17 Men`s Old Magazine Ads [Pics]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 8 years ago in Weird

Bring on the homoeroticism!
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Female 418
Oh, hells yeah.
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Male 233
Camel filters! WOO, HOME BRAND!
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Female 135
"smoke contains carbon monoxide", hahaha! and number three made me laugh quite a lot.
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Female 221
Munsingwear?
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Female 778
i like the slack power ad. i have a new phrase.
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Female 173
The Big Zip is by far the best.
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Male 5,194
I actually really dig the yule spirit Textron one.

(of course, I`m kind of a homo)

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Male 290
#12 BOOB!
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Male 1,370
#9- Chong?
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Male 109
damn good thing I didn`t live in that era O_o

too many gay ads

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Female 55
Slack Power.
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Female 9
This is why men hate shopping.
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Female 105
Lol MykeUK! I think Radioactive man could sport some of these though.
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Male 364
My eyes, the goggles do nothing!!
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Male 22
Hmm... men with beards and aviators in jumpsuits. Hello, daddy. lol
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Male 1,064
SOOOO many buldges. i loved this iab...well, i didn`t "love" it, but keep up the good work
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Male 345
Let me say that even in their heyday jumpsuits weren`t popular enough to wear to the marina with your favorite gal...
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Male 413
Pants have never been so disturbing
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Female 10
Ha ha wow. That`s pretty disturbing.
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Male 367
Lionhart that lion is supposed to be against drugs! :o
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Male 70
AHAHA! I never thought these clothes would actually be popular enough for mysterious vague titles. For whom the bell tolls. LOL
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Male 123
thanks for posting these, im going to have nightmares now B-|
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Male 8,300
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Female 60
I kept thinking about the village people all through these ads....
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Male 1,312
one question...who here is man enough to fill one easy piece?
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Female 572
Great, now I can`t un-see that sh*t, I am scarred for life now *cries*
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Male 56
most of them look gay
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Female 1,593
Did anyone read the one piece ad? >.>
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Female 86
Ew...
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Male 395
you can`t use the same line again fire fliet.
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Female 1,231
More queer than a three-dollar bill jammed into Richard Simmons` thong.
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Male 510
#8 gay mark twain ftw
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Female 2,352
Lol. Those anti-establishment post grad pants were sweet.
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Male 166
Slack Power!
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Female 713
Holy Hell! The 70s were awesome...and gay!
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Male 815
oh wow...why are like, 95% of the pics extremely gay? naked army dudes, "let`s get down to business"...holy crap LOL

oh, and the japanese dude from #4 looks like a wax figure, lol

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Female 195
okay #9.
the "one easy peice"
read the paragraph. its phucking hilariousssss

"take it off as quick as one flick of her tounge"
"are you man enough to fill it?"

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Female 1,264
Wow, I have deffinitely read way to much yaoi...the army one is so...yaoi...XD
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Male 2,582
Pfft, and my co-workers laughed at me when I wore my "One easy piece" jumpsuit last casual Friday! I`m a real man I tell you, A REAL MAN!
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Female 204
wow, did it just get hotter in here?
:P
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Male 74
I want one of those jumpsuits lol
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Male 1,666
The past was a jolly and gay time
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Female 227
Sexy.
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Male 136
Not too shabby. Those shorts are tight just like they shoulds be ;) We tough guys know all about this so keep the jokes to yerself.
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Female 1,043
#6 and #15 scarred me for life.
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Male 22
i thought the jumpsuit for ah men was pretty dope, i`d totally wear that.
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Male 1,918
i saw a guys ass...
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Male 104
#15:
So THAT`s why `nam vets never want to talk about it.
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Male 1,381
I was so born in the wrong decade!!
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Female 30
and they all look like american apparel ads
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Female 376
fail.
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Female 73
Wow.. the bathing army picture.. LOL
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Male 68
lol @ lets get down to buisness
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Male 15,510
Stop with the groin fest!
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Female 257
This is awful. I`m gonna go barf now.
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Female 118
lol, I`ve never seen adverts like that O.o
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Female 214
the asian guy in #4 totally looks like a mannequin, actually they all kind of look like mannequins
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Male 500
hey fancy, why you site so gay?
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Female 165
i seriously lolled
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Female 390
Second from the last looks like he wants to hurt me.
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Female 961
something about reading "get down to business" and seeing two guys stacked on each other...i dunno, it`s just very, what`s the word? homoerotic?
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Male 145
Holy crap. I love the Army Day one. XD
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Male 1,193
doesnt look like fred at all sorry
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Male 51
Hey, is that Jim Belushi on the right in #10?
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Female 779
Leave a little to the imagination!!! O.O
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Male 976
A young George Takei far left on #4? And isn`t it funny that #11 is called "Rainbow".
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Male 480
Freddy from scooby-doo is in #4! O.O
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Female 751
ugh.... *shudders* I am so glad it`s no longer considered attractive or cool for guys to show their thighs! (in the straight world, for gay ppl, it`s totally fine, just I don`t care to see my man`s hairy man thighs!)
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Female 365
I liked the jumpsuits.. wonder if they`ll ever come back into style..
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Female 163
#9--Zach Galifianakis?
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Female 2
The guy in the 11th ad could very well be Brad Pitt. It`s awesome if he made this selection
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Male 311
at the time these were made, there was nothing wrong with them. just a bunch of mostly naked dudes in banana hammocks having a great time. but, as time goes on, thing change.. a lot evidently.
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Male 5,189
I shivered as I scrolled down this.
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Male 367
GAY.
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Female 307
That`s hot.
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Male 159
im not man enough to fill it.
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Male 3,058
Oh God... I remember some of these ads... the 1970`s were a great decade for rock music, and an awful one for clothing styles...

I remember one of our neighbors wore those terrycloth jumpsuits.

*shudder*

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Male 1,825
the book for whom the bell tolls is so worth more than that
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Male 328
My god so many bulges this was not the correct link to click on.
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Male 357
In 20 years, we will look back at the trendy ads of today and laugh the same way. "HAHA, look at that chick with the giant sunglasses and ass cleavage tramp stamp!"
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Male 818
HAHA these are so akwardly funny
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Female 9,585
That`s why I love the `70s...
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Female 98
I laughed so hard at DesertDustX`s comment. I was doing the same thing XD
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Female 1,211
Mesh undies... LOL
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Female 1
natakalt
BLIND

COS` THAT`S WHAT I WANNA BE AFTER SEEING THIS
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You don`t wanna be blind...because it would be the last thing you saw!

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Female 176
slack power!
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Female 837
Oh my God. The last one, the guy in the middle. His undies look like the afghan that was always on the back of the couch in Roseanne!
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Male 90
lol eggy409
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Male 427
I felt very wrong looking at these, i kept turning around to see if anyone was looking. I wanted it to end so very fast :(
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Male 914
my god that was hilarious (and damn scary)
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Female 1,697
BLIND

COS` THAT`S WHAT I WANNA BE AFTER SEEING THIS

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Female 1,306
Was everyone in the 70`s really, really gay?
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Female 17
The guy in ad 14 at the bottom right was cute...=]
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Male 24
"...fits so tight, it shows all you`ve got."

What if you don`t have much?

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Male 2,548
Oh wow_I want a $10 pair of anti-establishment slacks!
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Male 864
I want a jumpsuit with a hood... I`d feel so badass.
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Female 115
Mesh underwear ftw!
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Male 1,764
Is #9 Billy Mays? lol
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Female 56
It sure did take a lot of men to hold up that little bitty barbell.
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Male 2,172
"Postovoy: It`s a bit ironic that these ads are from a time in America when homophobia was practically a condiment."

It was a clever warning for things to come... why didn`t we listen is still a mystery.

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Male 418
I agree with Drvenkman. That side boob made it much better.
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Male 2,172

Seriously... wtf is that?
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Male 1,375
......how do i get the pen out of my eye that I just jabbed in there as a substitute for eye bleach
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Male 287
That`s how real men settle disputes. By stripping to the waist and wrestling.

Also, the topless 70s chick lessens the gayness of her ad by 75%.

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Male 1,106
Aaaahhhh, my freakin eyes!
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Male 104
Are you freaking kidding me.
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Female 1,120
The guy on the top of the `Americas Best Dressed Men` does not belong there.
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Male 2,552
LOL 70s
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Female 395
i want more of these!!! hilarious :-D
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Male 4
I dont care how old the last one is, I refuse to believe that yellow mesh briefs and a matching tshirt were ever part of a great looking wardrobe.
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Male 462
It`s a bit ironic that these ads are from a time in America when homophobia was practically a condiment.
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Female 2,509
I`m now gay. Damn you IAB. My eyes my eyes
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Female 1,784
bahaha thankyou for this link haha now I can point and laugh *does so* :)
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Male 3,147
lol..

Camel Filters: Share an adventure.

which adventure is that ad talking about? lung cancer, or gay love with your smoking chums?

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Female 1,112
*homoerotic*
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Female 1,112
WOW! the 70`s were an extremely homoerogenous time weren`t they? What`s with the wrestling and phallic log ride?
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Male 426
i soooo want a jumpsuit now...marketing at its best.
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Female 512
Army Day? I shudder to think what those guys get up to on Roman Toga Day...
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Female 256
Ah, Fancy and his assistant, I love you.

This is pure gold!

I mean, one look at the "ah-man" in the sky-blue jumpsuit and you know he means business.

"You are going to touch me. Resistance is futile. There will be no talking. Now, kneel, bitch."

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Female 397
#3 sockies! LOL!
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Male 271
Woah, is that the same mustache guy in 3 ads in a row?
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Male 4,593
Hey, those Anti-Establishment Post-Grad slacks in pic #2 have a "Talon" zipper...

Are you kidding me? I wouldn`t want anything even CALLED "Talon" near my pecker.

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Male 32
The asian guy from #4 looks like a wax figure
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Male 63
holy **** #4is the A-team!!!!
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Male 2,388
I just looked through an entire post of mens packages i feel inadequate. This sets an unrealistic standard for men!
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Female 190
"Slack Power" made me laugh out loud.
And no.4 made me think of Anchorman.
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Female 123
*drool*
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Female 1,780
Link: 17 Men`s Old Magazine Ads [Pics] [Rate Link] - Bring on the homoeroticism!
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