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Date: 07/22/09 01:03 PM

128 Responses to 17 Men`s Old Magazine Ads [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    Link: 17 Men`s Old Magazine Ads - Bring on the homoeroticism!
  2. Profile photo of Concerto
    Concerto Female 18-29
    123 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:06 am
    *drool*
  3. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
    191 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:07 am
    "Slack Power" made me laugh out loud.
    And no.4 made me think of Anchorman.
  4. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:08 am
    I just looked through an entire post of mens packages i feel inadequate. This sets an unrealistic standard for men!
  5. Profile photo of QuinnNukem
    QuinnNukem Male 18-29
    63 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:10 am
    holy **** #4is the A-team!!!!
  6. Profile photo of Rimando898
    Rimando898 Male 13-17
    32 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:12 am
    The asian guy from #4 looks like a wax figure
  7. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:16 am
    Hey, those Anti-Establishment Post-Grad slacks in pic #2 have a "Talon" zipper...

    Are you kidding me? I wouldn`t want anything even CALLED "Talon" near my pecker.

  8. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:17 am
    Woah, is that the same mustache guy in 3 ads in a row?
  9. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:25 am
    #3 sockies! LOL!
  10. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:37 am
    Ah, Fancy and his assistant, I love you.

    This is pure gold!

    I mean, one look at the "ah-man" in the sky-blue jumpsuit and you know he means business.

    "You are going to touch me. Resistance is futile. There will be no talking. Now, kneel, bitch."

  11. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:45 am
    Army Day? I shudder to think what those guys get up to on Roman Toga Day...
  12. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 7:01 am
    i soooo want a jumpsuit now...marketing at its best.
  13. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 7:06 am
    WOW! the 70`s were an extremely homoerogenous time weren`t they? What`s with the wrestling and phallic log ride?
  14. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 7:12 am
    *homoerotic*
  15. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 7:28 am
    lol..

    Camel Filters: Share an adventure.

    which adventure is that ad talking about? lung cancer, or gay love with your smoking chums?

  16. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 7:30 am
    bahaha thankyou for this link haha now I can point and laugh *does so* :)
  17. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 7:30 am
    I`m now gay. Damn you IAB. My eyes my eyes
  18. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 7:30 am
    It`s a bit ironic that these ads are from a time in America when homophobia was practically a condiment.
  19. Profile photo of bipsy
    bipsy Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 7:35 am
    I dont care how old the last one is, I refuse to believe that yellow mesh briefs and a matching tshirt were ever part of a great looking wardrobe.
  20. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 7:42 am
    i want more of these!!! hilarious :-D
  21. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:03 am
    LOL 70s
  22. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:04 am
    The guy on the top of the `Americas Best Dressed Men` does not belong there.
  23. Profile photo of Charlai
    Charlai Male 13-17
    104 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:04 am
    Are you freaking kidding me.
  24. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:11 am
    Aaaahhhh, my freakin eyes!
  25. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:16 am
    That`s how real men settle disputes. By stripping to the waist and wrestling.

    Also, the topless 70s chick lessens the gayness of her ad by 75%.

  26. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:19 am
    ......how do i get the pen out of my eye that I just jabbed in there as a substitute for eye bleach
  27. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:21 am

    Seriously... wtf is that?
  28. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:24 am
    I agree with Drvenkman. That side boob made it much better.
  29. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:25 am
    "Postovoy: It`s a bit ironic that these ads are from a time in America when homophobia was practically a condiment."

    It was a clever warning for things to come... why didn`t we listen is still a mystery.

  30. Profile photo of NatashaSan
    NatashaSan Female 30-39
    56 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:35 am
    It sure did take a lot of men to hold up that little bitty barbell.
  31. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:46 am
    Is #9 Billy Mays? lol
  32. Profile photo of Ailyn_Vel
    Ailyn_Vel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:53 am
    Mesh underwear ftw!
  33. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 8:58 am
    I want a jumpsuit with a hood... I`d feel so badass.
  34. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:02 am
    Oh wow_I want a $10 pair of anti-establishment slacks!
  35. Profile photo of eggy409
    eggy409 Male 40-49
    24 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:05 am
    "...fits so tight, it shows all you`ve got."

    What if you don`t have much?

  36. Profile photo of inspiteofu
    inspiteofu Female 18-29
    17 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:12 am
    The guy in ad 14 at the bottom right was cute...=]
  37. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Was everyone in the 70`s really, really gay?
  38. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:13 am
    BLIND

    COS` THAT`S WHAT I WANNA BE AFTER SEEING THIS

  39. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:16 am
    my god that was hilarious (and damn scary)
  40. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:20 am
    I felt very wrong looking at these, i kept turning around to see if anyone was looking. I wanted it to end so very fast :(
  41. Profile photo of maddices
    maddices Male 18-29
    90 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:21 am
    lol eggy409
  42. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Oh my God. The last one, the guy in the middle. His undies look like the afghan that was always on the back of the couch in Roseanne!
  43. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:22 am
    slack power!
  44. Profile photo of KayCokeFreak
    KayCokeFreak Female 18-29
    1 post
    July 22, 2009 at 9:25 am
    natakalt
    BLIND

    COS` THAT`S WHAT I WANNA BE AFTER SEEING THIS
    ----
    You don`t wanna be blind...because it would be the last thing you saw!

  45. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:27 am
    Mesh undies... LOL
  46. Profile photo of acthrellis
    acthrellis Female 18-29
    98 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:30 am
    I laughed so hard at DesertDustX`s comment. I was doing the same thing XD
  47. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:36 am
    That`s why I love the `70s...
  48. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:46 am
    HAHA these are so akwardly funny
  49. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:50 am
    In 20 years, we will look back at the trendy ads of today and laugh the same way. "HAHA, look at that chick with the giant sunglasses and ass cleavage tramp stamp!"
  50. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 10:02 am
    My god so many bulges this was not the correct link to click on.
  51. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 10:07 am
    the book for whom the bell tolls is so worth more than that
  52. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 10:09 am
    Oh God... I remember some of these ads... the 1970`s were a great decade for rock music, and an awful one for clothing styles...

    I remember one of our neighbors wore those terrycloth jumpsuits.

    *shudder*

  53. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 10:14 am
    im not man enough to fill it.
  54. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 10:18 am
    That`s hot.
  55. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 10:27 am
    GAY.
  56. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 10:32 am
    at the time these were made, there was nothing wrong with them. just a bunch of mostly naked dudes in banana hammocks having a great time. but, as time goes on, thing change.. a lot evidently.
  57. Profile photo of mrsbert
    mrsbert Female 30-39
    2 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 10:47 am
    The guy in the 11th ad could very well be Brad Pitt. It`s awesome if he made this selection
  58. Profile photo of cynicalli
    cynicalli Female 30-39
    163 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 10:58 am
    #9--Zach Galifianakis?
  59. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 11:08 am
    I liked the jumpsuits.. wonder if they`ll ever come back into style..
  60. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 11:21 am
    ugh.... *shudders* I am so glad it`s no longer considered attractive or cool for guys to show their thighs! (in the straight world, for gay ppl, it`s totally fine, just I don`t care to see my man`s hairy man thighs!)
  61. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 11:28 am
    Freddy from scooby-doo is in #4! O.O
  62. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 11:39 am
    A young George Takei far left on #4? And isn`t it funny that #11 is called "Rainbow".
  63. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 11:42 am
    Leave a little to the imagination!!! O.O
  64. Profile photo of PyroX7
    PyroX7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Hey, is that Jim Belushi on the right in #10?
  65. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    doesnt look like fred at all sorry
  66. Profile photo of clumsyhans
    clumsyhans Male 18-29
    145 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    Holy crap. I love the Army Day one. XD
  67. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    something about reading "get down to business" and seeing two guys stacked on each other...i dunno, it`s just very, what`s the word? homoerotic?
  68. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    Second from the last looks like he wants to hurt me.
  69. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    hey fancy, why you site so gay?
  70. Profile photo of ichirei
    ichirei Female 13-17
    165 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    i seriously lolled
  71. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    the asian guy in #4 totally looks like a mannequin, actually they all kind of look like mannequins
  72. Profile photo of Pieface90
    Pieface90 Female 13-17
    118 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    lol, I`ve never seen adverts like that O.o
  73. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    This is awful. I`m gonna go barf now.
  74. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Stop with the groin fest!
  75. Profile photo of Bilburn
    Bilburn Male 18-29
    68 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    lol @ lets get down to buisness
  76. Profile photo of lil_Sunflori
    lil_Sunflori Female 18-29
    73 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    Wow.. the bathing army picture.. LOL
  77. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    fail.
  78. Profile photo of kseniaclaire
    kseniaclaire Female 18-29
    30 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    and they all look like american apparel ads
  79. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    I was so born in the wrong decade!!
  80. Profile photo of The_Freekill
    The_Freekill Male 13-17
    104 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    #15:
    So THAT`s why `nam vets never want to talk about it.
  81. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    i saw a guys ass...
  82. Profile photo of wombatmaster
    wombatmaster Male 18-29
    22 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    i thought the jumpsuit for ah men was pretty dope, i`d totally wear that.
  83. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    #6 and #15 scarred me for life.
  84. Profile photo of inchworm
    inchworm Male 50-59
    136 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    Not too shabby. Those shorts are tight just like they shoulds be ;) We tough guys know all about this so keep the jokes to yerself.
  85. Profile photo of LittleMickey
    LittleMickey Female 18-29
    227 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Sexy.
  86. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    The past was a jolly and gay time
  87. Profile photo of monkeyshine7
    monkeyshine7 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    I want one of those jumpsuits lol
  88. Profile photo of oddstef
    oddstef Female 18-29
    204 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    wow, did it just get hotter in here?
    :P
  89. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    Pfft, and my co-workers laughed at me when I wore my "One easy piece" jumpsuit last casual Friday! I`m a real man I tell you, A REAL MAN!
  90. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    Wow, I have deffinitely read way to much yaoi...the army one is so...yaoi...XD
  91. Profile photo of YUP_IM_BORED
    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    okay #9.
    the "one easy peice"
    read the paragraph. its phucking hilariousssss

    "take it off as quick as one flick of her tounge"
    "are you man enough to fill it?"

  92. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    oh wow...why are like, 95% of the pics extremely gay? naked army dudes, "let`s get down to business"...holy crap LOL

    oh, and the japanese dude from #4 looks like a wax figure, lol

  93. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    Holy Hell! The 70s were awesome...and gay!
  94. Profile photo of GTrain
    GTrain Male 18-29
    166 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    Slack Power!
  95. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    Lol. Those anti-establishment post grad pants were sweet.
  96. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    #8 gay mark twain ftw
  97. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    More queer than a three-dollar bill jammed into Richard Simmons` thong.
  98. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    you can`t use the same line again fire fliet.
  99. Profile photo of BamJr
    BamJr Female 13-17
    86 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    Ew...
  100. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    Did anyone read the one piece ad? >.>
  101. Profile photo of KenshinTW
    KenshinTW Male 18-29
    56 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    most of them look gay
  102. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 22, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    Great, now I can`t un-see that sh*t, I am scarred for life now *cries*
  103. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 12:26 am
    one question...who here is man enough to fill one easy piece?
  104. Profile photo of sindel
    sindel Female 18-29
    60 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 12:39 am
    I kept thinking about the village people all through these ads....
  105. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 4:01 am
  106. Profile photo of aboredfool
    aboredfool Male 18-29
    123 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 6:37 am
    thanks for posting these, im going to have nightmares now B-|
  107. Profile photo of PhuxPro
    PhuxPro Male 13-17
    70 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 6:50 am
    AHAHA! I never thought these clothes would actually be popular enough for mysterious vague titles. For whom the bell tolls. LOL
  108. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 8:07 am
    Lionhart that lion is supposed to be against drugs! :o
  109. Profile photo of kaylayoe
    kaylayoe Female 13-17
    10 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 8:59 am
    Ha ha wow. That`s pretty disturbing.
  110. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:23 am
    Pants have never been so disturbing
  111. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Let me say that even in their heyday jumpsuits weren`t popular enough to wear to the marina with your favorite gal...
  112. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 10:16 am
    SOOOO many buldges. i loved this iab...well, i didn`t "love" it, but keep up the good work
  113. Profile photo of chris_falcon
    chris_falcon Male 18-29
    22 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:04 am
    Hmm... men with beards and aviators in jumpsuits. Hello, daddy. lol
  114. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:20 am
    My eyes, the goggles do nothing!!
  115. Profile photo of nellerbear
    nellerbear Female 18-29
    105 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:32 am
    Lol MykeUK! I think Radioactive man could sport some of these though.
  116. Profile photo of Gerty
    Gerty Female 30-39
    9 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    This is why men hate shopping.
  117. Profile photo of MadisonSheaK
    MadisonSheaK Female 13-17
    55 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    Slack Power.
  118. Profile photo of graphfix
    graphfix Male 13-17
    109 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    damn good thing I didn`t live in that era O_o

    too many gay ads

  119. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 12:29 am
    #9- Chong?
  120. Profile photo of bwuch
    bwuch Male 13-17
    290 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 3:21 am
    #12 BOOB!
  121. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    I actually really dig the yule spirit Textron one.

    (of course, I`m kind of a homo)

  122. Profile photo of evlmnkyninja
    evlmnkyninja Female 13-17
    173 posts
    July 24, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    The Big Zip is by far the best.
  123. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    July 26, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    i like the slack power ad. i have a new phrase.
  124. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    July 29, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    Munsingwear?
  125. Profile photo of ravenclaw94
    ravenclaw94 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    "smoke contains carbon monoxide", hahaha! and number three made me laugh quite a lot.
  126. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    January 31, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    Camel filters! WOO, HOME BRAND!
  127. Profile photo of sweatpeanis
    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    November 26, 2011 at 3:05 pm
    Oh, hells yeah.

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