Worst Headbutt In Sports History [Video]

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This is why soccer will never get the respect it deserves.
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Male 177
why, why isn`t soccer popular in the US
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Male 118
I lol`d :D
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Male 340
StudentOfMan, you`re as convincing of a salesman as the Shamwow guy.
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Male 22
lol! I saw this live at the time!
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Male 4,867
ok about the whole soccer/football thing - let me clear it up.
Football was originally called Association Football because modern day Rugby was called Football at the time. Soccer was an abbreviation of Association, so during the dawn of football it was in fact called soccer. American Football is a good sport but still its a pretty stupid name for a sport where only 2 players kick the ball
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Female 108
hahahahahahaha
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Male 345
Besides, everyone knows you`re not a real athlete until you make more money then you`ll ever need, get busted for carrying a weapon or beating your wife/girlfriend and take "performance enhancing drugs".
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Male 345
Time to accept the truth. Soccer is popular throughout the world hands down. The reasons:
1) It is cheap to play, hell you just need to wait for roadkill to bloat and you`re good to go!
2) It is an excellant excercise for gross motor skills which need to be developed in five year olds and the elderly, so there`s that.
3) Moms need a cheap activity (refer to #1) to get the kids out of the tent or flat so that they can make more or get a pack of cigs and some crisps.
4) Frustrated at not being real athletes (one step above 40 year olds who play softball), joggers and long distance runners needed a quasi valid sport with which to highlight their amazing shorts.
5) Not enough father/son time I guess.
6) The European and South American hooligans will always need an outlet for their pent up aggression at not getting their own snazzy shorts and being able to thinly veil their curiosities about these "feelings" they`ve been having.
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Male 516
"funny thing is... Buzkashi is a real sport... but they are on horses and its usually a goat carcass..."

Holy poo! I would watch that!

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Male 1
Soccer already has the respect it deserves from almost everyone in the world.
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Male 122
I was expecting Zidane.
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Male 9,306
DavidXJ: Tackleball, sounds like the perfect replacement name.
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Male 2,199
funny thing is... Buzkashi is a real sport... but they are on horses and its usually a goat carcass...
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Male 2,552
Soccer is lame. I`ve tried watching it. Boring as hell.
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Male 2,229
That was a head butt?
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Male 1,106
Yes, we get it. Soccer should be called "Football" and American Football isn`t really football. But even if we started calling soccer football, we`d still suck at it and therefore, probably prefer American "tackle"ball.
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Male 215
Soccer may be the most popular sport today, but I bet Buzkashi will get the proper attention it deserves! How can anyone not like it? Here`s a brief description:

"In Buzkashi, a headless carcass is placed in the center of a circle and surrounded by the players of two opposing teams. The object of the game, is to get control of the carcass and bring it to the scoring area. Although it seems like a simple task, it is not. Only the most masterful players, (called chapandaz) ever even get close to the carcass. The competition is fierce, and the winner of a match receives prizes that have been donated by a sponsor. These prizes range from money, to fine turbans and clothes."

Kicking around a headless carcass AND getting a free turban? Move over soccer!!!!

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Male 15,510
"This is why soccer will never get the respect it deserves"

Say that in Brazil or Argentina and youll be dead!

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Male 512
`e`s a flopper, `e is!
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Female 9,400
Muhahaha, my brother and me used to do that all the time.
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Male 38
>>This is why soccer will never get the respect it deserves.

"Deserves respect"? WTH.

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Male 130
"Football(Soccer) is definitely the most popular sport in the world Prime...."

Well spoken sir.
Americans still have to learn that American Football is actually second to FOOTBALL. And rugby, for that matter.

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Male 579
floppers!
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Female 24
lol.
so fake.
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Female 1
Lol..Faking much.....
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Male 30
I hope they`re ok
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Male 541
Football(Soccer) is definitely the most popular sport in the world Prime. The World Cup could potentially be on par with the Olympics. The USA is one of the last countries left who aren`t big into soccer. There are many countries where the entire nation gets the day off work when it`s team is playing in the world cup. In my school they even set up a TV and everyone gets out of class and can go watch it. And it is most definitely a worldwide sport. In the carribean, Trinidad and Tobago + Mexico and more are all big soccer teams. In Africa, Angola, Ghana, Kenya, S. Africa(which is where the 2010 World Cup is to be held). Obviously Europe is big into it. South America is probably the second biggest soccer continent with Brazil often winning the world cup and Argentina doing very well. In the rest of the world, Japan, China, Autralia etc... all play and make a big deal out of soccer. Even in underdeveloped countries you see kids playing soccer with old balls they`ve made and stuff.
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Male 1,718
lol this is such fail.
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Female 12
I don`t understand why people are getting into an argument over this video but I guess that`s just the way it goes. Anyway lets clarify one thing here. There is no such thing as English football like I`ve seen someone say, and it is most certainly NOT called soccer except in the US. So lets call things by it`s names. The one played all over the world using your feet is football, the other one played in the US is American football I guess, but since it is your sport I guess you can call it whatever you want! xD
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Male 914
...in my humble opinion, i would have to agree that football (aka soccer in US) is the most popular sport in the world...

i`ve been fortunate enough to travel to many different countries around the world and pretty much everyone knows what football/soccer is...try mentioning american football to some and they`ll look at you like you were crazy...

...that headbutt was pretty freakin` lame though...

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Female 2,672
cuba boy, football is the biggest sport in the world
seriously like the world plays it, how many competitions have nearly 200 nations competing for one trophy?
only one
basketball is easily a distant second

your just jealous cos england are better than cuba

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Male 4,867
Soccer will never be the worlds sport because the world doesnt play it. The US, a few nations in the Carribean and Central America, Parts of Asia, and Parts of Africa dont really play it

ok Prime, Central America doesn`t plat football...wrong there, Mexico are ranked 26th in the world. Asia? are you kidding me, the K-league in Korea and the J-League in Japan are two of the best supported leagues in the world- Korea and Japan hosted the 2002 world cup.
And saying Africa doesn`t play football is just stupid, some of the worlds best players come from Africa - Eto`o, Drogba, Essien etc. and the African Cup of Nations is one of the most popular international competitions. in fact the 2010 world cup is being held in Africa.

Basketball and Football are miles ahead of any other sport in terms of international recognition but i think football is still the more popular of the 2

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Male 3,081
primetime, no you weren`t right about basketball being a more popular world sport than Football (let`s give it it`s proper name). The majority of lists citing the popularity of sports around the globe cite football as the no. 1. Do some research that doesn`t involve just googling US facts about the sport.
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Male 287
You know what? Who cares? Sports suck. All sports.
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Male 61
(contd.) America wasn`t a colony but took on Rugby Football and somewhere along the way people decided to throw the ball forward, concentrate the game at the breakdown and so on. It was at this time that it changed it`s name to American Football, following on the etymology of the original games (Eton football, rugby football, etc) and hence the name has stuck.

As it became a major sport the name football stuck, as it does in Britain for Association football.

It is still a good sport ruined by stopping and starting, if it was all one continuous match akin to Rugby, it would be better. In fact they used to show the highlights of some games over here in britain where they took out most of the stoppages and it was quite good.

Oh, and football is without doubt the worlds most popular sport, personally I prefer Rugby Union, but you can`t win `em all!

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Male 1,108
And after watching the clip, this is why I hate it!
It looks like a game of ring `o` roses, but no-one sneezed.
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Male 61
Football as a sport has been around for centuries, but in the 18th and 19th centuries some of the public schools (for Americans, our public schools are the elite schools like Etone, harrow, etc) started to codify the rules. Each school had it`s own version of the rules and eventually, so school scould play against each other, an association to clarify the rules was formed, hence Association Football.

As each school still played its own traditional version that was called Eton Football, Stonyhurst Football, Harrow Football, etc, one school had Rugby Football. It happens that Rugby Football for some reason took off as a sport in it`s own right (there is an apocraphyl story of a chap named William Webb-Ellis picking up the ball and running with it). The school of Rugby settled ont he rules and the other public schools joined in, it was then naturally transported to the Army and Navy (the army v navy match is the longest running match I beleive) and taken to the colonies.

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Male 1,108
SpankyJake I love how you call someone out for making a generalisation then make one youself. *ahem* "or is that just how it is over in arrogant douchebag Europe?"
Anyway, rugby was actually invented after someone picked up the ball in a game of football and ran into the goal with it. It was the first time it had happened and the ref didn`t know what to make of it. It then became a public school sport. Played without pads, and for the record I hate football/soccer too.
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Male 101
i dont mean to bitch or start a flame war or annything but why do americans steal our sports
they got baseball from rounders
football from rugby
soccer from football
and btw rugby is called that because it was invented in a town called rugby in england
:-)
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Male 1,226
Football: Use your foot to kick a ball
Hand egg: Use your hands to throw an egg.
That`s what American Football should be called...handegg...
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Female 67
I don`t care what it`s called what I do care about is the increase of such lame ass behaviour on the pitch - this diving and theatrics does open up football/soccer to ridicule. Bring back the good old days when men were men and football was football or soccer.
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Male 101
athletes AND actors, niiiice...

anyone who knows anything about the world recognizes that football is the most popular sport in the world

and sean162....fat america? really now? how about you shut the hell up and not generalize an entire population based on the bullpoo you gobble up?
or is that just how it is over in arrogant douchebag Europe?
its called football because rugby is taken from the original football, and american football (technically called gridiron) is taken from rugby...still doesnt make much sense to use the name but...whatever

this is probably going to open up a huge american football bashing just by mentioning it but...whatever, if it gives you the smug sense of superiority it seems you folks love so much, then so be it i guess

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Male 621
Mani-jac - First, it`s called football, because you actually use your foot to play the ball, hence football; not to be confused with american rugby.

American Rugy is called football in the US.
English Football is called soccer in the US.

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Male 1,929
Oh, and it`s ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL. People want to abreviate it to "soccer" like we always used to do, you`re quite welcome. I`m over it because I realise the world isn`t going to be overrun by people saying "soccer" just because the americans do.
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Male 58
This whole video is stupid. "Football" is respected all over the world and is the most popular sport on the planet, just not in fat America.

And why do you yanks call your sport football anyway, exactly when do you use your feet?

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Male 1,929
They do this because they always get away with it. If the ref had any balls to book people for simulation anymore it wouldn`t happen. But the game is ruled by fannies and played by people who aren`t British.
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Male 210
Swalbe!!
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Female 15,763
They faked that pain... right?
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Female 437
I really expected this to be Zidane. Mind you, that one was quite cool cause he floored the bloke!
Anyway, to all Americans claiming that their sports are the best; you are the only ones who play it! Typically British sports like football(soccer if you need a translation), cricket and rugby all have major international competitions whereas baseball, basketball and American football(bad copy of rugby) are only played seriously within America.
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Male 330
The good news is later on they had anal and made up.
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Male 197
most countries usually have a unique sport to suit their climate
Australia has AFL(outdoors- its warm)
netherlands have handball (indoors- its cold)
soccer is usually the next favourite (or has a massive junior league) making it the next popular. The reason basketball outside the USA isn`t so popular is because it is an american sport. (i.e. everywhere else dislikes american culture)
=]
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Male 38
mooshoo your an idoit - basketball isnt the world sport. only a handfull of countries play basketball and even less play it well.i hate football as much as the next person but it has a huge global audience.

just because its popular in america doenst make it popular everywhere else.like u americans having a world series in baseball with only teams from america.makes sense :s

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Male 215
primetimekin - You`re right, there are some countries that don`t play soccer... North Korea has an embargo on soccer balls, Somalia is holding the country`s only soccer ball for ransom, and all the balls in Cuba fell into the sea and drifted into Miami...

That never happens with basketball though.. truly a world sport!

Btw, the total audience for the 2002 world cup final was over 1 billion viewers!!! But I`m sure the other 5 billion were watching basketball that day!

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Male 353
"primetimekin is an idiot..get your fact straight.."

Nice first post there buddy. Now we know what we have to look forward to. B-|

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Male 7,933
teddy....not really...but with that said I was right about basketball being more popular than soccer
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Male 101
Hey primetime, I suppose you wouldn`t have suspected this....

http://www.johann-sandra.com/popular.htm

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Male 15,832
"This is why soccer will never get the respect it deserves."

No, this is why soccer doesn`t deserve the respect it gets.

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Male 601
Lol, guy threw the headbutt and acted like the player did it.
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Male 4
primetimekin is an idiot..get your fact straight..
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Male 282
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too old....
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Male 105
It`s foot ball... however... wait... no defense. That was just plain ridiculous... their children are probably looking at the field and going... damn im embarassed.
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Male 410
@primetimekin

The US doesn`t really play soccer? The Dynamo, Houston`s major league soccer team would like to have a word with you. Yes we do play it, it`s just not our national sport like it is in MOST of the world. So in conclusion your basketball answer is way wrongo.

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Male 17,512
This yet another reason why I hate soccer.. Fake Injuries!
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Male 1,505
Get up ya nancyboys!
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Male 5,190
look like* >.>
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Male 5,190
That didnt like like poo at all. Wheres the pain!?
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Male 4,014
AMEN DAVY. PLEASE, just ban people who proclaim "repost." Seriously, I think it needs to be an enforced unwritten rule. No more "FIRST!" And NO MORE "REPOST!"
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Male 100
is it just me or does it look like they barely hit one another and then randomly flew backwards?
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Male 7,933
Soccer will never be the worlds sport because the world doesnt play it. The US, a few nations in the Carribean and Central America, Parts of Asia, and Parts of Africa dont really play it. Basketball is the only one were it is truly played all over, even though it isnt the most popular. So in conclusion, if there is a world sport, it would be basketball
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Male 2,344
Ok, I understand, Davy. I thought it was a weak offense against the whiners at first...Sorry.
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Male 931
football is just an embarassing sport
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Male 12,138
vv Ryan, what I`m getting at it that most users who complain all the time about reposts (whether true or not - is this a repost?) do nothing to actually contribute to the community by submitting new content. It`s lazy, it`s bitching, it`s expecting to have your cake for free while others do the work, and as I`ve said previously:

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Male 2,344
"How come the people who whine about reposts are usually the ones who have never actually contributed anything to the site?"

A coincidence, yes. Relevance, not in the least. I don`t quite understand what you`re getting at. Anyway, I was expecting a Zidane-type head butt...I was dissapointed...and greatly humored at the same time lol.

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Male 336
hahaah that was hilarious the coach took a dive haha
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Male 160
>>>>p.s. Prime, basketball a bigger sport internationally than football? Are you drunk again?
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It`s either sarcasm, or he`s drunk outta his head.
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Male 12,138
vv "a really recent repost"... Lemme see:

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How come the people who whine about reposts are usually the ones who have never actually contributed anything to the site?

p.s. Prime, basketball a bigger sport internationally than football? Are you drunk again?

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Male 7,933
"You know there is an entire world outside of America where soccer is the number 1 sport. Still, it is full of little girls like this. :P "

That is le bullpoo. In most carribean and central american nations it isnt that popular. There aren`t huge inroads in Africa yet. Honestly...the only sport that can make a case for being a worldwide sport is basketball.

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Male 2,034
For a second, I thought it was going to be the Zidane headbutt again.


I was watching Cash Cab the other day and there was a question about soccer. The contestant had no clue and said "Who watches soccer?" Ben Bailey replied "The rest of the world."

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Male 541
"This is why soccer will never get the respect it deserves."

You know there is an entire world outside of America where soccer is the number 1 sport. Still, it is full of little girls like this. :P

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Male 4,867
that was a lame headbutt by the manager - the player overreacted to get him in poo.
too many players `dive` or pretend to be hit nowadays...
Divers and Fakers
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Male 187
a really recent repost
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Male 5,314
Link: Worst Headbutt In Sports History [Video] [Rate Link] - This is why soccer will never get the respect it deserves.
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