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Date: 06/26/09 06:32 AM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:06 am
    Link: Worst Girls Name Of The Day - Well, with a name like hers, she has the choice or being a stripper, a masseuse or a... stripper.
  2. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    820 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:40 am
    It is your DESTINY!!!!


  3. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:41 am
    mmm, thats a shame for the parents
  4. Profile photo of paragon12321
    paragon12321 Male 13-17
    45 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:47 am
    A shame? They named her!
  5. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:52 am
    They misspelt her position...
  6. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:56 am
    i think the doctors misheard the question.

    "and her name is?"
    "oh her destiny? Hooker."
    "okie. destinee hooker it is"
    "great. i like th-what?"

  7. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:05 am
    My question is who found this pic and why were you looking at her? -_- :P
  8. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:05 am
    Oh, wait. It`s fancy. Scratch that. :P
  9. Profile photo of Axelripper
    Axelripper Male 18-29
    34 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:13 am
    i`ll be damned... its real:

    http://www.texassports.com/sports/w-voll...

  10. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Lol, converse I got it. Nice.
  11. Profile photo of wyngit
    wyngit Male 18-29
    153 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Height: 6-4

    Gosh she`s TALL

  12. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:18 am
    "They misspelt her position..."

    Yes, It`s backwards :-)

  13. Profile photo of HornyPanda
    HornyPanda Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:22 am
    ah! indeed she is quite tall..
  14. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:28 am
    or a hooker...
  15. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:48 am
    In Medieval Europe, Sexberger was actually a popular name for girls. Destinee Hooker should consider herself lucky.
  16. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:51 am
    destiny = hooker
  17. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:52 am
    She`ll find a guy, get married, take his name, and have a nice normal name like Destinee Smith.
  18. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:53 am
    WAIT! That`s not to say that a woman needs a man to make something of herself. It`s not to say that a woman HAS to change her name when she gets married. It`s just to say that in this particular case, she`ll get married, change her name because it`s Hooker, and then live a normal life away from sites like IAB.
  19. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:59 am
    "In Medieval Europe, Sexberger was actually a popular name for girls. Destinee Hooker should consider herself lucky."


    Can i have some fries with that?

  20. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:02 am
    hahahaha.
  21. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:05 am
    she could be a fisherman....
  22. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:08 am
    v But then she`d have to get a sex change.
  23. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:17 am
    Ladies can be fisherman! XO

    Personally, I`d be horrible at it but you know...the lesbians..

  24. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:22 am
    You forgot option number three: Crack whore.
  25. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:37 am
    That sucks.
  26. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:48 am
    "That sucks."

    She will.

  27. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:03 am
    We know what shes destined to be then ;P
  28. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:21 am
    maybe her parents are rugby fans?
  29. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:22 am
    The description left out the most obvious...
  30. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    506 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:34 am
    I know someone with the last name Hooker too.
  31. Profile photo of bulbasaur
    bulbasaur Female 18-29
    168 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:42 am
    I`ve seriously heard of a girl by the name of VaGina. (Pronounced "Vah Jeenah") I`m debating whether this tops that or not.
  32. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:49 am
    Am I reading this wrong or is she 6`4"?
  33. Profile photo of rlsimpson
    rlsimpson Male 60-69
    1 post
    June 26, 2009 at 10:08 am
    Destinee is one of the finest people you could ever meet, as are her parents and her sister. And she is one heck of an athlete. UT is lucky to have her. I`m sure she`s taken a lot of kidding about her name over the years, but the just don`t come any better.
  34. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:11 am
    Oh goodness...

    Poor girl. D:

  35. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:13 am
    I`ve heard much worse names. Unless there`s an implied colon? (Destiny: Hooker.)

    Also, it looks like she`s well on her way to NOT becoming a prostitute, so good on her.

  36. Profile photo of bro_storm
    bro_storm Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:16 am
    holy hell, she`s 6`4"!!! god i love tall women...
  37. Profile photo of snakewarrior
    snakewarrior Male 18-29
    2 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:20 am
    i wonder what her father`s name is (Pimp or TJ)
  38. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:53 am
    Maybe her name is prophetic, and she has a wicked hook shot.

    I have a worse name for you. I worked at a tech support desk, and a woman (she sounded black) called in about her daughter`s account; I swear to gob, her daughter`s name was "Latrina."

  39. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 11:03 am
    God DAYUM....she`s 6`4!!!

    I wish I was 5`4...at least! |-(

  40. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 11:09 am
    wow, she can weld overhead.
  41. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 11:09 am
    lmao poor girl!
  42. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 11:16 am
    rlsimpson: Welcome to IAB, and thanks for posting on Destinee`s behalf. Please note, we`re not commenting on her, really. Just her name, which you have to admit, is a different name. Truth be told, though, not many first names would go with the last name Hooker, and not be made fun of. Except, maybe, TJ. No one messes with The Shatner.
  43. Profile photo of glodude75
    glodude75 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 11:24 am
    no lie here i had a teacher named mrs. hooker it was awsome!
  44. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    I think it`s awesome that her position is OH!

    Also, she`s like two heads taller than me.

    :(

  45. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    what is wrong with parents? at least they didnt name her ima.
  46. Profile photo of DinoAle
    DinoAle Female 18-29
    107 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Holy crap shes tall.
  47. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    Could`ve been worse
  48. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    I had a friend who worked at a beauty pageant place, she said she used to come across names like Princess, Tropicana, Asia, etc...Thats like calling your kid Soda or Seven.
  49. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    girl at my old school named Princess Gaye, no lie. hope this girl plays ball shes 6`4"!!
  50. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    Lol i go to school with one of the Geldof daughters. I think its Heavenly Hiranni Tigerlily. =3
  51. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    o that would suck why on earth would people name there children like that unless they wanted to be mean
  52. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    What would you rather be called, Destinee Hooker or Adolf Hitler? Seriously.
  53. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    "girl at my old school named Princess Gaye, no lie. hope this girl plays ball shes 6`4"!!"

    Says in the photo that she plays volleyball.

  54. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13606 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Long time ago, when Fred went to school, one of my classmates was called Gaylord huffer, Yes he was bullied!!
  55. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    At least she wasn`t named "Destynee".
  56. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    I think she`s a tranny.
  57. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    There was a kid in my school who`s name was Phillip Dick, and his dad`s name was Harry.
  58. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    Now THAT is a hot stripper name.
  59. Profile photo of MsxSweet
    MsxSweet Female 13-17
    67 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    She`s tall.
  60. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    "Unless there`s an implied colon? (Destiny: Hooker.)"

    maybe she marries a fred colon and they gets a double barrel surname.

    "I had a friend who worked at a beauty pageant place, she said she used to come across names like Princess, Tropicana, Asia, etc...Thats like calling your kid Soda or Seven. "

    i have a friend i met in college whose parents was obsessed with Voyager. she`s called Severn Neine. those germans and their sense of humour.

    also another friend is called Amanda Stroke (think about it :P)...bet ya wouldnt want to find her

  61. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    damn the fact ya cant edit.

    ....also my dads mate in his work is called Michael Hunt and he has a brother called Yorrick, mike that is.

    how unfortunate

  62. Profile photo of SanityInsane
    SanityInsane Female 18-29
    150 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    There was a kid in my school named Trey Knopff (pronounced Kin-Off). And yes, his dad`s name was Jack.
  63. Profile photo of kdawg
    kdawg Male 40-49
    172 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    6`4" WTF
  64. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    I knew a family Carins (pron Cans) who called their son Steele... also knew a real Ben Dover. Some parents just don`t think!
  65. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    Oh and here in Australia one of the biggest real estate firms is LJ Hooker, their slogan is "Nobody does it better than Hookers". What`s even worse is that their corporate glurge is a smiling little girl with a teddy bear who says "Thank you Mr Hooker"
  66. Profile photo of ctucker
    ctucker Male 18-29
    128 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    greatest name ever Marijuana Pepsi Jackson. google it.
  67. Profile photo of Seccrenicche
    Seccrenicche Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    I had a teacher once whose name was Sam Hamm. His brother`s name was Gay Hamm.
  68. Profile photo of loveballet
    loveballet Female 13-17
    138 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    my friends name is ben dover, no joke, another is mike hawk (not bad unless u say it quickly such as for calling role) lol.
  69. Profile photo of urstupid
    urstupid Male 13-17
    47 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    HEY!!! i know ben dover to he goes to hart omg what a coincidence
  70. Profile photo of Sanity4sale
    Sanity4sale Male 13-17
    84 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    You must go forth...and find the Hooker of Destiny!
  71. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    haha, mike hawk took me a second. XD (vvv)
    hehe, gay hamm :P
  72. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    theres a boy who lives down my street whose name is harry johnson...
    no lie...
  73. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    Theres an award in my school named after Harry Buttmen
  74. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    meh, if her first name were `TJ` it would`ve been funnier. and btw, why the phuck is this girl so damn tall, she`ll kick the piss out of all of us for laughing at her name.
  75. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    ha my good friend harry lawyer he rides bike yup thats all i got to say
  76. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    i once knew someone named clamidia
  77. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    I`m more pissed that it ends in "ee" instead of "y" Lots of my students parents think it`s cute to take the letters of their kid sname and stretch it out like Jahleesah.
  78. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    MisuriX "damn the fact ya cant edit."

    Uh, you CAN copy your post, delete it, paste it back into the edit box, fix the mistakes, and post it again.

    Even better, you can compose your comment in Word, check the spelling and grammar, then copy and paste it into the edit box.

  79. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    I went to high school with a guy named Lee Boner, although he insisted it was pronounced "Bonner." And yes, his dad`s name really was Harry.
  80. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 12:01 am
    Kinky.
  81. Profile photo of MikeW
    MikeW Male 30-39
    137 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 12:10 am
    When I was in the Navy, I had a shipmate named Guzler, rank Seaman. So she was called Seaman Guzler, until she advanced in rate.
  82. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 12:51 am
    Hahaha. I loves it. "Position: OH" I bet her position makes all the guys go OH.
  83. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 2:59 am
    lmao. i like the chick named marijuana pepsi. or something like that.
  84. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 8:55 am
    Perhaps she has a career in women`s rugby?*
    Or as, uh, I dunno, a prostitute. But really you`re screwed whatever your first name is if you`re a Hooker (family member).


    (*in rugby, there`s a team position called hooker, for those that don`t know)

  85. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 8:59 am
    I know a history teacher with the same last name. A lot of the time at the botom of letters and stuff there`s her signature, then "A. Hooker". No joke!
  86. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    She should go into politics
  87. Profile photo of lem0n
    lem0n Female 18-29
    55 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    That`s terrible.
  88. Profile photo of Alphawolf
    Alphawolf Male 18-29
    161 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    Anyone notice height is 6 drating 4? Then again she is texan. And prolly why she has a name like that. lol us texans do that.
  89. Profile photo of passerby
    passerby Female 18-29
    24 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    She`s a high jumper with the Texas Longhorns.
  90. Profile photo of TheHaystack
    TheHaystack Male 13-17
    81 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    "I know a history teacher with the same last name. A lot of the time at the botom of letters and stuff there`s her signature, then "A. Hooker". No joke!"

    List of funny teacher names in my school (in no particular order)Mr. Cox, Coach Blow, Mrs. Head, Mrs. Seamen.

  91. Profile photo of TheHaystack
    TheHaystack Male 13-17
    81 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    Also, about 5 years ago my middle school got the "TEABAK" award and yes when said on stage it was heard as... "Teabag"
  92. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    6`4. Wow she`s tall...
  93. Profile photo of darkdeoxys55
    darkdeoxys55 Male 13-17
    39 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 3:02 am
    I knew a girl whose name was Billy-Joe and yes she was called BJ
  94. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    Her postion is OH.
    Which made me lol.
  95. Profile photo of Buddahfinger
    Buddahfinger Male 30-39
    150 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:43 am
    Is this her name or just a prediction of future employment?
  96. Profile photo of chris88263
    chris88263 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    yea, um, not that funny..

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