Worst Girls Name Of The Day [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Well, with a name like hers, she has the choice or being a stripper, a masseuse or a... stripper.
There are 97 comments:
Male 23
yea, um, not that funny..
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Male 149
Is this her name or just a prediction of future employment?
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Female 850
Her postion is OH.
Which made me lol.
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Male 39
I knew a girl whose name was Billy-Joe and yes she was called BJ
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Female 1,148
6`4. Wow she`s tall...
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Male 81
Also, about 5 years ago my middle school got the "TEABAK" award and yes when said on stage it was heard as... "Teabag"
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Male 81
"I know a history teacher with the same last name. A lot of the time at the botom of letters and stuff there`s her signature, then "A. Hooker". No joke!"

List of funny teacher names in my school (in no particular order)Mr. Cox, Coach Blow, Mrs. Head, Mrs. Seamen.

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Female 24
She`s a high jumper with the Texas Longhorns.
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Male 161
Anyone notice height is 6 drating 4? Then again she is texan. And prolly why she has a name like that. lol us texans do that.
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Female 55
That`s terrible.
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Male 150
She should go into politics
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Male 2,159
I know a history teacher with the same last name. A lot of the time at the botom of letters and stuff there`s her signature, then "A. Hooker". No joke!
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Male 2,159
Perhaps she has a career in women`s rugby?*
Or as, uh, I dunno, a prostitute. But really you`re screwed whatever your first name is if you`re a Hooker (family member).


(*in rugby, there`s a team position called hooker, for those that don`t know)

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Female 1,412
lmao. i like the chick named marijuana pepsi. or something like that.
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Male 505
Hahaha. I loves it. "Position: OH" I bet her position makes all the guys go OH.
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Male 137
When I was in the Navy, I had a shipmate named Guzler, rank Seaman. So she was called Seaman Guzler, until she advanced in rate.
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Female 4,376
Kinky.
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Male 15,832
I went to high school with a guy named Lee Boner, although he insisted it was pronounced "Bonner." And yes, his dad`s name really was Harry.
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Male 15,832
MisuriX "damn the fact ya cant edit."

Uh, you CAN copy your post, delete it, paste it back into the edit box, fix the mistakes, and post it again.

Even better, you can compose your comment in Word, check the spelling and grammar, then copy and paste it into the edit box.

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Female 713
I`m more pissed that it ends in "ee" instead of "y" Lots of my students parents think it`s cute to take the letters of their kid sname and stretch it out like Jahleesah.
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Male 336
i once knew someone named clamidia
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Male 227
ha my good friend harry lawyer he rides bike yup thats all i got to say
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Female 761
meh, if her first name were `TJ` it would`ve been funnier. and btw, why the phuck is this girl so damn tall, she`ll kick the piss out of all of us for laughing at her name.
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Male 2,506
Theres an award in my school named after Harry Buttmen
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Female 1,269
theres a boy who lives down my street whose name is harry johnson...
no lie...
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Female 901
haha, mike hawk took me a second. XD (vvv)
hehe, gay hamm :P
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Male 84
You must go forth...and find the Hooker of Destiny!
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Male 47
HEY!!! i know ben dover to he goes to hart omg what a coincidence
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Female 138
my friends name is ben dover, no joke, another is mike hawk (not bad unless u say it quickly such as for calling role) lol.
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Female 101
I had a teacher once whose name was Sam Hamm. His brother`s name was Gay Hamm.
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Male 128
greatest name ever Marijuana Pepsi Jackson. google it.
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Male 8,300
Oh and here in Australia one of the biggest real estate firms is LJ Hooker, their slogan is "Nobody does it better than Hookers". What`s even worse is that their corporate glurge is a smiling little girl with a teddy bear who says "Thank you Mr Hooker"
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Male 8,300
I knew a family Carins (pron Cans) who called their son Steele... also knew a real Ben Dover. Some parents just don`t think!
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Male 172
6`4" WTF
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Female 150
There was a kid in my school named Trey Knopff (pronounced Kin-Off). And yes, his dad`s name was Jack.
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Male 511
damn the fact ya cant edit.

....also my dads mate in his work is called Michael Hunt and he has a brother called Yorrick, mike that is.

how unfortunate

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Male 511
"Unless there`s an implied colon? (Destiny: Hooker.)"

maybe she marries a fred colon and they gets a double barrel surname.

"I had a friend who worked at a beauty pageant place, she said she used to come across names like Princess, Tropicana, Asia, etc...Thats like calling your kid Soda or Seven. "

i have a friend i met in college whose parents was obsessed with Voyager. she`s called Severn Neine. those germans and their sense of humour.

also another friend is called Amanda Stroke (think about it :P)...bet ya wouldnt want to find her

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Female 67
She`s tall.
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Male 1,232
Now THAT is a hot stripper name.
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Male 513
There was a kid in my school who`s name was Phillip Dick, and his dad`s name was Harry.
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Male 807
I think she`s a tranny.
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Female 192
At least she wasn`t named "Destynee".
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Male 13,630
Long time ago, when Fred went to school, one of my classmates was called Gaylord huffer, Yes he was bullied!!
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Male 2,049
"girl at my old school named Princess Gaye, no lie. hope this girl plays ball shes 6`4"!!"

Says in the photo that she plays volleyball.

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Female 718
What would you rather be called, Destinee Hooker or Adolf Hitler? Seriously.
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Female 344
o that would suck why on earth would people name there children like that unless they wanted to be mean
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Male 1,718
Lol i go to school with one of the Geldof daughters. I think its Heavenly Hiranni Tigerlily. =3
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Male 617
girl at my old school named Princess Gaye, no lie. hope this girl plays ball shes 6`4"!!
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Male 2,703
I had a friend who worked at a beauty pageant place, she said she used to come across names like Princess, Tropicana, Asia, etc...Thats like calling your kid Soda or Seven.
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Male 612
Could`ve been worse
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Female 107
Holy crap shes tall.
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Female 2,927
what is wrong with parents? at least they didnt name her ima.
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Female 15,763
I think it`s awesome that her position is OH!

Also, she`s like two heads taller than me.

:(

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Male 12
no lie here i had a teacher named mrs. hooker it was awsome!
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Male 3,331
rlsimpson: Welcome to IAB, and thanks for posting on Destinee`s behalf. Please note, we`re not commenting on her, really. Just her name, which you have to admit, is a different name. Truth be told, though, not many first names would go with the last name Hooker, and not be made fun of. Except, maybe, TJ. No one messes with The Shatner.
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Female 523
lmao poor girl!
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Male 5,314
wow, she can weld overhead.
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Female 3,726
God DAYUM....she`s 6`4!!!

I wish I was 5`4...at least! |-(

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Male 15,832
Maybe her name is prophetic, and she has a wicked hook shot.

I have a worse name for you. I worked at a tech support desk, and a woman (she sounded black) called in about her daughter`s account; I swear to gob, her daughter`s name was "Latrina."

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Male 5,189
It`s a trap!
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Male 2
i wonder what her father`s name is (Pimp or TJ)
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Male 89
holy hell, she`s 6`4"!!! god i love tall women...
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Female 781
I`ve heard much worse names. Unless there`s an implied colon? (Destiny: Hooker.)

Also, it looks like she`s well on her way to NOT becoming a prostitute, so good on her.

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Female 460
Oh goodness...

Poor girl. D:

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Male 1
Destinee is one of the finest people you could ever meet, as are her parents and her sister. And she is one heck of an athlete. UT is lucky to have her. I`m sure she`s taken a lot of kidding about her name over the years, but the just don`t come any better.
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Female 4,039
Am I reading this wrong or is she 6`4"?
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Female 168
I`ve seriously heard of a girl by the name of VaGina. (Pronounced "Vah Jeenah") I`m debating whether this tops that or not.
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Female 505
I know someone with the last name Hooker too.
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Female 410
The description left out the most obvious...
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Female 214
maybe her parents are rugby fans?
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Female 1,412
We know what shes destined to be then ;P
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Male 506
"That sucks."

She will.

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Female 9,572
That sucks.
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Male 4,593
You forgot option number three: Crack whore.
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Female 3,696
Ladies can be fisherman! XO

Personally, I`d be horrible at it but you know...the lesbians..

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Male 3,014
v But then she`d have to get a sex change.
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Male 388
she could be a fisherman....
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Male 7,933
hahahaha.
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Male 2,788
"In Medieval Europe, Sexberger was actually a popular name for girls. Destinee Hooker should consider herself lucky."


Can i have some fries with that?

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Male 3,331
WAIT! That`s not to say that a woman needs a man to make something of herself. It`s not to say that a woman HAS to change her name when she gets married. It`s just to say that in this particular case, she`ll get married, change her name because it`s Hooker, and then live a normal life away from sites like IAB.
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Male 3,331
She`ll find a guy, get married, take his name, and have a nice normal name like Destinee Smith.
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Male 4,867
destiny = hooker
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Male 462
In Medieval Europe, Sexberger was actually a popular name for girls. Destinee Hooker should consider herself lucky.
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Male 2,855
or a hooker...
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Male 213
ah! indeed she is quite tall..
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Male 17,511
"They misspelt her position..."

Yes, It`s backwards :-)

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Male 153
Height: 6-4

Gosh she`s TALL

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Female 528
Lol, converse I got it. Nice.
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Male 34
i`ll be damned... its real:

http://www.texassports.com/sports/w-voll...

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Female 459
Oh, wait. It`s fancy. Scratch that. :P
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Female 459
My question is who found this pic and why were you looking at her? -_- :P
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Male 511
i think the doctors misheard the question.

"and her name is?"
"oh her destiny? Hooker."
"okie. destinee hooker it is"
"great. i like th-what?"

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Male 1,270
They misspelt her position...
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Male 45
A shame? They named her!
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Male 358
mmm, thats a shame for the parents
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Male 817
It is your DESTINY!!!!


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Male 20,903
Link: Worst Girls Name Of The Day [Pic] [Rate Link] - Well, with a name like hers, she has the choice or being a stripper, a masseuse or a... stripper.
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