World`s Worst Idea For A Bong [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

All it"s going to take is one rapper to confuse his Glock with his bong and it"s all going to be over.
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Male 10
yea nice bong? its a bowl
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Female 188
Haha, benoxxxx, you just made my day.
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Female 609
weeird.
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Male 55
Bahahah you guys are hillarious.

I`m 16 and it`s pretty funny seeing 40 year olds who care so much about something that means f*ck all to everyone else.

osirisascend reminds me of that "Worlds fastest clapper" guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ellbP7bS9...

He always cracks me up, so roostery. What a lame thing to be good at. It`s like being a superhero who`s power does nothing except let him lick lightbulbs from a distance.

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Male 3,058
*sigh*

@ kd239906: Uh... yeah. I`m fully aware that I started the name calling. I believe I used the phrases "supercilious little prick", and "You Fu*king Candyass Douchebag Troll"

What I did NOT do was initiate the personal attacks. I fully admit to escalating the conflict however.

Thank you Captain Obvious.

And for the record, I`m not 40.

I`m 42.

It`s obvious as to what kind of person YOU are if you created an account solely for the reason of joining in the name calling and calling me a moron.

Kind of defeats your self-righteous attitude with no help from me.

Well done.

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Male 2
osiris... i got an account just to tell you your a moron for not realizing you started the name calling

bottom line... get a life. your 40

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Male 3,058
@ Aus10816: Since we`re getting personal and calling names now, I just looked at your avatar.

Nice bowl cut, you supercilious little prick.

You`re nothing more than ANOTHER internet tough guy who talks sh*t from the relative safety of sitting behind a keyboard and wouldn`t dare be so disrespectful to someone who was standing right in front of you.

I`m sure your father would be proud of your behavior here.

Mods: I won`t revisit this. I promise.

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Male 3,058
Negative One: Correcting mistakes, and clearing up disinformation is not "picking internet fights with children"

And you`re one to talk about someone`s behavior since you just returned to this site from a 30-day ban.

Aus10816: Any time someone here has pointed out I was incorrect about something (sorry, but that`s NOT very often) I thank them for pointing out where I was wrong.

The fact that you immediately have resorted to insults point out that your father "was a Marine for 10 years" shows that you are accustomed to riding on the coattails of others and aren`t capable of civilized discussion... simply attack.

And so what if I`m older than most of the people who post here? Most users here respect me since I always back up what I say with documented facts, and do so in an intelligent manner.

It`s obvious to anyone reading this thread that YOU are trolling.

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Female 88
haha, i would hit it =]
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Female 5,222
ste08 pwns
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Male 97
well... technically its a pipe.. not a bong...
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Male 35
now i get it :D
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Male 35
my only comment is that it couldn`t be a bong, but that would be a funny piece to smoke out of, if it existed.

and Wtf is this guy talking about )-| lol

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Male 2,582
HAHA you guys are arguing about one of the stupidest topics ever.... and yes, osirisascend does like to pick internet arguments with children, a lot.
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Male 639
"Trolls" don`t stick around for 400+ posts.

I have a lot of respect for the armed forces as my father served in the Marine Corp. for 10 years. YOU, however, are an ass and a pathetic jerk.

You can say what you wish about me, but I find it amusing that a 40+ year old man stoops so low as to insult teens and young adults on a site dominated by 18-29 year olds.

You may be too pig headed to admit that you are wrong, but I am certain that in regards to the picture that it does in fact an resemble my Airsoft model and not some "Phantom" Daisy. Even if it were a discontinued model it would have yielded a few results on Google.

Go play with your dog, ass.

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Male 3,058
Dear Aus10816:

Do the words "Discontinued Model" mean anything to you?

You Fu*king Candyass Douchebag Troll.

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Male 144
:)))
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Male 123
i feel smarter after looking at that
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Male 562
Ew.
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Male 2,591
thats horrible
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Male 639
Comments cut me off:

I`m not saying that the pipe smoker in the picture is using the same pistol as the one I showed, but it looks a hell of a lot like it. As for the replica comparisons, I could care less, but if I had to choose, it would be the Barretta. I`ll let the IAB readers decide that one.

I`m sorry for coming off like an ass, but everything you`ve posted on the subject seems made up or untrue to cover up previous untruths.

Well I`m done for now, I have a job to get to so I can earn my college degree.

Good Day IABers,
-Austin

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Male 639
Dear osirisascend,

Thank you for pointing out the blatant obvious truth that my Airsoft pistol is in fact an Airstrike model 240. You may be a US Army soldier, but that doesn`t mean you`re right. Now I`m not one who likes to start arguments but let`s just say if I wanted to fight someone who could pull crap out of thin air, then I`d punch a magician. My search for this "Daisy Powerline model 690" resulted in absolutely nothing. Daisy`s website has no such model for sale and Google search results ALSO show nothing of relevance.

I`m not saying that the pipe smoker in the picture is using the same p

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Male 3,058
Aus10816: What you have is a Chinese-made Airstrike 240.

What the idiot in the pic has is a Daisy Powerline Model 690.

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Male 340
RUMMIKUB!!!!
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Male 341
Thats a pipe not a bong. bongs have water in them and generally are made of glass and much larger then this.
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Male 639
Sorry for the crappy page stretch.

Here is a photo of the Airsoft gun.

And a close up link for the text. ---> Here

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Male 639
Hahaha, that`s an Airsoft gun. I have one that is nearly identical to that.
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Male 3,058
DavidXJ: It`s a one-off replica of a CZ 75. You can find that info on the Daisy website, also, you can tell from the magazine.

Also, DavidXJ, the Beretta P92 is the standard-issue sidearm of the United States Army... I`m quite familiar with that particular Beretta as my avatar should indicate.

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Male 1,106
osirisascend, it`s replica of a Beretta 92fs. Here`s a picture.
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Male 15,510
I dont see anything wrong about, I mean is like kill yourself
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Female 9,585
*facepalm*
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Male 3,058
@ Verbatim: How am I wrong? I said it looks like an Airsoft version of a CZ 75... it`s a Daisy Powerline replica. It fired copper BB`s, not Airsoft pellets, so I WAS incorrect in using the word "Airsoft", but not in identifying what it was a replica of.

Here`s an actual CZ 75:

So no, I wasn`t wrong.

On closer inspection, you can see the word "POWERLINE" quite clearly on what the idiot is smoking from... it`s a Daisy product.

Verbatim, you`re another IAB "weapons expert" who doesn`t know what they`re talking about.

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Male 1,016
If it was Brian From Family Guy He could get away with the gun ....not the weed.
and that my friends is considered a PIPE not a BONG !!!
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Male 462
What could possibly go wrong?
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Male 299
"Yeah, just cuz he`s smokin weed don`t make it a bong. Gawd"
Uhmm... yes, yes it does.
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Male 1,232
Wow, cause y`know, no one would figure that out.
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Female 2,672
hehe
"this, no officer it aint weed, its a gun :D"
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Female 15,763
Yes, because that`s MUCH less conspicuous...
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Male 219
"Yeah, just cuz he`s smokin weed don`t make it a bong. Gawd"

who says it`s weed?

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Male 420
Yeah, just cuz he`s smokin weed don`t make it a bong. Gawd
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Female 1,231
"All it`s going to take is one rapper to confuse his Glock with his bong and it`s all going to be over."

On the contrary, my good friend. That would be what we call "awesome."

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Female 1,112
I second that ANCB
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Female 320
"if guns kill people, then spoons make people fat. "

I`ve never heard that, that phrase is a Godsend!

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Male 176
That looks like the driest bong I done e`er seen.
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Male 160
Hey osiris on closer inspection that`s actually an airsoft BB gun, so in a way your both wrong, but, yeah, he`s still an idiot.
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Male 8,300
Picture isn`t loading for me, but since it was completely given away in the description, I don`t need to see it anyway.

Best bong I ever ma... I mean someone told me about... was out of one of those little plastic asthma inhalers, you can take those anywhere and no-one thinks twice if you puff on it in a bus.

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Male 2,582
But yea, I`m guessing Fancylad never really got into smoking pot. "bong" hehe, it`s OK, he`s probably better off than those of us who did. I quit smoking two years ago after smoking everyday for 10 years... My lungs are wrecked.
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Male 11
@@@ Treli1337 && TKD Master


Trolled....
..../facepalm....

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Female 351
he is cool, clearly because he is wearing a fleece
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Male 2,582
" All it`s going to take is one rapper to confuse his Glock with his bong and it`s all going to be over."
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Really though, would that be such a bad thing?
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Male 2,125
"World`s Worst Idea For A Bong"

...or world`s best idea for a pipe?

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Male 438
Congrats on smoking PCP!
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Male 4,793
"evanking fails hard"

epic fail indeed.

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Male 1,153
Haha no he doesn`t
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Male 249
evanking fails hard
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Male 307
Thats an air pistol actually. Its a Powerline mock of a Sig-Sauer 225.
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Male 301
practic gangsta
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Male 689
TAHTS NOT A BONG ITS A MARIJAUNA DURR
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Male 354
yea pyro verb is right. a friend of mine is a cop and he came across a group of people using a massive bong in the woods. after testing it though all it was used for was tobacco and all the people were over 18.
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Male 3,058
Pyrosisflame: First, it`s a pipe. (Or bowl, as my generation would call it... Props to Crawdaddy197)
A bong has a separate chamber for water or some other liquid coolant. (We used to use bourbon... it added a sweet taste with the added benefit of a headrush from the alcohol fumes)

Second, if he gets caught by the police, his only worry will be the possible possession charge/s. Once the police figure out it`s NOT an actual firearm, any weapons possession charge will be dismissed immediately since it`s NOT an actual weapon.

Double fail to you for that comment.

Sidenote: It`s not a Glock. It looks like an Airsoft Version of a CZ 75.

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Male 160
pyrosisflame actually your wrong about it being a bong, a pipe is a pipe whether you smoke tobacco, pot, salvia, or what have you, what makes it an actual bong is being filtered by water, since that`s a gun and not able to hold water, he`s using it as a pipe, though if he gets caught he`ll be busted on both, depending on the state or country.
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Female 167
Ha, wow.
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Female 901
fail.
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Male 592
jimhxn. if it where a pipe he would be smoking tobacco. if he is infact using it for the purpose of marijuana its a bong :)
also... if he gets caught by the police he will get done for being armed in public and illegal substances... so its a double fail.
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Female 41
definite win.
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Female 169
Aw man i thought its gonna be a dong...
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Male 55
Not a bong...that`s a pipe...
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Male 353
It`s a bowl.
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Male 2,552
What a maroon.
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Female 131
True, but spoons can`t accidently fire lead at 700 feet a second.

The most danger your going to cause yourself is poking yourself in the eye.

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Female 217
should of gone to specsavers.....
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Male 11
theres nothing wrong with guns. if guns kill people, then spoons make people fat.

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Male 4,867
not a bong, not a glock :D
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Male 150
What a crack head.
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Male 1,590
Suck my pistol!
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Male 49
I`m all for getting guns off the streets, so if its by smoking weed then I`m all for it.
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Female 1,260
You can always count on IABers to catch a mistake - we are a very smart bunch!

Also, Cajun247 stole mah words - [email protected] you Cajun, I wanted to say that!

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Male 788
Bongs use water, pipes do not. Therefore it is a pipe. Either way some people are always trying to push the envelope so they can look `cool` or whatever. This is ridiculous.


err aderr terminology so important on the internet. we must all know the difference between a pipe and bong!

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Male 2,788
i think this is a brilliant invention.
it`ll help us rid them from the gene pool
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Male 10,855
I smell a potential Darwin Award.
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Male 1,129
i was about to say.... like trixie said... how can it be a bong if it doesnt use water... bongs also have removable bowls. epic caption fail
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Female 1,063
Bongs use water, pipes do not. Therefore it is a pipe. Either way some people are always trying to push the envelope so they can look `cool` or whatever. This is ridiculous.
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Male 119
correction! that is not a bong. That would be called a pipe in smoking terms. a gun in literal terms
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Male 3,343
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Male 5,189
Pretty sure you can tell the difference. That`s not really a bong either.
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Male 189
joints, anyone?
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Male 315
Natural selection FTW.
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Female 55
thats pretty badass.
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Female 1,412
i agree with oldollie. WAAAY better to be caught with a concealed weapon than a bong
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Male 10,440
lol. I`m pro-using-a-gun-as-a-bong. I don`t think it would be very functional.
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Male 27
its not a bong its a piece. and it wouldnt be hard to see that its not a gun cause im sure it has a bowl head.
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Male 15,832
Great idea, `cause it`s a lot better to get caught with a concealed handgun than a concealed pipe.

This makes about as much sense as the guy who hid his jewelry in the back of his TV.

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Female 423
a that`s a pipe or a "bowl".
b that`s a bb gun.
c you can go to jail longer for possessing a firearm that is not urs, then for having pot.
d thats just retarded..... the chemicals used to lubricate the moving parts would make it taste like a$$, and the plastic burning alone would be enough to amke it really toxic.
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Male 1,929
Useless in the UK for the opposite reasons vvv
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Male 127
its actually a pretty good idea. i mean guns are more legal than bongs right?
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Male 516
"All it`s going to take is one rapper to confuse his Glock with his bong and it`s all going to be over."

Then this might be the GREATEST idea for a bong.

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Female 430
Now I am waiting for someone to post "[Genericname] was killed while using a gun for a bong, reports say that he accidentally touched the trigger and remaining gunpowder combined with the drug blew him into oblivion." Or something along those lines. :S
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Female 4,028
I wonder if that guy has ever been stopped and asked if he had a permit for that thing.
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Male 485
"Don`t worry officer, this isn`t a gun... it`s a bowl"
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Male 240
B) Its a Powerline Beretta BB gun...
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Male 196
A) That`s a Beretta
B) That`s a BB gun
c) Drugs are bad, M`kay?
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Male 37
I`m gonna asume it`s a gun *can`t see the picture*. In that case, I wouldn`t mind if the caption happened to every rapper.
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Female 854
I meant pipe. A bong like that would be hard to use.
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Male 740
that is badass
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Female 854
And yet a bong like that would look cool.
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Female 37
lol i would smoke out of that.
If a cop searched you and you had a permit for the gun and they didnt notice the weed smell, you`re in the clear lol
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Male 506
Some of you may have inferred I am a long time druggie. :)
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Male 4,807
bowl, yes...... bong, nope.
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Female 241
not the worst, the greatest.
cop catches you, well, you`re gun is already
out.
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Male 3,343
I think it`s a PSA that says drugs are just like shooting yourself, not an actual piece of drug paraphernalia.

(Get it? Piece?)

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Male 307
the bong with a bang.
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Female 45
dude... thats a bowl... not a bong.........
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Male 506
Could be worse, running out to fight off some rude boys invading his `hood, and spraying them with week old bong water. That wouldn`t go down too well.
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Male 21,023
Link: World`s Worst Idea For A Bong [Pic] [Rate Link] - All it`s going to take is one rapper to confuse his Glock with his bong and it`s all going to be over.
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