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Date: 06/29/09 06:24 AM

70 Responses to World`s Biggest Alarm Clock Demo [Video]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:50 am
    Link: World`s Biggest Alarm Clock Demo - This kid mounted an air cylinder to the head of his bed and a valve controlled by a computer which woke him up every AM.
  2. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:30 am
    I want one of those, I oversleep too much...
  3. Profile photo of makaris
    makaris Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:32 am
    I would never wanna be waken up by that.
  4. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:33 am
    Looks like something he invented to make the neighbours think he actually gets sex.

    who over 15 yrs old sleeps in a single bed? bet he`s got a disney duvet cover too.

  5. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:43 am
    I hope this guys bed catches fire while he sleeps in it.... or his head bashes against the head board and cracks open causeing him to die!
  6. Profile photo of HorsesRule
    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:48 am
    1:16
    ya that doesnt look good for his brain cells
  7. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:50 am
    i bet he uses that for something other than waking up...
  8. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:10 am
    That`s a violent way to start the day.
  9. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:11 am
    what a flipin wast of a flat screen monitor/computer.
  10. Profile photo of snottydyck
    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:18 am
    its the linda blair awakening
  11. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:34 am
    lol i bet he gets all the girls in that bed. Could be quite fun if properly utalised. Get my drift
  12. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:34 am
    so many uses on that bed...
  13. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:36 am
    I bet he`s never been laid in his life.
  14. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:10 am
    He does NOT use that for waking up.
  15. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:10 am
    wow... all the work that can be saved during sex with a machine like this one! i`d just lay down and totaly relax! exept for the constant humping
  16. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:11 am
    I hope nobody lives below him!!!
  17. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:12 am
    "so many uses on that bed..."

    Exactly what I thought. HAHA!

  18. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:22 am
    that must keep his mum up at night. what like he isnt in the cellar?

    worst place for him to have sex too, all he can bed are porkers, and that thing barely keeps together for him

  19. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:31 am
    mmmm... arousing.
  20. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:35 am
    i like how he gives a shout out to his mom. hahaha.
  21. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:37 am
    oh. and one more thing. that did not like like a kid to me. it looked like a grown man.
  22. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:46 am
    Goood morning!
  23. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:58 am
    that is truely a wtf of the day imo

    crazy.

  24. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:59 am
    how old is this guy???
  25. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:27 am
    Where can I buy one? I could think of some kinky uses for it also...
  26. Profile photo of FireBlur
    FireBlur Male 13-17
    197 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:44 am
    The power of Christ compels you!

    Yeah I`m pretty sure I`m not the only one who was thinking that.

  27. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:53 am
    When he says, "Hi Mom", he`s really talking to her. He lives in her basement.
  28. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:34 am
    And I was proud of my alarm clock that I hooked up to some old computer speakers...
  29. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:37 am
    The kid looks familiar?
    oh well.
  30. Profile photo of taitano
    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:40 am
    Yeah, but what do the guys in the next apartment/dorm think?

    "Dude. I never see any women leave or enter, but every morning. . . Unless. . ."

    Now imagine if somehow he did get(or hired) a girl and he forgot to tell her about it.

    Or he and some friends came home drunk one night, and he let the friend sleep in the bed. I`d do that just for laughs. "Go ahead sleep in my bed, I`ll take the couch." :-D

  31. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:40 am
    He`s "Only" using that to wake up ? Riiiiiight.
  32. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:57 am
    Hahahahaha WTF??? I would wake up swinging if I felt something like that...

    How old is he??? Isn`t he a little old to be at home?

  33. Profile photo of Cataclism0
    Cataclism0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:04 am
    "Hahahahaha WTF??? I would wake up swinging if I felt something like that...
    How old is he??? Isn`t he a little old to be at home?"

    im pretty sure he just did it to the camera

  34. Profile photo of chris88263
    chris88263 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:14 am
    He porbably never got laid in that bed, lol. Or at all for that matter...
  35. Profile photo of Guitar101
    Guitar101 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:16 am
    Imagine what your dream would morph into if you slept through that...
  36. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:35 am
    "I`ve been using this bed to wake up for the past 4 years!"

    Your voice does sound like you did. It`s either that or tourette.

  37. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:50 am
    Imagine waking up on that thing with a hangover.. he`d never make it to pray to the porcelain godess.
  38. Profile photo of Uncertainty
    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    Why would you EVER build that?
  39. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    hehehe I immedeatly thought of a second use of that bed hehehe.
  40. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    imagine how it would be if you somehow placed you head on the wood during sleep.
    seriously, that could kill you
  41. Profile photo of Jdude
    Jdude Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    what happens when one of those wires shorts and catches fire and the bouncing bed creates gusts of wind that fan the flame?

    he burns. fiery doom.

  42. Profile photo of Ricgus3
    Ricgus3 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    mahahaha
  43. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1036 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    Jesus what a nerd.
  44. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    "hehehe I immedeatly thought of a second use of that bed hehehe."

    Me too >:( He even sounds like it at the end there, eh?

    Although, very noticeable that it`s a single bed. . . .

  45. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    Why do I see one of his nerd-buddies hacking that and making it horrendously more violent?
  46. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    Jesus, he must have hella neck problems.
  47. Profile photo of wiseman74
    wiseman74 Male 30-39
    45 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Last 4 years!
  48. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    I wonder what his neighbors think he does every morning.
  49. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    hah, his reminds me of the guy who tried to get inside the balloon (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cf...
  50. Profile photo of shivinski
    shivinski Male 18-29
    191 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    lazy sex bed anyone?
  51. Profile photo of fu_faiter
    fu_faiter Female 70 & Over
    19 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    I`d wake up in a really bad mood...
  52. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    Pimp ma ride, BED EDITION
  53. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    lol thats so weird, but so awesome at the same time. love it
  54. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    Where can I get one!?
  55. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    F*CK that. id get really pissed if i had to wake up like that.... probably rip the damn thing apart....
  56. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:21 am
    *mind in gutter*
  57. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:58 am
    good for sex?
  58. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:12 am
    ......man. i could say so many wrong things about this. just so so many. but...ill be a good girl and hold those back o_o
  59. Profile photo of Deft____Ones
    Deft____Ones Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:14 am
    this dude is a real tool. i bet that`s how he has sex with his blow-up doll.
  60. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:44 am
    Quite a violent way to wake up man.. why not wire your computer with a really loud speaker system near your face? Probably far cheaper and much less physically punishing.
  61. Profile photo of Senper
    Senper Male 18-29
    15 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:10 am
    So is the brain damage a result of the device, or device the result of brain damage... Hmm...
  62. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:31 am
    "hi mom!"
  63. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:18 am
    it does the sex for you! and i need that too...
  64. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:49 am
    lol bed sex for the win theirs actually a small dildo under that blanket that sits up in him when he sleeps and he gets to wake up to a good norning every morning
  65. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:56 am
    Sheesh, the things autism will make you do
  66. Profile photo of weresphinx
    weresphinx Male 18-29
    218 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    this made me though about brutal sex
  67. Profile photo of tjanator
    tjanator Male 13-17
    145 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    Haha alarm clock or some lazy sex?
  68. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    wow...i didn`t even think of the sex possibilities till i read all the comments....lmao
  69. Profile photo of c0sm0aut
    c0sm0aut Female 18-29
    68 posts
    January 24, 2011 at 4:10 am
    I can`t believe I slept in that bed, and Btw his mum is totally dead.... HI RYAN! you are Famous for being a Moron!

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