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Date: 06/18/09 12:02 PM

45 Responses to World of Warcaft + Mountain Dew = Jizz > Pants

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 11:55 am
    Link: World of Warcaft + Mountain Dew = Jizz > Pants - Mountain Dew taps into WoW`s pasty white underbelly like gangbusters.
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    bleedingwolf Male 18-29
    61 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    Jizz greater than pants? wtf?
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    Ummm....I clicked because I really love sugar in a bottle sometimes (aka: Mt. Dew) and then I saw "jizz" and "pants"....

    I don`t get what I just was though? What is this world of warcraft thing? Is it kinda like Age of Empires? Cause I love me some AoE...wooohooo *photonman*.

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    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Lol, too bad we don`t have Mountain Dew here, would love to see what all the fuzz is about.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    We`ve reached a point where we need energy drinks for world of warcraft.

    It`s official, the world is fat.

    Also GO HORDE WHOOO

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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    I like horde mountain dew game fuel, but I like alliance in the real life!
    oh no
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    hahaha that was brilliant
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    i like how they actually tried to give the illusion that hot girls play WoW.
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    "I don`t get what I just was though? What is this world of warcraft thing?"

    World of Warcraft. Noun.

    An online role-playing game in which participants choose from any number of ridiculously unrealistic characters, possibly elves, or gnomes or something. WoW is an extremely addictive game that leads normal people into the depths of computer hell.

    The players of WoW have been known to ignore showers, food, school, and even jobs to play WoW. No past or present player has ever been known to have an attractive mate, nor has any player been known to be attractive in the least.

    Outsiders know WoW players as, Fags, douchebags, and pimple-faced nerd losers who will never get girlfriends.

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    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    To Pefection...
    I play WoW. My boyfriend plays WoW. My sister plays WoW.
    We all have lives and my bf and my sister are very attractive.
    I`ve had a few guys tell me that I defy the law that girls who play WoW are ugly.
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    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    For the horde!
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    MikeW Male 30-39
    137 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Perfection must be a recovering WoW hermit.

    It`s okay. Stay strong, buddy!

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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    eggsnham
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    877 Posts
    Thursday, June 18, 2009 12:44:15 PM
    i like how they actually tried to give the illusion that hot girls play WoW.
    --------------------------------------------------

    Foolish boy!

    Mila Kunis, 100% confirmed WoW player! Google it if you dont belive me!

    Then again she`s with Macaulay Culkin....

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    Load Male 13-17
    160 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    Two thumbs up for two hott milfs! That video actually made me want to play WoW. The downside is that I actually tried the demo version, and all it did was waste my time, and drat up my weakling computer. This beats the Ozzy Ozbourne commerical.
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    Mogulman Male 18-29
    295 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    I saw this last night on TV. It made me lol a bit.
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    Load Male 13-17
    160 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    The_Maddog
    Male, 30-39, Europe
    2496 Posts Thursday, June 18, 2009 1:25:01 PM
    eggsnham
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    877 Posts
    Thursday, June 18, 2009 12:44:15 PM
    i like how they actually tried to give the illusion that hot girls play WoW.
    --------------------------------------------------
    Foolish boy!

    Mila Kunis, 100% confirmed WoW player! Google it if you dont belive me!

    Then again she`s with Macaulay Culkin....
    -------------

    Yes, but then again wouldn`t you be skeptical to think that WoW paid her to say it for advertisement. It`s all propaganda in my opinion.

    http://www.wow.com/2008/04/13/mila-kunis...

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    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    WoW + Mountain Dew = No life and diabetes
  18. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    LOL @ Perfection....got it!
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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    Alliance tastes like Smarties. Horde tastes like a sweeter Livewire.

    >.>

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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    I hear that they`re already working on WoW brand insulin.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Bleedingwolf, I too was wondering about jizz being greater than pants.
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    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    world of warcraft almost ended my life as a viable human. thankfully i was able to quit that poo. i still get the urge to log on and.. just talk to my old friends yes yes that`s what i`ll tell them...
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    "Outsiders know WoW players as, Fags, douchebags, and pimple-faced nerd losers who will never get girlfriends."

    You must be a QB with a hot blonde gf that`s 3 years younger than you and dates you because you have a sweet car and a huge fallus amirite? Get over yourself dude.

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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    i know alot of hot girls that play wow, tho some of them in real life; have personalities that make you want to put ur face through a cheese grater. they r still hott tho >.>
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    never played WoW but i aint bashing anyone that does, i can understand the appeal, just never been bothered to play it
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    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    My girlfriend and I both play WoW. Best of both worlds.
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    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    "My girlfriend and I both play WoW. Best of both worlds."

    I know what you mean man, fat chicks and video games, nothing beats that.

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    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    wow megavidiot i have never laffed like fran before it was that funny
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    Would a girl really play an Orc? When I use to play I was Ether a Draenei or a Blood elf...OMG why do I care? <--nerd
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    Hm I never liked WoW, I play another MMORPG though.
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    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    megavidiot`s comment is is so full of win. for the horde brethren!
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    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    I PLAY AN ORC. And I am a girl, his name is Dorentar on the Feathermoon server. He is a 70 warrior, and he is full of win. :D
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    amiisbad4you Female 18-29
    18 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    Squeeeeeee!

    Yeah. I`m not ashamed of it. ;-)

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    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    i see this commercial every day.
    i love it.
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    konablend Male 18-29
    80 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 12:54 am
    this commercial is awesome.
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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:31 am
    Jizz is more than your pants? I don`t get it.
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    PostModsleaz Male 18-29
    50 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:39 am
    "...Does it frighten anybody else that even though they used two females as the soda-swilling gamers, one of them turned into a dude? I mean, play whatever avatars you want in-game, but there`s something disturbing about a pretty young lady hulking out and turning into a bulging green monstrosity. And I`m not talking She-Hulk. I`m talking a throbbing mass of masculine muscle."
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    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 4:42 am
    -neoncarrot- in this instance he means jizz in your pants, dude even i got that...and im a thick poo
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:11 am
    I guess you have to be a WoW`er to find it amusing.
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    loughton22 Female 18-29
    143 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:30 am
    It`s the hardest thing to find a female orc tho. Easter festival anyone <-- yes yes I`m a nerd as well.

    My main character is male. Girls get to much male attention :P

    Oh and I know plenty of attractive girls that play. Tbh its the computer age, get with it everyone... doesn`t take a genius.

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    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:19 am
    That was such a crap commercial >.< Two ~30 year old women buying WoW Mountain Dew already looks wrong, and then they change into WoW characters and fight in the store? Come on. It would`ve been much better had they been fighting in-game, and then stopped, tired, and gotten out some Mountain Dew to drink, then kept fighting :P
    I need a word with whatever ad agency is taking care of this product -.-
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    Alkerath Female 18-29
    143 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:55 am
    @TruTenrMan

    Nah, I play Wow... And honestly, I don`t see the point in the AD, to me, it`s just stupid.

    @loughton
    Yeah, Stopped playing on my blood elf because of random players asking me to take the clothes off my character

    ....I poo you not.

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    jyotikpr Female 18-29
    23 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    Great Lol
    I M Do It
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    palevampire Female 13-17
    61 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    alli fail, pussies
    horde win, epic
    :3

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