Winner of the `09 Iraqi Sharpshooter Tourney [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

Just don"t volunteer if he asks you to do his famous ""William Tell and the Apple"" trick.
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Female 167
Ugh.
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Male 462
I wonder which is his dominant eye.
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Male 189
TruTenrMan
Male, 18-29, Southern US
54 Posts Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:56:54 AM
Looks like he`s about to shoot himself in the face.

no poo, sherlock

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Male 1,297
just make sure he`s in FRONT of you when the shooting starts
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Male 1,718
He is watching you. He always is.....
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Male 322
"`Whack you `off`". I meant that.
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Male 7
"I think you meant he`d probably whack you because he wants to... whacking someone off is a whole different ballgame. "

I think he knew what he was saying.

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Male 2,552
Looks like he`s about to shoot himself in the face.
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Male 844
lol, my vision is over 180 degrees, but i still can`t see things in front of me!
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Male 516
"he`d probably just whack you off because he WANTS to."

I think you meant he`d probably whack you because he wants to... whacking someone off is a whole different ballgame.

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Male 713
Trust me, you don`t want him to do the William Tell`s apple shot on you because he`d probably just whack you off because he WANTS to."

Bahahaha!

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Male 322
That`s Pakistan, btw, not Iraq. And I know guys there who are literally cross-eye - just like this guy - and are expert shots. Trust me, you don`t want him to do the William Tell`s apple shot on you because he`d probably just whack you off because he WANTS to.
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Male 170
legends say that he can move each eye seperatly

like a chameleon!

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Male 2,748
hey, i have good perifials!!!
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Female 1,063
Geesh
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Male 384
Needs more derp.
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Male 988
"DeeCache, its not worth commenting about or to spammers, their comments never last more than a few minutes anyway before they`re banned, and then everyone wonders who the hell you`re talking about."
point proven, i had no idea who the hell he was talking about...

also here are a lot of funny posts in this thread XD
its just so easily exploitable... dear god dont stop lmao...

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Male 8,302
DeeCache, its not worth commenting about or to spammers, their comments never last more than a few minutes anyway before they`re banned, and then everyone wonders who the hell you`re talking about.
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Male 1,505
He can see around corners two minutes before he gets there.
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Male 788
akshad, like i said, go get kidney stones or something painful later in life
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Female 48
That`s my boyfriend.
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Male 955
Can`t really tell where he`s aiming at lolz
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Male 123
he`s smiling because you let him finally have a weapon
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Female 9
i bet he`ll show you all....lol
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Female 1,604
lol it is like Opie (no not Opie here) the one that works in Peter`s office on family guy.. "he sees me and the soda machine" lol
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Male 820
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Male 98
He can accurately shoot two sniper rifles at the same tome at 90 degree angles form each other!
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Male 10,855
that must have been one helluva punch
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Male 596
Chameleon eyes.
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Male 70
HOLY CRAP!
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Male 8,302
> opiebreath
> I prefer something with a bit more... kick

That`s true everyone, she`s always complaining about how many batteries she goes through ;-)

PS Congrats on Graduation Opie, nice avvy shot, you might want to blur out the name of the school though to stop us stal... I mean them stalkers... from tracking you down.

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Male 8,302
In that room, 5`ll get you 10 if he shoots at random, he`ll hit a NOSE :-)
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Male 988
"Is he lookin at me or lookin at you?"
Yes.
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Female 9,560
I bet he`s up with hunting with Chaney....
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Male 3,296
haha like marty, i get it hehe
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Male 3,058
@ snottydyck: That was pretty funny! I wonder how many IAB`ers under the age of 30 got your joke though...
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Male 12,138
That`s rad. While one eye`s aiming down the barrel at a US infantryman, the other eye can be looking out for the inevitable incoming hellfire missile.
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Male 5,189
He`d be a mad paintball player.
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Female 15,763
"Opie, is the good ol` banhammer just too old-fashioned for you?"

I prefer something with a bit more... kick.

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Male 695
mahamed feldman
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Male 1,647

Just think, this bastard can shoot in two directions at THE SAME TIME. <.< Osnap.
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Male 4,867
iranian + gun = bad news
(iranian+fcuked eyes) + gun = really bad news
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Female 901
well this is reassuring...

(lmao to loadstar XD)

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Female 365
Maybe it`s just lazy eye.
Which personally I think makes my aim a little better -_0
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Male 505
Opie, is the good ol` banhammer just too old-fashioned for you?
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Male 338
Thepwnsher
lol.
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Male 282
"Since everyone is revealing their eye problems, I have a condition where my eye and jaw nerves are connected in my brain. So, when I chew my eyelid moves up and down. Chewing gum and staring at people is always fun. Plus, I clinch my teeth when I sleep, so I sleep with one eye partially open. That`s called wink-eye. I also have ptosis. That`s just where one eyelid hangs low. Kind of like the singer from Radiohead."

we dont care...

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Male 307
...as seen on Google. GOOGLE.....google..ahem..sorry
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Male 3,755
Since everyone is revealing their eye problems, I have a condition where my eye and jaw nerves are connected in my brain. So, when I chew my eyelid moves up and down. Chewing gum and staring at people is always fun. Plus, I clinch my teeth when I sleep, so I sleep with one eye partially open. That`s called wink-eye. I also have ptosis. That`s just where one eyelid hangs low. Kind of like the singer from Radiohead.
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Male 689
oh, i get it. he`s cross-eyed.

hilarious.

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Male 1,929
Is he lookin at me or lookin at you?
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Male 904
...mean. heheh.
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Female 15,763
Well I have a version of amblyopia where one of my eyes just has horrible vision, but I`m a pretty good shot. I do in fact have the ban-revolver.
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Female 45
i like the amazed look on the face of the guy in the backround...

and i have this odd feeling that the guy w the gun has some absolutely pricelessly epic story about how it happened. just think of the possibilities. really. think. be creative. teehee

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Male 2,125
He`s cross-eyed. Let`s make fun of that. -_-"
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Male 4,163
The guy looks like a real "deadeye" shot
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Male 3,755
He`s just gotta close one eye to shoot. He may be pretty good. Shame on you for making assumptions about someone`s skills based on a perceived disability.

He does look funny though and I wouldn`t let that guy near me if he was holding a gun.

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Male 868
Sexy beast.
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Male 20,829
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