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Date: 06/15/09 07:15 PM

59 Responses to Winner of the `09 Iraqi Sharpshooter Tourney [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Link: Winner of the `09 Iraqi Sharpshooter Tourney - Just don`t volunteer if he asks you to do his famous ``William Tell and the Apple`` trick.
  2. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    Sexy beast.
  3. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    He`s just gotta close one eye to shoot. He may be pretty good. Shame on you for making assumptions about someone`s skills based on a perceived disability.

    He does look funny though and I wouldn`t let that guy near me if he was holding a gun.

  4. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    The guy looks like a real "deadeye" shot
  5. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    He`s cross-eyed. Let`s make fun of that. -_-"
  6. Profile photo of lolztoomuch
    lolztoomuch Female 13-17
    45 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    i like the amazed look on the face of the guy in the backround...

    and i have this odd feeling that the guy w the gun has some absolutely pricelessly epic story about how it happened. just think of the possibilities. really. think. be creative. teehee

  7. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    Well I have a version of amblyopia where one of my eyes just has horrible vision, but I`m a pretty good shot. I do in fact have the ban-revolver.
  8. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    ...mean. heheh.
  9. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Is he lookin at me or lookin at you?
  10. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    oh, i get it. he`s cross-eyed.

    hilarious.

  11. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    Since everyone is revealing their eye problems, I have a condition where my eye and jaw nerves are connected in my brain. So, when I chew my eyelid moves up and down. Chewing gum and staring at people is always fun. Plus, I clinch my teeth when I sleep, so I sleep with one eye partially open. That`s called wink-eye. I also have ptosis. That`s just where one eyelid hangs low. Kind of like the singer from Radiohead.
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    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    ...as seen on Google. GOOGLE.....google..ahem..sorry
  13. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    "Since everyone is revealing their eye problems, I have a condition where my eye and jaw nerves are connected in my brain. So, when I chew my eyelid moves up and down. Chewing gum and staring at people is always fun. Plus, I clinch my teeth when I sleep, so I sleep with one eye partially open. That`s called wink-eye. I also have ptosis. That`s just where one eyelid hangs low. Kind of like the singer from Radiohead."

    we dont care...

  14. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    Thepwnsher
    lol.
  15. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    Opie, is the good ol` banhammer just too old-fashioned for you?
  16. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    Maybe it`s just lazy eye.
    Which personally I think makes my aim a little better -_0
  17. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    well this is reassuring...

    (lmao to loadstar XD)

  18. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    iranian + gun = bad news
    (iranian+fcuked eyes) + gun = really bad news
  19. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Just think, this bastard can shoot in two directions at THE SAME TIME. <.< Osnap.
  20. Profile photo of snottydyck
    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    mahamed feldman
  21. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    "Opie, is the good ol` banhammer just too old-fashioned for you?"

    I prefer something with a bit more... kick.

  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    That`s rad. While one eye`s aiming down the barrel at a US infantryman, the other eye can be looking out for the inevitable incoming hellfire missile.
  23. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    @ snottydyck: That was pretty funny! I wonder how many IAB`ers under the age of 30 got your joke though...
  24. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    haha like marty, i get it hehe
  25. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    I bet he`s up with hunting with Chaney....
  26. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    "Is he lookin at me or lookin at you?"
    Yes.
  27. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    In that room, 5`ll get you 10 if he shoots at random, he`ll hit a NOSE :-)
  28. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    > opiebreath
    > I prefer something with a bit more... kick

    That`s true everyone, she`s always complaining about how many batteries she goes through ;-)

    PS Congrats on Graduation Opie, nice avvy shot, you might want to blur out the name of the school though to stop us stal... I mean them stalkers... from tracking you down.

  29. Profile photo of devildog78
    devildog78 Male 30-39
    70 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    HOLY CRAP!
  30. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    Chameleon eyes.
  31. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    that must have been one helluva punch
  32. Profile photo of Squarks
    Squarks Male 18-29
    98 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    He can accurately shoot two sniper rifles at the same tome at 90 degree angles form each other!
  33. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    DERP!
  34. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    lol it is like Opie (no not Opie here) the one that works in Peter`s office on family guy.. "he sees me and the soda machine" lol
  35. Profile photo of time2shine
    time2shine Female 18-29
    9 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    i bet he`ll show you all....lol
  36. Profile photo of aboredfool
    aboredfool Male 18-29
    123 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    he`s smiling because you let him finally have a weapon
  37. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    Can`t really tell where he`s aiming at lolz
  38. Profile photo of ladyzeppelin
    ladyzeppelin Female 13-17
    48 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    That`s my boyfriend.
  39. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    akshad, like i said, go get kidney stones or something painful later in life
  40. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    He can see around corners two minutes before he gets there.
  41. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    DeeCache, its not worth commenting about or to spammers, their comments never last more than a few minutes anyway before they`re banned, and then everyone wonders who the hell you`re talking about.
  42. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    "DeeCache, its not worth commenting about or to spammers, their comments never last more than a few minutes anyway before they`re banned, and then everyone wonders who the hell you`re talking about."
    point proven, i had no idea who the hell he was talking about...

    also here are a lot of funny posts in this thread XD
    its just so easily exploitable... dear god dont stop lmao...

  43. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    Needs more derp.
  44. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    Geesh
  45. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 12:15 am
    hey, i have good perifials!!!
  46. Profile photo of JumpRope
    JumpRope Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 1:03 am
    legends say that he can move each eye seperatly

    like a chameleon!

  47. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 1:17 am
    That`s Pakistan, btw, not Iraq. And I know guys there who are literally cross-eye - just like this guy - and are expert shots. Trust me, you don`t want him to do the William Tell`s apple shot on you because he`d probably just whack you off because he WANTS to.
  48. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 2:07 am
    Trust me, you don`t want him to do the William Tell`s apple shot on you because he`d probably just whack you off because he WANTS to."

    Bahahaha!

  49. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 4:15 am
    "he`d probably just whack you off because he WANTS to."

    I think you meant he`d probably whack you because he wants to... whacking someone off is a whole different ballgame.

  50. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:39 am
    lol, my vision is over 180 degrees, but i still can`t see things in front of me!
  51. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:56 am
    Looks like he`s about to shoot himself in the face.
  52. Profile photo of R3iyn
    R3iyn Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:57 am
    "I think you meant he`d probably whack you because he wants to... whacking someone off is a whole different ballgame. "

    I think he knew what he was saying.

  53. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 6:28 am
    "`Whack you `off`". I meant that.
  54. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 6:29 am
    He is watching you. He always is.....
  55. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    just make sure he`s in FRONT of you when the shooting starts
  56. Profile photo of tazman321
    tazman321 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    TruTenrMan
    Male, 18-29, Southern US
    54 Posts Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:56:54 AM
    Looks like he`s about to shoot himself in the face.

    no poo, sherlock

  57. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 3:01 am
    I wonder which is his dominant eye.
  58. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    Ugh.

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