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Date: 06/06/09 03:42 PM

58 Responses to Weird Hotel Sign [PIC]

  1. Profile photo of thesharkguys
    thesharkguys Male 30-39
    3 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Link: Weird Hotel Sign - No guns, grenades or syringes! (likely no mints on your pillow either). Looks like an awesome place for a holiday!
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    milkymoo Male 13-17
    43 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    allah allah allah!!
  3. Profile photo of doomncandy
    doomncandy Female 18-29
    128 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Hmm reminds me of some motels I`ve stayed at in LA.
  4. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Who brings a grenade into a hotel...?
  5. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    "Who brings a grenade into a hotel...? "

    People who write in...what language is that, Indonesian?

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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    i can understand the drugs and guns...but grenades? why not also include RPG`s??
  7. Profile photo of MK1029
    MK1029 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    I`m sure it`s to symbolize explosives. As in, no firearms, explosives, or drugs. DERP DERP DERP
  8. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    "i can understand the drugs and guns...but grenades? why not also include RPG`s??"

    Because an RPG is just a grenade.....propelled by a rocket.

  9. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    MK1029 just stated exactly what I was thinking. It`s probably just to represent bombs.
  10. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    "i can understand the drugs and guns...but grenades? why not also include RPG`s??"

    Beware of explosives hidden in videogame cases.

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    ApostleT Male 18-29
    182 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    yeah, probably.
    But it would have made more sense to use a more generic symbol than a grenade...=p
  12. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    Oh, well, it looks like I`LL have to be staying someplace else tonight. :-|
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    jesusgod0 Male 13-17
    68 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    thank you for giving away the pic in the description
  14. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    Ma`am we`re sorry but we cannot accommodate you.

    "Well why th` hell nawt!?"

    You have a firearm strapped to your back. We have a very strict no-firearm policy here at our establishment, but you are welcome to return when you have found a respectable place for your firearm.

    "Well whut about mah gernades?"

    I`m sorry those too will not be allowed here.

    "Awww shoot!"

  15. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    NOT MY `NADES!
  16. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    Yeah, those Central LA hotels sure are rule-crazy!
  17. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    Ok, I can understand why they don`t allow guns, explosives, or syringes—that`s just responsible hotel ownership—but why the ban on Pops cereal and paper?
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 5:31 pm

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    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
    268 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    thanks for ruining it and telling everyone in the link description :<
  20. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    Viking, spam elsewhere. F*ck off.
  21. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    lol...that`s burmese writing...they`re dratting serious about the drugs...
  22. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    @ agentk120, my guess is that means alcohol or the drug that goes into the syringe and the paper might just be rolling papers
  23. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    i like that they included the little tab slips in with the syringes and pills...= "lawl"
  24. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    Hey davy, you`re a mod, can`t you ban him or something?
  25. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    It makes you think they`ve had problems with that before.
  26. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    vv "Hey davy, you`re a mod, can`t you ban him or something?"

    Oh, I did, and deleted all 615 of his previous posts. But he can still access I-A-B and read the comments, he just can`t ever post ihatejulia spam crap again (or anything for that matter). I like to think he`ll see my message. Plus it acts as a deterrent to other retards of the same species.

    *This was a Public Service Announcement from I-A-B: Providing you with relief from both boredom and spam, free of charge*

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    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    well then.
  28. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    NEVER PISS OFF MODS NAMED DAVY.


    thank you.

  29. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    vv Woah woah woah.

    *puts serious hat on*

    It`s not about pissing off mods, it`s about spamming the I-A-B boards with self-serving crap. This here`s an online community, and anyone who pisses in the food tent is getting flung out the door. Mainly spammers, pron posters and F1RST!!1!11!one!eleven!!1! wankers. Actual honest users/members are as safe as houses, I promise.

    SpamBots on the other hand, ain`t.

  30. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    Whoa whoa what did I miss mr. serious?
  31. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    "i can understand the drugs and guns...but grenades? why not also include RPG`s??"

    Why would Role Playing Games be banned in a hotel? "I`m sorry, sir, but you can`t play Dungeons and Dragons here."

  32. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    I wish Hotwire wold have mentioned this ridicules policy before I booked the room.
  33. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    @LandoGriffin: Dude, I already made that joke.
  34. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 12:12 am
    I`ll take the Bates Hotel over this one anyday...
  35. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 12:20 am
    obviously they don`t want firearms, explosives, or drugs in their hotel. Seems very straight forward to me.
  36. Profile photo of MikeW
    MikeW Male 30-39
    137 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 1:11 am
    yeah, that looks like Thai alphabet - drug trafficking is a capital offense there. I`m not too sure about their laws on weapons and explosives, but the one thing that the Navy drilled into my head before setting foot in Thailand was that if you get caught with drugs, you will be killed.
  37. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 2:24 am
    so im allowed a knife?
    meh
  38. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 4:28 am
    Wait, so I can`t bring in my syringes, yellow dots and paper?

    LAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  39. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 4:30 am
    Oh and Davy - once again, I love you.

    Over and out.

  40. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 8:11 am
    Yay! I can take in my katana!
  41. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 9:23 am
    Yay! I can taku in my mace too!
  42. Profile photo of xXxELLOxXx
    xXxELLOxXx Female 13-17
    20 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 9:40 am
    um i think thats in indea.
  43. Profile photo of supercool
    supercool Male 18-29
    9 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 9:45 am
    tanks are allowed
  44. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 10:00 am
    Right, no pistols. I`m gonna bring my shotgun, I guess.
  45. Profile photo of hamalina
    hamalina Male 18-29
    131 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 11:43 am
    How stupid must you be to not realize that it`s supposed to mean, respectively, no firearms, no explosives (including firecrackers and home-made crap) and no illegal drugs?
  46. Profile photo of ElleWilde
    ElleWilde Female 13-17
    64 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    drat yesh. i am so bringing my man eating bunneh!
  47. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    "um i think thats in indea."

    Where is "indea" - I`ve never heard of that place. Must be that place where they make all those indie records I keep hearing about, right?

    I think we established that it is in Myanmar since the language is Burmese

  48. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    lmao, only in india...
  49. Profile photo of CHiLLx562
    CHiLLx562 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    Its in Khmer. Cambodian.
  50. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    Guess i cant stay there... im not giving up my grenades
  51. Profile photo of The_tru_bob
    The_tru_bob Male 18-29
    181 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Lol, no way in hell I`d stay at that hotel.
  52. Profile photo of dudeman1234
    dudeman1234 Male 13-17
    71 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 7:46 am
    at least i can still keep my bazooka!!


    bubble gum that is

  53. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 9:52 am
    So you can still get away with knifing people then...
  54. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    What are those blue squares under the syringe? Oh and what about Anthrax, can I bring that to the hotel with me?
  55. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:08 am
    dang, it`s hard for me to part with my explosives and firearms
  56. Profile photo of wolfking
    wolfking Male 13-17
    156 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    hmmmmmm ok i dont hav a gun no grenades wait is my tank on the list nope yay
  57. Profile photo of iSagacious
    iSagacious Female 13-17
    50 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    The Blue squares are blatantly condoms. Just sayin`.

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