Weird Hotel Sign [PIC]

Submitted by: thesharkguys 7 years ago Funny

No guns, grenades or syringes! (likely no mints on your pillow either). Looks like an awesome place for a holiday!
There are 58 comments:
Female 50
The Blue squares are blatantly condoms. Just sayin`.
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Male 156
hmmmmmm ok i dont hav a gun no grenades wait is my tank on the list nope yay
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Female 961
dang, it`s hard for me to part with my explosives and firearms
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Male 2,582
What are those blue squares under the syringe? Oh and what about Anthrax, can I bring that to the hotel with me?
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Male 2,159
So you can still get away with knifing people then...
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Male 71
at least i can still keep my bazooka!!


bubble gum that is

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Male 181
Lol, no way in hell I`d stay at that hotel.
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Male 612
Guess i cant stay there... im not giving up my grenades
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Male 5
Its in Khmer. Cambodian.
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Female 9,401
lmao, only in india...
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Male 3,842
"um i think thats in indea."

Where is "indea" - I`ve never heard of that place. Must be that place where they make all those indie records I keep hearing about, right?

I think we established that it is in Myanmar since the language is Burmese

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Female 64
drat yesh. i am so bringing my man eating bunneh!
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Male 130
How stupid must you be to not realize that it`s supposed to mean, respectively, no firearms, no explosives (including firecrackers and home-made crap) and no illegal drugs?
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Male 340
Right, no pistols. I`m gonna bring my shotgun, I guess.
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Male 9
tanks are allowed
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Female 20
um i think thats in indea.
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Male 2,553
Yay! I can taku in my mace too!
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Female 710
Yay! I can take in my katana!
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Male 5,190
Knives are allowed right?
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Female 1,436
Oh and Davy - once again, I love you.

Over and out.

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Female 1,436
Wait, so I can`t bring in my syringes, yellow dots and paper?

LAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Female 2,672
so im allowed a knife?
meh
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Male 137
yeah, that looks like Thai alphabet - drug trafficking is a capital offense there. I`m not too sure about their laws on weapons and explosives, but the one thing that the Navy drilled into my head before setting foot in Thailand was that if you get caught with drugs, you will be killed.
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Male 10,845
obviously they don`t want firearms, explosives, or drugs in their hotel. Seems very straight forward to me.
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Female 1,199
I`ll take the Bates Hotel over this one anyday...
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Male 3,014
@LandoGriffin: Dude, I already made that joke.
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Male 1,404
I wish Hotwire wold have mentioned this ridicules policy before I booked the room.
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Male 3,842
"i can understand the drugs and guns...but grenades? why not also include RPG`s??"

Why would Role Playing Games be banned in a hotel? "I`m sorry, sir, but you can`t play Dungeons and Dragons here."

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Male 438
Whoa whoa what did I miss mr. serious?
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Male 12,138
vv Woah woah woah.

*puts serious hat on*

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SpamBots on the other hand, ain`t.

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Male 438
NEVER PISS OFF MODS NAMED DAVY.


thank you.

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Female 609
well then.
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Male 12,138
vv "Hey davy, you`re a mod, can`t you ban him or something?"

Oh, I did, and deleted all 615 of his previous posts. But he can still access I-A-B and read the comments, he just can`t ever post ihatejulia spam crap again (or anything for that matter). I like to think he`ll see my message. Plus it acts as a deterrent to other retards of the same species.

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Female 140
It makes you think they`ve had problems with that before.
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Male 10,440
Hey davy, you`re a mod, can`t you ban him or something?
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Male 1,297
i like that they included the little tab slips in with the syringes and pills...= "lawl"
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Male 1,140
@ agentk120, my guess is that means alcohol or the drug that goes into the syringe and the paper might just be rolling papers
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Male 814
lol...that`s burmese writing...they`re dratting serious about the drugs...
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Male 12,138
Viking, spam elsewhere. F*ck off.
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Male 269
thanks for ruining it and telling everyone in the link description :<
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Male 15,510

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Male 510
Ok, I can understand why they don`t allow guns, explosives, or syringes—that`s just responsible hotel ownership—but why the ban on Pops cereal and paper?
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Male 8,302
Yeah, those Central LA hotels sure are rule-crazy!
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Male 506
NOT MY `NADES!
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Male 9,306
Ma`am we`re sorry but we cannot accommodate you.

"Well why th` hell nawt!?"

You have a firearm strapped to your back. We have a very strict no-firearm policy here at our establishment, but you are welcome to return when you have found a respectable place for your firearm.

"Well whut about mah gernades?"

I`m sorry those too will not be allowed here.

"Awww shoot!"

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Male 68
thank you for giving away the pic in the description
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Male 15,832
Oh, well, it looks like I`LL have to be staying someplace else tonight. :-|
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Male 182
yeah, probably.
But it would have made more sense to use a more generic symbol than a grenade...=p
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Male 3,014
"i can understand the drugs and guns...but grenades? why not also include RPG`s??"

Beware of explosives hidden in videogame cases.

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Male 614
MK1029 just stated exactly what I was thinking. It`s probably just to represent bombs.
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Male 564
"i can understand the drugs and guns...but grenades? why not also include RPG`s??"

Because an RPG is just a grenade.....propelled by a rocket.

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Male 37
I`m sure it`s to symbolize explosives. As in, no firearms, explosives, or drugs. DERP DERP DERP
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Male 2,748
i can understand the drugs and guns...but grenades? why not also include RPG`s??
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Male 3,842
"Who brings a grenade into a hotel...? "

People who write in...what language is that, Indonesian?

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Female 15,763
Who brings a grenade into a hotel...?
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Female 128
Hmm reminds me of some motels I`ve stayed at in LA.
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Male 43
allah allah allah!!
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Male 3
Link: Weird Hotel Sign [PIC] [Rate Link] - No guns, grenades or syringes! (likely no mints on your pillow either). Looks like an awesome place for a holiday!
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