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Date: 06/21/09 12:02 PM

63 Responses to UFO Guy

  1. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    263 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    Link: UFO Guy - Drugs? Mental disorder? Or just some weird dude?
  2. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    I`m always hallucinating, man...

    The 70`s called, they want their conspiracy theorist back.

  3. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    LOL.. I want what hes on.
  4. Profile photo of lilslater
    lilslater Male 13-17
    12 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    :] Acid is one hell of a drug
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    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    362 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    "Extra-ter-terestial".

    I liked that guy. He doesn`t seem to be hurting anyone; let him hunt for his water aliens.

  6. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    If you consider being a dumb southern` boy a mental disorder than yes, he has a mental disorder.
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    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    360 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    That guys great, people on acid are always funny.
  8. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    If being snobby euro trash is a mental disorder...
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Drugs + Mental disorder + weird dude = I-Am-Bored.com regular user
  10. Profile photo of Hilariousity
    Hilariousity Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 21, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    I bet he has goooooood drugs
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    tomo511 Male 18-29
    162 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    "If being snobby euro trash is a mental disorder... "

    How is he in anyway european?

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    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    I was expecting him to say "extra ter-testicle"
  13. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    ""If being snobby euro trash is a mental disorder... "

    How is he in anyway european?"

    He was talkin` about me, getting all butthurt because I made a crack at dumb southern people because he lives in the south. Note: I never said all southern people are dumb, but this guy certainly looks that way. So ease up there, partner.

  14. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    "If being snobby euro trash is a mental disorder... "

    "How is he in anyway european?"

    That statement was in response to someone else`s comment. I`ve decided I`m going to counteract every instance of redneck or Southerner bashing with euro trash (or possibly hipster or emo) bashing because the former is so prevalent on this website.

    Just a little game I came up with. Because, you know...I am bored.

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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    lol i am much scared of water peoplez
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    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Am I the only one who thought that this guy looks like Owen Wilson?
    lol.
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    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    All those news reporters annoy me because they are laughing at a guy that is a bit different in his scene of mind and they find it just peachy to accuse him of being insane. not sure if i said that right but you might get the message...
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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    This guy used to do A LOT of drugs in his teenage years. . . . There is no other excuse for the way he is.
  19. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    He reminds me a lot of a friend of mine who uses drugs like crazy. He sounds JUST like him (the way he talks and what he talks about). So I`m gonna go with the drugs idea.
  20. Profile photo of Lousku
    Lousku Male 13-17
    25 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Am I the only one that thought he was just trolling?
  21. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    I think he is just doing it from the attention and making it up as he goes. Stutters one too many times.
  22. Profile photo of BobbyJenkins
    BobbyJenkins Female 18-29
    106 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    He looked so happy the whole time, what a legend!
  23. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    "You`re right, there is no proof, but, I mean, there`s no proof of Jesus or, you know, people going to the restroom til they tell ya about it, know what I mean?"

    No, strange, mentally unbalanced man. I don`t know what you mean.

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Of course it`s in Texas. :-P
    But yeah, he`s a nutty one. He`s always hallucinating? Haha!

    Although, I did find it unfavourable, the way the news people seemed to be mocking him.

  25. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    WATER!
  26. Profile photo of YUP_IM_BORED
    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    "you know, people going to the restroom til they tell ya about it, know what I mean?"haha wtf
    and what he said about no proof of jesus or they cood be made of water, thats not that crazy, i mean who knows? That news guy was a d*uche, I mean thats a hard word to pronounce
    "there yaaa go" I mean the guy did kinda sound like an idiot but thats no reason to be an ahole about it
  27. Profile photo of wake_n_bake
    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
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    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    well they could be made of water...we essentially are, carbon backbone and the such. good stuff
  29. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    4 parts drugs + 2 parts low IQ + 1 part schizophrenia = this guy.
  30. Profile photo of Squarks
    Squarks Male 18-29
    98 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    So I could be drinking aliens and not even know it? You heard the man.
  31. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    He doesn`t seem high he just seems ... slow
  32. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    lol hes talking about it all happily, then all serious "No little green men."
  33. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    there IS proof of Jesus. What a moron. And I also believe in UFOs
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    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    i think he`s f*cking with the reporter
  35. Profile photo of ladyzeppelin
    ladyzeppelin Female 13-17
    48 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    "they could be made of water".......really?
  36. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    So, this is the result of almost 50 years of public education. Hmm . . . maybe it`s time the government started getting smaller, not bigger.
  37. Profile photo of Ughhzombie
    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    haha awesome
  38. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    I believe in `em.
  39. Profile photo of JumpRope
    JumpRope Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 12:45 am
    that guy is stoned out of his mind
  40. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 12:56 am
    I`m going to pretend this is the work of a skilled actor, and he deserves an oscar. Bravo. (Also, 70s time capsule effect? That guy`s wardrobe belonged at woodstock)
  41. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 3:42 am
    haha i wanna do that to someone one day
  42. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:14 am
    haha he raises some good points.
  43. Profile photo of Fagballs
    Fagballs Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:26 am
    "Extra trestiral" HA, I laughed so hard xD
    This guy is awesome.
  44. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:30 am
    lol i want to be his friend
  45. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:38 am
    I think this is from a movie, but I cant remember. Anyone?
  46. Profile photo of perigee
    perigee Male 18-29
    82 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:18 am
    I love this guy <3
  47. Profile photo of Isobar
    Isobar Male 18-29
    293 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:46 am
    This guy obviously watches Dazed And Confused religiously...
  48. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:06 am
    This is old, but HILARIOUS AS drat!!!
  49. Profile photo of bergeracman
    bergeracman Male 18-29
    100 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:25 am
    extra chreschiral
  50. Profile photo of AaronBir
    AaronBir Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Air Force One? I knew the government was controlled by the water aliens!
  51. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:51 am
    Isn`t he just fawcking (take that filter!) with the reporter?
  52. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    he needs to share what he`s smokin`....
  53. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    YES! best post ive seen in a while.
  54. Profile photo of trevmesiter6
    trevmesiter6 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    There`s no proof of Jesus?! What? Oh.. oh I see... He`s just hallucinating.. gotcha.
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    lyckosam Male 18-29
    193 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    he is amazing. pretty hot as well.
  56. Profile photo of jareddevour
    jareddevour Male 18-29
    288 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    awesome.
  57. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 12:59 am
    he`s trippin on something
  58. Profile photo of kdawg
    kdawg Male 40-49
    172 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:16 am
    That`s Owen Wilson before I round house kicked him in the face.
  59. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:49 am
    "i dont know man, you heard the man. "Referring about himself of course. stoned out of his mind.
  60. Profile photo of Fredericwb
    Fredericwb Male 18-29
    9 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    Sad thing is hes correct....
  61. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    Stonerrr :/
  62. Profile photo of hbelle
    hbelle Female 30-39
    7 posts
    December 27, 2009 at 11:27 am
    He`s the alien trying to act human! :P

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