UFO Guy

Submitted by: Sampson623 7 years ago Funny

Drugs? Mental disorder? Or just some weird dude?
There are 63 comments:
Female 7
He`s the alien trying to act human! :P
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Male 233
Stonerrr :/
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Male 9
Sad thing is hes correct....
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Male 1,193
"i dont know man, you heard the man. "Referring about himself of course. stoned out of his mind.
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Male 172
That`s Owen Wilson before I round house kicked him in the face.
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Female 5,222
he`s trippin on something
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Male 287
awesome.
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Male 193
he is amazing. pretty hot as well.
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Male 4
There`s no proof of Jesus?! What? Oh.. oh I see... He`s just hallucinating.. gotcha.
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Male 1,109
YES! best post ive seen in a while.
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Male 579
he needs to share what he`s smokin`....
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Male 467
Isn`t he just fawcking (take that filter!) with the reporter?
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Male 5
Air Force One? I knew the government was controlled by the water aliens!
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Male 100
extra chreschiral
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Male 516
This is old, but HILARIOUS AS drat!!!
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Male 293
This guy obviously watches Dazed And Confused religiously...
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Male 82
I love this guy <3
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Male 271
I think this is from a movie, but I cant remember. Anyone?
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Female 961
lol i want to be his friend
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Male 28
"Extra trestiral" HA, I laughed so hard xD
This guy is awesome.
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Male 1,153
haha he raises some good points.
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Female 859
haha i wanna do that to someone one day
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Female 627
I`m going to pretend this is the work of a skilled actor, and he deserves an oscar. Bravo. (Also, 70s time capsule effect? That guy`s wardrobe belonged at woodstock)
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Male 170
that guy is stoned out of his mind
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Male 2,788
I believe in `em.
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Female 231
haha awesome
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Female 465
So, this is the result of almost 50 years of public education. Hmm . . . maybe it`s time the government started getting smaller, not bigger.
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Female 48
"they could be made of water".......really?
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Male 485
i think he`s f*cking with the reporter
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Male 159
there IS proof of Jesus. What a moron. And I also believe in UFOs
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Male 569
lol hes talking about it all happily, then all serious "No little green men."
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Female 1,063
He doesn`t seem high he just seems ... slow
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Male 98
So I could be drinking aliens and not even know it? You heard the man.
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Male 15,832
4 parts drugs + 2 parts low IQ + 1 part schizophrenia = this guy.
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Male 1,347
well they could be made of water...we essentially are, carbon backbone and the such. good stuff
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Male 663
Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
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Female 195
"you know, people going to the restroom til they tell ya about it, know what I mean?"haha wtf
and what he said about no proof of jesus or they cood be made of water, thats not that crazy, i mean who knows? That news guy was a d*uche, I mean thats a hard word to pronounce
"there yaaa go" I mean the guy did kinda sound like an idiot but thats no reason to be an ahole about it
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Male 190
WATER!
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Female 4,028
Of course it`s in Texas. :-P
But yeah, he`s a nutty one. He`s always hallucinating? Haha!

Although, I did find it unfavourable, the way the news people seemed to be mocking him.

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Male 3,014
"You`re right, there is no proof, but, I mean, there`s no proof of Jesus or, you know, people going to the restroom til they tell ya about it, know what I mean?"

No, strange, mentally unbalanced man. I don`t know what you mean.

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Female 106
He looked so happy the whole time, what a legend!
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Female 430
I think he is just doing it from the attention and making it up as he goes. Stutters one too many times.
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Male 5,190
Hehehehe.
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Male 25
Am I the only one that thought he was just trolling?
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Male 428
He reminds me a lot of a friend of mine who uses drugs like crazy. He sounds JUST like him (the way he talks and what he talks about). So I`m gonna go with the drugs idea.
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Female 1,436
This guy used to do A LOT of drugs in his teenage years. . . . There is no other excuse for the way he is.
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Male 964
All those news reporters annoy me because they are laughing at a guy that is a bit different in his scene of mind and they find it just peachy to accuse him of being insane. not sure if i said that right but you might get the message...
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Male 306
Am I the only one who thought that this guy looks like Owen Wilson?
lol.
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Male 1,718
lol i am much scared of water peoplez
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Male 3,756
"If being snobby euro trash is a mental disorder... "

"How is he in anyway european?"

That statement was in response to someone else`s comment. I`ve decided I`m going to counteract every instance of redneck or Southerner bashing with euro trash (or possibly hipster or emo) bashing because the former is so prevalent on this website.

Just a little game I came up with. Because, you know...I am bored.

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Female 142
""If being snobby euro trash is a mental disorder... "

How is he in anyway european?"

He was talkin` about me, getting all butthurt because I made a crack at dumb southern people because he lives in the south. Note: I never said all southern people are dumb, but this guy certainly looks that way. So ease up there, partner.

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Male 820
I was expecting him to say "extra ter-testicle"
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Male 162
"If being snobby euro trash is a mental disorder... "

How is he in anyway european?

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Male 1
I bet he has goooooood drugs
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Male 15,510
Drugs + Mental disorder + weird dude = I-Am-Bored.com regular user
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Male 3,756
If being snobby euro trash is a mental disorder...
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Male 360
That guys great, people on acid are always funny.
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Female 142
If you consider being a dumb southern` boy a mental disorder than yes, he has a mental disorder.
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Female 362
"Extra-ter-terestial".

I liked that guy. He doesn`t seem to be hurting anyone; let him hunt for his water aliens.

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Male 12
:] Acid is one hell of a drug
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Male 4,807
LOL.. I want what hes on.
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Female 15,763
I`m always hallucinating, man...

The 70`s called, they want their conspiracy theorist back.

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Male 263
Link: UFO Guy [Rate Link] - Drugs? Mental disorder? Or just some weird dude?
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