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Date: 06/15/09 07:20 PM

76 Responses to Truck Norris: Greatest Vehicle In The World [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18925 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Link: Truck Norris: Greatest Vehicle In The World - Chuck Norris had an orgy with an 18-wheel Mack truck, and Optimus Prime. This is what came of that magical threeway.
  2. Profile photo of rgu3t0
    rgu3t0 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    chuck norris doesn`t use energy in walking....he just glides across
  3. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    wow lol
  4. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    That`s a badass paint job.
  5. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    Before everyone starts saying how cool this is, remember one thing: This is about as redneck as it gets. The guy who owns this truck is possibly the world`s biggest redneck. And IAB seems to have a personal, almost discriminatory, grudge against rednecks.
  6. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    I came
  7. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Best, most reliable safety feature I`ve ever seen!
  8. Profile photo of JoshT
    JoshT Male 18-29
    56 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    supersmash, stfu. its chuck effin norris truck jr...
  9. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    lawlz
  10. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    The truck comes standard with a full beard, and a fully functional mechanical foot that roundhouse kicks the cars in front of it at a touch of a button. Goodbye traffic jams during rush hour....
  11. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Pretty awesome. Not quite as awesome as the Amsterdam Beer Bike however.
  12. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    HA!!!!
  13. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Truck Norris has collision detection that will cause the trailer to jack knife, simulating a round house kick, and sweep potential hazards out of its path.

    Also, Truck Norris is banned from the Ice Roads of Canada. Because it radiates enough pure awesome to sublimate the ice to steam.

  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    No one`s going to steal that truck.
  15. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    That truck doesn`t even ever move because the shipments already been delivered.
  16. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    you wouldn`t even need to lock it - chuck is taking care of you`re truck
  17. Profile photo of AuraFox
    AuraFox Female 18-29
    87 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    That truck mounts inferior trucks to show dominance.
  18. Profile photo of Alphawolf
    Alphawolf Male 18-29
    161 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    Someone reached in the window to steal something but the switchblade windows... you can guess.
  19. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    100% GAY.
  20. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    Under the hood of that truck, there is no engine. Only another exhaust pipe.
  21. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    Don`t expect Negative One to survive the night...
  22. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    CAN ANYBODY SAY SUPERGAY!

    oh what, good one negative one

  23. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    im SO tired of these lameass chuck norris jokes.
  24. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    and for the recod am f*cken tired of the lameass chuck norris facts/jokes. they are not even funne

    F.Ex. "Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates roundhouse kicks and karate, so next time you get beat up by chuck, dont be offended, he might just be trying to tell you that he likes your hat"

  25. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    doesn`t an orgy have to have more than 3 people?
  26. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    "chuck is taking care of you`re truck"

    Your* =)

    I`m with Negative. 1000% gay.

  27. Profile photo of Ocelot54
    Ocelot54 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    old meme
  28. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    10^1000% gay
  29. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    10^^^^1000% gay
  30. Profile photo of Narninian
    Narninian Male 18-29
    127 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    "doesn`t an orgy have to have more than 3 people?"

    When Chuck Norris Masturbates - its an orgy.

  31. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    I don`t see the gay. I really don`t.
  32. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    "When Chuck Norris Masturbates - its an orgy."

    lmao, that was a good one.

  33. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    you have an arrow pointing to your own post lazyme is this your odd way of coming out of the closet?
  34. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    yeah this isnt that cool at all... the description made it sound epic but the outcome not so much
  35. Profile photo of IHasASpoon
    IHasASpoon Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
  36. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    Let me get this right, if every time Chuck Norris masturbates, it`s on orgy? Doesn`t God kill kittens when masturbation occurs? What kind of thing could God kill then? Oops, never mind I just remembered dinosaurs. I guess that really wasn`t a comet coming down from the sky at all.
  37. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    It looks sorta like Hugh Laurie.
  38. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    the chance to gaze into the reflection of chuck norris` eyes every day, makes living just a little more worthwhile
  39. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    Chuck Norris ejaculates raw babies when he masturbates
  40. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    as opposed to cooked babies?

    vvvvv

  41. Profile photo of aboredfool
    aboredfool Male 18-29
    123 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    lol, its the only vehicle he rides in as its the only one that can contain his awesomeness :P

    http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

    go to it, you know you want to

  42. Profile photo of JonKemper
    JonKemper Male 18-29
    143 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    Thats a pretty silly thing to paint on the side of one of the crappest trucks out there. DAF Trucks suck . Horrible to drive , Dead Noisy.
  43. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    i think my heart just stopped...and then this picture roundhouse-kicked it back to life
  44. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    i don`t get chuck norris
  45. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    why?
  46. Profile photo of ubberboard08
    ubberboard08 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    lol i like the title truck norris and the definition they gave for the pic. but other than that this was pointless for not only me but the person who even did that. it looks stupid i`d point and laugh at him. DAF trucks are crap.
  47. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    That must have been some orgy! BTW, what`s all that white stuff splattered all over the truck`s face?
  48. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    fail
  49. Profile photo of thevssranger
    thevssranger Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    thats awesome. chuck norris is the sheit
  50. Profile photo of Evilcupcake
    Evilcupcake Male 30-39
    82 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    OK enough with Chuck Norris already,his jokes were funny for about 5 minutes and that`s about it....and that was a year and a half ago, now whenever someone even brings up Chuck Norris I want to punch them in the throat
  51. Profile photo of odeed
    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 11:27 pm
    "OK enough with Chuck Norris already,his jokes were funny for about 5 minutes and that`s about it....and that was a year and a half ago, now whenever someone even brings up Chuck Norris I want to punch them in the throat"

    Actually, it was more like 3 years ago.

  52. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    chuck norris is getting old some of the jokes are reruns and the so call new ones are just plain retard and boring
  53. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 12:05 am
    yesss
  54. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 12:06 am
    I never thought chuck norris jokes were funny.....
    THERE i said it.

    Feels so good to get that off my chest.
    Now, to tell of the fat broad in my english class who wont stop quoting chuck norris jokes.

  55. Profile photo of gingervitis
    gingervitis Female 13-17
    20 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 12:18 am
    EPIC FAIL.
    this isnt the best truck ever!
    its just a truck with chuck norris`s face on it.
    pff.
  56. Profile photo of pookie666
    pookie666 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 1:33 am
    Chuck norris is the only man who can slam a revolving door
  57. Profile photo of VictoriaIAB
    VictoriaIAB Female 13-17
    88 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 1:34 am
    ... chuck`s face isn`t in proportion to his body... the painter fails at life =P
  58. Profile photo of ukscc
    ukscc Male 18-29
    83 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 1:50 am
    By the way...it`s a Volvo - not a DAF...and both are actually pretty good trucks these days!! (Although, DAF has the edge for living space with the XF105)

    To compare: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... Side view of a European Volvo.

  59. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 3:01 am
    Have to say that`s an awesome paint job.
  60. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:29 am
    @hagane: god doesnt exist cuz chuck norris roundhouse kicked him out of existence.

    an orgy is when a group of 7 or more people join together to have sex, it`s a basic fact

  61. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:33 am
    "Chuck Norris had an orgy with an 18-wheel Mack truck, and Optimus Prime."

    optimus prime is the "love" child of chuck norris and a truck so that sentence would be called incest

  62. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:36 am
    MotherTrucker!
  63. Profile photo of Joss19
    Joss19 Female 18-29
    75 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:49 am
    "Legend says that Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin under his beard... but an extra fist!!"

    LOL

  64. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:57 am
    Oh—dear God.
  65. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 6:08 am
    Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard, and as a favor God created Optimus Prime, Guiness and killer bees.
  66. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 6:26 am
    When Chuck goes for a swim, Chuck Norris does not get wet, The water gets Chuck Norrised.

    There is no such thing as evolution. Only the animals chuck Norris lets live.

    Giraffes grew long necks because they were tired from being round house kicked in the face

    And so on

  67. Profile photo of looneypath
    looneypath Male 18-29
    2 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 6:26 am
    @ Willowpuff: That is not a paintjob. Chuck Norris looked at the truck and out of fear it materialized his image.
  68. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:35 am
    Holy fu... Wow.
  69. Profile photo of cbs12251971
    cbs12251971 Male 30-39
    21 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    when god has sex he screams chuck norris`s name.
  70. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    there is no chin behind Chuck Norris`s beard, just another fist

    Chuck Norris does not sleep.. he waits

    :D

  71. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    Wow. I want that truck now. >:[
  72. Profile photo of seankerr001
    seankerr001 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    While having sex inside a semi-truck, some of Chuck Norris`s semen escaped to the gas tank. The result, Optimus Prime.
  73. Profile photo of tazman321
    tazman321 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    thanks to the theory of relativity, chuck noris can, and will, kick you yesterday.
  74. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    lol nice. i like it
  75. Profile photo of Tubaman101
    Tubaman101 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    Eww grosss i have the Bruce lee truck that one is wayyyy better

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