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Chuck Norris does not sleep.. he waits
There is no such thing as evolution. Only the animals chuck Norris lets live.
Giraffes grew long necks because they were tired from being round house kicked in the face
And so on
optimus prime is the "love" child of chuck norris and a truck so that sentence would be called incest
an orgy is when a group of 7 or more people join together to have sex, it`s a basic fact
To compare: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... Side view of a European Volvo.
Feels so good to get that off my chest. Now, to tell of the fat broad in my english class who wont stop quoting chuck norris jokes.
Actually, it was more like 3 years ago.
go to it, you know you want to
lmao, that was a good one.
When Chuck Norris Masturbates - its an orgy.
I`m with Negative. 1000% gay.
F.Ex. "Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates roundhouse kicks and karate, so next time you get beat up by chuck, dont be offended, he might just be trying to tell you that he likes your hat"
oh what, good one negative one
Also, Truck Norris is banned from the Ice Roads of Canada. Because it radiates enough pure awesome to sublimate the ice to steam.