Truck Norris: Greatest Vehicle In The World [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Misc

Chuck Norris had an orgy with an 18-wheel Mack truck, and Optimus Prime. This is what came of that magical threeway.
There are 76 comments:
Male 3
Eww grosss i have the Bruce lee truck that one is wayyyy better
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Female 1,413
lol nice. i like it
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Male 189
thanks to the theory of relativity, chuck noris can, and will, kick you yesterday.
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Male 140
While having sex inside a semi-truck, some of Chuck Norris`s semen escaped to the gas tank. The result, Optimus Prime.
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Female 430
Wow. I want that truck now. >:[
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Male 733
there is no chin behind Chuck Norris`s beard, just another fist

Chuck Norris does not sleep.. he waits

:D

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Male 21
when god has sex he screams chuck norris`s name.
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Male 3,425
Holy fu... Wow.
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Male 2
@ Willowpuff: That is not a paintjob. Chuck Norris looked at the truck and out of fear it materialized his image.
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Male 1,718
When Chuck goes for a swim, Chuck Norris does not get wet, The water gets Chuck Norrised.

There is no such thing as evolution. Only the animals chuck Norris lets live.

Giraffes grew long necks because they were tired from being round house kicked in the face

And so on

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Female 471
Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard, and as a favor God created Optimus Prime, Guiness and killer bees.
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Male 2,552
Oh—dear God.
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Female 74
"Legend says that Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin under his beard... but an extra fist!!"

LOL

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Male 845
MotherTrucker!
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Male 2,005
"Chuck Norris had an orgy with an 18-wheel Mack truck, and Optimus Prime."

optimus prime is the "love" child of chuck norris and a truck so that sentence would be called incest

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Male 2,005
@hagane: god doesnt exist cuz chuck norris roundhouse kicked him out of existence.

an orgy is when a group of 7 or more people join together to have sex, it`s a basic fact

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Female 2,220
Have to say that`s an awesome paint job.
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Male 83
By the way...it`s a Volvo - not a DAF...and both are actually pretty good trucks these days!! (Although, DAF has the edge for living space with the XF105)

To compare: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... Side view of a European Volvo.

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Female 88
... chuck`s face isn`t in proportion to his body... the painter fails at life =P
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Male 78
Chuck norris is the only man who can slam a revolving door
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Female 20
EPIC FAIL.
this isnt the best truck ever!
its just a truck with chuck norris`s face on it.
pff.
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Female 650
I never thought chuck norris jokes were funny.....
THERE i said it.

Feels so good to get that off my chest.
Now, to tell of the fat broad in my english class who wont stop quoting chuck norris jokes.

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Male 2,748
yesss
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Female 344
chuck norris is getting old some of the jokes are reruns and the so call new ones are just plain retard and boring
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Male 452
"OK enough with Chuck Norris already,his jokes were funny for about 5 minutes and that`s about it....and that was a year and a half ago, now whenever someone even brings up Chuck Norris I want to punch them in the throat"

Actually, it was more like 3 years ago.

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Male 81
OK enough with Chuck Norris already,his jokes were funny for about 5 minutes and that`s about it....and that was a year and a half ago, now whenever someone even brings up Chuck Norris I want to punch them in the throat
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Male 89
thats awesome. chuck norris is the sheit
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Male 690
fail
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Male 15,832
That must have been some orgy! BTW, what`s all that white stuff splattered all over the truck`s face?
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Male 107
lol i like the title truck norris and the definition they gave for the pic. but other than that this was pointless for not only me but the person who even did that. it looks stupid i`d point and laugh at him. DAF trucks are crap.
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Female 408
why?
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Male 275
i don`t get chuck norris
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Male 617
i think my heart just stopped...and then this picture roundhouse-kicked it back to life
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Male 143
Thats a pretty silly thing to paint on the side of one of the crappest trucks out there. DAF Trucks suck . Horrible to drive , Dead Noisy.
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Male 123
lol, its the only vehicle he rides in as its the only one that can contain his awesomeness :P

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

go to it, you know you want to

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Male 5,314
as opposed to cooked babies?

vvvvv

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Male 180
Chuck Norris ejaculates raw babies when he masturbates
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Female 214
the chance to gaze into the reflection of chuck norris` eyes every day, makes living just a little more worthwhile
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Male 462
It looks sorta like Hugh Laurie.
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Male 967
Let me get this right, if every time Chuck Norris masturbates, it`s on orgy? Doesn`t God kill kittens when masturbation occurs? What kind of thing could God kill then? Oops, never mind I just remembered dinosaurs. I guess that really wasn`t a comet coming down from the sky at all.
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Male 6
chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
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Male 818
yeah this isnt that cool at all... the description made it sound epic but the outcome not so much
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Male 1,452
you have an arrow pointing to your own post lazyme is this your odd way of coming out of the closet?
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Female 9,403
"When Chuck Norris Masturbates - its an orgy."

lmao, that was a good one.

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Male 9,306
I don`t see the gay. I really don`t.
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Male 127
"doesn`t an orgy have to have more than 3 people?"

When Chuck Norris Masturbates - its an orgy.

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Male 10,440
10^^^^1000% gay
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Male 10,440
10^1000% gay
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Male 2
old meme
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Male 2,125
"chuck is taking care of you`re truck"

Your* =)

I`m with Negative. 1000% gay.

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Male 1,109
doesn`t an orgy have to have more than 3 people?
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Male 3,296
and for the recod am f*cken tired of the lameass chuck norris facts/jokes. they are not even funne

F.Ex. "Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates roundhouse kicks and karate, so next time you get beat up by chuck, dont be offended, he might just be trying to tell you that he likes your hat"

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Male 904
im SO tired of these lameass chuck norris jokes.
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Male 3,296
CAN ANYBODY SAY SUPERGAY!

oh what, good one negative one

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Male 1,765
Don`t expect Negative One to survive the night...
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Male 901
Under the hood of that truck, there is no engine. Only another exhaust pipe.
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Male 2,582
100% GAY.
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Male 5,190
Lol I love all these comments.
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Male 161
Someone reached in the window to steal something but the switchblade windows... you can guess.
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Female 87
That truck mounts inferior trucks to show dominance.
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Male 4,867
you wouldn`t even need to lock it - chuck is taking care of you`re truck
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Male 3,756
That truck doesn`t even ever move because the shipments already been delivered.
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Female 15,763
No one`s going to steal that truck.
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Male 1,254
Truck Norris has collision detection that will cause the trailer to jack knife, simulating a round house kick, and sweep potential hazards out of its path.

Also, Truck Norris is banned from the Ice Roads of Canada. Because it radiates enough pure awesome to sublimate the ice to steam.

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Female 901
HA!!!!
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Male 12,138
Pretty awesome. Not quite as awesome as the Amsterdam Beer Bike however.
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Male 2,688
The truck comes standard with a full beard, and a fully functional mechanical foot that roundhouse kicks the cars in front of it at a touch of a button. Goodbye traffic jams during rush hour....
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Male 282
lawlz
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Male 56
supersmash, stfu. its chuck effin norris truck jr...
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Male 1,270
Best, most reliable safety feature I`ve ever seen!
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Male 180
I came
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Male 3,756
Before everyone starts saying how cool this is, remember one thing: This is about as redneck as it gets. The guy who owns this truck is possibly the world`s biggest redneck. And IAB seems to have a personal, almost discriminatory, grudge against rednecks.
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Male 7,378
That`s a badass paint job.
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Female 4,197
wow lol
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Male 79
chuck norris doesn`t use energy in walking....he just glides across
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Male 19,896
Link: Truck Norris: Greatest Vehicle In The World [Pic] [Rate Link] - Chuck Norris had an orgy with an 18-wheel Mack truck, and Optimus Prime. This is what came of that magical threeway.
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