This Wedding Is Not Going To Last Very Long [Pic]

Submitted by: AOD-ninja 7 years ago Misc

I"m just saying, guys are shallow jerks, that"s all.
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Male 233
I wouldn`t put my dong in that cave :S.
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Female 16
woah. this was a waste
and poster,
your a douche.
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Female 254
So?
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Female 1,413
meh. not entertaining at all.
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Male 81
HehHeh...
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Male 334
well said matchstick.

one thought i had was "wow she can open her mouth wide.... would make for a good honeymoon ;) ;)"

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Female 19
FAT ASS! XD
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Male 188
But then... if you are super fat... might be less embarassing if you take smaller bites.
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Male 1,718
Aww we all love matchstick
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Female 1,199
I agree, Matchstick.
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Female 62
I think the IAB captions are written by 13 year olds. I defy anyone to show a picture of themselves eating that looks attractive.
And don`t disrespect men by just saying that anyone who marries a larger woman is going to stray, there is a lot more to love than body types.
I`m glad so many commenters seem to feel similarly.
(But if you are a great big fat person, try eating a head of iceberg lettuce every day, and you`ll see those pounds dissappear!)
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Male 124
we all have time in our daily lives that would make us look really bad if some one was to take a pic of us at that moment. yea its not a great pic but im sure that there has been may times when i looked worse and i would not want ppl to just me just by thous bad pic.
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Male 112
SCHREEEEEE.

Seriously I hope that is a really bad photo, as other wise that guy is going to be let down seriously.

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Male 2,703
daisy I fail to see the fail...

go define wedding if you want to point anything out...

the nuptial CEREMONY

the wedding is the ceremony ONLY, it has nothing to do with the union other than it is the name of the ceremony to celebrate said union formally.

the fact that marriage can be considered the ceremony as well is besides the point. the title states the wedding isn`t going to last long...I`d hope the wedding didn`t last more than 6 hours, they actually are quite boring.

btw, lrn2 not over use the word epic.

epic: surpassing the ordinary (especially in size or scale)

that word (or more so the phrase epic-fail) is thrown about too much now a days on the internet.

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Male 13
She`s just eating >.>
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Female 673
The photo`s just taken at just the right time to make her look the worst. We have no idea what she was doing just before or just after this photo: for all we know she only took one bite, and it was the only bite she took; and we`ve all accidentally had too large a bite at one time or another.

Besides, I don`t think this is a wedding. There is another woman in white in the background, wearing the same dress.

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Male 45
Free chocolate Free chocolate! we have ways of finding the fattys
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Male 4,867
wow...chill the fudge out jerm

wonder what hubby looks like lol

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Male 897
Oh yeah, because guys are the only ones that are shallow... What a load of poop.

It`s what`s on the inside that matters most. I`ve known plenty of girls that were drop-dead gorgeous, but their personality made me want to avoid them at all costs. On the other hand, I`ve know quite a few women that have a few extra pounds, but were so smart, sweet, or funny that they shined far above the others around them.

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Female 178
I really don`t see nothing wrong with this.
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Male 181
She`s not even that fat...wow how is this on the top ten list...it fails
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Male 1,361
With the ammount she fits in there im gonna say that relationship will last a looong time...

joking

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Female 5,139
"Yeah Daisy, sorry to break it to you but ALL guys are shallow."

lol. you just made yourself look like a jerk, speak for yourself dude. not all guys are shallow.

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Male 345
Yeah Daisy, sorry to break it to you but ALL guys are shallow. Don`t believe me, gain a few pounds or stop servin` up the lovin` and see how things change.

BTW, eating is one thing but I believe they call this shoveling...

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Male 11
NOM NOM NOM
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Male 1,918
McGovern1981: Win lol
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Female 1,112
Lame.
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Female 9,402
"What people only eat cake in America????"

No kiding.

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Female 299
this is epic fail.
Marrigae, as forementioned = ceremony.
marriage = partnership.
did you mean that? also, not all boys are shallow. i have a loverly boyfriend. and the guy is marrying her; he knows she likes to eat :)
HOWEVER, i enjoy this picture :D
HUZZAH FOR CONFUSING OPINIONS.
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Male 14,330
"Only in America."

What people only eat cake in America????

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Male 2,703
I just realized how terrible the title was...

wedding=ceremony. it typically doesn`t last more than 6 hours, some don`t last more than 2 hours (including reception).

marriage=commitment. so shouldn`t it technically say, "this marriage isn`t going to last long"?

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Male 148
noooooooo.... a faty!!!
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Female 169
Only in America.
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Female 536
It`s going to last long because something else will long a lot too... get it? GET IT?!
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Male 1,523
I don`t get it!
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Female 509
Yah...so?
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Male 145
Am I the only one that doesn`t get the caption?

Baaww, I feel stupid. :(

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Male 14,330
So she`s eating a wedding cake what are ya supposed to stare at it.
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Female 986
I hear wedding cakes are expensive... I`d eat it too "WASTE I SHALL NOT! I`m getting my money`s worth! *puts on frugality goggles*"
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Male 237
id bang it, i like fat bitches
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Male 516
Now somebody get rid of all these spammers...
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Female 430
O_o
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Male 58
somebody totally needs to kick soniyoo....
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Male 845
i think soniyoo needs to be banhammered.....mods?
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Male 1,505
@ppassion...youre right. she`s not a fattie. at least, thats what she`ll tell her lawyers as she hunkers down with a bucket of kfc.
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Female 205
lol kdawg that isnt what makes women not put out. its the whole "now he is mine" mentality that makes her less insecure. btw im married and my hubby doesnt put out enough for me ;-)
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Male 2,229
It looks like she`s eating a pile of white and pink icing. As disgusting as that is, its probably her first `meal` that day.
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Male 315
Aww...I expected to see some girl sticking a large kitchen knife through the groom`s neck.

BS!

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Male 172
Wedding cake contains that secret ingredient that keeps women from wanting to put out anymore. And she`s loading up.
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Female 320
How come people can say ass and tits on this board, but I can`t say roosterroach??
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Male 249
LMAO @ MrsBren
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Male 506
DELICIOUS CAEK YOU MUST EAT IT
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Male 1,686
ppassion

"OH yeah BTW...SHES NOT FAT!!!!!"

....yet.

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Male 144
Ani187

That`s very true. We stopped at a Krystal hamburger place after the wedding because we were both starving. I think I had a piece of cake, a few shrimp, and a cup of beer. My wife ate even less.

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Female 35
What`s shallow is that cake pan in about fifteen seconds.
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Female 104
OH yeah BTW...SHES NOT FAT!!!!!Everyone has an unflattering pic taken once or twice in their lives.
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Female 104
You think that woman is fat?? OMG!!! Id hate to know what you think obese looks like!
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Male 1,505
Fatties have good birthing hips. Give the bride a bigger spoon.
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Male 168
the wedding band traditionally goes on the left hand. That`s her right hand so it`s probably not the wedding ring.
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Male 527
Hell no I like a woman who can eat she is a keeper alright.
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Male 256
lol @ sewermonkey.... "cheap ring... well I`ll show him"
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Female 4,447
She probably hasn`t eaten all day. Let me tell you, on your wedding day, you grab a bite whenever you can, because you`re go-go-go all day long.
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Female 1,436
Meh, she is probably just trashed and hungry. Let the girl have her day! Om nom nom nom nom
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Male 604
The only problem here is her being fat.
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Male 310
nomnomonomononomononon
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Male 280
Did anyone else notice? The groom skimped on the ring.
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Female 4,028
I don`t... see the problem? Other than it being an unflattering picture.
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Female 107
Uh.. I dont.. find this very funny. So what? let her eat the effing cake.
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Female 134
uh i don`t get it. its just an unflattering shot.
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Male 89
Om nOM NOm!!1!11!1!!!
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Female 1,231
As long as she doesn`t blow up like a balloon, a lot of guys like curves.

One of my guy friends explained it to me thus: "If I wanted to drat someone that looked like a 12 year old boy, I`d find a 12 year old boy. I want a woman, since I`m not a pedo." XD

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Female 15,763
"I get such CRAP everyday for being skinny and looking young...so secretly I don`t feel bad about laughing at this."

Go eat a hamburger! You skinny bitch I can`t believe you complain about your body in the SLIGHTEST! You`re sick and losing weight? LUCKY WHORE.

Just kidding I know how you feel, I have a light frame as well. :3

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Female 683
I don`t really get the humor in this.
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Male 20
That looks like a spoon full of icing, awesome!
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Female 761
lol, i just and i aint even blaming this on her...technically but the first thing my mind went to was the pink hippo in hungry hungry hippo. excuse me *rotflmao*
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Female 24
She`s not that fat...
But that`s a GORGEOUS dress.

So there.

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Female 143
I get such CRAP everyday for being skinny and looking young...so secretly I don`t feel bad about laughing at this.
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Female 15,763
How rude!

She obviously married the cake, and it`s incredibly insensitive of you not to know that.

Hmph.

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Male 172
she certainly is talented with her big mouth
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Female 173
Be nice. Maybe he loves her because of her talent of stuffing an entire wedge of cake in her mouth!
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Female 2,695
ohmyjesus that is nothing but icing, eww
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Male 1,204
i`m hungry
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Female 4,197
wow, a most unflattering wedding pic
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Male 301
OM NOM NOM NOM
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Male 58
Yes and social status(wealth) encouraged those women the same way media does now.

And even those women were still healthy looking. And that`s the whole point of my argument. There is no shallow. You are attracted to healthiness. And women of long ago were by NO means fat. Even by todays standards. A little curvy. Yes. But fat? Definitely not.

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Female 1,682
Hm. I really dont think being thick is bad. I mean, i would never want to be, because i find it unattractive. But, alot of men find thick women beautiful. So saying that a marriage wont "last long" because a girl gains a bit of weight, is a bit...f*cked up in my opinion, and is why girls end up being conscious of thier weight, since they think all men want super model skinny, which, half the time isnt true. Most of the time men want curves aka ass, tits, hips...an hourglass figure. Just throwing that out there >.>
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Male 76
Why would the wedding not last long? Is it cuz she`s hogging all the cake?
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Male 931
aww who cares about all these trivial argument that have spouted over this picture, i`l keep it simple:
ROFLCAKES
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Female 525
"Did you think it was coincidence that all (straight)men for the most part find the same qualities in women attractive?"
Uhm..it`s a coincidence because Media encourages thin girls to be attractive. A long time ago, pale-ness and heavy-ness was considered to be attractive because it meant the person was wealthy. Look at greek statues of woman and you`ll notice all the bodies to be a bit curvilicious.
9/10 very thin girls I meet don`t even work out and I can out run all of them. Being thin does not equal fit.
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Male 58
Yes I know which is why I said FIT and skinny.... not just skinny.
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Female 1,264
Now, in the main issue...Man there is no caek!!! Party is over guys D:
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Female 1,264
@RaptorHawk
Doctors say it`s healthier to be up to 10 kilos over your "ideal" weight, than 5 below it. The reason? Women need fat to produce hormones, so skinny women have sometimes hormonal issues. So much for reproduction. There is a difference between healthy and skinny.
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Male 15,510
Did she ate the groom :-/
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Male 12,138
Awww, harsh. If you can`t pig out and have a good time on your wedding day, when can you?
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Male 422
Whats with the fat broad? I dont get it...XD
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Female 122
That is hot. I mean it.
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Male 2,395
Someone couldn`t wait till dessert. ;D
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Male 1,629
"t`s shallow to want your wife to keep healthy and look nice?" 9 outta 10 of the skinny girls u see are far from healthy. this here is a fine example of a REAL woman and she obviously didnt eat the whole thing, she is picking at the remnants of the cake more likely
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Male 58
There`s no such thing as shallow. You`re only purpose in life is to reporduce. Being fit and skinny is a sign of being healthy. Being out of shape and fat is a sign of being unhealthy. The healthier your mate, the better chances of you getting healthy offspring.

Did you think it was coincidence that all (straight)men for the most part find the same qualities in women attractive?

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Male 1,629
"Adoras
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
162 Posts Tuesday, June 23, 2009 6:27:19 PM
i am not shallow, i would tap that twice right now (if she was not married)"

i dont care if she`s married. if she doesnt reject your advances she shouldnt be married. i will admit that she doesnt look her best with the food half in her face but i can tell she is a beautiful chubby fox normally

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Male 5,190
Whatever she`s eating looks yummy.
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Male 2,125
@jadedtortois
No it`s saying the wedding won`t last long because she`s finishing off all the cake. So no one is really gonna get any cake.
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Male 265
i am not shallow, i would tap that twice right now (if she was not married)
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Male 104
LOL FEMINIST POST FAIL
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Male 2,582
Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz..
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Male 182
"i dont get it"
^^^This
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Female 779
**big but pig works too...
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Female 779
I think the poster is implying that the marriage won`t last long because shes going to get pig and fat XD Shallow indeed.
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Male 86
I think that it`s interesting that a female posted this, and is blaming the guys for being shallow jerks... yet the guys who are posting don`t even get it.... so who`s being shallow? This picture would never have even caught my attention if it wasn`t on iambored...
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Male 2,125
" I`m just saying, guys are shallow jerks, that`s all."

I think EVERYONE is gonna be upset that she ate ALL the cake. Not just the guys..

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Male 2,034
No, that wedding`s not going to last very long at all, they`re gonna run out of cake soon.
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Male 101
i dont get it
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Male 180
They may be together for a while. She seems like she`d give good head, given how much cake is in her mouth.
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Male 833
well atleast the title is correct... im sure the wedding only lasted about an hour tops, the marriage on the other hand im not so sure about
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Female 721
Hey, let the woman have her cake. That`s the last time she`ll ever look that good anyway.
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Male 103
/thread
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Male 483
It`s shallow to want your wife to keep healthy and look nice?
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Female 302
Link: This Wedding Is Not Going To Last Very Long [Pic] [Rate Link] - I`m just saying, guys are shallow jerks, that`s all.
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