These Ducks Must Be Pretty Special [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

"Aw, mom, but I *wanted* to molest the ducks!"
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Female 188
bwahaha.
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Female 20
ha ha
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Male 3,842
LandoGriffin: I don`t like you.

And who are you? I`ve never heard of you.

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Male 3,842
That`s not what my dictionary says:
mo·lest
(tr.v.) mo·lest·ed, mo·lest·ing, mo·lests
To disturb, interfere with, or annoy.

Nothing sexual about it.

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Male 15,510
Molest: "The act of making unwanted and indecent advances to someone, especially for sexual gratification."
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Male 10
17.04.480 Changing Clothes 25

poo, I can`t change clothes.

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Female 528
LandoGriffin: I don`t like you.
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Male 612
Honestly, they couldn`t have just put "do not disturb"
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Male 3,842
L.A. actually has a code for that.
LOS ANGELES COUNTY CODE

Nice link, kja1995, but a bit long. I suggest to anyone interested to scroll down to number 17.04.470

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Male 3,842
"they are spanish speaking people because to brother is molesterse in spanish..."

No it is not. "brother" is "hermano" Perhaps you meant to write that "bother" is "molestar" (you don`t need the "se" at the end unless you are doing it to yourself). Now, I see you`re from Australia, so I`ll let it slide, but you do realize that many people around the world really do speak Spanish, since it is clear that you don`t, why do you try to explain a language that you don`t speak? Finally, the sign is clearly written in English, not Spanish, but "molest" is an English word, too. It means "bother" or "annoy" in this case.

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Male 3,842
To "Molest" something means to bother it. What did you think it means?
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Male 2,199
lol, molestarse is to bother oneself...
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Female 895
Aw daymn..
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Male 2,125
Who wouldn`t wanna molest those sexy ducks? ;D =p
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Male 524
This is what it says on all do not feed signs.....
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Male 1,184
Drixi: Try taking a Spanish class before teaching us Spanish.

It`s "to bother", not "to brother", and it`s "molestar", not "molesterse".

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Female 1,436
ooo la la - hawt ducks!
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Male 369
they are spanish speaking people because to brother is molesterse in spanish...
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Male 985
Dat asss
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Female 101
perigee: in that construction `or` is correct.
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Male 82
Lawviz: The sign does prompt some good binary logic; they didn`t bother to say "nor".
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Male 8,300
Duck sitting beside the road, watching the cars go by. A chicken comes up to him and says "You`re not thinking of crossing, are you?" "Yeah", says the duck, "why?" The chicken says, "Well for gawds sake don`t let any Humans see you do it, you`ll never hear the end of it!"
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Male 1,557
There`s some people here who don`t seem to realise that `molest` is a word that doesn`t just mean sexually.
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Male 3,619
dang, buts thats some fine duck trunks....
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Male 174
I think you`ll just have to make do with one or the other Lawviz XD
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Male 429
It says don`t feed "or" molest...does that mean feeding AND molest is allowed?
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Male 39
why
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Male 13
who would do such a thing?!
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Female 51
At state park in tx iy says dont molest alligators.
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Female 7
only in some states
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Male 2,748
um, i think that`s illegal
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Female 408
what?...
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Female 1,401
TKD! you would rather have them ducks over my sexy Lamprey Vajay jay?
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Male 2,788
"A man finds a duck and decides to take it to the cinema with him. He tries to buy two tickets, but the attendant says "Oi, you can`t bring that duck in here!" So he goes around the corner, stuffs the duck down his trousers, goes back and buys a ticket and goes in to watch the movie. He sits down and undoes his fly so the duck can stick its head out, and they settle in to watch.

There are two old ladies sitting next to him. "Madge!" whispers the one sitting next to him, to her companion, "the man beside me has his fly undone... and his thingy out!"

"Oh relax", says her friend, "we`re old, we`ve seen it all before."

"But this one is eating my popcorn!!" "


interesting to say the least?

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Male 281
um......
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Male 3,755
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
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Male 8,300
A man finds a duck and decides to take it to the cinema with him. He tries to buy two tickets, but the attendant says "Oi, you can`t bring that duck in here!" So he goes around the corner, stuffs the duck down his trousers, goes back and buys a ticket and goes in to watch the movie. He sits down and undoes his fly so the duck can stick its head out, and they settle in to watch.

There are two old ladies sitting next to him. "Madge!" whispers the one sitting next to him, to her companion, "the man beside me has his fly undone... and his thingy out!"

"Oh relax", says her friend, "we`re old, we`ve seen it all before."

"But this one is eating my popcorn!!"

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Male 4,793
risk a little jail time for molesting those sexy ducks? totally worth it, i mean, look at them, they are just so hot!
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Female 1,412
lol i love funny signs
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Male 123
L.A. actually has a code for that.
LOS ANGELES COUNTY CODE
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Male 6
ahaha
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Female 105
lmao wow
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Male 1,218
I don`t know, those ducks are pretty hot.
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Male 5,189
Lulz.
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Female 961
only in Cali
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Female 176
we have signs like this in wilmington
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Male 181
Frito is right, it`s just our society has added the connotation of rape to molestation.
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Male 199
You know, molest means "to bother" and doesn`t necessarily mean sexually.
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Male 599
lol nido
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Female 122
For the best. I`ve heard they bite.
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Male 4,680
Hey, if there`s grass on the field, play ball.
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Male 4,004
"L.A. County code 17.04.470- Animals -- Injuring or killing prohibited"

I just googled it and I got:
"17.04.470 Molesting Animals 250"

The 250 in the fine, in dollars. If you manage to get away with it 1/3 the time, it will only cost you $75 to f*ck a duck...

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Male 9,305
Every year over 500 ducks are molested.

Every year 100 of those ducks commit suicide or suffer from mental instability because of that molestation.

Please, if you or someone you know molests ducks...

CUT IT OUT YA FREAK! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?

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Male 928
Reminds me of the South Park episode Chickenlover. Except that was with chickens.
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Female 394
here ducky ducky ducky...

LOLz it`s actualy listed under the county code;

L.A. County code 17.04.470- Animals -- Injuring or killing prohibited
"A person shall not molest, hunt, disturb, injure, shoot at, take, net, poison, wound, harm, kill or remove from any park or riding and hiking trail any kind of animal."
It`s sad that we even have to make laws against this sort of thing, but funny none the less^^

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Female 304
Those ducks were asking for it...it`s not wrong if they like it, right? }-)
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Female 673
I think I`d much rather molest butterflies. They tickle. ;-)
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Female 650
theres a song called sex with ducks??
O.o
Thats just retarded.
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Male 15,510
This has gone insane since the release of that song "sex with ducks"
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Female 31
but they look sooo freakin molestable!! <3
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Female 177
what the heck lol
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Female 710
Woooah baby ducks turn mer on I CAN`T HELP IT.
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Male 1,505
Par for the course in L.A.
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Female 9,572
I don`t like ducks that much...
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Male 7,933
Pat Robertson was right
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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 4,807
Wow.. the Ha Ha police must have "Molested" muso girl and lucem.... Molested as in ANNOY. LOL
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Female 3,726
Molest, meaning to bother B-|

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Male 579
I think it`s time people stopped using the term "molest" when they mean to not annoy/disturb something.
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Male 241
thanks buzz killington
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Male 92
"Sorry to burst your bubbles kiddies but Molest also can mean to annoy" damn and I wanted to be the one to clear that up ):
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Female 19
Sorry to burst your bubbles kiddies but Molest also can mean to annoy

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Male 105
It`s interesting... oddly enough it`s happened before hence the reason why the sign is up... I am Lamchop.. and I approve this picture.
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Male 4,807
Micheal Jackson`s pond at the Neverland ranch?
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Male 20,899
Link: These Ducks Must Be Pretty Special [Pic] [Rate Link] - `Aw, mom, but I *wanted* to molest the ducks!`
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