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Date: 06/05/09 07:16 PM

75 Responses to These Ducks Must Be Pretty Special [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 6:25 am
    Link: These Ducks Must Be Pretty Special - `Aw, mom, but I *wanted* to molest the ducks!`
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 6:29 am
    Micheal Jackson`s pond at the Neverland ranch?
  3. Profile photo of Lamchop
    Lamchop Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 6:30 am
    It`s interesting... oddly enough it`s happened before hence the reason why the sign is up... I am Lamchop.. and I approve this picture.
  4. Profile photo of muso_girl
    muso_girl Female 18-29
    19 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 6:37 am
    Sorry to burst your bubbles kiddies but Molest also can mean to annoy

  5. Profile photo of Lucem
    Lucem Male 18-29
    92 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 6:46 am
    "Sorry to burst your bubbles kiddies but Molest also can mean to annoy" damn and I wanted to be the one to clear that up ):
  6. Profile photo of muhtalikuh
    muhtalikuh Male 18-29
    241 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 6:53 am
    thanks buzz killington
  7. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 7:01 am
    I think it`s time people stopped using the term "molest" when they mean to not annoy/disturb something.
  8. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 7:39 am
    Molest, meaning to bother B-|

  9. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 7:46 am
    Wow.. the Ha Ha police must have "Molested" muso girl and lucem.... Molested as in ANNOY. LOL
  10. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 7:53 am
    lol
  11. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 8:20 am
    Pat Robertson was right
  12. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 8:27 am
    I don`t like ducks that much...
  13. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 8:51 am
    Par for the course in L.A.
  14. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 8:52 am
    Woooah baby ducks turn mer on I CAN`T HELP IT.
  15. Profile photo of mearnhart
    mearnhart Female 18-29
    177 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 9:51 am
    what the heck lol
  16. Profile photo of Velvet_heart
    Velvet_heart Female 18-29
    31 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 10:07 am
    but they look sooo freakin molestable!! <3
  17. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 10:23 am
    This has gone insane since the release of that song "sex with ducks"
  18. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 11:24 am
    theres a song called sex with ducks??
    O.o
    Thats just retarded.
  19. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 11:29 am
    I think I`d much rather molest butterflies. They tickle. ;-)
  20. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Those ducks were asking for it...it`s not wrong if they like it, right? }-)
  21. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 11:58 am
    here ducky ducky ducky...

    LOLz it`s actualy listed under the county code;

    L.A. County code 17.04.470- Animals -- Injuring or killing prohibited
    "A person shall not molest, hunt, disturb, injure, shoot at, take, net, poison, wound, harm, kill or remove from any park or riding and hiking trail any kind of animal."
    It`s sad that we even have to make laws against this sort of thing, but funny none the less^^

  22. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Reminds me of the South Park episode Chickenlover. Except that was with chickens.
  23. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Every year over 500 ducks are molested.

    Every year 100 of those ducks commit suicide or suffer from mental instability because of that molestation.

    Please, if you or someone you know molests ducks...

    CUT IT OUT YA FREAK! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?

  24. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    "L.A. County code 17.04.470- Animals -- Injuring or killing prohibited"

    I just googled it and I got:
    "17.04.470 Molesting Animals 250"

    The 250 in the fine, in dollars. If you manage to get away with it 1/3 the time, it will only cost you $75 to f*ck a duck...

  25. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    Hey, if there`s grass on the field, play ball.
  26. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    For the best. I`ve heard they bite.
  27. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    lol nido
  28. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    You know, molest means "to bother" and doesn`t necessarily mean sexually.
  29. Profile photo of The_tru_bob
    The_tru_bob Male 18-29
    181 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Frito is right, it`s just our society has added the connotation of rape to molestation.
  30. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    we have signs like this in wilmington
  31. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    only in Cali
  32. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    I don`t know, those ducks are pretty hot.
  33. Profile photo of MsParamore
    MsParamore Female 13-17
    105 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    lmao wow
  34. Profile photo of TheAsian
    TheAsian Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    ahaha
  35. Profile photo of kja1995
    kja1995 Male 18-29
    124 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    L.A. actually has a code for that.
    LOS ANGELES COUNTY CODE
  36. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    lol i love funny signs
  37. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    risk a little jail time for molesting those sexy ducks? totally worth it, i mean, look at them, they are just so hot!
  38. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    A man finds a duck and decides to take it to the cinema with him. He tries to buy two tickets, but the attendant says "Oi, you can`t bring that duck in here!" So he goes around the corner, stuffs the duck down his trousers, goes back and buys a ticket and goes in to watch the movie. He sits down and undoes his fly so the duck can stick its head out, and they settle in to watch.

    There are two old ladies sitting next to him. "Madge!" whispers the one sitting next to him, to her companion, "the man beside me has his fly undone... and his thingy out!"

    "Oh relax", says her friend, "we`re old, we`ve seen it all before."

    "But this one is eating my popcorn!!"

  39. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
  40. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    um......
  41. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    "A man finds a duck and decides to take it to the cinema with him. He tries to buy two tickets, but the attendant says "Oi, you can`t bring that duck in here!" So he goes around the corner, stuffs the duck down his trousers, goes back and buys a ticket and goes in to watch the movie. He sits down and undoes his fly so the duck can stick its head out, and they settle in to watch.

    There are two old ladies sitting next to him. "Madge!" whispers the one sitting next to him, to her companion, "the man beside me has his fly undone... and his thingy out!"

    "Oh relax", says her friend, "we`re old, we`ve seen it all before."

    "But this one is eating my popcorn!!" "


    interesting to say the least?

  42. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    TKD! you would rather have them ducks over my sexy Lamprey Vajay jay?
  43. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    what?...
  44. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    um, i think that`s illegal
  45. Profile photo of roses_4_u21
    roses_4_u21 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    only in some states
  46. Profile photo of Amous
    Amous Female 18-29
    51 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    At state park in tx iy says dont molest alligators.
  47. Profile photo of ironNeil
    ironNeil Male 13-17
    13 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    who would do such a thing?!
  48. Profile photo of philipni
    philipni Male 30-39
    39 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    why
  49. Profile photo of Lawviz
    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    It says don`t feed "or" molest...does that mean feeding AND molest is allowed?
  50. Profile photo of FireEmerald
    FireEmerald Male 13-17
    174 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    I think you`ll just have to make do with one or the other Lawviz XD
  51. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 12:37 am
    dang, buts thats some fine duck trunks....
  52. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 2:03 am
    There`s some people here who don`t seem to realise that `molest` is a word that doesn`t just mean sexually.
  53. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 3:53 am
    Duck sitting beside the road, watching the cars go by. A chicken comes up to him and says "You`re not thinking of crossing, are you?" "Yeah", says the duck, "why?" The chicken says, "Well for gawds sake don`t let any Humans see you do it, you`ll never hear the end of it!"
  54. Profile photo of perigee
    perigee Male 18-29
    82 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 4:13 am
    Lawviz: The sign does prompt some good binary logic; they didn`t bother to say "nor".
  55. Profile photo of Seccrenicche
    Seccrenicche Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 4:23 am
    perigee: in that construction `or` is correct.
  56. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 5:39 am
    Dat asss
  57. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 6:00 am
    they are spanish speaking people because to brother is molesterse in spanish...
  58. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 7:25 am
    ooo la la - hawt ducks!
  59. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 9:42 am
    Drixi: Try taking a Spanish class before teaching us Spanish.

    It`s "to bother", not "to brother", and it`s "molestar", not "molesterse".

  60. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 10:09 am
    This is what it says on all do not feed signs.....
  61. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 10:25 am
    Who wouldn`t wanna molest those sexy ducks? ;D =p
  62. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 10:46 am
    Aw daymn..
  63. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 11:43 am
    lol, molestarse is to bother oneself...
  64. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    To "Molest" something means to bother it. What did you think it means?
  65. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    "they are spanish speaking people because to brother is molesterse in spanish..."

    No it is not. "brother" is "hermano" Perhaps you meant to write that "bother" is "molestar" (you don`t need the "se" at the end unless you are doing it to yourself). Now, I see you`re from Australia, so I`ll let it slide, but you do realize that many people around the world really do speak Spanish, since it is clear that you don`t, why do you try to explain a language that you don`t speak? Finally, the sign is clearly written in English, not Spanish, but "molest" is an English word, too. It means "bother" or "annoy" in this case.

  66. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    L.A. actually has a code for that.
    LOS ANGELES COUNTY CODE

    Nice link, kja1995, but a bit long. I suggest to anyone interested to scroll down to number 17.04.470

  67. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Honestly, they couldn`t have just put "do not disturb"
  68. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    LandoGriffin: I don`t like you.
  69. Profile photo of awolf
    awolf Male 13-17
    10 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    17.04.480 Changing Clothes 25

    poo, I can`t change clothes.

  70. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    Molest: "The act of making unwanted and indecent advances to someone, especially for sexual gratification."
  71. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    That`s not what my dictionary says:
    mo·lest
    (tr.v.) mo·lest·ed, mo·lest·ing, mo·lests
    To disturb, interfere with, or annoy.

    Nothing sexual about it.

  72. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    LandoGriffin: I don`t like you.

    And who are you? I`ve never heard of you.

  73. Profile photo of xXxELLOxXx
    xXxELLOxXx Female 13-17
    20 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 9:55 am
    ha ha
  74. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    bwahaha.

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