The Official WTF of the Day [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

Anyone want to weigh in on who, or what, this thing is? Guy? Girl? Gay albino vampire?
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Male 1
At least we know he isn`t part of twilight... no sparkles >_<;
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Male 78
OH MY GOD.
*unpleasant shivers*
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Male 169
Yerp. He definetly is a fudge packer
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Female 357
This... scared me...
*cowers*
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Male 244
*head esplodes*
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Female 103
I... I almost can`t look away from the eye-nipples...
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Female 5
MMMMMMMMMMMM!!! That is one SEXY BEAST!!! LOL!! JK ;-)
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Female 713
I hate kids -_- I guess fangs are cool since they are the new thing.
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Female 61
fangs r effin sweet
id tap it :3
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Female 173
MOTHER OF A GOAT NUT.

that`s hawt.
sexy beast.

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Female 72
I`m loving the short shorts...

Fangs rock too.

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Female 91
no no no no. EW!!!
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Female 48
Just... uh, I can`t even say anything.
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Female 1,063
For FK sakes.... EWWW!
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Male 949
It`s obviously a Twilight fangirl.

Someone`s probably said that already, but I`m too lazy to read the bazillion comments posted.
I mean, seriously, 9 pages of comments over a single photo?

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Male 658
OH GOD WHY!?

Seriously, did he do that to himself just so he could pretend to be a sea monster? I really hope he has no kids. Ever.

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Female 17
i cant imagine him being able to go out into public without everyone screaming in terror
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Female 931
lmao, love the nipples
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Female 291
check out the nips. lol
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Male 332
That must have been one serious bet.
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Female 3
Its the new Daisy Duke!
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Male 690
This is Baron Panzifer von Fancypantz, the world`s only outdoorsy, tattooed skincare vampire. This rambuncious bloodsucker is out there, roaming the Georgia outback, even as we speak. Soooo frightening.
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Female 1,395
Confused Minotaur with alopecia.
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Female 1,436
A guy that is a transgender, albino vampire.

Also, if I ever saw this thing on the street. . . . I would probably pee a little bit.

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Male 166
That`s me.
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Male 617
andellerae...


WTF!???
"proper custom fang maker"!???
wait, is that like a career path?

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Female 512
He should be a model on that hunkwear website...
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Female 837
It`s a dude, possibly gay, with fangs that are much too long for his jaw structure. Whoever made them did a terrible job. No proper custom fang maker would allow a customer to walk away with something that could permanently damage their teeth.
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Female 5
Im not sure which is scarier.

The fangs, or the fact that he is wearing Daisy Dukes in the second one...

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Female 4,376
Just a very strange man.
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Male 204
I`ve seen this guy before. On Television, I think.
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Female 41
If you ask me who or what this is, I simply call him/her/it disgusting.
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Female 1,231
It`s gotta be a dude...

Of a species other than homo sapiens, that`s for sure. >.>

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Male 60
The role of Edward in New Moon will be played by...
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Female 88
i go with gay albino vampire =] aka my cousin richard
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Female 64
im scared.....*hides face*....HOLY poo IT LOOKS LIKE MY SPANISH TEACHER
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Female 77
This is wrong as it gets.
If not, worst...
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Female 15
Mommy?
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Female 52
what a foxy kitten
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Female 5,222
a dude in makeup with a BA tattoo
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Female 1,269
i am frightened...
will someone hold me...
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Female 176
nipple eyes ftw
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Male 480
that is some really short shorts for such a muscle man with horrible tattoos
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Male 20
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
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Female 52
WTF indeed.
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Male 5
isn`t that your mother?
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Male 13
yikes..
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Male 147
what is that thing?
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Male 349
...carrot top?
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Male 2,510
People like this should be shot at birth.
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Male 1,232
I think it`s a guy...
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Female 18
How indescribably hideous.
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Female 710
Uhhh...I don`t even think it`s human.
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Female 859
im having a hard time figuring out the gender of this... this thing..
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Male 1,704
urgh!!
why?
even long blue fingernails....
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Male 173
Hes an outie. lol
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Female 18
its carrot top!!
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Female 390
oh lawd.

i can has eye bleach?

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Male 562
... Sexy.
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Male 63
it hurts my eyes and it hurts my faith in humanity.
oh lawdy why?
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Male 334

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Male 438
i`m all for people living the way they want as long as they don`t hurt anyone, but DAMN!
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Female 157

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Male 601
Well, he can`t be an albino or a vampire because neither can live in the sunlight. Obviously he`s just gay and looking for attention.
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Male 838
This... this isn`t right, people. I think we can all stand up and say this is over the line. I don`t think it matters if you`re gay, straight, male, female.. I think we all agree. This is too much. Dear god man. Now I`ll have nightmares again. Terrific.
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Female 430
I`ll go with the gay albino vampire option...
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Male 245
Looks like he`s going for some kind of tranny thing. Face and the jorts from (or at least based on) a woman, the tattoo and hulking upper body from a man... confusing on so many levels...
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Female 895
the hair is the worst part of that train wreck..EW visual image EW EW!! God damn you IAB i`ll have to pour bleach in my eyes.
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Female 41
lol @ thissitesuk, yes, yes they do, the are called jorts, go dawgs
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Male 4,014
I`m not pleased with this. What bothers me more is that he knows people, and odds are at least one of them likes him.
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Female 83
Holy Jesus...what is that?! WTF IS THAT!
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Male 40
Gators wear jean shorts!!!
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Male 787
Hm. For some reason this seems like something I could see myself dressing up as on the weekends.
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Female 20
um what that is it a girl a guy a snake
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Male 2,125
NSFL!! Not safe for life!! DX
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Male 914
kill it
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Male 2,506
UNSEEING ERROR STUCK SEEING NOOO
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Female 51
Grill cheese the second time around NOT GOOD!
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Male 788
haha thats great
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Male 374
KILL IT !!!!!
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Male 43
AHHH!
D:
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Female 1,578
CANNOT UNSEE.
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Female 528
We like short shorts!
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Female 18

While it dose look insanely like a gay albino vampire, i believe it may actualy be Francis Dollarhyde`s gay retarded brother.
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Female 206
0_0
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Male 12,365
I think this gay vampire isn`t pale enough to be an albino.
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Female 4,197
im voting gay albino vampire
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Female 609
ew! OMG
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Female 192
God help me. I can`t breathe.
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Male 505
Yup, gay albino vampire sounds pretty accurate to me.
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Female 2,695
well alrighty then..
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Male 1,958
And yet, this wonderful site keeps fueling the things of my nightmares.
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Male 331
the tattoos look awesome (other than the weird nipple eyes o_O ) but what`s messed up is his face inc. teeth!
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Male 5,189
Seeing as I see nipples..eye nipples? I will say it`s a guy.....?
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Female 195
"how much dope did he need to be convinced to do this?"
uhm im pretty sure this wasnt some kind of dope driven dare thing,
this guys just f*cking weird
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Male 307
bah ha ha the hair band makes him look silly.
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Male 74
AAAAAAAARRRGHHH!!
*runs off screaming*
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Female 157
OH GOD! IT`S WORSE THAN THE GOOGLE STREET VIEW GIRLS!!!!!
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Male 436
HOLY poo!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I haven`t laughed this hard in a while.

HAHAHAHA JESUS HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Male 596
how much dope did he need to be convinced to do this?
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Female 17
100% gay albino vampire
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Male 4,311
I normally found upon making fun of someone because they are different but this time I`ll make an exception.
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Male 30
lol i made my little sister cry showing this to her xD
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Male 17
Hes australian what do you expect!
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Male 75
I think this should be an official WTF of the decade
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Male 105
*Cries* WHAT IS IT!?
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Male 897
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Kill it with fire!
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Female 50
Dude, it`s got never-nude shorts! I kind of wish it would use them... so wrong.

True story: They felt the need to specify that you couldn`t show your gluteal fold (bottom of you bottom) in my high school`s dress code.

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Male 2
butji, drating lol !
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Male 153
I did not need to see this.
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Female 423
fail.....
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Male 54
Looks like Carrot top finally snapped.
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Female 14
I`d tap that.
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Male 103
he is part of the cast of twilight 3
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Female 444
Mysterymagic!
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Male 23
I`m told this style is actually rather common for body builders/wrestlers in Russia.
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Male 394
its a guy ... i think?
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Male 3,819
... wut.
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Male 139
Wesley Snipes refused to star in "Blade 4" when he found out this would be his next enemy :-O
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Male 3,296
so is he like gay?
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Female 901
i`m gonna go with the gay albino vampire.
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Female 1,944
LOL at the nipple tatoos
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Male 342
Kill it, kill it with fire, kill it now!!!
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Male 480
"Ecstasy+Steroids="

HAHAHA! That`s EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!!!

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Female 282
i like how he has snake eyes for nipples
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Male 353
i`m genuinelly confused, WTF is that thing?!
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Male 438
Ecstasy+Steroids=
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Male 103
Guy`s all `roided up...
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Female 24
*shudders*
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Male 1,788
It`s....terrifying.
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Male 2,388
the guys a phreak
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Female 128
thank you iab, I am now going to have nightmares about this for months...
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Male 1,256
I`d love to see what this turns into in about 30 years.

*throws up in mouth...a lot*
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Female 47
whats with the short shorts and thong?
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Male 623
Edward Cullen?
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Male 629
Imagine it in 30 years.
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Male 1,596
techno-vampire
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Male 814
Do i want to weigh in on this? No, not particularly...
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Female 2,927
guy with makeup, on steroids and a dumb tattoo
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Male 62
I`ll take, "people you wouldn`t want to meet in a dark alley for 500."
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Male 13,630
If I met Him/her, I dont know if I would run or Laugh
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Male 1,523
Uuuuhhhhaaarghlghrghl!!!!
Harsrhraaaaawwwglszzzz!
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Male 345
Somewhere in Georgia there is a chick in a trailer who is trying to figure out where her shorts went.
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Female 223
"Anyone want to weigh in on who, or what, this thing is? Guy? Girl? Gay albino vampire?"

try studmuffin!

ow-ooowwww

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Male 310
i think he might be gay...
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Female 1
actually is a german (male) body builder. i saw this pic on bme a while ago.
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Male 1,505
Pictures of this freak keep popping up and every time I see him, I throw up in my mouth a little bit.
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Female 470
but...but...why the eyes for nipples?!
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Female 28
It`s not albino cos it has bleached blonde hair - but anything that ugly and messed up has got to be american thats for sure

very funny, sossboy. according to this, he`s russian. but nice try!
http://flabbergastedly.com/?p=87

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Male 215
There are no pockets... that`s not practical at all! Where does he keep his wallet?
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Male 10,855
Those pants look like part of his tattoo.
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Female 171
:-|


;-/

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Female 15,763
Yeah wait... why is he in a river?

o_O

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Male 107
of coarse the most dangerous creature of the southern rivers "the gayfish" be careful. one bite can turn you too into the biggest homo in the world.
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Male 89
If Carrot-top were blond...
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Male 189
Oh. My. God. IT`S GAY-HULK-ZILLA!!! Run for your lives!
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Female 67
omfg...thats so scary!!

xD

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Male 1,718
I would rather see a massive water snake coming towards me than that.
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Male 255
one word

HAWT

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Male 1,297
...fail?
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Male 211
defnitley a gay albino vamp
gay because he has no shirt on but he has a thong on albino cus well hes albino-ish and vampire because look at him
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Male 4,867
....woah!
if i saw that thing in a river i`d run for the fcuking border!
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Male 493
This was on englishrussia. Disturbing.
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Male 795
What about the blue fingernail extensions? Hot...
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Female 446
its edward cullen!
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Male 741
the blue hair band just sets the whole thing off perfectly.
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Male 35
OHH I think I see him sparkle.
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Female 241
the guy in the picture doesn`t bother me
as much as the guy who took the picture, then edited it to make it look like they were on top
of one another, would.
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Male 2,332
I think it`s carrot top`s spouse.
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Female 16
Whatever it is...we can`t kill it with water or sunlight!
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Female 135
Can`t be a vampire. It`s not sparkly enough.
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Male 20
It`s not albino cos it has bleached blonde hair - but anything that ugly and messed up has got to be american thats for sure
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Female 47
im speechless
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Male 160
Hence, the existence of mental facilities.
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Male 17,511
ya, I`d go with all of the above. Hermaphrodite gay albino vampire.
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Male 275
I burst out laughing once this loaded
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Female 15,763
Uncle Jim, get back inside and talk your damn medications...

Sorry guys, I`d like to personally apologize on his behalf. Everyone has a crazy uncle!

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Male 7,933
look at the nails!
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Female 2,672
ah man, its wearing a thong, tht is so wrong

^hehe it rhymes :P

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Female 346
WTF is up with his nipples!?!
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Male 237
thats simple, its an american!
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Male 1,091
Well, all I know is that he`s not albino... the rest could be true.
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Male 3,755
Whatever that thing is, mommy and daddy didn`t pay enough attention to it.
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Male 2,004
nuff said

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Male 1,140
that was my private time, i told mom not to upload that DAMNIT!
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Female 2,509
OMG OMG I just saw the blue nails LOL ROFL LMAO can`t....breath
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Male 2,395
Oh my gawd, how can I unsee it? D:
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Female 2,509
what tha,,, huh, hmmm...what`s up with the blue headband LOL
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Male 579
Mom? Dad? Is that you?
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Female 464
Kill it with fire.
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Male 81
it looks half chupacabra-like
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Male 516
Wow, this is the first time I`ve actually ever said "What the drat" out loud to the WTF of the day!! And I`ll say it again, "What the drat!"
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Male 4,807
Kill it, KILL IT NOW !!!!
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Male 130
It`s called pathetic
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Female 50
(scroll---> to see pic)

I`m sorry, is it wearing a little girl`s headband? Does that mean it ate a little girl or that it wants to be a little girl? Both? Either way, that`s sad.

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Male 1,347
lol rick s you totally saved me there i was wondering what was going on
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Female 165
my eyes! they are bleeding!
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Male 3,343
(SCROLL --> TO SEE PIC)

I was going with Carrot Top`s Brother.

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Female 159
w.
t.
f.
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Male 15,510
Not sure if vampire, but definitely Gay Albino
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Male 426
does everyone know that that is CARROTHEAD...he changed his hair
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Male 1,072
Freak!
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Male 864
I`m just curious how he makes the money to get all that work done... And then how he keeps making money.

And did anyone else find it strange that the last picture is him in a thong walking into some water...

I think this one deserve WTF of the year.

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Female 3,726
I had to look at that twice...oh my fu*...wha..what the?
Is it safe to assume there are NO mirrors in his house?
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Female 49
Why would ANYONE want to look like that? I mean, really???
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Male 427
Stephanie Meyer decided to keep the story alive with a new twist: Gay vampires don`t sparkle.
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Female 1,306
i`m going to support the gay albino vampire theory.
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Male 1,129
If i looked like that id kick my own ass
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Male 19
were do these people keep coming from? :@
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Male 57
now when he says "bite me"...he means it...and not in the sfw way...
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Male 3,425
Egad! That`s... that`s just wrong... *shudders*
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Male 541
someone didn`t get hugged enough when they were little
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Male 75
Oh crap, he got out again..
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Female 455
... Oh god, my eyes. I`m gonna go with the gay albino vampire suggestion. Wow.
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Male 71
please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!please be a man!
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Male 5,314
WTF!!!
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Male 21,015
Link: The Official WTF of the Day [Pic] [Rate Link] - Anyone want to weigh in on who, or what, this thing is? Guy? Girl? Gay albino vampire?
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