The Nutmobile [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in

The good thing about this guy"s car is that he"s telling you right off the bat that he"s a complete douchebag. NSFW.
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Male 11
Am I seriously the only one who honestly thinks this is dratin shooped?!
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Male 11
this is hilarious. the size of his nuts are inversly related to the size of his frontal lobe. but he is funny!!
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Male 326
I hate people who mod their crappy vehicles. My car sucks. I am aware of the fact, and will not spend thousands of dollars on making it look trashy. I`d rather save for a Chrysler 300 or Dodge Circuit (which will rule when it comes out in 2010).
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Male 617
worst type of person...
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Male 37
ahhh! so many things are wrong with this pic!
but anyway, he`s probably tying to make up for the nuts he doesn`t have:
Girl: `So, what do you say we go back to my place?`
Douche: `Sure, but my nuts are on the back of my car so don`t get any ideas`
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Female 88
I`ve seen that on a crappy, rusty Dodge. Really. We don`t care that you`re a complete a$$.
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Male 275
loooooooooool creative
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Female 77
So, he thinks his car is totally pimped out with a set of balls? Yeah, that`s really necessary...
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Male 1,361
oof, imaging goin over a high bump.....
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Male 599
imo it was a douchemobile before he added the balls
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Male 2,748
i think that he`s just trying to compensate for somthing...
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Female 673
LMAO! I`m sorry, but I think that`s just too funny. I mean damn, those balls are HUGE.
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Male 43
Truly idiotic. I would laugh in his face, but i would probably get shot. 8-)
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Female 5,222
FRICK yes lmao
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Male 301
"I really want to get a pair of hedge trimmers and just snip."

Calm that down there Bob Barker!

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Female 443
car balls are NSFW?
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Female 1,063
I have always thought those were the stupidest things. They are everywhere where I live but THIS, this tops the cake of idiotic, un-necessary things to do with your life .
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Male 3,425
I really want to get a pair of hedge trimmers and just snip.
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Male 844
now people have something other than his tires to kick when they are angry
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Male 5,189
Gonna need steps to get out haha.
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Male 8
Of course its in florida...god
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Male 549
Everyone here is refering to that guy as a douche and although I do not like or participate in doing this to a car, he is a "305 donk rida". Now we can get into the details of what constitutes a donk but for all general purposes here in miami dade there is a huge population that do that to their cars, they always have a cheesy theme like fake dolce, gucci, prada interior. They always have some stupid paint scheme like spiderman, barney, cheetos cheetah, mickey mouse, and the all too popular "I`m so fast my paint is peeling off and revealing yet another mismatched paint scheme" finish. oh and its always drug money, no one would spend hard earned money this way, its easy drug money that pays for it
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Male 1,153
haha. i hope nobody runs into the back of him. oouuch
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Female 6
That`s some major compensation right there
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Male 2,332
If I had a classic ride like that I wouldn`t completely ruin it by sticking giant rims under there..
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Male 2,552
Oooh. He is so manly. So macho. Not.
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Female 15
someone`s got small..parts...
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Male 3
photoshopped. that car rolls around miami beach. we see it all the time
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Male 418
Looks like it is a pain in the ass to get in and out of that thing gracefully.
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Female 89
and i just watched the cute little chipmunk stuff its face with nuts...
this guy is an idiot.
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Male 89
whats up with putting "balls" on your truck?
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Male 99
the left one hangs lower just like mine
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Male 795
Why do people do this with their cars?!? "Hey Tony man, lets like, take out a few loans and pimp this bitch ass ride so it`s the gayest drating nut danggler in LA" "Dude. drat. Yes!" Seriously?!
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Male 428
I saw a car just like that only purple at the mall on saturday. Maybe they know each other?
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Female 9,572
*Facepalm* Wow, he is a douchebag.
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Male 787
Mods are fine. But turning your car into a monster truck is not. I`m no expert but didn`t that used to be a Cadillac?
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Female 837
I`m sure it`s been said, but I`m going to say it again, because I`m special like that. Overcompensation, anyone?
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Male 462
Houses and umbrellas are tacky??? What about the nutbag on the car?
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Male 32
Yeah, that is south beach. look at the houses and umbrellas, nowhere else is that tacky.
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Male 10,440
I recommend death for the driver.
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Male 3,296
if he needs something like that to impose his masculinity, i have to doubt hes got any
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Female 335
those are illegal in california
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Female 4,197
who knew putting rubber nuts on your car was side splittingly hilarious :/
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Male 549
im pretty sure thats southbeach, i live in miami and thats all too common. say something and they will kill you though, ever heard of a sideshow? lol

look up sideshow mlk or sideshow houston that poo is crazy

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Male 211
Hey, seems practical to me. If one`s nuts are that big, they better have long legs.
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Female 176
lame
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Male 132
thats almost as good as the "sexcalade" thats parked 2 blocks down from me.. god its creepy.. i should get a pic and sumbit that.
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Male 4,793
bet that car is really top heavy. bet you wouldnt need more than 5 average sized people to flip it.
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Male 150
He has that because he has a small penis.
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Male 368
nigggot
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Male 103
i just really want to bump those with my car, just gently, so i can say i bumped into someones balls (which ofcourse is an amazing thing to say at any given time) :)
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Male 1,256
Hey cool! How can I be more like that!? His ride is "da bomb-diggity" and it`s totally "off the chain". That`s what the kids are saying these days, right?


I bet that guy is a HUGE douchebag.

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Male 612
what a doucheprick
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Male 4,867
lol what a prick

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Male 438
Screams gueto douchebag.
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Female 2,044
LMAO. nice. i wanna see the reactions of the drivers behind him.
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Male 281
Id rather have a yugo.
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Male 78
Harry,

WOW, great eye... I wouldn`t have been able to make that out if it weren`t for your post.

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Male 1,590
I could tell the owner is a douchebag just by the Miami Hurricanes specialty tag. The donked Monte with the over-sized truck nuts simply removes all doubt.
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Female 241
i`d lol if I saw it.
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Male 795
Brass balls?
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Male 1,685
thats terrible.
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Female 115
Ugh...truck nutz =|
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Female 39
what a waste of a monte carlo : ( : (
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Male 17,511
What`s up with all the "nut" posts today ?.. In fact, There have been an unusual number of "ball" posts as well.
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Male 165
You see, Fancy was castrated at birth due to his parents knew beforehand that he would be a danger if he we was allowed to ever give any woman children. Therefore, posting all of these nut or ball related links somewhat fulfills him, and momentarily makes him forget his lack of manhood.

Capiche?

Just kidding, but still.. There has to be some reason.

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Male 1,629
i hate truck nutz -_-; these started in FL in Okeechobee. their school mascot if the Brahman bull, and it supposedly has nuts like this. so to show their pride they hung baseballs in rubber sacks from their trucks. some friends of an ex of mine started it years ago then they picked up in popularity among rednecks
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Male 689
i can tel from the pixles lol
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Male 2,591
i wanna say fake but it could be just another car`s headlights reflecting off of it. and i wouldn`t doubt someone would put a sack on their car that big. i think its funny as hell not the work of a douche
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Male 153
They tried to ban these in VA awile back
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Male 207
Not that they don`t exist...they do...just not in this picture.
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Male 207
Meh, not even real people...saw the original pic a while back and there was no nut sack there so obviously been photoshopped...I`ll do some investigative work and try to find the original so I can post it.
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Female 1,412
omg. not what i was expecting. lol
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Male 1,598
It`s a cool car except for that, I`d say I`m about 90% sure this guy is a homosexual.
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Female 1,095
weren`t those banned in some city or some state??
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Female 346
I think people that own these should have their nads directly wired to their car nads. That way when they have them exposed all someone has to do is kick their car in the junk and they can feel how stupid they look.
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Male 3,755
I live in Texas, I see those things all the time.

This example probably goes along with my theory. The bigger the truck, the smaller the junk.

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Male 1,011
holy crap Spambot, I haven`t heard someone say dosh in a decade :D
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Male 525
Way to waste your dosh mate
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Male 1,011

They even have that color...but they dont look like that. Now, dont get me wrong, im a not a proponent of such stupid crap, if anything, people who want that crap on there car should have there balls removed and thusly need such a replacement.

Im just stating facts :)

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Male 326
Watch out for speed bumps there homie.
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Female 83
Its real. I`ve seen them sold in stores.
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Male 2,125
I wonder what happens if you hit it...
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Male 432
Broken|Glass: It is real, I see him all the time.
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Male 111
I would run into this guy on purpose.
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Male 298
i count three
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Male 26
This is fake

Turns out it wasn`t real.

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Male 99
What is with the recent amount of nut related content?
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Male 1,148
The Douchmobile has arrived!
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Male 432
This guy lives down the street from me; I see him drive past my street almost every day. And he IS a douchebag!
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Female 855
Stupid looking car= DUMBASS.
The cops must love this idiot.
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Male 2,049
I feel bad for the mechanic that needs to inspect the bottom of the car. The ultimate tea-bag.
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Male 2,440
I`m suddenly reminded of Scary Movie 2.
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Female 3,696
The balls themselves look photoshopped, but I believe they`re there..usually they`re smaller though.. but yes, all around horrifying.
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Female 723
Talk about compensating for something...
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Female 112
That`s classy.
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Male 436
I could think of plenty of things that I`d rather waste money on than a car... Especially with the risk of damage being so high.
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Male 20,911
Link: The Nutmobile [Pic] [Rate Link] - The good thing about this guy`s car is that he`s telling you right off the bat that he`s a complete douchebag. NSFW.
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