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Date: 06/03/09 06:10 PM

100 Responses to The Nutmobile [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Link: The Nutmobile - The good thing about this guy`s car is that he`s telling you right off the bat that he`s a complete douchebag. NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of Sajo
    Sajo Male 18-29
    436 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    I could think of plenty of things that I`d rather waste money on than a car... Especially with the risk of damage being so high.
  3. Profile photo of HunterJumper
    HunterJumper Female 13-17
    112 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    That`s classy.
  4. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Talk about compensating for something...
  5. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    The balls themselves look photoshopped, but I believe they`re there..usually they`re smaller though.. but yes, all around horrifying.
  6. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    I`m suddenly reminded of Scary Movie 2.
  7. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    I feel bad for the mechanic that needs to inspect the bottom of the car. The ultimate tea-bag.
  8. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Stupid looking car= DUMBASS.
    The cops must love this idiot.
  9. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    This guy lives down the street from me; I see him drive past my street almost every day. And he IS a douchebag!
  10. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    The Douchmobile has arrived!
  11. Profile photo of sumguyin267
    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    What is with the recent amount of nut related content?
  12. Profile photo of BrokenlGlass
    BrokenlGlass Male 13-17
    26 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    This is fake

    Turns out it wasn`t real.

  13. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    i count three
  14. Profile photo of TheFriedCoke
    TheFriedCoke Male 13-17
    111 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    I would run into this guy on purpose.
  15. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    Broken|Glass: It is real, I see him all the time.
  16. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    I wonder what happens if you hit it...
  17. Profile photo of ItsJess
    ItsJess Female 13-17
    83 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Its real. I`ve seen them sold in stores.
  18. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Watch out for speed bumps there homie.
  19. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    They even have that color...but they dont look like that. Now, dont get me wrong, im a not a proponent of such stupid crap, if anything, people who want that crap on there car should have there balls removed and thusly need such a replacement.

    Im just stating facts :)

  20. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    Way to waste your dosh mate
  21. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    holy crap Spambot, I haven`t heard someone say dosh in a decade :D
  22. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    I live in Texas, I see those things all the time.

    This example probably goes along with my theory. The bigger the truck, the smaller the junk.

  23. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    I think people that own these should have their nads directly wired to their car nads. That way when they have them exposed all someone has to do is kick their car in the junk and they can feel how stupid they look.
  24. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    weren`t those banned in some city or some state??
  25. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    It`s a cool car except for that, I`d say I`m about 90% sure this guy is a homosexual.
  26. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    i know these things are real, but doesnt it look RRREEEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYYY fake in this pic? or is that just me
  27. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    omg. not what i was expecting. lol
  28. Profile photo of ferrari91169
    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    Meh, not even real people...saw the original pic a while back and there was no nut sack there so obviously been photoshopped...I`ll do some investigative work and try to find the original so I can post it.
  29. Profile photo of ferrari91169
    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    Not that they don`t exist...they do...just not in this picture.
  30. Profile photo of MOTBO
    MOTBO Male 18-29
    153 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    They tried to ban these in VA awile back
  31. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    i wanna say fake but it could be just another car`s headlights reflecting off of it. and i wouldn`t doubt someone would put a sack on their car that big. i think its funny as hell not the work of a douche
  32. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    i can tel from the pixles lol
  33. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    i hate truck nutz -_-; these started in FL in Okeechobee. their school mascot if the Brahman bull, and it supposedly has nuts like this. so to show their pride they hung baseballs in rubber sacks from their trucks. some friends of an ex of mine started it years ago then they picked up in popularity among rednecks
  34. Profile photo of rubored
    rubored Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    You see, Fancy was castrated at birth due to his parents knew beforehand that he would be a danger if he we was allowed to ever give any woman children. Therefore, posting all of these nut or ball related links somewhat fulfills him, and momentarily makes him forget his lack of manhood.

    Capiche?

    Just kidding, but still.. There has to be some reason.

  35. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    What`s up with all the "nut" posts today ?.. In fact, There have been an unusual number of "ball" posts as well.
  36. Profile photo of Calli_Sun
    Calli_Sun Female 13-17
    39 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    what a waste of a monte carlo : ( : (
  37. Profile photo of Ailyn_Vel
    Ailyn_Vel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Ugh...truck nutz =|
  38. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    thats terrible.
  39. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    Brass balls?
  40. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    i`d lol if I saw it.
  41. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    I could tell the owner is a douchebag just by the Miami Hurricanes specialty tag. The donked Monte with the over-sized truck nuts simply removes all doubt.
  42. Profile photo of PSU840
    PSU840 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    Harry,

    WOW, great eye... I wouldn`t have been able to make that out if it weren`t for your post.

  43. Profile photo of sewermonkey
    sewermonkey Male 30-39
    280 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    Id rather have a yugo.
  44. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    LMAO. nice. i wanna see the reactions of the drivers behind him.
  45. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    Screams gueto douchebag.
  46. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    lol what a prick

  47. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    what a doucheprick
  48. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    Hey cool! How can I be more like that!? His ride is "da bomb-diggity" and it`s totally "off the chain". That`s what the kids are saying these days, right?


    I bet that guy is a HUGE douchebag.

  49. Profile photo of butji
    butji Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    i just really want to bump those with my car, just gently, so i can say i bumped into someones balls (which ofcourse is an amazing thing to say at any given time) :)
  50. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    nigggot
  51. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    He has that because he has a small penis.
  52. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    bet that car is really top heavy. bet you wouldnt need more than 5 average sized people to flip it.
  53. Profile photo of abbagold
    abbagold Male 18-29
    132 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    thats almost as good as the "sexcalade" thats parked 2 blocks down from me.. god its creepy.. i should get a pic and sumbit that.
  54. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    lame
  55. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Hey, seems practical to me. If one`s nuts are that big, they better have long legs.
  56. Profile photo of oceanbeast
    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    im pretty sure thats southbeach, i live in miami and thats all too common. say something and they will kill you though, ever heard of a sideshow? lol

    look up sideshow mlk or sideshow houston that poo is crazy

  57. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    who knew putting rubber nuts on your car was side splittingly hilarious :/
  58. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    those are illegal in california
  59. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    if he needs something like that to impose his masculinity, i have to doubt hes got any
  60. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    I recommend death for the driver.
  61. Profile photo of BrettTurner
    BrettTurner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    Yeah, that is south beach. look at the houses and umbrellas, nowhere else is that tacky.
  62. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    Houses and umbrellas are tacky??? What about the nutbag on the car?
  63. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    I`m sure it`s been said, but I`m going to say it again, because I`m special like that. Overcompensation, anyone?
  64. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    Mods are fine. But turning your car into a monster truck is not. I`m no expert but didn`t that used to be a Cadillac?
  65. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    *Facepalm* Wow, he is a douchebag.
  66. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    I saw a car just like that only purple at the mall on saturday. Maybe they know each other?
  67. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Why do people do this with their cars?!? "Hey Tony man, lets like, take out a few loans and pimp this bitch ass ride so it`s the gayest drating nut danggler in LA" "Dude. drat. Yes!" Seriously?!
  68. Profile photo of soaperguy29
    soaperguy29 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    the left one hangs lower just like mine
  69. Profile photo of thevssranger
    thevssranger Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    whats up with putting "balls" on your truck?
  70. Profile photo of roses4u21
    roses4u21 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    and i just watched the cute little chipmunk stuff its face with nuts...
    this guy is an idiot.
  71. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    Looks like it is a pain in the ass to get in and out of that thing gracefully.
  72. Profile photo of Pabca
    Pabca Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    photoshopped. that car rolls around miami beach. we see it all the time
  73. Profile photo of beezly
    beezly Female 18-29
    15 posts
    June 3, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    someone`s got small..parts...
  74. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 12:45 am
    Oooh. He is so manly. So macho. Not.
  75. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 1:23 am
    If I had a classic ride like that I wouldn`t completely ruin it by sticking giant rims under there..
  76. Profile photo of dkf225
    dkf225 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 1:26 am
    That`s some major compensation right there
  77. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 2:43 am
    haha. i hope nobody runs into the back of him. oouuch
  78. Profile photo of oceanbeast
    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 4:20 am
    Everyone here is refering to that guy as a douche and although I do not like or participate in doing this to a car, he is a "305 donk rida". Now we can get into the details of what constitutes a donk but for all general purposes here in miami dade there is a huge population that do that to their cars, they always have a cheesy theme like fake dolce, gucci, prada interior. They always have some stupid paint scheme like spiderman, barney, cheetos cheetah, mickey mouse, and the all too popular "I`m so fast my paint is peeling off and revealing yet another mismatched paint scheme" finish. oh and its always drug money, no one would spend hard earned money this way, its easy drug money that pays for it
  79. Profile photo of PHXSUNS710
    PHXSUNS710 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 5:36 am
    Of course its in florida...god
  80. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:35 am
    now people have something other than his tires to kick when they are angry
  81. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 9:25 am
    I really want to get a pair of hedge trimmers and just snip.
  82. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 10:06 am
    I have always thought those were the stupidest things. They are everywhere where I live but THIS, this tops the cake of idiotic, un-necessary things to do with your life .
  83. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 10:17 am
    car balls are NSFW?
  84. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 10:46 am
    "I really want to get a pair of hedge trimmers and just snip."

    Calm that down there Bob Barker!

  85. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 10:52 am
    FRICK yes lmao
  86. Profile photo of epic_haze
    epic_haze Male 18-29
    43 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Truly idiotic. I would laugh in his face, but i would probably get shot. 8-)
  87. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    LMAO! I`m sorry, but I think that`s just too funny. I mean damn, those balls are HUGE.
  88. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    i think that he`s just trying to compensate for somthing...
  89. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    imo it was a douchemobile before he added the balls
  90. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    oof, imaging goin over a high bump.....
  91. Profile photo of xoTreesha
    xoTreesha Female 13-17
    77 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    So, he thinks his car is totally pimped out with a set of balls? Yeah, that`s really necessary...
  92. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    loooooooooool creative
  93. Profile photo of rschinkel
    rschinkel Female 13-17
    88 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    I`ve seen that on a crappy, rusty Dodge. Really. We don`t care that you`re a complete a$$.
  94. Profile photo of attacklax13
    attacklax13 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    ahhh! so many things are wrong with this pic!
    but anyway, he`s probably tying to make up for the nuts he doesn`t have:
    Girl: `So, what do you say we go back to my place?`
    Douche: `Sure, but my nuts are on the back of my car so don`t get any ideas`
  95. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    worst type of person...
  96. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 8:55 am
    I hate people who mod their crappy vehicles. My car sucks. I am aware of the fact, and will not spend thousands of dollars on making it look trashy. I`d rather save for a Chrysler 300 or Dodge Circuit (which will rule when it comes out in 2010).
  97. Profile photo of Raphael_Russ
    Raphael_Russ Male 18-29
    11 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 11:10 am
    this is hilarious. the size of his nuts are inversly related to the size of his frontal lobe. but he is funny!!
  98. Profile photo of Vallejo
    Vallejo Male 18-29
    11 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    Am I seriously the only one who honestly thinks this is dratin shooped?!

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