The Mysterious Case of the 2 Magic CD-Rs [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

This person went to a computer store and bought a 50-pack of CD-Rs. Somehow this pack contained 2 extra magical discs.
There are 142 comments:
Male 7
how in the hell do i look at flickr photos someone pm me
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Male 312
i think those were the protecters...
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Female 25
The Face on Mars ?
Once and for All
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Female 5,222
lawl.. maybe he was having an off day..
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Male 1,485
theyre to protect the disks you stupid drat!!!!
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Male 12,138
[quote]How the hell did this turn into a flame war?[/quote]

It was hijacked by a troll. That`s what trolls do - breed argument and vitriol where there are none. In this case, the troll (Devi3000) won`t be back.

As you were.

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Male 154
I said "brought" to be funny,sheesh!!!!
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Male 80
i don`t get it...what`s so remarkable?
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Female 1,412
lol nice
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Male 338
every digit of pi...

two disc collector`s edition...

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Male 172
Lionhart2 = Stephen Wright
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Male 8,302
I always put those clear blanks into my CD player and turn the volume up flat-out, it drives the mime next door crazy.
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Female 368
hey!
its from sa-a-ta-a-nah!

peanut

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Male 182
Those discs really are magical, they contain all the information ever known to man. The only problem is, you need the right player for them, which hasn`t been invented yet.
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Male 756
All these people talking about what these things are, and I get called a moron for accurately pointing it out. Amazing.

And how the hell did this thread turn racist?

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Female 69
WOW. Just... WOW.
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Male 59
dumbass
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Male 64
hahahahahah THIS MADE MY DAY, hahahahah omg what a noob lol
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Female 87
And i sure dont deny i`m one , case in point being my avatar
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Female 105
h0ax_d3m0n - I wonder the saaame thing.... though, aurafox might be right...

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Female 87
What it all boils down to is we`re nerds with way too much free time
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Male 2,510
How did a picture of two blank cd`s get onto the topic of Christianity?

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Male 541
"christians choose to and devote their lives to a magical sky man who can do anything he wishes yet never does"

"Religion is a matter of choice. And choosing to be christian is retarded - because it DOES cause retardation to your ability to think and judge objectively. Hence all christians are indeed retarded and saying so doesn`t make you a bigot."

Come on, guys. Fair enough, you`re trying to make a point to Devi, I know IAB isn`t a very pro-religion website and I`ve put up with a good amount of unkind, under-educated and aggressive atheists in IAB debates before...but that just hurts.
:<

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Female 529
Never underestimate how stupid someone can be. We actually had a woman at work dial a phone number into an alarm keypad and yell at it instead of using the phone hanging on the wall right next to it.
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Male 8,302
Devi, you were safe from permabanning by me because once I temp ban someone, I personally will never perm them after that so that I can`t be accused of being biased. But no, you had to set up an alt account and whine, so another mod permed you now. You reap what you sow.

I feel sorry for you, very sorry. You defend your racism by saying "Pointing out that black people are stupid is not racist" and " I will forgive that you are Australian for the moment" and think that is proof that you`re not racist!?? Are you actually SANE? Do you not see the problem there with your own mind?

We DO flame Christians, gays, old people and rednecks, and lots of other topics on IAB. The difference is simply that IAB doesn`t have a "Zero Tolerance" policy on those. It DOES on racism. I didn`t make the rule, but its there and I enforce it.

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Male 8,302
I opened a topic on the modblog when I temp banned you because I expected an argument. I share with you some of the responses from the other mods:

> Devi`s twisted and has been since she joined the site
> She takes great pleasure in trying to piss people off
> She`s a despicable dratting troll and won`t be missed
> if there is any argument, its that the punishment was too lenient
> You mean Devi actually posted a comment saying something other than criticizing a mod or the site?
> Drat her... can`t stand her. She`s the reason it`s hard to stay unbiased sometimes
> Silly bitch

There are none so blind as they that refuse to open their eyes.

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Male 2,591
they only play in transparent cd players
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Female 778
sad
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Male 334
how is this interesting?
im bored, not dead.
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Male 123
they go on the top and bottom of the stack of cd`s to keep them from getting scratched... >_>
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Male 227
you could of blew a cd bubble with those
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Female 395
loser.
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Male 2,034
Pretty sure those "blank" CDs are in just about every pack of CDs you buy. In fact, let me check the pack of CDs under my desk... yep, they`re there.
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Male 13,630
Ohhhhh, truely magic those are :-)
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Male 286
@sherbertfizz it was ONLY those two like it. It says so in the letter. So they got 50 cds and 2 like that.
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Female 277
I had to read the comments to work out why this was funny, I assumed he/she only got those.
Also wow, I love it when people feed trolls the attention they so greatly work for.
I signed up to collegehumor just to read the comments people left on that video :D
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Male 1,064
lol, at least he was sincere about it
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Female 423
what a tard... they put those in there to protect the blank cds.....
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Female 265
only an FYI lol
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Male 111
How the hell did this turn into a flame war?
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Male 242
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:190754...

We didn`t start the flame war.
Peeps been hatin` on it, `fore I left my comment!

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Male 360
I love these fights, I always go back and read how they start lol.
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Male 844
dont get it
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Female 2,289
Calling a black person retarded IS racist. (Look it up if you have to)

Calling a christian retarted is prejudice.

Calling anyone retarded is rude.

Therefore...

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Female 2,289
KucheKlizma, why did you have to go there?

I`m a christian and the last thing I would ever even think about doing is judging someone just because they are not of my religion or they don`t do something that my religion says to do. The last thing I would do at all is judge.

It makes me mad that in a simple post about something that has NOTHING to do with racism or religion can turn into a huge battle over it.

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Male 15,510
I-A-B is my favorite reality show 8-)
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Male 137
"and how did this make it through the rigorous iab screening process?"

"There`s a screening process for IAB posts?"

Yeah, none of mine make it through =..(

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Male 193
Religion is a matter of choice. And choosing to be christian is retarded - because it DOES cause retardation to your ability to think and judge objectively. Hence all christians are indeed retarded and saying so doesn`t make you a bigot.
While race is genetic, and not a matter of choice. And neither does it affect your ability to think or function in any possible way. So saying that everyone of a specific race is retarded is both untrue, and rude and makes you the one who is a retarded as*hole
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Male 89
"so saying all Christians are retarded isn`t that bad, but saying all BLack people are retarded labels you as a bigot. hmmm that seems like prejudice to me."
not really, christians choose to and devote their lives to a magical sky man who can do anything he wishes yet never does, black people are just black
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Female 9,557
I have no words for this...
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Male 343
Yea shizzam, that seems right.
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Male 1,204
actually, i`m not saying devi is right, but what she`s done is just about as bad as MANY people have done... so saying all Christians are retarded isn`t that bad, but saying all BLack people are retarded labels you as a bigot. hmmm that seems like prejudice to me.

but what the heck does this have to do with an idiot thinking the pieces of plastic were CDs?

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Male 1,347
...why would it be BROUGHT? that wouldn`t make any sense. You know since BOUGHT is past tense for to buy
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Male 154
he should`ve used the word BROUGHT instead of BOUGHT, the idiot.

"I`d like some sprinkles please"

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Female 2,695
lol they put these on top and bottom of the stack to keep them in shape.. nice job, idiots
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Male 914
i love magic
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Male 203
I`m being so restrained in not laying into the grammar of this letter; it`d be far too easy :D
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Male 1,254
Its like the baker`s dozen of CD-Rs.

Hmm, I like that business model. I am going to begin a CD-R manufacturing company and give out two free donuts with every purchase of 50 CD-Rs.

But no sprinkles...God help you if you want sprinkles.

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Female 36
Devi and Cylence--all that yap yapping makes no sense and better yet, no one cares. Oh, and congratulations Devi, you`re a racist. An ignorant racist no less. Which means that someday, you`ll make a similar ignorant comment in public and we can all hope someone will take care of it.

And yes, people, those are protectors/spacers. Jeebus.

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Female 209
what a moron lol as if he doesnt understand those prevent scratches on the cds lol some where high management is pissing themselves
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Female 346
He should send those to me so I can melt them and then blow bubbles!
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Female 78
And how is it "weird?" They put them at the beginning and end of the stack of CDs to keep them scratch and dust-free. Are you guys seriously surprised?
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Female 78
Yeah, really. Doesn`t get much more ignorant than that.
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Male 25
Think those are the cds they put on the top and bottom of the stack to keep them dust free and scratch free
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Male 2,552
What an idiot.
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Female 859
These come in every packet. I get them all the time when I buy CD`s! It is kind of weird...
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Female 373
Okies took me 5 secs then it hit me and I so laughed. I usually like to read the other threads, but shucks sounds like a slinging match worth missing,
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Male 10,855
Devi the comment you made about black people is ALOT MORE OFFENSIVE than anything I`ve seen on this site, generalization or not. That is sweeping consensus against you Devi.
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Male 314
I`m with sigma, you have to be pretty ignorant to think what you just said isn`t racism.
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Female 572
Devi is a very controversial person. She ALWAYS has been and I can`t say I always agree with her but if you look at the commenting history here, most of the comments are pretty racist. Look at the link for that restaurant with the Hitler theme and most EVERYONE there didn`t mind at ALL making fun of the Jewish plight when they made fun of the ovens possibly being gas and wonder if Jews were allowed there. Go back to the link and find that one and you will see. I was pretty outraged when I saw it but didn`t say anything because some people love to flame and I just did not want to deal with that. Anyways what she says is true on this account. I mean, damn, there are stupid people of all races so get over yourselves. My Husband is black and even HE would most likely agree with her. THINK about your comments please. OK Now, I am waiting to be flamed now... bring it on.
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Male 10,855
vicious liar wrote:
"I call troll on Devi..."

I second the motion

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Female 525
How is it that someone with ONE post is trying to tell all of us how things work around here and what is racist and what isn`t racist?
SuperDevi - how about this. Forget about the word "racist" for a moment, k?
What you said was absolutely phucking IGNORANT.
Does it make you feel better to be labeled IGNORANT instead of racist?
"Pointing out that black people are stupid is not racist" is the dumbest thing I`ve heard in YEARS. I wouldn`t be surprised if there are scientists that would like to study your brain and see how you function in day to day life while being so stupid.
The only thing that makes it funny? Is that you, the stupidest person here, was trying to call another race of people STUPID.
Pot meet kettle.
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Male 4,807
Wow , I had to read all the comments just to figure this one out.
Me so smrt!!!
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Male 1,226
I call troll on Devi...

anyway, what do you think is on those disks? D:

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Female 838
SuperDevi

Last I checked making derogatory comments pertaining to a specific race of people IS classified as racism.

Although you may not have used more vulgar terminology, you DID make a racist comment.

Can I see a show of hands? Who thinks Devi is a racist?

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Female 838
I wish someone would show the reply letter
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Female 2,509
after reading the comments, me thinks several of the commentors would have sent the same letter in if they had enough motivation. lol
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Male 1,140
what, a freakin retard.
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Female 1
To lionhart:
I would have sent this through private messaging but I can`t figure out how to do that.
I would like to ask exactly what you think I said that was racist? Pointing out that black people are stupid is not racist but a sweeping generalization. As far as the forum rules go is allowed.

I would also like to point out people here make fun of white people, indians, Christians, gay people, Canadians, Americans, British, even the elderly, with more blatant racisim and vulgarities, and the fact I get called out on calling a black person stupid?

Lionhart I will forgive that you are Austrailian for the moment, you guys have a less than stellar track record with your natives and immigrants, and ask that you reread the rules of this forum then ask yourself if you banned me because of the rules, or because I`m better than you and that pi$$es you off.

I`ll give you a few to think about it.

Sincerly,
Devi3000

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Female 27
LOL did this guy actually put those into his cd drive?
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Female 525
Why would he specifically send the very top and very bottom disk back unless they looked different, and if they looked different, he wouldn`t think hmmm... maybe these are protective disks?
My dad never uses a computer, doesn`t even know how to use a computer at ALL and he knows those are protective disks.
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Male 555
I bought a wireless router from Walmart and it contained brass and copper water pipe fittings.
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Male 84
I got a wireless card once and there was no install disc just the soundtrack to Final Fantasy VI! Now that was a surpise! Hah darn 3Rd party peripherals
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Male 1,596
yes we`ll use the information to advertise your retardedness on the internet

kind regards

HI-VAL

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Male 108
hahahahahahaha
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Male 12,138
vv wanker, don`t be a wanker.

"First!" post is a week temp ban at most, usually just a delete for new members.

Racism on the other hand is absolutely zero tolerance even for veterans, and typically results in an immediate permanent ban.

And rude comments? They`re the lifeblood of IAB, its beating heart. Why do you think yours is still up there?

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Male 4,867
webcamWANKER
go away if thats how you feel
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Male 237
lionhart, stop ass licking, hes right, fancylad is a total gimp, bans people for "first comments" but ignores the racist, rude, comments and posts, hmmmm............
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Male 207
Lol, that person must be a real neophyte to buying blank CD`s ~ those are just the top and bottom protection disks that they place in some of (not all) the 50 or more CD packs!
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Male 8,302
Gee shadowspirt, telling the Owner, Operator and only Admin of the site he sucks... smart move Einstein.
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Female 108
Lolololol
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Male 1,406
Oh wait, they`re EXTRA? I thought he was complaining that he only got those two and not any of what he meant to buy. Whoops.
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Female 169
OrangeCrow- dude, thanks for explaining! Hahah! Either the dude was seriously retarded or made that as a joke.
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Male 352
We need a new captcha system for registering.
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Female 1,199
I understood this right off the bat, but I just didn`t understand why they were complaining about them. Lol they thought they were suppose to be actual CDs but they were just the protector ones, how funny.

@Caboose: You`re a troll. :] I think the grammar nazis would be the first one after you anyhow.

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Male 527
thebandit it was posted by fancylad so expect it to be garage. No offence to fancylad you just suck. =P
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Male 425
LMAO! It took a minute for it to click in my head but i get it now. They`re the clear pieces of plastic they put on the bottom and top of the spindles to prevent the real CDs from getting scratched XD

I wonder if hank Hill is the one who sent them in? Sounds like something he`d do

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Male 7
Should have kept them. The clear ones are the best quality.
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Male 382
hahaha...this is actually really funny, all this trouble to do the right thing without a clue at all.
This person is a customer service nightmare, and should not go outdoors...at all.
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Female 169
I don`t get it?
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Male 1,204
i hope abby is being sarcastic. then again she is a women...

o no the feminazis are after me...

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Female 1,329
Idiot, I would have kept and kept my mouth shut about them. Two free CDs are two CDs, just means that I wouldn`t have had to buy some more, that much sooner.
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Female 140
dumbass
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Male 418
What an idiot. Those are spacers so you know what CDs you have used and what ones you haven`t. You get at least one every spindle of CDs.

p.s. sorry if I missed the humor in this, but it is 1:15am. I am not feeling very funny.

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Male 612
pure genius
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Male 679
How was the paper folded vertically down the middle with the CD[ spacer]`s taped on there?
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Female 344
ha i bet he wish he could kill them
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Female 15,763
You mean like this, Gordon?

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...

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Male 16
shouldve done this with them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUgO66Jec...
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Male 818
major facepalm
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Female 96
HILARITY!
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Male 740
that person is probably a senator
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Female 15,763
Make a bubble out of it! :D
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Male 168
They do, that`s why it`s funny.

It`s so the CD`s don`t get scratched.

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Female 112
hahahahaha facepalm.
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Male 2,486
I hope I`m getting this right, are those the plastic protector things? And if so, is the joke that he sent those back upset because he thought they were messed up?
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Male 516
I thought they always put those in packs of CDs. I always see them at the top and bottom of the spindle.
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Female 2,084
hahahaha.
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Female 186
HAHA, that`s great
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Male 5,314
so what, i`ve had those in my packs before.
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Male 2,720
That`s so sweet, awww.
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Male 904
hmm... these cds are obviously not supposed to be in this 50 pack...
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Female 28
OOHH I GET IT!
ahah, now i see the humor.
good god im slow
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Male 214
haha wow sad to see people are actually like this.
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Male 64
lol okay now i get it....it took me forever to figure this out. i feel like an idiot :P
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Male 690
wow, extra blank
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Male 310
hahah, this is about 5 years old. noob
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Male 689
i facepalmed so hard i blacked out
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Male 5,189
Ohh I get it. Comments ftw.
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Male 1,505
I`m happy someone choose to share this letter with the world instead of simply tacking it to the wall next to the water cooler. Stupidity of that magnitude deserves a worldwide audience.
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Male 756
"and how did this make it through the rigorous iab screening process?"

There`s a screening process for IAB posts?

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Male 362
and how did this make it through the rigorous iab screening process?
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Female 188
"Aren`t those the plastic protectors they put below the bottom CD and above the top to protect from damage? If so, what a moron."

Man alive!! So that`s what they are! LOL I was racking my brain, wondering what the hell was wrong with the picture. Thank you! :D

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Female 443
hahahaha that was awesome :-)

p.s. IAB mods: you rock.

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Male 8,302
> pat125

Yes dude, that`s what they are. Well spotted genius.

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Male 756
Aren`t those the plastic protectors they put below the bottom CD and above the top to protect from damage? If so, what a moron.

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Female 241
ha.
funny.
I love those things.
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Male 15,510
LOL ha ha ha!

N00B!

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Female 364
...They didn`t claim it was 2 CDs short, they claimed that there were 2 CDs that were blank.
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Male 868
That was needed.
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Male 1,837
wow its productive. i think.
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Male 20,825
Link: The Mysterious Case of the 2 Magic CD-Rs [Pic] [Rate Link] - This person went to a computer store and bought a 50-pack of CD-Rs. Somehow this pack contained 2 extra magical discs.
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