The Most Pathetic, Desperate Act of the Day [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

Little did Megan know that by ignoring Chad, she made a powerful enemy that evening... a very powerful enemy indeed.
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Female 357
Shoulda tried a red rose, dude. Yellow flowers are for your grandma on the deathbed. O.o

Besides the point, I want that girls dress. So pretty. :D

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Female 61
thats sweet
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Female 72
I think it`s sweet.

Don`t be such a ho and just accept the flower.

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Female 48
Poor fella... that girl`s kinda gross, too.
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Male 9
She is one borderline anorexic, nasty looking, heartless ho.
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Male 36
think that dude should stick to the woman behind megan... more in his league
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Male 76
hahaha lol
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Female 23
JUSt Love ./..
THe Great ...
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Female 1,231
I kind of want to hug him now... n.n
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Male 150
wow megan fox is really hot. her thumbs are soooo freaky though...
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Female 188
That photoshopped picture made me rotfl :D
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Male 13
hahah SamVimes
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Male 1,232
Oh wow... Megan Fox is way too skinny, did anyone else notice that?
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Male 1,704
lol at the photoshopped pic!!

quality.

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Male 619
I wish I could say this was my pic, but it`s not.

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Male 1,685
I want to have angry "I hate you" sex with her.
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Male 506
See how it`s night and yet you can still see all the people around? It`s all because of this wondrous new invention called the flash, which is a very bright flash of light.

Take your darkness from night, add in the rapid strobing flashes that professional photographers rely on, and Megan Fox ain`t seeing poo.

That`s why she`s clamped on to the meaty palm of an obvious bodyguard...so he can lead her blinded ass through the throng of paparazzi and fans. All of them undoubtedly screaming "Megan! Megan! Over here Megan! Megan! Hey Megan!"

Yeah, it`s sad...I feel for the lil` guy...but you can`t blame Ms. Fox for this one.

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Male 670
lol its fancylad
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Female 152
He wasn`t asking for an autograph, or a picture... he was giving her a rose. A lovely, single rose. What a drating bitch for ignoring that. I dislike her now. I really do.
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Male 48
Toe thumbs denied the kid love, now he has to figure out how to pay the 6 bucks back to his mom he borrowed for the rose, and then he`ll cry with bullets`. :-)
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Male 169
god she is so fine haha =].....i think the fact that she was in transformers made that move that much better than it already was lol
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Female 4,197
aww lol
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Female 609
she is a cold hearted BITCH! i hate her!!
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Male 180
I smell a hot steaming sitcom in the works!
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Male 307
pffft, clearly she just passed it to HIM.
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Male 3,842
Why do you name so many of the losers in these pics "Chad"? I notice a lot of "Chad"s getting pwned.
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Female 71
Aww. That`s sad. He`s probably never even had a girlfriend and now his idol is ignoring him. He looks so desperate.... It`s really pitiful. He probably went home and cried after, too. :(
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Female 231
DENIED. xD
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Male 368
he probably went home and cryed :( .....But dont worry chad she has no talent she just looks good so go find someone whos a nice person because soon megan fox will be the next britney..haha megan fox..Haha.
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Male 368
poor guy
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Female 17
why is he wearing cargo pants?
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Male 7,933
fat kid get no love
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Female 2,289
Also, it seems like there are a lot of random chads these days in IAB posts like this one.
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Male 1,129
The things i would do to her would make a serial rapist cringe... wow.... she is so hot.
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Female 2,289
HA! All of these chicks soooo jealous of megan fox.

I can see why though. Look at her!

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Male 3,755
Awww Megan, don`t leave him hanging.

Get it?

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Female 66
toe thumbs.
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Male 45
You wish Iroj... Don`t be jealous now.
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Female 960
Megan`s waist isn`t that small... honestly she and I probably have the same body type but she looks so ridiculously out of proportion because of the cartoon-sized boobs.
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Female 178
Chad? I don`t see a chad! all i see is a freakin hot ass chick!
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Female 107
Poor kiddo.
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Male 1,523
Lol Kiersten.
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Female 1,682
shes still effing hot as hell anyways o_o poor chad, he`ll just have to try harder next time. aka throwing himself naked in front of her saying "TAKE THE FLOWER" im sure he`ll be noticed then :3
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Male 384
old, in internet terms at least
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Male 1
eewww....the THUMB...it`s ALIVE...it`s ALIVE!
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Male 23
hey bitch! i gots flowers fo yo ass!
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Female 15,763
Oh that`s so sad!

Dyne, you`re probably right. But don`t worry, after he gets arrested for plotting to kill Megan, I`m sure he`ll meet a nice man in prison.

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Male 338
hey...um... miss...lady...um...
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Male 8
PeRsOnAaNiMa said:
What a lame tatoo to have.

Says the person who is noticably NOT Megan Fox.

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Male 177
Megan Fox is too hot to notice the fat kid.
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Male 192
What a lame tatoo to have.
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Female 236
And that poor dumb kid is probably ignoring some nice girl he knows because he is convinced he should be with a "hot" chick like that one.

I have no sympathy.

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Female 1,269
awww i want to pat his head and say "it`s ok little one. someone will love you."

and then leave before i start laughing at him...

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Male 392
I can`t really understand why everyone gets excited when they see her.

:/ She`s pretty ugly to me.

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Male 2,591
some dudes are like that because females made them that way by not throwing them some once in awhile. even ugly chicks get laid once in awhile, but ugly dudes stay virgins. poor fella. girls, theres no excuse for not letting ugly dudes get some.
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Male 345
He should have tried oats or an apple, horses like oats and apples.
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Male 339
YOU FOOL!!! The yellow rose symbolizes joy and friendship...if you`re gonna go all out and actually try to hand a rose to Megan Fox - make it a RED one!!!
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Male 105
I hope everyone realizes he`s probably going to go to further lengths...
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Female 1,436
Wow. . . poor kid. . . my heart so goes out for the poor chubs :)
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Male 737
LOL!!!! This is hilarious. Simply hilarious.
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Female 382
Megan Fox is beautiful, no doubt, but she`s RETARDED!! some of the quotes she comes out with make her look like a tacky bitch
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Male 701
All this talk about "Chad" has reminded me of a horrible `game`..
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Male 701
Does anyone else think she looks like a transvestite?
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Male 89
yeah, she looks fine as hell, but I dont even know who she is and I hate her. I hate celebrities.
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Female 343
I am so sick of Megan Fox and all the hype about her. She looks anorexic. Ick. And is it just me or is that Hugh Laurie (Dr. House) standing behind her?
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Female 220
She`s good-looking, but I don`t like her at all.
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Male 697
i still cant stop thinking about the toe thumbs
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Male 1,153
yeh far too thin. I`d be afraid of snapping her during
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Female 88
awww, i would`ve taken his rose, what a sweetie pie!

... i wish i looked like her...i need to find a jeanie lamp... gezze...

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Male 1,051
Thanks for the source pic, Negative.
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Female 5,222
awww.. i never noticed how huge her BOOBS are
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Male 895
such a small waistline
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Female 650
LMAO Negative`s version is way better. I especially like her new tattoo
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Female 324
I would have taken the rose what a ho
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Male 160
Way to go, kid! Who the hell cares what we think?
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Female 159
Negative you rock xD
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Male 431
Negative has got the idea.
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Male 295
Negative, you are my hero.
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Female 3,726
Hahahaha to Negative
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Male 2,582
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Female 673
I bet she woulda accepted the rose if the body guards weren`t rushing her through. She probably didn`t notice him because of that.
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Female 713
Eww she`s so skinny. Her body and boobs look out of proportion.
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Male 161
Nice mehh I thought the same thing. Except Im a guy.
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Male 2,582
Is that the same Chad from the cow picture or a different Chad?
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Male 5,189
Throw water on her face. Watch her become normal. Magic!
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Female 528
Kinga: what about the cargo shorts?

Also, that is a nekkid dress. I`m not a dude and the first thing I see in this pic is boobs

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Male 332
Megan Fox is not that great guys. Seriously, she is way too overrated.
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Male 26
You know I was hugged by Megan Fox in Washington DC when they were filming, and I gotta say..he`s not missing much....

Except the greatest freakin` experience of his life!!!!!

Oh and I take great offense to that WoW comment, Ryan22158

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Male 136
Props for the attempt, but next time he should probably leave the salmon colored shirt at home...
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Male 418
Amazing, the rose isn`t fake. He spent is WoW money on a rose, how thoughtful.
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Male 123
at least he had the cojos to try, right?
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Male 1,647

That`s what makes it a toe thumb. The end of her thumbs are short as hell.
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Male 260
Lol, all women feel sorry, nearly all guys laugh or say somthing els then "poor kid". Imo she`s being dragd somewhere, she cant see everything that happens. Get back to realety kid.
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Male 4,014
I don`t feel sad for him at all. He manned up and took a shot. Its more than 95% of guys could ever do. And its a nice, classy looking rose too. Good job dude!
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Female 151
that`s sad. Poor kid... :(
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Male 55
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
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Female 901
and it`s not that she has "toe thumbs" exactly, her thumb nail just stops short so it`s not as long as a regular thumb nail, hence the toe illusion.
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Female 901
Poor kid :[

and she`s STILL unattractive to me.
yep

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Male 563
... That`s adorable.
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Male 404
Megan Fox is so hot.. Jesus.
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Female 167
Oh... poor boy! He looks so sad...
Megan Fox is a stuck-up bitch though...
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Male 505
I will admit, I was too busy staring at her boobs to notice the kid for a good ten seconds. They are so boobs.
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Male 1,765
Her thumb doesn`t look freaky at all.
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Male 672
Yes, Megan Fox getting a boob job is pretty pathetic and desperate, but then again, most celebrities are pathetic and desperate, if not for money, then attention.

+5 points to her character if that look is due to getting pulled around when she wants to at least accept the flower and reject that person in a polite but firm manner.

-5 points to her character if she is ignoring that person, and that face is just her natural one.

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Female 2,695
he looks so sad D:
baww i want to hug him
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Female 2,695
AWH
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Male 897
For all the women that say that chivalry is dead, the comments on this post are a prime example of why. Yes, the odds of this kid actually succeeding in giving Megan Fox a flower were slim, but how is his attempt pathetic? I suppose all you 13-40 years olds that spank it to her picture think you are better than this kid, right? I say, good for him! It`s people that take a chance and have to balls to do something that others see as impossible that change the world. His attempt is not pathetic, it`s courageous.
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Female 650
God she is so damn gorgeous but her chest looks waaay different in this pic
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Male 1,590
I`m confused....

When did Megan Fox get tits?

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Male 4,867
lol can`t blame him for trying
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Male 820
also, I`m putting my money down that this guy was dared to do that.
because someone that pathetic cannot exist in my vision of the universe.
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Male 820
[quote]Maddog, what is it with the 13-17`s on IAB today? Have we somehow allowed an entire generation to become mindless drones?[/quote]

As a teacher once said to my class after about 20 of the 32 in the class failed a rather easy class
"You know, you all are the future of this country.
I look at you all, and I just know, we are in trouble."

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Female 430
I like cheese. c:
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Male 3,369
Just messing..

It`s just the typical generational thing I guess.

Example...I was chuffed to finaly see Ghostbusters 3 is acctually gonna happen. My daughter proceeded to tell me how lame Ghostbusters is and that I`m an old fart who has no idea what a good movie is. She acctually said it whilst watching Hellboy so I couldnt retaliate.... DAMMIT..I`m only 34!

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Male 3,369
I dunno Os.

I`m still trying to wipe that image of you nailing SJP upside down from my mind! ;-)


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Male 1,361
My view on the thing? I like big butts and i cannot lie...

well, not a whole truth but y`kno what i mean

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Male 3,058
Maddog beat me to it.
For the record Canine, women who are not starving themselves to fit into some unrealistic category created by the fashion industry have breasts, noticeable hips, and yes, butts.

You come across as a little self-righteous. Are you so programmed by what the fashion industry is telling you that you`re supposed to like that you take issue with men who appreciate women who let their bodies develop naturally?

And for god sake, straighten that cap on your head... Oh... wait... you saw it in a magazine, or some "celebrity" was wearing theirs that way so you wear YOURS that way.

Your photo invalidates any argument you could possibly have. You yourself are a slave to "fashion".

Maddog, what is it with the 13-17`s on IAB today? Have we somehow allowed an entire generation to become mindless drones?

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Male 3,369
Canine
Male, 13-17, Western US
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[ Delete Post ] Wednesday, June 17, 2009 12:52:40 PM
saying what a real woman SHOULD look like is just as bad as dogging on the fashion industry putting out what women should look like.
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Rubbish! The Fashion industry promotes anorexia no ifs or buts! A woman real woman can be whatever size she is happy with.
We are simply saying a real woman eats..not starves herself..and i certainly find nothing attractive in a woman who;s starved herself into having the body of a 12yr old boy!

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Female 3,726
Awww....that`s kind of sad! Everyone needs love...even maybe the not so attractive...:-(
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Male 130
Megan Fox = Hottest woman alive.
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Male 142
saying what a real woman SHOULD look like is just as bad as dogging on the fashion industry putting out what women should look like.
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Male 3,058
Starfl4ke: When all is said and done, women are SUPPOSED to have curves... At some point in our past some idiot in the fashion industry decided that the "new" look we men were supposed be "into" was the skinny half-starved look.

Blech.

My fiancee is 5`10" and 40-34-38. Tall, and she curves in ALL the right places. She`s a size 10-12 in the US... I believe that would make her a size 14-16 in the UK. I CONSTANTLY catch guys checking her out, because she looks like what a real woman SHOULD look like... though because she`s of Swedish descent, she`s definitely taller than your typical American woman.

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Male 1,140
who wants to bet that those aren`t real boobs
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Male 1,140
that sucks
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Female 19
Where is her toe thumb?
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Female 509
Keep hope alive.
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Male 121
She looks like a man. A man with exquisite breasts, but a man.
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Female 265
aw...
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Female 443
that`s boobtastic
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Male 3,296
thats a really nice flower.
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Female 723
awww.....*sniff*
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Male 5,314
i`ll take all the mentioned below, except o` donell. blaaaaaaaahhh!
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Male 3,369
Ahh..Selma Hayek.

Doing the vampire thing in dusk Till Dawn or Dancing to "Candy girl" in Dogma.

Happy thoughts!

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Male 795
Starfl4ke I like a little meat on the bones. Too skinny is gross. My wife is 5`5 135. She`s perfect.
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Female 349
Ah thanks Maddog :) Also, yes Rosario Dawson is freaking hot. I`m a Selma Hayek fan myself ¢¾
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Female 1,545
I would do Megan Fox, if given the chance. And I`m 100% straight.

There`s a paradox for you.

Also, Rosario Dawson is my hero.

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Female 654
"Personally I`m a Rosario Dawson guy but hey..each to their own!"

Lawl, I thought you said Rosie O` Donell

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Male 3,369
Nah..I like this!

Whats not to like.
I wouldnt worry starfl4ke. Marilyn Monroe was a UK size 14 and she was smokin hot. Some of us men arnt intrested in dating woman who have a toast rack for a ribcage!

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Female 349
Okay, I gotta ask, do NORMAL guys find women this skinny attractive? My boyfriend says he much prefers me now I`m bigger - 131 pounds and size 10-12 UK, than when I was a size 8 and 110 pounds. But I just think it`s cos my boobs went up like 2 sizes.. ¬_¬
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Male 3,369
osirisascend

So I guess your saying you`d nail SJP then? ;-)

Personally I`m a Rosario Dawson guy but hey..each to their own!

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Male 145
By the way, that tattoo is Marylin Monroe right?
It looks a hell of a lot like her.
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Male 145
LOL
I like the way she looks but that sad loser is pitiful.
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Female 125
aww poor guy. WTF she looks WAY to skinny!!!! O_O
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Male 3,058
@ Maddog: I`ll lose the points.

I would TOTALLY nail Sarah Jessica Parker.

I would nail her in a coat.

I would nail her on a boat.

I would nail her on the ground.

I would nail her upside down.

(apologies to Dr. Seuss, but I fell in love with SJP when I was 13, and she was on the old U.S. sitcom "Square Pegs" I can easily overlook her nose. It`s her EYES that get me.)

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Female 265
Good lord her breasts are like grapefruits!
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Male 139
He`s lucky somebody was rushing her into wherever it was and that bodyguard didn`t have time to stop and smack him upside the head.
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Male 1,357
nice face, shame about the tattoo. and awww at the rose guy
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Male 1,629
megan fox is only attractive to guys with no taste tbh
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Male 516
"nice tits"

Who? Megan or the guy in the background? xD

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Male 1,182
nice tits
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Female 1,697
She is so hot, even upset.

And so skinny!

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Male 32
I`m sorry,Love, I`ve got to side with SS, I hate her tattoo, it is not flattering in my opinion.

However, If you REALLY Desire to see it done, Volunteer, I`ll tattoo something on you.

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Male 844
lol!
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Male 904
shes pretty hot.
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Male 9,305
I love his expression

"EHHHHH! RHEHHHHHHHH! TAAAAKE IT!"

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Male 3,058
@ Maddog: I`ll lose the points.

I would TOTALLY nail Sarah Jessica Parker.

I would nail her in a coat.

I would nail her on a boat.

I would nail her on the ground.

I would nail her upside down.

(apologies to Dr. Seuss, but I fell in love with SJP when I was 13, and she was on the old U.S. sitcom "Square Pegs" I can easily overlook her nose. It`s her EYES that get me.)

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Female 2,220
God look at that waist.

bliblablob - she has many ugly tattoos.

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Female 138
tattoos are artwork, amazing artwork, so don`t dump on them. seriously, i`d like to see you draw something with a high speed needle on a moving canvas.
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Male 37
That`s Megan Fox right? Why does everyone think she`s so hot? She looks wierd to me and I know a few girls at my school who i`d rather bang.
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Male 3,755
Eh, she`s got tattoos. I wouldn`t give her the time of day.

Just kidding. I`d make an exception for her, but I find tattoos on women to be unattractive. It`s like defaming an already beautiful work of art.

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Female 271
I didn`t realise she had that ugly tattoo
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Female 241
aw.
it`s cute.
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Female 414
boobskiez x]
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Male 328
you`re never going to poke her eye out holding the rose that way. silly kid.
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Male 42
I love the creepy old guy looking in the back of the pic.
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Female 654
What the Hell is wrong with her mouth? It`s literally a horse going `D:`
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Male 2,619
Errrm is it just me thats mesmerized by her norks?
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Male 413
`I swear I know that kid from somewhere`

Hes probably the one hiding in the bushes outside your house

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Female 349
Omg, could she be any thinner??
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Male 967
Reminiscent of the Asian boy who tried to give this little girl flowers.
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Male 4,680
Megan Fox looked a hell of a lot hotter in transformers than she does in real life.
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Male 15,510
She looks like she can beat him for no reason
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Female 9,557
That`s sad...
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Male 3,369
@ osirisascend

You lost points when you said you`d nail Sarah Jessica Parker!

Just saying

And no..I`m not saying I`m into Megan Fox or plastic boobs!

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Male 228
Meh, Megan Fox looks like a normal, halfway decent looking chick. She`s just barley dratable in my opinion.
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Female 24
awh, that`s sad. :(
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Male 3,058
She just doesn`t do anything for me, and I`ve never been a fan of fake boobs. She`s okay looking, but but "hottest woman ever"?

Nah.

Too skinny, ridiculously fake boobs, a nose job that could cut glass and horse teeth.

That being said, it`s not surprising that the ones who do the most drooling over her are the 13-17`s, and the anime-obsessed over-18`s.

She`s fake, mean-spirited, and obviously unapproachable. The kid in the picture will probably spend the next few years stalking her.

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Male 4,546
Maybe she actually didn`t see him? She is being dragged.
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Female 590
I swear I know that kid from somewhere.
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Female 72
she may be a b!tch, but she`s undoubtedly one of the hottest b!tches EVER!
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Male 3,619
aww... I would have been heartbroken <:`C

porr guy, so close. yet so far away. damm bodyguards

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Male 1,178
her tits really are drating huge. Shes a bit of a bitch though...
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Female 171
Awwk that`s sad.
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Female 1,412
awww. least he got close to her and all that
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Female 192
Aww, I`d accept the rose.
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Female 84
A+ for effort.
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Male 513
Not like she`d be able to grab the flower, anyway, with her bodyguards "protecting" her like that.
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Male 5,094
Hear that? That`s the sound of shattered illusions.
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Male 101
how come she doesent have toe thumbs in this pic
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Male 3,369
Fixed!
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Female 654
Lmao at pdjr.

Fix teh link!

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Male 462
The girl must have divided by zero.
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Male 161
the enemy must be a ninja.
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Female 444
It doesn`t work?
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Male 298
so powerful that the link does not exist...
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Male 20,825
Link: The Most Pathetic, Desperate Act of the Day [Pic] [Rate Link] - Little did Megan know that by ignoring Chad, she made a powerful enemy that evening... a very powerful enemy indeed.
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