The Most Eligible Bachelor of 2009 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

That"s right, ladies--he"s single!
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Female 8
They look alike lol!
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Female 44
i dont know his ears are a bit furry but i would still date him. I wont judge him because of the ear fur im sure i can get used to that. His little black nose is so cute and there would be a big height difference but that to i can get over
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Male 210
chicks dig plushed animals bro
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Male 177
ya that koala could totally get some
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Male 586
i think he`s cute :) and because of the koala we know he`s an animal lover! :) yay!
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Female 61
Ewwy. I don`t want to be a shallow b!tch but god, he`s scary. And the posters behind him don`t help. Rapist material right here. :(
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Male 367
That poor koala.
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Female 5,222
ummm what?..
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Male 432
He`s only single because he likes to have multiple women on the side at a time for sex, but no relationships...That picture was taken after he had sex with 16 women at the same time.

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And three hippos; they need love too, you know.

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Male 438
Damn it, I told my brother to stop posting pics of himself on the net.
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Male 612
And he will be for a VERY long time...
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Male 12
The Koala says it all, "That`s right ladies, I go down under"
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Male 327
He`s only single because he likes to have multiple women on the side at a time for sex, but no relationships...That picture was taken after he had sex with 16 women at the same time.
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Male 3,296
how has he managed to stayed single by god, this is a miracle
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Female 354
oh oh yes
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Female 155
Oh. that poor, poor man. Sad.
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Male 57
its a koala a marsupial
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Female 4,028
He`s single?! Unbelievable!
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Female 150
but if he`s single, who`s that lady in the background?! :O

my dreams,...destroyed

:(((

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Female 10
I`d rather take the bear..Thank you very much. :x
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Male 56
am i the only one who popped a boner looking at this? lol
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Male 360
Hmm I`d tap that...
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Female 961
yeah, i`d hit that...the koala not the guy
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Female 854
What do you think he uses the bear for? )-|
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Male 28
Dashing...
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Female 382
hawt
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Female 265
lmao- who does take these crazy pics? also theres like girls in bathing suit on his wall..ugh i feel bad for that koala
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Male 844
hey! are they twins?
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Female 5
Sexy!!! hahahaha just KIDDING!! damn... he looks sooooo desperate
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Female 414
damn...this is just sad. I wonder what he uses that koala for??
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Female 373
You lied, clearly he is not single and very much in love with his Koala
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Male 422
Who takes photos like this one?
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Female 470
my...my eyes...THEYYY BUUUUURN!!!!!!!
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Male 8,300
> theHUSHSOUND
> koala is such a funny word!

Yeah, all the blokes up Kakuda reckon its a weird word, along with wombat, currawong, pademelon, bunyip, kangaroo, billabong, Wagga Wagga, corroboree, etc. Basically, a helluva lot of Aussie animals, places and such are from aboriginal words.

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Male 493
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!
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Female 519
I`d totally date that koala, except its gorilla friend is hideous.
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Female 1,386
"The Most Eligible Bachelor of 2009 [Pic]. That`s right, ladies--he`s single!"
The web is a disturbing place where one persons reject is another persons fetish. I`m sure theres probably someone out there in the dark corners of the internetz that`s fapping to potato diaper man.
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Female 540
koala is such a funny word!
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Male 1,647

His head is a different color than the rest of him. Go pasty-no-sun-skin! Yay! Matches his undies.
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Male 1,835
anybody else notice the poster above the koala?
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Male 8,300
> DavioMagnifi
> isnt it a koala bear?

No Davio, Koala`s aren`t bears, they`re related to sloths.

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Female 43
I`d hit that.
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Male 5,189
That Koala is like get me out of here. Please.
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Male 256
Tighty whities woooo
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Female 372
The koala`s cute! :)
And... if I`m not mistaken... he`s got swimsuit posters behind him.
AND HIS CHIN.
I can`t stop looking at his chin. Dx
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Male 599
Wait, but isnt it a koala bear?
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Male 8,300
> davymid
> I`m not gay, but this handsome specimen of a man might be enough to convert me

That`s just what you said to ME Davy, but it was just an empty promise wasn`t it?

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Male 8,300
OMFG not one IAB`er has called it a Koala Bear!! Can it be I`ve taught you guys something at last!?
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Male 10,440
bow chicka wow wow
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Male 795
He`s a total serial killer. Look at the painting behind him of the woman with the snapped neck!
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Male 820
wow, that koala is rather sexy.
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Female 1,063
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Male 438
*Calling Chris Hansen*
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Female 4,447
Why do they always have to pose in their underwear?! WHY?!
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Male 904
all of those posters AND that koala are used for masterbation.
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Female 140
i bet you he`s only into asians
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Male 23
Fehz "so posting handicap people is cool, huh?"

No, fancylad is just trying to give him a leg up on the competition... o:-)

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Female 15,763
Oh god that`s sexy... oh, you man the man? Because that koala is endangeringly hot...
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Female 83
ima get me some.
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Male 138
wasn`t there a recent post about this mildly retarded guy. i vaguely recall something about sex-ed...it was creepy
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Female 102
Yummy.
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Female 1,077
Him? Single? NO!
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Male 914
before i laugh, i need to verify first that this man isn`t mentally retarded...because i`d feel bad if i laughed and he was...
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Female 32
Is the guy the bachelor or the koala? O.o
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Female 91
he kinda looks like a chubbier version of that guy on Metalocalypse that ate babies.
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Male 2,582
Guaa, the stains all over his shirt and bed could molt into as new species.
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Female 171
I like his face.
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Male 1,078
Ryder:

Me three! How odd...

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Female 268
i just had an orgasm.
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Male 2,125
"What a stud. I`m not gay, but this handsome specimen of a man might be enough to convert me."

You know...I feel the same way o_O :-P

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Female 1,260
Save the Koala! That`s animal abuse. Call PETA, call the SPCA, call Australia (it`s their spokesanimal, yes?) Everybody say it with me now, "SAVE THE KOALA" and then give the koala a really hot, soapy, cloroxy bath!
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Male 341
$5 says he cut a hole in the back of that koala
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Female 1,412
:o WHERE CAN I GET MYSELF A BIG KOALA?!!!!!!! I want one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would so use him for that koala ;)
Look at those pictures in the background :/
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Female 64
OMG I WANT THE KOALA PLUSHIE!!!!
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Male 394
he has chinball syndrome or CBS.. lol
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Female 650
cute lil koala
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Male 1,718
Awww koala
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Female 9,572
Are we talking about the Kola or the fatass?
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Female 122
I`d rather have the koala plushie.
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Male 1,598
Like Buddahfinger said, he`s definitely not single. Sorry, ladies and men who are gay for him.
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Female 267
Oh baby, oh baby, oh.
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Male 149
I think if you were to put that koala under a black light you`d realise that he`s not technically single...
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Female 2,220
WUUUUUAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHA
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Female 77
ooooh, hunky!
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Male 12,138
What a stud. I`m not gay, but this handsome specimen of a man might be enough to convert me.
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Male 7,933
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Male 128
How can anyone with that many posters of models with underwear on their wall be single? Surely between those, the koala (for his sensitive side) and his amazingly attractive tighty whitey shot, he should have a whole line of women outside his door.
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Male 2,395
How `bout the Koala?
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Female 360
I love how right above this picture, I see an advert for a new Trojan Condom.
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Female 104
Trizz---You are absolutely right. He`s not single...
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Male 1,383
No, I don`t think he is single, he`s quite clearly married to that Koala bear.
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Male 208
Threesome with the koala
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Male 250
i`d like to think of this as more of a comparison pic. which would you rather have? sweet adorable amputee or the ugly lame koala..... wait i think i messed that up :S
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Male 7,933
"I`m surprised this isn`t on Fancy`s hard drive."

Its in his camera. Its a self picture

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Female 140
The guy or the koala?
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Male 467
So.. One great step towards immense seksiness is getting your legs cut off at the knees? I don`t think I need to be *that* seksi.
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Male 15,510
So thats the guy taking all the hotties!

Damn you!

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Female 18
He`s bringing sexy back.

...

(YEAH!_)

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Male 579
so posting handicap people is cool, huh?
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Female 444
Hmm... is that a cigarette in his left hand? I don`t date smokers
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Male 299
hey! where`d you guys find a picture of me?!
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Male 105
I`d hit that...

With a stick.

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Male 931
guygirl on the poster behind him is like WTF
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Male 4,680
They should hang this photo up in schools saying "THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL BECOME IF YOU DO NOT EAT HEALTHY".

Fruit sales would shoot through the roof.

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Male 525
This mans obviously had a charisma bypass
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Male 3,425
Is he wearing... Fake tan? Oh god...
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Female 590
He and Tina Chen should hook up: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseac...
I swear to God they`d be perfect together.
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Male 3,755
Honey, your bagel bites are ready!

Shutup ma! I told you I`d be right down. You know it`s my "private time".

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Female 195
what ya wanna bet that there is a hole somewhere in the bottom regions of that koala bear?
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Female 140
ohhh dayum
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Male 587
As I looked at this I could hear the jingle in my head.

Lowered Expectations

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Male 13,630
Um...
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Male 4,867
wow fancylad you could`ve chose a more appealing pic of yourself i mean c`mon man, this aint good enough
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Female 67
I`m surprised this isn`t on Fancy`s hard drive.
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Male 2,028
Damn... I guess this wasn`t the greatest pic of me.
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Female 193
o______o
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Female 91
Okay thats totallyfreaky and weird and not jacob black.. ^-^

so me. >.>

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Male 924
i can understand the pics on the wall, but the things he must`ve done to that poor koala...
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Male 20,917
Link: The Most Eligible Bachelor of 2009 [Pic] [Rate Link] - That`s right, ladies--he`s single!
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