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Date: 06/09/09 07:35 PM

119 Responses to The Most Eligible Bachelor of 2009 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Link: The Most Eligible Bachelor of 2009 - That`s right, ladies--he`s single!
  2. Profile photo of moojuiceman
    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    i can understand the pics on the wall, but the things he must`ve done to that poor koala...
  3. Profile photo of Lil_Viv
    Lil_Viv Female 13-17
    91 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Okay thats totallyfreaky and weird and not jacob black.. ^-^

    so me. >.>

  4. Profile photo of mystyocean
    mystyocean Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    o______o
  5. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Damn... I guess this wasn`t the greatest pic of me.
  6. Profile photo of MsxSweet
    MsxSweet Female 13-17
    67 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    I`m surprised this isn`t on Fancy`s hard drive.
  7. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    wow fancylad you could`ve chose a more appealing pic of yourself i mean c`mon man, this aint good enough
  8. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Um...
  9. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    As I looked at this I could hear the jingle in my head.

    Lowered Expectations

  10. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    ohhh dayum
  11. Profile photo of meganfallen
    meganfallen Female 18-29
    195 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    what ya wanna bet that there is a hole somewhere in the bottom regions of that koala bear?
  12. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Honey, your bagel bites are ready!

    Shutup ma! I told you I`d be right down. You know it`s my "private time".

  13. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    He and Tina Chen should hook up: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseac...
    I swear to God they`d be perfect together.
  14. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Is he wearing... Fake tan? Oh god...
  15. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    This mans obviously had a charisma bypass
  16. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    They should hang this photo up in schools saying "THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL BECOME IF YOU DO NOT EAT HEALTHY".

    Fruit sales would shoot through the roof.

  17. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    guygirl on the poster behind him is like WTF
  18. Profile photo of Lamchop
    Lamchop Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    I`d hit that...

    With a stick.

  19. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    hey! where`d you guys find a picture of me?!
  20. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Hmm... is that a cigarette in his left hand? I don`t date smokers
  21. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    so posting handicap people is cool, huh?
  22. Profile photo of Reeeych
    Reeeych Female 18-29
    18 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    He`s bringing sexy back.

    ...

    (YEAH!_)

  23. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    So thats the guy taking all the hotties!

    Damn you!

  24. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    So.. One great step towards immense seksiness is getting your legs cut off at the knees? I don`t think I need to be *that* seksi.
  25. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    The guy or the koala?
  26. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    "I`m surprised this isn`t on Fancy`s hard drive."

    Its in his camera. Its a self picture

  27. Profile photo of amonamarth20
    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    i`d like to think of this as more of a comparison pic. which would you rather have? sweet adorable amputee or the ugly lame koala..... wait i think i messed that up :S
  28. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    Threesome with the koala
  29. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    No, I don`t think he is single, he`s quite clearly married to that Koala bear.
  30. Profile photo of ppassion
    ppassion Female 18-29
    104 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Trizz---You are absolutely right. He`s not single...
  31. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    I love how right above this picture, I see an advert for a new Trojan Condom.
  32. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    How `bout the Koala?
  33. Profile photo of David_acord
    David_acord Male 18-29
    128 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    How can anyone with that many posters of models with underwear on their wall be single? Surely between those, the koala (for his sensitive side) and his amazingly attractive tighty whitey shot, he should have a whole line of women outside his door.
  34. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    condoms you say?
  35. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    What a stud. I`m not gay, but this handsome specimen of a man might be enough to convert me.
  36. Profile photo of SillyLily94
    SillyLily94 Female 13-17
    77 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    ooooh, hunky!
  37. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    WUUUUUAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHA
  38. Profile photo of Buddahfinger
    Buddahfinger Male 30-39
    149 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    I think if you were to put that koala under a black light you`d realise that he`s not technically single...
  39. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    Oh baby, oh baby, oh.
  40. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    Like Buddahfinger said, he`s definitely not single. Sorry, ladies and men who are gay for him.
  41. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    I`d rather have the koala plushie.
  42. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Are we talking about the Kola or the fatass?
  43. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Awww koala
  44. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    cute lil koala
  45. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    he has chinball syndrome or CBS.. lol
  46. Profile photo of ElleWilde
    ElleWilde Female 13-17
    64 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    OMG I WANT THE KOALA PLUSHIE!!!!
  47. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    :o WHERE CAN I GET MYSELF A BIG KOALA?!!!!!!! I want one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would so use him for that koala ;)
    Look at those pictures in the background :/
  48. Profile photo of icfire504
    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    $5 says he cut a hole in the back of that koala
  49. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    Save the Koala! That`s animal abuse. Call PETA, call the SPCA, call Australia (it`s their spokesanimal, yes?) Everybody say it with me now, "SAVE THE KOALA" and then give the koala a really hot, soapy, cloroxy bath!
  50. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    "What a stud. I`m not gay, but this handsome specimen of a man might be enough to convert me."

    You know...I feel the same way o_O :-P

  51. Profile photo of Tidbit
    Tidbit Female 70 & Over
    268 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    i just had an orgasm.
  52. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    Ryder:

    Me three! How odd...

  53. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    171 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    I like his face.
  54. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    Guaa, the stains all over his shirt and bed could molt into as new species.
  55. Profile photo of 21skulls
    21skulls Female 18-29
    91 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    he kinda looks like a chubbier version of that guy on Metalocalypse that ate babies.
  56. Profile photo of Doctor_House
    Doctor_House Female 18-29
    32 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Is the guy the bachelor or the koala? O.o
  57. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    before i laugh, i need to verify first that this man isn`t mentally retarded...because i`d feel bad if i laughed and he was...
  58. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Him? Single? NO!
  59. Profile photo of sporks_RULE_
    sporks_RULE_ Female 18-29
    102 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    Yummy.
  60. Profile photo of cuchulainn
    cuchulainn Male 30-39
    138 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    wasn`t there a recent post about this mildly retarded guy. i vaguely recall something about sex-ed...it was creepy
  61. Profile photo of bejoty
    bejoty Female 13-17
    83 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    ima get me some.
  62. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    Oh god that`s sexy... oh, you man the man? Because that koala is endangeringly hot...
  63. Profile photo of EhSteve89
    EhSteve89 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Fehz "so posting handicap people is cool, huh?"

    No, fancylad is just trying to give him a leg up on the competition... o:-)

  64. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    i bet you he`s only into asians
  65. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    all of those posters AND that koala are used for masterbation.
  66. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    Why do they always have to pose in their underwear?! WHY?!
  67. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    *Calling Chris Hansen*
  68. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
  69. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    wow, that koala is rather sexy.
  70. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    He`s a total serial killer. Look at the painting behind him of the woman with the snapped neck!
  71. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    bow chicka wow wow
  72. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    OMFG not one IAB`er has called it a Koala Bear!! Can it be I`ve taught you guys something at last!?
  73. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    > davymid
    > I`m not gay, but this handsome specimen of a man might be enough to convert me

    That`s just what you said to ME Davy, but it was just an empty promise wasn`t it?

  74. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    Wait, but isnt it a koala bear?
  75. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    The koala`s cute! :)
    And... if I`m not mistaken... he`s got swimsuit posters behind him.
    AND HIS CHIN.
    I can`t stop looking at his chin. Dx
  76. Profile photo of Habute
    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    Tighty whities woooo
  77. Profile photo of jesswalker
    jesswalker Female 18-29
    43 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    I`d hit that.
  78. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    > DavioMagnifi
    > isnt it a koala bear?

    No Davio, Koala`s aren`t bears, they`re related to sloths.

  79. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    anybody else notice the poster above the koala?
  80. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    His head is a different color than the rest of him. Go pasty-no-sun-skin! Yay! Matches his undies.
  81. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    koala is such a funny word!
  82. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    "The Most Eligible Bachelor of 2009 . That`s right, ladies--he`s single!"
    The web is a disturbing place where one persons reject is another persons fetish. I`m sure theres probably someone out there in the dark corners of the internetz that`s fapping to potato diaper man.
  83. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:52 am
    I`d totally date that koala, except its gorilla friend is hideous.
  84. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 3:37 am
    DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!
  85. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 4:40 am
    > theHUSHSOUND
    > koala is such a funny word!

    Yeah, all the blokes up Kakuda reckon its a weird word, along with wombat, currawong, pademelon, bunyip, kangaroo, billabong, Wagga Wagga, corroboree, etc. Basically, a helluva lot of Aussie animals, places and such are from aboriginal words.

  86. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:11 am
    my...my eyes...THEYYY BUUUUURN!!!!!!!
  87. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 6:00 am
    Who takes photos like this one?
  88. Profile photo of Sistarose
    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 7:37 am
    You lied, clearly he is not single and very much in love with his Koala
  89. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 7:40 am
    damn...this is just sad. I wonder what he uses that koala for??
  90. Profile photo of RichBitch01
    RichBitch01 Female 18-29
    5 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:05 am
    Sexy!!! hahahaha just KIDDING!! damn... he looks sooooo desperate
  91. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:11 am
    hey! are they twins?
  92. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:23 am
    lmao- who does take these crazy pics? also theres like girls in bathing suit on his wall..ugh i feel bad for that koala
  93. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:33 am
    hawt
  94. Profile photo of Fagballs
    Fagballs Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:41 am
    Dashing...
  95. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 9:53 am
    What do you think he uses the bear for? )-|
  96. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 10:19 am
    yeah, i`d hit that...the koala not the guy
  97. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    360 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 11:24 am
    Hmm I`d tap that...
  98. Profile photo of Godfather1
    Godfather1 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    am i the only one who popped a boner looking at this? lol
  99. Profile photo of iAlana
    iAlana Female 13-17
    10 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    I`d rather take the bear..Thank you very much. :x
  100. Profile photo of anyer
    anyer Female 13-17
    150 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    but if he`s single, who`s that lady in the background?! :O

    my dreams,...destroyed

    :(((

  101. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    He`s single?! Unbelievable!
  102. Profile photo of zombiejedi
    zombiejedi Male 18-29
    57 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    its a koala a marsupial
  103. Profile photo of wednesday_52
    wednesday_52 Female 18-29
    155 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Oh. that poor, poor man. Sad.
  104. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    oh oh yes
  105. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    how has he managed to stayed single by god, this is a miracle
  106. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    He`s only single because he likes to have multiple women on the side at a time for sex, but no relationships...That picture was taken after he had sex with 16 women at the same time.
  107. Profile photo of talman
    talman Male 18-29
    12 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    The Koala says it all, "That`s right ladies, I go down under"
  108. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    And he will be for a VERY long time...
  109. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    Damn it, I told my brother to stop posting pics of himself on the net.
  110. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    He`s only single because he likes to have multiple women on the side at a time for sex, but no relationships...That picture was taken after he had sex with 16 women at the same time.

    __

    And three hippos; they need love too, you know.

  111. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 12:28 am
    ummm what?..
  112. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    That poor koala.
  113. Profile photo of Thrash
    Thrash Female 13-17
    61 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    Ewwy. I don`t want to be a shallow b!tch but god, he`s scary. And the posters behind him don`t help. Rapist material right here. :(
  114. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    i think he`s cute :) and because of the koala we know he`s an animal lover! :) yay!
  115. Profile photo of raydar
    raydar Male 13-17
    177 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    ya that koala could totally get some
  116. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    chicks dig plushed animals bro
  117. Profile photo of milkshakes
    milkshakes Female 18-29
    44 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 4:44 am
    i dont know his ears are a bit furry but i would still date him. I wont judge him because of the ear fur im sure i can get used to that. His little black nose is so cute and there would be a big height difference but that to i can get over
  118. Profile photo of XchibiX
    XchibiX Female 13-17
    8 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:05 am
    They look alike lol!

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