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Date: 06/30/09 06:09 AM

83 Responses to The Eternal Optimist [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:16 am
    Link: The Eternal Optimist - This guy knows something and it`s killing me that I don`t know what it is.
  2. Profile photo of NiteCrawla
    NiteCrawla Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:24 am
    He knows that his picture is going to be put on some website... thanks for fulfilling his life mission there fancylad
  3. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:25 am
    I hate to mention this, But he does look "mentally chall...". Aww crap now I`m doing it. He`s we todd did.
  4. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:31 am
    So what`s the story behind the pic?
  5. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:37 am
    I think the guy is just retarded or something....or high....maybe both
  6. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:48 am
    maybe, in his mind, the penalty is worth it. if he dies a martyr, he`ll go to Heaven and be with 72 virgins (I think that`s what they believe, anyway), and his death will not have been in vain.
  7. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:50 am
    Okay, completely off topic but.. TehKitteh, I LOVE your photo! ^_^
  8. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:53 am
    boom. that`s funny. huh huh. dying`s cool.
  9. Profile photo of cookie11111
    cookie11111 Male 13-17
    184 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:55 am
    "Always look on the bright side of life"
  10. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:07 am
    He can finally be reincarnated into something more peaceful.
  11. Profile photo of justwatching
    justwatching Male 18-29
    115 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:10 am
    if u r happy and you know it, hang urself
  12. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:18 am
    he just farted
  13. Profile photo of plague39
    plague39 Male 13-17
    8 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:20 am
    He thinks hes finally getting his 72 virgins. However bin laden never said they would be female virgins. He could have 72 fat sweaty guys instead.
  14. Profile photo of Dallibar
    Dallibar Male 18-29
    25 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:20 am
    Say cheese!
  15. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:43 am
    How was this pic even taken and uploaded?
  16. Profile photo of Ticomeister
    Ticomeister Male 18-29
    72 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:05 am
    and in the last few moments of his life, he couldn`t help but just smile.

    doesnt this picture depress anyone else?

  17. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:05 am
    Oh My God! O.O
  18. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:16 am
    hes just happy tht ppl are talking to him... :(
  19. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:24 am
    Of course he`s smiling. He`s on a podium and in the middle... yay for gold!
  20. Profile photo of hello_oh
    hello_oh Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:25 am
    Because he`s going to paradise with all those virgins
  21. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:27 am
    Know what`s funny? A recent translation of the Koran revealed that the "virgins" are actually small white...wait for it...rasins.
  22. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:35 am
    He`s just trying really hard to let a big FART rip.
  23. Profile photo of
    WJZIV
    32 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:45 am
    dammit! i lost the game
  24. Profile photo of TheFriedCoke
    TheFriedCoke Male 13-17
    111 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:55 am
    "At least I`m dying with my favorite pants"
  25. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:01 am
    Hurray for virgins!
  26. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:01 am
    Yeah, executions, so funny I`m peeing my pants...
  27. Profile photo of HunterJumper
    HunterJumper Female 13-17
    112 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:04 am
    Well.
    This picture kind of made me sad. :-/
  28. Profile photo of iShikamaru
    iShikamaru Male 13-17
    37 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Is the guy mentally impaired?

    One too many blows to the head, I think.
    But if he can point the gun and pull the trigger, he`s useful, right?

  29. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:26 am
    "Finally I`m part of the group!"
  30. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:29 am
    "Hi Mom!"
  31. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:01 am
    that sucks...
  32. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:08 am
    Well personally I really hope that when my time comes I have the cojones to go out with a sht eating grin on my face too.
  33. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:15 am
    he just wanted to fit in...the noose
  34. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:17 am
    He is smiling because someone is taking his picture. I know people that, any time a camera is pointed at them, they smile. God, what a horrible habit at a time like that. (It`s hilarious)
  35. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:27 am
    He`s smiling because he just read An Occurence at Owl Creek Bridge, but never got to the end.
  36. Profile photo of psr12
    psr12 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:30 am
    He pissed in the coffee.
  37. Profile photo of taitano
    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:44 am
    He`s smiling to make you wonder what he knows. He`s laughing that it`s freaking you out. The look of satisfaction is from the incredible fart he just made.

    Unless this is all just staged. . . In which case, he has one of the worst poker-faces I`ve ever seen.

  38. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:49 am
    hes smiling because he is sane
  39. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:03 am
    Emo`s are everywhere...
  40. Profile photo of BetterBob
    BetterBob Male 18-29
    168 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:06 am
    They don`t even know how to hang people. The knot is supposed to go on the side, so it snaps their neck.
  41. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:10 am
    psr12:

    that is for sure.

  42. Profile photo of bro_storm
    bro_storm Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:29 am
    he was never good at tying knots... he`s just happy someone else is doing it for him. facking emo...
  43. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:35 am
    `This guy knows something and it`s killing me that I don`t know what it is.`

    Probably not as much as its killing him

  44. Profile photo of 16901
    16901 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:46 am
    hahaha nice Barooo
  45. Profile photo of LucaStefan
    LucaStefan Male 13-17
    20 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:48 am
    `For life is quite absurd
    And deaths the final word
    You must always face the curtain with a bang
    Forget about your sins
    Give the audience a grin
    Enjoy it, it`s your last chance to get out`

  46. Profile photo of jde824
    jde824 Male 18-29
    238 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:53 am
    He is smiling because he is about to get all those virgins he was promised.
  47. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:53 am
    "They don`t even know how to hang people. The knot is supposed to go on the side, so it snaps their neck."

    That`s only if you don`t want them to suffer too much...Public executions don`t usually work that way...

  48. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:56 am
    He just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
  49. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    >LucaStefan

    Yeay! Monty Python fans unite!

  50. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    Wow, was NOT expecting this kind of pic...
  51. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    lol jde824.
  52. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    "-Any last words?"
    -Yes, just three"
  53. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    Kinda sad that those people died few seconds later, but the pic is still funny.

    Buzzkiller, I know.

  54. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    This is sooo horrible
  55. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    I thought it was gonna be funny, don`t like it at all!
  56. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    That`s just depressing =/
  57. Profile photo of Sammichiaki1
    Sammichiaki1 Female 18-29
    206 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    =s
  58. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    Reminds me of the life of brian.

    Some things in life are bad,
    They can really make you mad.
    Other things just make you swear and curse.

    When you`re chewing on life`s gristle,
    bah! Don`t grumble, give a whistle,
    And this`ll help things turn out for the best, and....

    Always look on the bright side of life...

  59. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    i meant he doesnt take life to seriously :D
  60. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    "Mohammed was confident that the strategically placed trampoline would prove useful..."
    Caption if you can people.
  61. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    "Mohammed always knew people would remember him as being `well hung`"
  62. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    "Mohammed was confident that Dave Chapelle would push through the crowd and provide a saving arrow..."
  63. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    i love it AngelMassB....=D
  64. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    The guy on the left keeps tickling him and making fart noises.
  65. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    "Caption if you can people"

    You can`t, so don`t

  66. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    awww
    thats...something
  67. Profile photo of Fairienyte
    Fairienyte Female 18-29
    146 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    He`s expecting 40 virgins, too bad they`re all gamers and sci-fi nerds!
  68. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    not ok
  69. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    I guess he`s thinking.

    "It could be worst, they could have killed me by pouring molten lead by my butt hole until it comes out my mouth... Since i`m going to die anyway you could almost say they`re doing me a favor and on top of everything it`s all free. Hehehe, Suckers!"

  70. Profile photo of Computron
    Computron Male 30-39
    157 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    Always look on the bright side of life...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1N...
  71. Profile photo of DeepFryer7
    DeepFryer7 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    :(
  72. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    He`s smiling cause he`s got an Anti-Gravity Machine in his pocket, and when they pull that lever, the Earth will drop away from him, and he`ll be safe and everyone else will die of asphyxiation cause the atmosphere stays where it is.

    Kind of a long joke for a short quip, sorry

  73. Profile photo of SonOfSin
    SonOfSin Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    He`s smiling because he has rigged his noose to enough C4 to take out 8 blocks... Either that or he`s thinking of everyone else in there underwear.
  74. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    This just makes me sad. =[
  75. Profile photo of Scruffeh
    Scruffeh Male 18-29
    64 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    i think he just farted lol
  76. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:21 pm
    He won`t be smiling for long...

    Soon he`ll realize he left the oven on at home.

  77. Profile photo of senia
    senia Female 18-29
    96 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:26 am
    i think it`s because he just peed himself....
  78. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:47 am
    :[
  79. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    It`s pretty hilarious... Left: Pissed Off because he caught his wife cheating on him. Middle: He`s the guy who was cheating with the other guys wife. Right: Well he`s just there... Just because... Poor lil feller looks sad...
  80. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    scruffeh, you beat me to it. :p
  81. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 1:24 am
    what he is thinking... " 40 VIRGINS HERE I COME!!!!"
  82. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    "He who smiles has found someone else to blame." Well, at this point, it`d take some serious finagling to get him out of it.

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