The Eternal Optimist [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

This guy knows something and it"s killing me that I don"t know what it is.
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Female 1,231
"He who smiles has found someone else to blame." Well, at this point, it`d take some serious finagling to get him out of it.
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Male 308
what he is thinking... " 40 VIRGINS HERE I COME!!!!"
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Female 778
scruffeh, you beat me to it. :p
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Male 480
It`s pretty hilarious... Left: Pissed Off because he caught his wife cheating on him. Middle: He`s the guy who was cheating with the other guys wife. Right: Well he`s just there... Just because... Poor lil feller looks sad...
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Male 1,109
:[
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Female 96
i think it`s because he just peed himself....
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Female 15,763
He won`t be smiling for long...

Soon he`ll realize he left the oven on at home.

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Male 64
i think he just farted lol
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Female 1,441
This just makes me sad. =[
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Male 13
He`s smiling because he has rigged his noose to enough C4 to take out 8 blocks... Either that or he`s thinking of everyone else in there underwear.
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Male 8,300
He`s smiling cause he`s got an Anti-Gravity Machine in his pocket, and when they pull that lever, the Earth will drop away from him, and he`ll be safe and everyone else will die of asphyxiation cause the atmosphere stays where it is.

[quote]Kind of a long joke for a short quip, sorry[/quote]

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Male 100
:(
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Male 157
Always look on the bright side of life...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1N...
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Male 2,172
I guess he`s thinking.

"It could be worst, they could have killed me by pouring molten lead by my butt hole until it comes out my mouth... Since i`m going to die anyway you could almost say they`re doing me a favor and on top of everything it`s all free. Hehehe, Suckers!"

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Female 5,222
not ok
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Female 146
He`s expecting 40 virgins, too bad they`re all gamers and sci-fi nerds!
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Female 1,269
awww
thats...something
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Male 1,451
"Caption if you can people"

You can`t, so don`t

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Male 2,582
The guy on the left keeps tickling him and making fart noises.
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Male 3,915
i love it AngelMassB....=D
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Male 3,915
"Mohammed was confident that Dave Chapelle would push through the crowd and provide a saving arrow..."
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Male 1,231
"Mohammed always knew people would remember him as being `well hung`"
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Male 1,231
"Mohammed was confident that the strategically placed trampoline would prove useful..."
Caption if you can people.
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Male 2,388
i meant he doesnt take life to seriously :D
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Male 1,452
Reminds me of the life of brian.

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.

When you`re chewing on life`s gristle,
bah! Don`t grumble, give a whistle,
And this`ll help things turn out for the best, and....

Always look on the bright side of life...

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Female 206
=s
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Female 326
That`s just depressing =/
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Female 1,697
I thought it was gonna be funny, don`t like it at all!
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Female 1,412
This is sooo horrible
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Male 499
Kinda sad that those people died few seconds later, but the pic is still funny.

Buzzkiller, I know.

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Male 15,510
"-Any last words?"
-Yes, just three"
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Female 1,412
lol jde824.
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Female 3,726
Wow, was NOT expecting this kind of pic...
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Male 2,552
>LucaStefan

Yeay! Monty Python fans unite!

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Male 316
He just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Male 814
"They don`t even know how to hang people. The knot is supposed to go on the side, so it snaps their neck."

That`s only if you don`t want them to suffer too much...Public executions don`t usually work that way...

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Male 238
He is smiling because he is about to get all those virgins he was promised.
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Male 20
`For life is quite absurd
And deaths the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bang
Forget about your sins
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it`s your last chance to get out`

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Male 32
hahaha nice Barooo
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Male 413
`This guy knows something and it`s killing me that I don`t know what it is.`

Probably not as much as its killing him

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Male 89
he was never good at tying knots... he`s just happy someone else is doing it for him. facking emo...
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Male 1,837
psr12:

that is for sure.

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Male 168
They don`t even know how to hang people. The knot is supposed to go on the side, so it snaps their neck.
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Female 1,043
Emo`s are everywhere...
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Male 2,388
hes smiling because he is sane
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Male 204
He`s smiling to make you wonder what he knows. He`s laughing that it`s freaking you out. The look of satisfaction is from the incredible fart he just made.

Unless this is all just staged. . . In which case, he has one of the worst poker-faces I`ve ever seen.

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Male 9
He pissed in the coffee.
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Female 767
He`s smiling because he just read An Occurence at Owl Creek Bridge, but never got to the end.
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Female 538
He is smiling because someone is taking his picture. I know people that, any time a camera is pointed at them, they smile. God, what a horrible habit at a time like that. (It`s hilarious)
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Male 4,867
he just wanted to fit in...the noose
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Male 436
Well personally I really hope that when my time comes I have the cojones to go out with a sht eating grin on my face too.
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Male 904
that sucks...
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Male 462
"Hi Mom!"
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Male 569
"Finally I`m part of the group!"
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Male 37
Is the guy mentally impaired?

One too many blows to the head, I think.
But if he can point the gun and pull the trigger, he`s useful, right?

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Female 112
Well.
This picture kind of made me sad. :-/
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Male 1,455
Yeah, executions, so funny I`m peeing my pants...
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Female 9,572
Hurray for virgins!
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Male 111
"At least I`m dying with my favorite pants"
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Male 4,807
He`s just trying really hard to let a big FART rip.
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Male 287
Know what`s funny? A recent translation of the Koran revealed that the "virgins" are actually small white...wait for it...rasins.
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Male 28
Because he`s going to paradise with all those virgins
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Male 995
Of course he`s smiling. He`s on a podium and in the middle... yay for gold!
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Female 2,672
hes just happy tht ppl are talking to him... :(
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Female 572
Oh My God! O.O
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Male 72
and in the last few moments of his life, he couldn`t help but just smile.

doesnt this picture depress anyone else?

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Male 343
How was this pic even taken and uploaded?
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Male 25
Say cheese!
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Male 8
He thinks hes finally getting his 72 virgins. However bin laden never said they would be female virgins. He could have 72 fat sweaty guys instead.
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Male 1,596
he just farted
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Male 115
if u r happy and you know it, hang urself
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Male 407
He can finally be reincarnated into something more peaceful.
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Male 184
"Always look on the bright side of life"
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Female 397
boom. that`s funny. huh huh. dying`s cool.
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Female 349
Okay, completely off topic but.. TehKitteh, I LOVE your photo! ^_^
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Female 187
maybe, in his mind, the penalty is worth it. if he dies a martyr, he`ll go to Heaven and be with 72 virgins (I think that`s what they believe, anyway), and his death will not have been in vain.
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Male 5,189
BOOM.
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Male 649
I think the guy is just retarded or something....or high....maybe both
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Male 9,305
So what`s the story behind the pic?
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Male 17,511
I hate to mention this, But he does look "mentally chall...". Aww crap now I`m doing it. He`s we todd did.
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Male 14
He knows that his picture is going to be put on some website... thanks for fulfilling his life mission there fancylad
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Male 20,911
Link: The Eternal Optimist [Pic] [Rate Link] - This guy knows something and it`s killing me that I don`t know what it is.
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