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Public Bathroom Rule of Etiquette #3 [Pic]

When at the urinal, always go with the “less skin is better” rule of thumb. [Slightly NSFW.]

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Submitted by: fancylad

LBC bon vivant, short skirt historian, born-again empathizer, rock n' roll raconteur and first-and-foremost a family tripper.

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Date: 06/30/09 06:27 AM

115 Responses to Public Bathroom Rule of Etiquette #3 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    19389 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:30 am
    Link: Public Bathroom Rule of Etiquette #3 - When at the urinal, always go with the `less skin is better` rule of thumb.
  2. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:39 am
    Hmn.. I wonder who went in there and took a picture. Otherwise it looks STAGED D:

    But he has a semi-nice ass.

  3. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:45 am
    Is he using his phone whilst standing there with his trousers down..??
  4. Profile photo of Jane_uk
    Jane_uk Female 30-39
    67 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:48 am
    I think he`s picking his nose!
  5. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:48 am
    boys are stupid.
  6. Profile photo of cyberbud2000
    cyberbud2000 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:48 am
    feels good man..
  7. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:50 am
    why is he not holding his penis? is his aim that good? or is his penis so long he can just drape it over the side? whatever the reason, I bet the man in the middle knows the answer.
  8. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:50 am
    He could be mentally challenged. I have noticed that people with mental problems sometimes lack the coordination or don`t feel comfortable enough to aim their pee through a small opening in their pants.
  9. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:04 am
    Public Bathroom Rule of Etiquette #4: Don`t take photo`s of random guys asses.

    o.O

  10. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2113 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:06 am
    im with keaton.
    in my school, 2 mentally challenged (because im soooooooooo politically correct) guys would use the urinal like this
  11. Profile photo of justwatching
    justwatching Male 18-29
    115 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:09 am
    id10t!
  12. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:12 am
    LMAO mushie mush
  13. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1686 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:13 am
    man-ass is not what I wanted to see first thing at 7 Am....
  14. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:26 am
    mushie_mush
    Female, 13-17, Australia
    2556 Posts Tuesday, June 30, 2009 7:04:54 AM
    Public Bathroom Rule of Etiquette #4: Don`t take photo`s of random guys asses.

    YES! LOL!

  15. Profile photo of EnglishDan
    EnglishDan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:26 am
    wow, the guy in the middle has really short legs!
  16. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:27 am
    <3 <3 <3

    I`d tap that.

  17. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:29 am
    englishdan...no, he is doing like the first guy but has his shirt draped over his ass.

    I actually know someone who does this. I don`t understand it.

  18. Profile photo of schwabos
    schwabos Male 18-29
    36 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:35 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHA... he`s even picking his nose! Quality photo. LMAO!!
  19. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2552 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:45 am
    That`s nasty.
  20. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1505 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:45 am
    Like the saggy pants guys, it looks like he`s displaying his romantic availability.
  21. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    572 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:56 am
    Whoa, nice ass buddy but come on too much sausage to be so comfortable with that.
  22. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:02 am
    lol at the cool hollister redneck looking at him
  23. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:08 am
    we had a semi-retarded kid in grade 4 that used to do this all the time. haahahha noob
  24. Profile photo of WMDs-R-Bad
    WMDs-R-Bad Male 13-17
    46 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:12 am
    I`m guessing piss drunk...
  25. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2672 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:15 am
    at least hes not standing next to anyone, thats rule #1
  26. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    511 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:17 am
    "we had a semi-retarded kid in grade 4 that used to do this all the time. haahahha noob"

    was this you, by any chance?

  27. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:29 am
    its Butters :D
  28. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4808 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:31 am
    LOL. That`s one way keep a urinal or two between you and the other creeps.
  29. Profile photo of stumpywombat
    stumpywombat Female 18-29
    30 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:37 am
    He has a cute butt!
  30. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:41 am
    rule #4 is don`t take pictures of other guys pissing.
  31. Profile photo of TheFriedCoke
    TheFriedCoke Male 13-17
    111 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:48 am
    I was thinking the same thing Mornaf.
  32. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9329 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:59 am
    Why is the guy on the right staring?
  33. Profile photo of iShikamaru
    iShikamaru Male 13-17
    37 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:05 am
    That`s just...

    Wrong. That`s just not cool.

  34. Profile photo of taylalatbh
    taylalatbh Female 13-17
    56 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:05 am
    He`s picking his nose as well.
  35. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:28 am
    You would be surprised at how often that happens.
  36. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:31 am
    maybe he didn`t have a alittle hole ?
  37. Profile photo of Keyh
    Keyh Male 18-29
    226 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:34 am
    "Why is the guy on the right staring? "

    Better question, why did someone take a picture?

  38. Profile photo of Solfille
    Solfille Female 13-17
    72 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:49 am
    Aren`t cameras not allowed in bathrooms?
  39. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:57 am
    Well... at least he`s got a nice ass.
  40. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:58 am
    he pees like a kid in elementary school
  41. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3425 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:01 am
    Aaaaw, I always used to do that... When I was about 4.
  42. Profile photo of craigf89
    craigf89 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:03 am
    haha Keyh
  43. Profile photo of snapplemouse
    snapplemouse Female 13-17
    160 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:05 am
    He`s got an amazing butt.

    :O

  44. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4867 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:16 am
    thats gross, he`s picking his nose
  45. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:18 am
    [email protected]
  46. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:24 am
    Ew. It`s a man butt.
  47. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:24 am
    He does, snapplemouse... o.o
  48. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:51 am
    I`m quite desturbed that someone actually took that picture...
  49. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7933 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:53 am
    I actually did that once to scare my friends. It got major lulz
  50. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:05 am
    He has a nice bum n.n
  51. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:07 am
    arrested development
  52. Profile photo of gnomelover
    gnomelover Female 18-29
    113 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:27 am
    feels good man
  53. Profile photo of demonbunny
    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:32 am
    *Pulls trousers back up*

    RANDY!!

  54. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1072 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:44 am
    looks like he is picking his nose
  55. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1413 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    lol nice

    i like his bum too

  56. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    He does have a nice a$$.

    But if I was guy I would go in there with my pants around my ankles and be like "what, what b*itch!? If you don`t like it.....don`t look! lol

    Pants around ankles = comfy peeing

  57. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    THAT is a BIG no no.
  58. Profile photo of enirroc
    enirroc Female 18-29
    94 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    lol at demonbunny`s comment.
    Family guy ftw! =D
  59. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2553 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    Unnecessary, much?
  60. Profile photo of yowming3214
    yowming3214 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    ITS BUTTERS!
  61. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Nice to know people don`t wear underwear.
  62. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    nice ass
  63. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    overkill
  64. Profile photo of missa921
    missa921 Female 18-29
    41 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    HE`S PICKING HIS NOSE!!!!!!!
  65. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Yeah nice ass. The rule mentioned in the initial post doesnt apply in gay bars` bathrooms ;)
  66. Profile photo of weresphinx
    weresphinx Male 18-29
    218 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    why...? maybe he is a drunk frat boy
  67. Profile photo of Souljah23
    Souljah23 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    fruit basket
  68. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    OMG. I feel embarrased for him?
  69. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    609 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    it has to be a joke
  70. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2586 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    The other thing that surprises me is that guys don`t utilise their fly! - seriously... the zip is there so you don`t HAVE to undo your belt like the second guy!
  71. Profile photo of Sammichiaki1
    Sammichiaki1 Female 18-29
    206 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    ewwww
  72. Profile photo of Vallejo
    Vallejo Male 18-29
    11 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Feels good man.
  73. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12138 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    I actually did that once to scare my friends. It got major lulz

    Prime, we`ve spoken about this before. You`re meant to do it an a restroom, not on the basketball court.

  74. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    601 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    That`s what toddlers and little kids do...
  75. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    whoa. I don`t envy men and their urinals.
  76. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    At least he followed the first rule of etiquette in picking the urinal farthest away from everyone else
  77. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1436 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    Is that guy . . . . checking out his . . . package?!

    Also, I didn`t think grown men did this.

  78. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    382 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    As an added bonus, Assman will pick his nose for you!
  79. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    I think what`s more disturbing (besides a bare-assed guy picking his nose in the rest room) is that someone is *photographing* said bare-assed guy.
  80. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    hahahaha thats kreepy.... i would flip if i saw that.... but i could get one of my friends to do that to flip other people out too...
  81. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    Once again, i wonder who was taking pictures in toilets.
  82. Profile photo of ytsirk7
    ytsirk7 Female 13-17
    4 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    hahahhahahahahahhahahahaah this made me laugh really hard. i was not expecting that.)-|
  83. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5223 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    nice ass fo sho
  84. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    914 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    wait a second, that`s how i go to the urinal too...what`s weird are the two guys with their pants up...and you should always have a bro taking a picture...you know, for evidence and stuff...
  85. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8302 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    > kinjomusashi
    > wait a second, that`s how i go to the urinal too

    Dude, you`re Japanese, nothing weird you do, counts :-)

  86. Profile photo of SonOfSin
    SonOfSin Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    lol. the guy in the white hat isn`t sure if he should say something. pretty funny.
  87. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4793 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    SOMEBODY lost a bet.
  88. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    lmao. hahaha.
  89. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    hey, at least he got a nice ass...
  90. Profile photo of cmdgordon
    cmdgordon Male 18-29
    16 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    the guy in the white hats pants r down almost as far... lol
  91. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15763 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    Wow, that IS a really nice ass... too bad it`s at compleeeetely the wrong time.
  92. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:09 am
    rule #4 dont stare!!! (cough cough guy in white hat) stop being jealous
  93. Profile photo of senia
    senia Female 18-29
    96 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:16 am
    i don`t get it?
    omgggg is it because he`s scratching his nose while peeing?! GROSS!
    ;P
  94. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1291 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:19 am
    Is he picking his nose?
  95. Profile photo of Xamthos
    Xamthos Male 13-17
    32 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:31 am
    If he IS picking his nose then it looks like someone just snuck out of the Mental Help Hospital.
  96. Profile photo of GravyZombie
    GravyZombie Male 18-29
    84 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 3:30 am
    Opie! You think thats a fine ass? Check mine out

    Oh god tha was a bad one..

  97. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    976 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 3:51 am
    I agree with TCullen23. Eyes on the road, dude.
  98. Profile photo of jeffraines
    jeffraines Male 18-29
    3 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 4:30 am
    Pic Related
  99. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:30 am
    its actually disurbing that people take photos in public toilets.
  100. Profile photo of SlapChopper1
    SlapChopper1 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:51 am
    what`s wrong with it? I always take a piss like that
  101. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:46 am
    oh god reminds me of 1st grade...
  102. Profile photo of kusanagi
    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:39 am
    the disturbinator strikes again!
  103. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    That guys got some big-ass thighs.
    Maybe he`s advertising them...
  104. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Indeed, memories of elementary school come to me.... *shudder*
  105. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    he`s multi-tasking - digging for gold while urinating.
  106. Profile photo of Guitar101
    Guitar101 Male 13-17
    33 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    This takes me back to elementary school as well... Theres always this one kid whom you pray you won`t see when you walk in.
  107. Profile photo of TrampyMan
    TrampyMan Male 18-29
    124 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    horrible horrible memories
  108. Profile photo of kingquis23
    kingquis23 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 12:11 pm

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  109. Profile photo of Anberu_chan
    Anberu_chan Female 13-17
    5 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    o.O i think i threw up a little...
  110. Profile photo of IndysNotEmo
    IndysNotEmo Male 18-29
    61 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    i work with autistic men, they use public bathrooms, they dont know better
  111. Profile photo of partyyyy
    partyyyy Male 18-29
    148 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 3:48 am
    retard???
  112. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 11:19 am
    He is acculy going for the low waist line gangsta style.
  113. Profile photo of karma-police
    karma-police Female 13-17
    24 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 12:18 am
    And that one guy`s staring the whole time!
  114. Profile photo of Aloriwin
    Aloriwin Female 18-29
    84 posts
    December 17, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    Aww, unavailable.

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