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Date: 06/22/09 08:45 PM

87 Responses to Proof That Marriage Exists In Nature [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    Link: Proof That Marriage Exists In Nature - Guess which one`s the nagging wife with a list of crap that needs to be done and guess which one`s the husband...
  2. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    243 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    painfully familiar...
  3. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    Ahahahahahahahaha, nice.
  4. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    lol omg aww
  5. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    LOL, win! hahahaha
  6. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Amazing
  7. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Hmmmmm I think that`s the male on the left. Men are always tryin` to get a little tail.
  8. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    "oh hell no! you`re not going ANYWHERE without the shopping list!!"
  9. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    CAPTION: So you think you can just fertilize my eggs and just f*ck off? No questions asked?! Not in this nest!
  10. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    It`s like looking into a mirror and seeing the familiar reflection of misery.
  11. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    it looks like the left one is swinging the right one like a bat
  12. Profile photo of mistdragon
    mistdragon Female 30-39
    23 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    These birds appear to be of the same sex, judging by the plumage, etc.. cute, nontheless. :)
  13. Profile photo of mystyocean
    mystyocean Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    Actually, judging by the dull coloring, those are both female.
  14. Profile photo of are7era
    are7era Male 18-29
    562 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    sexism FTW!
  15. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    Fighting females!
    the marriage tag is bullpoo
    This is slightly better, I wonder who won.
  16. Profile photo of nospoons
    nospoons Male 18-29
    184 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    They`re the same sex? Can anyone say lesbian chicks for the win?

    Damien.

  17. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1065 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    Gives new meaning to the term "get your as/s back here" don`t it?
  18. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    lol, chicks are crazy.
  19. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    It looks to me like they`re both female goldfinches.
  20. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    Way to ruin the joke Osiris.
  21. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    Oh yeah, and almost everyone else.
  22. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    Aceept it Smash, no joke at all in here...
  23. Profile photo of lEatPeople
    lEatPeople Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    we can all look at Osiris and see who is so obsessed with being right they can`t appreciate a joke, much less they think it`s funny to try to "inform" the rest of us, but really just ruin it...
  24. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    Damn, this would be such a good `insert a caption` contest. I have so many funny quips that will die inside me.
  25. Profile photo of Lamchop
    Lamchop Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    No..... Osiris brought up a really good point.. that there are also Lesbians in mother nature.
  26. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    actually nospoons made the lesbian observation thing first. :P
  27. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    No!, it`s proof that all man are chickenish, running away, screw them!
  28. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    xD That is great.
  29. Profile photo of evlmnkyninja
    evlmnkyninja Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    that`s right! take em down >:D
  30. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    they`re both female.
  31. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    this seems so familiar...
  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    > Space_girl
    > they`re both female

    Even pet shop owners have trouble finding a male bird`s d*ck, you must have Eyes of Steel!!

  33. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    1/1000th of a second, caught in time, is worth how many words?

    Great picture.

  34. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Not so fast!
  35. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    "BRB, golf-"

    "Oh, no you don`t! This nest won`t clean itself!"

    XD

  36. Profile photo of javhimura
    javhimura Male 13-17
    64 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    nooo she is kicking him out like saying (stop looking at those flamingo`s legs and go and get some food for the childs!!!)
  37. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    "Even pet shop owners have trouble finding a male bird`s d*ck, you must have Eyes of Steel!!"

    For many birds in nature, the penis isn`t the first clue to the birds sex. Often, the coloration is the way to find out what sex they are.

    Like some ducks. Males are bright and colorful, females are more dark so that they blend in with the trees and all easier, to make it harder for a predator to see them while they`re protecting a nest with babies.

  38. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    "Oh hell no! You`re not leaving me with the kids"
  39. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    "Going out with the guys my ass!!"
  40. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    Interesting that looking at all the comments, a couple of people before me, and several after, said the exact same thing that I did.

    And then along comes "IEatPeople", IAB`s troll of the day who creates an account just to start sh*t with me.

    Welcome IEatPeople! The line to troll me is to the right!

  41. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    Please don`t start Osiris.....
  42. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    "this seems so familiar..."
    -------------------------------
    no sh*t, I just got back from a 12 hour car ride with my lady.... I couldn`t do anything right, from how I was shifting to whom I wasn`t passing to whom I WAS passing, too fast, slow down......
  43. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    I`m not starting NegativeOne... I promise.

    However, I wasn`t just going to let that little douchebag run his mouth without some response. I mean seriously... the guy created an account just to say sh*t to ME?

    Someone needs a hobby.

  44. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    guys, seriously.. its a photo of two birds with a goofy tagline. why so serious...
  45. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    and all my friends wonder why I stay single
  46. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    I`ll take, "because it`s the internet", for $1000, Shellie.
  47. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    HAHA omg that`s hilarious!
  48. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    Come on now, let`s all look at the cute birds...

  49. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    Okay people, settle down. It`s not sexist. The bird flying away was only being stopped by their momma. He forgot his lunchbox is all.

  50. Profile photo of Odyne
    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    Well, what would you do if your lazy @ssed mate flew off every time you needed help fixing up the nest?
  51. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
    157 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    He even had court side tickets to the Lakers...but that`s not happening tonight.
  52. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    @ Odyne
    ass isn`t censored, it`s okay to type that here.
  53. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    marriage fail
  54. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    Awww
  55. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    haha poor guy
  56. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    Ahahaha!
    "Oh no you don`t! You haven`t even vacuumed yet!"
  57. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:27 pm
    how about proof that birds have teenage mothers too?
  58. Profile photo of Sanity4sale
    Sanity4sale Male 13-17
    84 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    "I`m not finished with you yet!"
  59. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    what if the one flapping is a crazy possesive husband and its the wife trying to flee??.. the tables have turned.. lmao
  60. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 12:20 am
    Bunnynaku: Damn, you beat me to it! :P
  61. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 1:05 am
    orrrrrr, it could be a bird wrestling move
  62. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 1:11 am
    offensive...
  63. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 2:15 am
    ahahaha, YES!
  64. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 3:25 am
    actually, the birds look to be the same sex. In nature aren`t the males usually more brightly colored and the females are a bland version? (ie robins, cardinals) These seem to have the same coloring.
  65. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 4:23 am
    yep, they`re both males
  66. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 4:50 am
    lololol. Bird flingggg.
  67. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 5:28 am
    So this site doesn`t care for racist humor yet it`s ok with sexist humor huh?
  68. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:00 am
    Ha, that`s cool.
  69. Profile photo of Staarbux
    Staarbux Female 18-29
    17 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:23 am
    I think some of you are looking WAY too much into the little birdie photo....
  70. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:53 am
    Great photo capture.
  71. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:15 am
    "So this site doesn`t care for racist humor yet it`s ok with sexist humor huh?"

    This is the most sexist image on the whole internet.

  72. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:41 am
    vv it`s not so much the photo as it is the caption.
  73. Profile photo of disownedsoup
    disownedsoup Male 30-39
    27 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:58 am
    is whipsmart a lez lib ???
  74. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:00 am
    Perhaps it`s a husband who beats his wife? It`s not meant to be funny but it could be true.
  75. Profile photo of x_lvlalfoy_x
    x_lvlalfoy_x Female 18-29
    92 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:00 am
    Aw I think it`s cute. :)
  76. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:54 am
    "This is the most sexist image on the whole internet."

    I can`t tell if you`re being sarcastic because
    Hell no it isn`t

  77. Profile photo of mystyocean
    mystyocean Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 11:41 am
    Yup, they`re both female goldfinches:

    http://www.northrup.org/Photos/goldfinch...

  78. Profile photo of mystyocean
    mystyocean Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 11:42 am
    The males are much more brightly colored with streaks of black.
  79. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 11:48 am
    "chasing tail"
  80. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    So is she pulling him back or kicking him out?
  81. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    "This is the most sexist image on the whole internet."
    Who unchained you from the stove?
  82. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    "This is the most sexist image on the whole internet."
    Who unchained you from the stove?
  83. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    lol, i think those are both females. proof that gay marriage exists in nature...?
  84. Profile photo of TheHaystack
    TheHaystack Male 13-17
    81 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    ...Its a funny pic
  85. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 9:55 am
    Lmao. The poor man bird :/. :L
  86. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    March 17, 2015 at 2:51 pm
    Gay marriage, these are both males. DERP.

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