Proof That Marriage Exists In Nature [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Guess which one"s the nagging wife with a list of crap that needs to be done and guess which one"s the husband...
There are 87 comments:
Male 503
Gay marriage, these are both males. DERP.
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Male 233
Lmao. The poor man bird :/. :L
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Male 81
...Its a funny pic
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Male 1,064
lol, i think those are both females. proof that gay marriage exists in nature...?
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Male 949
"This is the most sexist image on the whole internet."
Who unchained you from the stove?
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Male 949
"This is the most sexist image on the whole internet."
Who unchained you from the stove?
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Female 854
So is she pulling him back or kicking him out?
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Male 1,297
"chasing tail"
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Female 193
The males are much more brightly colored with streaks of black.
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Female 193
Yup, they`re both female goldfinches:

http://www.northrup.org/Photos/goldfinch...

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Male 1,361
"This is the most sexist image on the whole internet."

I can`t tell if you`re being sarcastic because
Hell no it isn`t

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Female 92
Aw I think it`s cute. :)
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Male 1,383
Perhaps it`s a husband who beats his wife? It`s not meant to be funny but it could be true.
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Male 27
is whipsmart a lez lib ???
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Female 214
vv it`s not so much the photo as it is the caption.
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Female 665
"So this site doesn`t care for racist humor yet it`s ok with sexist humor huh?"

This is the most sexist image on the whole internet.

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Male 2,552
Great photo capture.
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Female 17
I think some of you are looking WAY too much into the little birdie photo....
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Male 1,232
Ha, that`s cool.
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Male 527
So this site doesn`t care for racist humor yet it`s ok with sexist humor huh?
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Male 1,718
lololol. Bird flingggg.
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Male 959
yep, they`re both males
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Female 2,509
actually, the birds look to be the same sex. In nature aren`t the males usually more brightly colored and the females are a bland version? (ie robins, cardinals) These seem to have the same coloring.
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Male 330
ahahaha, YES!
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Male 338
offensive...
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Male 845
orrrrrr, it could be a bird wrestling move
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Female 1,436
Bunnynaku: Damn, you beat me to it! :P
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Female 5,222
what if the one flapping is a crazy possesive husband and its the wife trying to flee??.. the tables have turned.. lmao
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Male 84
"I`m not finished with you yet!"
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Male 906
how about proof that birds have teenage mothers too?
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Female 4,028
Ahahaha!
"Oh no you don`t! You haven`t even vacuumed yet!"
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Female 961
haha poor guy
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Female 4,376
Awww
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Male 690
marriage fail
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Male 820
@ Odyne
ass isn`t censored, it`s okay to type that here.
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Male 157
He even had court side tickets to the Lakers...but that`s not happening tonight.
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Female 236
Well, what would you do if your lazy @ssed mate flew off every time you needed help fixing up the nest?
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Female 267
Okay people, settle down. It`s not sexist. The bird flying away was only being stopped by their momma. He forgot his lunchbox is all.

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Female 15,763
Come on now, let`s all look at the cute birds...

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Female 901
HAHA omg that`s hilarious!
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Male 2,582
I`ll take, "because it`s the internet", for $1000, Shellie.
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Male 163
and all my friends wonder why I stay single
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Female 4,197
guys, seriously.. its a photo of two birds with a goofy tagline. why so serious...
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Male 3,057
I`m not starting NegativeOne... I promise.

However, I wasn`t just going to let that little douchebag run his mouth without some response. I mean seriously... the guy created an account just to say sh*t to ME?

Someone needs a hobby.

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Male 2,582
"this seems so familiar..."
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no sh*t, I just got back from a 12 hour car ride with my lady.... I couldn`t do anything right, from how I was shifting to whom I wasn`t passing to whom I WAS passing, too fast, slow down......
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Male 2,582
Please don`t start Osiris.....
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Male 3,057
Interesting that looking at all the comments, a couple of people before me, and several after, said the exact same thing that I did.

And then along comes "IEatPeople", IAB`s troll of the day who creates an account just to start sh*t with me.

Welcome IEatPeople! The line to troll me is to the right!

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Female 509
"Going out with the guys my ass!!"
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Male 2,125
"Oh hell no! You`re not leaving me with the kids"
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Male 3,482
"Even pet shop owners have trouble finding a male bird`s d*ck, you must have Eyes of Steel!!"

For many birds in nature, the penis isn`t the first clue to the birds sex. Often, the coloration is the way to find out what sex they are.

Like some ducks. Males are bright and colorful, females are more dark so that they blend in with the trees and all easier, to make it harder for a predator to see them while they`re protecting a nest with babies.

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Male 64
nooo she is kicking him out like saying (stop looking at those flamingo`s legs and go and get some food for the childs!!!)
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Female 1,231
"BRB, golf-"

"Oh, no you don`t! This nest won`t clean itself!"

XD

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Female 122
Not so fast!
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Male 4,807
1/1000th of a second, caught in time, is worth how many words?

Great picture.

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Male 8,302
> Space_girl
> they`re both female

Even pet shop owners have trouble finding a male bird`s d*ck, you must have Eyes of Steel!!

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Male 7,933
this seems so familiar...
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Female 627
they`re both female.
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Female 173
that`s right! take em down >:D
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Female 430
xD That is great.
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Female 1,697
No!, it`s proof that all man are chickenish, running away, screw them!
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Male 1,140
actually nospoons made the lesbian observation thing first. :P
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Male 105
No..... Osiris brought up a really good point.. that there are also Lesbians in mother nature.
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Female 761
Damn, this would be such a good `insert a caption` contest. I have so many funny quips that will die inside me.
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Male 4
we can all look at Osiris and see who is so obsessed with being right they can`t appreciate a joke, much less they think it`s funny to try to "inform" the rest of us, but really just ruin it...
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Male 15,510
Aceept it Smash, no joke at all in here...
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Male 3,756
Oh yeah, and almost everyone else.
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Male 3,756
Way to ruin the joke Osiris.
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Male 3,057
It looks to me like they`re both female goldfinches.
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Male 904
lol, chicks are crazy.
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Female 1,063
Gives new meaning to the term "get your as/s back here" don`t it?
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Male 184
They`re the same sex? Can anyone say lesbian chicks for the win?

Damien.

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Male 2,229
Fighting females!
the marriage tag is bullpoo
This is slightly better, I wonder who won.
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Male 561
sexism FTW!
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Female 193
Actually, judging by the dull coloring, those are both female.
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Female 23
These birds appear to be of the same sex, judging by the plumage, etc.. cute, nontheless. :)
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Male 291
it looks like the left one is swinging the right one like a bat
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Male 5,190
I see something different. Since the bird on the right seems like it`s floating I think it`s a robot bird!
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Male 12,138
It`s like looking into a mirror and seeing the familiar reflection of misery.
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Male 801
CAPTION: So you think you can just fertilize my eggs and just f*ck off? No questions asked?! Not in this nest!
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Female 385
"oh hell no! you`re not going ANYWHERE without the shopping list!!"
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Female 267
Hmmmmm I think that`s the male on the left. Men are always tryin` to get a little tail.
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Male 1,078
Amazing
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Female 2,044
LOL, win! hahahaha
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Female 4,197
lol omg aww
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Female 9,402
Ahahahahahahahaha, nice.
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Male 242
painfully familiar...
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Male 19,850
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