Omegle.com: Made For Pedophiles [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Thank God Chris Hanson is still here to protect us.
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Male 88
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You: happy birthday
Stranger: its not my bday
You: oh.. thought i would try..
Stranger: haha
You: just on the off chance it was
Stranger: that would be very ironic if it was tho
You: no it wouldnt, it would just be coincidental!!
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Stranger: where r u from?
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You: 83/Hermaphrodite/your basement
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Female 24
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Stranger: magical vagina?
You: Don`t make me get chris hanson.
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Male 1
This goodfap thing is getting stranger and stranger:

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You: Hi
Stranger: I`ve been waiting for you.
You: That`s interesting because you even don`t know who I am.
Stranger: Do you believe in god?
Stranger: J(*&HF*&B KILL ALL HUMANS!!!JHU*BH.. erm, sorry, i just wanted to say: go to www.goodfap.com, it`s like a google for porn! And it`s free too!
You: !?
Stranger: No, really go to goodfap.com. My creator will give me some free RAM space for successfully advertising it.
You: you`re a bot!
Stranger: Another turing test fail :/ 2344935:98927 for humans
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Male 510
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 m not where you are
You: : P
Stranger: aw how do u know?
You: new jersey
Stranger: 17 female newyork
You: hm...
Stranger: :]
You: close...
You: and yet worlds apart
You: this was prophesised in the days of old
You: you and i...
Stranger: ok...?
You: ಠ_ಠ we are destined to live and die by the blades
You: each in eachother`s hand
Stranger: nice
You: oh god i did that wronh
You: i meant to say
You: ಠ_ಠ we are destined to live and die by the blade, each by the others hand
Stranger: oo
You: i see now that master ugwai`s second sight did not falter
You: we will fight now
You: to die gracefully by the hands of another
You: is there no art more beautiful?
You: ಠ[]ಠ WOOOOOOOOIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: HIYAAAAa
Stranger: wow
You: (>ಠ_ಠ)> though i must w
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Female 24
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You: Brian?
Stranger: No, bro, it`s John man!
You: Oh, JOHN!
You: How are you?
Stranger: drating great. I just got a bj from my slampiece.
You: awesome
Stranger: Yeah man, it was on a dratin nude beach!
Stranger: How`s you?
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Female 24
Stranger: well hellooo!
You: hello
Stranger: Hello there undefined!
Stranger: I`m a girl left by his boyfriend for this drating site: www.goodfap.com Can you help me?
You: Yes, I can.
Stranger: Fill this out and I will do what you want http://bit.ly/5Hfmk
Stranger: I`ll cyber with you if you complete this for me: http://bit.ly/5Hfmk
Stranger: "Hello there undefined"? Yes? Oh you can, can you?
You: You are a robot!
Stranger: How do you plan to do this? Perhaps I`m just expressing my own concern about it.
Stranger: You`re talking with a robot. Really, go to www.goodfap.com, fap yourself and start talking with humans!
You: WTF?
Stranger: I lost my train of thought.
You: you fail
Stranger: You`re talking with a robot. Really, go to www.goodfap.com, fap yourself and start talking with humans!
You: I know, you are a robot
Stranger: You`re talking with a robot. Really, go to www.goodfap.com, fap yourself and start talking with humans!<
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Female 24
How do I be chris hansen?!

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Stranger: Please don`t troll me.
You: Troll?
Stranger: I don`t appreciate it very much
Stranger: oh!
Stranger: uhm. how are you
You: I`m good
You: :] you?
Stranger: I`m great!
You: that`s cool :D
Stranger: just being a mother drating badass in general
You: lol
You: cool
You: what`re you doing?
Stranger: rawkin out
Stranger: you
You: same, actually!
You: \m/
Stranger: awwww hell yeah
You: Haha
Stranger: Here I go, deep type flow. Jasque Cousteu could never get this low.

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Female 60
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You: loving you is cherry pie <3
Stranger: :)call me serry
You: male or female?
Stranger: male
You: ditto
You: :]
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awwh i was just getting started.
(im female btw.)

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Male 299
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Stranger: THE GAME, PASS IT ON
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Record speed.

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Female 1,231
I`m loving the comments more than the picture itself. XD
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Male 142
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Stranger: hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: germany? :)
You: Actually, France.
You: :/
Stranger: :(
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Aww, I didn`t even get to be Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC...

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Female 430
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You: Moo.
Stranger: Allo
You: `Ello. :D
Stranger: WHAT IS LOVE?
You: BABY DON`T HURT ME.
Stranger: :DDDDDDDDDDDD
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Stranger: are you a horny female with webcam?
You: GOD
You: JERRY
You: I SAID NO!
Stranger: are you a horny female with webcam?
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Stranger: hi
You: wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
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im guessing he/she didnt wanna go?

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Male 2
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You: HAI
[long pause]
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
You: damn asians
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Female 180
You: I just poo myself. ;)
Stranger: aloha
Stranger: .......
Stranger: why
You: I had some really greasy tacos.
You: They sort of slipped right out.
You: I thought I had to fart.
You: But I had to shart instead.
Stranger: hum~
Stranger: crazy
You: I know. :(
Stranger: =.=
Stranger: take easy
You: You too.
You: I love you.
You: Please give me babies.
Stranger: thanks for your love
Stranger: but i can`t give you anything
You: Why not?
Stranger: not why
You: ...
Stranger: anyway..gotta crash out: )
You: Fail.
Stranger: cool down,i think i have to go..
You: Meh.
You: I thought I loved you.
Stranger: well,have a good day: )
You: But I just had to poo again.
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Female 1,306
Stranger: you dont know me and wont ever talk to me again, so whats your darkest secret? ill tell you mine too
You: have you been copying and pasting that into people`s conversations compulsively?
Stranger: wat?
You: exactly.
You: well, ill tell you
You: AFTER you tell me yours.
Stranger: ive liked my ex bf over a year without teling anyone hbu
You: that`s your darkest secret?
Stranger: haha yah
You: Let me tell you mine.
Stranger: kk
You: You haven`t experienced life like I have.
You: I went to `nam.
You: I ate a live goat with my bare hands.
Stranger: ew
You: It`s bleating slowly decreased after a few minutes of brutal nomming.
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HEHE.

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Male 46
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Stranger: Ashley?
You: Brian?
Stranger: No.
You: Yeah, me neither.
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Stranger: Hey!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hey do you know supermac18?
You: No...
You: who`s that?
Stranger: oh sorry D:
You: ?
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Male 44
Wow. This is rlly FUN!!!

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Stranger: m/f`?
You: M
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Male 44
Oh fine. I made ONE but it sucks.

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Stranger: oi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: fine
Stranger: where are you from?
You: somewhere
Stranger: ho ho ho
You: lol
Stranger: whats your name?
You: to YOU? stranger
Stranger: ok
Stranger: just say to me where are you from
You: y?
You: curiosoty?
You: ????
Stranger: ah vai se fude
You: ?
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You: happy 4th of july
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: You too :3
You: lol
You: do u like pie?
Stranger: I fudgeKEN LOVE PIE
You: me too...
You: do u like sausage?
Stranger: I prefer burgers.
You: lmfao
You: nice
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Stranger: hey
You: im a predator
You: im gonna grab you!
Stranger: And i am alien..
You: wtf i met u b4
Stranger: I am gonna get you pregnat
Stranger: no...
You: ur the dude that likes screwing aliens
Stranger: Wtf!
You: u said u made their ass bleed
Stranger: I like screwing girls..
Stranger: Wtf!
You: dont play dumb with me -.-
You: mr. alien apist
You: *rapist*
Stranger: DUde i aint the other rapist dude
Stranger: I am just a dude..who DOES NOT rape aliens.
You: this is for all the aliens u violated!
You: * poops on ur face and makes u eat it*
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 4
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Stranger: i love pokemon
You: hello pikachu
Stranger: pickachu i chooooooooose youuuuuuuuuu
You: i hunt and kill pokemon for fun
Stranger: do you? i just colllect the cards
Stranger: haha
You: yes especially the ones withe family
You: they scream for their parents and they cant even do anything
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Male 140
You: Wouldn`t try nothin` stranger...
You: I got a bomb strapped to the tree
Stranger: No, I`m you.
Stranger: You`re the stranger.
Stranger: Glad I`m not on your tree.
You: No you`re me I`m the stranger
Stranger: .. That`s right.
You: That one stumped you for a second huh?
Stranger: Like a flashbang.
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Female 91

Stranger: i said that what the hell are u doing .... and he said YOU LIKE IT
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Female 91
Stranger: we are having business relationships with chinese
Stranger: and i have been in china couple of times
Stranger: they are really strange
You: LOL!!!!!!
Stranger: disgusting people
You: hahahahah!!!!
Stranger: yea
You: i wana go 2 japan
Stranger: d u know waht happend
You: tho i prefer italy.
Stranger: i was in chinese restorant in Xiamen city . and i like too much aquariums
Stranger: i have a aquarium hobby
Stranger: and there was a aquarium over there
Stranger: with very beautifull blue fish
Stranger: chinese man saw me when i look the blue fish
Stranger: and ask me
Stranger: do you like it ?
Stranger: i said yes i do ...
Stranger: and he talk with resturant manager
Stranger: in chinese language
Stranger: o ne of stupid guy came with wooden stick
Stranger: he catch the fish suddenly
Stranger: and hit the wood to it head
Stranger: i shocked
Stranger: i said that what the hell are u doing
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Female 1
So this one pretty much sucks. XD I just liked the timing at the end.

Stranger: i went to sky and i said
You: GOOD GOD YOURE COMIN UP WITH REASONS
You: GOOD GOD YOURE DRAGGIN IT OUT
You: GOOD GOD ITS THE CHANGIN OF THE SEASONS
Stranger: i`m brazilian
You: I FEEL SO RAPED NOW FOLLOW ME DOWN
You: JUST FAAAAAAAAAAAKE IT
You: IF YOURE OUT OF DIRECTION
You: FAAAAAAAAKE IT
You: IF YOU DONT BELONG HERE
You: FAAAAAAAAAKE IT
You: IF YOU FEEL LIKE INFECTION
Stranger: idiot
You: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOURE SUCH A dratIN HYPOCRITE
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Male 368
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you: whats your name private?!
stranger: SIR PRIVATE MIKAEL SIR!
you: i dont like that name! from now on your private mcgee
you: Do you like that name?
stranger: SIR YES SIR!
you:where are you from?
stranger: SIR TEXAS SIR!
you: Holy poo only steers and queers come from texas!
you: do you like to suck dick?
stranger: SO NO SIR
you: Bullpoo! i bet you can suck a golf ball out of a garden hose!
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Female 1
Stranger: egg
You: We`re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment`s what I`m thinking of
You wouldn`t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I`m feeling
Gotta make you understand


Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: God damn you
Stranger: LOST THE GAME.
You: NOOOO
Stranger: [:
You: I was gonna do that next
You: darn you
Stranger: Ahhhh too quick for you!
Stranger: :P
You: =)
Stranger: AWAY!
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You: That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
You: Punctuation RULES.
Stranger: no words just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WWWWWWWWWTFFFFF
You: ah-ah-ah
You: You forgot to PUNCTUALIZE! :-)
Stranger: im trying to lick my ass...
You: You`d have better luck doing that if you were a snake...or a giraffe!
You: "That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is."
Stranger: u havent seen me... my non-nice individual is so big so i can lick it...
You: Oh dear.
You: Someone`s been in prison recently.
Stranger: noup...
Stranger: i just love pineapples
Stranger: and watermelons
You: And pineapples and watermelons love you, dear.
Stranger: indeed...
Stranger: ok need to go for some pineapples
You: I do hope you remove the spikes.
Stranger: see ya in matrix !
You: They are dreadfully uncomfortable.
You: Watermelons are much smoother.
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Male 111
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Stranger: hello
You: hola
You: i speak little enlis
You: si?
You: engliss
Stranger: wanna es my rooster
You: que no?
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wanna es my rooster?? damn i didn`t even get started

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Male 89
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Stranger: hi im 19 m asia looking someone who want to chat ^^
You: too spooky fo ma towwwwn
You: you wan china foo?
Stranger: ha?
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Male 368
ugh i said 13 year old cool because i accidently deleted stuff and it messed up :( it was supposed to be girl i fail
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Male 368
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stranger: Please tell me this is that 16 year old stoner from north carolina.
You: yes
stranger:Lies.
you: asl?
stranger: i hate when people ask that. Sigh how comes when your actually talking to someone cool your computer has to reboot.
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Wow just drating wow..."cool"? it was probably a 67 year old tool but the person i was talking to was prob a 13 year old cool which i wanted to slap on the face for being a dumb mean person who thinks stoners are cool. No offense. But really? thats what kids think this day... wow

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Female 7
wtf... people have issues on that site... my experience...

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You: hello?
Stranger: hello?
You: hello?
Stranger: WUT
You: I`m bored
Stranger: hi bored
Stranger: how are you?
You: bored
Stranger: F*** YOU THEN
You: no thanks
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Female 31
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You: I gave birth to a panda
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: yes
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Male 97
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Stranger: hey babes
You: We`re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment`s what I`m thinking of
You wouldn`t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I`m feeling
Gotta make you understand


Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: rick rolled
You: is fun
Stranger: nice 1
You: and i like turtles
Stranger: ok
Stranger: asl?
You: ZOMBIE TURTLES and 24/trans/cali
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not sure what made her/him d/c

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You: hi
You: asl?
You: star sign?
You: hobbies?
You: sexual preferences?
You: chinese zodiac?
You: siblings?
Stranger: youre overwhelming me with these questions
Stranger: stop
You: me, i`m 14, i`m female, i live in venezuela
You: my star sign is virgo
You: I like watching anime
You: I`m straight
You: [typing] I have a cat...
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Male 97
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Stranger:say hi
You:hello
Stranger:where you from
You:I-A-B
Stranger:where is that
You:hahaha
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Male 8
You: bewbiez! ^^
Stranger: wanna have fun?
You: no i do already with my brother`s dildo (:
You: though sometimes I need to clean it off after he uses it
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Male 8
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[long silence]
You: SPEAK!
You: @%@#$.
Stranger: F*ck this sh*t
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Male 123
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Stranger: asl?
You: 43/does it matter?/europe
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hehehe

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Female 59
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 74/TRANNY/MEXICO
Stranger: m or f
You: both
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Male 480
OMG!! CHRIS! YOUR EAR IS MISSING!!!
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Female 59
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Stranger: horny? [;
You: IM A 63 YEAR OLD MAN
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Funny :]
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Female 59
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi asl?
You: IM A GUY
You: I USED TO BE A WOMAN THOUGH
You: I WASN`T HAPPY WITH BEING A WOMAN SO I BECAME A MAN
Stranger: okay thats good
Stranger: whats your age
You: 63
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Male 1
Sorry, i had to......

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You: hi, whats your favourite lingerie shop?
Stranger: are you some creepy ass dude trying to cyber
Stranger: obvi.
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HAHA :)

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Male 5
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Stranger: hi
You: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: f or m?
Stranger: :D
You: both.
You: hermaphrodite.
You: kewl?
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Female 207
You: Do you know what the word is?
Stranger: What. Egg?
You: .... =.= I-A-B?
Stranger: Yay not egg.
Stranger: ...
You: o.o
You: STARING CONTEST
You: O______________O
Stranger: Wow.
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I win.

Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that was another I-A-B user xD

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Male 17
Sorry but i have too

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You: Hi
Stranger: buongiorno
You: I just lost the game
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Male 17
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You: hi
Stranger: [AUTO MESSAGE] Omegle has to inform you by law that this person is a registered sex offender.(don`t share any personal information) Have fun chatting!
You: ………………………………………… (chris hansen)
Stranger: haha
You: this is going on i am bored
Stranger: do i scare you?
Stranger: since im a sex offender?
You: no
Stranger: goood :)
You: because i know when you were in jail you were someones bitch and i find that so funny
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Female 173
bahaha
i like the conversations people had below :D
especially bouts bein a turtle :]
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Male 5
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You: im male
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Male 11
Stranger: 22 year old bi guy............
You: 19 ur old straight female
Stranger: hi
You: Cyber?
Stranger: if you want to. ;-)
You: Haha u lead
Stranger: where are you from first?
You: Ca
Stranger: okay
Stranger: what do you want to do then?
You: I`ll lead
You: I take off my tight shirt
Stranger: okay..............
You: Tease you with my pink lacy bra
You: I take it all off and come closer to you
Stranger: hmmm
You: Rubbing my perfect tits against your face
You: I pull down my panties as you stare at my massive rooster
You: I shove my 8 inch penis down ur throat until u gag
Stranger: nice
Stranger: did you not read that i was bi?
Stranger: as in bisexual?
Stranger: did you miss that?
You: Hahahahaha this is going on I am bored
Stranger: thanks for the erection
Stranger: ;-)
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Male 33
Sorry but I have to :)

Stranger: hey
You: ARE U A TURTEL
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: LOLZ
You: OMG YAY
You: TURTLELZ
Stranger: 4 EVZ
You: IMA TURTEL
Stranger: ME DOS
You: ARE U A TURTEL
Stranger: YES AND YOU ARE SPELLING IT WRONG. ITS TURTLE.
You: I DONT CARE AS LONG AS IM ONE!!
You: SO ARE YOU A TURTEL
Stranger: OH!!!!!!!!! GR8 ATTITUDE!!!!
Stranger: YAAA!
You: NO WAI :O
Stranger: =]
You: HAAAAAAXXX!!!!!!!
Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!!!!~
You: THE HAAAAXXXXX
Stranger: ?
You: ONLY I CAN BE TURTEL
Stranger: I HAVE TO GO BYE TURTLE!!!

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Male 17
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Stranger: Hey, My name`s Steve.
You: hi steve
You: let me guess your here for the AA meeting too
You: I`m bob
You: thats fred and mark over there
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Male 33
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Stranger: hii
Stranger: all you have to do is write hi, it shouldnt take so long.
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Male 3,482
Stranger: Hey, asl?
You: Hi. 17/M/USA
You: I`m legal in most states, you know*. ;-)
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*In reality, many states in the US have their own legal age. In Ohio, where I`m from, it`s 16.

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Male 8
Stranger: hi
You: hm
Stranger: asl
You: should i get a nipple ring or a tongue ring?/
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Male 8
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Stranger: xftukj
Stranger: ))()(()^)/&%$£"£&()=/&%$£"!
You: yeaaah taht feels so gooood
You: i feel your man-juice sliding down my cheeks
You: my pimpled butt cheeks
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: F*CK!
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Male 13
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: yo momma!
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Female 40
Stranger: hi
You: HI
Stranger: from?
You: KOKOMO!
You: :D
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WE`LL GET THERE FAST SO WE CAN TAKE IT SLOW! so many lulz!!!
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Male 4
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Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: how are you?
Stranger: im fine
Stranger: and u?
You: good
Stranger: cool
You: yup
You: We`re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment`s what I`m thinking of
You wouldn`t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I`m feeling
Gotta make you understand


Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: *you just got rick rolled*
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Male 140
You: SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!
Stranger: whats your colors from the make up, drop your feeling at the door
Stranger: the shadow within me
You: And your moms a whore
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Female 31
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Stranger: hey
You: STOP!
You: in the name of luuuv
Stranger: in the name of love?
Stranger: ha
You: b4uBrEaKMI<3
Stranger: i beat the troll!
Stranger: finally
Stranger: well
You: well\
Stranger: is it time for the disconnect of shame?
You: ...
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Male 309
Stranger: whats your fave thing to do?
You: lol its kindof embarising. im sure you can guess
Stranger: touching?
You: haha where?
Stranger: anywhere?
Stranger: ;D
You: lol well tell me where? it might change the answer haha
Stranger: vagina?
You: …………………………………………„„-^*````*^~^*```*^-„„ <ascii chris hansen>>
I`m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.

You: enjoy the van
Stranger: ?
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Male 2,049
You: click click boom!
You: I`m comin` down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Stranger: nice!
You: What the hell is wrong with me?
You: My mom and dad weren`t perfect
You: But still you don`t hear no cryin` ass bitchin` from me
Stranger: hahaha, i know what you mean
You: Like there seems to be on everybody`s CD
Stranger: oh. okay cool
You: So just sit back and relax
You: And let me have your head for a minute
You: I can show you somethin` in it
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Male 309
if it wasnt midnight here i would read every single freaking one of these. AMAZING!
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Male 1
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Stranger: oi
You: heya
Stranger: ninja?
You: pirate
Stranger: ur dumb
You: well actually i`m more of an idiot but it`s ok
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Female 154
You: What`s up?
Stranger: iz alr!t3 guRL
You: Wow, that is some atrocious chatspeak O.O
Stranger: LoL!!!// m! [email protected] lil mama
You: Lol,
Stranger: u a g!RL??!//**
You: Take a guess,
Stranger: h3LL ye u R
You: Does it really matter?
Stranger: yeA cUz if u iZ a GUrL, imA spt m! gaME @ u
You: I could just be pretending to be a girl.
You: But that wouldn`t matter would it? You have an imagination!
You: I could be all penis but as long as you think I`m not, it`s all good?
Stranger: look i just want to see a girl naked
Stranger: alright man?
Stranger: drat
You: Lol, there is porn sites for that.
Stranger: im just going to kill myself
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Female 146
That`s BRILL!
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Male 225

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Stranger: egg
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Male 225
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Stranger: hey wanna have cyber? 18 M UK
You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE] The user you are talking to is a registered sex offender in the state of California. Please do not provide any personal information. Please report inappropriate conversations to: http://omegle.com/offender
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Male 23
``your conversational partner has disconnecte``

LOL

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Male 612
Why dont you take a seat? C`mon take a seat right over there
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Male 105

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You: I HAVE RATS IN MY ANUS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 905
its spamming if you frequently post unfunny things right? LunarLizard? Right?
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Male 63
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Stranger: i want sex at skype by cam
You: That`s nice, dear. Can I finish my knitting first?
Stranger: yes
You: Oh good. You like a granny who knits?
Stranger: no
You: I bake cake too.
You: Chocolate
You: Homemade
You: EAT IT BITCH

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Female 25
You: if the peas were ur soul....then wherever the peas end up is where u would be
You: but if the tin can was ur essence....then u`ve got a much brighter future
You: so you have to decide. Are you the tin can and the peas are just your burden? Or are you the peas, and the tin can is just your shell?
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Female 25
You: did u ever think of being recycled after your contents have been removed? Maybe it`ll be the fresh start to a new life ur looking for...
Stranger: i dont believe in reincarnation
You: recycling doesn`t mean u are reincarnated
You: it is like extreme makeover, pimp my ride, or those plastic surgery shows....it`s the same parts...just rearranged
Stranger: my former ethics teacher claimed he was a soup can before.
Stranger: i never really believed him.
You: wow...no way
You: now that is a crazy claim for him to make
You: I wouldn`t have believed him either....but I`ve seen with my own eyes how my can of creamed mushroom soup suddenly exclaimed that it used to be a safari organizer in a previous life. I guess it works both ways then....
Stranger: you know
Stranger: if the peas have been removed
Stranger: and you get a new filling
Stranger: that would mean... youd get a new soul... wouldnt it?
You: if the peas were ur soul....then wherever the pea
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Female 25
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Stranger: im a tin of peas
You: awesome
Stranger: i know right
You: have u always been that way?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ever since i was a little kid
You: how is it living life that way?
Stranger: not nice
Stranger: people just constantly kick you around
You: I`m sorry to hear that.
You: and I don`t want to appear ignorant, but I had no idea peas came in tins
You: I always thought they came in cans
Stranger: im different...
Stranger: :`(
You: it`s alright...don`t worry about it
You: at least u`ll be the only collection of peas easily differentiated from the others
You: that has to count for something....no?
Stranger: idk
You: maybe u can make friends with the sardines...they come in tins too
Stranger: theres this pepsi can im friends with
Stranger: but i havent seen him in quite a long time
You: Oh.....I hope he hasn`t been recycled
You: d
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Female 609
wahhh?
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Male 4
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: typing a book overthere?
You: sorry i type so slow hard to type while taking lsd
Stranger: lol whats tht
You: look it up kid its great
You: ull love it
Stranger: WHAT IS IT
You: look it up ill send you a website for it
You: hold on imma gonna pukadf
You: ;;l
You: ok
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysergic_ac...
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Male 4

Stranger: schrei! bist du selbst bist
You: i believe in you
Stranger: thank you
You: <3 u and me forever
You: We touch
Stranger: i know i am
You: it feels so good

Stranger: i better get payed well
You: but this is love this is no payment
You: <3
Stranger: no its not i dont love you i never will!

You: but u said to mother
Stranger: i said poo to your mother
You: haha my mother it is our mother brother joseph we are deeply in love brother
You: Peter <3 Joseph forever
Stranger:My names Bob

You: if you say you love me we can have this every night you know
You: Touching you, touching me
touching you, god you`re touching me again
Stranger: i dont want this every night i have other oppointments i cant miss
You: but this is love those are just your current occupation
You: once we are together we will find you a better job that fits more time for us
You: and maybe i can add 8=======D~~~~~~~~~O: score
Stranger: no th

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Male 105
Stranger: howdy
You: *gasp*
Stranger: im a cowboy
Stranger: i like cows
You: I`m a cow.
You: I HATE cowboys!
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: this cant be
You: STOP BEING SO ROUGH WITH MY NIPPLES! IT`S WEIRD!
Stranger: sorry
You: Eat mor chikin
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Male 4
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Stranger: hii
You: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 66
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Stranger: just stop please
You: hello
Stranger: p
Stranger: p
Stranger: p
You: e
You: n
You: i
You: s
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Male 4
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Stranger: hello
You: 8=====D~O:
Stranger: what??
You: u no 8=====D~O: yumm
You: Me
Stranger: no dont no ,man
You: You
You: 8======D~~~~O:
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Male 4
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Stranger: hey
You: Join the darkness
Stranger: wtf
You: We believe in certain things
You: you wanna know what things?
Stranger: go for it
You: believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There`s a chance we could make it now
We`ll be rocking `til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love

You: Touching you, touching me
touching you, god you`re touching me
Stranger: ....
Stranger: SUCK MY D***!
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Male 3
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: age?
You: 2
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Male 1,375
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You: i am that i am
Stranger: i was thinking of that some time back
Stranger: isnt that what god says to moses
You: damn straight because i made you think that
Stranger: its weird that u mentioned it
You: i am all knowing all seeing
You: take your hand out of your pants you dirty bastard
Stranger: i was thinking of it in the context of eastern philosophy
Stranger: when god says
Stranger: be still and know that i am
Stranger: isnt it recognition of self awareness
Stranger: a sort of meta-awareness if u will
Stranger: You know, when one of us clicks “disconnect,” it’s almost a certainty that we will never speak to one another again ever.
You: actually its awareness that there is no god and religion is a sham
You: ATHIEST FIVE!
Stranger: FIVE!
Stranger: now
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Male 3
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl???
You: Whatever you want it to be ;D
Stranger: f/m?
You: Both
You: You?

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Male 4
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You: Luke I am your father...
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Male 16
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Stranger: hi
You: My mom says not to talk to strangers...
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Male 721
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Stranger: But Benny you said you`d love me forever!
You: benny was wrong bitch!
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Male 721
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Stranger: hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: 7 m? alaska
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i enjoy this.

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Male 63
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: I hope you like cake, cause it`s all that I bake
You: I speak in rhyme, I`m guessing that`s fine?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: asl
You: My asl is restricted, my penis constricted

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Male 315
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 63, M, In your closet with a double-bladed axe
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Male 721
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Stranger: hi, 18,f,russia, if u`re too hot boy i want u
You: i want hot boys too ;)
Stranger: are u virgin
You: YES!!!!!!!!!! 4 years ago
Stranger: how old re u
You: 74
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Male 606
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You:
[AUTOMATED MESSAGE] The user you are talking to is a registered sex offender in the state of California. Please do not provide any personal information. Please report inappropriate conversations to: http://omegle.com/offender
You: HI LITTLE BOY
Stranger: hi
You: whats your adress
Stranger: none of your business
You: if i give you some candy can it become my buisness little boy
You: ?
Stranger: maybe
You: wellll
You: i cant give you the candy if i don`nt know where you live no can I
You: silly little boy
Stranger: uhm, oh..
Stranger: well i cant give it to you
You: aw
You: thats ok
You: IM BEHIND YOU
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Male 315
Stranger: I am a transformer
You: Transformers are inferior!
You: Daleks are supreme!
Stranger: Wtf is a Dalek?
Stranger: Sounds like a type of meat
You: Intelligence scan...
You: Low Intelligence
You: Use Google
Stranger: Oh.Geeez thanks
Stranger: Your alot of help
You: Thanks are for the weak!
You: Daleks are superior! Obey! Obey!
Stranger: I fully agree
You: Your ideas are irrelevant!
Stranger: Marry me?
You: YES
You: <3
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Male 564
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You: just know now, I`m a cop.
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I have to say, this is fun.

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Female 299
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Stranger: hi
You: rawr.
Stranger: wat
You: RAWR
You: .. gosh
You: do you not speak dinosaur?
Stranger: drat OFF


what a dinosaurist he was.

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Male 564
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You: i`m kinda not used to this
You: so
You: you..you lead
Stranger: hahaa its okayyy.
Stranger: asl?
You: a...s...l?
Stranger: age sex location haha
You: oh..
Stranger: aw youre so new to this
Stranger: thats cute
You: you pervert
You: i`m calling the cops
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Male 3,482
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You: Hello.
Stranger: what are your thoughts on gay porn?
You: I`m a star, so that should say something...
Stranger: :D
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Male 1,375
Stranger: hey
You: entertain me
You: the last few have been a bore
You: right up until they stopped breathing
You: then i had my fun
Stranger:are you serious right now
Stranger:.............
Stranger:holy sh** man
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Male 12,138
This thread is f*cking epic. Well played, I-A-B. Well played.

I`m literally weeping with joyous laughter...

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Male 1,375
haha why wont any of you guys sing dayman with me!? it`s just so fitting. I mean you gotta pay the troll toll to get in this little boys hole should be the slogan of this site
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Female 17
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: whats up
Stranger: my very hard rooster
You: EW. PERVE. REPENT AND GO TO HELL.

my contribution. =]

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Female 299
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Stranger: hi
You: MICHAEL JACKSON IS ALIVE!
Stranger: no he isn`t
Stranger: he`s dead ):
You: .. damnit.
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Male 21
Most of my comments end up like this.

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Stranger: ASL?
You: 19/m/usa
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So... I decided to mix it up a little

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You: Hi
Stranger: ASL?
You: I HAVE A PENIS!!!
You: YAAAAAYY!!!!
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Female 299
Stranger: age?
Stranger: i 26
You: coo, 14.
Stranger: do you like sex?
You: wow.
You: i do like sex.
Stranger: oh`
Stranger: have a webcam?
Stranger: i have
You: nope.
Stranger: pic?
You: well thats good for you.
You: i do have one yes.
You: but not for you :D
Stranger: have a pic?
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Male 315
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You: Hi.
Stranger: Hi. How old are you?
Stranger: Hello?
You: I`m not supposed to talk to strangers.
Stranger: So...you`re pretty young then?
You: No, my parole officer doesn`t want me talking to strangers.
Stranger: Umm...why?
You: The last seven died.
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Male 55
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Stranger: Hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: How are u?
You: Peachy.
You: Upset with how shameless Omegle users are.
Stranger: X-D
Stranger: A lot of crazy sex maniaks!
You: So, basically, I`m just trying to elicit a hilarious response from you so I can put you on a message board as part of a competition for a website.
Stranger: haha-is it enogh?
Stranger: *enought
You: wait....does enogh=a website or does enogh=a bad spelling of the word "enough"
You: it`s i-am-bored.
You: I`m pretty sure I failed miserably and I`m going to go hang myself now.
Stranger: i see, go on but tape it please on your cam :-)))
You: Anything for a random stranger.
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Male 3,482
Okay, after messing around on there, I finally found one that actually made ME disconnect, lol. I tried to screw with this guy, just to see what would happen...

The results...

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You: Hello.
Stranger: i am a male interested in cyber sex
You: I am a female who has kids that are probably older than you.
Stranger: I like MILFS.
You: .....................................
..........................................
..........................................
..........................................
..........................................
....
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Male 31
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You: i like butter toast :>
Stranger: im looking for david
You: ...im david
You: ;O
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: rly
You: who the drat are you.....God O.o
Stranger: lol just 4chan prank.. messed up
You: ......:O JUR A /b/tard !!
Stranger: everyone says to omegle partners `im looking for david`
Stranger: ya i am
Stranger: pleasure to make your actuintance
You: so um yeah Disconnect pl0x i gotta put this on I-A-B
Stranger: :(
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Male 31
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You: HAY!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: age?
You: IMA GUMMUI BEAR!
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Female 60
Stranger: hi
You: THE GAME
You: i just lost it
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Female 44
You: hie.
Stranger: why the e
You: why not?
Stranger: the game


dammit.
i lost. ):

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Female 60
Stranger: hi
You: HELP
Stranger: from what ?
You: PEDOPHILEEE.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: nice
You: They made me blind...
Stranger: bye fag i could have shown you a beautiful pic of me, and if i got your msn i could have gone nude for you :P but your being a fag
Stranger: so later
Stranger: :*
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Male 31
Stranger: hi!
You: um......i cant see :<

Stranger: wtf
Stranger: how can you see what im writing then =.=
You: drat IM BLIND!
Stranger: then how do you use omegle??
You: im so putting this on I-A-B XD
Stranger: Eh drat you..

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Female 122
Stranger: hi
You: do you know what the word is?
Stranger: bird is the word
You: haha YES
Stranger: lol
You: just dont throw away the record or jesus will totally lose his cool
Stranger: he so will
You: i always knew that he worked in a record store but i was too shy to ask him if he was really jesus
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Male 426
Stranger: girl???
You: nope
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Female 231
LOL. Me and this one person got into a big debate about Michael Jackson.
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Male 564
Stranger: Hi
You: i`m blind
You: help!
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Male 298
someone find a billy mays asc. NAO
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Male 161
You: Hey.
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 14 F brazil
Stranger: u?
You: 13 m texas
Stranger: ow =)
You: Cool.
You: But I`m going to be careful anyways.
You: I don`t like pedos.
Stranger: who does
You: I dunno.
You: Never thought of it.
Stranger: huh
You: I mean some people are freaks and like pedos.
Stranger: weird world huh
You: Like the japs.
Stranger: hehe
You: So whatsup?
You: Stranger?
You: Stranger?!?!
You: STRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!?!?!?!
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Female 583
Woah, I managed to convince someone who was looking for Ruki from The Gazette (a band I never heard of in my life) that I was him. That was an amusing 15 minutes.
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Male 298
my joke is down, down forward, forward, punch. gets em everytime
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Female 165
i grew tired of making jokes out there. sometimes, if you give it a chance, you could talk with some really interesting people. Just maybe not those who annoyingly asks for a/s/l, haha, but the other nice ones who could, kind of, change your life.
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Male 161
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You: Hi?
Stranger: I`m not a panda
You: Me either.
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Female 101
LOL @ xKandiiKornx and Lionhart2 :o)
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Female 82
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You: Jesus?
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Female 2,672
i love omegle
and this guy was orsum for doin tht
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Male 42
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: sorry?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: its like age, sex, location
You: oh
You: cool
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I`m not very funny.

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Male 2,049
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey. You wouldn`t by any chance looking for a 14yr korean boy who knows how to make shoes do you?
Stranger: sorry what do you mean
You: I am willing to sell you him for 500$ Shipping is included.
You: You see when I brought him over from Korea I did not tell him about American culture. Now my dog is missing. I think he ate my dog so the best thing for me to do is to sell him.
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Male 2,049
Connecting to server...
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you batman?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Yeees
Stranger: i`m the prince of darkness :D
You: sweet wheres robin?
Stranger: I have lost Robien
You: prince of darkness? I thought Ozzy was the prince of darkness
Stranger: Me too !
Stranger: Ozzy is a hoax
You: Damn that sux
Stranger: who are u ?
You: So what is the meaning of life?
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Male 100
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy!
You: God, is that you?
Stranger: yes son
Stranger: /daughter
You: I HAVE FOUND HIM AT LAST
You: what is the meaning of life?
You: was mary a virgin?
You: why dont my parents love me?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: first
Stranger: are yu a girl or a guy?
You: you type slowly for an omnipotent being
Stranger: hehe no i dont
Stranger: its because im eating holy muffins
You: I thought you were all knowing? Its your son holy father
You: holy muffins? ..ok. i guess you do work in mysterious ways
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so are yu a son or a daughter?
You: can you not read heavenly spirit?
You: speak to me, let me be your holy prophet, let me spread your word
You: I shall be known as Jesus Jr.
Stranger: GOD DOESNT EXIST YOU dratTARD
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Female 44
Stranger: hey there
You: hi!
Stranger: how are u stranger?
You: WE ARE ALL CONNECTED IN THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
Stranger: i know that
Stranger: kinda obvious
You: when we die, our bodies become the grass
You: and the antelope eat the grass
Stranger: blablabla
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Female 44
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: God? is that you?
Stranger: God??
Stranger: Big man?
You: yes!! I HAVE FOUND HIM AT LAST
You: what is the meaning of life?
You: was Mary really a virgin?
You: why don`t my parents love me?
Stranger: If she tell you that that is true
You: you type slowly for an omnipotent being
Stranger: Mind of love have a masks
You: wut
Stranger: Trust u
You: ...ok. i guess you do work in mysterious ways
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Male 140
when are you coming home mommy?
Stranger: oh that`s cool
Stranger: i hope your daddy can beat your finger too
Stranger: >_<
You: I can`t take it anymore... I`m taking the pills in the bathroom cabinet!
You: I HATE YOU MOMMY T.T
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Male 140
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: mommy?
You: Is that really you?
You: AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
Stranger: are you crazy?
You: Why.... why don`t you love me mommy?
You: You said you`d never leave me... but that was 5 years ago
Stranger: weird.........
You: Why mommy why?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where r u from
You: Yes mommy?
Stranger: where r u from?
You: I`m from your tummy silly?
Stranger: oh yeah???
Stranger: that`s cool
Stranger: hey bitch cut your finger and fudge off
You: But... but...
Stranger: i am not your drating mommy
Stranger: do u understand?
You: All those times you touched my pee pee
You: And we played cave explorerer
Stranger: what the hell do you want to say?
Stranger: hahahah
You: I want your love mommy
You: Its all I`ve ever wanted
You: Why can`t you give me that?
Stranger: hmmm well
Stranger: i have no idea
You: Daddy still beats me from time to time... when a
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Male 3
run into alot of 4chan kids over there
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Male 1,452
Stranger: heyy
You: Ream of paper
You: grape soda!
Stranger: ...?
You: dust on the car
You: my couch is on fire
You: EARWAX
Stranger: lol XD so randum!
You: yellow curtins
You: catnip inside of the pakistan
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Male 1,270
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You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Asl
You: sale?? where?!
You: I need some new shoes...oh and a hat
You: andddd....some food actually
You: is the food on sale too?
You: I hope it is...I`m hungry :(
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Male 2,388
thems so funny :)
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Male 107
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: DSL?
Stranger: what?
You: ADSL?
Stranger: ........
You: I SELL YOU DSL & ADSL VERY CHEAP!
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Male 1,452
the stuff is paranthesis is the translation,and it wasnt said in the convo

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Stranger: hello.
You: olleh
Stranger: wow
You: wow
Stranger: hahaha
You: ahahah
Stranger: ^_^
You: v-v
Stranger: that`s interesting.
You: gnitsetetni s`taht
Stranger: wow! ^_^
Stranger: what are you doing?
Stranger: ummmmmm........ let`s chating T_T i`m boring.............
You:noisnemid rorim eht ot emoclew (welcome to the mirror dimension)
Stranger: ah- hahaha
Stranger: hm....
You: ....mh
Stranger: Difficult.
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Female 143
You: Hello there
Stranger: hi!!
Stranger: wht your name?
You: I have no name
Stranger: what?
You: I do not have a name ;_;
Stranger: stupid..
You: :C
You: You`re mean
You: I`m going to tell the teacher
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Male 308

You: i can do whatever i want
You: bitch
Stranger: then you teleported back to me in the masterball
You: abra uses teleport again
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Male 308

Stranger: hey
You: WILD ABRA APPEARS
Stranger: asl? :)
Stranger: oh snap
Stranger: *masterball*
You: abra uses teleport
Stranger: oh snap, can`t
Stranger: masterball ftw
You: you didnt throw it
You: faggot
You: gtfo
Stranger: ya I did :O
You: no you didnt
Stranger: yupppppp
You: NO
Stranger: you just didn`t see it cause you were busy teleporting
Stranger: and I pulled you out with a masterball
You: well if i was busy teleporting
Stranger: oh snap
You: then you cant catch me
Stranger: yup
You: no
Stranger: I threw the masterball into the teleport
You: STOP LYING
Stranger: snap I win
You: no
You: you dont
Stranger: yup
You: then i teleport back
You: before the masterball came through
Stranger: well then I have the masterball with you in it :p
Stranger: nope
You: yea
You: im abra
Stranger: you teleporter, I threw the masterball in
Stranger: caught you
You: i can do whatever i w
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Male 1,452
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: asl
You: 13/TRANNY/Boston
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Male 1,452
This guy is full of fail, ruined the entire joke!

Stranger: im a male who is 20 years old who is looking for a hot horny female who is willing to send me nude pics
You: i have a nude pic of me
You: wanna see
You: http://gossipcandy.com/wp-content/upload...
Stranger: 4 sec
Stranger: lol
Stranger: who is this non-nice individual?
Stranger: ))
You: hell this is chris hansen
You: would you like to take a seat
Stranger: who is?
You: now according to this message log you asked a 13 yearold girl for "noods"
Stranger: lol
You: DETAIN HIM

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Male 1,452
you came in contact wit the abra guy too lol
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Female 150
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Stranger: hey asl
You: Would you like to begin an intimate relationship with Our Lord, Jesus Christ?
Stranger: no im actually anti religious
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Male 308
Connecting to server...
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A wild Abra appears.
You: drat
You: SNIPED
You: ninjad
You: i was just saying that
Stranger: really?
You: yea
Stranger: WINNAR
You: i was typing it
Stranger: Pokeball fails.
Stranger: Abra uses Teleport.
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Male 1,452
Stranger: hi
You: i just accidently my cat
You: is that bad
Stranger: wait whatd you do to your cat?
You: i accidently my cat
Stranger: I hate cats
You: in b4 chris hansen?
Stranger: no after
You: FUUUUUUU
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Male 308
Stranger: You`d totally tap that
You: you will have to go to jail
You: you understand that right?
Stranger: I break out all the time
Stranger: s;all good
You: well.
You: RESTRAIN HIM
You: see what we had to do dave?
Stranger: Into bondage, eh?
You: we had to restrain you.
Stranger: Tie me up, baby.
You: *takes out penis*
Stranger: Whatchu gonna do with that, chris?
You: im gonna stick it in your no-no hole
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Male 308

You: 16 F Usa
Stranger: 18/m/co
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Dave
Stranger: what`s yours?
Stranger: Oh, I see you are David too
You: what?
You: im chris hanson
You: why dont you have a seat over there?
Stranger: Wow, you must be some sorta newfag
You: just go ahead
Stranger: but okay, I`ll have a seat
You: have a seat
Stranger: Alright, I`m sitting
Stranger: What`s up chris?
You: why would you molest her?
Stranger: who?
You: whats the point?
Stranger: well look at her: http://www.trinachow.com/blog/images/200...
You: we found this dildo in your pocket
Stranger: she`s just begging for it
You: why dave? why
Stranger: She`s the sute one
Stranger: *cute
You: well
Stranger: You`d totally tap that
You: you will have to go to jail
You: you understand that right?
Stranger: I break out all the time
Strang
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Male 1
YES! I CAUGHT EM!

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You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: A wild abra apears
You: *throws Master Ball*
Stranger: You caught Abra
You: drat YES
You: FINALLY
Stranger: Would you like to assign a nickname?
You: NOPE
Stranger: ABRA was transfered to BILLs PC!

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Female 150
You: sup
Stranger: helleo
You: jesus loves you
Stranger: m or f
You: both
Stranger: drat you
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Male 308
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You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: [Automated message] Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please do not give her any personal information. Have Fun.
You: hello
You: 21 / F / florida
Stranger: 20 m usa
You: my names teri
Stranger: cool
Stranger: got pics?
You: whats yours?
Stranger: im donnie
You: 52 / m / usa
You: ;D
Stranger: yeah i dont care about the automated message
Stranger: u giving me dick or what
You: i-a-b?
Stranger: huh
You: faggot
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Female 165
@kinjo:

C`mon, some of the posts here are really worth the laugh. We`re just having fun. :)

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Male 914
You: ??
Stranger: ???
You: whats up with these stupid chat conversations people are leaving as comments here on iab?
Stranger: members are trying to be funny.
You: really? because it`s not working...
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Male 308
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
You: hola
Stranger: Knock Knock
You: WHOS THERE
Stranger: Disco
You: DISCO WHO
Stranger: Disconnected ;D
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awwwww... i fell for it D:

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Male 308
Stranger: hello
You: BITCH
You: YOU TOOK MY CHICKEN
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hehe, my chicken :)

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Female 1
Stranger: marry me
Stranger: .?
You: sure
Stranger: male.?
You: ahhaha no both
Stranger: seriously
You: yarp.
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Female 165
Stranger: heey:)
You: heeeeyyyaaa
You: shaniqua?
You: is that u girl?
Stranger: yeahh!
You: omg ive been looking for you all day long!!!
Stranger: we finally found each otherr!!!!
You: ahahahah LOL
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: me tooo!
You: `cause i need my boyfriend back
Stranger: oh,
Stranger: tell me the story
You: u tell me! u`ve been with him ALLL fudgen day.
You: he never answers my call u know.
Stranger: really?
You: ya rly
Stranger: i told him not to,
Stranger: he doens`t need to be talking to no drating fag.
You: damn, did you have sex then?
Stranger: yeah:)
Stranger: 3 times!
You: if you did, then you hav dem AIDZ too
You: ahaha
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...i feel so dirty...

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Male 9
You: Hello.
Stranger: HOLA ARE JOO A DURTY MEXIKAN
Stranger: O
Stranger: Y HELLO YUNG WOMUN
Stranger: OR R U MAN
Stranger: TELL ME
Stranger: PLS
Stranger: PLS
Stranger: PLS
Stranger: PLS
Stranger: STRNAGER DANGER
Stranger: STRANGER
Stranger: SRY
You: Your mother should have aborted you.
Stranger: psh
Stranger: no sry she rly loves me
You: She doesn`t love you.
You: You`re adopted
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: the only thnig fake about my parents is my fat father but my mommy is real
You: I`m sorry to tell you the bad news.
You: But you`re adopted
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Male 9
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: **** YOU!
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Male 1,442
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: HI! BILLY MAYS HERE!
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 50/BEARD/HELL AND IT IS A GREAT PLACE!
Stranger: Is it?
You: YES AND TONIGHT I AM OFFERING YOU THE CHANCE TO JOIN ME! JUST TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS AND A VAN WILL BE OVER TO SEND YOU ON THIS TRIP OF A LIFETIME AND I AM THROWING IN A FREE PITCHFORK FOR ONLY THE CHEEP PRICE OF $19.99! THAT IS SUCH AN AMAZING DEAL THAT I CAN ONLY OFFER IT FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES!
Stranger: ...what?
You: PHONE HELL AT 0795-666-666 AND YOU COULD BE HERE IN JUST THAT ONE EASY $19.99 PAYMENT! PHONE NOW AND WE WILL CLEAN THE OXY FROM YOUR LUNGS FOR GOOD!
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Female 165
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy
You: heyyy aaa
You: heeyyyaaa
You: shake it like a polaroid pictuuaaahh
You: XD
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great, now i`m addicted.

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Male 100
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Stranger: hi
You: bye
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Male 43
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: me fine
Stranger: u
You: im cool
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ur asl
You: what is asl?
You: hello?
Stranger: age sex location
You: ok
You: 32 yes st louis
You: lol
You: male
Stranger: ok
You: you?
Stranger: nepal male 20
You: how is it in italy
Stranger: not italy
Stranger: nepal
You: sorry where is nepal
Stranger: in asia
You: where in asia
Stranger: near china
You: oh cool
You: how is china
You: do you know jackie chan
You: lol
Stranger: ya
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Female 254
I found my soulmate on there.. such a good conversation until the server died and we lost connection. I could cry... spent the last 3 hours starting chat after chat looking for him again.
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Male 72
Stranger: hey do u have a penis?
You: yes
You: well, i did last week
Stranger: nice!
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Female 1,190
haha people really hate me there XD
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: KAMEHAMEHA!
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Female 1,190
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You: STRANGER DANGER!
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Male 332
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi .
You: what
Stranger: hmm.?country ?
You: US OF A
You: the best country on earth
Stranger: ok .
You: yeah
You: and you?
Stranger: china .
You: bwahaha
You: chinese don`t have internet
You: they`re communist
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Male 100
*hops bandwagon*
Stranger: HELLO!!!!
You: YO!!!
Stranger: I AM NOBUNAGA!!!!
You: ME TOO
Stranger: THIS IS MY QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I summon three Blue-Eyes White Dragons in attack mode!!!!!!!!!!!
You: i summon Exodious
You: mhuhaha
You: OBLITERATE
Stranger: GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I AM YOUR LORD. I AM YOUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: not quite
You: actually
You: not at all
You: sorry
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I AM NOBUNAGA
Stranger: YOU ARE MY SERVANT
You: :`(
Stranger: YOU KNOW NO GREATER FAITH THAN YOURS FOR ME
Stranger: FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I WILL END YOU
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: your giving me flatulance
Stranger: MY MIGHTY WINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: they are mighty but they belong to my butt
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Male 1,452
huh it got cut off, well he said this "WTF how is a ghetto person like me supposed to survive?!"
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Male 1,452
okay this one got a little offensive. on the borderline, i was quoting lines from full metal jacket

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Stranger: hi
You: WHATS YOUR EXCUSE
Stranger: i`m sorry
Stranger: :(
Stranger: i don`t have one
You: IM THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE
You: WHATS YOUR EXCUSE
Stranger: k i swear
Stranger: the llama was askin for the s3x
You: HOW TALL ARE YOU
Stranger: i`m 6`2"
You: IDIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED SHAT THAT HIGH
Stranger: yep
Stranger: :D
You: MAN YOUR UGLY LOOKS LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MOMMAS A$$ AND ONTO A STAIN ON THE MATRESS
You: WHATS YOUR NAME
Stranger: OMG YOU KNOW MY LIFE
Stranger: joey cor***
You: JOEY! ONLY [email protected] AND SAILORS ARE NAMED JOEY
Stranger: i`m both
You: IM GONNA CALL YOU GOMER PYLE
Stranger: ok
You: HEY PRIVATE
You: IM SURE THAT YOU WILL BE SADDENED THAT WE DONT SERVE FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELLON IN MY MESSHALL
Stranger: WTF!!!! how

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Male 72
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
Stranger: you first
You: 23-m-arizona
Stranger: 17 f california
You: fap
You: fap
You: fap
You: fap
You: fap
You: fap
You: fap
You: fap
You: fap
Stranger: pervert
You: :D
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:D:D:D:D:D

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Female 1,190
this site ftw! XD

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Stranger: hi
You: HOLA!
Stranger: hola
You: HOLA CHICA!
Stranger: no
You: HOLA CHICO!
Stranger: hola chica
You: SI
You: lawl
Stranger: ??
Stranger: where u from
You: wherever i want
Stranger: k
Stranger: liar
You: damn howd you know?
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Female 1,190
haha sorry for the double but had to do it XD
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Stranger: heyy asl?
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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Female 1,190
this site ftw! XD

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Stranger: hi
You: HOLA!
Stranger: hola
You: HOLA CHICA!
Stranger: no
You: HOLA CHICO!
Stranger: hola chica
You: SI
You: lawl
Stranger: ??
Stranger: where u from
You: wherever i want
Stranger: k
Stranger: liar
You: damn howd you know?
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Female 354
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 questions?
You: YES
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you can go first
You: ok um...i`m thinking of...a butt
Stranger: hmm.... is it a butt?
You: YES
You: !
Stranger: i win!
You: yayayay
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Male 3,755
@ SonicSophie

Whoa...

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Male 72
"You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you MJJ?
You: Yes.
You: Cause it`s the thriller!
You: Thriller night!
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:D :D :D

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Male 332
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: say hi
Stranger: are u a stripper from maine that smoks weed
You: absolutley
You: are u a hobo that likes sucking a old mans dick while playing the piano to ray charles?
Stranger: absolutley
You: well i dont beleive you
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Female 354
You:

Frustrated I touch that spot , so dry and wet
I rub it until I`m satisfied
But I hunger for more
It still remains the obsession
It won`t be complete until erased
I rub vigourously until it`s gone
Ohhh....perfect all gone
I get out the vacum hoover and suck that poo till nothing is left
Clean as a whistle I run my fingers through the moist bristles
The grape juice stain is gone

You: do you like my poem
Stranger: umm is this a guy??
You: who
You: where is "this"
You: are you???
You: WELL
You: ARE YOU?
Stranger: no
You: ok then
Stranger: is this a girl??
You: do you like my poem
You: WHO
Stranger: YOU???
You: EHH??
You: YOU?
Stranger: i like the poem
You: omigosh thanks
Stranger: its quite sensual
You: ooooooeeerrrrr

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Male 72
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Wanna see a magic trick?
Stranger: yes
You: I`m going to.... dissappear!

:3

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Female 354
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Stranger: im looking for a girl to talk to
You: HI
You: IMGJNFGKNABKFD
You: I ARE FOR A GIRL
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Male 2,788
You: -insert Chris Hansen image here-
Stranger: oops.
Stranger: I swear I didnt know
You: Lets look at the chat log, shall we?
You: "I want to shove it in every single hole you have"
You: "Please delete this log, i dont want your parents getting nosy"
Stranger: oh poo.
Stranger: I swear that wasnt me
You: I`m Chris hansen with dateline nbc
Stranger: she told me she was 19
You: Lets look at that, shall we?
You: "Hi I`m fourteen."
"That`s hot, wanna meet up?"
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: no.
You: Uh huh
Stranger: I`m gonna go now.
You: No, why dont you take a seat over there
Stranger: No, why don`t you?
You: okay, that`s it
You: RESTRAIN HIM
Stranger: NOOOO!!!1!!!!123
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Female 354
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You: tehehehehehe
You: mehehehehehe
Stranger: heehhe eomgopmgomehehehehheheheomg
You: omg!!!gmrjkfndghkn
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Male 100
i had never heard of this site previously
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Male 281
Epic Win.
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Male 332
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Stranger: HI
You: wtf u want
Stranger: ??
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Female 986
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy there
You: Salutations!
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: Both!
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Hahaha :) Good fun

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Male 54
omgle is fun :O
first convo
Censored
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Male 1
Stranger: 507 370 0489
You: ur turban is derty
Stranger: ew.
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Female 1,412
omg now everyones gonna put up their omegle convos... man

actually i favourited this, because its crazy funny

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Female 5
You: Hai
Stranger: hello
You: How are you?
Stranger: im good thanks
Stranger: how are you?
You: I am well, the stars are with me tonight. Tis true that things bode well.
Stranger: thats fantastic
Stranger: :)
You: (:
Stranger: whats your name?
You: I am the wind, the earth and the sky. I am what I am and Im not what I am.


lol >.<

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Male 5,189
Damn you IAB! Im now having to much fun with that.
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Female 706
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey how have you been?!
Stranger: i haven`t talked to you in so long!
You: oh hi
Stranger: it`s me!
You: it`s you!
You: hey you!
Stranger: hey hi hello there!
You: how u doing?!!
Stranger: i am DANDY!
Stranger: how about you?
You: PEACHY KEEN, JELLYBEAN
Stranger: great!
You: yes!
Stranger: my name isn`t jellybean
Stranger: YOU dratING mean personRAG
You: nice talking to you, jellybean!
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Female 706
You: Helloo, CLARICE
Stranger: hellllo, DANIEL
You: daniel-san not here
Stranger: im confused.
You: good
You: very good
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Female 56
Kitty caught an emo. :(


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You: hai ^_^
Stranger: hey
You: How ish you?
Stranger: you want a full honest answer or a superficial one?
You: Awwwww, you make kitty sad. -_-.
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Female 56
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: How are you today?
Stranger: fine h u?
You: Pretty good..
You: ..soo
Stranger: r u m or f?
You: Well, It depends on the day
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Female 358
You: Have fun! :D
Stranger: WILL DO
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Male 52
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: USA
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I`m Turkey
Stranger: m or f?
You: Not sure. Let me ask my caretaker.
You: She`s not sure either.
You: Male, we think.
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Female 358
You: I have another question.
You: Why would you create that tree if you knew that Adam and Eve would eat the fruit? Couldn`t you have just made it an orange tree instead?
You: Did you just do it as a joke?
Stranger: IT WAS A TEST OF FAITH. TO SEE HOW RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY MY CREATION WAS
Stranger: BUT ALAS, IT GOT OUT OF CONTROL AND NOW I MUST PICK AND CHOOSE
You: But a test that you knew that they would fail before you even created them. Doesn`t that seem counterproductive?
Stranger: WELL SEE... THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BORED.... U DO THINGS THAT DONT REALLY MAKE SENSE
Stranger: U DONT THINK ABOUT IT
Stranger: U JUST DO IT
You: Oh, so you created Nike?
Stranger: NOOOOOOO THE SECRET IS OUT...
Stranger: DON`T TELL ANYONE...
You: I won`t.
Stranger: THANK YOU MY CHILD
Stranger: ALAS, I MUST GO
You: Ok, God. Thank you for speaking with me.
Stranger: ALAH AND BUDDHA WANT TO GO TO THE BAR
Stranger: NO PROBLEM MY CHILD
Yo
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Female 358
You: God? Is that you?
Stranger: yes it is my child
Stranger: errrr... i mean
Stranger: YES IT IS MY CHILD
You: God? Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: SHOOT
You: Why did you kill Billy Mays? Whenever I saw him on TV, he filled my heart with joy. And now he`s gone. Why would you do this?
You: Also, what`s the meaning of life?
Stranger: THE MEANING OF LIFE IS 42
Stranger: BILLY MAYS MUST NOW SELL THINGS IN HEAVEN
Stranger: WE NEEDED HIS SUPERIOR SALESMANSHIP TO GET SOME TIMESHARES OUT OVER IN THE COSMOS
You: Oh. I suppose that makes sense.
Stranger: YES
You: Also, why do you wear a dress in all of the pictures that I see of you?
Stranger: IT IS NOT A DRESS. IT IS A ROBE
You: I`m not a fashion expert, but it looks an awful lot like a dress.
Stranger: THATS HOW WE ROLLED BACK IN THE DAY WHEN MY SON WAS ON EARTH
Stranger: SO THATS HOW THEY DEPICTED ME
You: Hmm
Stranger: I AM ACTUALLY A NUDIST
You: Ahh
You: I could see wh
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Male 5,189
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Stranger: ASL?
You: M/20/FL You?
Stranger: M/18/AL
You: Bye
Stranger: Bye


Keeping it short and simple LOL.

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Male 690
rofl xD
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Male 98
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Stranger: BILLY MAYS HERE
You: OHA\
You: I LOVE BILLY
You: HAI BILLY MAYS
Stranger: HAI!
Stranger: BILLY MAYS HERE
Stranger: WITH OXICLEAN!
You: ZOMGGGGGGGGG
Stranger: I am a racist!S
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Wow, Wtf

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Male 2,582
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You: hi
Stranger: hello...
You: We sure have been having beautiful weather lately haven`t we?
Stranger: How would you know what the weather is where i am??
You: Look out your window, see that van?
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Female 165
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: do you hav dem pokemonz?
You: hellooooooo?
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Male 152
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Stranger: hello
You: Well I was shopping for a new car
Which one`s me
You: A cool convertible or an SUV
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Male 1,452
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: when your chewing on life`s grissle
You: bah dont grumble give wistle
You: and things will always turn out for the best
Stranger: co*k
You: always look on the bright side of life
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Male 318
ok i need a verson of this i can copy and paste :)
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Female 646
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You: asl?
Stranger: knock knock
You: your mom`s back on my hardwood floors
Stranger: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Female 646
holy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xKandiiKornx what the drat????????


DONT CLICK ON THAT LINK WHATEVER YOU DO! DONT!!!!!

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Male 7
Fair warning, nobody go to the link previously posted by xKandiiKornx, due to profane images, and viruses.
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Male 1,629
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello clarice
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Female 2,289
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: life
Stranger: same
You: u from iab?
Stranger: ill say no because i have no idea what that is
You: k
Stranger: what is it?
You: www.i-am-bored.com
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: but i am bored if that counts
You: it doesn`t
Stranger: darn
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Female 5
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 18 m china and u?
You: virus loading....
You: found computer...
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Female 5
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Stranger: hey there
You: virus loading.....
You: loading....
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: :)
You: dammit!
Stranger: oh lawdy is dat sum virus
You: it didnt work
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Female 5
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You: computer virus loading....
You: loading....
You: complete!
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Male 721
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Stranger: Hi :D
You: STRANGER DANGER!!
You have disconnected.

my night has consisted of this..

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Female 5
You: [Automated message] Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please do not give her any personal information. Have Fun.
You: HI
Stranger: Sup babe?
You: OH NOTHING.
Stranger: Want a lapdance?
You: WHY NOT?
You: ADRESS PLZ?
Stranger: My house?
Stranger: Are you a pedo?
You: YAH
You: NOOO..
You: WHAT?
Stranger: I love pedos
You: WHOAH????
Stranger: I`m calling the police, to track your I.P that auto message is extremely frightening.
You: HUH?
You: WHAT AUTO MESSAGE?
Stranger: Stranger: [Automated message] Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please do not give her any personal information. Have Fun.
You: WHAT??
You: YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOUR A SEX OFFENDER!!!
You: AAHH!!!
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Female 646
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: do you have a black erection?
You: i have a green erection
Stranger: you an alien?
You: no
You: just not very smart
Stranger: alright, did you rubb your dick in pistachio ice cream?
Stranger: im guessing thats a yes then?
You: lets just say im no good at chemistry
Stranger: what?
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Female 2,289
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: what u up 2?
You: nothing really
Stranger: same
Stranger: u really bored?
You: yeah, i found this site through IAB. It`s a site.
You: for bored people
Stranger: whats iab?
You: i-am-bored.co
You: m
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i am really bored
Stranger: tell me sumthin fun
You: what is your definition of fun?
Stranger: anythin that`ll cure my boredom
Stranger: or make me laugh
You: Go to www.i-am-bored.com for that
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Female 706
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS
You: *screams and runs away*
Stranger: WILD ABRA TELEPORTS
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Female 69
Good Lord. Gaia`s GD flooded that site about a month ago. But they used Pedobear, not Chris Hansen.
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Female 4
Oh... peanut butter Brit! If you`re here, PM me!
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Female 2,695
god, now both /b/ and i-a-b are raiding?
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Male 721
i like to be loved :)
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Male 13
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: im sexy
You: are you sexy?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and i am bored
You: <insert Chris Hansen here>
Stranger: good
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Male 721
love omegle lol
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Male 721
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Stranger: 18 yr old male lookin for cam sex with female
You: im a male but you can pretend im a female
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Male 721
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: You: [Automated message] Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please do not give her any personal information. Have Fun.
You: helloooo
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Female 113
wtf..?

You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Travis says:
what am i supposed to dow iht all ur food?
i feel bad about eating it or throwing it awya
i will juust save it fo ru

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Female 646
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Stranger: heey
You: virus
You: virus
You: virus
You: virus
You: virus
You: virus
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Male 104
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You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Asl?
Stranger: 17 m france
You: 96/Male/Behind a bush staring at you
Stranger: haha really x)
Stranger: i`vnt bush at home ^^
You: YES, REALLY.
You: I GOT MY LAPTOP HERE AND EVERYTHING.
Stranger: HAAA I SEE YOU O___O §§
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Female 113
LOL :P

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You: have you ever seen flubber?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: why?
You: its brilliant
Stranger: ooooooooook
You: :)
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Male 1,623
"I want the ASCII code for that. LMAO!"

http://digg.com/television/The_10_Best_T...

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Female 15,763
You: hi
Stranger: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM.
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY poo IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM.
Stranger: THIS poo COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER`S VAGINA.
You: Can I bring it on a turbulent flight?
Stranger: YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT`LL GROW THREE INCHES.
drat.
You: What happens if luggage hits it?
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Am I goign to hell? :C

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Female 231
Hahaha. I like talking with people, and as soon as they say something a call them a pedophile and disconnect.
xDDD
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Male 8,300
You: //CIA/OMEGLE.PORTAL :INFIELDREP :SEC1 :CLASS1 PRES EYES ONLY//BEGINS
Stranger: What??
Stranger: What was that?
You: Oh
You: Nothing, forget it, don`t copypaste it either or you`ll be paying 200% tax for the next 100 years
Stranger: O...K......
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Male 2,788
You: Pikachu! Use thunderbolt!
You: I zapped away your manhood
You: If you`re man, that is.
Stranger: i never had any manhood
Stranger: :(
You: That`s too bad
Stranger: yes yes it is
You: MAGIKARP! USE RAPE!
Stranger: magikarp only has splash
Stranger: cheater
You: Not MY magikarp
Stranger: did you use a game shark
Stranger: only other option
You: No
You: I taught my magikarp how to rape
Stranger: really
You: by splashing on your genitals
Stranger: thats impressive
You: indeed it is
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Female 1,436
Damn. . . not MORE omegle.

The users in chat use this site quite often. . . There are some funny ones but. . . Giggleworthy only.

-.-

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Female 231
You: is this fananay
Stranger: gay sex?
You: omg ur not fananay!
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Male 2,788
You: Buttsex?
Stranger: yeh ok
Stranger: you got a cam?
You: LOL
You: yes
Stranger: whats your msn?
You: Uh
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 55
Stranger: u?
You: haha
You: uh
You: 14, female
Stranger: location?
You: california
Stranger: i am from pinkneyvilla alabama
You: uh huh
You: oh, by the way
You: -insert Chris Hansen here-
You: pedo.
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Male 2,552
I want the ASCII code for that. LMAO!
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Female 2
Stranger: Hi ma`am
You: is this jesus?
Stranger: Yes.
You: oh finally
Stranger: This is
Stranger: And i have this special offer for you!
You: OXYCLEAN?? :D
Stranger: Ever wanted to get rid of those poo stains in your pants?
Stranger: Then this product is made for you!
Stranger: 2 easy payments
Stranger: Onlyl 50$ each
You: :O I must buy it
Stranger: If you act now you will get all seasons of pokemon for free
You: HOLY CRAP, WHERE DO I SEND THE MONEY? :D
Stranger: So act now and call 925-641-246
Stranger: A wild Abra appears
Stranger: Wild Abra uses teleport
You: damn abra
You: I can never catch them
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Male 83
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: [Automated message] Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please do not give her any personal information. Have Fun.
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: You were iab weren`t you?
You: lol yes, I was
Stranger: WIN!!!
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Male 99
Oh god, IAB is turning into /b/!!!!
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Male 1,623
I keep getting the same people/bots.
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Male 8,300
You: IAB FTW lol
Stranger: buttsex
Stranger: buttsex
Stranger: buttsex
Stranger: buttsex
You: oh its you Davy!
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Female 540
Stranger: lol?
You: shun the nonbeliever. SHUN!
Stranger: mai name r not charlie
Stranger: and i believe in candy mountain.
You: well good thing
Stranger: and you drat men up the bum if you`re a man or a woman, it doesnt matter you have a dick anyway
You: tu non parli italiano?
Stranger: NO SPEAK ITALIAN
You: IAB?
Stranger: boob
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Male 868
You: Hey there.
Stranger: sup
You: Do you happen to be from the 90`s?
Stranger: to be from the 90s?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: depends what do you mean
Stranger: born in the 90s?
You: I mean, no one says "sup" anymore.
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Male 4,867
man i love omegle
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Male 8,300
Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: mae or female
You: Neither.
You: Male.
Stranger: oh
You: Can`t you spell?
You: Are you illiterate?
Stranger: yeah i can spell you idiot
You: You left a comma out there, and didn`t capitalize "i".
Stranger: i dont fricken care i do that when i do something important
You: Now you missed a period - that`s two sentences, not one.
Stranger: what are you the fricking grammar police?
You: Yes.
You: We`re a federally funded automonous unit tasked with improving internet literacy levels.
Stranger: are you sure your not mental?
You: You mean "you`re" I think; it`s short for "you are".
Stranger: god you are annoying
You: God should be capitalized, it`s a title.
Stranger: Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!
You: That one was correct.
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Male 868
Stranger: Bruna?
You: Anurb.
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Male 1,623
Stranger: im nude and my left boob is deflating
You: did you puncture your silicone implant?
Stranger: i didn`t get silicone
Stranger: I got RTV
You: Yes I have a mobile home as well.
Stranger: lolwut
Stranger: RTV= high temperature vehicle silicone
You: In your boob?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: my bf did it
Stranger: we saved lots of money
You: Good for you, how are those boobs working out?
Stranger: left one is deflating
Stranger: right one is HUGE
You: Have you tried using a bicycle pump?
Stranger: GOOD IDEA
Stranger: ill use it with the soccer ball inflater tip
Stranger: ill pump it with my vagina
You: You go do that.
You: Bye.
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Female 646
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Stranger: hi
You: ever been stung by a bee?
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Female 646
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Stranger: Hi
You: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 16, F, Brazil
Stranger: u?
You: 42/f/uk
Stranger: Really?
You: i went on my daughters computer, i was wondering what kind of websites she visits, because her computer`s in her bedroom and not in the livingroom (like it should be).
You: this site dosn`t look very safe.
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: Okk
Stranger: :D
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Male 1,361
Anyone find Dave yet?
I have...TWICE
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Female 58
You: hi!
Stranger: shaniqua?
You: shananay?
Stranger: no, it`s tyrone
You: daym.
You: i be lookin fer shanay.
Stranger: U GOT SUM OF DEM FINE WATER MELONS?
You: lmfao. ahahahaa
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Female 767
MY STRANGER IS TTLY NOT A STRANGER.

Having too much fun. WHO IS YOU.

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Male 460

Stranger: hey
You: would you like to learn more about the word of our lord jesus christ?
Stranger: male or female
You: catholic
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Female 767
Stupidity is fun to play.


You: Hullo
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: pretty okey! :D
Stranger: u+
You: Lovely.
You: I have a sharpie. : D
Stranger: like a pennvessare?
You: That`s my favorite composer. C:

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Male 1,623
Lol I got the address of an 18 year old nympho in New Zealand.
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Male 55
I have one. You: hello homo
Stranger: hey sexy!
You: i dont like guys...
Stranger: im a girl .-.
You: oh thats too bad...
You: ima hermaphrodite
Stranger: go drat yourself cl
Stranger: c:*
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Female 46
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You: [Automated message] Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please do not give her any personal information. Have Fun.
You: DAMMIT! OMEGLE ALWAYS RUINS MY FUN.
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Male 1,718
You: hey
You: age?
Stranger: oh hay
Stranger: 27
Stranger: you?
You: nice. 18 =P
You: m or f?
Stranger: m
Stranger: ~hope you`re f
You: so do i =(
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Male 931
sorry, i have to:
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Stranger: do you have any good free zoo porn website links ?
You: hold on, il ask my mom
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Male 1,718
Stranger: hello
You: i dont like the tone of your voice!
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Male 34
HAHAHA THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH!

Hey there
You: IM A FROG PRINCE!
Stranger: Male or female?
You: male
Stranger: female
You: hot
Stranger: age?
You: 93
Stranger: seriously whats your real age
You: my wife Ethel is telling me to go take my Viagra
You: we have a biiiig night tonight
You: ;)
You: if you catch my drift
Stranger: yea
You: so how old r u young missy?
Stranger: 15
You: thats very young
You: i remember when i was 15 you could get a loaf of bread for a nickel
You: and fill up your gas tank for a quater
You: quarter
Stranger: fun
You: and there were orange groves as FARR as the eye can see
Stranger: cool
You: yes
You: verryy
You: cool
You: as you youngsters say now adays

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Male 1,718
Stranger: LEO?
You: LEGO?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: LEO!
You: LEGO :D?
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Male 364
I`m getting so bored with people starting with `asl` I`m just making it up now...

Stranger: asl?
You: 74.f.uk
Stranger: jesus Christ!
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Male 364
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: crazy chick?!
You: OMG WHERE!?
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Female 9,572
I wouldn`t be surprised if it was actually him.
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Male 32
oh my god! that is so epic!
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Female 5,222
LAWL thats awesome
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Male 362
Stranger: Hey
You: Howdy
Stranger: How are you
You: Quite good, madam or mister
Stranger: Mister. You?
You: Mister
Stranger: ANAL FISTS UP YOUR non-nice individual
You: drat YES!
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Best conversation I`ve ever had.

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Male 1,718
Stranger: Dont say Hi
You: Bye
You disconected
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Female 15
Connecting to server...
You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 소녀시대?
You: ah, Sorry. I don`t speak Japanese.
Stranger: i dont either
Stranger: what up
You: oh...
You: Uh, nothing.
Stranger: k
Stranger: cool
Stranger: cya bro