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Date: 06/29/09 12:18 PM

347 Responses to Omegle.com: Made For Pedophiles [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Link: Omegle.com: Made For Pedophiles - Thank God Chris Hanson is still here to protect us.
  2. Profile photo of lem0n
    lem0n Female 18-29
    55 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    LOL. who has time to make poo like that.
  3. Profile photo of The_TARDIS
    The_TARDIS Female 13-17
    27 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    LOL i adore it
  4. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    I`m pretty sure that is the best response ever.
  5. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    thats impressive. wish i could copy/paste
  6. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    lemon ill hand u some clues; ctr+v and ctrl+c
  7. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    greatest response ever
  8. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Kribbe, it`s tough to copy and paste text from a jpg.
  9. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    Epic Maneuver
  10. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    nebbie i was talking about the picture not how to copy from it
  11. Profile photo of Youcantwin
    Youcantwin Male 18-29
    162 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    Epic
  12. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Awesome. Just...awesome.
  13. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Trolling pedos is always fun
  14. Profile photo of Uncertainty
    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Epic win.
  15. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    That`s awesome. I so want to do that now.
  16. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Partner has disconnected....hahahahaha

  17. Profile photo of ElleWilde
    ElleWilde Female 13-17
    64 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA win
  18. Profile photo of killergamer
    killergamer Male 13-17
    107 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    Pedobear`s Seal Of Approval™
  19. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    Awesome! :-D
  20. Profile photo of KatRiNah
    KatRiNah Female 13-17
    7 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    Haha amazing
  21. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    i don`t get it
  22. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    I don`t get it, what`s so funny about it?
  23. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    i love omegle.
    i talekd to this swedish guy who hates americans.
  24. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    LOL. oh god thats great.
  25. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    Stranger: are u a girl? or a boy
    You: both
    Stranger: cool
    You: yeah
    Stranger: not really
    You: i can wank myself and squeeze myself at the same time!
    You: you shoudl try it
    You: its great
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  26. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    oh my god, i can feel the win oozing out of this
  27. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    BoomBox, Chris Hanson was a TVhost in a program where they would have preteen girls invite predators home for sex. Chris Hanson would "bust" them on tv.
  28. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Unless this is a chat macro the guy probably left before he finished typing.
  29. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    When I get spammed with A/S/L queries in our IAB Chatrooms, I find a helpful response is:

    "83/Hermaphrodite/your basement".

    You`d be amazed how fast they back off.

  30. Profile photo of xoxojackiee
    xoxojackiee Female 13-17
    108 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    hahaha!
    made my effin` day. :D
  31. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    davy, i got to use that

    Stranger: Hi.
    You: hey
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 83/Hermaphrodite/your basement
    You: you?
    Stranger: Sexy.
    Stranger: 12/F/my living room
    You: IM NOT A PEDO!

  32. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    Lmao!? Omegle `talk to strangers`!? What do you expect from such a site :/ When i logged on i got rickrolled via IM.
  33. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    lol kk
  34. Profile photo of SanityInsane
    SanityInsane Female 18-29
    150 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    I want a link with the actual ASCII art text so I can copy/paste that at will.
  35. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    sorry for the triple, but if say "you dont speak italian" in italian (tu non parli italiano?)
    they disconnect
  36. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    Dear...GOD, thats great :D
  37. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    "I want a link with the actual ASCII art text so I can copy/paste that at will."

    SAME. where`s a link?

  38. Profile photo of Dukem
    Dukem Male 13-17
    63 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Here`s a link to a forum post with the ASCII text:

    http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread...

  39. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    "Your conversation partner has disconnected"

    That made me laugh

  40. Profile photo of SanityInsane
    SanityInsane Female 18-29
    150 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Awesome! Thanks! ^_^

    I never troll boards, but I feel the need to go pedo-hunting now.

  41. Profile photo of SanityInsane
    SanityInsane Female 18-29
    150 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    Okay, sorry for the two posts so close together, but this entertained me:

    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: A Wild Abra appears!
    You: *throws pokeball*
    Stranger: Wild Abra breaks free!
    Stranger: Abra uses teleport.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  42. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    sanity.
    i got the same person.
    weird.
  43. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉̓̔̿̿̿̕̚۩ ̎̏̐̑ ̕̚ ̔̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘
  44. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    this was great

    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi!
    Stranger: windows or mac
    You: linux!
    You: ubuntu
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  45. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    sorry for the 5th (last one i promise), but dammit IAB:

    You: hello.
    You: what is up.
    Stranger: 17 m Florida WANNA SEE MY DICK?
    You: <insert chris hansen image>
    Stranger:,insert chris hansen image, immediately after mine>
    You: holy crap
    You: IAB?
    Stranger: ahh xD
    Stranger: YA
    Stranger: ofc
    You: ya got a username?
    Stranger: maybe xD
    You: mines habbazoot
    You: what is yours?
    Stranger: Wotf! :D
    Stranger: nitedal

  46. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    that was epic
  47. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    haha fancy seeing an iab there
  48. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Dude, Omegle is so much fun...lol

    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Excuse me, do you have the time?
    Stranger: yeah
    You: Ok, thanks
    You have disconnected

  49. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    okay i broke the promise.
    but starting to have cyber sex, then saying "HOLY poo MY MOM WALKED IN" creates great lulz
  50. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    Oh god this is good.

    you: heya
    stranger: hey!
    stranger: webcam?
    you: no but i bet you wanna get into my pants!
    stranger: you bet I do. All 8 inches of me.
    you:....
    you: lol im longer!
    You have disconected

  51. Profile photo of krazyfreak58
    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    245 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    haha i love omegle

    Stranger: hi
    You: HIIII
    Stranger: im in the apple store!
    You: RLY CUZ IM IN THE PEACH STORE
    Stranger: drat u
    You: OK
    Stranger: i have never been in this store before
    Stranger: it is dratnasty
    You: HAVE U EATEN AN APPLE YET

  52. Profile photo of envisage
    envisage Female 18-29
    15 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: 소녀시대?
    You: ah, Sorry. I don`t speak Japanese.
    Stranger: i dont either
    Stranger: what up
    You: oh...
    You: Uh, nothing.
    Stranger: k
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: cya bro
  53. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    Stranger: Dont say Hi
    You: Bye
    You disconected
  54. Profile photo of Victory7
    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    Stranger: Hey
    You: Howdy
    Stranger: How are you
    You: Quite good, madam or mister
    Stranger: Mister. You?
    You: Mister
    Stranger: ANAL FISTS UP YOUR non-nice individual
    You: drat YES!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Best conversation I`ve ever had.

  55. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    LAWL thats awesome
  56. Profile photo of BrettTurner
    BrettTurner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    oh my god! that is so epic!
  57. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9252 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    I wouldn`t be surprised if it was actually him.
  58. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: crazy chick?!
    You: OMG WHERE!?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  59. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    I`m getting so bored with people starting with `asl` I`m just making it up now...

    Stranger: asl?
    You: 74.f.uk
    Stranger: jesus Christ!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  60. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    Stranger: LEO?
    You: LEGO?
    Stranger: NO
    Stranger: LEO!
    You: LEGO :D?
  61. Profile photo of Ecott
    Ecott Male 13-17
    34 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    HAHAHA THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH!

    Hey there
    You: IM A FROG PRINCE!
    Stranger: Male or female?
    You: male
    Stranger: female
    You: hot
    Stranger: age?
    You: 93
    Stranger: seriously whats your real age
    You: my wife Ethel is telling me to go take my Viagra
    You: we have a biiiig night tonight
    You: ;)
    You: if you catch my drift
    Stranger: yea
    You: so how old r u young missy?
    Stranger: 15
    You: thats very young
    You: i remember when i was 15 you could get a loaf of bread for a nickel
    You: and fill up your gas tank for a quater
    You: quarter
    Stranger: fun
    You: and there were orange groves as FARR as the eye can see
    Stranger: cool
    You: yes
    You: verryy
    You: cool
    You: as you youngsters say now adays

  62. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    Stranger: hello
    You: i dont like the tone of your voice!
    You have disconnected.
  63. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    sorry, i have to:
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: do you have any good free zoo porn website links ?
    You: hold on, il ask my mom
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  64. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    You: hey
    You: age?
    Stranger: oh hay
    Stranger: 27
    Stranger: you?
    You: nice. 18 =P
    You: m or f?
    Stranger: m
    Stranger: ~hope you`re f
    You: so do i =(
    Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  65. Profile photo of invader0tal
    invader0tal Female 13-17
    46 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please do not give her any personal information. Have Fun.
    You: DAMMIT! OMEGLE ALWAYS RUINS MY FUN.
  66. Profile photo of seraphimboy
    seraphimboy Male 18-29
    55 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    I have one. You: hello homo
    Stranger: hey sexy!
    You: i dont like guys...
    Stranger: im a girl .-.
    You: oh thats too bad...
    You: ima hermaphrodite
    Stranger: go drat yourself cl
    Stranger: c:*
  67. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Lol I got the address of an 18 year old nympho in New Zealand.
  68. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    Stupidity is fun to play.


    You: Hullo
    Stranger: hi
    You: How are you?
    Stranger: pretty okey! :D
    Stranger: u+
    You: Lovely.
    You: I have a sharpie. : D
    Stranger: like a pennvessare?
    You: That`s my favorite composer. C:

  69. Profile photo of WhenIsLunch
    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Stranger: hey
    You: would you like to learn more about the word of our lord jesus christ?
    Stranger: male or female
    You: catholic
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  70. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    MY STRANGER IS TTLY NOT A STRANGER.

    Having too much fun. WHO IS YOU.

  71. Profile photo of omgRAH
    omgRAH Female 13-17
    58 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    You: hi!
    Stranger: shaniqua?
    You: shananay?
    Stranger: no, it`s tyrone
    You: daym.
    You: i be lookin fer shanay.
    Stranger: U GOT SUM OF DEM FINE WATER MELONS?
    You: lmfao. ahahahaa
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  72. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    Anyone find Dave yet?
    I have...TWICE
  73. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi
    You: hello
    You: asl?
    Stranger: 16, F, Brazil
    Stranger: u?
    You: 42/f/uk
    Stranger: Really?
    You: i went on my daughters computer, i was wondering what kind of websites she visits, because her computer`s in her bedroom and not in the livingroom (like it should be).
    You: this site dosn`t look very safe.
    Stranger: hahahaha
    Stranger: Okk
    Stranger: :D
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  74. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: ever been stung by a bee?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  75. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Stranger: im nude and my left boob is deflating
    You: did you puncture your silicone implant?
    Stranger: i didn`t get silicone
    Stranger: I got RTV
    You: Yes I have a mobile home as well.
    Stranger: lolwut
    Stranger: RTV= high temperature vehicle silicone
    You: In your boob?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: my bf did it
    Stranger: we saved lots of money
    You: Good for you, how are those boobs working out?
    Stranger: left one is deflating
    Stranger: right one is HUGE
    You: Have you tried using a bicycle pump?
    Stranger: GOOD IDEA
    Stranger: ill use it with the soccer ball inflater tip
    Stranger: ill pump it with my vagina
    You: You go do that.
    You: Bye.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  76. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    Stranger: Bruna?
    You: Anurb.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  77. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    Stranger: hi
    You: Hi.
    Stranger: mae or female
    You: Neither.
    You: Male.
    Stranger: oh
    You: Can`t you spell?
    You: Are you illiterate?
    Stranger: yeah i can spell you idiot
    You: You left a comma out there, and didn`t capitalize "i".
    Stranger: i dont fricken care i do that when i do something important
    You: Now you missed a period - that`s two sentences, not one.
    Stranger: what are you the fricking grammar police?
    You: Yes.
    You: We`re a federally funded automonous unit tasked with improving internet literacy levels.
    Stranger: are you sure your not mental?
    You: You mean "you`re" I think; it`s short for "you are".
    Stranger: god you are annoying
    You: God should be capitalized, it`s a title.
    Stranger: Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!
    You: That one was correct.
  78. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    man i love omegle
  79. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    You: Hey there.
    Stranger: sup
    You: Do you happen to be from the 90`s?
    Stranger: to be from the 90s?
    Stranger: hmmm
    Stranger: depends what do you mean
    Stranger: born in the 90s?
    You: I mean, no one says "sup" anymore.
    You have disconnected.
  80. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    Stranger: lol?
    You: shun the nonbeliever. SHUN!
    Stranger: mai name r not charlie
    Stranger: and i believe in candy mountain.
    You: well good thing
    Stranger: and you drat men up the bum if you`re a man or a woman, it doesnt matter you have a dick anyway
    You: tu non parli italiano?
    Stranger: NO SPEAK ITALIAN
    You: IAB?
    Stranger: boob
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  81. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    You: IAB FTW lol
    Stranger: buttsex
    Stranger: buttsex
    Stranger: buttsex
    Stranger: buttsex
    You: oh its you Davy!
  82. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    I keep getting the same people/bots.
  83. Profile photo of sumguyin267
    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    Oh god, IAB is turning into /b/!!!!
  84. Profile photo of Lt_Skittles
    Lt_Skittles Male 18-29
    83 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please do not give her any personal information. Have Fun.
    Stranger: LMAO
    Stranger: You were iab weren`t you?
    You: lol yes, I was
    Stranger: WIN!!!
  85. Profile photo of pieroxlol
    pieroxlol Female 13-17
    2 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    Stranger: Hi ma`am
    You: is this jesus?
    Stranger: Yes.
    You: oh finally
    Stranger: This is
    Stranger: And i have this special offer for you!
    You: OXYCLEAN?? :D
    Stranger: Ever wanted to get rid of those poo stains in your pants?
    Stranger: Then this product is made for you!
    Stranger: 2 easy payments
    Stranger: Onlyl 50$ each
    You: :O I must buy it
    Stranger: If you act now you will get all seasons of pokemon for free
    You: HOLY CRAP, WHERE DO I SEND THE MONEY? :D
    Stranger: So act now and call 925-641-246
    Stranger: A wild Abra appears
    Stranger: Wild Abra uses teleport
    You: damn abra
    You: I can never catch them
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  86. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    I want the ASCII code for that. LMAO!
  87. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    You: Buttsex?
    Stranger: yeh ok
    Stranger: you got a cam?
    You: LOL
    You: yes
    Stranger: whats your msn?
    You: Uh
    You: how old are you?
    Stranger: 55
    Stranger: u?
    You: haha
    You: uh
    You: 14, female
    Stranger: location?
    You: california
    Stranger: i am from pinkneyvilla alabama
    You: uh huh
    You: oh, by the way
    You: -insert Chris Hansen here-
    You: pedo.
    You have disconnected
  88. Profile photo of Bridget49
    Bridget49 Female 13-17
    231 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    You: is this fananay
    Stranger: gay sex?
    You: omg ur not fananay!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  89. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Damn. . . not MORE omegle.

    The users in chat use this site quite often. . . There are some funny ones but. . . Giggleworthy only.

    -.-

  90. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    You: Pikachu! Use thunderbolt!
    You: I zapped away your manhood
    You: If you`re man, that is.
    Stranger: i never had any manhood
    Stranger: :(
    You: That`s too bad
    Stranger: yes yes it is
    You: MAGIKARP! USE RAPE!
    Stranger: magikarp only has splash
    Stranger: cheater
    You: Not MY magikarp
    Stranger: did you use a game shark
    Stranger: only other option
    You: No
    You: I taught my magikarp how to rape
    Stranger: really
    You: by splashing on your genitals
    Stranger: thats impressive
    You: indeed it is
  91. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    You: //CIA/OMEGLE.PORTAL :INFIELDREP :SEC1 :CLASS1 PRES EYES ONLY//BEGINS
    Stranger: What??
    Stranger: What was that?
    You: Oh
    You: Nothing, forget it, don`t copypaste it either or you`ll be paying 200% tax for the next 100 years
    Stranger: O...K......
    You have disconnected.
  92. Profile photo of Bridget49
    Bridget49 Female 13-17
    231 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    Hahaha. I like talking with people, and as soon as they say something a call them a pedophile and disconnect.
    xDDD
  93. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    You: hi
    Stranger: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM.
    Stranger: DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY poo IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM.
    Stranger: THIS poo COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER`S VAGINA.
    You: Can I bring it on a turbulent flight?
    Stranger: YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT`LL GROW THREE INCHES.
    drat.
    You: What happens if luggage hits it?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Am I goign to hell? :C

  94. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    "I want the ASCII code for that. LMAO!"

    http://digg.com/television/The_10_Best_T...

  95. Profile photo of pinksocks
    pinksocks Female 18-29
    113 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    LOL :P

    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: have you ever seen flubber?
    Stranger: yea
    Stranger: why?
    You: its brilliant
    Stranger: ooooooooook
    You: :)
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  96. Profile photo of Charlai
    Charlai Male 13-17
    104 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Asl?
    Stranger: 17 m france
    You: 96/Male/Behind a bush staring at you
    Stranger: haha really x)
    Stranger: i`vnt bush at home ^^
    You: YES, REALLY.
    You: I GOT MY LAPTOP HERE AND EVERYTHING.
    Stranger: HAAA I SEE YOU O___O §§
    You have disconnected.
  97. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heey
    You: virus
    You: virus
    You: virus
    You: virus
    You: virus
    You: virus
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  98. Profile photo of pinksocks
    pinksocks Female 18-29
    113 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    wtf..?

    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Travis says:
    what am i supposed to dow iht all ur food?
    i feel bad about eating it or throwing it awya
    i will juust save it fo ru

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  99. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    sumguyin, we`ve been crashing/flooding sites for ages. but tis not like /b/]

    no worries, mate

  100. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: You: Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please do not give her any personal information. Have Fun.
    You: helloooo
    Your conversational partner has disconnected
  101. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: 18 yr old male lookin for cam sex with female
    You: im a male but you can pretend im a female
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  102. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    love omegle lol
  103. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    nburkie, i love you

    You: Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please do not give her any personal information. Have Fun.
    Stranger: hi.. asl?
    You: 16/m/us

  104. Profile photo of wbeem333
    wbeem333 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: how are you?
    You: im sexy
    You: are you sexy?
    Stranger: ...
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: and i am bored
    You: <insert Chris Hansen here>
    Stranger: good
  105. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    i like to be loved :)
  106. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    You: IAB?
    Stranger: .?
    You: i-am-bored?
    Stranger: yes
    You: hooray!
    You: username?
    Stranger: for.?
    You: DRAT YOU
  107. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    god, now both /b/ and i-a-b are raiding?
  108. Profile photo of alloy321
    alloy321 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    Oh... peanut butter Brit! If you`re here, PM me!
  109. Profile photo of silver_speak
    silver_speak Female 18-29
    69 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    Good Lord. Gaia`s GD flooded that site about a month ago. But they used Pedobear, not Chris Hansen.
  110. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS
    You: *screams and runs away*
    Stranger: WILD ABRA TELEPORTS
  111. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    Stranger: hey
    You: hi
    Stranger: what u up 2?
    You: nothing really
    Stranger: same
    Stranger: u really bored?
    You: yeah, i found this site through IAB. It`s a site.
    You: for bored people
    Stranger: whats iab?
    You: i-am-bored.co
    You: m
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: i am really bored
    Stranger: tell me sumthin fun
    You: what is your definition of fun?
    Stranger: anythin that`ll cure my boredom
    Stranger: or make me laugh
    You: Go to www.i-am-bored.com for that
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  112. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: do you have a black erection?
    You: i have a green erection
    Stranger: you an alien?
    You: no
    You: just not very smart
    Stranger: alright, did you rubb your dick in pistachio ice cream?
    Stranger: im guessing thats a yes then?
    You: lets just say im no good at chemistry
    Stranger: what?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  113. Profile photo of xKandiiKornx
    xKandiiKornx Female 18-29
    5 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    You: Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please do not give her any personal information. Have Fun.
    You: HI
    Stranger: Sup babe?
    You: OH NOTHING.
    Stranger: Want a lapdance?
    You: WHY NOT?
    You: ADRESS PLZ?
    Stranger: My house?
    Stranger: Are you a pedo?
    You: YAH
    You: NOOO..
    You: WHAT?
    Stranger: I love pedos
    You: WHOAH????
    Stranger: I`m calling the police, to track your I.P that auto message is extremely frightening.
    You: HUH?
    You: WHAT AUTO MESSAGE?
    Stranger: Stranger: Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please do not give her any personal information. Have Fun.
    You: WHAT??
    You: YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOUR A SEX OFFENDER!!!
    You: AAHH!!!
  114. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi :D
    You: STRANGER DANGER!!
    You have disconnected.

    my night has consisted of this..

  115. Profile photo of xKandiiKornx
    xKandiiKornx Female 18-29
    5 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: computer virus loading....
    You: loading....
    You: complete!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  116. Profile photo of xKandiiKornx
    xKandiiKornx Female 18-29
    5 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey there
    You: virus loading.....
    You: loading....
    Stranger: AWESOME
    Stranger: :)
    You: dammit!
    Stranger: oh lawdy is dat sum virus
    You: it didnt work
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  117. Profile photo of xKandiiKornx
    xKandiiKornx Female 18-29
    5 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: 18 m china and u?
    You: virus loading....
    You: found computer...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  118. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: whats up
    You: life
    Stranger: same
    You: u from iab?
    Stranger: ill say no because i have no idea what that is
    You: k
    Stranger: what is it?
    You: www.i-am-bored.com
    Stranger: nope.
    Stranger: but i am bored if that counts
    You: it doesn`t
    Stranger: darn
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  119. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello clarice
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  120. Profile photo of darkfire99
    darkfire99 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Fair warning, nobody go to the link previously posted by xKandiiKornx, due to profane images, and viruses.
  121. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    holy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    xKandiiKornx what the drat????????


    DONT CLICK ON THAT LINK WHATEVER YOU DO! DONT!!!!!

  122. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: asl?
    Stranger: knock knock
    You: your mom`s back on my hardwood floors
    Stranger: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  123. Profile photo of send55
    send55 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    ok i need a verson of this i can copy and paste :)
  124. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: when your chewing on life`s grissle
    You: bah dont grumble give wistle
    You: and things will always turn out for the best
    Stranger: co*k
    You: always look on the bright side of life
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  125. Profile photo of zokeman
    zokeman Male 13-17
    153 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: Well I was shopping for a new car
    Which one`s me
    You: A cool convertible or an SUV
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  126. Profile photo of ellia
    ellia Female 18-29
    165 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: do you hav dem pokemonz?
    You: hellooooooo?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  127. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hello...
    You: We sure have been having beautiful weather lately haven`t we?
    Stranger: How would you know what the weather is where i am??
    You: Look out your window, see that van?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  128. Profile photo of Hergs
    Hergs Male 18-29
    98 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: BILLY MAYS HERE
    You: OHA\
    You: I LOVE BILLY
    You: HAI BILLY MAYS
    Stranger: HAI!
    Stranger: BILLY MAYS HERE
    Stranger: WITH OXICLEAN!
    You: ZOMGGGGGGGGG
    Stranger: I am a racist!S
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Wow, Wtf

  129. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    rofl xD
  130. Profile photo of moonie_kat
    moonie_kat Female 18-29
    358 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    You: God? Is that you?
    Stranger: yes it is my child
    Stranger: errrr... i mean
    Stranger: YES IT IS MY CHILD
    You: God? Can I ask you a question?
    Stranger: SHOOT
    You: Why did you kill Billy Mays? Whenever I saw him on TV, he filled my heart with joy. And now he`s gone. Why would you do this?
    You: Also, what`s the meaning of life?
    Stranger: THE MEANING OF LIFE IS 42
    Stranger: BILLY MAYS MUST NOW SELL THINGS IN HEAVEN
    Stranger: WE NEEDED HIS SUPERIOR SALESMANSHIP TO GET SOME TIMESHARES OUT OVER IN THE COSMOS
    You: Oh. I suppose that makes sense.
    Stranger: YES
    You: Also, why do you wear a dress in all of the pictures that I see of you?
    Stranger: IT IS NOT A DRESS. IT IS A ROBE
    You: I`m not a fashion expert, but it looks an awful lot like a dress.
    Stranger: THATS HOW WE ROLLED BACK IN THE DAY WHEN MY SON WAS ON EARTH
    Stranger: SO THATS HOW THEY DEPICTED ME
    You: Hmm
    Stranger: I AM ACTUALLY A NUDIST
    You: Ahh
    You: I could see wh
  131. Profile photo of moonie_kat
    moonie_kat Female 18-29
    358 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    You: I have another question.
    You: Why would you create that tree if you knew that Adam and Eve would eat the fruit? Couldn`t you have just made it an orange tree instead?
    You: Did you just do it as a joke?
    Stranger: IT WAS A TEST OF FAITH. TO SEE HOW RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY MY CREATION WAS
    Stranger: BUT ALAS, IT GOT OUT OF CONTROL AND NOW I MUST PICK AND CHOOSE
    You: But a test that you knew that they would fail before you even created them. Doesn`t that seem counterproductive?
    Stranger: WELL SEE... THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BORED.... U DO THINGS THAT DONT REALLY MAKE SENSE
    Stranger: U DONT THINK ABOUT IT
    Stranger: U JUST DO IT
    You: Oh, so you created Nike?
    Stranger: NOOOOOOO THE SECRET IS OUT...
    Stranger: DON`T TELL ANYONE...
    You: I won`t.
    Stranger: THANK YOU MY CHILD
    Stranger: ALAS, I MUST GO
    You: Ok, God. Thank you for speaking with me.
    Stranger: ALAH AND BUDDHA WANT TO GO TO THE BAR
    Stranger: NO PROBLEM MY CHILD
    Yo
  132. Profile photo of gildron
    gildron Male 18-29
    52 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    Stranger: from?
    You: USA
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: I`m Turkey
    Stranger: m or f?
    You: Not sure. Let me ask my caretaker.
    You: She`s not sure either.
    You: Male, we think.
  133. Profile photo of moonie_kat
    moonie_kat Female 18-29
    358 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    You: Have fun! :D
    Stranger: WILL DO
  134. Profile photo of XxBrodstaxX
    XxBrodstaxX Female 18-29
    56 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: How are you today?
    Stranger: fine h u?
    You: Pretty good..
    You: ..soo
    Stranger: r u m or f?
    You: Well, It depends on the day
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  135. Profile photo of XxBrodstaxX
    XxBrodstaxX Female 18-29
    56 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    Kitty caught an emo. :(


    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hai ^_^
    Stranger: hey
    You: How ish you?
    Stranger: you want a full honest answer or a superficial one?
    You: Awwwww, you make kitty sad. -_-.
    You have disconnected.

  136. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    You: Helloo, CLARICE
    Stranger: hellllo, DANIEL
    You: daniel-san not here
    Stranger: im confused.
    You: good
    You: very good
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  137. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey how have you been?!
    Stranger: i haven`t talked to you in so long!
    You: oh hi
    Stranger: it`s me!
    You: it`s you!
    You: hey you!
    Stranger: hey hi hello there!
    You: how u doing?!!
    Stranger: i am DANDY!
    Stranger: how about you?
    You: PEACHY KEEN, JELLYBEAN
    Stranger: great!
    You: yes!
    Stranger: my name isn`t jellybean
    Stranger: YOU dratING mean personRAG
    You: nice talking to you, jellybean!
    You have disconnected
  138. Profile photo of VampJunky
    VampJunky Female 13-17
    5 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    You: Hai
    Stranger: hello
    You: How are you?
    Stranger: im good thanks
    Stranger: how are you?
    You: I am well, the stars are with me tonight. Tis true that things bode well.
    Stranger: thats fantastic
    Stranger: :)
    You: (:
    Stranger: whats your name?
    You: I am the wind, the earth and the sky. I am what I am and Im not what I am.


    lol >.<

  139. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    omg now everyones gonna put up their omegle convos... man

    actually i favourited this, because its crazy funny

  140. Profile photo of tristman169
    tristman169 Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 29, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    Stranger: 507 370 0489
    You: ur turban is derty
    Stranger: ew.
  141. Profile photo of Omega3_DHA
    Omega3_DHA Male 13-17
    54 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    omgle is fun :O
    first convo
    Censored
  142. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heyy there
    You: Salutations!
    Stranger: guy or girl?
    You: Both!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Hahaha :) Good fun

  143. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: HI
    You: wtf u want
    Stranger: ??
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  144. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    Epic Win.
  145. Profile photo of DeepFryer7
    DeepFryer7 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    i had never heard of this site previously
  146. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: tehehehehehe
    You: mehehehehehe
    Stranger: heehhe eomgopmgomehehehehheheheomg
    You: omg!!!gmrjkfndghkn
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  147. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    You: -insert Chris Hansen image here-
    Stranger: oops.
    Stranger: I swear I didnt know
    You: Lets look at the chat log, shall we?
    You: "I want to shove it in every single hole you have"
    You: "Please delete this log, i dont want your parents getting nosy"
    Stranger: oh poo.
    Stranger: I swear that wasnt me
    You: I`m Chris hansen with dateline nbc
    Stranger: she told me she was 19
    You: Lets look at that, shall we?
    You: "Hi I`m fourteen."
    "That`s hot, wanna meet up?"
    Stranger: oh.
    Stranger: no.
    You: Uh huh
    Stranger: I`m gonna go now.
    You: No, why dont you take a seat over there
    Stranger: No, why don`t you?
    You: okay, that`s it
    You: RESTRAIN HIM
    Stranger: NOOOO!!!1!!!!123
  148. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: im looking for a girl to talk to
    You: HI
    You: IMGJNFGKNABKFD
    You: I ARE FOR A GIRL
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  149. Profile photo of sTuFFt
    sTuFFt Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Wanna see a magic trick?
    Stranger: yes
    You: I`m going to.... dissappear!

    :3

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    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    You:

    Frustrated I touch that spot , so dry and wet
    I rub it until I`m satisfied
    But I hunger for more
    It still remains the obsession
    It won`t be complete until erased
    I rub vigourously until it`s gone
    Ohhh....perfect all gone
    I get out the vacum hoover and suck that poo till nothing is left
    Clean as a whistle I run my fingers through the moist bristles
    The grape juice stain is gone

    You: do you like my poem
    Stranger: umm is this a guy??
    You: who
    You: where is "this"
    You: are you???
    You: WELL
    You: ARE YOU?
    Stranger: no
    You: ok then
    Stranger: is this a girl??
    You: do you like my poem
    You: WHO
    Stranger: YOU???
    You: EHH??
    You: YOU?
    Stranger: i like the poem
    You: omigosh thanks
    Stranger: its quite sensual
    You: ooooooeeerrrrr

  151. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: say hi
    Stranger: are u a stripper from maine that smoks weed
    You: absolutley
    You: are u a hobo that likes sucking a old mans dick while playing the piano to ray charles?
    Stranger: absolutley
    You: well i dont beleive you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  152. Profile photo of sTuFFt
    sTuFFt Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    "You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Are you MJJ?
    You: Yes.
    You: Cause it`s the thriller!
    You: Thriller night!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected."

    :D :D :D

  153. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    @ SonicSophie

    Whoa...

  154. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: 20 questions?
    You: YES
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: you can go first
    You: ok um...i`m thinking of...a butt
    Stranger: hmm.... is it a butt?
    You: YES
    You: !
    Stranger: i win!
    You: yayayay
    You have disconnected
  155. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    this site ftw! XD

    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: HOLA!
    Stranger: hola
    You: HOLA CHICA!
    Stranger: no
    You: HOLA CHICO!
    Stranger: hola chica
    You: SI
    You: lawl
    Stranger: ??
    Stranger: where u from
    You: wherever i want
    Stranger: k
    Stranger: liar
    You: damn howd you know?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  156. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    haha sorry for the double but had to do it XD
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heyy asl?
    You: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  157. Profile photo of sTuFFt
    sTuFFt Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: asl
    Stranger: you first
    You: 23-m-arizona
    Stranger: 17 f california
    You: fap
    You: fap
    You: fap
    You: fap
    You: fap
    You: fap
    You: fap
    You: fap
    You: fap
    Stranger: pervert
    You: :D
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :D:D:D:D:D

  158. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    this site ftw! XD

    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: HOLA!
    Stranger: hola
    You: HOLA CHICA!
    Stranger: no
    You: HOLA CHICO!
    Stranger: hola chica
    You: SI
    You: lawl
    Stranger: ??
    Stranger: where u from
    You: wherever i want
    Stranger: k
    Stranger: liar
    You: damn howd you know?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  159. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    okay this one got a little offensive. on the borderline, i was quoting lines from full metal jacket

    Connecting to server...
    Stranger: hi
    You: WHATS YOUR EXCUSE
    Stranger: i`m sorry
    Stranger: :(
    Stranger: i don`t have one
    You: IM THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE
    You: WHATS YOUR EXCUSE
    Stranger: k i swear
    Stranger: the llama was askin for the s3x
    You: HOW TALL ARE YOU
    Stranger: i`m 6`2"
    You: IDIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED SHAT THAT HIGH
    Stranger: yep
    Stranger: :D
    You: MAN YOUR UGLY LOOKS LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MOMMAS A$$ AND ONTO A STAIN ON THE MATRESS
    You: WHATS YOUR NAME
    Stranger: OMG YOU KNOW MY LIFE
    Stranger: joey cor***
    You: JOEY! ONLY [email protected] AND SAILORS ARE NAMED JOEY
    Stranger: i`m both
    You: IM GONNA CALL YOU GOMER PYLE
    Stranger: ok
    You: HEY PRIVATE
    You: IM SURE THAT YOU WILL BE SADDENED THAT WE DONT SERVE FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELLON IN MY MESSHALL
    Stranger: WTF!!!! how

  160. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    huh it got cut off, well he said this "WTF how is a ghetto person like me supposed to survive?!"
  161. Profile photo of DeepFryer7
    DeepFryer7 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    *hops bandwagon*
    Stranger: HELLO!!!!
    You: YO!!!
    Stranger: I AM NOBUNAGA!!!!
    You: ME TOO
    Stranger: THIS IS MY QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: I summon three Blue-Eyes White Dragons in attack mode!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: i summon Exodious
    You: mhuhaha
    You: OBLITERATE
    Stranger: GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: I AM YOUR LORD. I AM YOUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: not quite
    You: actually
    You: not at all
    You: sorry
    Stranger: YES
    Stranger: I AM NOBUNAGA
    Stranger: YOU ARE MY SERVANT
    You: :`(
    Stranger: YOU KNOW NO GREATER FAITH THAN YOURS FOR ME
    Stranger: FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: I WILL END YOU
    Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: your giving me flatulance
    Stranger: MY MIGHTY WINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You: they are mighty but they belong to my butt
  162. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:36 pm
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi .
    You: what
    Stranger: hmm.?country ?
    You: US OF A
    You: the best country on earth
    Stranger: ok .
    You: yeah
    You: and you?
    Stranger: china .
    You: bwahaha
    You: chinese don`t have internet
    You: they`re communist
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  163. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: STRANGER DANGER!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected
  164. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    haha people really hate me there XD
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: KAMEHAMEHA!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  165. Profile photo of sTuFFt
    sTuFFt Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    Stranger: hey do u have a penis?
    You: yes
    You: well, i did last week
    Stranger: nice!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  166. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    I found my soulmate on there.. such a good conversation until the server died and we lost connection. I could cry... spent the last 3 hours starting chat after chat looking for him again.
  167. Profile photo of mag316
    mag316 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: how are you
    Stranger: me fine
    Stranger: u
    You: im cool
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: ur asl
    You: what is asl?
    You: hello?
    Stranger: age sex location
    You: ok
    You: 32 yes st louis
    You: lol
    You: male
    Stranger: ok
    You: you?
    Stranger: nepal male 20
    You: how is it in italy
    Stranger: not italy
    Stranger: nepal
    You: sorry where is nepal
    Stranger: in asia
    You: where in asia
    Stranger: near china
    You: oh cool
    You: how is china
    You: do you know jackie chan
    You: lol
    Stranger: ya
  168. Profile photo of DeepFryer7
    DeepFryer7 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  169. Profile photo of ellia
    ellia Female 18-29
    165 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:05 am
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Heyy
    You: heyyy aaa
    You: heeyyyaaa
    You: shake it like a polaroid pictuuaaahh
    You: XD
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    great, now i`m addicted.

  170. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:21 am
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi!
    You: HI! BILLY MAYS HERE!
    Stranger: a/s/l?
    You: 50/BEARD/HELL AND IT IS A GREAT PLACE!
    Stranger: Is it?
    You: YES AND TONIGHT I AM OFFERING YOU THE CHANCE TO JOIN ME! JUST TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS AND A VAN WILL BE OVER TO SEND YOU ON THIS TRIP OF A LIFETIME AND I AM THROWING IN A FREE PITCHFORK FOR ONLY THE CHEEP PRICE OF $19.99! THAT IS SUCH AN AMAZING DEAL THAT I CAN ONLY OFFER IT FOR THE NEXT 30 MINUTES!
    Stranger: ...what?
    You: PHONE HELL AT 0795-666-666 AND YOU COULD BE HERE IN JUST THAT ONE EASY $19.99 PAYMENT! PHONE NOW AND WE WILL CLEAN THE OXY FROM YOUR LUNGS FOR GOOD!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  171. Profile photo of slapjaw
    slapjaw Male 13-17
    9 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:22 am
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: **** YOU!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  172. Profile photo of slapjaw
    slapjaw Male 13-17
    9 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:25 am
    You: Hello.
    Stranger: HOLA ARE JOO A DURTY MEXIKAN
    Stranger: O
    Stranger: Y HELLO YUNG WOMUN
    Stranger: OR R U MAN
    Stranger: TELL ME
    Stranger: PLS
    Stranger: PLS
    Stranger: PLS
    Stranger: PLS
    Stranger: STRNAGER DANGER
    Stranger: STRANGER
    Stranger: SRY
    You: Your mother should have aborted you.
    Stranger: psh
    Stranger: no sry she rly loves me
    You: She doesn`t love you.
    You: You`re adopted
    Stranger: no im not
    Stranger: the only thnig fake about my parents is my fat father but my mommy is real
    You: I`m sorry to tell you the bad news.
    You: But you`re adopted
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  173. Profile photo of ellia
    ellia Female 18-29
    165 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:31 am
    Stranger: heey:)
    You: heeeeyyyaaa
    You: shaniqua?
    You: is that u girl?
    Stranger: yeahh!
    You: omg ive been looking for you all day long!!!
    Stranger: we finally found each otherr!!!!
    You: ahahahah LOL
    Stranger: yeah!
    Stranger: me tooo!
    You: `cause i need my boyfriend back
    Stranger: oh,
    Stranger: tell me the story
    You: u tell me! u`ve been with him ALLL fudgen day.
    You: he never answers my call u know.
    Stranger: really?
    You: ya rly
    Stranger: i told him not to,
    Stranger: he doens`t need to be talking to no drating fag.
    You: damn, did you have sex then?
    Stranger: yeah:)
    Stranger: 3 times!
    You: if you did, then you hav dem AIDZ too
    You: ahaha
    You have disconnected.


    ...i feel so dirty...

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    Sadieew Female 13-17
    1 post
    June 30, 2009 at 12:39 am
    Stranger: marry me
    Stranger: .?
    You: sure
    Stranger: male.?
    You: ahhaha no both
    Stranger: seriously
    You: yarp.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  175. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:45 am
    Stranger: hello
    You: BITCH
    You: YOU TOOK MY CHICKEN
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    hehe, my chicken :)

  176. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:49 am
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: HEY
    You: hola
    Stranger: Knock Knock
    You: WHOS THERE
    Stranger: Disco
    You: DISCO WHO
    Stranger: Disconnected ;D
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    awwwww... i fell for it D:

  177. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:50 am
    You: ??
    Stranger: ???
    You: whats up with these stupid chat conversations people are leaving as comments here on iab?
    Stranger: members are trying to be funny.
    You: really? because it`s not working...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  178. Profile photo of ellia
    ellia Female 18-29
    165 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:03 am
    @kinjo:

    C`mon, some of the posts here are really worth the laugh. We`re just having fun. :)

  179. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:06 am
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Please do not give her any personal information. Have Fun.
    You: hello
    You: 21 / F / florida
    Stranger: 20 m usa
    You: my names teri
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: got pics?
    You: whats yours?
    Stranger: im donnie
    You: 52 / m / usa
    You: ;D
    Stranger: yeah i dont care about the automated message
    Stranger: u giving me dick or what
    You: i-a-b?
    Stranger: huh
    You: faggot
    You have disconnected.
  180. Profile photo of capcar
    capcar Female 13-17
    150 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:07 am
    You: sup
    Stranger: helleo
    You: jesus loves you
    Stranger: m or f
    You: both
    Stranger: drat you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  181. Profile photo of shasatsu
    shasatsu Male 13-17
    1 post
    June 30, 2009 at 1:15 am
    YES! I CAUGHT EM!

    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: A wild abra apears
    You: *throws Master Ball*
    Stranger: You caught Abra
    You: drat YES
    You: FINALLY
    Stranger: Would you like to assign a nickname?
    You: NOPE
    Stranger: ABRA was transfered to BILLs PC!

  182. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:20 am

    You: 16 F Usa
    Stranger: 18/m/co
    You: whats your name?
    Stranger: Dave
    Stranger: what`s yours?
    Stranger: Oh, I see you are David too
    You: what?
    You: im chris hanson
    You: why dont you have a seat over there?
    Stranger: Wow, you must be some sorta newfag
    You: just go ahead
    Stranger: but okay, I`ll have a seat
    You: have a seat
    Stranger: Alright, I`m sitting
    Stranger: What`s up chris?
    You: why would you molest her?
    Stranger: who?
    You: whats the point?
    Stranger: well look at her: http://www.trinachow.com/blog/images/200...
    You: we found this dildo in your pocket
    Stranger: she`s just begging for it
    You: why dave? why
    Stranger: She`s the sute one
    Stranger: *cute
    You: well
    Stranger: You`d totally tap that
    You: you will have to go to jail
    You: you understand that right?
    Stranger: I break out all the time
    Strang
  183. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:20 am
    Stranger: You`d totally tap that
    You: you will have to go to jail
    You: you understand that right?
    Stranger: I break out all the time
    Stranger: s;all good
    You: well.
    You: RESTRAIN HIM
    You: see what we had to do dave?
    Stranger: Into bondage, eh?
    You: we had to restrain you.
    Stranger: Tie me up, baby.
    You: *takes out penis*
    Stranger: Whatchu gonna do with that, chris?
    You: im gonna stick it in your no-no hole
    You have disconnected.
  184. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:41 am
    Stranger: hi
    You: i just accidently my cat
    You: is that bad
    Stranger: wait whatd you do to your cat?
    You: i accidently my cat
    Stranger: I hate cats
    You: in b4 chris hansen?
    Stranger: no after
    You: FUUUUUUU
    You have disconnected
  185. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:46 am
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: A wild Abra appears.
    You: drat
    You: SNIPED
    You: ninjad
    You: i was just saying that
    Stranger: really?
    You: yea
    Stranger: WINNAR
    You: i was typing it
    Stranger: Pokeball fails.
    Stranger: Abra uses Teleport.
  186. Profile photo of capcar
    capcar Female 13-17
    150 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:47 am
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey asl
    You: Would you like to begin an intimate relationship with Our Lord, Jesus Christ?
    Stranger: no im actually anti religious
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or save this log or send us feedback.
  187. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:47 am
    you came in contact wit the abra guy too lol
  188. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:48 am
    This guy is full of fail, ruined the entire joke!

    Stranger: im a male who is 20 years old who is looking for a hot horny female who is willing to send me nude pics
    You: i have a nude pic of me
    You: wanna see
    You: http://gossipcandy.com/wp-content/upload...
    Stranger: 4 sec
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: who is this non-nice individual?
    Stranger: ))
    You: hell this is chris hansen
    You: would you like to take a seat
    Stranger: who is?
    You: now according to this message log you asked a 13 yearold girl for "noods"
    Stranger: lol
    You: DETAIN HIM

  189. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:50 am
    Stranger: Hey
    Stranger: asl
    You: 13/TRANNY/Boston
    Your conversational partner has disconnected
  190. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:50 am

    Stranger: hey
    You: WILD ABRA APPEARS
    Stranger: asl? :)
    Stranger: oh snap
    Stranger: *masterball*
    You: abra uses teleport
    Stranger: oh snap, can`t
    Stranger: masterball ftw
    You: you didnt throw it
    You: faggot
    You: gtfo
    Stranger: ya I did :O
    You: no you didnt
    Stranger: yupppppp
    You: NO
    Stranger: you just didn`t see it cause you were busy teleporting
    Stranger: and I pulled you out with a masterball
    You: well if i was busy teleporting
    Stranger: oh snap
    You: then you cant catch me
    Stranger: yup
    You: no
    Stranger: I threw the masterball into the teleport
    You: STOP LYING
    Stranger: snap I win
    You: no
    You: you dont
    Stranger: yup
    You: then i teleport back
    You: before the masterball came through
    Stranger: well then I have the masterball with you in it :p
    Stranger: nope
    You: yea
    You: im abra
    Stranger: you teleporter, I threw the masterball in
    Stranger: caught you
    You: i can do whatever i w
  191. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:51 am

    You: i can do whatever i want
    You: bitch
    Stranger: then you teleported back to me in the masterball
    You: abra uses teleport again
    You have disconnected.
  192. Profile photo of Alkerath
    Alkerath Female 18-29
    143 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:00 am
    You: Hello there
    Stranger: hi!!
    Stranger: wht your name?
    You: I have no name
    Stranger: what?
    You: I do not have a name ;_;
    Stranger: stupid..
    You: :C
    You: You`re mean
    You: I`m going to tell the teacher
    You have disconnected.
  193. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:04 am
    the stuff is paranthesis is the translation,and it wasnt said in the convo

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello.
    You: olleh
    Stranger: wow
    You: wow
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: ahahah
    Stranger: ^_^
    You: v-v
    Stranger: that`s interesting.
    You: gnitsetetni s`taht
    Stranger: wow! ^_^
    Stranger: what are you doing?
    Stranger: ummmmmm........ let`s chating T_T i`m boring.............
    You:noisnemid rorim eht ot emoclew (welcome to the mirror dimension)
    Stranger: ah- hahaha
    Stranger: hm....
    You: ....mh
    Stranger: Difficult.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  194. Profile photo of HelloKi
    HelloKi Male 18-29
    107 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:20 am
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: asl?
    You: DSL?
    Stranger: what?
    You: ADSL?
    Stranger: ........
    You: I SELL YOU DSL & ADSL VERY CHEAP!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:29 am
    thems so funny :)
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    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:40 am
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi
    Stranger: Asl
    You: sale?? where?!
    You: I need some new shoes...oh and a hat
    You: andddd....some food actually
    You: is the food on sale too?
    You: I hope it is...I`m hungry :(
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:49 am
    Stranger: heyy
    You: Ream of paper
    You: grape soda!
    Stranger: ...?
    You: dust on the car
    You: my couch is on fire
    You: EARWAX
    Stranger: lol XD so randum!
    You: yellow curtins
    You: catnip inside of the pakistan
  198. Profile photo of washable
    washable Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:58 am
    run into alot of 4chan kids over there
  199. Profile photo of Xbalde
    Xbalde Male 13-17
    140 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:31 am
    Stranger: hi
    You: Hi
    Stranger: where r u from?
    You: mommy?
    You: Is that really you?
    You: AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
    Stranger: are you crazy?
    You: Why.... why don`t you love me mommy?
    You: You said you`d never leave me... but that was 5 years ago
    Stranger: weird.........
    You: Why mommy why?
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: where r u from
    You: Yes mommy?
    Stranger: where r u from?
    You: I`m from your tummy silly?
    Stranger: oh yeah???
    Stranger: that`s cool
    Stranger: hey bitch cut your finger and fudge off
    You: But... but...
    Stranger: i am not your drating mommy
    Stranger: do u understand?
    You: All those times you touched my pee pee
    You: And we played cave explorerer
    Stranger: what the hell do you want to say?
    Stranger: hahahah
    You: I want your love mommy
    You: Its all I`ve ever wanted
    You: Why can`t you give me that?
    Stranger: hmmm well
    Stranger: i have no idea
    You: Daddy still beats me from time to time... when a
  200. Profile photo of Xbalde
    Xbalde Male 13-17
    140 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:33 am
    when are you coming home mommy?
    Stranger: oh that`s cool
    Stranger: i hope your daddy can beat your finger too
    Stranger: >_<
    You: I can`t take it anymore... I`m taking the pills in the bathroom cabinet!
    You: I HATE YOU MOMMY T.T
  201. Profile photo of zapfina
    zapfina Female 18-29
    44 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:47 am
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi
    You: God? is that you?
    Stranger: God??
    Stranger: Big man?
    You: yes!! I HAVE FOUND HIM AT LAST
    You: what is the meaning of life?
    You: was Mary really a virgin?
    You: why don`t my parents love me?
    Stranger: If she tell you that that is true
    You: you type slowly for an omnipotent being
    Stranger: Mind of love have a masks
    You: wut
    Stranger: Trust u
    You: ...ok. i guess you do work in mysterious ways
  202. Profile photo of zapfina
    zapfina Female 18-29
    44 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:01 am
    Stranger: hey there
    You: hi!
    Stranger: how are u stranger?
    You: WE ARE ALL CONNECTED IN THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
    Stranger: i know that
    Stranger: kinda obvious
    You: when we die, our bodies become the grass
    You: and the antelope eat the grass
    Stranger: blablabla
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  203. Profile photo of Steve0x757
    Steve0x757 Male 18-29
    104 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:44 am
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heyy!
    You: God, is that you?
    Stranger: yes son
    Stranger: /daughter
    You: I HAVE FOUND HIM AT LAST
    You: what is the meaning of life?
    You: was mary a virgin?
    You: why dont my parents love me?
    Stranger: hehe
    Stranger: first
    Stranger: are yu a girl or a guy?
    You: you type slowly for an omnipotent being
    Stranger: hehe no i dont
    Stranger: its because im eating holy muffins
    You: I thought you were all knowing? Its your son holy father
    You: holy muffins? ..ok. i guess you do work in mysterious ways
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: so are yu a son or a daughter?
    You: can you not read heavenly spirit?
    You: speak to me, let me be your holy prophet, let me spread your word
    You: I shall be known as Jesus Jr.
    Stranger: GOD DOESNT EXIST YOU dratTARD
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  204. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:46 am
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Are you batman?
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: Yeees
    Stranger: i`m the prince of darkness :D
    You: sweet wheres robin?
    Stranger: I have lost Robien
    You: prince of darkness? I thought Ozzy was the prince of darkness
    Stranger: Me too !
    Stranger: Ozzy is a hoax
    You: Damn that sux
    Stranger: who are u ?
    You: So what is the meaning of life?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  205. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:33 am
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Hey. You wouldn`t by any chance looking for a 14yr korean boy who knows how to make shoes do you?
    Stranger: sorry what do you mean
    You: I am willing to sell you him for 500$ Shipping is included.
    You: You see when I brought him over from Korea I did not tell him about American culture. Now my dog is missing. I think he ate my dog so the best thing for me to do is to sell him.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  206. Profile photo of Epicasaurus
    Epicasaurus Male 13-17
    42 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:21 am
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi
    You: Hey
    Stranger: asl?
    You: sorry?
    Stranger: asl
    Stranger: its like age, sex, location
    You: oh
    You: cool
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    I`m not very funny.

  207. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:28 am
    i love omegle
    and this guy was orsum for doin tht
  208. Profile photo of bellasmommyx
    bellasmommyx Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:30 am
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Jesus?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  209. Profile photo of miauw
    miauw Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:09 am
    LOL @ xKandiiKornx and Lionhart2 :o)
  210. Profile photo of Alphawolf
    Alphawolf Male 18-29
    161 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi?
    Stranger: I`m not a panda
    You: Me either.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  211. Profile photo of ellia
    ellia Female 18-29
    165 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:13 am
    i grew tired of making jokes out there. sometimes, if you give it a chance, you could talk with some really interesting people. Just maybe not those who annoyingly asks for a/s/l, haha, but the other nice ones who could, kind of, change your life.
  212. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:17 am
    my joke is down, down forward, forward, punch. gets em everytime
  213. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Woah, I managed to convince someone who was looking for Ruki from The Gazette (a band I never heard of in my life) that I was him. That was an amusing 15 minutes.
  214. Profile photo of Alphawolf
    Alphawolf Male 18-29
    161 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:23 am
    You: Hey.
    Stranger: hey
    You: asl?
    Stranger: 14 F brazil
    Stranger: u?
    You: 13 m texas
    Stranger: ow =)
    You: Cool.
    You: But I`m going to be careful anyways.
    You: I don`t like pedos.
    Stranger: who does
    You: I dunno.
    You: Never thought of it.
    Stranger: huh
    You: I mean some people are freaks and like pedos.
    Stranger: weird world huh
    You: Like the japs.
    Stranger: hehe
    You: So whatsup?
    You: Stranger?
    You: Stranger?!?!
    You: STRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!?!?!?!
  215. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:26 am
    someone find a billy mays asc. NAO
  216. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:33 am
    Stranger: Hi
    You: i`m blind
    You: help!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  217. Profile photo of Bridget49
    Bridget49 Female 13-17
    231 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:51 am
    LOL. Me and this one person got into a big debate about Michael Jackson.
  218. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Stranger: girl???
    You: nope
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  219. Profile photo of janeenie
    janeenie Female 18-29
    123 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:10 am
    Stranger: hi
    You: do you know what the word is?
    Stranger: bird is the word
    You: haha YES
    Stranger: lol
    You: just dont throw away the record or jesus will totally lose his cool
    Stranger: he so will
    You: i always knew that he worked in a record store but i was too shy to ask him if he was really jesus
  220. Profile photo of ilikeninjas
    ilikeninjas Male 13-17
    31 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:18 am
    Stranger: hi!
    You: um......i cant see :<

    Stranger: wtf
    Stranger: how can you see what im writing then =.=
    You: drat IM BLIND!
    Stranger: then how do you use omegle??
    You: im so putting this on I-A-B XD
    Stranger: Eh drat you..

  221. Profile photo of Beckii
    Beckii Female 13-17
    60 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Stranger: hi
    You: HELP
    Stranger: from what ?
    You: PEDOPHILEEE.
    Stranger: ohh
    Stranger: nice
    You: They made me blind...
    Stranger: bye fag i could have shown you a beautiful pic of me, and if i got your msn i could have gone nude for you :P but your being a fag
    Stranger: so later
    Stranger: :*
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  222. Profile photo of mrowr
    mrowr Female 13-17
    44 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:23 am
    You: hie.
    Stranger: why the e
    You: why not?
    Stranger: the game


    dammit.
    i lost. ):

  223. Profile photo of Beckii
    Beckii Female 13-17
    60 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:23 am
    Stranger: hi
    You: THE GAME
    You: i just lost it
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  224. Profile photo of ilikeninjas
    ilikeninjas Male 13-17
    31 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:27 am
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: HAY!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: age?
    You: IMA GUMMUI BEAR!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected
  225. Profile photo of ilikeninjas
    ilikeninjas Male 13-17
    31 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: i like butter toast :>
    Stranger: im looking for david
    You: ...im david
    You: ;O
    Stranger: wtf
    Stranger: rly
    You: who the drat are you.....God O.o
    Stranger: lol just 4chan prank.. messed up
    You: ......:O JUR A /b/tard !!
    Stranger: everyone says to omegle partners `im looking for david`
    Stranger: ya i am
    Stranger: pleasure to make your actuintance
    You: so um yeah Disconnect pl0x i gotta put this on I-A-B
    Stranger: :(
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  226. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:38 am
    Okay, after messing around on there, I finally found one that actually made ME disconnect, lol. I tried to screw with this guy, just to see what would happen...

    The results...

    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hello.
    Stranger: i am a male interested in cyber sex
    You: I am a female who has kids that are probably older than you.
    Stranger: I like MILFS.
    You: .....................................
    ..........................................
    ..........................................
    ..........................................
    ..........................................
    ....
    You have disconnected.

  227. Profile photo of Flameguin
    Flameguin Male 18-29
    55 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:42 am
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi!
    You: Hi.
    Stranger: How are u?
    You: Peachy.
    You: Upset with how shameless Omegle users are.
    Stranger: X-D
    Stranger: A lot of crazy sex maniaks!
    You: So, basically, I`m just trying to elicit a hilarious response from you so I can put you on a message board as part of a competition for a website.
    Stranger: haha-is it enogh?
    Stranger: *enought
    You: wait....does enogh=a website or does enogh=a bad spelling of the word "enough"
    You: it`s i-am-bored.
    You: I`m pretty sure I failed miserably and I`m going to go hang myself now.
    Stranger: i see, go on but tape it please on your cam :-)))
    You: Anything for a random stranger.
    You have disconnected.
  228. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:46 am
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi.
    Stranger: Hi. How old are you?
    Stranger: Hello?
    You: I`m not supposed to talk to strangers.
    Stranger: So...you`re pretty young then?
    You: No, my parole officer doesn`t want me talking to strangers.
    Stranger: Umm...why?
    You: The last seven died.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  229. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:55 am
    Stranger: age?
    Stranger: i 26
    You: coo, 14.
    Stranger: do you like sex?
    You: wow.
    You: i do like sex.
    Stranger: oh`
    Stranger: have a webcam?
    Stranger: i have
    You: nope.
    Stranger: pic?
    You: well thats good for you.
    You: i do have one yes.
    You: but not for you :D
    Stranger: have a pic?
  230. Profile photo of flarexeyes
    flarexeyes Male 18-29
    21 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:56 am
    Most of my comments end up like this.

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: ASL?
    You: 19/m/usa
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    So... I decided to mix it up a little

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: ASL?
    You: I HAVE A PENIS!!!
    You: YAAAAAYY!!!!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

  231. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:59 am
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: MICHAEL JACKSON IS ALIVE!
    Stranger: no he isn`t
    Stranger: he`s dead ):
    You: .. damnit.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  232. Profile photo of chelseaelsie
    chelseaelsie Female 18-29
    17 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:29 am
    You: hi
    Stranger: hello
    You: whats up
    Stranger: my very hard rooster
    You: EW. PERVE. REPENT AND GO TO HELL.

    my contribution. =]

  233. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:34 am
    haha why wont any of you guys sing dayman with me!? it`s just so fitting. I mean you gotta pay the troll toll to get in this little boys hole should be the slogan of this site
  234. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:44 am
    This thread is f*cking epic. Well played, I-A-B. Well played.

    I`m literally weeping with joyous laughter...

  235. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:52 am
    Stranger: hey
    You: entertain me
    You: the last few have been a bore
    You: right up until they stopped breathing
    You: then i had my fun
    Stranger:are you serious right now
    Stranger:.............
    Stranger:holy sh** man
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  236. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hello.
    Stranger: what are your thoughts on gay porn?
    You: I`m a star, so that should say something...
    Stranger: :D
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  237. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: i`m kinda not used to this
    You: so
    You: you..you lead
    Stranger: hahaa its okayyy.
    Stranger: asl?
    You: a...s...l?
    Stranger: age sex location haha
    You: oh..
    Stranger: aw youre so new to this
    Stranger: thats cute
    You: you pervert
    You: i`m calling the cops
    You have disconnected.
  238. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: rawr.
    Stranger: wat
    You: RAWR
    You: .. gosh
    You: do you not speak dinosaur?
    Stranger: drat OFF


    what a dinosaurist he was.

  239. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: just know now, I`m a cop.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I have to say, this is fun.

  240. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    Stranger: I am a transformer
    You: Transformers are inferior!
    You: Daleks are supreme!
    Stranger: Wtf is a Dalek?
    Stranger: Sounds like a type of meat
    You: Intelligence scan...
    You: Low Intelligence
    You: Use Google
    Stranger: Oh.Geeez thanks
    Stranger: Your alot of help
    You: Thanks are for the weak!
    You: Daleks are superior! Obey! Obey!
    Stranger: I fully agree
    You: Your ideas are irrelevant!
    Stranger: Marry me?
    You: YES
    You: <3
  241. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You:
    The user you are talking to is a registered sex offender in the state of California. Please do not provide any personal information. Please report inappropriate conversations to: http://omegle.com/offender
    You: HI LITTLE BOY
    Stranger: hi
    You: whats your adress
    Stranger: none of your business
    You: if i give you some candy can it become my buisness little boy
    You: ?
    Stranger: maybe
    You: wellll
    You: i cant give you the candy if i don`nt know where you live no can I
    You: silly little boy
    Stranger: uhm, oh..
    Stranger: well i cant give it to you
    You: aw
    You: thats ok
    You: IM BEHIND YOU
    You have disconnected.
  242. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi, 18,f,russia, if u`re too hot boy i want u
    You: i want hot boys too ;)
    Stranger: are u virgin
    You: YES!!!!!!!!!! 4 years ago
    Stranger: how old re u
    You: 74
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  243. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 63, M, In your closet with a double-bladed axe
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  244. Profile photo of Dukem
    Dukem Male 13-17
    63 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: I hope you like cake, cause it`s all that I bake
    You: I speak in rhyme, I`m guessing that`s fine?
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: asl
    You: My asl is restricted, my penis constricted

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  245. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi!
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 7 m? alaska
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    i enjoy this.

  246. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: But Benny you said you`d love me forever!
    You: benny was wrong bitch!
    You have disconnected.
  247. Profile photo of thepope55
    thepope55 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Connecting to server...
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    Stranger: hi
    You: My mom says not to talk to strangers...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  248. Profile photo of LionelRichie
    LionelRichie Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Stranger: hi
    You: Luke I am your father...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  249. Profile photo of Kharg
    Kharg Male 13-17
    3 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Hi
    Stranger: asl???
    You: Whatever you want it to be ;D
    Stranger: f/m?
    You: Both
    You: You?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  250. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: i am that i am
    Stranger: i was thinking of that some time back
    Stranger: isnt that what god says to moses
    You: damn straight because i made you think that
    Stranger: its weird that u mentioned it
    You: i am all knowing all seeing
    You: take your hand out of your pants you dirty bastard
    Stranger: i was thinking of it in the context of eastern philosophy
    Stranger: when god says
    Stranger: be still and know that i am
    Stranger: isnt it recognition of self awareness
    Stranger: a sort of meta-awareness if u will
    Stranger: You know, when one of us clicks “disconnect,” it’s almost a certainty that we will never speak to one another again ever.
    You: actually its awareness that there is no god and religion is a sham
    You: ATHIEST FIVE!
    Stranger: FIVE!
    Stranger: now
  251. Profile photo of Kharg
    Kharg Male 13-17
    3 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Connecting to server...
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: age?
    You: 2
    Your conversational partner has disconnected
  252. Profile photo of LionelRichie
    LionelRichie Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Join the darkness
    Stranger: wtf
    You: We believe in certain things
    You: you wanna know what things?
    Stranger: go for it
    You: believe in a thing called love
    Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
    There`s a chance we could make it now
    We`ll be rocking `til the sun goes down
    I believe in a thing called love

    You: Touching you, touching me
    touching you, god you`re touching me
    Stranger: ....
    Stranger: SUCK MY D***!
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    alphbetsoup7 Male 70 & Over
    4 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:26 pm
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    Stranger: hello
    You: 8=====D~O:
    Stranger: what??
    You: u no 8=====D~O: yumm
    You: Me
    Stranger: no dont no ,man
    You: You
    You: 8======D~~~~O:
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    lillypadam Female 13-17
    66 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:29 pm
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    Stranger: p
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    LionelRichie Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:31 pm
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    Stranger: hii
    You: GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    wtfcharles Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    Stranger: howdy
    You: *gasp*
    Stranger: im a cowboy
    Stranger: i like cows
    You: I`m a cow.
    You: I HATE cowboys!
    Stranger: nooo
    Stranger: this cant be
    You: STOP BEING SO ROUGH WITH MY NIPPLES! IT`S WEIRD!
    Stranger: sorry
    You: Eat mor chikin
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  257. Profile photo of alphbetsoup7
    alphbetsoup7 Male 70 & Over
    4 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Stranger: schrei! bist du selbst bist
    You: i believe in you
    Stranger: thank you
    You: <3 u and me forever
    You: We touch
    Stranger: i know i am
    You: it feels so good

    Stranger: i better get payed well
    You: but this is love this is no payment
    You: <3
    Stranger: no its not i dont love you i never will!

    You: but u said to mother
    Stranger: i said poo to your mother
    You: haha my mother it is our mother brother joseph we are deeply in love brother
    You: Peter <3 Joseph forever
    Stranger:My names Bob

    You: if you say you love me we can have this every night you know
    You: Touching you, touching me
    touching you, god you`re touching me again
    Stranger: i dont want this every night i have other oppointments i cant miss
    You: but this is love those are just your current occupation
    You: once we are together we will find you a better job that fits more time for us
    You: and maybe i can add 8=======D~~~~~~~~~O: score
    Stranger: no th

  258. Profile photo of alphbetsoup7
    alphbetsoup7 Male 70 & Over
    4 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:12 pm
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    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    Stranger: typing a book overthere?
    You: sorry i type so slow hard to type while taking lsd
    Stranger: lol whats tht
    You: look it up kid its great
    You: ull love it
    Stranger: WHAT IS IT
    You: look it up ill send you a website for it
    You: hold on imma gonna pukadf
    You: ;;l
    You: ok
    You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysergic_ac...
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  259. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    wahhh?
  260. Profile photo of LunarLizard
    LunarLizard Female 18-29
    25 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:37 pm
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    Stranger: im a tin of peas
    You: awesome
    Stranger: i know right
    You: have u always been that way?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: ever since i was a little kid
    You: how is it living life that way?
    Stranger: not nice
    Stranger: people just constantly kick you around
    You: I`m sorry to hear that.
    You: and I don`t want to appear ignorant, but I had no idea peas came in tins
    You: I always thought they came in cans
    Stranger: im different...
    Stranger: :`(
    You: it`s alright...don`t worry about it
    You: at least u`ll be the only collection of peas easily differentiated from the others
    You: that has to count for something....no?
    Stranger: idk
    You: maybe u can make friends with the sardines...they come in tins too
    Stranger: theres this pepsi can im friends with
    Stranger: but i havent seen him in quite a long time
    You: Oh.....I hope he hasn`t been recycled
    You: d
  261. Profile photo of LunarLizard
    LunarLizard Female 18-29
    25 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    You: did u ever think of being recycled after your contents have been removed? Maybe it`ll be the fresh start to a new life ur looking for...
    Stranger: i dont believe in reincarnation
    You: recycling doesn`t mean u are reincarnated
    You: it is like extreme makeover, pimp my ride, or those plastic surgery shows....it`s the same parts...just rearranged
    Stranger: my former ethics teacher claimed he was a soup can before.
    Stranger: i never really believed him.
    You: wow...no way
    You: now that is a crazy claim for him to make
    You: I wouldn`t have believed him either....but I`ve seen with my own eyes how my can of creamed mushroom soup suddenly exclaimed that it used to be a safari organizer in a previous life. I guess it works both ways then....
    Stranger: you know
    Stranger: if the peas have been removed
    Stranger: and you get a new filling
    Stranger: that would mean... youd get a new soul... wouldnt it?
    You: if the peas were ur soul....then wherever the pea
  262. Profile photo of LunarLizard
    LunarLizard Female 18-29
    25 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    You: if the peas were ur soul....then wherever the peas end up is where u would be
    You: but if the tin can was ur essence....then u`ve got a much brighter future
    You: so you have to decide. Are you the tin can and the peas are just your burden? Or are you the peas, and the tin can is just your shell?
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  263. Profile photo of Dukem
    Dukem Male 13-17
    63 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:43 pm
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    Stranger: i want sex at skype by cam
    You: That`s nice, dear. Can I finish my knitting first?
    Stranger: yes
    You: Oh good. You like a granny who knits?
    Stranger: no
    You: I bake cake too.
    You: Chocolate
    You: Homemade
    You: EAT IT BITCH

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  264. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    its spamming if you frequently post unfunny things right? LunarLizard? Right?
  265. Profile photo of wtfcharles
    wtfcharles Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:49 pm

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    You: I HAVE RATS IN MY ANUS!!!!!!!!!!!
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  266. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    Why dont you take a seat? C`mon take a seat right over there
  267. Profile photo of A_flying_cow
    A_flying_cow Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    ``your conversational partner has disconnecte``

    LOL

  268. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:20 pm
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    Stranger: hey wanna have cyber? 18 M UK
    You: The user you are talking to is a registered sex offender in the state of California. Please do not provide any personal information. Please report inappropriate conversations to: http://omegle.com/offender
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    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:21 pm

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  270. Profile photo of Fairienyte
    Fairienyte Female 18-29
    146 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    That`s BRILL!
  271. Profile photo of _Mouse_
    _Mouse_ Female 18-29
    154 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    You: What`s up?
    Stranger: iz alr!t3 guRL
    You: Wow, that is some atrocious chatspeak O.O
    Stranger: LoL!!!// m! [email protected] lil mama
    You: Lol,
    Stranger: u a g!RL??!//**
    You: Take a guess,
    Stranger: h3LL ye u R
    You: Does it really matter?
    Stranger: yeA cUz if u iZ a GUrL, imA spt m! gaME @ u
    You: I could just be pretending to be a girl.
    You: But that wouldn`t matter would it? You have an imagination!
    You: I could be all penis but as long as you think I`m not, it`s all good?
    Stranger: look i just want to see a girl naked
    Stranger: alright man?
    Stranger: drat
    You: Lol, there is porn sites for that.
    Stranger: im just going to kill myself
  272. Profile photo of oba-datchee
    oba-datchee Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 30, 2009 at 8:22 pm
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    Stranger: oi
    You: heya
    Stranger: ninja?
    You: pirate
    Stranger: ur dumb
    You: well actually i`m more of an idiot but it`s ok
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  273. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    Stranger: hi
    You: ever seen a rooster with warts on it?
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  274. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    You: hey
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: m here
    Stranger: f/m?
    You: pick your favoritw
    Stranger: nope
    You: *favorite
    Stranger: want the truth
    You: thats actually the truth
    Stranger: nope
    Stranger: u disappoint me
    You: i dont think you understand
    You: i am a trans sexual
    You: i was a women
    You: but now
    You: ...im not
    You: i just felt so wrong
    You: like it wasnt myself
    Stranger: ok then drat u guy
    You: but now im so happy
    You: well now i am
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  275. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    if it wasnt midnight here i would read every single freaking one of these. AMAZING!
  276. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    You: click click boom!
    You: I`m comin` down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
    Stranger: nice!
    You: What the hell is wrong with me?
    You: My mom and dad weren`t perfect
    You: But still you don`t hear no cryin` ass bitchin` from me
    Stranger: hahaha, i know what you mean
    You: Like there seems to be on everybody`s CD
    Stranger: oh. okay cool
    You: So just sit back and relax
    You: And let me have your head for a minute
    You: I can show you somethin` in it
  277. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    Stranger: whats your fave thing to do?
    You: lol its kindof embarising. im sure you can guess
    Stranger: touching?
    You: haha where?
    Stranger: anywhere?
    Stranger: ;D
    You: lol well tell me where? it might change the answer haha
    Stranger: vagina?
    You: …………………………………………„„-^*````*^~^*```*^-„„ <ascii chris hansen>>
    I`m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.

    You: enjoy the van
    Stranger: ?
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  278. Profile photo of NextTwilight
    NextTwilight Female 13-17
    31 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:00 pm
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    Stranger: hey
    You: STOP!
    You: in the name of luuuv
    Stranger: in the name of love?
    Stranger: ha
    You: b4uBrEaKMI<3
    Stranger: i beat the troll!
    Stranger: finally
    Stranger: well
    You: well\
    Stranger: is it time for the disconnect of shame?
    You: ...
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  279. Profile photo of Xbalde
    Xbalde Male 13-17
    140 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    You: SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!
    Stranger: whats your colors from the make up, drop your feeling at the door
    Stranger: the shadow within me
    You: And your moms a whore
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  280. Profile photo of LionelRichie
    LionelRichie Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:19 am
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    Stranger: hi
    You: HI
    You: how are you?
    Stranger: im fine
    Stranger: and u?
    You: good
    Stranger: cool
    You: yup
    You: We`re no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment`s what I`m thinking of
    You wouldn`t get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I`m feeling
    Gotta make you understand


    Never gonna give you up,
    Never gonna let you down,
    Never gonna run around and desert you,
    Never gonna make you cry,
    Never gonna say goodbye,
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    You: *you just got rick rolled*
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    frostenight Female 18-29
    40 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 3:47 am
    Stranger: hi
    You: HI
    Stranger: from?
    You: KOKOMO!
    You: :D
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    WE`LL GET THERE FAST SO WE CAN TAKE IT SLOW! so many lulz!!!
  282. Profile photo of Lambassador
    Lambassador Male 13-17
    13 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 4:52 am
    Stranger: Hi
    You: hello
    Stranger: from?
    You: yo momma!
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  283. Profile photo of boisson
    boisson Male 13-17
    8 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 8:18 am
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    Stranger: xftukj
    Stranger: ))()(()^)/&%$£"£&()=/&%$£"!
    You: yeaaah taht feels so gooood
    You: i feel your man-juice sliding down my cheeks
    You: my pimpled butt cheeks
    Stranger: ohhhh
    Stranger: F*CK!
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  284. Profile photo of boisson
    boisson Male 13-17
    8 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 8:19 am
    Stranger: hi
    You: hm
    Stranger: asl
    You: should i get a nipple ring or a tongue ring?/
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  285. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Stranger: Hey, asl?
    You: Hi. 17/M/USA
    You: I`m legal in most states, you know*. ;-)
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    *In reality, many states in the US have their own legal age. In Ohio, where I`m from, it`s 16.

  286. Profile photo of Guitar101
    Guitar101 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:01 am
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    Stranger: hii
    Stranger: all you have to do is write hi, it shouldnt take so long.
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  287. Profile photo of ozzfan7727
    ozzfan7727 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:50 am
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    Stranger: Hey, My name`s Steve.
    You: hi steve
    You: let me guess your here for the AA meeting too
    You: I`m bob
    You: thats fred and mark over there
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  288. Profile photo of Guitar101
    Guitar101 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:58 am
    Sorry but I have to :)

    Stranger: hey
    You: ARE U A TURTEL
    Stranger: YES!
    Stranger: LOLZ
    You: OMG YAY
    You: TURTLELZ
    Stranger: 4 EVZ
    You: IMA TURTEL
    Stranger: ME DOS
    You: ARE U A TURTEL
    Stranger: YES AND YOU ARE SPELLING IT WRONG. ITS TURTLE.
    You: I DONT CARE AS LONG AS IM ONE!!
    You: SO ARE YOU A TURTEL
    Stranger: OH!!!!!!!!! GR8 ATTITUDE!!!!
    Stranger: YAAA!
    You: NO WAI :O
    Stranger: =]
    You: HAAAAAAXXX!!!!!!!
    Stranger: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT!!!!~
    You: THE HAAAAXXXXX
    Stranger: ?
    You: ONLY I CAN BE TURTEL
    Stranger: I HAVE TO GO BYE TURTLE!!!

  289. Profile photo of thechase136
    thechase136 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:26 am
    Stranger: 22 year old bi guy............
    You: 19 ur old straight female
    Stranger: hi
    You: Cyber?
    Stranger: if you want to. ;-)
    You: Haha u lead
    Stranger: where are you from first?
    You: Ca
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: what do you want to do then?
    You: I`ll lead
    You: I take off my tight shirt
    Stranger: okay..............
    You: Tease you with my pink lacy bra
    You: I take it all off and come closer to you
    Stranger: hmmm
    You: Rubbing my perfect tits against your face
    You: I pull down my panties as you stare at my massive rooster
    You: I shove my 8 inch penis down ur throat until u gag
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: did you not read that i was bi?
    Stranger: as in bisexual?
    Stranger: did you miss that?
    You: Hahahahaha this is going on I am bored
    Stranger: thanks for the erection
    Stranger: ;-)
  290. Profile photo of danuk999
    danuk999 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:06 pm
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    evlmnkyninja Female 13-17
    173 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    bahaha
    i like the conversations people had below :D
    especially bouts bein a turtle :]
  292. Profile photo of ozzfan7727
    ozzfan7727 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm
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    You: hi
    Stranger: Omegle has to inform you by law that this person is a registered sex offender.(don`t share any personal information) Have fun chatting!
    You: ………………………………………… (chris hansen)
    Stranger: haha
    You: this is going on i am bored
    Stranger: do i scare you?
    Stranger: since im a sex offender?
    You: no
    Stranger: goood :)
    You: because i know when you were in jail you were someones bitch and i find that so funny
  293. Profile photo of ozzfan7727
    ozzfan7727 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Sorry but i have too

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    You: Hi
    Stranger: buongiorno
    You: I just lost the game
    Stranger: aww me too

  294. Profile photo of MeowYinn
    MeowYinn Female 18-29
    207 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    You: Do you know what the word is?
    Stranger: What. Egg?
    You: .... =.= I-A-B?
    Stranger: Yay not egg.
    Stranger: ...
    You: o.o
    You: STARING CONTEST
    You: O______________O
    Stranger: Wow.
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    I win.

    Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that was another I-A-B user xD

  295. Profile photo of SyixString
    SyixString Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:22 pm
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    Stranger: hi
    You: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: f or m?
    Stranger: :D
    You: both.
    You: hermaphrodite.
    You: kewl?
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  296. Profile photo of monkeymonk
    monkeymonk Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 1, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    Sorry, i had to......

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    You: hi, whats your favourite lingerie shop?
    Stranger: are you some creepy ass dude trying to cyber
    Stranger: obvi.
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    HAHA :)

  297. Profile photo of omgheyy
    omgheyy Female 13-17
    59 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:59 pm
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    You: Hi
    Stranger: hi asl?
    You: IM A GUY
    You: I USED TO BE A WOMAN THOUGH
    You: I WASN`T HAPPY WITH BEING A WOMAN SO I BECAME A MAN
    Stranger: okay thats good
    Stranger: whats your age
    You: 63
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    omgheyy Female 13-17
    59 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:11 pm
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    Stranger: horny?
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    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    OMG!! CHRIS! YOUR EAR IS MISSING!!!
  300. Profile photo of omgheyy
    omgheyy Female 13-17
    59 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 3:09 pm
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    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 74/TRANNY/MEXICO
    Stranger: m or f
    You: both
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    aboredfool Male 18-29
    123 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 4:34 pm
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    Stranger: asl?
    You: 43/does it matter?/europe
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    hehehe

  302. Profile photo of boisson
    boisson Male 13-17
    8 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:11 pm
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    You: SPEAK!
    You: @%@#$.
    Stranger: F*ck this sh*t
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  303. Profile photo of boisson
    boisson Male 13-17
    8 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    You: bewbiez! ^^
    Stranger: wanna have fun?
    You: no i do already with my brother`s dildo (:
    You: though sometimes I need to clean it off after he uses it
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    healingcloud Male 13-17
    97 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:24 pm
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    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger:say hi
    You:hello
    Stranger:where you from
    You:I-A-B
    Stranger:where is that
    You:hahaha
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  305. Profile photo of boisson
    boisson Male 13-17
    8 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:25 pm
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    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    You: asl?
    You: star sign?
    You: hobbies?
    You: sexual preferences?
    You: chinese zodiac?
    You: siblings?
    Stranger: youre overwhelming me with these questions
    Stranger: stop
    You: me, i`m 14, i`m female, i live in venezuela
    You: my star sign is virgo
    You: I like watching anime
    You: I`m straight
    You: I have a cat...
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    healingcloud Male 13-17
    97 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:30 pm
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    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey babes
    You: We`re no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment`s what I`m thinking of
    You wouldn`t get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I`m feeling
    Gotta make you understand


    Never gonna give you up,
    Never gonna let you down,
    Never gonna run around and desert you,
    Never gonna make you cry,
    Never gonna say goodbye,
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    You: rick rolled
    You: is fun
    Stranger: nice 1
    You: and i like turtles
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: asl?
    You: ZOMBIE TURTLES and 24/trans/cali
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    not sure what made her/him d/c

  307. Profile photo of NextTwilight
    NextTwilight Female 13-17
    31 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:41 pm
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    You: I gave birth to a panda
    Stranger: awesome
    Stranger: boy or girl?
    You: yes
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  308. Profile photo of Cutie9778
    Cutie9778 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    wtf... people have issues on that site... my experience...

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    You: hello?
    Stranger: hello?
    You: hello?
    Stranger: WUT
    You: I`m bored
    Stranger: hi bored
    Stranger: how are you?
    You: bored
    Stranger: F*** YOU THEN
    You: no thanks
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  309. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:30 am
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    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    stranger: Please tell me this is that 16 year old stoner from north carolina.
    You: yes
    stranger:Lies.
    you: asl?
    stranger: i hate when people ask that. Sigh how comes when your actually talking to someone cool your computer has to reboot.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Wow just drating wow..."cool"? it was probably a 67 year old tool but the person i was talking to was prob a 13 year old cool which i wanted to slap on the face for being a dumb mean person who thinks stoners are cool. No offense. But really? thats what kids think this day... wow

  310. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:31 am
    ugh i said 13 year old cool because i accidently deleted stuff and it messed up :( it was supposed to be girl i fail
  311. Profile photo of thevssranger
    thevssranger Male 18-29
    89 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:36 pm
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    Stranger: hi im 19 m asia looking someone who want to chat ^^
    You: too spooky fo ma towwwwn
    You: you wan china foo?
    Stranger: ha?
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  312. Profile photo of Uniform
    Uniform Male 18-29
    111 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:57 pm
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    Stranger: hello
    You: hola
    You: i speak little enlis
    You: si?
    You: engliss
    Stranger: wanna es my rooster
    You: que no?
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    wanna es my rooster?? damn i didn`t even get started

  313. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:50 am
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
    You: Punctuation RULES.
    Stranger: no words just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WWWWWWWWWTFFFFF
    You: ah-ah-ah
    You: You forgot to PUNCTUALIZE! :-)
    Stranger: im trying to lick my ass...
    You: You`d have better luck doing that if you were a snake...or a giraffe!
    You: "That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is."
    Stranger: u havent seen me... my non-nice individual is so big so i can lick it...
    You: Oh dear.
    You: Someone`s been in prison recently.
    Stranger: noup...
    Stranger: i just love pineapples
    Stranger: and watermelons
    You: And pineapples and watermelons love you, dear.
    Stranger: indeed...
    Stranger: ok need to go for some pineapples
    You: I do hope you remove the spikes.
    Stranger: see ya in matrix !
    You: They are dreadfully uncomfortable.
    You: Watermelons are much smoother.
  314. Profile photo of alexisriddle
    alexisriddle Female 18-29
    1 post
    July 3, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Stranger: egg
    You: We`re no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment`s what I`m thinking of
    You wouldn`t get this from any other guy
    I just wanna tell you how I`m feeling
    Gotta make you understand


    Never gonna give you up,
    Never gonna let you down,
    Never gonna run around and desert you,
    Never gonna make you cry,
    Never gonna say goodbye,
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    Stranger: God damn you
    Stranger: LOST THE GAME.
    You: NOOOO
    Stranger: [:
    You: I was gonna do that next
    You: darn you
    Stranger: Ahhhh too quick for you!
    Stranger: :P
    You: =)
    Stranger: AWAY!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  315. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 5:34 pm
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    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    you: whats your name private?!
    stranger: SIR PRIVATE MIKAEL SIR!
    you: i dont like that name! from now on your private mcgee
    you: Do you like that name?
    stranger: SIR YES SIR!
    you:where are you from?
    stranger: SIR TEXAS SIR!
    you: Holy poo only steers and queers come from texas!
    you: do you like to suck dick?
    stranger: SO NO SIR
    you: Bullpoo! i bet you can suck a golf ball out of a garden hose!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  316. Profile photo of OneDayxTooLa
    OneDayxTooLa Female 18-29
    1 post
    July 3, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    So this one pretty much sucks. XD I just liked the timing at the end.

    Stranger: i went to sky and i said
    You: GOOD GOD YOURE COMIN UP WITH REASONS
    You: GOOD GOD YOURE DRAGGIN IT OUT
    You: GOOD GOD ITS THE CHANGIN OF THE SEASONS
    Stranger: i`m brazilian
    You: I FEEL SO RAPED NOW FOLLOW ME DOWN
    You: JUST FAAAAAAAAAAAKE IT
    You: IF YOURE OUT OF DIRECTION
    You: FAAAAAAAAKE IT
    You: IF YOU DONT BELONG HERE
    You: FAAAAAAAAAKE IT
    You: IF YOU FEEL LIKE INFECTION
    Stranger: idiot
    You: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOURE SUCH A dratIN HYPOCRITE
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  317. Profile photo of Lil_Viv
    Lil_Viv Female 13-17
    91 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 12:19 am
    Stranger: we are having business relationships with chinese
    Stranger: and i have been in china couple of times
    Stranger: they are really strange
    You: LOL!!!!!!
    Stranger: disgusting people
    You: hahahahah!!!!
    Stranger: yea
    You: i wana go 2 japan
    Stranger: d u know waht happend
    You: tho i prefer italy.
    Stranger: i was in chinese restorant in Xiamen city . and i like too much aquariums
    Stranger: i have a aquarium hobby
    Stranger: and there was a aquarium over there
    Stranger: with very beautifull blue fish
    Stranger: chinese man saw me when i look the blue fish
    Stranger: and ask me
    Stranger: do you like it ?
    Stranger: i said yes i do ...
    Stranger: and he talk with resturant manager
    Stranger: in chinese language
    Stranger: o ne of stupid guy came with wooden stick
    Stranger: he catch the fish suddenly
    Stranger: and hit the wood to it head
    Stranger: i shocked
    Stranger: i said that what the hell are u doing
  318. Profile photo of Lil_Viv
    Lil_Viv Female 13-17
    91 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 12:20 am

    Stranger: i said that what the hell are u doing .... and he said YOU LIKE IT
  319. Profile photo of Xbalde
    Xbalde Male 13-17
    140 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 2:30 am
    You: Wouldn`t try nothin` stranger...
    You: I got a bomb strapped to the tree
    Stranger: No, I`m you.
    Stranger: You`re the stranger.
    Stranger: Glad I`m not on your tree.
    You: No you`re me I`m the stranger
    Stranger: .. That`s right.
    You: That one stumped you for a second huh?
    Stranger: Like a flashbang.
  320. Profile photo of kregoran
    kregoran Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:06 pm
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    Stranger: i love pokemon
    You: hello pikachu
    Stranger: pickachu i chooooooooose youuuuuuuuuu
    You: i hunt and kill pokemon for fun
    Stranger: do you? i just colllect the cards
    Stranger: haha
    You: yes especially the ones withe family
    You: they scream for their parents and they cant even do anything
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  321. Profile photo of kregoran
    kregoran Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 3:11 pm
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    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: im a predator
    You: im gonna grab you!
    Stranger: And i am alien..
    You: wtf i met u b4
    Stranger: I am gonna get you pregnat
    Stranger: no...
    You: ur the dude that likes screwing aliens
    Stranger: Wtf!
    You: u said u made their ass bleed
    Stranger: I like screwing girls..
    Stranger: Wtf!
    You: dont play dumb with me -.-
    You: mr. alien apist
    You: *rapist*
    Stranger: DUde i aint the other rapist dude
    Stranger: I am just a dude..who DOES NOT rape aliens.
    You: this is for all the aliens u violated!
    You: * poops on ur face and makes u eat it*
    You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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  322. Profile photo of fernfern00
    fernfern00 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 8:37 pm
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    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: happy 4th of july
    Stranger: Hi
    Stranger: You too :3
    You: lol
    You: do u like pie?
    Stranger: I fudgeKEN LOVE PIE
    You: me too...
    You: do u like sausage?
    Stranger: I prefer burgers.
    You: lmfao
    You: nice
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  323. Profile photo of KingJulz
    KingJulz Male 13-17
    44 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    Oh fine. I made ONE but it sucks.

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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: oi
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: how are you?
    You: fine
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: somewhere
    Stranger: ho ho ho
    You: lol
    Stranger: whats your name?
    You: to YOU? stranger
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: just say to me where are you from
    You: y?
    You: curiosoty?
    You: ????
    Stranger: ah vai se fude
    You: ?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  324. Profile photo of KingJulz
    KingJulz Male 13-17
    44 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    Wow. This is rlly FUN!!!

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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: m/f`?
    You: M
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  325. Profile photo of Geekazoid94
    Geekazoid94 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 7:29 pm
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Hey!
    You: Hello!
    Stranger: hey do you know supermac18?
    You: No...
    You: who`s that?
    Stranger: oh sorry D:
    You: ?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  326. Profile photo of Geekazoid94
    Geekazoid94 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 8:27 pm
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Ashley?
    You: Brian?
    Stranger: No.
    You: Yeah, me neither.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  327. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    Stranger: you dont know me and wont ever talk to me again, so whats your darkest secret? ill tell you mine too
    You: have you been copying and pasting that into people`s conversations compulsively?
    Stranger: wat?
    You: exactly.
    You: well, ill tell you
    You: AFTER you tell me yours.
    Stranger: ive liked my ex bf over a year without teling anyone hbu
    You: that`s your darkest secret?
    Stranger: haha yah
    You: Let me tell you mine.
    Stranger: kk
    You: You haven`t experienced life like I have.
    You: I went to `nam.
    You: I ate a live goat with my bare hands.
    Stranger: ew
    You: It`s bleating slowly decreased after a few minutes of brutal nomming.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    HEHE.

  328. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    You: I just poo myself. ;)
    Stranger: aloha
    Stranger: .......
    Stranger: why
    You: I had some really greasy tacos.
    You: They sort of slipped right out.
    You: I thought I had to fart.
    You: But I had to shart instead.
    Stranger: hum~
    Stranger: crazy
    You: I know. :(
    Stranger: =.=
    Stranger: take easy
    You: You too.
    You: I love you.
    You: Please give me babies.
    Stranger: thanks for your love
    Stranger: but i can`t give you anything
    You: Why not?
    Stranger: not why
    You: ...
    Stranger: anyway..gotta crash out: )
    You: Fail.
    Stranger: cool down,i think i have to go..
    You: Meh.
    You: I thought I loved you.
    Stranger: well,have a good day: )
    You: But I just had to poo again.
    You have disconnected.
  329. Profile photo of Chimoxy
    Chimoxy Male 13-17
    2 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 10:46 pm
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: HAI

    You: ?
    You: ?
    You: ?
    You: damn asians
    You have disconnected.
  330. Profile photo of SyixString
    SyixString Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 10:55 pm
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    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi
    You: wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
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    im guessing he/she didnt wanna go?

  331. Profile photo of Chimoxy
    Chimoxy Male 13-17
    2 posts
    July 10, 2009 at 12:47 am
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: are you a horny female with webcam?
    You: GOD
    You: JERRY
    You: I SAID NO!
    Stranger: are you a horny female with webcam?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  332. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 10, 2009 at 9:27 pm
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    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Moo.
    Stranger: Allo
    You: `Ello. :D
    Stranger: WHAT IS LOVE?
    You: BABY DON`T HURT ME.
    Stranger: :DDDDDDDDDDDD
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  333. Profile photo of Odd_Mindset
    Odd_Mindset Male 13-17
    142 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 3:08 am
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi!
    You: Hello.
    Stranger: germany? :)
    You: Actually, France.
    You: :/
    Stranger: :(
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Aww, I didn`t even get to be Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC...

  334. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    I`m loving the comments more than the picture itself. XD
  335. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 4:00 am
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: THE GAME, PASS IT ON
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Record speed.

  336. Profile photo of Beckii
    Beckii Female 13-17
    60 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 10:25 am
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: loving you is cherry pie <3
    Stranger: :)call me serry
    You: male or female?
    Stranger: male
    You: ditto
    You: :]
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    awwh i was just getting started.
    (im female btw.)

  337. Profile photo of Dakey96
    Dakey96 Female 13-17
    24 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    How do I be chris hansen?!

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    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Please don`t troll me.
    You: Troll?
    Stranger: I don`t appreciate it very much
    Stranger: oh!
    Stranger: uhm. how are you
    You: I`m good
    You: :] you?
    Stranger: I`m great!
    You: that`s cool :D
    Stranger: just being a mother drating badass in general
    You: lol
    You: cool
    You: what`re you doing?
    Stranger: rawkin out
    Stranger: you
    You: same, actually!
    You: \m/
    Stranger: awwww hell yeah
    You: Haha
    Stranger: Here I go, deep type flow. Jasque Cousteu could never get this low.

  338. Profile photo of Dakey96
    Dakey96 Female 13-17
    24 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Stranger: well hellooo!
    You: hello
    Stranger: Hello there undefined!
    Stranger: I`m a girl left by his boyfriend for this drating site: www.goodfap.com Can you help me?
    You: Yes, I can.
    Stranger: Fill this out and I will do what you want http://bit.ly/5Hfmk
    Stranger: I`ll cyber with you if you complete this for me: http://bit.ly/5Hfmk
    Stranger: "Hello there undefined"? Yes? Oh you can, can you?
    You: You are a robot!
    Stranger: How do you plan to do this? Perhaps I`m just expressing my own concern about it.
    Stranger: You`re talking with a robot. Really, go to www.goodfap.com, fap yourself and start talking with humans!
    You: WTF?
    Stranger: I lost my train of thought.
    You: you fail
    Stranger: You`re talking with a robot. Really, go to www.goodfap.com, fap yourself and start talking with humans!
    You: I know, you are a robot
    Stranger: You`re talking with a robot. Really, go to www.goodfap.com, fap yourself and start talking with humans!<
  339. Profile photo of Dakey96
    Dakey96 Female 13-17
    24 posts
    July 28, 2009 at 9:29 pm
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    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Brian?
    Stranger: No, bro, it`s John man!
    You: Oh, JOHN!
    You: How are you?
    Stranger: drating great. I just got a bj from my slampiece.
    You: awesome
    Stranger: Yeah man, it was on a dratin nude beach!
    Stranger: How`s you?
  340. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    July 29, 2009 at 11:50 am
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 17 m not where you are
    You: : P
    Stranger: aw how do u know?
    You: new jersey
    Stranger: 17 female newyork
    You: hm...
    Stranger: :]
    You: close...
    You: and yet worlds apart
    You: this was prophesised in the days of old
    You: you and i...
    Stranger: ok...?
    You: ಠ_ಠ we are destined to live and die by the blades
    You: each in eachother`s hand
    Stranger: nice
    You: oh god i did that wronh
    You: i meant to say
    You: ಠ_ಠ we are destined to live and die by the blade, each by the others hand
    Stranger: oo
    You: i see now that master ugwai`s second sight did not falter
    You: we will fight now
    You: to die gracefully by the hands of another
    You: is there no art more beautiful?
    You: ಠ[]ಠ WOOOOOOOOIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    You: HIYAAAAa
    Stranger: wow
    You: (>ಠ_ಠ)> though i must w
  341. Profile photo of ianian
    ianian Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 31, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    This goodfap thing is getting stranger and stranger:

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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi there
    You: Hi
    Stranger: I`ve been waiting for you.
    You: That`s interesting because you even don`t know who I am.
    Stranger: Do you believe in god?
    Stranger: J(*&HF*&B KILL ALL HUMANS!!!JHU*BH.. erm, sorry, i just wanted to say: go to www.goodfap.com, it`s like a google for porn! And it`s free too!
    You: !?
    Stranger: No, really go to goodfap.com. My creator will give me some free RAM space for successfully advertising it.
    You: you`re a bot!
    Stranger: Another turing test fail :/ 2344935:98927 for humans
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

  342. Profile photo of Dakey96
    Dakey96 Female 13-17
    24 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 6:33 pm
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    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: magical vagina?
    You: Don`t make me get chris hanson.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  343. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:29 pm
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: where r u from?
    You: welll my a/s/l
    You: is
    You: 83/Hermaphrodite/your basement
    Stranger: bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  344. Profile photo of deepseadiver
    deepseadiver Male 18-29
    88 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    You`re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hello!
    Stranger: HEY!!!!
    You: happy birthday
    Stranger: its not my bday
    You: oh.. thought i would try..
    Stranger: haha
    You: just on the off chance it was
    Stranger: that would be very ironic if it was tho
    You: no it wouldnt, it would just be coincidental!!

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