Oh My God It`s A Bird! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Imagine how the honeymoon must have been.
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Male 233
You`re right TheHayStack ;).
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Male 81
"No, the REASON she is freaking out is a lesser-known fact magicians take advantage of.
Doved and certain other birds in that family have the ability to tuck their head into their body. It means magicians can do that trick where they remove a dove`s head and reattach it (actually using a fake head)."

*Cries*

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Male 358
"AAAAAH"
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Male 46
Reminds me of....that lady on home alone...the mother. Guess nobody ever told her that birds can turn their heads around pretty eyes.
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Female 609
haahhahaahhahaha
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Male 342
...and a headless bird at that.
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Female 854
Ha ha look at the guy holding the flowers!
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Male 3,425
That woman looks oddly familiar...
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Female 1,231
[[Hey admins and mods - You Rock. Just wanted to send some encouragement. ^w^]]

I`m totally photoshopping her face onto EVERYTHING now. XD

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Male 131
Hurray for Peloos, and all the other admins!

HAZAAHH!

(for the people who don`t understand, read the comments below)

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Female 344
o hahaha she kill it i would so not want her around children
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Female 1
The expression on her face? PRICELESS.
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Male 3,819
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Male 3,819
Devi --

1. We`re not omnipotent. We aren`t full time. Believe it or not, we do actually have lives and there are times when none of us are on the site. As a matter of fact, there are about 3 or 4 of us (out of 11) who either are taking time off from mod work completely or do it rather sparingly. It`s 100% volunteer work.

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This isn`t the first and it`s probably not the last time you`ve complained about this. Cut us some freaking slack. Please. We do our best to keep this the best site in the world. You still come here. You must like something we do. Right?

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Female 1,496
Yeah but Boom, there is a clear mod to spam ratio in favor of the mods, yet they are still there. That is what is so annoying.
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Female 18
Beternal:
Thank you for destroying the last hope we have of `magic` and the like. You`re very kind.

</sarcasm>

This picture made me lol. xP

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Male 2,586
No, the REASON she is freaking out is a lesser-known fact magicians take advantage of.

Doved and certain other birds in that family have the ability to tuck their head into their body. It means magicians can do that trick where they remove a dove`s head and reattach it (actually using a fake head).

Someone blatantly gave her a `pre-tucked` dove and then pointed out to her that her warm/ still breathing dove had no head :-D

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Male 1,232
Yeah that`s what I thought, greeneyesclo.

Also, I know those spammers are annoying but please, just ignore them. Act like they aren`t there. That`s what I`ve been doing, it`s really annoying when people insist on pointing them out like we can`t see them. We can. And we ignore.

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Male 612
SHUT THE F*CK UP TINA18
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Male 105
Alright time to toss the Bouqe... WHAT THE PHUCK IS THIS?!
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Female 173
i think the last thing she expected at her wedding was to be sharted on by dove.
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Female 20
I think judging by the angle of the birds head that it may have bit her. lol
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Male 251
Or both, seeing as how that`s just how birds work.
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Female 1,063
maybe the little birdie pooped or peed in her hand??
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Male 3,431
She`s about to go Ozzy Osborne on that Dove.
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Male 5,190
No wait it`s more of a D:<
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Male 5,190
>:O
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Male 247
clemsonrox - the head is bent forward, chomping down on her finger. Hence her expression.
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Female 131
Uh, i see no head, possibly there was none?
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Male 2,582
That`s the same face shes gonna make when she sees his tiny unit.
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Male 347
She realized she just married Timothy McVeigh.
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Male 9
Wow, I hope she didn`t wait to have sex till marriage, or this guy will have an epic failed honeymoon...
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Male 4,867
maybe it pooped on her...
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Female 178
Maybe she realized what she just did lol.
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Female 1,386
Releasing doves for anything is really dumb. They just end up back in their cages once caught.
(Hmm... maybe appropriate for weddings now that I think about it.)
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Male 4,012
Wow, great kodak moment.
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Male 690
epic wedding fail
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Female 507
If my bird didn`t have a head I`d be screaming too.
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Male 1,153
:(
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Male 195
AHHH!

poor birdy :[

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Female 1,677
Hahaha, what the hell is her problem?
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Male 610
what the hell are peoplewearing here?!?!
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Female 5,139
who wears fishnets to a wedding...o.O
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Male 1,361
Yeh this photo has been robbed of its purpose
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Female 67
Is the bird dead?
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Male 3,057
Fishnet stockings?

At a wedding?

I`m a dirty old man, and even I think it`s inappropriate.

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Female 131
The fishnets look even weirder next to the girl with the 19th century dress on in the left foreground :/
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Female 4,376
Lol Bird...And what`s wrong wish fishnets? I plan on wearing them to my own wedding. Hell I used to wear them on a daily basis. Damn..now I need to buy a pair cause I miss them lol.

Also yeah..why is she freaking at the bird?

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Male 845
weddings != fishnets
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Female 1,001
I agree with skullcandy

Fishnets at a wedding? How inappropriate

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Female 241
what`s with the girl in the fishnets?
weird.
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Male 2,552
It`s probably in the process of biting her or crapping on her.
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Male 2,592
the bride and the redhead in the hooker dress and the other redhead behind the bride all must be sisters... all 3 of which makes me ponder the famous carpet/drapes equation.... x3
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Male 533
"Who in the world dresses like that to go to a wedding?"

Europeans.

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Male 2,506
Whats with all the birdly crap being posted?
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Female 1,004
....This is a wedding? Who in the world dresses like that to go to a wedding? The people taking pictures in the background, the hooker-lookin woman to the left of the groom....Why?

Also one of those pictures that makes me wonder what in the world was going through their mind...

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Male 15,510
The bird has no head!
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Male 204
I think it pooped on her.
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Female 15,763
My favorite is the slightly bored guy with the pretty pink bouquet.
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Female 4,028
Haha!
Is it dead?! :-O
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Female 718
lmao @ oxymoron1763
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Female 236
I think it bit her.

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Male 7
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!!!
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Male 180
It`s the fat cake lady from the other pic. She`s returned with more hunger. AND A VENGEANCE.

In theaters August 8, rated R for `Retarded`

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Male 71
lol i laughed for like five miniutes!
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Male 4,807
She just bit it effing head off and going for seconds.
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Male 247
"Thats a DOVE"

Kind of like saying "That`s not a dog, that`s a BEAGLE"

A dove IS a pigeon. The ones in the picture are called "Release Doves", and they are white homing pigeons.

HTH

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Male 2,159
Erm, it`s pecking her finger.
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Male 310
hahah, that broad looks crazy!
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Male 480
i think she is amazed at how birds can tuck their heads in
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Male 152
Is it just me or does she look like the mom from Malcom in the Middle?
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Male 4,594
Jesus.

Moments later, her head spun around and she did the projectile vomit all over the crowd.

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Female 9,402
"THE DEVAL DOES NOT LIKE DOVES" lmao
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Male 15,832
Later that night: "Oh my God! It`s a..."
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Male 10,845
timeless.
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Male 82
MOAR LOLz
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Female 165
the girl on the side is like "wtf lady?" :]
wonder what really happened though.
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Male 931
shes gonna eat it.
could be the same bride from the wedding cake picture except this is her 1st marriage...then it all went down to the thighs from there
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Female 1,578
no no, she isn`t scared of the pigeon, she is scared of the ninja to her left..
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Female 143
LOL a dove thats either pooing on her or pecking her
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Male 82
Thats a DOVE
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Male 19,850
Link: Oh My God It`s A Bird! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Imagine how the honeymoon must have been.
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