The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 54    Average: 3.8/5]
82 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 36260
Rating: 3.8
Category: Funny
Date: 06/24/09 06:15 PM

82 Responses to Oh My God It`s A Bird! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:51 am
    Link: Oh My God It`s A Bird! - Imagine how the honeymoon must have been.
  2. Profile photo of jdillard
    jdillard Male 18-29
    82 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Thats a DOVE
  3. Profile photo of loughton22
    loughton22 Female 18-29
    143 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:13 am
    LOL a dove thats either pooing on her or pecking her
  4. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:15 am
    no no, she isn`t scared of the pigeon, she is scared of the ninja to her left..
  5. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:17 am
    shes gonna eat it.
    could be the same bride from the wedding cake picture except this is her 1st marriage...then it all went down to the thighs from there
  6. Profile photo of ellia
    ellia Female 18-29
    165 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:17 am
    the girl on the side is like "wtf lady?" :]
    wonder what really happened though.
  7. Profile photo of whyfat2002
    whyfat2002 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:18 am
    MOAR LOLz
  8. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:23 am
    timeless.
  9. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:25 am
    Later that night: "Oh my God! It`s a..."
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:27 am
    "THE DEVAL DOES NOT LIKE DOVES" lmao
  11. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:27 am
    Jesus.

    Moments later, her head spun around and she did the projectile vomit all over the crowd.

  12. Profile photo of zokeman
    zokeman Male 13-17
    153 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:34 am
    Is it just me or does she look like the mom from Malcom in the Middle?
  13. Profile photo of snoopdawgg
    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    481 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:34 am
    i think she is amazed at how birds can tuck their heads in
  14. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:36 am
    hahah, that broad looks crazy!
  15. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:39 am
    Erm, it`s pecking her finger.
  16. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:48 am
    "Thats a DOVE"

    Kind of like saying "That`s not a dog, that`s a BEAGLE"

    A dove IS a pigeon. The ones in the picture are called "Release Doves", and they are white homing pigeons.

    HTH

  17. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:56 am
    She just bit it effing head off and going for seconds.
  18. Profile photo of dudeman1234
    dudeman1234 Male 13-17
    71 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:17 am
    lol i laughed for like five miniutes!
  19. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:19 am
    It`s the fat cake lady from the other pic. She`s returned with more hunger. AND A VENGEANCE.

    In theaters August 8, rated R for `Retarded`

  20. Profile photo of OxyMoron1763
    OxyMoron1763 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:33 am
    SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!!!
  21. Profile photo of Odyne
    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:58 am
    I think it bit her.

  22. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:17 am
    lmao @ oxymoron1763
  23. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:39 am
    Haha!
    Is it dead?! :-O
  24. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:48 am
    My favorite is the slightly bored guy with the pretty pink bouquet.
  25. Profile photo of taitano
    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:56 am
    I think it pooped on her.
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:58 am
    The bird has no head!
  27. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:58 am
    ....This is a wedding? Who in the world dresses like that to go to a wedding? The people taking pictures in the background, the hooker-lookin woman to the left of the groom....Why?

    Also one of those pictures that makes me wonder what in the world was going through their mind...

  28. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Whats with all the birdly crap being posted?
  29. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    "Who in the world dresses like that to go to a wedding?"

    Europeans.

  30. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    the bride and the redhead in the hooker dress and the other redhead behind the bride all must be sisters... all 3 of which makes me ponder the famous carpet/drapes equation.... x3
  31. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    It`s probably in the process of biting her or crapping on her.
  32. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    what`s with the girl in the fishnets?
    weird.
  33. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    I agree with skullcandy

    Fishnets at a wedding? How inappropriate

  34. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    weddings != fishnets
  35. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    Lol Bird...And what`s wrong wish fishnets? I plan on wearing them to my own wedding. Hell I used to wear them on a daily basis. Damn..now I need to buy a pair cause I miss them lol.

    Also yeah..why is she freaking at the bird?

  36. Profile photo of xfairylozx
    xfairylozx Female 13-17
    131 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    The fishnets look even weirder next to the girl with the 19th century dress on in the left foreground :/
  37. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Fishnet stockings?

    At a wedding?

    I`m a dirty old man, and even I think it`s inappropriate.

  38. Profile photo of IThePrincess
    IThePrincess Female 13-17
    67 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    Is the bird dead?
  39. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    Yeh this photo has been robbed of its purpose
  40. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    who wears fishnets to a wedding...o.O
  41. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    what the hell are peoplewearing here?!?!
  42. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    Hahaha, what the hell is her problem?
  43. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    AHHH!

    poor birdy :[

  44. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    :(
  45. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    If my bird didn`t have a head I`d be screaming too.
  46. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    epic wedding fail
  47. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    Wow, great kodak moment.
  48. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    Releasing doves for anything is really dumb. They just end up back in their cages once caught.
    (Hmm... maybe appropriate for weddings now that I think about it.)
  49. Profile photo of swantonbomb7
    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    Maybe she realized what she just did lol.
  50. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    maybe it pooped on her...
  51. Profile photo of travmanx
    travmanx Male 18-29
    9 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    Wow, I hope she didn`t wait to have sex till marriage, or this guy will have an epic failed honeymoon...
  52. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    She realized she just married Timothy McVeigh.
  53. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    That`s the same face shes gonna make when she sees his tiny unit.
  54. Profile photo of clemsonrox
    clemsonrox Female 13-17
    131 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    Uh, i see no head, possibly there was none?
  55. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    clemsonrox - the head is bent forward, chomping down on her finger. Hence her expression.
  56. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    She`s about to go Ozzy Osborne on that Dove.
  57. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    maybe the little birdie pooped or peed in her hand??
  58. Profile photo of RVIsh
    RVIsh Male 18-29
    251 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    Or both, seeing as how that`s just how birds work.
  59. Profile photo of greeneyesclo
    greeneyesclo Female 40-49
    20 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    I think judging by the angle of the birds head that it may have bit her. lol
  60. Profile photo of evlmnkyninja
    evlmnkyninja Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    i think the last thing she expected at her wedding was to be sharted on by dove.
  61. Profile photo of Lamchop
    Lamchop Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    Alright time to toss the Bouqe... WHAT THE PHUCK IS THIS?!
  62. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    SHUT THE F*CK UP TINA18
  63. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    Yeah that`s what I thought, greeneyesclo.

    Also, I know those spammers are annoying but please, just ignore them. Act like they aren`t there. That`s what I`ve been doing, it`s really annoying when people insist on pointing them out like we can`t see them. We can. And we ignore.

  64. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 1:08 am
    No, the REASON she is freaking out is a lesser-known fact magicians take advantage of.

    Doved and certain other birds in that family have the ability to tuck their head into their body. It means magicians can do that trick where they remove a dove`s head and reattach it (actually using a fake head).

    Someone blatantly gave her a `pre-tucked` dove and then pointed out to her that her warm/ still breathing dove had no head :-D

  65. Profile photo of FearxRegret
    FearxRegret Female 13-17
    18 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 2:43 am
    Beternal:
    Thank you for destroying the last hope we have of `magic` and the like. You`re very kind.

    </sarcasm>

    This picture made me lol. xP

  66. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 3:12 am
    Yeah but Boom, there is a clear mod to spam ratio in favor of the mods, yet they are still there. That is what is so annoying.
  67. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 5:28 am
    Devi --

    1. We`re not omnipotent. We aren`t full time. Believe it or not, we do actually have lives and there are times when none of us are on the site. As a matter of fact, there are about 3 or 4 of us (out of 11) who either are taking time off from mod work completely or do it rather sparingly. It`s 100% volunteer work.

    2. Bans take up to five minutes to go through. The spam killer takes another 5 minutes to go through. On top of all of that, the ban console is technically a little out of whack at the moment. STILL, 3 out of 5 times we go to ban somebody we get an error because somebody else has already taken care of it. We take care of it the second we see it and all things considered I`d say we`re pretty f*cking on top of sh*t.

    This isn`t the first and it`s probably not the last time you`ve complained about this. Cut us some freaking slack. Please. We do our best to keep this the best site in the world. You still come here. You must like something we do. Right?

  68. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 5:34 am
    P.S.

    Basically we`re on bubble gum and duct tape right now. Thanks to loyal visitors like yourself though, we`re currently on the brink of greatness. Upgrades are coming (be on the look out for some later this summer). The site will get better. Just stick with us, and tell all of your friends about I-A-B (and all of your friends` friends) and I promise we`ll keep pushing that envelope.

  69. Profile photo of yael5012_y
    yael5012_y Female 13-17
    1 post
    June 25, 2009 at 5:52 am
    The expression on her face? PRICELESS.
  70. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:04 am
    o hahaha she kill it i would so not want her around children
  71. Profile photo of CoeshCoesh
    CoeshCoesh Male 13-17
    131 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Hurray for Peloos, and all the other admins!

    HAZAAHH!

    (for the people who don`t understand, read the comments below)

  72. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 10:49 am
    ]

    I`m totally photoshopping her face onto EVERYTHING now. XD

  73. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 11:49 am
    That woman looks oddly familiar...
  74. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Ha ha look at the guy holding the flowers!
  75. Profile photo of DellSucks
    DellSucks Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    ...and a headless bird at that.
  76. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    haahhahaahhahaha
  77. Profile photo of shadowx180
    shadowx180 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    Reminds me of....that lady on home alone...the mother. Guess nobody ever told her that birds can turn their heads around pretty eyes.
  78. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 2:14 am
    "AAAAAH"
  79. Profile photo of TheHaystack
    TheHaystack Male 13-17
    81 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    "No, the REASON she is freaking out is a lesser-known fact magicians take advantage of.
    Doved and certain other birds in that family have the ability to tuck their head into their body. It means magicians can do that trick where they remove a dove`s head and reattach it (actually using a fake head)."

    *Cries*

  80. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:33 am
    You`re right TheHayStack ;).

Leave a Reply