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Date: 06/09/09 12:37 PM

63 Responses to Nature 1, Cops 0 [Video]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
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    June 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    Link: Nature 1, Cops 0 - Some cop stupidly takes his ATV out into the ocean to kick surfers out of the water, then nature takes its course.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    June 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Nice of the surfers to pull the ATV out at the end. Probably more out of sympathy than kindness though.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    wow...what a dick
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    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    "Oh, well thanks for dragging me and my atv out guys. Now get the drat off the beach. ...What?"
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    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    Agreed Gorgack2000
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    moojuiceman Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    all TERRAIN vehicle. since when has water been terrain?
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    Lamchop Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    I was expecting... something... more... animalistic.
  8. Profile photo of MK1029
    MK1029 Male 13-17
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    June 9, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    Water skipping. HES DOING IT WRONG!
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    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    well, that was stupid.
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    bunny_knight Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    OCEAN FTW
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    KeePay Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    "HEY YOU DAMN SURFERS, GET OUT OF THE WATER, IT`S DANGEROUS"

    "LET ME JUST DRIVE THROUGH THE OCEAN TO GET TO WHERE YOU ARE SO YOU CAN HEAR ME"

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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    Christ, just help him and move on. he didn`t phail.
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    Ayrton1974 Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    LMAO! Epic cop fail!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Understanding the physics of water FAIL
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    BBQ Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    He just wanted to play with the cool surfers, pretty good they were there to help him get his exercise-preventer out of the water.
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    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    Summer 2009 Paul Blart - Beach Cop
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    June 9, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    That`s just....retarded...Nothing else to say...
  18. Profile photo of imhivpositiv
    imhivpositiv Male 13-17
    86 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    jeez what a buzzkill...
  19. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    June 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    I`m a surfer myself and proud - look at how these guys help the cop out of the water despite him coming to bust them!

    Surfing - skateboarding without the Douche Complex.

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    Buddahfinger Male 30-39
    149 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    I never realised King Canute rode an ATV?
  21. Profile photo of Steyene
    Steyene Male 18-29
    112 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    I wonder what his superiors response would have been if he had lost the ATV.

    Superiors: YOU DID WHAT?!
    Cop: Drove the ATV into the ocean to stop the surfers.
    Superiors: WHAT?!?!
    Cop: ...
    Superiors: *Headdesk*

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    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    "I`m a surfer myself and proud - look at how these guys help the cop out of the water despite him coming to bust them!"

    Ya, but the cop probably still busted them after they helped him.

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    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a freakin` moron! I also love how despite what a complete douche the cop was being the beachgoers helped him rescue his ATV.

    p.s. Maybe the cop should have read the manual for his vehicle more closely. All Terrain Vehicle (except for the ocean, dumbass!).

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    Frogtango Male 13-17
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    June 9, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    wow that must feel so bad being the cop.
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    June 9, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    Lol, how dumb.
  26. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    Surfers rule! I`m a California girl and that`s just a well known fact - so there! Uh hum...moving on...the cop obviously wasn`t paying attention during the orientation when the instructor said: these things don`t swim, they will, however, beat you up if you get caught in a wave...
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    ummm nowhere is there evidence that he was scolding the surfers... those waves don`t even look dangerous... so i doubt he was trying to get them to stop surfing...
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    June 9, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    i bet the life gaurds were laughing their asses off.
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Hang on... hang on.. I`m...

    Am I missing something?
    He...
    He DROVE into the sea?!

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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    Hahahaha, dumbass pig.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    June 9, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    I don`t see any evidence ANYWHERE in this video that the cop was kicking the surfers out.

    Nothing about his body language indicates that he was being a dick, and the fact that the bystanders HELPED him get his quad out of the water indicates to me that there was nothing going on between the surfers and cop other than normal conversation.

    Interesting video.

    Description fail.

  32. Profile photo of Angelol
    Angelol Male 13-17
    55 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    "I CAN SAVE YOU!! With my new and fully functionable WATERMOBILE!"

    Was he trying to save the guy? cause that was barely even 3 feet above ground

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    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Cop- "All-terrain vehicle, huh? does the ocean count as a terrain? ..... Oh snap.... i guess not."
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    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    I always knew cops were brainless...
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    themonorail Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    well look osirisascend, i understand but does that mean that he was just like "i wonder what would happen if i drove this mechanical vehicle into the ocean?"
    even if hes not a dick hes still a total idiot. it would be one thing if it was just some guy but hes supposed to be the one in charge and the one setting the example.
    also they probably figured he wouldnt hassle them if they helped
  36. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    Due.. not LITERALLY all-terrain...

    Total facepalm.

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    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    kook
  38. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    These are the guys keepin us safe? ughhh
  39. Profile photo of Sandy312
    Sandy312 Female 18-29
    159 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    drating lol. But seriously what possible reason could he have for kicking people out of the surf? Pretty sure the beach doesn`t have a closing time.
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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    But I thought it was an all-terrain vehicle...DERRR...I guess ma and pa didnt do no good teachin me bout water
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    wasn`t he trying to kick those surfers out? Why are they helping him?
  42. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
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    June 9, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    His plan was executed perfectly. In the end he got them out. lol
  43. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    June 9, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    @ Link: I hate to be the one to tell you this, but in case you didn`t notice, that`s EXACTLY how the world works.

    The quicker you understand that, the quicker you`ll stop making ridiculous comments like the one you made below.

    The world is not an ABC After School Special, no matter how much you`d like it to be.

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    This being America, he will now sue the manufacturer for claiming it is ALL terrain vehicle and it isn`t.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    > osirisascend
    > that`s EXACTLY how the world works

    YOUR world maybe, I prefer to spread smiles and goodwill and watch it spread like swine flu in an incubator.

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    itsdrew Male 13-17
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    June 9, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    ATV = all TERRAIN vehicle. ocean = terrain...right?
  47. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
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    June 9, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    Terrain, or relief, is the third or vertical dimension of land surface. When relief is described underwater, the term bathymetry is used.

    thanks, wikipedia!

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    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    wow that cop is a dumbass. geez. cant even run into the water after the guy. Why? because that would be too hard. yeah just take the atv into the ocean. because its a ALL terrain vehicle. FAIL
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    Joolin Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2009 at 1:25 am
    The fact that the surfers were helping them in the end was icing on the cake.
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    AGit Male 30-39
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    June 10, 2009 at 5:35 am
    "fact that the bystanders HELPED him get his quad out of the water indicates to me that there was nothing going on between the surfers and cop other than normal conversation."

    You consider driving into the ocean with an ATV to talk to some surfers normal?!?
    Oh, right, you`re the one from the funny world. Soz, my bad...

  51. Profile photo of llDayo
    llDayo Male 30-39
    144 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 6:15 am
    People, this looks like the tide rolled in on him. If you notice he was on wet sand so was just getting hit by the end of waves. The tide then start coming in at the same time a big wave arrives and all of the sudden he`s in deep water.
  52. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 6:18 am
    That`s why they have wheels! For the sea!
  53. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
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    June 10, 2009 at 8:10 am
    heh, i`m surprised the surfers helped him after he was about to tell them off
  54. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:27 am
    His plan was executed perfectly. In the end he got them out. lol
  55. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2009 at 9:37 am
    what a happy bubbly ending to such a wonderfully stupid thing to do. surfers>cops
  56. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 11:42 am
    so the beach cop was trying to Kick out the surfers, in return the surfers help him out? most people would just let that stay there, but smart people, surfers, would know that if that oil/gas coes out there screwed....Antifreeze is a dirvers worst enemy from a the guy wearing the bright colored shirt
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    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    lmao @ the surfers helping the cop after he`s been a douche bag.
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    Lucem Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    "so the beach cop was trying to Kick out the surfers, in return the surfers help him out? most people would just let that stay there, but smart people, surfers, would know that if that oil/gas coes out there screwed....Antifreeze is a dirvers worst enemy from a the guy wearing the bright colored shirt " actually they probably only helped him out because they didn`t want to smash into the damn thing while surfing...
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    madest Male 40-49
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    June 10, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    cops suck
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    superdud3 Male 18-29
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    June 11, 2009 at 9:07 am
    haahha what a dumb ass f ucking pigs
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    ADMFlapplap Male 18-29
    175 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:27 am
    The officer may be misinterpreting the term "all-terrain vehicle." The ocean is not considered a terrain.
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    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    karma i guess?

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