Most Inappropriate Field Trip Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

"Marble sculptures, designed by the world"s greatest master artisans with bewbs, is still bewbs." Technically NSFW.
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Female 49
lmao
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Female 72
I enjoy art museams now, but I totally used to be like that!
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Male 327
Personally, I`m more disturbed that the artist gave the little kid statue a tiny deformed penis when he didn`t give the woman nipples
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Female 88
haha, immaturity is one thing im happy i grew out of =] anyone with me?
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Female 713
History: Teaching kids that woman have lady parts since 800 BC.
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Male 266
Viewing classical sculpture is considered inappropriate? Dear me, "the MOST inappropriate?" Fail for overreaction, fail for sad juvenile humor, fail for idiot children wanting to damage and/or cover art. We need to forcibly inject some culture into this country.
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Female 528
Boredfjord: Man, learn to appreciate art you feeble-minded American rube!
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Male 296
EW! Girls have cooties!
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Male 65
that`s me! how did this get on the internet?!?!
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Male 162
RecycleElf: Clothes* Made* Concealment* Artists* Marble* Hammer*

If you`re going to lecture other people over the internet about naked women then please get your spelling right.

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Male 211
HAHAHA boredfjord u are funny guy
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Male 175
EEWWWW, she`s naked =P
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Male 1,256
from a technical standpoint, it`s absolutely amazing that that`s all on solid piece of marble. Just think, that started as a huge block, and the sculptor chiseled away until he had a strikingly accurate femal figue standing in front of him. WOW.
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Male 928
I`m kind of on the kid`s side, I don`t necessarily want to see a naked woman with linguine hair and unnaturally spherical breasts and Cupid with a little stone micropenis poking out all cold and flaccid from his flabby groin. Some pretentious twit will probably chime in and chastise me for my inability to appreciate great art and call me a feeble-minded American rube, though.
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Female 6
hahaha his face
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Female 133
recycle elf, if you`re gonna try and make some smart arse comment, at least get your spelling right, kay?
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Male 3,296
"future homosexual"

turtle neck.... for sure he will be

omg look at the little weewee

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Male 328
but doesnt the fact that the sculpture is covering her genitals and breasts mean that she is ashamed of her nudity? therefore this sculpture is not trying to show innocence in her lack of clothing at all. so to the people saying that the nudity is not a big deal, wasnt the sculptor trying to say the opposite?
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Male 328
but hey. on the inside recycleelf, arent we all just f`d up mickey mouse idols?
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Male 721
RecycleElf.. shut up.
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Male 340
Yea. F`ed up Mickey Mouse idols. Totally.
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Male 311
future homosexual
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Male 3,619
I am going to guess this is in america. children there are being raised with f`ed up Mickey Mouse idols.

YES its a sculpture of a naked person. under those clothes, you are ALSO a naked person. and so is the person next to you.

It`s just skin, ppl. cloths are mkade for warmth and "cool" styles. today they are used mostly for consealment. quite odd I think.

LazyMe484, i don`t understand your comment...

The astists sculpt the marbl sculptures from a big block. They don`t "build" them, they hamer, cut and grind them. that means they "form" them from big blocks.

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Male 147
This is gold
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Male 2
Son,DO NOT REACT LIKE THIS
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Male 9,305
"MAWWWWWWWWM! SHE`S GOT BOOOOOOBIEEEEEES!"

"OH LAWDY ITS A SINFUL STATUE! GET AWAY FROM THERE MICHAEL!"

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Male 2,199
just the way hes reacting to it screams future homo...
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Male 2,552
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice pic!
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Male 15,510
And thats how little Jimmy discover porn
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Female 9,572
Boy, wait 10 years and you`ll deffently have a different view about the statue.
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Female 688
Okay, it`s a nude sculpture, what is wrong with it, other than the boy has no idea what art is and probably never will appreciate it.
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Female 214
how do we know that he`s not pointing at her hairdo? "Oh my, someone needs to fire her stylist!"
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Male 32
That kid is probably gonna grow up liking men, if he doesn`t like boob statues now haha.
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Male 10,440
"Marble sculptures, designed by the world`s greatest master artisans with bewbs, is still bewbs"

I don`t suppose those artists actually built those sculptures? Fool.

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Female 98
it looks like hes looking past the sculpture, not at it ><
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Male 914
"this is about as NSFW as a naked barbie doll."

"My thoughts exactly."

was also thinking the same thing...just kids being kids =)

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Male 1,232
Hahaha that kid`s facial expression says it all.
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Male 674
He freaks out at the boobs but not the cupids penis...

Frankly, if this is a joke, it is bad, if it isn`t this kid should not be anywhere near classical sculpture.

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Male 462
It was a joke, pdjr.
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Female 2,672
lol opie, classy

i remeber when i went to a big fancy london art gallery with school when i was like 7, this was kinda how we reacted :P

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Male 1,226
"this is about as NSFW as a naked barbie doll."

My thoughts exactly.

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Male 2,332
He`s probably the class clown...I hope :)
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Male 298
Maybe if you educated your kids properly they wouldn`t react like this. It`s classical sculpture, whats inappropriate? Has IAB gone totally conservative....?????
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Female 15,763
He`s gonna be gay.

I just call `em how I sees `em.

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Male 672
I like how the statue is almost responding to his disgust. Like, "Oh my! How embarrassing!"
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Male 353
this is about as NSFW as a naked barbie doll.
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Male 8,300
> Leiaisluf
> "What`s wrong, Jehan?"
> "That`s my Mommy."

Rest of boys in the class look and say "Oh yeah, so it is."

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Female 2,695
lol i love the confusion and fear on the kids face
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Female 23
lol he must have walked in on his parents having s e x one time and it horrifed him i guess thats the problem here
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Female 523
hahahahahaha
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Female 151
This reminds me of a trip we took in 8th grade, where there were a couple marble statues. The teachers had to step in and tell a couple guys to stop taking pictures...
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Female 192
"What`s wrong, Jehan?"

"That`s my Mommy."

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Male 820
I think we are all missing the point here.
that kid`s arms are a bit to long for his body.
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Male 606
TKD, I actually am colorblind. That thing looks drating pink to me.

That kids either gay, or has been so sheltered by his parents, it`s not even funny.

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Male 1,140
she totally just got raped.
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Male 516
"The kids only got that look on his face because he`s gay."

Maybe, but if he were gay he`d totally be checking out the cherub`s dong.

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Male 438
I find that turtleneck classy.
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Male 4,793
"I mean, a pink turtleneck? Really?"

that is totally red. either your colerblind, your monitor is wacked, or my monitor is wacked. but im fairly certain it is straight up red.

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Male 2,582
The statue is illustrating "bad touch".
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Male 606
The kids only got that look on his face because he`s gay. I mean, a pink turtleneck? Really?
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Female 168
The only thing inappropriate about this is the kid`s reaction.
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Male 4,867
haha that kids expression is priceless
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Male 7,933
I dont get it...marble scares me too
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Female 115
Oh noes! Bewbs!
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Male 2,125
Could be worse. He could`ve learned it by walking in on someone...
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Female 260
Oh god XD
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Male 8,300
He`s pointing at the SMALL statue, cause he`s got penis envy!
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Male 4,014
Buck up sonny. Definately turtleneck gay.
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Male 904
that kid just might be gay.
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Male 357
That kid is probably traumatized forever now. His parents should sue the school.
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Female 122
He looks so f*ckin` terrified! I love it!
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Male 456
those are lumpy boobs
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Male 42
Who does he remind me of Clockwork Orange Dog?
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Male 307
Now Lance remember, when you`re at the museum today make sure to wear your turtle neck and your GIANT-ASS backpack so that no girls will look at you.

ok mama.

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Male 301
"cmon son. just a little closer"
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Male 9,305
Oh no, a naked human, run for your so called "sanity"... e_e
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Female 171
LexiLeet, Lets see yours then.

I think its great.

Also the kid`s a freak.

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Female 1,264
Someone needs his parents too educate him more...
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Female 1,386
In other news: A recent water pistol war broke out in a local Art museum, when accusers asked for the "super soaker" this appalled boy (and cherub) pointed out the real culprit.
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Female 3,726
It`ll be the same face train trax...lol

* you want me to put my......there.....
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh* runs away screaming!*

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Female 167
Imagine what his face`ll be like when he loses his virginity. 0_o
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Female 430
@emzork Rofl. xD
But it isn`t that good of a work, anyway. :S It looks very sloppy and disproportionate. x_x
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Male 814
lopsided but natural! (hey, marble is natural...)
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Female 231
Lol, they ARE lopsided.
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Female 1,306
These are the kinds of incidents in childhood that turn little boys in red turtlenecks gay. :3
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Male 5,189
Bewbs. Nothing we all haven`t seen before.
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Female 67
Lol @ the kid.
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Male 524
well, it`s art. the look on the kid`s face is lawl worthy though.
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Male 17,511
That kid looks like he just lost his innocence.
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Female 3,726
Are you serious? We can watch movies where people are disemboweled and we have shows like jackass...but we can`t seem to teach our kids about anatomy and a thing called "home training". Wow!
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Female 660
most inappropriate? No. In fact it`s still art..naked art,but art nonetheless,it wouldn`t bother me,if I had a kid. I`d just explain why it`s displayed.
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Female 346
I`d like to point out that the titties are lopsided.
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Female 169
Whats so weird about the sculpture? Did the kid never see boobs?
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Female 157
Isn`t unsuitable, it`s art. =/
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Male 363
lllllllaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 20,911
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