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Well...interesting story. It was after a long night in Tijuana. I woke up unsure of where I was or where I had been. All I knew was that I was lying in filth and I needed to find the nearest crapper. Fast. I stumbled over some strangers who I`m sure I had met. I practically fell into the bathroom and barely got my pants down and on the toilet before my ass exploded. It was horrendous. When I was done, I looked down to admire my work. What the...I thought. A tail? What did I get into last night? What got into me? I decided not to ask questions, wipe, and get the hell outta there. But...NO T.P.! Screw it. I wiped my ass on some passed out hookers skirt, threw a $20 at her and never looked back.
Point is Mods work hard, say thanks.
Omg I can`t believe I just said that. I have to go puke now.
Or perhaps this is just a poo idea for a wedding ca- oh dear. My sincerest apologies for this godawful joke.
(lol @ urbanlegend!)