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Date: 06/22/09 06:00 PM

62 Responses to Most Bad-Assed DJ Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    Link: Most Bad-Assed DJ Ever - Proof that the DJ always is and always will be the most desired man at the club.
  2. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    Play that funky music white boy!
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    Everybody loves fatties now
  4. Profile photo of tiguno
    tiguno Male 13-17
    104 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    thats pretty true
  5. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    xD iLol`ed.
  6. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    idk i think those girls work for the club so he doesnt die in the middle of the night
  7. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    I take it before the party started he was 88 pounds lighter.
  8. Profile photo of jondegi
    jondegi Female 18-29
    188 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    I felt kind of bad when I saw this. It seems as though the girls are mocking him.
  9. Profile photo of evlmnkyninja
    evlmnkyninja Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    wow.
    hawt.
    xD
  10. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Yup. Just another night to bear the DJ cross. I always find trying to beat match with the hot, drunk girls standing in the booth, is just plain annoying. I feel for ya brother.
  11. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    OMG its me before I lost some weight!!!
  12. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    oh how i wish to be him
  13. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Monday, June 22, 2009 6:09:23 PM
    I felt kind of bad when I saw this. It seems as though the girls are mocking him.

    I`m picking that up too. :(

  14. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    I can see my friend being "adored" like that. He`s cute, young, and has a great sense of music.

    But this? It`s like some blond bombshell running after an old man with money, or a user sucking up to a mod. It`s the seduction of power. :(

  15. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    I can`t beleive he is ignoring that Dorito chip!!!
  16. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    I admire his concentration.

    It`s possible that he was using them to hand-feed him instead of them mocking him. After all, a good DJ has both hands on the board most of the time.

    "But this? It`s like some blond bombshell running after an old man with money, or a user sucking up to a mod. It`s the seduction of power."

    Why do you think this? It`s not always the `seduction of power` as you put it. Sometimes, the fat guy`s just an awesome person, and sometimes, women are attracted to more than just good looks.

    That being said...

    Chances are, they were mocking him, which makes this pic kind of sad... And proves that they`re all b*tches.

  17. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    My brother`s a DJ. This is actually a pretty accurate pic.

    Damn groupies.

  18. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    haha.
  19. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    The link title should have been "how to spot a rich guy."
  20. Profile photo of Souljah23
    Souljah23 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Maybe he`s cousins with Mr. Clean or something!
  21. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    He may be the most popular guy in the club, but I think when he packs up all his stuff at 3 a.m. and heads home, all the drunk skanks will have been taken and he`ll go home to play with his two turntables and a microphone all by himself.
  22. Profile photo of TheFiggy
    TheFiggy Female 13-17
    63 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    supersmash made me sad :(
  23. Profile photo of Load
    Load Male 13-17
    160 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    Is he representing sony?
  24. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    Altaru: "Why do you think this? It`s not always the `seduction of power` as you put it. Sometimes, the fat guy`s just an awesome person, and sometimes, women are attracted to more than just good looks."

    Mainly because I don`t have a lot of faith in humanity anymore. Sure I know where you`re coming from, and yes I do sound very cynical and cold, but when I hear of cures for diseases being ignored because there`s no money in it, or villages full of starving people simply because the leader wants them to die off, and people being selfish and crass over little materialistic things...it tends to jade you a bit.

  25. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    He`s like, "*Buurp*, gotsta...<heavy breathing> press play on, *Buurp*, *faaart*, on mah, <heavy breathing>, CD player..Whoo, soo winded, *Buuuraaap*..Thank you ladies, mar bacon bits plaaase, *burrp*, *hicup*, OK that`s my one song, I gotsta nap..."
  26. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    well hot damn, they guy is the exact double of my neighbour! :D I`m totally showing him this
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    Dorito me, baby.
  28. Profile photo of joshsignup
    joshsignup Male 13-17
    21 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    paamp!!!
  29. Profile photo of Crossy
    Crossy Male 18-29
    38 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    man if that was me one of those chicks would be getting punched right in the ovary
  30. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    wow?? this dudes career as a DJ=Epic fail
  31. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    Bar bitches are pathetic......
  32. Profile photo of Ushersgurl14
    Ushersgurl14 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    ahahaha
  33. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    peyump
  34. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    Oh yeah, that`s hot...
  35. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    Shove a dorito in his face...yeah that`s sexy B-|
  36. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    [email protected]
  37. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    This happens to Dan Deacon all the time.
  38. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 12:14 am
    Am I the only one that found this. . . disturbing?
  39. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 12:14 am
    Well, when he has a heart-attack, not one of them "ladies" will care.
  40. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 12:58 am
    I`d be pissed if that lady spilled that soda she has in her hand on my turntables.
  41. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 1:04 am
    lol, he cared about his discs more that the girls......says something doesn`t it?
  42. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 2:31 am
    Well he is pretty cute
  43. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 2:35 am
    Most desirable my ass, more like "Play this song! Pleeeeeeaaaaas?"
  44. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 2:53 am
    I seem to detect a note of jealousy in some of the comments here. :D
  45. Profile photo of moli25
    moli25 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 3:25 am
    Hi dude
  46. Profile photo of argon8
    argon8 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 5:28 am
    I agree with Megido. They`re probably just making a request, and taking ridiculous measures to make sure it`s carried out.

    Also, I`m not that familiar with DJ stations, but why are the lights blurry?

  47. Profile photo of Blacknewyear
    Blacknewyear Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 5:40 am
    This is most likely publicity, but I`ve seen men of this size bag some pretty savage females. It`s all in your game.
  48. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:10 am
    spammersssssssssssssss
  49. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:31 am
    Hey, that was me last Friday! =D

    and btw dont click on moli25 link thingy. is spam. and so drops the ban hammer.

  50. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:28 am
    "...but why are the lights blurry?"

    The base, it always the base.

  51. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:44 am
    half of IAB havent been raving before apparently
  52. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:46 am
    the dorito made me laugh though
  53. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 11:13 am
    Logically, they just want a guy that has a job. haha
  54. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    DJ man, women want him, men want to be him, i want his woman:) if only i could have cute girls feeding me and giving me drinks whilst im at work. O the good life
  55. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    ok let`s see....we got fan girl...massage girl...drink girl...and Doritos girl....yep...he can die happy....
  56. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    oh, he looks exactly like my knee doctor. am screwed
  57. Profile photo of brooklynxbby
    brooklynxbby Female 13-17
    11 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Omg! This pic is so funny! :-D
  58. Profile photo of raydar
    raydar Male 13-17
    177 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    that lucky, lucky bastard
  59. Profile photo of TheHaystack
    TheHaystack Male 13-17
    81 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    Lucky...
  60. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 9:41 am
    By the looks of his wieght those girls aren`t helping. Hey! Where`s the girl to whipe his fat ass?!
  61. Profile photo of joshsignup
    joshsignup Male 13-17
    21 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    dratin nice

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