Most Bad-Assed DJ Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Proof that the DJ always is and always will be the most desired man at the club.
There are 61 comments:
Male 21
dratin nice
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Male 233
By the looks of his wieght those girls aren`t helping. Hey! Where`s the girl to whipe his fat ass?!
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Male 81
Lucky...
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Male 177
that lucky, lucky bastard
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Female 11
Omg! This pic is so funny! :-D
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Male 275
oh, he looks exactly like my knee doctor. am screwed
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Male 3,915
ok let`s see....we got fan girl...massage girl...drink girl...and Doritos girl....yep...he can die happy....
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Male 25,416
DJ man, women want him, men want to be him, i want his woman:) if only i could have cute girls feeding me and giving me drinks whilst im at work. O the good life
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Female 472
Logically, they just want a guy that has a job. haha
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Male 311
the dorito made me laugh though
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Male 311
half of IAB havent been raving before apparently
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Male 2,229
"...but why are the lights blurry?"

The base, it always the base.

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Male 363
Hey, that was me last Friday! =D

and btw dont click on moli25 link thingy. is spam. and so drops the ban hammer.

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Male 23
This is most likely publicity, but I`ve seen men of this size bag some pretty savage females. It`s all in your game.
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Male 60
I agree with Megido. They`re probably just making a request, and taking ridiculous measures to make sure it`s carried out.

Also, I`m not that familiar with DJ stations, but why are the lights blurry?

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Female 4
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Male 5,094
I seem to detect a note of jealousy in some of the comments here. :D
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Male 439
Most desirable my ass, more like "Play this song! Pleeeeeeaaaaas?"
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Male 527
Well he is pretty cute
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Male 845
lol, he cared about his discs more that the girls......says something doesn`t it?
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Male 180
I`d be pissed if that lady spilled that soda she has in her hand on my turntables.
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Male 2,125
Well, when he has a heart-attack, not one of them "ladies" will care.
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Female 1,436
Am I the only one that found this. . . disturbing?
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Female 713
This happens to Dan Deacon all the time.
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Female 5,222
[email protected]
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Female 304
Shove a dorito in his face...yeah that`s sexy B-|
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Female 4,028
Oh yeah, that`s hot...
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Male 5,314
peyump
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Female 84
ahahaha
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Female 1,112
Bar bitches are pathetic......
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Male 690
wow?? this dudes career as a DJ=Epic fail
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Male 38
man if that was me one of those chicks would be getting punched right in the ovary
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Male 21
paamp!!!
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Female 15,763
Dorito me, baby.
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Female 4,197
well hot damn, they guy is the exact double of my neighbour! :D I`m totally showing him this
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Male 2,582
He`s like, "*Buurp*, gotsta...<heavy breathing> press play on, *Buurp*, *faaart*, on mah, <heavy breathing>, CD player..Whoo, soo winded, *Buuuraaap*..Thank you ladies, mar bacon bits plaaase, *burrp*, *hicup*, OK that`s my one song, I gotsta nap..."
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Male 9,306
Altaru: "Why do you think this? It`s not always the `seduction of power` as you put it. Sometimes, the fat guy`s just an awesome person, and sometimes, women are attracted to more than just good looks."

Mainly because I don`t have a lot of faith in humanity anymore. Sure I know where you`re coming from, and yes I do sound very cynical and cold, but when I hear of cures for diseases being ignored because there`s no money in it, or villages full of starving people simply because the leader wants them to die off, and people being selfish and crass over little materialistic things...it tends to jade you a bit.

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Male 160
Is he representing sony?
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Female 63
supersmash made me sad :(
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Male 3,756
He may be the most popular guy in the club, but I think when he packs up all his stuff at 3 a.m. and heads home, all the drunk skanks will have been taken and he`ll go home to play with his two turntables and a microphone all by himself.
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Male 5,190
I want to punch everyone of them "ladies".

I want that Nacho too.

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Male 207
Maybe he`s cousins with Mr. Clean or something!
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Male 462
The link title should have been "how to spot a rich guy."
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Male 1,078
haha.
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Female 509
My brother`s a DJ. This is actually a pretty accurate pic.

Damn groupies.

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Male 3,482
I admire his concentration.

It`s possible that he was using them to hand-feed him instead of them mocking him. After all, a good DJ has both hands on the board most of the time.

"But this? It`s like some blond bombshell running after an old man with money, or a user sucking up to a mod. It`s the seduction of power."

Why do you think this? It`s not always the `seduction of power` as you put it. Sometimes, the fat guy`s just an awesome person, and sometimes, women are attracted to more than just good looks.

That being said...

Chances are, they were mocking him, which makes this pic kind of sad... And proves that they`re all b*tches.

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Male 4,807
I can`t beleive he is ignoring that Dorito chip!!!
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Male 9,306
I can see my friend being "adored" like that. He`s cute, young, and has a great sense of music.

But this? It`s like some blond bombshell running after an old man with money, or a user sucking up to a mod. It`s the seduction of power. :(

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Female 779
Monday, June 22, 2009 6:09:23 PM
I felt kind of bad when I saw this. It seems as though the girls are mocking him.

I`m picking that up too. :(

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Male 7,933
oh how i wish to be him
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Male 8,302
OMG its me before I lost some weight!!!
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Male 446
Yup. Just another night to bear the DJ cross. I always find trying to beat match with the hot, drunk girls standing in the booth, is just plain annoying. I feel for ya brother.
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Female 173
wow.
hawt.
xD
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Female 188
I felt kind of bad when I saw this. It seems as though the girls are mocking him.
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Female 761
I take it before the party started he was 88 pounds lighter.
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Male 1,629
idk i think those girls work for the club so he doesnt die in the middle of the night
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Female 430
xD iLol`ed.
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Male 104
thats pretty true
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Male 15,510
Everybody loves fatties now
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Female 1,697
Play that funky music white boy!
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Male 19,879
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