Most Bad-Assed Chef Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

This is the one chef you don"t want to send your botched order back to.
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Male 233
"This photo is currently unavailable" :/.
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Male 68
SHAME on you all! No one has even mentioned Barret from FFVII yet!
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Male 81
Good for him
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Female 1,984
"Bekll: I shall agree to disagree."

Fine. Continue to be grammatically incorrect.

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Female 1,436
Codmily: Wow, are you new to IAB? If so, my apologies. If not - then you should be used to this. As I see it, correcting someone`s grammar is assisting them. Also, no I am not God, Santa, the Tooth Fairy or the Easter Bunny. I was rationally explaining something that was going on in the threads. :)

Bekll: I shall agree to disagree.

Mostly due to the fact that I am Chat Mod here at IAB and I have users running to PM me about this nonsense can`t we all just agree to disagree? If not, find me in IAB`s chat. This thread has become WAY off topic.

Cheers.

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Female 1,984
"Bekll: Scroll through the comments and review the second one I posted. He should have had the period within the quotations."

I did. What you said was incorrect.

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Male 318
dam. i hope he dosnt wipe with the wronghand.
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Male 1,148
why such the scuff about punctuation? Who cares about it when you`re merely posting on a funny picture.

Well, I found the picture funny!

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Female 360
USFemo girl: I don`t care how much you love grammar there`s no reason to criticize someone who doesn`t feel the need to use proper grammar outside of school or work. Who gives a flying f.uck if they put a damn period in or out of quotation marks. You are not God, are you? NO... So you being what you call a "grammar Nazi" is not going to help anyone out, in fact, I`m pretty sure it`s not going to do anything but make you look like a stuck up want to be smart girl. Shut up, get a life and stop picking on people for the way they type on a free entertainment website. It`s only making you look like a bitch.
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Female 1,436
Bekll: Scroll through the comments and review the second one I posted. He should have had the period within the quotations.

:)

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Male 37
somebody banhammer geeta25 bloody spammer
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Female 1,984
"Shadow: Slugs, wasn`t quoting a title of anything. . . so again - the punctuation should have been inside of the quotation marks. If he was attempting to quote the link`s title it should have been, "Most Bad-Assed Chef Ever" - not what he put."

That is incorrect USFEmoGirl. He needn`t quote an entire title for it to count as the title. He quoted what was in the title. Thus, he put the period outside the quotations.

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Female 1,984
"No, "ediot". Punctuation goes outside the quotes."

At least someone out there knows what I`m talking about.

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Female 1,436
Peloos: You know me. You know I wasn`t being all, "I`m better than you blah, blah, blah, crap, crap, crap." I was just trying to help and educate in regards to grammar. I do the same thing in chat - it actually helps some people. Also, I`m not perfect - I make mistakes too. I never mind if I am corrected.

Devi: It doesn`t make anyone intelligent - it just makes us educated and knowledgeable in that apsect.

Also, flame war over from myside. Back to that badass chef! Hm... wonder if I could hire him for some catering.

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Male 364
Run, it`s the T1000!!!
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Female 1,231
I was expecting some big Islander dude with a mean scowl and a ton of tattoos.

This is far more awesome. X3

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Female 9,572
"I never liked your food..."
"WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT"
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Male 101
I love how his facial expression is just like "hell yes."
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Female 343
dewd.....
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Male 296
"*No comment* " That is comment. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Male 1,085
That`s not an oxygen line....that`s just a crease in the picture that someone scanned...
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Male 257
*No comment*
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Male 257
*No comment*
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Male 4,393
woah...
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Male 2,552
That`s not an oxygen tube in his nose... but what the hell IS it?
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Male 516
"all you have to do is stay a good distance from his oxygen tanks. Then you can say what you like, as he`s out of range"

Ah, so that`s what that is? I just assumed he was really clumsy and managed to slice his face a bit. :P

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Male 959
all you have to do is stay a good distance from his oxygen tanks. Then you can say what you like, as he`s out of range
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Male 9
whaaaaaaaat!!!???....thats so sad in a really strange way
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Male 1,718
I swear he was in 300
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Male 1,623
Those punctuation rules for quotations seem illogical.
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Male 11
edward scissorhands :) yay .......... [email protected] the poor automatons that demand the correct punctuation... who gives a damn its easier to just ignore without being so anally retentive
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Female 718
wow, i bet he has loads of attatchments for that. A hook for panto season! Can`t think of any others :(
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Female 3,726
I was thinking Gordon Ramsey....

who`s this bloody donkey-cow?

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Male 3,819
Well, Dev, if people think that (and they do), whatever helps you feel better about yourself.

Sorry, I think hoity toity, I`m-so-f*cking-better-than-you grammar nazis are some of the most annoying creatures on the face of the planet.

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Male 96
the question is, is that his only knife?
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Male 4,867
i wonder what people call him?
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Female 1,496
"Remember, kids -- a guy with an IQ of 90 can learn the intricacies of a sport AND memorize a 900+ page playbook, given some time.

Just because you did the same thing with the English language and a dictionary doesn`t mean you`re intelligent."

Actually PEEBOY, it does.

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Male 844
I think shreeya1987 needs to be banhammered. There seems to be a lot of spammers lately...
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Male 3,819
A grammar flame war? Really?

Remember, kids -- a guy with an IQ of 90 can learn the intricacies of a sport AND memorize a 900+ page playbook, given some time.

Just because you did the same thing with the English language and a dictionary doesn`t mean you`re intelligent.

=)

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Male 3,819
Whoa.
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Male 180
I just thought of something. What about masturbating with that hand?

And I laughed at the grammar war I accidenly started. I apoligise. I wasn`t even concerned with the grammar itself, I just thought he shouldn`t kill our lulz by trying to be correct, saying he isn`t the most awesome chef ever and that he just has a knife for a hand; which in his book isn`t cool.

And USFEmogirl
"Heil Grammatik"

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Male 5,189
kusanagi Your my hero. I used Your on purpose bahaha. Im so evul.
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Male 413
I wonder if hes related to the bad guy from Enter the Dragon?
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Female 1,436
Shadow: You are sooo right about us debating everything! LOL! We are all friendly about it though! Also, come join us in the chat - I want to meet you. Hit chat on the top of IAB`s page. To answer your question though - No. It must be the title. I accept NOTHING less than the correct titles! So, do most grammar nazis. He should have clearly stated the title!!!!
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Male 313
i wonder how he lost that arm. or how soon he`l lose his other from it.
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Male 1,232
Looks like he takes his job seriously. I wouldn`t mess with that gay.
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Female 282
f the grammar, if this was specially made then can anything be possible?
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Female 165
I believe this is another example of making lemonade out of lemons, yes?
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Male 2,125
Kusanagi,
Welcome to IAB. In here we argue about anything and everything =D

USFEmoGirl: I guess I should`ve checked his quote properly. Well, he did kinda state the title in a different way. Wouldn`t that still mean the punctuation goes outside? Just curious.

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Male 612
Well thats handy....get it, HANDY!!!
Oh the simplicity
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Male 183
Ahh, the interwebs. A place where everyone is a teacher and where people, for some reason, care about grammar. Dear God, leave the quotation marks alone people!!! Unless I completely missed something, I`m sure it was a typo or the person didn`t care either.... I want a prosthetic like that. It would be nifty when opening packages, acting all ninja, and chasing after small children who do bad things.
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Female 1,436
cpmontalvo: If you are quoting another author in a research paper or essay - then yes - the punctuation would go outside of the quotation marks and after whatever is in parentheses. The last part of link - I`ve NEVER heard of. I have been in college for five years and I have never seen that in my life. I doubt anyone would actually accept that as correct grammar - besides that site.

Shadow: Slugs, wasn`t quoting a title of anything. . . so again - the punctuation should have been inside of the quotation marks. If he was attempting to quote the link`s title it should have been, "Most Bad-Assed Chef Ever" - not what he put. :-)


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Male 2,125
USFEmoGirl,
It`s a title, so it should go OUTSIDE the quotation marks.
It`s also from the example from rule 2 of your link =)
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Female 523
that`s awesome! there`s this kid at my college who has a hook attachment.. but this is even better!
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Male 308
lemme practice my stabin skillz.. HAHA!! HAHA!!! why you running red? face it like a man.. HAHA! HAHA!
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Male 438
Nightshifter
Isn`t that Corey Feldman??

Thinking the same thing.

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Male 5
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Female 1,436
To all the individuals that DON`T know punctuation. . . Please, allow me to help you in your time of pure ignorance.

The period, question mark or exclamation mark ALWAYS goes INSIDE quotations. Please, click this link and remember: KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.

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Female 1,436
That is a crinkle in the picture - not an oxygen tank tube.

This chef is completely badass!!! He would win EVERY cooking competition!

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Male 513

Isn`t that Corey Feldman??
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Female 512
"I still say that`s an oxygen tube going into his nose. You can clearly see the tube running up his shirt."

It looks more like the original photo has been laminated (or covered in plastic of some sort) & there`s a bubble or something similar running along the width of the photo. No oxygen tube stops halfway across your face.

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Male 456
I bet he lost his arm while chopping up some vegetables or some poo
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Male 28
whoa Gordon Ramsay is a chump compared to this guy!
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Male 2,125
No, "ediot". Punctuation goes outside the quotes.
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Male 1
Bekll, you`re a retard. Punctuation goes within the quotes.

This dude would own the iron chef.

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Female 1,984
-"Having a knife attachment for your prosthetic arm doesn`t make you a "Bad-Assed Chef". It just means he has a knife for a hand."
Since you want to be correct about anything and kill our lulz, the period goes inside the quotations.-

The period goes after the word "chef"? No, slugs was correct. It goes outside the quotations. *laughs*

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Female 713
I wonder if it`s automatic?
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Female 3,562
I still say that`s an oxygen tube going into his nose. You can clearly see the tube running up his shirt.
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Male 180
"Having a knife attachment for your prosthetic arm doesn`t make you a "Bad-Assed Chef". It just means he has a knife for a hand."

Since you want to be correct about anything and kill our lulz, the period goes inside the quotations.

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Male 1,685
I am a Sous Chef and the first thing I thought when i saw this was "Buffalo Chopper".

its a mean piece of equipment that could easily do that to someone careless.. ...
good times in the kitchen!

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Female 344
he sounds cool to get to know
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Female 15,763
OH MY GOD.

I need to become a chef.

Fuuuuu...

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Male 2,582
It`s Corey Feldman!
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Male 20
I hope he has a knife block beside his bed.
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Male 357
ok, can we ban cougarselina? I hate having to see Spam!
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Female 173
he reminds me of that stabbing robot in Futurama.
ahh, yes. Roberto.
practicin` his stabbin`.
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Male 274
LOL I think that he was learn to use a knife when.....
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Male 296
GO!GO! GADGET KNIFE-HAND!!!!
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Female 1,682
gotta admit. that is pretty bad-ass.
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Male 5,189
Sushi Masta!
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Female 901
HA!!
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Male 2,172
Edward miracle blades hands.
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Male 121
That`s just sweet!
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Male 308
wait.... isnt it bad-ass or badass. not bad assed... thats just weird.
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Male 931
he will end you...
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Male 149
Bet his sauces are lumpy as drat!
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Male 357
Hey, I don`t have anything against the guy. I`m just saying that picture doesn`t show how he`s a badass chef.
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Male 115
!!!???!!!
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Female 87
Well slugs you go tell him that and tell the rest of us how it goes.
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Male 15,510
Edward scissorhands Son!
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Male 516
Corey Haim???
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Male 1,505
That`s no chef...THAT`S A PIRATE!
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Male 3,014
v Plus I imagine it`d be a bit difficult to hide the murder weapon afterwards.
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Male 357
Having a knife attachment for your prosthetic arm doesn`t make you a "Bad-Assed Chef". It just means he has a knife for a hand.
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Male 3,014
Gordon Ramsay?

*clicks link*

Oh... yeah, yeah I suppose you wouldn`t want to piss him off either.

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Male 422
A lare empty mansion on top of a mountain called, they need your hand back.
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Male 22
its not an oxygen tube it does not continue around the rest of his face and it is not his boy freinds man musturd. it is infact light lamantion or other opticual mishap not the picture
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Male 864
You`re all wrong. He just got done spending time with his boyfriend.
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Male 107
Did he get vacuum wrapped?
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Male 191
actually, I think its laminated or something, and just a wrinkle. no string, no oxygen tube. possibly light. but not an actual part of the picture.
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Female 1,407
Kudos, Mr. Chef!
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Female 3,562
It`s an oxygen tube going into his nose to help him breathe. I wonder if he was in a horrible accident or if he was born this way?
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Female 192
No, it`s bad-ass string. It`ll cut you, bitch.
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Male 79
Frigin epic

(to melissa921 i think its a stream of light)

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Female 193
what`s that on his face? string?
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Male 9
I would love to see him in action at sushi place lol
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Male 20,917
Link: Most Bad-Assed Chef Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - This is the one chef you don`t want to send your botched order back to.
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