Meet Heaven`s 2009 Starting Basketball Team [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

Too soon?
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Female 2
No, jmanbaseball he died in his home in Tampa, it`s just his funeral that was in PA (since her grew up there and such).
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Male 1,647
ImmortalZach: LMFAO
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Male 1,590
And that`s just for June...
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Male 438
I once replaced my Orange Juice with Orange Glo on accident. But the toilet had never been cleaner.
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Male 438
Souljah23
Billy Mays was the only person that I actually cared about when I heard the bad news... I sat down and drank some oxyclean as I vomited with rage!
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Male 168
OMFG, Billy May`s died? Iv`e been watching the news all week and all I`ve heard about is Jacko. He died in PA (where i live) while I was in Virginia. I just got back today and for the first time ever I watched his new retarded show Pitchmen. God Damn what a weird-ass coincidence. Btw who are the 2 old guys? I think i recognize the one between MJ and Mays but I`m not sure.
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Male 480
Why is it basketball team? You think a more logical team would be like drama or acting. Even CNN`s new news crew, With Mikey J. as the weather man... Billy M. as sports... Farrah F. as anchor woman and the two old dudes as whoever...
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Female 173
They`re dropping like flies, I tell you.
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Male 207
Billy Mays was the only person that I actually cared about when I heard the bad news... I sat down and drank some oxyclean as I vomited with rage!
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Male 356
ed mcmahaon can`t play basketball. and Michael Jackson didn`t go to heaven. he went to children`s hospital and had a stroke.
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Female 254
They say celebrities die in threes, but Billy Mays will throw in an EXTRA one for the same LOW COST.

Oh whatever, I`m goin` to hell anyway.

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Female 282
and to think its all within the month :(
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Male 28
ra awesome
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Male 197
1st @ obeydarklord... If you loved David Carradine, don`t look up how he died.

2nd... Is it too late for Bea Arthur to be in this pic? that would make 6 (two sets of 3)

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Female 2,084
yes, too soon. i mean, michael and billy aren`t even buried yet. and farrah barely had her funeral today.
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Male 215
Hehe, I love to see people freaking out when then find out, here, that some of these people died... I imagine if ur a big fan, u would follow ur idol a bit closer!

You know, www.cnn.com is a free website! =)

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Female 6
I will surely miss all the new Billy Mays infomercials parodies on youtube that will never be....
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Male 9
@ Fox4Brawl

I would have loved Billy Mays yelling at me to eat tacos.:-(

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Male 1,360
david carradine died? oh noes!
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Male 3,915
god i will forever miss billy mays....=(
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Female 713
Awesome.
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Male 233
idk if anyone knows this or not, but billy mays had JUST signed a contract with Taco Bell to do commercials for em. Quite upsetting.
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Female 77
Yes, way too soon. Especially since it`s only been a few days since the constant deaths. :/
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Male 3,755
Yeah right, Gasol is soft. Billy Mays would dominate the paint.
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Male 16
The Lakers will frickin destroy them.
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Male 1,256
Way too soon.


That being said, this is really funny!

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Male 3,755
With that Moot guy winning that influential poll from Time Magazine, I think the whole 4chan secrecy thing is dead. Besides, it`s a commie site. I read through the rules and one of them is not to speak ill of Moot or the site. Is that site based out of North Korea?
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Male 678
invader0tal, first of all, you`re too young to be going there. Second of all, everyone knows about /b/ now. Besides, those rules were made for invasions.
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Male 218
sad...
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Male 548
I don`t think they`d be very good at basketball actually..
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Male 23
lol... there gonna beat hell by far, this season!
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Female 46
Wasabi13, Dude not cool. Rules 1 and 2.
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Female 291
not funny 2 joke bout the deceased. but at least they said "heaven`s" bball team. i fail to c the humor in this thou. evn if they wernt dead.
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Female 265
wow with all the MJ drama i didnt even know Billy died...that sucks
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Male 35
Sweet Somethingorother, someone`s been stealing from /b/ again.
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Female 257
Making jokes about dead people: People only do it because they have nothing better to joke about.
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Female 297
Yah, it`s a tad bit early.... gee, when you look at them all in a picture, it`s crazy we lost so many so soon
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Male 740
i dont get it. with the basketball team and all
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Female 1,043
We never expected Billy`s death...*sob*
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Female 87
David carradine started it, damn you beatrix!
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Male 1,523
Not Billy... *teardrop*
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Female 1,566
Nooo, Billyyyy! What will I do at at two in the morning now?! Never again will your screaming voice and dazzling beard ravage me with another beautiful infomercial demonstration. -sobs-
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Female 231
Dude, not cool. It`s been like, 3 days.
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Female 346
Oh billy... I will miss you the most.
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Male 486
Yep. Too soon.
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Male 569
this made me sad
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Female 9,572
I sware Heaven is going to have the best band/consert ever by the time I get there.
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Male 37
Awesome.
They won`t lose a game. Ever. In eternity. Probably.
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Male 111
This just in! Hell has drafted MJ!
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Female 2,672
have Jacko at PF, he`d love to have some guy "backing him down"
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Male 1,148
haha, nice
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Male 2,510
no no no,Farah is just filling in for patrick swayze.
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Female 397
farrah fawcet had long nipples... weird.
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Male 188
If someone abused my child the way they say he abused other children, there would be no settling out of court. I would want him dead but might settle for having him thrown in prison. There is no price high enough for my child`s innocence. Those people were money hungry.
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Male 995
and I think ctucker is right, lyckosam. What a conundrum. Let`s all take sides :)

Whereas I don`t definitely know (I can`t prove)that he was guilty, I know that if I were innocent, I wouldn`t go for a economic settlement.

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Male 17
"How good can a basketball team gonna be with no black guys on it? lol"

Michael Jackson used to be black, so he should be at least halfway decent.

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Male 128
MadhatterVTR "He was never charged, so we dont know if he really did or not... get your facts straight"

he was never charged because he stopped it from going to court by settling out of court. so yeah you`re right never charged because he paid them to stfu. maybe you should get the facts straight.

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Male 193
Baalthazaq is right. That is all.
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Male 3,619
Buddahfinger, Michael jackson dosn`t count?
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Male 1,596
they`re dropping like flys - michael jackson`s flys when in the company of teenage kids
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Male 149
How good can a basketball team gonna be with no black guys on it? lol
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Male 2,172
You guys can add Patrick Swayze to the list...
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Male 4,546
"He def did it".

Yes because the idea that someone tried to get money out of a rich guy is just so out there that it is unbelieveable?

You argument is what? That he`s famous and therefore automatically guilty?

The truth of the matter is, you don`t know.
It is equally believable that someone would accuse MJ of something to get his money.

Once that occurred there it didn`t matter if he was guilty or not, the media would have treated him exactly the same way. The jokes would have been the same, the reaction would have been the same, etc.

There is no way, sitting from where you`re sitting, that you`d know he was guilty. (Unless you are currently sitting on his penis, which I find unlikely).

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Female 317
"He was never charged, so we dont know if he really did or not... get your facts straight"

sorry to burst your bubble but he def did it! its just that in America people with fame and money rarely/never get convicted (OJ anyone?)

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Male 555
Not possible for MJ to actually be in heaven. I`m a preachers kid, I have direct access to this information (lol)
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Male 237
stupid yanks
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Male 198
"let`s ruin some thoughts here. the guy who died while having sex with a person who was not his wife and who died while choking himself for said sex sorry not going to heaven. oh look another guy who has on many occasions sexually harassed little boys...last time i checked not getting into heaven. yeah i`m a dick but oh well. someone needs to speak the truth."

He was never charged, so we dont know if he really did or not... get your facts straight

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Male 128
let`s ruin some thoughts here. the guy who died while having sex with a person who was not his wife and who died while choking himself for said sex sorry not going to heaven. oh look another guy who has on many occasions sexually harassed little boys...last time i checked not getting into heaven. yeah i`m a dick but oh well. someone needs to speak the truth.
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Male 914
i could really care less if they are all celebrities...and i don`t really care that they all died...like others who already commented; hundreds of people die everyday and i don`t think being a celebrity makes your death anymore special...but everything about this post is just plain stupid and not funny...basketball team?? wtf??...are you really that desperate for a laugh??
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Female 864
it`s never too soon .
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Male 215
"5 Celebs die... people freak out.
150 people die in a plane crash today...and nobody cares. We humans are so lovely."

What, a plane crashed today? Oh God, I hope there wasn`t any celebrities on board, that would be awful

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Female 3,726
"Monday, June 29, 2009 11:10:41 PM
the guy in the middle is Billy Mays. Hes the guy who did pitches for like every product ever invented."
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And that equals a celebrity status?? And this post was kind of tasteless.
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Male 538
k this isn`t funny.

not because its too soon but because none of them played basketball. it was probably meant to be a nice picture, but whoever posted it felt they had to be funny (fail on that count, too) and put an idiotic caption.. gtfo.

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Female 344
so many dead in so little time but all so funny
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Female 99
second guy from left is Ed McMahon, he was basically Johnny Carson`s sidekick when Carson did Late Night.
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Female 99
the guy in the middle is Billy Mays. Hes the guy who did pitches for like every product ever invented.
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Female 650
boeingguy787
Male, 13-17, Canada
742 Posts Monday, June 29, 2009 7:56:10 PM
"Who`s coaching"

bea arthur.

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Male 416
The kung fu guy killed himself (accidently?) through self-bondage. Michael Jackson (probably?) OD`d. I never knew Farrah Focette and definitely don`t know Mr. Second from the Right.

Erm, the Kung Ku guy is second from right...
Who`s second from left and middle ones?

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Female 35
Not at all. They`re in heaven. Now if it was hell that would be different.
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Male 1,496
The only one who will be missed is Billy.

The kung fu guy killed himself (accidently?) through self-bondage. Michael Jackson (probably?) OD`d. I never knew Farrah Focette and definitely don`t know Mr. Second from the Right.

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Female 1,186
Ow. Why didn`t I see this coming? And who says they`re all going to heaven...? .-.
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Male 172
Wait, a basketball team with no blacks on it?
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Female 215
No Bea Arthur?
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Male 174
Yeah, I`m gonna go ahead and agree with Raccoon.
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Male 219
Negative One... Win, just total win
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Female 1,269
aw
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Male 3,755
"5 Celebs die... people freak out.
150 people die in a plane crash today...and nobody cares. We humans are so lovely."

Hundreds of thousands of poeple die of starvation everyday. Nobody cares.

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Female 340
If Chuck Norris goes, the internet will dissolve itself in a massive electronic black hole, and the large hadron collider will explode.
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Female 1,386
5 Celebs die... people freak out.
150 people die in a plane crash today...and nobody cares. We humans are so lovely.
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Male 2,582
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Female 112
Aww, Billy :(
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Male 2,148
Joke`s on you guys, even in heaven white men can`t jump. Michael Jackson included.
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Female 1,412
meh not great.

makes me sad that so many celebs died already this year, though

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Female 96
hey hey hey mr. send55 BOB SAGET IS IMMUNE TO CELEBRITY DEATH SYNDROME!


Wow... I wonder what will happen to the internet when CHUCK NORRIS dies!?

People will go NUTS!

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Female 572
dumb
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Male 2,506
Bernie is probably down there D:
Its such a dark day, none of the celebrities you want to die did (tom cruise) But the amazing ones all passed D`;
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Male 76
soaperguy29=grammar nazi.
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Male 3,755
I agree, primetime. But I`d rather she return to her Charlie`s Angels days.

soaperguy, you are right my friend. I hate being wrong.

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Male 7,933
"P.S. I`m assuming that when you go to heaven you return to a better looking time in your life. "

She could come in at 65 and she`d still turn heads

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Male 99
ps = post script

pss = post script script <-- wrong

pps = post post script <-- correct

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Male 3,755
Farrah and MJ could get invovled in a two-person game. Farrah could get naked and then MJ would be the only one not to get distracted and then he could just drive down the lane and score.

P.S. I`m assuming that when you go to heaven you return to a better looking time in your life.

P.S.S. Basketball lends itself to plenty of sexual innuendos. For example, you have to penetrate to score.

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Male 5,189
Love how Billy is all "Yeaa, Im awesome!!"
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Male 308
hey. i just saw this on /r/
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Male 315
"so this means that child molesters go to heaven??"

HEY! Forget about what he did or didn`t do, Ed McMahon was a SAINT!

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Male 690
@DVLDRVR666

I agree. He looks more like a bowler.

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Male 391
ha mooshoo thats a zinger
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Male 215
"so this means that child molesters go to heaven??"

Sure, it`s actually quite popular in the Catholic church!

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Male 612
I always thought of Billy Mays as more of a bowler
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Male 98
Billy Mays would be the top Scorer
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Female 19
so this means that child molesters go to heaven??
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Male 203
Can`t Farrah be the cheerleader?
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Male 32
I dunno, I think Billy Mays should be the golden-hearted underdog.
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Male 612
Who`s coaching?
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Male 318
just hang on the guy from AFV will be there in a month
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Male 203
`none of these death`s were tragic so its drating hilarious`

Carradine`s was pretty tragic, he died in a wanking accident ffs :D

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Male 3,755
Tangello, shhh! Come over here real quick. I don`t wanna say this in front of everyone and embarrass you, so I`ll whisper...I think that`s the joke.
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Male 123
good point...
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Female 901
"none of them are black"
well, MJ was.
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Male 3,755
Billy Mays will be point guard so he can yell out plays. Ed McMahon will be good for getting assists. MJ can post up because no one will want to touch him. Kung Fu can slash to the paint and Farrah can set picks with her nips poking out and distract all the other players.

We have quite a team here.

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Male 1,629
"primetimekin
Male, 13-17, Southern US
7316 Posts Monday, June 29, 2009 6:36:49 PM
"Well according to South Park, for something tragic to be funny you have to wait 22.3 years. So no, not funny. Shame on you Fancy."
So I can finally make fun of lennon now?"

none of these death`s were tragic so its drating hilarious

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Female 15,763
"too bad they won`t win many games, none of them are black."

Or Asian.

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Male 1,505
LMFAO. It`s *never* too soon.
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Female 15,763
"The only person up there who came remotely close to MJ`s fame was Farrah Fawcett. That picture is almost a nobody sandwich."

Kids these days...

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Male 612
too bad they won`t win many games, none of them are black.
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Male 7,933
"Well according to South Park, for something tragic to be funny you have to wait 22.3 years. So no, not funny. Shame on you Fancy."

So I can finally make fun of lennon now?

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Male 7,933
"The only person up there who came remotely close to MJ`s fame was Farrah Fawcett. That picture is almost a nobody sandwich."

No way in Hell is Farah Fawcett more famous than Billy Mays.

The rest were all Had Beens. Farah isnt doing anymore poster, Michael lost it along with the 90s, I havent heard about Carradine in a while, and Johnny is no longer here Ed.

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Male 10,855
Really fancylad? I don`t mind the 10 pics we get every so often. But this? Come on. This is just in bad taste. >(
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Male 2,688
"The only person up there who came remotely close to MJ`s fame was Farrah Fawcett. That picture is almost a nobody sandwich."

Ed McMahon and David Carradine nobodies??? Are you retarded????

David Carradine was a LEGEND in the martial arts film industry. Ed McMahon was not only a legend in Hollywood, but has been the center of BILLIONS of dollars going to national charities.

Each is a legend in their own right. So get bent, dumba$$....

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Male 431
what???? michael jackson is dead???? why did i have to find out this way!!??

ummm sorry

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Male 2,582
lol, the Devils team would totally stomp this team. None of these people where any good at basketball. Except for perhaps David Carradine.
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Male 215
"I`m bummed to find out about David Carradine this way"

Well then, may I suggest reading the paper next time? Or perhaps spending 5 seconds a day at cnn.com =)

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Male 7,378
The only person up there who came remotely close to MJ`s fame was Farrah Fawcett. That picture is almost a nobody sandwich.
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Male 967
Definitely LOL-worthy.
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Male 4,004
I`m bummed to find out about David Carradine this way.
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Female 857
Just a little.
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Female 1,004
You sure they`ll all be in Heaven, now?
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Male 868
That would be one awful team.
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Male 756
Well according to South Park, for something tragic to be funny you have to wait 22.3 years. So no, not funny. Shame on you Fancy.
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Male 82
nope not soon enough
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Male 20,917
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