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Category: Weird
Date: 06/19/09 12:30 PM

146 Responses to Medieval Chasity Belt [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Link: Medieval Chasity Belt - Anyone have any idea how this thing works? Or where you position it?
  2. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 11:18 am
    Any woman who wore one of these...let`s just say the spiky bits would be cause for pause for any man!
  3. Profile photo of parasite159
    parasite159 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    and the bottom hole is the wrong hole ;)
  4. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    This just puts a question into the light...

    "Is it worth it?"

    I think all men here on iab knows that answer

  5. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Despite the obvious problems for a man with this...how was this thing even the slightest bit comfortable for a woman to wear.

    Not to mention how one would use the restroom and clean up afterwards. Ick.

  6. Profile photo of parasite159
    parasite159 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    now that i say that, i cant get the image of one of those playdough machines out if my head
  7. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Taking a crap while wearing that thing would be like squeezing Play Doh through a Fun Factory. Look, mommy! She`s making a churro!
  8. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    .....
    Ow.
  9. Profile photo of jhe394
    jhe394 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    good lord.
  10. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5480 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    I believe that is a Venetian chastity belt. One hole in the belt over, well each hole on the female. haha. They would typically be taken off for restroom usage, but keep in mind the person who would go to these extremes to guarantee chastity would also have a full time staff, like a modern day nanny, keeping an eye on the child. They also had make chastity belts.
  11. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5480 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:04 pm

  12. Profile photo of mawumba
    mawumba Female 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    yikes...
  13. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    fuvken belunan.... your a creep

    that was funne

  14. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    OOOOOoooo Kinky!!
  15. Profile photo of randasaur
    randasaur Female 18-29
    50 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    And I thought thongs were uncomfortable...
  16. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    And you wonder why some people are gay..
  17. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    Sometimes being small isn`t a bad thing.
  18. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    "And you wonder why some people are gay"

    i thought it wasnt a choice

  19. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    It was invented by Youmai Cutchacockov.
  20. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    "I`m stuck" has a whole new meaning here, owch!!!
  21. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    spending the night at Neverland Ranch?
  22. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    is it not fairly obvious where you position it?
  23. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    Friday, June 19, 2009 1:24:16 PM
    It was invented by Youmai Cutchacockov.

    Laaaaaaame. XD

  24. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    Trouble with this is that it would be harder to get it back out then it was getting in, like a finger in a coke can.
  25. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    evil eye, i think it goes on so its harder to get in
  26. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    its for girls to wear, right?
  27. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    Glendower, thats possibly the idea but if you ever seen someone put their finger in a coke can or head in a fence gap you will notice getting in is the easy part.

    Now picture the finger is your penis, the coke can is the spiky hole and the space your stuck in is the horrified lady...

  28. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    It`s not SUPPOSE to be `comfortable` to wear. you know if you got a hard on in that thing (the penis chastity belt) it`d be PAINFUL since the penis can`t go UP!

    It was in the medievil ages where they thought mastubartion was a sin! So you wore it during the night, too!!

  29. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    PS: My typo sucks `cause I`m tipsy so LAY OFF IT GRAMMAR NAZIS.
  30. Profile photo of MikeW
    MikeW Male 30-39
    137 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    The groom may have a virgin on his wedding night, but her bits and pieces are going to be all infected, nastified and encrustulated with dried poo balls. Poor girl =(
  31. Profile photo of stemsnseeds
    stemsnseeds Female 18-29
    6 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    why are there 2 holes? Is one for your butthole?
  32. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    HEY! They liked anal! Rock on medieval dudes! =)
  33. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    "PS: My typo sucks `cause I`m tipsy so LAY OFF IT GRAMMAR NAZIS."

    You should have put a comma after "tipsy". Is that really so hard?

  34. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Imagine if you`re constipated. It would like having two sphincters.
  35. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    Meh, wouldn`t stop me... my winkie is small enough to fit inside that without getting a scratch! :-D
  36. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    dirty thoughts going through...
  37. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Like a venus fly trap... in a way.
  38. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
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    June 19, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    stopping whores from both vaginal and anal? lol.
  39. Profile photo of diverdown
    diverdown Male 40-49
    177 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    First thing iI thought of was "the shocker".
  40. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    Just looks evil...
  41. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    Its a form of birth control.
    When worn, it turns a woman`s snatch into a venus fly trap.
  42. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    lol poo shape stars
  43. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    O____o I see. It looks funny.
  44. Profile photo of Phosphoreign
    Phosphoreign Male 30-39
    308 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    This may come as a surprise, however, in most cases these devices were worn willingly. In that day and age, a trip 20 miles down the road, with your wife and daughter was a truly perilous thing... you were likely to be attacked... wives/daughters wore these to discourage anyone from trying to rape them... it allowed for using the bathroom, but if a rape was attempted the perpetrator was going to leave without his member. Pretty discouraging... (source: Museum of Torture, Carcasonne, France)
  45. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Frit-
    just shut up.
  46. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    Thank you Phosphoreign, for being the only one who has commented correctly here.

    For the confused, these were not meant to be worn by men, nor were they intended to keep the women in your family from cheating. (Okay, maybe in some cases... sluts have always existed)

    They were intended to PROTECT a woman`s "chastity". Rape was a very common occurrence, especially during times of war. If men left the women of their community behind while they went off to fight, it was obvious that any number of horrible things could take place in their absence, including raids on their community by opposing forces (read: rape and pillage).

    Obviously men would want the virtue of their wives and daughters kept intact, and even more obviously the women wanted to avoid being forcibly "taken" in the event of an attack or raid, so yes, they were often worn quite willingly.

  47. Profile photo of albanach
    albanach Female 18-29
    57 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Couldn`t have said it better, Phosphoreign and osirisascend.
  48. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    "why are there 2 holes? Is one for your butthole?"
    Your powers of observation are quite astute.
  49. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Ahhhhh! -grabs self-

    ((The question has been answered, no reason for me to answer again.))

  50. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    *faint*
  51. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    Funny stuff is, nowdays some people out there will use it more like a "pleasure device"
  52. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    there is a modern version of it called the rapex, it turns a womans magonga into a lamprey

  53. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    Damn... Can`t imagine the chafing that must go on while wearing these things.
  54. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    Well, that`s two entrances taken care of. If they came up with one to keep the mouth closed, though, it might still be in use today!
  55. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    well looking at the shapes.. im sure you can figure out what goes where
  56. Profile photo of chicobartend
    chicobartend Male 18-29
    251 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    The Rapex is being used in africa to prevent the rampant rapes that are happening there. The offender has to get that thing removed by a doctor (see the little barbs) and then the authorities can be called and the f**kface can be arrested.
  57. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    ew...tetnus anyone?
  58. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Um, how does the poor girl go to the bathroom without getting shredded doo doo all over herself?
  59. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    This is more than likley a fake. Most chastity belts were relativley simple affairs - it`s a common misconception that they were torturous-looking devices such as the one pictured.
  60. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    ive heard of the rapex, and i fully support the concept and its use to curb sexual assault. but just the thought of it makes me wanna curl up in a corner and cry
  61. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    lol penis and butthole protector

    though they`re a little too spaced apart

  62. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    It`s unlikely to be a medieval chastity belt, as there is no evidence chastity belts existed back then. There are quite a few later fakes, but no sign of them before Victorian times. Chastity belts are far more common now than they`ve ever been, as part of dom/sub play.

    This may have been a torture device - judging by the joint, it looks like the spikes are facing inwards. But even then it would probably have been a much later fake. There was money to be made in Victorian times with "proof" of how Victorian society was so much more civilised than the past.

  63. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    looks like you flip it over on its self and put the opening at the hole protecting the only thing they wanted to protect. the things are spaced just enough to overlap if you fold the middle
  64. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    Don`t put your wieners in that!!!
  65. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    im buying one for when i get a daughter
  66. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    is that a vajajay defense system or a todger toturer
  67. Profile photo of butji
    butji Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    i like that it has buttsecks protection too :P
  68. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    This will haunt my dreams forever.
  69. Profile photo of hefalump
    hefalump Male 18-29
    71 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    yup. that`s definitely got a back door lock included
  70. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    oh wow, that is some serious stuff there.
  71. Profile photo of ElleWilde
    ElleWilde Female 13-17
    64 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    thats some scary poo
  72. Profile photo of Haggus
    Haggus Male 30-39
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    June 19, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    I think of a Play Doh fun factory when I see the buttsecks protection, wonder if they had other shapes.
  73. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    My guess is - this was meant for a bigger girl. Also, I have seen these before. . . although they hadn`t included the back door section.
  74. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    "thats some scary poo"

    Literally. Can you imagine going through the backdoor at a time when hygiene wasn`t exactly that great?

  75. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    Haggus brought some very disturbing images to mind...
  76. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    June 19, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    I`m crying just IMAGINING the excruciating pain this thing would cause...
  77. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    June 19, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Unless it`s really tight, that thing would slip off...and it would hurt like hell/be very uncomfortable!
  78. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    AHHH!!! *screams n runs away*
  79. Profile photo of jaygreer3000
    jaygreer3000 Female 13-17
    32 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    okay its made like a thong but there are two holes....get the picture
    sss ahh would like that on esspecially with spikes....
  80. Profile photo of Iheartpears
    Iheartpears Female 18-29
    26 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    how would you wipe after going number 2 in that thing?
  81. Profile photo of NerdBurger
    NerdBurger Female 13-17
    87 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    That made me cringe
  82. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    June 19, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Iheartpears: very, VERY carefully.
  83. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    kinky =D
  84. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    O_O
  85. Profile photo of Avernyia
    Avernyia Female 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    It is placed around the weist of the woman, the longer opening placed at the vagina, ans the smaller over the anus. The barbs are angled outward to all attempts to enter would be easily thwarted.
    These devices were not meant to be worn for extended periods of time, as they obviously would become really nasty quickly, leading to problems and possible injury to the woman.

    Back then they were not big on hygiene. A family that was rich enough to own one of these devices would probably only take baths one or twice a week, if that.

  86. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    The picture in the back is kind of cool. There`s a naked lady at least. I think. And where are everyone`s hands?
  87. Profile photo of Avernyia
    Avernyia Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    PS. To Angilion, I doubt OP was correct in saying it came from the time period they are suggesting, I am not sure. I know they were used in the times of Feudalism, however. But this is most definately a chastity belt. They did not all look the same, many being almost like a metal pair of panties.
  88. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
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    June 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    Spoil the rod, spare the child.
  89. Profile photo of lostinmexico
    lostinmexico Male 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    Are we really not sure how it`s positioned? Because it seems fairly obvious.
    Oh wait, those are EYE holes. For the crooked faced girl down the street.
  90. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    ya know, i think it`s quite something that these things were designed to keep a person`s mind off sex and genitals but how can you stop thinking of those when you have a hunking piece of iron strapped to your waist, invading those areas...
  91. Profile photo of porcpineandy
    porcpineandy Female 18-29
    8 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    ....i`d be terrified.
  92. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    A womans vagina was on that way back when.
  93. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    Oh no no no, nothing with spikes is going ANYWHERE near my hoo-ha.
  94. Profile photo of skite111
    skite111 Male 30-39
    99 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    They were designed to cut off the penis of anyone willing to try and do the kings woman.
  95. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    "ya know, i think it`s quite something that these things were designed to keep a person`s mind off sex and genitals but how can you stop thinking of those when you have a hunking piece of iron strapped to your waist, invading those areas..."

    It`s not about not having sex. It`s about preventing unwanted sex. It seems like they couldn`t figure out that the crease behind the knee, is AWESOME for raping...

  96. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    "I know they were used in the times of Feudalism, however."

    How do you know that, Avernvia? The earliest known chastity belt is Victorian, i.e. centuries after feudalism ended.

  97. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    263 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    no those are just really cool glases that cup your eyes
  98. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    Call the locksmith!!
  99. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    Looks fun.
  100. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 12:25 am
    ouch
  101. Profile photo of spacetiger
    spacetiger Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 12:39 am
    I can see how this would be effective... and ouch for both the person wearing the apparatus and the person trying to invade it...
  102. Profile photo of Fyrebug
    Fyrebug Female 18-29
    35 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:01 am
    NOFX14 ..... Heck yeah!! Robin Hood: Men in Tights
    Great movie!
  103. Profile photo of xGRiMx
    xGRiMx Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2009 at 1:01 am
    there`s so many things i could say about this.. i`m just going to say that it must be really cold when you put it on
  104. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 1:31 am
    That would be so mank to wear :O
  105. Profile photo of GTrain
    GTrain Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 1:42 am
    One for the the pink, and one for the stink. I`d guess.
  106. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 2:26 am
    ahahaha you can put it in, but you wont wanna pull him out. Ouch!
  107. Profile photo of partyyyy
    partyyyy Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 3:00 am
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
  108. Profile photo of silver_speak
    silver_speak Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 3:19 am
    That looks painful on so many levels...
  109. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2009 at 3:44 am
    Ummm wow. I think I know where it goes. Owch.
  110. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 3:54 am
    i wish they had that now it be good for some people
  111. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 4:18 am
    ouch!
  112. Profile photo of miauw
    miauw Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 4:28 am
    I wonder what someone`s poo looks like when it comes out of there... funny shapes I guess
  113. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
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    June 20, 2009 at 5:06 am
    medieval? i know people who still use these...
  114. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:21 am
    ohho, my god...
  115. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
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    June 20, 2009 at 6:10 am
    large woman look at space for the taint
  116. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 6:13 am
    "I wonder what someone`s poo looks like when it comes out of there... funny shapes I guess "

    like that play-doh factory toy!

  117. Profile photo of dlemaire
    dlemaire Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 7:08 am
    WOW Banana. I was thinking it, and you said it.
  118. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 7:33 am
    just made the mistake of imagining putting my penis into one of those spiky things.
    And it hurts.
    Bad.
  119. Profile photo of horsie
    horsie Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 7:39 am
    Well id assume that the top one (from our POV) goes over the vagina, and the bottom one goes over the anus. thats the only way i could think of it anyway.
  120. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    June 20, 2009 at 8:36 am
    Bet the bloody thing stings when you sit down wearing that
  121. Profile photo of xxkangrixx
    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:52 am
    Horsie is right. That`s how you would put it on.
    It works kind of like the RapeX where if u try to stick your penis into either the vagina or the anus, the spikes will catch onto your penis as you try to pull back out.
  122. Profile photo of french88
    french88 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 9:00 am
    I`m not even a guy but that would be mighty painful. Just thinking about it hurts :(
  123. Profile photo of Uniform
    Uniform Male 18-29
    111 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 10:27 am
    lol, forget it trapping a dudes penis. This is how it went (i would think). When a girl would wear it and a guy would try to remove it, the guy would look and see her vagina is a MONSTER!!! It has METAL TEETH!!! so does her BUTT!!! AAAHHHH!!!
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 10:44 am
    Congradulations, you just made the full transition from boy to girl.
  125. Profile photo of maxell
    maxell Male 18-29
    285 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 11:03 am
    thats` not a chastity belt, its just a Medieval thong.

    but seriously the two spiked holes go over the girls vagina and ass, so that no guy would be able to joyfully have sex with her.

    itd be funny if it was used as a form of torture.
    "kind sir you may f-uck my illegal daughter"
    "ALRIGHT!"
    "but she`ll be wearing this thong, since you agreed you have no choice now"

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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    ive heard that in south africa, orr someplace, rape is so common that they invented a female condom with spikes on the inside.

    the more that you know

  127. Profile photo of javhimura
    javhimura Male 13-17
    64 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    OK ThaTs EXPLAIN IT!!! i`ve wondered and now i know why and how the oral sex was invented,LOL~
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    Sammichiaki1 Female 18-29
    206 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
  129. Profile photo of belfire
    belfire Male 18-29
    40 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    to avernyia,

    A family that was rich enough to own one of these devices would probably only take baths one or twice a week, if that.

    thats a gross over estimation seeing as there a various acounts of European monarchs who took fewer baths in an entire lifetime than most people take in a couple of weeks. bearing in mind that toilet paper wasn`t invented until at least the 17/1800`s and sanitary towels didn`t become available until the 1950`s most people would have just used a rag or leaves. In shakspearean times it was common for people attending plays and other entertainment to relive themselves where they stood.

    it wasn`t unil very recently in the grand scheme of things that it bacame a habit for people to bathe oftener than once a week/fortnight.

    Perfume was invented for a really drating good reason... everybody stank like a dead skunk.

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    apeirophobia Female 18-29
    169 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    someone had a really long taint
  131. Profile photo of VictoriaIAB
    VictoriaIAB Female 13-17
    88 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    look at javhimura`s comment, "the oral sex` haha =]
  132. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    While belfire`s comments about the past in Europe are true, the worst of the smell wasn`t body odour. Towns and cities stank much worse than that, because of the various types of decomposing organic waste that usually lay around on the streets, either from animals or from people who couldn`t be bothered to throw it in the river. Many a river was called `Foulbrook`, but if you look back to medieval times you`ll find the original name was much cruder and to the point. Then there were the industries, such as processing leather. Which was done using a mixture of human urine and dog turds. I kid you not. Even in such times, when people were so used to stench they didn`t notice it, that stood out.

    Country commoners were probably cleaner - they went swimming sometimes.

    I recommend the "Crowner John" crime novels by Bernard Knight for a realistic depiction of life in feudal England. He doesn`t dwell on it, because the characters would be used to it, but he covers it accura

  133. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 1:26 am
    That looks like a vaginal bear trap. O.o
  134. Profile photo of devilhunter
    devilhunter Male 18-29
    32 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 9:31 am
    HAHAHHA ll
    V
  135. Profile photo of mattriesel
    mattriesel Male 18-29
    134 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 10:51 am
    what`s a vaginal bear?
  136. Profile photo of vampyre459
    vampyre459 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 11:32 am
    That`s one way to discourage would-be lovers...

    I HAVE TEETH! OM NOM NOM! :-D

  137. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Ever seen the film `teeth`? Im sure this is where it came from.
  138. Profile photo of hannahbry27
    hannahbry27 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    Er... I`m pretty sure Gomay meant a bear trap in the vaginal area, not a trap for vaginal bears.
    Hahaha. :)
    You people are too funny.
  139. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    It hurts my girl parts just looking at it or even TRYING to picture me wearing some god-awful contraption like that!
  140. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:47 am
    Thats OK I could fit through there ... I mean ... oops :(
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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:50 am
    thats just wrong in so many ways
  142. Profile photo of evlmnkyninja
    evlmnkyninja Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    nothing ever goes in, and nothing ever comes out.
    kind of like a haunted house.
    only involving privates.
    and sexual relations.
  143. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    Why am I reminded of Teeth?
  144. Profile photo of RedAftrshock
    RedAftrshock Male 18-29
    162 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:04 am
    Man... sucks to be anyone wearing that. Looks like it`ll probably have rusted throughout the duration of its usage too! lovely! ....
  145. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    the spikes will cut the inserting penis!!

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