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Date: 06/12/09 05:50 AM

32 Responses to Marco-Polo: Dumb Criminal Edition [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    Link: Marco-Polo: Dumb Criminal Edition - Turns out, methods like these DO work... on stupid criminals.
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    Silver_Arrow Male 13-17
    32 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:06 am
    LOL!!!!!!!!
  3. Profile photo of pookie666
    pookie666 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:09 am
    haha what a moron
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    Kaileigh007 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:15 am
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL
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    nickyboy909 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:28 am
    OMG LOL as if that would work thats soooo funny
  6. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:28 am
    dumb ass
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    DaDooode Male 18-29
    141 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:30 am
    Omfg.
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    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:32 am
    :D Give him a medal!
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    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:32 am
    If I ever found myself in a situation like that, where I knew I was screwed and was going to get busted by the cops, and I heard one of them say "Marco"... I`d say "polo." Why not, eh? Probably give the arresting officer a good laugh and less likely chance of getting my ass tazed.
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    Buddahfinger Male 30-39
    149 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:51 am
    How did someone that dumb even manage to get out of their own house?
  11. Profile photo of symbolica
    symbolica Female 18-29
    41 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:55 am
    nice. I giggled, what are the odds?
  12. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 10:11 am
    lol that`s amazing
  13. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 10:54 am
    ...And then they proceeded to play tag.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 11:23 am
    "...And then they proceeded to play tag."

    HAHA! Nice one!

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    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    242 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 11:31 am
    And where was inspector Pavlov?
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    what if this story is much more in depth and the dude was a human trafficker and the code word his friends were to use to get him out of hiding was marco. then he`s only dumb for using a retarded code word.
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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    "...And then they proceeded to play tag."
    that would be awesome...
    then whoever wins gets to say whether he goes to jail or not.. or they could just take him when they are done lol.
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    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    Nice.
  19. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    he had to do it, he had no choice, you must say polo
  20. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    "...and the suspect was then later released due to the 1,2,3 Get Off My Father`s Apple Tree clause of the United States Constitution, which was broken by the cherry-picking police officer."
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    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    Hes not dumb you have to play the game, I think hes brave
  22. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    i would have done that, not out of stupidity but out of having a sense of humor.
  23. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    I`d say "Polo". I`m gonna get caught anyways so might as well have some fun.
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    sinnerslight Male 18-29
    2 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    i agree with adoras, its like trying to ignore gravity
  25. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    "...and the suspect was then later released due to the 1,2,3 Get Off My Father`s Apple Tree clause of the United States Constitution, which was broken by the cherry-picking police officer."
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    Haha!! Awesomely hilarious! <claps>.
  26. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 3:03 am
    That really does seem like the right thing to say in a situation like that.
  27. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    How I love stupid criminals.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    i remember reading this in some sort of report regarding rescuing a man from a fire. i think this is out of context.
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    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 11:59 am
    not the brightest one in the family
  30. Profile photo of Out4aTwist
    Out4aTwist Female 13-17
    16 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    as max hodges would say
    "not the smartest tree on the bush"
  31. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    "police found the suspect..."

    Nope, gatorade. He really is stupid!

    I don`t know whether to be happy or sad that the pic is legit.

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