Marco-Polo: Dumb Criminal Edition [Pic]

Submitted by: opiebreath 7 years ago Funny

Turns out, methods like these DO work... on stupid criminals.
There are 32 comments:
Female 459
"police found the suspect..."

Nope, gatorade. He really is stupid!

I don`t know whether to be happy or sad that the pic is legit.

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Female 16
as max hodges would say
"not the smartest tree on the bush"
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Male 210
not the brightest one in the family
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Male 1,193
i remember reading this in some sort of report regarding rescuing a man from a fire. i think this is out of context.
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Male 10,845
How I love stupid criminals.
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Male 701
That really does seem like the right thing to say in a situation like that.
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Male 2,582
"...and the suspect was then later released due to the 1,2,3 Get Off My Father`s Apple Tree clause of the United States Constitution, which was broken by the cherry-picking police officer."
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Haha!! Awesomely hilarious! <claps>.
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Male 2
i agree with adoras, its like trying to ignore gravity
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Male 2,125
I`d say "Polo". I`m gonna get caught anyways so might as well have some fun.
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Male 1,140
i would have done that, not out of stupidity but out of having a sense of humor.
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Female 324
Hes not dumb you have to play the game, I think hes brave
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Male 184
"...and the suspect was then later released due to the 1,2,3 Get Off My Father`s Apple Tree clause of the United States Constitution, which was broken by the cherry-picking police officer."
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Male 265
he had to do it, he had no choice, you must say polo
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Male 316
Nice.
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Male 988
"...And then they proceeded to play tag."
that would be awesome...
then whoever wins gets to say whether he goes to jail or not.. or they could just take him when they are done lol.
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Male 4,793
what if this story is much more in depth and the dude was a human trafficker and the code word his friends were to use to get him out of hiding was marco. then he`s only dumb for using a retarded code word.
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Male 242
And where was inspector Pavlov?
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Male 2,552
"...And then they proceeded to play tag."

HAHA! Nice one!

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Female 15,763
...And then they proceeded to play tag.
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Female 2,695
lol that`s amazing
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Female 41
nice. I giggled, what are the odds?
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Male 149
How did someone that dumb even manage to get out of their own house?
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Male 516
If I ever found myself in a situation like that, where I knew I was screwed and was going to get busted by the cops, and I heard one of them say "Marco"... I`d say "polo." Why not, eh? Probably give the arresting officer a good laugh and less likely chance of getting my ass tazed.
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Male 422
:D Give him a medal!
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Male 141
Omfg.
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Male 2,748
dumb ass
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Male 12
OMG LOL as if that would work thats soooo funny
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Female 9
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL
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Male 78
haha what a moron
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Male 32
LOL!!!!!!!!
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Male 5,190
LOOOL!!!
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Female 15,763
Link: Marco-Polo: Dumb Criminal Edition [Pic] [Rate Link] - Turns out, methods like these DO work... on stupid criminals.
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