Life Tip: How to Survive an Airplane Crash [Video]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in

Hopefully you"ll never have to use anything you"ve learned here.
There are 35 comments:
Female 43
@ 0:33
"Wear pants..."
DAMN!
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Female 265
run for your life lmfao....
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Male 42
"In the event of a shark attack have Chuck Norris step out the plane and give the shark a swift roundhouse kick"

What if Mega Shark bites the plane out of the sky, and Chuck Norris is to busy banging my sister!?

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Male 330
I can`t bring toothpaste on a plane anymore how the hell am I going to bring a smoke hood?
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Female 1,963
Yeah I`m flying today. Great. Well, if we do crash, and I survive, then I`ll report back.
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Male 5,189
"In the event of a shark attack have Chuck Norris step out the plane and give the shark a swift roundhouse kick"

That kick would total the Airplane. :D

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Female 15
The Mythbusters said you should go into the fetal position! Who should I trust with my life?
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Male 645
There is only one step to remember if you are in a plane that is going to crash:
Put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.
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Female 140
And if the plane lands in the ocean, you`re just screwed.
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Male 458
Ugh, I shouldn`t have watched this before my big flight to NYC tomorrow.
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Male 2,582
When I fly I sit with my head tucked over my knees the entire flight.
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Male 296
WOW, i guess education really doesn`t leave the classroom!
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Female 109
The title should be changed from "How To Survive an Airplane Crash" to "How To Successfully Get off an Airplane After it has Crashed in the Unlikely Event that You are Still Alive."

Lengthy, but true.

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Male 721
all they need to do to make planes safer is turn the seats around like the flight attendants seats.
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Female 924
"I find it interesting how you are always told to fold your head over your knees. The only reason they tell you that is because, on impact, the force will cause you to hit the seat in front of you , snapping your neck instantly; that way there`s no pain and it`s quick a death."

Not true (tested on Mythbusters).

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Female 155
Knowledge IS power.
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Male 2,125
The more you know...
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Male 988
"Freelop-
Too bad chuck norris doesn`t need a plane to fly."
OSHI-
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Male 12
Freelop-

Too bad chuck norris doesn`t need a plane to fly.

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Male 254
ahha; im flying 17 hours straight tomorrow to the philippines....
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Female 723
Yeah, stoop over and kiss your butt goodbye.
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Male 5,314
drat that, i dont take my glasses off for anything.
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Male 164
That would be the most logical answer
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Male 442
for those who were askinng:
"In the event of a shark attack have Chuck Norris step out the plane and give the shark a swift roundhouse kick"
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Male 164
So what do you do if a Giant Shark grabs hold of the plane?
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Male 1,929
I have an alternative

1) Go on your flight.
2) If poo happens, deal with it.

Much better.

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Male 533
Why don`t they put in airbags/shock absorbers in each seat?
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Male 50
Very disappointed. They made no mention about giant flying sharks.
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Male 5,189
They have exits going into the fire haha.
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Female 965
Really, who`s gonna remember all this when a crash actually happens?
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Male 2
I find it interesting how you are always told to fold your head over your knees. The only reason they tell you that is because, on impact, the force will cause you to hit the seat in front of you , snapping your neck instantly; that way there`s no pain and it`s quick a death. However, I know, some people do get lucky.
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Male 426
you are dead on impact...
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Male 271
how to survive a plane crash, take the bus.
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Male 864
Unnerving...
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Male 20,825
Link: Life Tip: How to Survive an Airplane Crash [Video] [Rate Link] - Hopefully you`ll never have to use anything you`ve learned here.
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