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Date: 06/08/09 09:09 AM

35 Responses to Life Tip: How to Survive an Airplane Crash [Video]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 8:24 am
    Link: Life Tip: How to Survive an Airplane Crash - Hopefully you`ll never have to use anything you`ve learned here.
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    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 9:16 am
    Unnerving...
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    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 9:19 am
    how to survive a plane crash, take the bus.
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    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 9:33 am
    you are dead on impact...
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    PANzERBLiTZ Male 18-29
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    June 8, 2009 at 9:34 am
    I find it interesting how you are always told to fold your head over your knees. The only reason they tell you that is because, on impact, the force will cause you to hit the seat in front of you , snapping your neck instantly; that way there`s no pain and it`s quick a death. However, I know, some people do get lucky.
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    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 9:54 am
    Really, who`s gonna remember all this when a crash actually happens?
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    PostModsleaz Male 18-29
    50 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 10:28 am
    Very disappointed. They made no mention about giant flying sharks.
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    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Why don`t they put in airbags/shock absorbers in each seat?
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 11:11 am
    I have an alternative

    1) Go on your flight.
    2) If poo happens, deal with it.

    Much better.

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    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 11:23 am
    So what do you do if a Giant Shark grabs hold of the plane?
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    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 11:39 am
    for those who were askinng:
    "In the event of a shark attack have Chuck Norris step out the plane and give the shark a swift roundhouse kick"
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    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 11:43 am
    That would be the most logical answer
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 11:48 am
    drat that, i dont take my glasses off for anything.
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    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Yeah, stoop over and kiss your butt goodbye.
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    kiddo Male 13-17
    254 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    ahha; im flying 17 hours straight tomorrow to the philippines....
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    jasonfly Male 13-17
    12 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Freelop-

    Too bad chuck norris doesn`t need a plane to fly.

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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    "Freelop-
    Too bad chuck norris doesn`t need a plane to fly."
    OSHI-
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    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    The more you know...
  19. Profile photo of wednesday_52
    wednesday_52 Female 18-29
    155 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    Knowledge IS power.
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    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    "I find it interesting how you are always told to fold your head over your knees. The only reason they tell you that is because, on impact, the force will cause you to hit the seat in front of you , snapping your neck instantly; that way there`s no pain and it`s quick a death."

    Not true (tested on Mythbusters).

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    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    all they need to do to make planes safer is turn the seats around like the flight attendants seats.
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    rissarose Female 18-29
    109 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    The title should be changed from "How To Survive an Airplane Crash" to "How To Successfully Get off an Airplane After it has Crashed in the Unlikely Event that You are Still Alive."

    Lengthy, but true.

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    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    WOW, i guess education really doesn`t leave the classroom!
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    When I fly I sit with my head tucked over my knees the entire flight.
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    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    Ugh, I shouldn`t have watched this before my big flight to NYC tomorrow.
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    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    And if the plane lands in the ocean, you`re just screwed.
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    stifler Male 30-39
    162 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    There is only one step to remember if you are in a plane that is going to crash:
    Put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.
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    bunny_bob Female 13-17
    15 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    The Mythbusters said you should go into the fetal position! Who should I trust with my life?
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    Yeah I`m flying today. Great. Well, if we do crash, and I survive, then I`ll report back.
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    kcpd2050 Male 40-49
    330 posts
    June 8, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    I can`t bring toothpaste on a plane anymore how the hell am I going to bring a smoke hood?
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    Epicasaurus Male 13-17
    42 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:11 am
    "In the event of a shark attack have Chuck Norris step out the plane and give the shark a swift roundhouse kick"

    What if Mega Shark bites the plane out of the sky, and Chuck Norris is to busy banging my sister!?

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    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:02 am
    run for your life lmfao....
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    MCR Female 13-17
    43 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    @ 0:33
    "Wear pants..."
    DAMN!

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