Jesus Is A Killjoy [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

And every time someone touches themselves, He kills a kitten.
There are 96 comments:
Male 97
I think Jesus got rid of the picture. I can see the killjoy in that.
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Male 177
Ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahahahahahah ahah
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Female 96
=| not cool, Jesus, not cool.
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Male 2,582
Yea really, doesn`t Jesus have anything better to do? I guess his idea of a nice Friday night is turning some water into wine and flipping on his magic Jesus TV to watch us all fap it.
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Female 72
Hahah! Nice sign placement!
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Female 126
We don`t have those around here, just the white text on a pitch black background. He saw what you did there and he`ll drag you kicking and screaming into that spooky, cold, black void. No clever placement, however.


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Female 961
lol damn no kidding
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Female 18
i saw that sign when i moved to New Mexico! best sign set up ever! :)
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Female 88
LOLz, reminds me of my ex... i love inside jokes =]
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Female 5,222
i think ive seen that sign some where before lmao
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Male 97
Catholics- 1
porn - 0
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Male 2,582
Yea really, doesn`t Jesus have anything better to do? I guess his idea of a nice Friday night is turning some water into wine and flipping on his magic Jesus TV to watch us all fap it.
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Female 1,386
The funny thing is anyone going for porn probably dosn`t care, and anyone NOT Catholic will just think more accurate negative thoughts about religion. And then of course... theres Pervy Jesus.
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Male 144
Really..though..one up for Catholics...right?
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Male 563
Would He like to join?~<3
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Male 2,592
dude i drive by this billboard everyday in detroit that says stamp out atheism and some other stuff about atheism being bad. i should take a picture
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Male 2
The newest adult film,Special actor:Jesus
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Female 33
Jesus loves to watch :P
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Female 965
lol, pmarren
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Female 9,402
"people should put a that sign up in front of every porno/toy store."

I`d laugh if that were to happen.

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Male 4,594
I think the porn shop should put up a sign offering a free Jesus blow-up sex doll with every purchase over $100.00.
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Male 1,232
Haha do you think that was intentional?
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Female 15,763
Moe like a perv...
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Male 28
Does that mean that Jesus is a voyeur?
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Female 2,289
people should put a that sign up in front of every porno/toy store.
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Male 211
Alfietoon, I would rent that video just out of curiousity.
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Male 372
So am I the only one who finds that kidna kinky?
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Male 3,819
Definitely intentional. There`s a porn shop near here with signs like that everywhere within 100 yards of it. Those guys like to play hardball.
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Male 1,164
its actually a billboard for one of there upcoming adult title
"jesus is watching you II the second cumming"
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Male 59
my god, im a mass murderer!:o
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Male 8,302
[quote]And every time someone touches themselves, He kills a kitten[/quote]

I never used to touch myself until I learned that, but since I hate kittens so much...

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Male 8,302
10 out of 10 for deliberate billboard placement, minus several million for pasting your own high moral standards on others whether they like it or not.
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Male 180
That fella on the billboard is sexyfried. I might just have to rent that there adult video.
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Male 2,582
What if you fap to Jesus pr0n?
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Male 4,793
wouldnt bother me one bit, cause he doesnt exist and all. well, jesus may have, but he was no god.
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Male 265
hahahaha, this is fantastic. you wake up, think "wow i am going to get me some porn" and then u see this and no porn for u.
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Male 211
He doesn`t have to watch if he doesn`t want to. Free will and all.
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Male 4,014
Godzukis_Dad: HA! If Jesus is Lord, you are destined for hell!
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Female 1,199
Heh heh.
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Female 122
...and now its my new screensaver.
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Male 211
Oh God, I love it when Jesus watches me. It`s like he`s tickling my balls with his eyes.
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Male 301
just add an "R" and get those reversed and it would be epic

"Jesus is watching youR""Adult video"

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Female 1,264
Haha...this actually made me giggle. Ad placement WIN XD
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Male 9,306
They so planned that and you guys know it.
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Female 167
Jesus hates you. :]
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Female 901
double HA to evanking and domisgood XD
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Female 901
HA.
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Male 592
"jesus is watching you".... wtf would he want in watching me look at a photo of him i ask... jesus christ... wait urm scratch that... bill martin. yea thats better. right im going back to my bannanas
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Male 689
oh i`m good.
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Male 689
"And every time someone touches themselves, He kills a kitten."

how much you wanna bet fancylad posted this

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Male 4,867
`Jesus Is Watching You`, thats a weird name for a porno
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Female 103
funny
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Female 193
Jesus is a voyeur, lol
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Male 2,344
Haha, love the comments.

Rivaling bilboards is always awesome, kinda like the car one that was up a while ago.

Save the cats, go meet people!

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Male 2,788
So many kittens dead in my lifetime..
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Female 1,063
lol wow
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Male 1,360
I am the kitten slayer!
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Female 1
.... I think I`ve been there...
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Male 5,190
I must be causing the exti....wait what
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Female 1,413
lmao thats funny
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Male 10,440
I`m in a cat-killing mood today
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Female 430
Creepy. But I don`t wanna kill kittens. :S I can`t help touching myself, I have to do it in the shower to get clean! D:
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Female 654
I can`t read the bottom line of that zombie Jesus edit. :( Halp?
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Male 480
<----What can I say, I like to watch.
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Male 227
I might actually pray to zombie Jesus...
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Female 665
But Lukas, it`s funny enough as it is! Wait until the porn store closes, then you can deface the sign. :)
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Male 308
we have one of those in missouri. quite funny. its a church right by a adult superstore :D
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Male 3,425

How I would love to deface that. Sadly, I only have photoshop and not a can of paint.

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Male 2,552
Pretty funny!
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Male 363
old, but still hilarious. Love it.
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Male 271
Juses watches me? And then people call me a pervert... outrageous!
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Male 10,845
I`ve seen this sight gag before.
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Female 41
strategically placed. love that.
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Male 67
no Garuness, not too far, just far enought
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Male 156
Is that a threat?
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Male 37
Hahahah, jesus. Probably the best inside joke of the past few thousand years. I lol`d.
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Male 931
Jesus can joi n in if he wants.....
too far? il see myself out :(
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Male 2,748
why does christianity have to ruin everything?!?!?! lol
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Female 82
LOL Postovoy, that was funny.
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Female 761
agreed a1butcher, it`s gonna be a fun sight to see how many people get into a serious debate about something so hilarious. pity on them.
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Male 410
If he was really watchin he`d tell me to get my porn from the internet and save my money.
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Male 19
Seen that on America`s Funniest Home Videos.


From a couple effin` years ago.

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Male 15,510
Sounds like the name of a upcoming adult video!
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Male 462
Jesus is watching you. And he`s bringin` his camcorder.
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Male 336
"And every time someone touches themselves, He kills a kitten."

Talk about a win-win situation.

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Female 138
this is epic. lol
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Female 159
thats hilarious!
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Female 414
hahahaha jesus!!! how could you!!
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Female 4,028
Haha!
He just wants to watch, too.
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Male 4,807
Oh Oh, the religion comments will start overflowing in ...3...2....1
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Male 569
haha i dont think its shopped. ive seen something like this on some random highway. great placement haha
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Male 46
i used to live by there!!!! i`m not kidding.....there was a big court battle between the video store and the catholic church that put the billboard there.....the church won!
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Female 83
Its not shopped or ironic. Its crazy religious people.. They did that here too.
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Female 241
lol.
`shopped?
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Male 75
hahah how ironic.
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Male 19,842
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