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Date: 06/16/09 08:32 PM

97 Responses to Jesus Is A Killjoy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:49 am
    Link: Jesus Is A Killjoy - And every time someone touches themselves, He kills a kitten.
  2. Profile photo of eflcotw
    eflcotw Male 13-17
    75 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:50 am
    hahah how ironic.
  3. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:50 am
    lol.
    `shopped?
  4. Profile photo of ItsJess
    ItsJess Female 13-17
    83 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:51 am
    Its not shopped or ironic. Its crazy religious people.. They did that here too.
  5. Profile photo of Jonthemag202
    Jonthemag202 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:52 am
    i used to live by there!!!! i`m not kidding.....there was a big court battle between the video store and the catholic church that put the billboard there.....the church won!
  6. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:52 am
    haha i dont think its shopped. ive seen something like this on some random highway. great placement haha
  7. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:52 am
    Oh Oh, the religion comments will start overflowing in ...3...2....1
  8. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Haha!
    He just wants to watch, too.
  9. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:54 am
    hahahaha jesus!!! how could you!!
  10. Profile photo of captainkat
    captainkat Female 13-17
    159 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:54 am
    thats hilarious!
  11. Profile photo of loveballet
    loveballet Female 13-17
    138 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:56 am
    this is epic. lol
  12. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:56 am
    "And every time someone touches themselves, He kills a kitten."

    Talk about a win-win situation.

  13. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 9:59 am
    Jesus is watching you. And he`s bringin` his camcorder.
  14. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 10:03 am
    Sounds like the name of a upcoming adult video!
  15. Profile photo of Papytendo
    Papytendo Male 13-17
    19 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Seen that on America`s Funniest Home Videos.


    From a couple effin` years ago.

  16. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
    410 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 10:06 am
    If he was really watchin he`d tell me to get my porn from the internet and save my money.
  17. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 10:23 am
    agreed a1butcher, it`s gonna be a fun sight to see how many people get into a serious debate about something so hilarious. pity on them.
  18. Profile photo of bellasmommyx
    bellasmommyx Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 10:23 am
    LOL Postovoy, that was funny.
  19. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 10:40 am
    why does christianity have to ruin everything?!?!?! lol
  20. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Jesus can joi n in if he wants.....
    too far? il see myself out :(
  21. Profile photo of MK1029
    MK1029 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 10:59 am
    Hahahah, jesus. Probably the best inside joke of the past few thousand years. I lol`d.
  22. Profile photo of chrees516
    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:18 am
    Is that a threat?
  23. Profile photo of kinpower
    kinpower Male 18-29
    67 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:19 am
    no Garuness, not too far, just far enought
  24. Profile photo of symbolica
    symbolica Female 18-29
    41 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:20 am
    strategically placed. love that.
  25. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:25 am
    I`ve seen this sight gag before.
  26. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Juses watches me? And then people call me a pervert... outrageous!
  27. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:33 am
    old, but still hilarious. Love it.
  28. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:33 am
    Pretty funny!
  29. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:40 am

    How I would love to deface that. Sadly, I only have photoshop and not a can of paint.

  30. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:44 am
    we have one of those in missouri. quite funny. its a church right by a adult superstore :D
  31. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:44 am
    But Lukas, it`s funny enough as it is! Wait until the porn store closes, then you can deface the sign. :)
  32. Profile photo of gunslinger
    gunslinger Male 30-39
    228 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:47 am
    I might actually pray to zombie Jesus...
  33. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:50 am
    <----What can I say, I like to watch.
  34. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:51 am
    I can`t read the bottom line of that zombie Jesus edit. :( Halp?
  35. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    Creepy. But I don`t wanna kill kittens. :S I can`t help touching myself, I have to do it in the shower to get clean! D:
  36. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    I`m in a cat-killing mood today
  37. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    lmao thats funny
  38. Profile photo of azhunsl00t
    azhunsl00t Female 18-29
    1 post
    June 16, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    .... I think I`ve been there...
  39. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    I am the kitten slayer!
  40. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1065 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    lol wow
  41. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    So many kittens dead in my lifetime..
  42. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    Haha, love the comments.

    Rivaling bilboards is always awesome, kinda like the car one that was up a while ago.

    Save the cats, go meet people!

  43. Profile photo of mystyocean
    mystyocean Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    Jesus is a voyeur, lol
  44. Profile photo of Levon
    Levon Female 18-29
    103 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    funny
  45. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    `Jesus Is Watching You`, thats a weird name for a porno
  46. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    "And every time someone touches themselves, He kills a kitten."

    how much you wanna bet fancylad posted this

  47. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    oh i`m good.
  48. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    "jesus is watching you".... wtf would he want in watching me look at a photo of him i ask... jesus christ... wait urm scratch that... bill martin. yea thats better. right im going back to my bannanas
  49. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    HA.
  50. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    double HA to evanking and domisgood XD
  51. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    Jesus hates you. :]
  52. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    They so planned that and you guys know it.
  53. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    Haha...this actually made me giggle. Ad placement WIN XD
  54. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    just add an "R" and get those reversed and it would be epic

    "Jesus is watching youR""Adult video"

  55. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    Oh God, I love it when Jesus watches me. It`s like he`s tickling my balls with his eyes.
  56. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    ...and now its my new screensaver.
  57. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    Heh heh.
  58. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    Godzukis_Dad: HA! If Jesus is Lord, you are destined for hell!
  59. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    He doesn`t have to watch if he doesn`t want to. Free will and all.
  60. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    hahahaha, this is fantastic. you wake up, think "wow i am going to get me some porn" and then u see this and no porn for u.
  61. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    wouldnt bother me one bit, cause he doesnt exist and all. well, jesus may have, but he was no god.
  62. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    What if you fap to Jesus pr0n?
  63. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    That fella on the billboard is sexyfried. I might just have to rent that there adult video.
  64. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    10 out of 10 for deliberate billboard placement, minus several million for pasting your own high moral standards on others whether they like it or not.
  65. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    And every time someone touches themselves, He kills a kitten

    I never used to touch myself until I learned that, but since I hate kittens so much...

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    Northernwolf
    304 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    Thats scary
  67. Profile photo of BoobsAreNice
    BoobsAreNice Male 18-29
    59 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    my god, im a mass murderer!:o
  68. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    its actually a billboard for one of there upcoming adult title
    "jesus is watching you II the second cumming"
  69. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    Definitely intentional. There`s a porn shop near here with signs like that everywhere within 100 yards of it. Those guys like to play hardball.
  70. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
    372 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 10:53 pm
    So am I the only one who finds that kidna kinky?
  71. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    Alfietoon, I would rent that video just out of curiousity.
  72. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    people should put a that sign up in front of every porno/toy store.
  73. Profile photo of HitchCraft
    HitchCraft Male 40-49
    28 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 12:38 am
    Does that mean that Jesus is a voyeur?
  74. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 12:39 am
    Moe like a perv...
  75. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 4:33 am
    Haha do you think that was intentional?
  76. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 6:45 am
    I think the porn shop should put up a sign offering a free Jesus blow-up sex doll with every purchase over $100.00.
  77. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 8:07 am
    "people should put a that sign up in front of every porno/toy store."

    I`d laugh if that were to happen.

  78. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 8:39 am
    lol, pmarren
  79. Profile photo of She-said
    She-said Female 18-29
    33 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 9:47 am
    Jesus loves to watch :P
  80. Profile photo of Jhony74
    Jhony74 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 9:49 am
    The newest adult film,Special actor:Jesus
  81. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    dude i drive by this billboard everyday in detroit that says stamp out atheism and some other stuff about atheism being bad. i should take a picture
  82. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Would He like to join?~<3
  83. Profile photo of xattributex
    xattributex Male 18-29
    144 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    Really..though..one up for Catholics...right?
  84. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    The funny thing is anyone going for porn probably dosn`t care, and anyone NOT Catholic will just think more accurate negative thoughts about religion. And then of course... theres Pervy Jesus.
  85. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    Yea really, doesn`t Jesus have anything better to do? I guess his idea of a nice Friday night is turning some water into wine and flipping on his magic Jesus TV to watch us all fap it.
  86. Profile photo of Ste08
    Ste08 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    Catholics- 1
    porn - 0
  87. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:06 am
    i think ive seen that sign some where before lmao
  88. Profile photo of VictoriaIAB
    VictoriaIAB Female 13-17
    88 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 2:33 am
    LOLz, reminds me of my ex... i love inside jokes =]
  89. Profile photo of MoxDucky
    MoxDucky Female 18-29
    18 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 10:06 am
    i saw that sign when i moved to New Mexico! best sign set up ever! :)
  90. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 4:00 am
    lol damn no kidding
  91. Profile photo of Kaempffe
    Kaempffe Female 18-29
    126 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    We don`t have those around here, just the white text on a pitch black background. He saw what you did there and he`ll drag you kicking and screaming into that spooky, cold, black void. No clever placement, however.


  92. Profile photo of Solfille
    Solfille Female 13-17
    72 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    Hahah! Nice sign placement!
  93. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    Yea really, doesn`t Jesus have anything better to do? I guess his idea of a nice Friday night is turning some water into wine and flipping on his magic Jesus TV to watch us all fap it.
  94. Profile photo of senia
    senia Female 18-29
    96 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 12:14 am
    =| not cool, Jesus, not cool.
  95. Profile photo of raydar
    raydar Male 13-17
    177 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    Ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahahahahahah ahah
  96. Profile photo of wyo
    wyo Male 18-29
    97 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    I think Jesus got rid of the picture. I can see the killjoy in that.

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