Jesus Found In Another Weird Place #837 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

He is risen. And hairy.
There are 86 comments:
Female 25
I wonder how many days a week he needs to shave it to make it look that way.
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Male 210
why would anyone want to be found there?!?
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Female 343
Ew.
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Female 2,120
Pretty sneaky, Jesus!
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Female 77
So, did he just shave Jesus on there for attention or did he just wake up one morning to find Jesus in his chest hair?

Oh, Jesus, you`re so sneaky... haha...

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Male 5,190
I heard about the holyness being inside of you....but..
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Male 147
I think I`m going to sell him on Ebay.
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Male 845
lol, "he lives"
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Female 394
ROFLMAO that`s a wee bit creepy
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Male 3,296
haha. it says he lives, on his blackboard
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Female 44
I dont know about you guys but to me that looks more like Ron Jeremy than Jesus
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Male 1,718
Awesome!
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Male 1,232
On the board in the back it looks like it says "HE LIVES"
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Female 9,402
It`s not Jesus, it`s Chuck Norris watching you masterbate.
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Female 323
Thats gross.
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Male 1,623
Che is just about as good a human being as Jesus.
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Male 145
who ever said that looked like jesus? It looks more like Jason Lee with a full beard.
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Male 1,590
It`s a miracle!
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Male 8,302
lukas1051, use your brain (if you have one). If you want to edit your comment, then Copy it, delete it and post a new, changed one.
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Male 257
Lukas GTFO
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Female 15
Lukas seriously......we don`t need your crappy little comments every time we want to look at a funny picture....it`s supposed to be funny
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Male 3,425
Why does everyone think any picture of a guy with a beard was Jesus? He was never even painted, the whole bearded thought of him is only from artists impressions.
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Male 20
HA, I found him on a used sanitary towel once
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Female 1,436
I have nothing to say but:

lmfao @ OldOllie!

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Male 17
Jesus looks an awful lot like Wilford Brimley. Who would have guessed?
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Male 153
mebbe that happens when you eat too much jesus cheetoh
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Male 513
Yea...ok. I wait for when this guy`s body hair is sold on eBay.
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Male 73
im gonna throw my 2 pennies in. simply put, everyone is entitled to what they want to believe in. simples. i dont have a problem my mum is a "devout christian", just as long as she doesnt try and push it onto me. is that so wrong?

for the love of (?)god, a higher power or even just the carepolice, be human beings and realise that everyone is different and has different view on life and if it makes it easier for them then why mock/taunt/bully/ridicule them for their beliefs. anyways drat this poo im going to download now!! ROCK ON \m/,

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Male 8,302
[email protected]
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Female 1,413
woah. how does a jesus shave make everyone go nuts over a religion debate? yikes iab. u guys really are bored.
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Male 268
How cool
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Male 485
haha negative one, i was thinking that looked way more like che guavara haha
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Male 315
(Message cut short).
nostic myself.

The only intolerance I get has nothing to do with the general beliefs of the Christians, but it`s effect on politics and society.

Whenever a religion gets big, bad things happen.
Just look at Constantine`s history off of Wikipedia.
If you do read about something on Wikipedia, always consider what someone can gain by altering the information.

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Male 315
"All you bible thumping, god fearing idiots are not only hypocrites, you believe in what otherwise is considered a novel full of hearsay, ghosts and war mongering. "

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You athiests are serious non-nice individuals, you don`t believe in a higher power, FINE! Don`t make fun of people who do."

I`ll start with Toby.
Toby, you overgeneralize way too much. 90% of Christians use the Bible to mean what they want it to.
You`ll notice that every branch of Christian is very, very different.

Lion:
You are also overgeneralizing.
I am an athiest, I am generally a nice person.

Not all athiests are intolerant jerks who look forward to a cold black death. Those who do are basically no better then the Christians who throw bibles at everyone who isn`t wearing a cross.

I am an Athiest, but I don`t claim to have all the answers to the universe. I don`t think anyone else should claim they do too because all their friends do.

I suppose that makes me a bit of ag

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Male 15,832
Shopped! (Not Photoshopped -- barbershopped.)
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Male 8,302
Anyway that`s nothing, I found Jesus in Google Earth, longitude-43.210482 latitude-22.95158.
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Male 2,582
HaHa aBISS, it does look like Che Guevara,

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Male 292
That`s... that`s...

AMBROSE BURNSIDE!

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Male 10,440
lol. not bad
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Male 506
I think it looks more like che
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Male 360
Ryan you don`t know that it could say 4E LIVER.
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Male 2,344
Lol, it says "He Lives" on the chalk board.
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Male 406
O.o, little jaded bitch, hit her up on her myspace page, is in the house
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Male 2,748
... no, i did not shave that into my chest, it grew that way...
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Female 761
Frumgf, don`t come out your mouth to me cause frankly I wasn`t addressing to you. end of story.
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Male 282
haha true
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Male 406
Good thing at least two read it.
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Female 164
oh, je_scream, shut it.
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Male 406
Sorry, I was bored and just wanted to make a point.
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Female 761
toby, hush puppy this is i-am-bored.com not insult christians cause I`m a crazy atheist who feels the need to always try to find a christian slipping so i can feel good about my own self.org
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Male 406
So, lion, how about that sick HIV infested idiot who ransacked the church out in Washington? All the `believers` prayed and forgave him. They said they`re in `the business of forgiveness.` Why would GOD condemn this hairy idiot or anyone to hell if the business is forgiveness?

All you bible thumping, god fearing idiots are not only hypocrites, you believe in what otherwise is considered a novel full of hearsay, ghosts and war mongering.

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Female 761
people are strange...
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Male 431
Agreed with lion.
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Female 108
Looks more like Will Ferrell in the "more cowbell" sketch than Jesus. Not that I`ve actually ever SEEN Jesus...
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Male 8,302
Bordered, I`m not only a Christian, I`m a batpoo-crazy young-Earth Creationist Calvinist according to DumbyMod - and I CAN laugh at religion, just like I can see the funny side of anything in life. Not so serious dude, we know they`re going to Hell, let them at least have a laugh and think they won in the meantime.
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Male 1,505
It`s a James Hetfield sighting!
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Female 5,139
First I was o.o
Then I was O_O
And then I was D:

And now I`m ;D

_____________________

and im feeling all
(-.- )
U(. )U
UU

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Female 360
Ohhh, I knew it! I saw this coming! =D

-cringes in disgust-

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Male 2,506
You athiests are serious non-nice individuals, you don`t believe in a higher power, FINE! Don`t make fun of people who do.
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Male 1,623
Lol @ creating fake account to poke fun out of christian conservatives. Applause to Happydragon.
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Male 7,933
"Unfortunately, looking at his profile, he looks the type of person too lazy to do something simple like googling "Athiest"."

I think he is really an athiest that created a troll account. Who works in propane sales? That guy from King of the Hill, thats who

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Female 15,763
That`s the second shaved/waxed image of something I`ve seen on a man`s chest today...

And I thought one was enough per day.

o-o;

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Male 8,302
I blew my nose yesterday and there was Jesus, in the tissue!! Wait a sec, I`ll find a link to upload some pictures of it for y`all...
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Female 193
LOL All these "I found Jesus!!" are bullpoo. Utter bullpoo.
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Male 3,756
It`s not as cool when it`s not a coincidence.
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Male 88
That fat kid must have eaten some holy toast....

Sell him on ebay!

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Male 579
so where`s the ebay link?
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Male 315
"im pretty sure happydragon is being sarcastic..."

Admitting that would remove my temporary dramatic rise in self esteem though!

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Male 315
"
Most atheists don`t even believe in the devil, how can they be devil worshipers?"

If you believe in a devil, you`re not technically an Athiest. An athiest believes in no deity at all.

Unfortunately, looking at his profile, he looks the type of person too lazy to do something simple like googling "Athiest".
My brother is like that. It took him 3 days to write a 1-page college paper, because his "Computer kept breaking". In reality, he was so addicted to reading Myspace, he could not handle taking 5 minutes to write his simple paper.

He dropped out of College until I slammed him with some anti-lazy lessons.

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Male 2
@Happydragon,
Most atheists don`t even believe in the devil, how can they be devil worshipers?
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Male 152
happydragon are you being serious with that comment?
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Female 1,264
Well the dude seems pretty proud.
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Male 315
@Happydragon,
I know nothing I say can save your damaged brain, so I`m just going to let you continue making a fool of yourself.
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Male 14
"[Athiestme]There ya go, Jesus came back. He left when that guy waxed his chest.[/athiestme]"

ATHIESTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!!!!!!! YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR MAKING FUN OF JESUS`S MESSAGES!!

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Male 315
[Athiestme]There ya go, Jesus came back. He left when that guy waxed his chest.[/athiestme]
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Male 189
Oh. My. God. Its a CHIA-JESUS!
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Male 78
it looks kind of che-ish to me
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Male 83
EPIC DOUBLE CHIN!!!
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Male 931
ghandi172
couldnt have put it better myself :)
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Male 227
looks like the zig zag man.
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Male 175
Why do people assume every bearded fellow that might appear in their soup or chest hair or burned toast is Jesus? It could be anybody! It could be Cat Stevens!
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Male 2,028
First I was o.o
Then I was O_O
And then I was D:

And now I`m ;D

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Female 192
His facial expression = WIN.
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Male 2,344
And get this- He`s not the one who found it.
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Male 391
O M G
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Male 19,880
Link: Jesus Found In Another Weird Place #837 [Pic] [Rate Link] - He is risen. And hairy.
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