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Date: 06/10/09 07:25 PM

77 Responses to Jack Nicolson Thinks You`re A Jagweed [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Link: Jack Nicolson Thinks You`re A Jagweed - And no, you`re not going to be getting that autograph.
  2. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    That cigarette is about to end up in someone`s eye.
  3. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    That look is pure AWESOME. They say a picture is worth a thousand words... This one is worth TEN thousand.
  4. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Hahahah...I love Jack-boy! He`s like "b*tch, I ain`t signing s*it, so stick that pen up your @$$. Look at those damn freaks in the background.
  5. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    That look would make Chuck Norris pee his pants.
  6. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Out of all the movies I`ve ever done? You`re f*cking kidding me right?
  7. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    Hes got a creepy looking posse behind him.
  8. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Is that Smeagol`s cousin Dave in the background?
  9. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Judging by the looks of the people in the background, this picture must`ve been taken in England. Glad my family got out of there like 400 years ago.
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    That face has "Try that one more time and I`ll make sure you have it coming," all over it, lmao.
  11. Profile photo of commentClown
    commentClown Male 13-17
    127 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    I didn`t Laugh,
    But I would have if it was a picture
    of heath ledger (as the Joker)
  12. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    "Glad my family got out of there like 400 years ago."

    To the southern states? Good call...

  13. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    I think he`s whispering "hey... hey... don`t look now, but you see those two guys behind me? They`re starting to really freak me out. Can someone get them out of here??"
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    "`Glad my family got out of there like 400 years ago.`

    To the southern states? Good call..."

    Ahaha, ^^ had me in stitches.

    "That cigarette is about to end up in someone`s eye."

    Or other painful bodily orifice...

  15. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Jack Nicolson has to be the scariest actor alive.. he`s just got this look to him that leaves one thinking of mass murder and straight jackets.
  16. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    Rember that time he attacked someones car with a golf club? Gotta love this bloke
  17. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    Anger Management 2?
  18. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    My favorite part of this pic is the look of absolute terror on the faces of the two guys behind Jack.

    "Oh crap, someone`s about to get a pen in their throat.."

  19. Profile photo of terraducktle
    terraducktle Male 13-17
    6 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    hes gonna go all shining on tht guy in a miunte
  20. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    "Wednesday, June 10, 2009 1:48:48 PM
    Anger Management 2?"

    lol good one xD

  21. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    I, for one, would NOT want to anger Jack Nicolson.
  22. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    Who are the suspicious molester-looking fellows in the back? o_O
  23. Profile photo of dead-groom
    dead-groom Male 18-29
    81 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    look out! it`s the russian mob!
  24. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    YOU WANNA GET NUTS?! COME ON! LET`S GET NUTS!
  25. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    He`s pissed because the Lakers lost. It all makes sense now :-)
  26. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    "Who are the suspicious molester-looking fellows in the back? o_O"

    +1, man...

    And it`s crap like this that makes me want to avoid fame if I can. I dislike people enough, thank you.

  27. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    woah jack got really old. im used to seein him in movies where hes plastered with make up i guess.
  28. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    Don`t know why, but he still looks hot
  29. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    if i was the dude holding out the pen, i would turn and walk away pretty damn fast
  30. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    What the hell`s a jackweed?
  31. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    couple of goblins behind him...
  32. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    Jagweed, not jackweed. And use your imagination come on now.
  33. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    "couple of goblins behind him..."

    ahahhaa i know...what a bunch of creatures

  34. Profile photo of VivaLaAlex
    VivaLaAlex Female 13-17
    23 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    i would be more interested in the guy who looks like Smegal!(sp?)
  35. Profile photo of facepalmist
    facepalmist Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    those are probably the ugliest two people ever to be caught on camera by chance...
  36. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    "Jagweed, not jackweed"

    Well then, excuse my typo your highness.

  37. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    woah, what`s with the dudes over his shoulder??
  38. Profile photo of BamJr
    BamJr Female 13-17
    86 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    That man scares me, quite honestly.
  39. Profile photo of Philomath
    Philomath Male 18-29
    174 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    "Actually, I heard Jack was one of the best autograph signers."

    That`s only when he`s signing a pic of a role he played that wasn`t reprised incredibly better than him (e.g. anything besides The Joker).

  40. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    Looks like were missing something here. I don`t think the animosity is directed to the fan. People can be jack_asses.
  41. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    The guys over his shoulders are the best part.
  42. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    Jack Nicholson is being stalked by meth addicts
  43. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    lol guys in the back are "oh no he didnt!!!!!
  44. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    I always wondered...

    Where do people get those fancy looking pictures (like that one of the Joker about to not be autographed) and do they walk around with them all the time?

    Or was this somewhere he was planned to be, and the fanatics ambushed him with pictures of his old work?

    Personally, I would ask him to autograph either Heath Ledger`s Joker, or a Sean Connery pic... Just because Nicholson isn`t all that great.

  45. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    1)"Jagweed, not jackweed"

    2)"Well then, excuse my typo your highness."

    It`s not a typo if you intentionally typed in the wrong word. I know you weren`t wrong on purpose, but it`s a mistake, not a typo. This is a tyop.

  46. Profile photo of rocklobster
    rocklobster Male 13-17
    79 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    he might stab someones throat with that cigarette
  47. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    "Jack Nicholson is being stalked by meth addicts"

    I didn`t think this picture was particularly funny till I read that and looked. Classic!

  48. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    Batmanners: "Personally, I would ask him to autograph...Heath Ledger`s Joker"

    OMFG this would be so effing funny, I would totally pay you if you had the balls to do this! Who else wants to chip in?

  49. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    He is like Christopher Walken, to me. I wouldn`t piss either of those guys off for all the money in the world. Those guys will end you, man. Just that simple.
  50. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 11:29 pm
    "It`s not a typo if you intentionally typed in the wrong word. I know you weren`t wrong on purpose, but it`s a mistake, not a typo. This is a tyop."

    You clearly mispelled that to make a point, therefore you intentionally typed in the wrong word. By your definition, that was not a typo. (By the way, it`s typo not tyop. LOL! Idiot! Doesn`t know how to spell typo.)

  51. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    lmfao at the entire picture

    Ok, this is his normal look!

    Also, wtf is up with the meth addicts in the backgroud?!!!!!!!!!

  52. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 12:08 am
    "It`s not a typo if you intentionally typed in the wrong word. I know you weren`t wrong on purpose, but it`s a mistake, not a typo. This is a tyop."

    Silly me! Whatever was I thinking???? I send out my thanks to all of you spelling and dictionary fanatics out there for straightening me out. What will this world be like without you??? (Oh crap...I used too many question marks this time, guess I`m REALLY in trouble, now).

  53. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 12:09 am
    lmao.. hes thinking "FML"
  54. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 1:13 am
    natakalt, agreed.
  55. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 2:13 am
    who are the crackheads behind him?
  56. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 4:51 am
    nice entourage Jack...
  57. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:44 am
    I bet this was taken just before jack nicholson took a piss all over that guys shoes on purpose.
  58. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:14 am
    Doesn`t he always look like that??
  59. Profile photo of ADMFlapplap
    ADMFlapplap Male 18-29
    175 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 9:54 am
    Haha... Qtee_mo, I was thinking the exact same thing.
  60. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:30 am
    He looks like he`s going to put that cigarette out in that guy`s eye.
  61. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:31 am
    "who are the crackheads behind him?"

    I`m assuming that`s his "posse"

  62. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    It takes guts to walk up to Jack Nicholson and give him that to sign
  63. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    Aretsuku-kun
    Male, 13-17, Canada
    61 Posts Thursday, June 11, 2009 10:31:39 AM
    "who are the crackheads behind him?"

    thats the first thing i thought...lol

  64. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    I think he should be happy that someone still remembers his role
  65. Profile photo of truckintim87
    truckintim87 Male 50-59
    46 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    Old man Jack looks like the ultimate a$$hole in this photo-- what a dick!!
  66. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    if a look could kill...
  67. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    I don`t know why he looks so pissed off... I would totally want him to sign that for me!!!
  68. Profile photo of runeman153
    runeman153 Male 13-17
    29 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    the guy behind him to the left is like "OH CRAP NOT ANOTHER ONE!" the one on the right is like "redruM" lol jacks gonna shove that pen so far up that guys @$$ its not even funny...:->
  69. Profile photo of bellasmommyx
    bellasmommyx Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    Those two men in the background there are so LOL worthy.
  70. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 3:20 am
    I don`t know who looks like more of a junkie in this picture - Jack or his "entourage".
  71. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    hahahha, i give my mom that face all the time.
  72. Profile photo of Syrup
    Syrup Female 13-17
    189 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    What`s a Jagweed?
  73. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    Gaddamn the whole trio in the picture look like they escaped from a zombie holocaust on a sausage wagon.
  74. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    are you trippin balls man?
    Are you?
  75. Profile photo of Renamon
    Renamon Female 13-17
    88 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    they all trippin,even the one who wants the autograph is trippin
  76. Profile photo of gargaflute
    gargaflute Male 18-29
    125 posts
    November 2, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    What`s that thing on the left?

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