Jack Nicolson Thinks You`re A Jagweed [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

And no, you"re not going to be getting that autograph.
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Male 125
What`s that thing on the left?
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Female 87
they all trippin,even the one who wants the autograph is trippin
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Male 210
are you trippin balls man?
Are you?
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Male 3,431
Gaddamn the whole trio in the picture look like they escaped from a zombie holocaust on a sausage wagon.
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Female 189
What`s a Jagweed?
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Female 2,044
hahahha, i give my mom that face all the time.
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Male 1,002
I don`t know who looks like more of a junkie in this picture - Jack or his "entourage".
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Female 82
Those two men in the background there are so LOL worthy.
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Male 29
the guy behind him to the left is like "OH CRAP NOT ANOTHER ONE!" the one on the right is like "redruM" lol jacks gonna shove that pen so far up that guys @$$ its not even funny...:->
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Female 346
I don`t know why he looks so pissed off... I would totally want him to sign that for me!!!
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Male 274
if a look could kill...
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Male 46
Old man Jack looks like the ultimate a$$hole in this photo-- what a dick!!
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Male 275
I think he should be happy that someone still remembers his role
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Female 265
Aretsuku-kun
Male, 13-17, Canada
61 Posts Thursday, June 11, 2009 10:31:39 AM
"who are the crackheads behind him?"

thats the first thing i thought...lol

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Male 367
It takes guts to walk up to Jack Nicholson and give him that to sign
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Male 308
"who are the crackheads behind him?"

I`m assuming that`s his "posse"

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Male 308
He looks like he`s going to put that cigarette out in that guy`s eye.
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Male 175
Haha... Qtee_mo, I was thinking the exact same thing.
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Female 414
Doesn`t he always look like that??
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Female 420
I bet this was taken just before jack nicholson took a piss all over that guys shoes on purpose.
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Male 1,704
nice entourage Jack...
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Male 1,162
who are the crackheads behind him?
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Female 837
natakalt, agreed.
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Female 5,222
lmao.. hes thinking "FML"
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Male 513
"It`s not a typo if you intentionally typed in the wrong word. I know you weren`t wrong on purpose, but it`s a mistake, not a typo. This is a tyop."

Silly me! Whatever was I thinking???? I send out my thanks to all of you spelling and dictionary fanatics out there for straightening me out. What will this world be like without you??? (Oh crap...I used too many question marks this time, guess I`m REALLY in trouble, now).

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Female 1,436
lmfao at the entire picture

Ok, this is his normal look!

Also, wtf is up with the meth addicts in the backgroud?!!!!!!!!!

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Female 528
"It`s not a typo if you intentionally typed in the wrong word. I know you weren`t wrong on purpose, but it`s a mistake, not a typo. This is a tyop."

You clearly mispelled that to make a point, therefore you intentionally typed in the wrong word. By your definition, that was not a typo. (By the way, it`s typo not tyop. LOL! Idiot! Doesn`t know how to spell typo.)

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Male 838
He is like Christopher Walken, to me. I wouldn`t piss either of those guys off for all the money in the world. Those guys will end you, man. Just that simple.
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Male 3,842
Batmanners: "Personally, I would ask him to autograph...Heath Ledger`s Joker"

OMFG this would be so effing funny, I would totally pay you if you had the balls to do this! Who else wants to chip in?

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Male 864
"Jack Nicholson is being stalked by meth addicts"

I didn`t think this picture was particularly funny till I read that and looked. Classic!

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Male 79
he might stab someones throat with that cigarette
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Male 3,755
1)"Jagweed, not jackweed"

2)"Well then, excuse my typo your highness."

It`s not a typo if you intentionally typed in the wrong word. I know you weren`t wrong on purpose, but it`s a mistake, not a typo. This is a tyop.

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Male 4,004
I always wondered...

Where do people get those fancy looking pictures (like that one of the Joker about to not be autographed) and do they walk around with them all the time?

Or was this somewhere he was planned to be, and the fanatics ambushed him with pictures of his old work?

Personally, I would ask him to autograph either Heath Ledger`s Joker, or a Sean Connery pic... Just because Nicholson isn`t all that great.

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Male 612
lol guys in the back are "oh no he didnt!!!!!
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Female 650
Jack Nicholson is being stalked by meth addicts
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Female 244
The guys over his shoulders are the best part.
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Male 1,404
Looks like were missing something here. I don`t think the animosity is directed to the fan. People can be jack_asses.
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Male 174
"Actually, I heard Jack was one of the best autograph signers."

That`s only when he`s signing a pic of a role he played that wasn`t reprised incredibly better than him (e.g. anything besides The Joker).

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Female 86
That man scares me, quite honestly.
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Female 4,197
woah, what`s with the dudes over his shoulder??
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Male 513
"Jagweed, not jackweed"

Well then, excuse my typo your highness.

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Male 63
those are probably the ugliest two people ever to be caught on camera by chance...
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Female 23
i would be more interested in the guy who looks like Smegal!(sp?)
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Female 354
"couple of goblins behind him..."

ahahhaa i know...what a bunch of creatures

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Female 1,677
Jagweed, not jackweed. And use your imagination come on now.
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Male 1,297
couple of goblins behind him...
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Male 513
What the hell`s a jackweed?
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Male 4,867
if i was the dude holding out the pen, i would turn and walk away pretty damn fast
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Female 1,697
Don`t know why, but he still looks hot
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Female 1,412
woah jack got really old. im used to seein him in movies where hes plastered with make up i guess.
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Male 606
"Who are the suspicious molester-looking fellows in the back? o_O"

+1, man...

And it`s crap like this that makes me want to avoid fame if I can. I dislike people enough, thank you.

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Male 2,125
He`s pissed because the Lakers lost. It all makes sense now :-)
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Female 668
YOU WANNA GET NUTS?! COME ON! LET`S GET NUTS!
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Male 81
look out! it`s the russian mob!
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Male 782
Who are the suspicious molester-looking fellows in the back? o_O
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Female 15,763
I, for one, would NOT want to anger Jack Nicolson.
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Female 5,139
"Wednesday, June 10, 2009 1:48:48 PM
Anger Management 2?"

lol good one xD

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Male 6
hes gonna go all shining on tht guy in a miunte
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Male 897
My favorite part of this pic is the look of absolute terror on the faces of the two guys behind Jack.

"Oh crap, someone`s about to get a pen in their throat.."

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Male 438
Anger Management 2?
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Male 525
Rember that time he attacked someones car with a golf club? Gotta love this bloke
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Female 394
Jack Nicolson has to be the scariest actor alive.. he`s just got this look to him that leaves one thinking of mass murder and straight jackets.
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Male 5,189
Uhhh ok then...
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Female 15,763
"`Glad my family got out of there like 400 years ago.`

To the southern states? Good call..."

Ahaha, ^^ had me in stitches.

"That cigarette is about to end up in someone`s eye."

Or other painful bodily orifice...

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Male 679
I think he`s whispering "hey... hey... don`t look now, but you see those two guys behind me? They`re starting to really freak me out. Can someone get them out of here??"
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Male 506
"Glad my family got out of there like 400 years ago."

To the southern states? Good call...

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Male 127
I didn`t Laugh,
But I would have if it was a picture
of heath ledger (as the Joker)
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Female 9,585
That face has "Try that one more time and I`ll make sure you have it coming," all over it, lmao.
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Male 3,755
Judging by the looks of the people in the background, this picture must`ve been taken in England. Glad my family got out of there like 400 years ago.
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Female 470
Is that Smeagol`s cousin Dave in the background?
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Male 4,807
Hes got a creepy looking posse behind him.
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Male 462
Out of all the movies I`ve ever done? You`re f*cking kidding me right?
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Male 4,593
That look would make Chuck Norris pee his pants.
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Female 3,726
Hahahah...I love Jack-boy! He`s like "b*tch, I ain`t signing s*it, so stick that pen up your @$$. Look at those damn freaks in the background.
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Male 4,593
That look is pure AWESOME. They say a picture is worth a thousand words... This one is worth TEN thousand.
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Male 3,755
That cigarette is about to end up in someone`s eye.
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Male 21,025
Link: Jack Nicolson Thinks You`re A Jagweed [Pic] [Rate Link] - And no, you`re not going to be getting that autograph.
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