Indecent Proposal [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Dude, not even *with* a million dollars.
There are 88 comments:
Female 49
the girl looks like the guy who played edward in twilight, i forget his name, robert patt-something
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Female 1
just because she has a ring on dosnt mean she`s married
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Female 9
Actually, that ring is on her right hand.
So, FAIL. (:
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Male 210
lol if u look closely ull see she`s alredy married, she has a ring! WTf of the day
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Male 28
lol the guy reminds me of the dude from sex drive who hooks up with the amish girl
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Female 1,436
*shudders*
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Male 510
isnt that timmy from the whitest kids u know?
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Male 147
She`s gonna say yes!
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Male 308
@Scorpio28: Agreed.
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Male 175
"Why don`t people clean their f-ing houses?"

Because wallowing in your own filth is so much easier!

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Male 9
maybe it just withered away from wacking it too much
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Male 1,704
looks like the dude has a "jeremy beadle" hand..

(god rest his soul)

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Male 438
Umm... I don`t get it. He has a condom, so what? What`s so funny about that?

By holding the prophylactic, he is inferring that he would like to have sexual intercourse with her but since he is fat,nerdy,middle-aged, and probably unemployed, she wants nothing of it.

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Female 343
Seeing as neither one of them are even remotely attractive, they should both just take what they can get.
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Female 1,496
Why don`t people clean their f-ing houses?
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Male 8,300
Yeah perfect description, I wouldn`t do her for a million dollars either ;-)
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Male 1,232
Umm... I don`t get it. He has a condom, so what? What`s so funny about that?
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Male 219
"Chicks dig guys with condoms, so I figure I`m a shoe-in!"
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Male 2,552
"Come on... you look like you wanna kill me, but really, all you wanna do is get in my pants. Come on, admit it. You know you want to. Here, I`ve got rubber. Promise, there`ll be no complications... Come on, come to daddy..."
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 838
I can very easily imagine death rays coming out of her eyes. You can almost see them, really.
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Male 3,755
Dude, I told you, I can`t make balloon animals with those.
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Male 3,842
That guy has Down Syndrome, right? Is this that one kid with Down Syndrome who`s mother wants to get him laid, but with a regular girl, not a girl who has Down Syndrome?
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Female 86
Haha WOW
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Male 79
she probably wants him to clean up first
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Female 4,376
love the face
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Female 4,197
well, how else are you supposed to get laid?
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Male 2,582
"i wish i could`ve seen her reaction"
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The photo shows her reaction, her bitchy ice-queen reaction. It`s probably his Sister anyways.
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Female 115
haha...that guy has the most awesome/creepy smile. xD
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Female 2
I know him (kind of). He makes (or used to) videos for a college student site. They`re meant to be funny/strange. This must be a shot from one of those.
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Female 56
Just look how happy he looks. Creepy sod.
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Male 5,189
Ehh.
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Male 4,867
i wish i could`ve seen her reaction
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Male 10,440
Hey! Thats what condoms are for.
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Female 5,139
hes face is so weird in proportions...hes eye is huge
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Male 6
nice choice goin with a blue condom cuz puttin clear latex on it isnt weird enuf
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Female 91
actually he kinda looks like Timmy on the Whitest Kids You Know
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Female 1,427
Is it bad I think of Jack Black when I see this?
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Male 353
i love how his face is all optimistic
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Female 895
Well..there`s a face that`ll haunt me for a while.
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Female 395
not even for sympathy.
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Male 670
>cuchulainn

Oh yeah? What about Korean?
아니오

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Male 462
Hey! look what I found! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Male 1,627
"i love you.......

and i have a condom."

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Male 138
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Male 150
he looks way too excited.
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Male 596
the camerman is more excited of what might happen next...or not...
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Male 218
I wanna punch that hog in the face
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Male 360
I`d tap that for free...
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Female 3,726
Well at least you know it would only last like...one, maybe two minutes!
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Male 29
Hey I have that same jacket. It`s really comfy.
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Male 432
Neveryours, why did someone take half the pictures on this website?
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Female 864
for a million dollars ,I`d do it . I`d do everything ,I`d wreck that guy !!
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Female 470
for a million dollars? Yeah. Don`t even lie , more than half the girls here (and probably some guys too) would do ANYBODY for a million. So long as there were no STDs in said person.
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Female 344
creepy lol i would not not do him even if he gave me 1 million
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Male 1,557
For a million dollars? Yeah I would.
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Female 1,269
why did somone take this picture...?
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Female 961
wow, i feel really sorry for her...and him..we`re just living in a world of hurt here
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Female 2,672
the boy has a dyson, wht does he need her for?
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Female 778
i wish i had her hair. -_-
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Female 41
yeah, ew.
-_-
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Female 2,509
ewwww
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Male 105
He: You reall need to consider using this... the audience has not idea...
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Male 106
Thats clearly his sister ;)
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Male 995
"Not until you clean this mess up!"
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Male 904
" HUH? HUH? cmon baby..."
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Female 1,395
haha, his face is funny; even the distant prospect of sexy times gives him anime eyes. Bless him.
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Male 81
does his left hand looks small or is it just me?:S
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Male 1,647

The look on his face is priceless. Eh, she`s typical, but his nearly genuine look of total and complete excitement is great. XD
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Male 2,172
For the male this means pleasure.
For the female this means one hell of a job.
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Male 102
"But first, Guitar Hero!"
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Male 844
lol, he looks excited and she looks......the opposite
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Female 133
i thnik we all realise that mystyocean, but there`s such a thing as suspention of disbeliefe, which, without, we would never be able tot watch a fantacy film without going "oh none of its real"

NO poo! But appriciate that this has probably happened for real and therefore = funny

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Female 5
Omg LOL!!!!her face says it all :-P
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Female 236
She has that "you got to be kidding me" look on her face and she has her arms wrapped around her which is an I`m uncomfortable gesture. I don`t think he`s getting anywhere!
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Female 609
who took the picture??
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Male 1,505
She`s considering it.
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Female 193
I certaintly hope you guys don`t think this is real. It was, more than likely, some stupid little "play" that these two pulled off for kicks.
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Male 227
Him: I just found the BEST new candy!!

Her: You KNOW I`m vegan, right?

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Female 1,412
I know someone who looks exactly like that lady.
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Male 382
She doesn`t look too disgusted by the proposal (!?)
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Male 99
how about for a million and 1?
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Male 3,014
v It`s a condom.
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Female 9,572
...?
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Male 175
hahaha...haha...haa...
talk about absolutely no tact.
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Female 1,063
Yep your right Fancy, lol.
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Male 525
Fancylad a bit of subtlity goes a long way ;-P
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Male 20,899
Link: Indecent Proposal [Pic] [Rate Link] - Dude, not even *with* a million dollars.
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