If You Die, What Happens To Your MySpace? [Pic]

Submitted by: MagicMoose 8 years ago in Funny

Another brilliant response from the smart asses on Yahoo Answers.
There are 121 comments:
Male 1,193
I don`t know what`s more funny, the people with a serious reply or the one`s that are farfetch`d
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Male 1,193
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Female 61
blonde much?
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Female 173
if you stare hard enough, your mind explodes.

that had absolutely no relevance whatsoever.

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Female 19
haha wow!
If you believe this...watch the film zeitgeist, either that or you have already saw it.
If you don`t believe it, do the same,it might make you believe it, either that, you will find it even funnier :P
believe me, its worth it if you stick with it!
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Female 4
WTF hahaha
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Male 103
Once, there was this one question. It was, "How Do You Pet A Cat"
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Female 372
-nods-
Yahoo answers ftw
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Male 10
Epic.
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Male 15,510
The person above me will give the best reply ever
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Female 1,401
lawlz
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Female 9,561
Best answer ever. And mods We have a spammer in joytikpr.
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Female 291
lmfao!!!! wow that was great
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Female 1,436
That made me lmfao

XD

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Female 23
The GReAT piC
tHAtS gERAT !!
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Female 88
... holy crap... all the suicides are going to fail now... their moms will be notified immediately =/
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Male 103
""an atheist world revolution would be nice. just to kill off the stupid religions... Buddhism can stay =D"

you do realize Buddhism is all about love and acceptance right? so you contradict yourself when you say "just to kill off all the stupid religions" then proceed to say that Buddhism can stay. "

no you twat he doesnt contradict himself, he didnt say hes a buddhist he just said he likes them.

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Female 192
God, I love Yahoo Answers. It must be a gift from the Gods.
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Male 15,510
The real question is, will your site reincarnate when you do it?
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Female 5,222
this picture has NOTHING to do with religion.. some of you people are ridiculous
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Female 167
Wow. And she believed the answer.
I fear for humanity.
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Male 92
"an atheist world revolution would be nice. just to kill off the stupid religions... Buddhism can stay =D"

you do realize Buddhism is all about love and acceptance right? so you contradict yourself when you say "just to kill off all the stupid religions" then proceed to say that Buddhism can stay.

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Male 3,619
JammaJulie, thats the average ameican male i hate.


where are all the atheists? come on people. we didn`t discover religion because we are stuck behind these screens. well we got pale skin and acne, but by god (how ironic) we have gathered a whole pooload of information. so i say, lets get out of these prisons and merge to the sunny surface and capture the world! it belongs to us! the future is within our grasps!!!!!

and so on... an atheist world revolution would be nice. just to kill off the stupid religions... Buddhism can stay =D

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Male 2,049
Actually, I heard that your myspace account gets transferred to an obituary page where people can leave memorable comments about the person.
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Female 20
TwoDog, sorry for your loss. This is my nephew`s. He died January 10 this year of an epileptic siezure 2 weeks before his 25th birthday. Look at "Who I`d like to meet". Friend #1 was his wife. I miss him.|-(
http://www.myspace.com/55622077
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Male 2,395
Answer win. :D
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Male 5
I`ve heard of people paying their late family members cellphone for years so they can "talk" to them though their voice mail. But you know this question isn`t serious cause it starts with the word "like".
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Female 390
Oh god TwoDog :( His comments page is so sad. Im sure youre very happy to know he is so loved.
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Male 2,510
lmao, sarcasm at it`s best.
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Male 1,232
Double fail. :(
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Male 4,004
Wow Twodog...

You didn`t HAVE to prove this pic wrong...

Unless you go and delete it, of course it`s going to stay up. That`s a terribly sad post there.

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Male 56
My stepson died 2 years ago. His my space web page is still there.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...
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Male 844
haha, best answer!
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Male 84
I love going and answering stupid questions there. I hope daily for something epically stupid.
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Female 339
Oh that person is epic.
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Female 761
HAHAHAHA! that`s classic!
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Male 601
It`s not that stupid of a question if you are looking for a philosophical or intellectual answer. Though, she worded it stupidly; it should be "when" you die... not "if" you die...
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Female 779
Haha nice, not the dumbest thing I have ever heard... The worst was this girl in highschool asked me if we had to add the zeros... we were marking tests. :(
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Male 107
lmao wow that was the stupidest question anyone could ever ask...blond? XD
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Female 895
Five stars! Thank you kindly sir!
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Male 2,788
"Sweet :)"

God, i hope she knows its a joke

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Male 182
God, I hope that`s not true...if they implanted a chip in my brain... damn you know how big the average computer chip was when I was born?!?!
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Female 56
Let`s hope she was asking because she wanted to know what would happen when she killed herself...
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Female 67
Hahah..I seriously hope she knows it`s a joke.
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Female 1,578
Well, I don`t know about myspace. But when people that I knew on facebook died, their page turned into a sort of memorial page.
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Female 4,197
lol good to see naievity is still out there
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Male 505
People still use Myspace? Really? I thought we had moved on to direct telepathy.
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Female 1,148
So the guy says "sweet."

frickin` retard.

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Male 513
Sweet :)
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Male 5,189
I always thought it turned into one of those like RIP sites.
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Female 195
Its actually really really uncomfortable when someone dies...and their myspace is still there, u see it appear, but nobody knows if they should delete it or leave it, put it as there top friend or something or remove it from their friends. this has happened to me o na few occasions and its really not pleasent
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Female 87
Nice one pirate
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Male 69
My flatmate died last new year and it was weird having him around in various internet sites. He`s football (soccer for you ignoramus) team kicked mine in HatTrick for the whole last season and that was totally mindblowing.
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Male 418
Damn. That chip sounds alot better than the facebook suppository that i got...
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Male 3,058
@ Decor: Another soldier in the IAB family I see...

Welcome!

Since your avatar is a pic of you in a combat uniform, I can tell you from experience that there are a few wannabe hippies and trolls here who will automatically assume that you`re some kind of mindless drone because of it, and will attack you even if you`re making perfect sense.

The rest of IAB is generally pretty cool and appreciates the fact that YOU serve so THEY don`t have to.

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Male 596
no, your not borg...
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Female 106
lawl
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Male 30
a woman asked that... and supposedly female`s got the brains and male`s got the muscles...
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Male 1,109
sweet.
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Male 72
is this serius??! b-b-but i dont have a myspace, if i dont have one will my chip implode??!! *hyperventilation*

Don`t worry, you`ll be dead when it exlodes so it wont matter

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Female 101
Maybe she didn`t fall for it. I thought she got the joke and thought he had a funny answer.
Please tell me she didn`t fall for it...
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Male 2,125
Lol she replied back "Sweet :)". Dumbass...
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Male 600
I want that guy as an ally. Now.
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Male 315
"Kinda like believing the government put little camera`s in peoples eyes to see what they`re doing?
"

That`s a ridiculous claim.

Everyone knows that the Government spies on you with electronic mosquitoes and flies.

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Male 394
is this serius??! b-b-but i dont have a myspace, if i dont have one will my chip implode??!! *hyperventilation*
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Female 901
wow.
she fell for it.
just wow.
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Male 499
Wow, the asker gave him 5 stars...
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Male 2,159
OMG what retards use Yahoo Answers?! Funny failure indeed! Well, it was the first time I saw it...
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Male 438
I used to believe the government put little cameras in people`s eyes to see what they were doing. But this is just RIDiCULous

Kinda like believing the government put little camera`s in peoples eyes to see what they`re doing?

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Male 445
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Male 2
:D epic
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Female 1,682
lmao. thats awesome. i wonder if the asker actually believes that though >.> kinda sad if so xD
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Male 612
I used to believe the government put little cameras in people`s eyes to see what they were doing. But this is just RIDiCULous
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Male 3,058
So does that mean the voices I`m hearing are actually my microchip picking up radio waves?

... I was wondering why Satan was telling me that the 15th caller wins Warped Tour tickets...

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Male 384
How is babby formed?
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Female 961
lol oh man that`s pretty hilarious. i want to be whoever answered that`s friend.
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Male 1,596
`sit there unattended`
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Female 4,225
I heard that when you die, the Account Deleting Police are alerted via a secret signal called the Media to delete any online evidence that the deceased peron ever existed.

Oh and, no of course Fancy can`t die. When he became the admin, his brain was connected to teh IAB. Therefore, as long as IAB lives, so will Fancy and vis versa

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Male 156
you can judge someone`s wisdom by the questions they ask.

on yahoo, the answers aren`t entirely the problem

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Male 720
It`s true.
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Female 470
That`s scary. Because the bible warns about a mark of the beast that will be inserted in ur head or hand

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.... *headesk*

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Female 209
agreen fecesinvcr.

that answer is pretty funny. amazing how many stupid people there are in the world though

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Male 215
Wait, does that mean I shouldn`t be stoning ignorant children? Oh boy...
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Male 8
But I don`t have a myspace!!! What about my facebook? hahaha
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Male 240
"That`s scary. Because the bible warns about a mark of the beast that will be inserted in ur head or hand"

The bible also says that ignorant children should be publicly stoned to death. Deuteronomy 21:18-21

It also says it`s ok to sell your daughter into slavery, and that a man should not have long hair.

Even scarier is that anyone would take the bible as a literal text... Just my 2 educated cents.

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Female 3
That`s scary. Because the bible warns about a mark of the beast that will be inserted in ur head or hand
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Male 160
I`m surprised that she doesn`t care about her facebook.
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Female 590
Mydeadspace.com?
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Male 4,867
when i die, the whole world will have a day of morning and the pope will ceremoniously delete all my accounts - don`t know about the rest of you though
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Male 2,688
Its possible they pay attention to whether or not its getting feedback, like my friend`s page gets comments and stuff posted to it on occasion. Maybe those that are completely forgotten and get no traffic get deleted after a set time.
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Female 241
i figured after some time myspace needs to delete accounts that haven`t been used in a year or so.

and taylor stone, that`s just sad.

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Female 15,763
Ha HA! No one can say she`s a dumb American, look how she spells rumours! HA!

Anyway...

>_>
<_<

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Male 2,855
no way! haha it rocks, where did you get it Fehz?
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Male 2,688
For those who actually wnat the correct answer:

It remains unattended. MySpace never cycles through their dead accounts. (I have a friend who died in a car accident and her myspace still exists. Her last login was the day she died. Its become a memorial page.)

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Female 47
thats great
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Male 2,737
you mean there is no microchip? damn.
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Male 579
quackor, I have that rubber duck in your avatar..
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Male 7,933
i know that when i die my myspace is the first thing on my decomposed mind
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Male 1,853
Those two posts are probably the most well written, grammatically correct, and all around not-pooty posts on Yahoo Answers.
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Male 2,855
Next week on the news:

"Girl found dead after home brain surgery goes wrong, myspace account was deleted."

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Female 1
ITS FROM EL CHUPACABRA!! WHAT DO U EXPECT!! ITS EVIL! lmfao
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Male 579
either this is a repost or I saw it on failblog and think it`s a repost..
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Male 1,140
did......that girl actually....BELIEVE HIM?!?!!??!
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Female 14
OMFG i saw that!!!! i was looking for something and that popped up and i nearly peed myself laughin` :D
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Male 184
sweet :)
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Male 308
Dumbass.
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Male 47
Fancyland can`t die, hes a robot with hyper AI, programmed to take boredom away... He can`t die, hes eternal :P
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Male 1,357
ahahaha i bet the asker even beleived it too. no joke.
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Female 50
wow. i think my IQ just dropped a few points from reading that question.
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Male 18
like wow........
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Male 57
no...when you die your facebook account teams up with twitter to remove your myspace...=)
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Female 965
Very smart. :P
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Male 15,510
If Fancyland dies, what happens to I-Am-Bored?
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Male 4,807
I knew it!!!!
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Male 1,505
Well, if ya ask a dumb question...
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Male 525
So that`s what that scar is
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Male 34
Hey! This is real! No, seriously!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
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Female 1,944
HAHA!

"sweet"

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Male 107
ive seen this before. stolen?
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Female 683
The hilarity of that response is beyond words.
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Male 623
Link: If You Die, What Happens To Your MySpace? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Another brilliant response from the smart asses on Yahoo Answers.
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