I Dare You To Stick You Finger In That Thing [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

Anyone have any ideas what this thing is?
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Male 90
that, my dear friends is an aliens anus
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Male 431
better yet stick your **** in there
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Female 18
you couldn`t pay me to stick my finger in thereX-(
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Male 161
That is simply a Lamprey. It sucks blood from most freshwater fish although there are saltwater lamprey.
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Female 360
I dare you to stick something else in there.
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Female 713
Oh my, is that edible?
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Female 64
hahaha "new flesh light!??"

hahahaha im dratin WEAK


but seriously that think looks like evil

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Female 175
It can see into your soul.
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Male 127
I Believe That`s A Goldine.
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Female 24
It is definety a sea lamprey that is a jawless fish:

Here is a pic of one

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Male 221
"the new flesh light!??"

Haha omg

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Male 683
I believe it is called a lamprey, a sea creature that is kin to a leech.
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Male 1,704
the new flesh light!??
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Male 427
Definitely photoshopped
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Male 3,619
Kraken is a norse mythology. (ffs they even say so in the movie)

Is anyone else thinking real life "Headcrab" from half-life?


Oh, i challange you to stick your head in =D

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Male 39
I found Teeth.
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Male 3,842
"I`m showing my age and my nerdity here, but is anyone else bothered that everyone is saying, "the kracken from Pirates of the Caribbean!"
It`s been used in movies before that, most notably, to me, is The Clash of the Titans.

Either way, I think this thing is kind of cute, even if it is a parasitic sea monster."

Actually, there have been reports of Kraken since the year 1250. Most historians think that drunk sailors saw a giant squid and thought it was the legendary sea monster trying to sink their ship. Hence, reports of sightings of the mythical Kraken throughout history.

If you think Pirates of the Caribbean invented the Kraken, well, that makes me sad for the future of the World`s Youth. Mythology has been around a hell of a lot longer than your favorite Disney movies


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Female 527
its a sea lamprey
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Female 119
its a leech...


sorta reminds me of that movie "teeth" though

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Male 1,064
looks like 1,000 years of digestion to me
-insert classic starwars scream here-
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Female 408
I saw this and instantly sharply breathed in and said "What the crap is that!" lol good thing I`m home and not at work or class, because I couldn`t control my reaction. eeww *shudders*
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Female 1,401
@ dasheezy, you need to "conquer" it first :P
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Male 599
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Male 125
SHOPPED!
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Male 4,793
it could be a magnified pic of an octopus` sucker thingys, some of them have teeth in em.
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Female 88
isnt that a lamprey? nasty things.
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Female 61
its an alien! it will kill us all run to the hills or the roofs. just pray to god these things can`t swim or slither upwards otherwise we are all screwed.
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Female 204
That must be a baby sarlacc
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Male 3
That would be a lamprey, kinda the freakiest fekkin worm thing ever
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Female 126
It`s a close up of Americas President Barrack Obama`s nostri!?
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Male 181
Looks like some sort of leech...creepy
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Male 9,305
It can use Leech Life. >_>
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Male 4,680
Boba Fett`s in there somewhere.
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Male 272
MYNOK!!
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Female 19
I think it is the sucker on the tentacle of an octopus?
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Male 11
I would totally let that thing go down on me for a couple bucks.
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Male 949
Lampreys own.
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Male 1,505
THE SPICE MUST FLOW
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Male 2
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Male 326
Mynok!
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Female 12
Looks like the mouth of a Leech.
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Male 27
Lol cat fight OOP OOP - i agree with bananajojo, we`re all (mostly) adults (or mature) here, and if you, or anyone else, finds that offensive, ill take ur line Elvi, and use it to direct you to the door (:
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Male 4
It`s a lamprey.
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Male 360
Im with Wattstone I think hes kinda cue.
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Male 680
Can you say: Sarlaac Pit?
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Female 126
My stomach just flipped over when I saw that
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Male 2,332
"The Vagina Dentata. "

I dare you to stick your thing in that thing ^^

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Male 27
Lol cat fight OOP OOP - i agree with bananajojo, we`re all (mostly) adults (or mature) here, and if you, or anyone else, finds that offensive, ill take ur line Elvi, and use it to direct you to the door (:
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Male 5
At least they tasted good when grilled.
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Male 4
I cannot believe I just made an account just to say that I did stick my fingers in this. Vertebrate Zoology dissections =] Though I gotta say, from the close-up, it looks huge! It`s not actually that big.
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Male 330
damn, looks like oprahs all over the web now.
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Male 59
The Vagina Dentata.
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Male 33
20 feet in, theres a "made in china" sticker
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Male 78
my penis has nightmare about this
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Male 26
Lamprey, blood-sucking fish
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Male 358
wat would it eat :P
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Male 173
looks like a woman`s vi-j-jy with a teeth. Women are the devils spawn... hiss...
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Female 1,190
its gotta be from japan...
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Male 37
looks like a lamprey to me.
in my life sciense class, our teacher had a preserved one. wierd things, they are.
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Male 1,666
"The thing from Star Wars 6."
The sarlacc?
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Female 4,376
nature is a creepy bitch sometimes.
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Male 40
that`s what she said.
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Male 343
The thing from Star Wars 6. ;-/
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Male 59
That is the mouth of a lamprey eel, they can be found in the great lakes. the bore holes in other fish bellies and suck out the goodies.
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Male 295
It`s actually the sarlac`s baby.
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Female 326
that sucks.
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Female 89
kraken? (sp)
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Female 86
I think I found Teeth.

Ew...

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Male 438
anyone else horny?
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Male 670
Heh. This is almost exactly like the same picture I used for my presentation on sea lampreys.

Ah, good times.

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Male 429
.....is that the vertebrate with no vertebrae?
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Female 15,763
So... so Teeth is less of a movie and more of a documentary?
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Male 2,148
Finger? I barely know her!
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Male 1,685
OMG. is that what a vagina looks like!?
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Female 122
Sure. Here I go...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Male 108
oh my god it`s Rosie o` Donnell`s vagina!
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Male 7
haha thanks dasheezy i would love to as well
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Female 721
@Kaagan: Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata! It exists!!!!

God that movie was hilarious.

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Male 1,627

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Male 228
A lamprey, one of the few remaining jawless fishes. Basically a giant, swimming leech. It will drill into its prey`s flesh with the impressive array of teeth you see here.
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Male 150
DankKush lol. that movie is scary... like imagine if that actually happened. Great name btw, i`d love to be sparkin an L of some of that right about now
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Male 7
its a vagina dentata .... lol
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Male 150
@banajojo if that`s your vagina we should get together some time.
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Male 27
Lol cat fight OOP OOP - i agree with bananajojo, we`re all (mostly) adults (or mature) here, and if you, or anyone else, finds that offensive, ill take ur line Elvi, and use it to direct you to the door (:
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Male 129
Its a lamprey.
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Male 3
it looks like a mynock from Empire Strikes Back
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Female 1,401
and by the way, your the one with a pic of urself with no pants on
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Female 1,401
elvi, when on the internet, you must realize there are no lines.
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Female 481
bananajojo..

you crossed the line.

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Female 1,401
ok, who put a pic of my vagina on the internet?
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Male 93
Awwwww, it`s Smoochy the lamprey!
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Male 150
@tangello <sarcasm>nonono i meant with a bat.shame on you for having a perverse mind.</sarcasm>
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Male 104
It`s a Lampray.
Leach from hell, if you ask me.
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Female 901

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DaSheezy
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
24 Posts Thursday, June 4, 2009 4:55:37 PM
I`d hit that
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you`re a brave man...

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Male 914
all hail the mighty saarlac!
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Male 906
hawttt
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Male 150
I`d hit that
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Male 79
and they say theres no such thing as monsters...
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Male 282
"Its a Lamprey"

yea its magnified a lot

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Male 16
That reminds me of a sarlacc from Star Wars, the animal Jabba the hut used to punish people by having them be digested for a thousand years http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sarlacc#D...
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Male 363
Hey! How did you get a picture of my ex wifes vagina?
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Female 40
Its a Lamprey
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Male 2,344
It`s the mud worm from King Kong.
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Male 1,003
It`s some sort of hardcore sex doll.
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Male 17,512
I`m guessing it`s a leech.
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Female 1,412
it doesnt look right...
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Male 12
It is a lamprey. It clings onto animals and sucks them....huh huh...sucks
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Female 470
the crackin`....that thing from POTC
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Male 5
It came from the mist!
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Female 60
Lol, blackcat.
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Male 11
octopus tentacle suction cup... maybe
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Male 6
its a lamprey
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Female 3,726
Sea anomole
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Female 876
It`s a vagina dentada!
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Female 390
Oh crap i knew those pictures of my bojingle would get leaked.
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Female 837
I`m showing my age and my nerdity here, but is anyone else bothered that everyone is saying, "the kracken from Pirates of the Caribbean!"

It`s been used in movies before that, most notably, to me, is The Clash of the Titans.

Either way, I think this thing is kind of cute, even if it is a parasitic sea monster.

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Male 116
where i was born from
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Male 307
poor Boba Fett...sniff
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Female 53
Oh God lampreys

;-;

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Male 4
INTO THE SARLAC PIT!!!
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Male 1,540
That is the inside of a vagina.
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Male 782
New form of punishment for child molesters.
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Male 1,718
Yea i saw one of these evil mothers once. Looks slightly better than the Japaneese canned vagina.
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Female 385
lampreys are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO groossss
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Male 167
Awwwww of the day, Anyone?
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Male 17
yeah its a lamprey.
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Male 3,755
Challenger...c`mon, that`s gross. It can`t be that bad.
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Female 673
I KNEW this looked familiar.
If you want to see a more disturbing image with this in it:
http://snopes.com/photos/gruesome/finger...
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Female 346
How`d they get these pictures of my vagina!?!
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Male 462
And here I thought the candiru was bad.
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Male 169
I`m pretty sure that`s a lamprey eel...its parasitic and only drinks fish blood.
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Female 36
Aww lookie, it`s a Fleshlite for sadists!
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Male 1,002
Definitely a Lamprey. Basically a cross between an eel, a leech, and a sarlacc.
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Male 970
@kittykitkat: no
i think its some magnified small leech
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Male 2,125
Imagine getting your finger or "something" caught in that. Wait...DON`T! >.<
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Female 457
DO NOT WANT!
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Male 3,819
"VAGINA DENTATA!"

LOL

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Female 34
isn`t it like a sea cucumber or something?
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Male 363
Lamprey
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Female 328
VAGINA DENTATA!
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Male 354
well actually looking at comments everyone seems to already know this... nvmm lol
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Male 354
yea i agree with dljudo i think its a lamprey as well. kind of looks like it is shot underwater with the back part of it and the only thing underwater with a mouth like that i can think of is a lamprey
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Male 3
you guys are stupid it`s a simple parasitic worm nothing else nothing more
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Male 5,189
vv LOL!!!!!!
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Male 2,591
thats my ex`s vagina
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Female 710
Is that a leech?
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Male 485
its a lamprey... weird snakey water animal thing
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Male 614
I laughed when the first person said "My ex.", but when it got lame pretty quickly when 3 other people said the same thing.
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Male 904
i was gonna sat parasitic worm
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Male 164
Since no one has attempted to make a "that`s what she said" joke, i`m going to be the immature one here and just say it.
Ahem.

That`s what she said.

I thank you.

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Female 1,148
AHHHHH!!

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Male 701
Oh no! A kiwi from hell!
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Female 1,697
Hahaha is that the VA JAY JAY from that movie, ya know that had teeth in it
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Male 23
kinda reminds me of charibidis (giant sea eating monster fyi) from the oddyssey. (yes, i`ve read it. its a good book.)
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Female 98
yep. definitely a lamprey. check the 3rd picture down on the right, its the same pic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamprey
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Male 90
mmhmmm... Its the Kraken. The fish that got food poisoning because he ate Jack Sparrow
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Male 3,755
I hate ocean life.
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Male 185
yes its a lamprey
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Female 12
it looks like the thingy from pirates of the caribbean
you know,
the one that eats Jack.
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Male 2,552
GAAAAH! NIGHTMARE MATERIAL BIGTIME!

Btw, I think it`s some kind of simple mouth, sort of like a snail mouth only bigger... or it`s just a closeup.

Vhreio seems to have a pretty good idea, I`m betting on whatever he`s saying. Don`t know what animal he`s talking about, but it sounds plausible.

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Male 12,138
"It`s a lamprey, one of the most primitive fish that evolved even before dinosaurs."

BLASPHEMER!

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Male 138
Uh...I don`t know...probably something from the DEPTHS OF HELL!
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Female 217
We have these in the river downtown. :)
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Female 5,222
ANGRY VAGINA
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Male 506
It`s a lamprey, one of the most primitive fish that evolved even before dinosaurs.
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Female 961
Jeff from MLB 2
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Male 301
thats my pencil sharpener.....
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Male 619
it`s called a lamprey, scray huh?
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Female 115
Sarlacc?!
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Male 105
My ex girlfriend :(... what can I say... I had an obsession for Lampreys.
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Male 606
...I`d hit it.
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Male 964
Aww! it looks kinda` cute ^_^
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Female 67
It`s a lamprey!
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Male 45
Wrong, it is not a lamprey it is of course a Gorgamack vagina. Never forget about the Gorgamack catholic priesthood.
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Female 1,412
Here Kitty Kitty...WARRRRGHHHH... :)
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Male 199
kraaken!!!
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Male 37
thats a lamprey
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Male 931
looks like my ex-wifes...
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Female 215
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Female 217
looks soft...ill take my chances :)
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Male 167
Since that "I humped your finger" guy I`m not sticking my finger anywhere unknown so soon.
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Male 5,314
looks like a leech
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Female 1,063
That`s a Kracken.... lol and NO I wouldn`t stick my precious finger in there :-P or anything else for that matter
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Female 9,557
It`s a craken baby. If you don`t know what I`m talking about, then look up the 2nd Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
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Female 36

Those creatures are freakin vicious..
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Female 2,220
Tiegra`s got it, it`s a lamprey.

And they`re not small things. Can get upto 4 feet long.

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Male 563
So that`s what a vagina looks like...
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Male 75
I would
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Female 126
It`s a lamprey.
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Male 1
Its called " my ex-wife".
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Male 215
So that`s what the inside of a Like-Like looks like.
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Male 363
Vampire`s butthole??
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Female 85
I believe I saw one in Star Wars...
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Male 2,510
I would love to put my penis in there.
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Male 156
its called a Lampray its a parasitic marine animal
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Male 614
lol @ souladdict22. "My ex."
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Female 101
ouch
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Female 609
omg. weird.
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Male 3,425
Has anyone seen the film Teeth?
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Male 178
My ex.
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Male 201
it`s creepy
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Male 20,825
Link: I Dare You To Stick You Finger In That Thing [Pic] [Rate Link] - Anyone have any ideas what this thing is?
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