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Date: 06/04/09 06:35 PM

144 Responses to How To Get The Girl Of Your Dreams [Pic/Chart]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:35 am
    Link: How To Get The Girl Of Your Dreams - These stats are based on decades of research.
  2. Profile photo of woomanfoo
    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    536 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:37 am
    It`s all so easy!
  3. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    815 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:38 am
    oh....so that`s what i`ve been doing wrong...
  4. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:39 am
    That`s how I got mine!
  5. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:42 am
    damn now what am I supposed to do with this ugly chihuahua?
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:43 am
    not funny
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    BrettTurner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:46 am
    not just unfunny but inaccurate.
  8. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    815 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:52 am
    Wey Pooh, have a bbq
  9. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:54 am
    Don`t agree, a guy that ignores me, only makes me ignore him too, so if he wants to get me he better do something.

    Also a guy that ignores doesn`t have the balls to ask a girl out.

    I would like to see a chart about how to get the guy, maybe 50% gotta be a slut and the other 50% be smokin`

  10. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:08 am
    Yea.. That`s why musicians and comedians are always lonely. NOT.
  11. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:17 am
    There`s a technique to it, if you straight up ignore her it wont work. You have to pay "just enough" attention to let her know your intrested.

    So Sayath the single man

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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:20 am
    not true
    not funny
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:26 am
    Everything else except ingore her would work. I think if you really want to get laid, buy a puppy, because I am a total dog lover and you will have all my attention for the rest of the day.
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    toqr Male 18-29
    199 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:26 am
    failed post
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    Ushersgurl14 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:28 am
    hmm for guys maybe...
    50% slut
    25% sports freak
    25% good cook
  16. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:30 am
    Silence is sexy.
    Just your silence is not sexy at all.
  17. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:31 am
    LMAO @ Wey Pooh
  18. Profile photo of amonamarth20
    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:34 am
    ..............*waits for the girls to roll in*.......................
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    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:38 am
    ahaha, i was expecting it to say be a douche...

    close though.

  20. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:44 am
    is that so
  21. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    815 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:49 am
    lol, ushersgirl, you got that down
  22. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:52 am
    "Everything else except ingore her would work. I think if you really want to get laid, buy a puppy, because I am a total dog lover and you will have all my attention for the rest of the day."

    Pathn, I`m pretty sure the puppy would get more attention.

  23. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:55 am
    it`s kind of true.
  24. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:59 am
    yeah it is kinda true. the more you ignor her the more she becomes interested in you because of it
  25. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:00 am
    nah, ignore until she approaches you, and then flirt away. It`s quite logical actually. Everyone likes a challenge.
  26. Profile photo of dance4life
    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:00 am
    not funny. pretty stupid. if a guy ignores me, i ignore him. If my boyfriend spent more time ignoring me than respecting me...he wouldn`t still be with me. thats for sure
  27. Profile photo of miakauisan
    miakauisan Female 18-29
    158 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:03 am
    Works with guys too. Common human reaction to something being restricted...you want it more.
  28. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:07 am
    lol men r so stupid ... no effence.. but really if u ignore me then ur not worth my time.. and if ur already daiting and you ignore her you might as well kiss her good bye cuz she will leave you
  29. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:08 am
    Not true for me. I like attention.
  30. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:10 am
    What? I don`t get it, it`s not even funny. I know it`s not supposed to be serious, but... It`s just not funny, the joke is all wrong.
  31. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:10 am
    I don`t even acknowledge the existence of guys who deliberately ignore me.
    Guess I`m doing something wrong... o___o`
  32. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:18 am
    ....borrow a puppy?
  33. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:18 am
    Make her laugh should be the grey bit.
  34. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:20 am
    If guys I like ignore me I feel like they don`t like mee. If they gave me a puppy id be well happyyy
  35. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:22 am
    i ignore them to get rid of them and it works juuuuuuuuust fine :)
  36. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:26 am
    When guys ignore me, I feel like they don`t like me. Then if they start talking to me, I tell them to screw off. I`m not your pocket girl, you`re not going to choose me after the pretty girl. :P
  37. Profile photo of Flameguin
    Flameguin Male 18-29
    55 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:40 am
    If I try to explain this, it takes all the funny out of it, so for everyone who doesn`t get it, just trust me, it`s pretty funny.
  38. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:43 am
    yeah, borrow the puppy cause you don`t want to be cleaning up it`s doo years afterwards if the puppy bit doesn`t work.. then again, reusing the puppy can work later on if the initial attempt was unsuccessful.
  39. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:44 am
    Ha ha ha

    So true.... so true....

  40. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:49 am
    wheres "treat her like crap"?

  41. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:50 am
    and a "motorcycle" for the teenage girls
  42. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 9:03 am
    Yeah. All that be yourself crap is a load of just that. I`ve been myself for quite a while now and it ain`t working out.
  43. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 9:07 am
    lame

    and doesn`t work

    oh and they forgot:
    1. Play the guitar
    2. Get a tattoo
    3. buy her a drink (this step may have to be repeated over and over with varying results)
    4. Motorcycle and/or sweet car

  44. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 9:13 am
    supersmash....perhaps you should revisit "who" you are then. As I have told my son many a times, if being `you` is a being a jerk, ain`t no one gonna like you anyhoo. Good Luck!
  45. Profile photo of theguy91
    theguy91 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 9:22 am
    I was myself and it worked for me!
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    Shadow_Wolf Male 18-29
    19 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 9:32 am
    M364N

    When you have the spelling and grammar of a retarded backwater hillbilly you should really watch who you call stupid. All things considered this graph is probably directed at people like you who are just to stupid for us to waste Our time on, and thus should simply be ignored.

  47. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 9:41 am
    "If I try to explain this, it takes all the funny out of it, so for everyone who doesn`t get it, just trust me, it`s pretty funny."

    Wait... I think I get it now... I think...
    Huh...

  48. Profile photo of Spiralz2k8
    Spiralz2k8 Male 13-17
    284 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 9:57 am
    GREY PACMAN MUNCH YOU ALL.
  49. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 9:58 am
    Sometimes this sort of works, in that a girl I`m ignoring because I don`t like her starts to like me.
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    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 10:04 am
    "lol men r so stupid ... no effence.. but really if u ignore me then ur not worth my time.. and if ur already daiting and you ignore her you might as well kiss her good bye cuz she will leave you"

    Are you drating serious? You hypocritical, sexist goon. Download Firefox if you`re not already using it. Then look at the top of your Firefox browser. Click tools. Then click options. Then turn spell check on. For drat`s sake. Please.

  51. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
    191 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 10:22 am
    Really? Being ignored has never really done it for me.
  52. Profile photo of craigf89
    craigf89 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 10:24 am
    boredfjord is says your a male?? o_O
  53. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    815 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 10:27 am
    On further consideration, I now think "Ignore her" should be split equally with "Be smoking hot". That`s prob my prob.......
  54. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 10:33 am
    Whatever you do, NEVER treat a girl with politeness and respect; she`ll just think you`re a creep. Politeness and respect will work with some WOMEN, but I`ve never seen or heard of it working with a girl.
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    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 10:43 am
    Jesus loves you................................................................?
  56. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 10:54 am
    brb Friend`s puppy
  57. Profile photo of falloutchik
    falloutchik Female 18-29
    78 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 10:57 am
    just personal experience from being a woman and living amongst many other women....

    >guy ignores: "maybe he hasn`t seen me yet...maybe i should introduce my self ;) "

    >guy ignores: labeled "jerk (for an i-a-b appropriate word". no futher contact and is considered waste of time. next guy.

  58. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:05 am
    i dont get it
  59. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:09 am
    if a guy ignores me i feel uncomfortable and i think he doesntlike me so i move on.
  60. Profile photo of epic_haze
    epic_haze Male 18-29
    43 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:15 am
    I think it`s true, I`ve tried being myself, making her laugh, impressing her parents etc., but nothing really ever works, it just puts me into the dreaded "friend" category. It`s the girls that I don`t really pay attention to that start to like me.
  61. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:26 am
    "supersmash....perhaps you should revisit "who" you are then. As I have told my son many a times, if being `you` is a being a jerk, ain`t no one gonna like you anyhoo. Good Luck!"

    That`s good advice. If who I am is the shy guy in the corner without any confidence, then I`m not gonna get very far.

    "Whatever you do, NEVER treat a girl with politeness and respect; she`ll just think you`re a creep. Politeness and respect will work with some WOMEN, but I`ve never seen or heard of it working with a girl."

    OldOllie, Chris Hanson is on his way.

  62. Profile photo of fedabog
    fedabog Male 18-29
    90 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:28 am
    Clearly, the only proven method is learning Wonderwall on guitar...
  63. Profile photo of sumguyin267
    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:35 am
    I could have sworn chloroform would be the biggest slice.
  64. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:44 am
    This is wrong, you`re supposed to "PRETEND you`re ignoring her"
  65. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:49 am
    I hate being ignored. I would ignore the guy who was ignoring me.
  66. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:51 am
    I got the girl of my dreams. Thanks chart! .
  67. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:53 am
    Hmmm. From my experience, he already has puppies, he acts like himself, he makes me laugh, he respects me, he`s spontaneous, and he`s completely won me over.

    And ignoring her is sort of a good way to NOT get a girl.

  68. Profile photo of akrominii
    akrominii Male 18-29
    51 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:53 am
    <This is wrong, you`re supposed to "PRETEND you`re ignoring her">

    That is Correct, one hundred percent spot on.

  69. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 11:58 am
    Looks like pacman... He held the truth all these years!
  70. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    >>Mweebles
    stfu bitch you love it
  71. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    Truest pie chart ever.
  72. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    I love how all the women are on here saying "NAWT TRUE. Trust me, I`m a woman. I know."

    No you don`t. You have no idea.

    I see there are a couple people on here who get it. Cheers to you. The life ahead of you is a lot easier.

  73. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    And for what it`s worth, how to get the guy of your dreams is pretty much the same chart. Just replace puppy with sports or video games or some sh*t.
  74. Profile photo of mickeym19
    mickeym19 Male 13-17
    625 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    "lol men r so stupid ... no effence.."

    WOAH WOAH WOAH....no EFFENCE...really??...and you`re calling men stupid?

    Anyways.....this chart is quite true :)

  75. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    puppies always get me....
  76. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    I think the puppy slice should be much bigger, and I can go for any cute little animal.
  77. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    First of all, we are stupid. Second of all, learn to spell before criticizing intelligence.
  78. Profile photo of gamblinprobs
    gamblinprobs Female 18-29
    4 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    "I could have sworn chloroform would be the biggest slice."

    I agree. I fall head over heels for a man with chloroform.

  79. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Imz a voman. Thrust me. If thou bought me much stuff and respect myself and give me attantione, yoll win ma. Igrone not.

    Oh uau a heroin adikt entered the internets caffe and is taking hims dose in the WC! He don`t even noticed me!!! I go having sex with him now.

  80. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    I`m a little amused by the number of our female counterparts who are saying: "If a guy ignores me he doesn`t have a chance..." or something to that effect.

    I call Bullsh*t ladies.

    It`s been my experience that being funny and charming will get a womans attention without fail every time.

    I`ve also noticed that the more "accessible" a man seems, the less likely it is that women will show any interest beyond being "just friends".

    I totally agree that if you`ve been funny and charming enough to get their attention, then follow that up with a faint air of being disinterested in anything more than a brief conversation, most women will redouble their efforts to get you to "notice" them.

    Deny it all you want ladies, but an air of mystery is key in our human mating dance.

    Every long-term relationship I have ever been involved in has been with someone I just didn`t pay a lot of attention to at the beginning, that includes my fiancee.

  81. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    @ M364N: Spell check and a refresher course in basic grammar and punctuation will probably work wonders for you.

    If you talk like you type, that may explain the number of men who live in trailer parks or have mullets that you seem to attract.

  82. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    Maybe I`m just not like most girls, but seriously... If a guy ignores me I take it as a sign that he doesn`t want anything to do with me, so I just give up and stop trying.
    I mean, it is a funny pie chart. I can see the humor of it... But in reality, I don`t think a lot of girls would enjoy being ignored, except for those ones (which there seem to be a lot of them in Alaska,) who enjoy getting hurt and being in unhealthy relationships.
  83. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    Well, it certainly worked for my ex. XD
  84. Profile photo of nlcs
    nlcs Male 18-29
    94 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    This is a load of rubbish, everyone knows that respect her works 0%
  85. Profile photo of Angua13
    Angua13 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    Look, it works on the girls that are looking for the "bad boy type". If a girl is not looking for a "bad boy" she wants to be showered with attention.

    I`ve never been with a guy that ignored me, it`s the confident guys that approach me is who I`ve always liked. Thats how my husband won me over.

  86. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    lmao, I wouldn`t ignore M364N, I rather use such terms as:
    -Avoid
    -Evade
    -Dodge
    -GTFO.
  87. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    Nah, I think hit n` run tactics apply in M364N`s case. It`s still booty.
  88. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    hmm... might try this, cuz all that other crap certainly didn`t work... eh, wutevr
  89. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    @SuperSmash "OldOllie, Chris Hanson is on his way."

    Would that be Chris Hanson, the New England Patriots punter; Chris Hanson, the San Francisco folk singer; Chris Hanson, the UK web designer; Chris Hanson, the Denver oil and gas consultant; or some other Chris Hanson that shows up somewhere beyond page 3 of the Google results? Sorry, but that one went straight over my head. ;-/

  90. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    This is no lie: in the June 2009 "Personality and Social Psychology" research journal, scientists discovered that women in a male-dominated workplace are more attracted to men who treat them disrespectfully as a sex object instead of as an intelligent co-worker, and the women perform their jobs more poorly, acting less intelligent than they really are.

    If a man treats them with respect in the workplace, as an intelligent co-worker, the women do their jobs as competently as anyone else, but don`t find the man to be attractive.

    Stop the presses. If a guy wants to fu...I mean, drate a woman, she will act stupid because she thinks that what guys like. If a guy treats her with respect, it doesn`t make her feel sexy, I guess.

  91. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    lmao @ gamblinprobs....yeah....i agree with the chart....but if a girl wants a guy...you could replace the big slice with "randomly make out with" "flash breasts" or even "say `i am really hungry would there happen to be anything to eat in your pants?`"
  92. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    This graph holds truth, but don`t ignore her so much that she doesn`t know you`re there.
  93. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    Wakka wakka wakka wakka!!!
    Yeah, seams about right this
    acting hard to get = acting uninterested, maybe?
  94. Profile photo of welfarepimp
    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    Treating her like crap works well too, and don`t forget the physical violence
  95. Profile photo of pageturner8
    pageturner8 Female 13-17
    48 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    I disagree with this.

    I love it when guys aren`t afraid to show that they`re interested. maybe even be forceful about it.

    but that`s probably just cause I`m super submissive. haha

  96. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    i think it`s the other way around.

    no wait..


    i`m SURE it`s the oposite way around.

  97. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    In my humble experience, the girls I have respected, made laugh, and charmed have been the ones who ended up being my friends, much to my disappointment.

    The ones who I more or less ignored and knew only as acquiantances I have dated.

    When a woman becomes friends with a man, she closes herself off to the possibility of romance with him.

    Guys, make as few female friends as possible.

  98. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    ima beat my woman with a stick.
  99. Profile photo of bulbasaur
    bulbasaur Female 18-29
    168 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    Wow. Not funny. =/
  100. Profile photo of ashley6405
    ashley6405 Female 18-29
    79 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    I started dating my soon to be husband because he payed attention to me. I liked him because he was polite, opened doors, and was very upfront with the fact that he was interested. Personally, i think this is the best way to go. If you try to be her friend without telling her, or showing her your romantic interest, you are dooming yourself to the Friend Zone. If you ignore her... well... she just wont think youre interested at all, and move on to someone who is.
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    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    `Bout sums it up nicely...
  102. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    This is almost like Murphy`s Law, aka known as Life Screwing You Over. You pursue the girl for so long, you eventually say "F*ck this." and give up. It is only then, not before, that she finally notices you. By that time, you are so incredibly jaded, you believe her newfound interest to be some sick joke. You ignore her, leaving both of you hurt and depressed.
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Wow, I think I just described my entire high school experience.
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    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    not impressive
  104. Profile photo of kangoala
    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    Notice to females: IT`S A JOKE.
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    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    I`m marrying a man who caught me by being funny, charming, and creative. He pays a lot of attention to me and never puts me down. (MINE!! 0.o)

    Just to help those clueless guys out there...
    Don`t whine about being a "nice guy" that is our warning that you have serious personality flaws.

    And listen to our "personal Bull Sh*t" it gives you big hints on what kind of person we are. Lot easier to detect if a woman is a crazy b*tch or a sweet heart if you listen to how she thinks.
    Do you want to know if we`re nuts now, or after she`s your baby`s momma?

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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    Octillion: That`s pretty sharp for a 13-17 to figure that out. Use that knowledge to your advantage!

    Before I met my fiancee, I wasted the first half of my 30`s in an on again-off again relationship with a woman I thought I wanted to marry. (If you saw her, you`d understand why... she`s smart, funny, and a dead ringer for Carrie Ann Moss)

    After six years of that crap, I finally said "Fu*k this Bullsh*t" and got back to my life.

    As soon as I did that, guess who suddenly realized that she had "made a terrible mistake" and wanted to "fix" things?

    Like Octillion said, I was so jaded by that time that I was convinced that she was just doing it to mess with my head and wanted nothing to do with her. A few months ago, she asked one of my friends about me at a party, and they told her that I left New York and was now living in Minnesota and engaged.

    She immediately left the party in tears. And no, I don`t feel good that she did.

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    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    For the ladies that disagree with this. It`s human nature to want what you can`t have. Some of you may appreciate attraction and a guy paying attention to you etc. but in my experiences if I just be myself and play it cool like I`m not interested, the girl usually comes to me. I`ve tried meeting ladies to date both ways and the "ignore" way has landed me the most. Unless it`s an actual date, then it`s time to talk. I`m talking about meeting ladies at parties etc.
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    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    i know alot of girls who this is true for.
    Acting like a sad lil puppy dog just pining after the guy who ignores them.
    *sigh*
    It shames me.
    I am the `make her laugh` girl. haha
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    Everyone loves the chase...
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    nice
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    A total turn on fo sho
  112. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 12:27 am
    huh. I`m sure this works for some, but it sure as hell didn`t work for me getting my dream girl. Make her laugh would take up the majority of the space, and that`s what I did. Had no clue what to do, shot in hte dark, and it worked... ^^
  113. Profile photo of siaon
    siaon Male 13-17
    4 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 1:40 am
    Ah, it`s a bit bad...
  114. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 5:44 am
    As much as I hate to admit it that is probably true
  115. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 5:57 am
    I don`t know..this seems too generalized for me. Joke or not, people have made some references to valid points, good and bad. Personally, If you are interested, then tell me so..ignore me and I may well just ignore you back, and then where would we be? Nowhere.
    I guess my point is, that every person is different, and you can`t base anything on a silly graph posted on I-A-B. lol
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    bellasmommyx Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 8:03 am
    This is pretty accurate.
  117. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 9:29 am
    yeah.
    kinda sorta funny.
    but kind of a dumb post.
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 9:47 am
    @ i-am-horny: Oy, you stfu ya bastid! Don`t be jealous!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13600 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 10:08 am
    Yup, tis about right,often found by ignoring, or being ``uninterested`` usually causes a response
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    FirstMadMan Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 10:40 am
    true as can be
  121. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 11:11 am
    I ignore and try to avoid everyone I meet. For some reason I haven`t found anyone.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    The pacman of irony.
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    yeah it works, for some reason the bitches hat am not interested in, are always the ones that nag the livin shiiit outta me
  124. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    you have to be attractive first you can be ugly and ignore some b**ch all day n she`ll ignore you right back
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    chrn368 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    When guys ignore me, I feel like they don`t like me. Then if they start talking to me, I tell them to screw off. I`m not your pocket girl, you`re not going to choose me after the pretty girl.

    Hayllee you`re the type of girl that every guy is really looking for, however girls like you are unfortunately a minority as most follow the chart and are therefore hard to find, unfortunately.

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    chrn368 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Too add to the discussion as well. Hansbo had it somewhat right, proper procedure is, ignore her until she approaches you, then make her laugh anf flirt away, then PRETEND like you`re ignoring or or rather seem unaccessible, don`t immediately call her or respond to messages, and when you do act busy even if you aren`t, like with a sentence response or something. Make her sweat, then proceed witht he other aspects of the chart, be unaccessible, rinse, repeat, until you`re officially with her, then the game can stop.
  127. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    I found the perfect woman
    I could not ask for more
    She`s deaf, dumb, oversexed
    And owns a liquor store.
  128. Profile photo of SillyLily94
    SillyLily94 Female 13-17
    77 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    I completely disagree with this. If a guy likes me, I want him to show it(while not being a perv). The friendly and funny guys always catch my eye.
  129. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    That is ridiculous and immature. But then...most people are ridiculous and immature, so it works.
  130. Profile photo of sTuFFt
    sTuFFt Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    HarryBalszak wins the internet.
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    Now its time to try the raging rpg outside!
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    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    I agree with SillyLily94.

    and a guy who knows about swords, but thats just me :\

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    nateas Male 18-29
    45 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    I love it when women give advise to men about dating women they are 99.99 percent wrong when ever they do . haha
  134. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    The 13-17 year old female says:
    "I hate being ignored. I would ignore the guy who was ignoring me."

    Now, you see how she contradicted herself? If she hates being ignored, then she would throw herself at the guy who is ignoring her, flirting with him to get his attention, looking sexy as possible, so he CAN`T ignore her any longer. That`s the way it works. If a man who is "pretending" to ignore an atttractive woman can`t help but pay attention to a lovely woman, she has charmed him and he will be hers.

  135. Profile photo of philipni
    philipni Male 30-39
    39 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    Now its time to try
  136. Profile photo of mudkiipz
    mudkiipz Female 13-17
    13 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 12:04 am
    it`s true.
  137. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 1:26 am
    If I`m being ignored... I tend to not notice I`m being ignored... It is best to be upfront or I`ll have positively no idea.
  138. Profile photo of Souljah23
    Souljah23 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 4:16 am
    I just mack when my girlfriend`s not around ~ it`s easier that way!
  139. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 6, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    "I just mack when my girlfriend`s not around ~ it`s easier that way!"

    There is a typo in your post. Obviously you meant to write "I just wank when my girlfriend`s not around - it`s easier that way!"

  140. Profile photo of hootie16
    hootie16 Female 13-17
    4 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    thats so not true..no one ignore me..thats just bull
  141. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    but I do love how "Be Spontaneous" is like the smallest one lol
  142. Profile photo of CHiLLx562
    CHiLLx562 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    June 7, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    lmao lando
  143. Profile photo of Shattered09
    Shattered09 Female 13-17
    1 post
    July 3, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    so true xD HAVE to take up that challenge. If you`re good looking anyway ;)

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