How To Get The Girl Of Your Dreams [Pic/Chart]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

These stats are based on decades of research.
There are 144 comments:
Female 1
so true xD HAVE to take up that challenge. If you`re good looking anyway ;)
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Male 5
lmao lando
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Female 408
but I do love how "Be Spontaneous" is like the smallest one lol
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Female 4
thats so not true..no one ignore me..thats just bull
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Male 3,842
"I just mack when my girlfriend`s not around ~ it`s easier that way!"

There is a typo in your post. Obviously you meant to write "I just wank when my girlfriend`s not around - it`s easier that way!"

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Male 207
I just mack when my girlfriend`s not around ~ it`s easier that way!
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Female 986
If I`m being ignored... I tend to not notice I`m being ignored... It is best to be upfront or I`ll have positively no idea.
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Female 13
it`s true.
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Male 39
Now its time to try
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Male 3,842
The 13-17 year old female says:
"I hate being ignored. I would ignore the guy who was ignoring me."

Now, you see how she contradicted herself? If she hates being ignored, then she would throw herself at the guy who is ignoring her, flirting with him to get his attention, looking sexy as possible, so he CAN`T ignore her any longer. That`s the way it works. If a man who is "pretending" to ignore an atttractive woman can`t help but pay attention to a lovely woman, she has charmed him and he will be hers.

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Male 45
I love it when women give advise to men about dating women they are 99.99 percent wrong when ever they do . haha
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Female 408
I agree with SillyLily94.

and a guy who knows about swords, but thats just me :\

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Male 2,506
Now its time to try the raging rpg outside!
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Male 72
HarryBalszak wins the internet.
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Female 1,264
That is ridiculous and immature. But then...most people are ridiculous and immature, so it works.
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Female 77
I completely disagree with this. If a guy likes me, I want him to show it(while not being a perv). The friendly and funny guys always catch my eye.
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Male 5,190
Damn I`ve been doing it right all along.
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Male 1,590
I found the perfect woman
I could not ask for more
She`s deaf, dumb, oversexed
And owns a liquor store.
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Male 174
Too add to the discussion as well. Hansbo had it somewhat right, proper procedure is, ignore her until she approaches you, then make her laugh anf flirt away, then PRETEND like you`re ignoring or or rather seem unaccessible, don`t immediately call her or respond to messages, and when you do act busy even if you aren`t, like with a sentence response or something. Make her sweat, then proceed witht he other aspects of the chart, be unaccessible, rinse, repeat, until you`re officially with her, then the game can stop.
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Male 174
When guys ignore me, I feel like they don`t like me. Then if they start talking to me, I tell them to screw off. I`m not your pocket girl, you`re not going to choose me after the pretty girl.

Hayllee you`re the type of girl that every guy is really looking for, however girls like you are unfortunately a minority as most follow the chart and are therefore hard to find, unfortunately.

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Male 2,592
you have to be attractive first you can be ugly and ignore some b**ch all day n she`ll ignore you right back
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Male 3,296
yeah it works, for some reason the bitches hat am not interested in, are always the ones that nag the livin shiiit outta me
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Male 10,440
The pacman of irony.
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Male 1,406
I ignore and try to avoid everyone I meet. For some reason I haven`t found anyone.
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Male 5
true as can be
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Male 13,626
Yup, tis about right,often found by ignoring, or being ``uninterested`` usually causes a response
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Female 1,652
@ i-am-horny: Oy, you stfu ya bastid! Don`t be jealous!
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Male 307
yeah.
kinda sorta funny.
but kind of a dumb post.
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Female 82
This is pretty accurate.
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Female 472
I don`t know..this seems too generalized for me. Joke or not, people have made some references to valid points, good and bad. Personally, If you are interested, then tell me so..ignore me and I may well just ignore you back, and then where would we be? Nowhere.
I guess my point is, that every person is different, and you can`t base anything on a silly graph posted on I-A-B. lol
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Female 277
As much as I hate to admit it that is probably true
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Male 4
Ah, it`s a bit bad...
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Male 2,553
huh. I`m sure this works for some, but it sure as hell didn`t work for me getting my dream girl. Make her laugh would take up the majority of the space, and that`s what I did. Had no clue what to do, shot in hte dark, and it worked... ^^
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Female 2,289
A total turn on fo sho
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Female 2,289
nice
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Female 15,763
Everyone loves the chase...
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Female 650
i know alot of girls who this is true for.
Acting like a sad lil puppy dog just pining after the guy who ignores them.
*sigh*
It shames me.
I am the `make her laugh` girl. haha
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Male 353
For the ladies that disagree with this. It`s human nature to want what you can`t have. Some of you may appreciate attraction and a guy paying attention to you etc. but in my experiences if I just be myself and play it cool like I`m not interested, the girl usually comes to me. I`ve tried meeting ladies to date both ways and the "ignore" way has landed me the most. Unless it`s an actual date, then it`s time to talk. I`m talking about meeting ladies at parties etc.
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Male 3,059
Octillion: That`s pretty sharp for a 13-17 to figure that out. Use that knowledge to your advantage!

Before I met my fiancee, I wasted the first half of my 30`s in an on again-off again relationship with a woman I thought I wanted to marry. (If you saw her, you`d understand why... she`s smart, funny, and a dead ringer for Carrie Ann Moss)

After six years of that crap, I finally said "Fu*k this Bullsh*t" and got back to my life.

As soon as I did that, guess who suddenly realized that she had "made a terrible mistake" and wanted to "fix" things?

Like Octillion said, I was so jaded by that time that I was convinced that she was just doing it to mess with my head and wanted nothing to do with her. A few months ago, she asked one of my friends about me at a party, and they told her that I left New York and was now living in Minnesota and engaged.

She immediately left the party in tears. And no, I don`t feel good that she did.

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Female 236
I`m marrying a man who caught me by being funny, charming, and creative. He pays a lot of attention to me and never puts me down. (MINE!! 0.o)

Just to help those clueless guys out there...
Don`t whine about being a "nice guy" that is our warning that you have serious personality flaws.

And listen to our "personal Bull Sh*t" it gives you big hints on what kind of person we are. Lot easier to detect if a woman is a crazy b*tch or a sweet heart if you listen to how she thinks.
Do you want to know if we`re nuts now, or after she`s your baby`s momma?

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Male 702
Notice to females: IT`S A JOKE.
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Male 275
not impressive
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Male 228
This is almost like Murphy`s Law, aka known as Life Screwing You Over. You pursue the girl for so long, you eventually say "F*ck this." and give up. It is only then, not before, that she finally notices you. By that time, you are so incredibly jaded, you believe her newfound interest to be some sick joke. You ignore her, leaving both of you hurt and depressed.
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Wow, I think I just described my entire high school experience.
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Male 256
`Bout sums it up nicely...
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Female 79
I started dating my soon to be husband because he payed attention to me. I liked him because he was polite, opened doors, and was very upfront with the fact that he was interested. Personally, i think this is the best way to go. If you try to be her friend without telling her, or showing her your romantic interest, you are dooming yourself to the Friend Zone. If you ignore her... well... she just wont think youre interested at all, and move on to someone who is.
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Female 168
Wow. Not funny. =/
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Male 1,204
ima beat my woman with a stick.
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Male 588
In my humble experience, the girls I have respected, made laugh, and charmed have been the ones who ended up being my friends, much to my disappointment.

The ones who I more or less ignored and knew only as acquiantances I have dated.

When a woman becomes friends with a man, she closes herself off to the possibility of romance with him.

Guys, make as few female friends as possible.

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Female 901
i think it`s the other way around.

no wait..


i`m SURE it`s the oposite way around.

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Female 48
I disagree with this.

I love it when guys aren`t afraid to show that they`re interested. maybe even be forceful about it.

but that`s probably just cause I`m super submissive. haha

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Male 189
Treating her like crap works well too, and don`t forget the physical violence
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Male 1,361
Wakka wakka wakka wakka!!!
Yeah, seams about right this
acting hard to get = acting uninterested, maybe?
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Male 353
This graph holds truth, but don`t ignore her so much that she doesn`t know you`re there.
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Male 3,915
lmao @ gamblinprobs....yeah....i agree with the chart....but if a girl wants a guy...you could replace the big slice with "randomly make out with" "flash breasts" or even "say `i am really hungry would there happen to be anything to eat in your pants?`"
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Male 3,842
This is no lie: in the June 2009 "Personality and Social Psychology" research journal, scientists discovered that women in a male-dominated workplace are more attracted to men who treat them disrespectfully as a sex object instead of as an intelligent co-worker, and the women perform their jobs more poorly, acting less intelligent than they really are.

If a man treats them with respect in the workplace, as an intelligent co-worker, the women do their jobs as competently as anyone else, but don`t find the man to be attractive.

Stop the presses. If a guy wants to fu...I mean, drate a woman, she will act stupid because she thinks that what guys like. If a guy treats her with respect, it doesn`t make her feel sexy, I guess.

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Male 15,832
@SuperSmash "OldOllie, Chris Hanson is on his way."

Would that be Chris Hanson, the New England Patriots punter; Chris Hanson, the San Francisco folk singer; Chris Hanson, the UK web designer; Chris Hanson, the Denver oil and gas consultant; or some other Chris Hanson that shows up somewhere beyond page 3 of the Google results? Sorry, but that one went straight over my head. ;-/

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Male 2,748
hmm... might try this, cuz all that other crap certainly didn`t work... eh, wutevr
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Male 193
Nah, I think hit n` run tactics apply in M364N`s case. It`s still booty.
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Male 782
lmao, I wouldn`t ignore M364N, I rather use such terms as:
-Avoid
-Evade
-Dodge
-GTFO.
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Female 35
Look, it works on the girls that are looking for the "bad boy type". If a girl is not looking for a "bad boy" she wants to be showered with attention.

I`ve never been with a guy that ignored me, it`s the confident guys that approach me is who I`ve always liked. Thats how my husband won me over.

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Male 94
This is a load of rubbish, everyone knows that respect her works 0%
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Female 290
Well, it certainly worked for my ex. XD
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Female 673
Maybe I`m just not like most girls, but seriously... If a guy ignores me I take it as a sign that he doesn`t want anything to do with me, so I just give up and stop trying.
I mean, it is a funny pie chart. I can see the humor of it... But in reality, I don`t think a lot of girls would enjoy being ignored, except for those ones (which there seem to be a lot of them in Alaska,) who enjoy getting hurt and being in unhealthy relationships.
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Male 3,059
@ M364N: Spell check and a refresher course in basic grammar and punctuation will probably work wonders for you.

If you talk like you type, that may explain the number of men who live in trailer parks or have mullets that you seem to attract.

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Male 3,059
I`m a little amused by the number of our female counterparts who are saying: "If a guy ignores me he doesn`t have a chance..." or something to that effect.

I call Bullsh*t ladies.

It`s been my experience that being funny and charming will get a womans attention without fail every time.

I`ve also noticed that the more "accessible" a man seems, the less likely it is that women will show any interest beyond being "just friends".

I totally agree that if you`ve been funny and charming enough to get their attention, then follow that up with a faint air of being disinterested in anything more than a brief conversation, most women will redouble their efforts to get you to "notice" them.

Deny it all you want ladies, but an air of mystery is key in our human mating dance.

Every long-term relationship I have ever been involved in has been with someone I just didn`t pay a lot of attention to at the beginning, that includes my fiancee.

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Male 193
Imz a voman. Thrust me. If thou bought me much stuff and respect myself and give me attantione, yoll win ma. Igrone not.

Oh uau a heroin adikt entered the internets caffe and is taking hims dose in the WC! He don`t even noticed me!!! I go having sex with him now.

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Female 4
"I could have sworn chloroform would be the biggest slice."

I agree. I fall head over heels for a man with chloroform.

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Male 462
First of all, we are stupid. Second of all, learn to spell before criticizing intelligence.
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Female 1,095
I think the puppy slice should be much bigger, and I can go for any cute little animal.
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Female 176
puppies always get me....
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Male 625
"lol men r so stupid ... no effence.."

WOAH WOAH WOAH....no EFFENCE...really??...and you`re calling men stupid?

Anyways.....this chart is quite true :)

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Male 3,819
And for what it`s worth, how to get the guy of your dreams is pretty much the same chart. Just replace puppy with sports or video games or some sh*t.
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Male 3,819
I love how all the women are on here saying "NAWT TRUE. Trust me, I`m a woman. I know."

No you don`t. You have no idea.

I see there are a couple people on here who get it. Cheers to you. The life ahead of you is a lot easier.

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Male 3,819
Truest pie chart ever.
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Male 1,053
>>Mweebles
stfu bitch you love it
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Male 1,148
Looks like pacman... He held the truth all these years!
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Male 51
<This is wrong, you`re supposed to "PRETEND you`re ignoring her">

That is Correct, one hundred percent spot on.

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Female 1,652
Hmmm. From my experience, he already has puppies, he acts like himself, he makes me laugh, he respects me, he`s spontaneous, and he`s completely won me over.

And ignoring her is sort of a good way to NOT get a girl.

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Male 904
I got the girl of my dreams. Thanks chart! .
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Female 1,148
I hate being ignored. I would ignore the guy who was ignoring me.
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Male 2,076
This is wrong, you`re supposed to "PRETEND you`re ignoring her"
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Male 99
I could have sworn chloroform would be the biggest slice.
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Male 90
Clearly, the only proven method is learning Wonderwall on guitar...
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Male 3,756
"supersmash....perhaps you should revisit "who" you are then. As I have told my son many a times, if being `you` is a being a jerk, ain`t no one gonna like you anyhoo. Good Luck!"

That`s good advice. If who I am is the shy guy in the corner without any confidence, then I`m not gonna get very far.

"Whatever you do, NEVER treat a girl with politeness and respect; she`ll just think you`re a creep. Politeness and respect will work with some WOMEN, but I`ve never seen or heard of it working with a girl."

OldOllie, Chris Hanson is on his way.

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Male 43
I think it`s true, I`ve tried being myself, making her laugh, impressing her parents etc., but nothing really ever works, it just puts me into the dreaded "friend" category. It`s the girls that I don`t really pay attention to that start to like me.
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Female 2,927
if a guy ignores me i feel uncomfortable and i think he doesntlike me so i move on.
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Male 1,153
i dont get it
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Female 78
just personal experience from being a woman and living amongst many other women....

>guy ignores: "maybe he hasn`t seen me yet...maybe i should introduce my self ;) "

>guy ignores: labeled "jerk (for an i-a-b appropriate word". no futher contact and is considered waste of time. next guy.

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Male 384
brb Friend`s puppy
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Male 301
Jesus loves you................................................................?
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Male 15,832
Whatever you do, NEVER treat a girl with politeness and respect; she`ll just think you`re a creep. Politeness and respect will work with some WOMEN, but I`ve never seen or heard of it working with a girl.
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Male 814
On further consideration, I now think "Ignore her" should be split equally with "Be smoking hot". That`s prob my prob.......
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Male 108
boredfjord is says your a male?? o_O
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Female 190
Really? Being ignored has never really done it for me.
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Male 928
"lol men r so stupid ... no effence.. but really if u ignore me then ur not worth my time.. and if ur already daiting and you ignore her you might as well kiss her good bye cuz she will leave you"

Are you drating serious? You hypocritical, sexist goon. Download Firefox if you`re not already using it. Then look at the top of your Firefox browser. Click tools. Then click options. Then turn spell check on. For drat`s sake. Please.

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Male 928
Sometimes this sort of works, in that a girl I`m ignoring because I don`t like her starts to like me.
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Male 284
GREY PACMAN MUNCH YOU ALL.
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Female 1,142
"If I try to explain this, it takes all the funny out of it, so for everyone who doesn`t get it, just trust me, it`s pretty funny."

Wait... I think I get it now... I think...
Huh...

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Male 19
M364N

When you have the spelling and grammar of a retarded backwater hillbilly you should really watch who you call stupid. All things considered this graph is probably directed at people like you who are just to stupid for us to waste Our time on, and thus should simply be ignored.

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Male 215
I was myself and it worked for me!
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Female 2,509
supersmash....perhaps you should revisit "who" you are then. As I have told my son many a times, if being `you` is a being a jerk, ain`t no one gonna like you anyhoo. Good Luck!
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Male 473
lame

and doesn`t work

oh and they forgot:
1. Play the guitar
2. Get a tattoo
3. buy her a drink (this step may have to be repeated over and over with varying results)
4. Motorcycle and/or sweet car

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Male 3,756
Yeah. All that be yourself crap is a load of just that. I`ve been myself for quite a while now and it ain`t working out.
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Male 1,627
and a "motorcycle" for the teenage girls
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Male 1,627
wheres "treat her like crap"?

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Male 15,510
Ha ha ha

So true.... so true....

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Male 579
yeah, borrow the puppy cause you don`t want to be cleaning up it`s doo years afterwards if the puppy bit doesn`t work.. then again, reusing the puppy can work later on if the initial attempt was unsuccessful.
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Male 55
If I try to explain this, it takes all the funny out of it, so for everyone who doesn`t get it, just trust me, it`s pretty funny.
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Female 459
When guys ignore me, I feel like they don`t like me. Then if they start talking to me, I tell them to screw off. I`m not your pocket girl, you`re not going to choose me after the pretty girl. :P
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Male 931
i ignore them to get rid of them and it works juuuuuuuuust fine :)
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Female 1,412
If guys I like ignore me I feel like they don`t like mee. If they gave me a puppy id be well happyyy
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Female 2,220
Make her laugh should be the grey bit.
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Male 845
....borrow a puppy?
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Female 1,142
I don`t even acknowledge the existence of guys who deliberately ignore me.
Guess I`m doing something wrong... o___o`
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Male 3,425
What? I don`t get it, it`s not even funny. I know it`s not supposed to be serious, but... It`s just not funny, the joke is all wrong.
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Female 432
Not true for me. I like attention.
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Female 209
lol men r so stupid ... no effence.. but really if u ignore me then ur not worth my time.. and if ur already daiting and you ignore her you might as well kiss her good bye cuz she will leave you
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Female 157
Works with guys too. Common human reaction to something being restricted...you want it more.
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Female 209
not funny. pretty stupid. if a guy ignores me, i ignore him. If my boyfriend spent more time ignoring me than respecting me...he wouldn`t still be with me. thats for sure
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Male 901
nah, ignore until she approaches you, and then flirt away. It`s quite logical actually. Everyone likes a challenge.
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Male 649
yeah it is kinda true. the more you ignor her the more she becomes interested in you because of it
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Male 20,313
it`s kind of true.
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Male 614
"Everything else except ingore her would work. I think if you really want to get laid, buy a puppy, because I am a total dog lover and you will have all my attention for the rest of the day."

Pathn, I`m pretty sure the puppy would get more attention.

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Male 814
lol, ushersgirl, you got that down
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Male 5,314
is that so
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Male 330
ahaha, i was expecting it to say be a douche...

close though.

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Male 250
..............*waits for the girls to roll in*.......................
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Male 588
LMAO @ Wey Pooh
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Male 193
Silence is sexy.
Just your silence is not sexy at all.
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Female 84
hmm for guys maybe...
50% slut
25% sports freak
25% good cook
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Male 199
failed post
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Female 9,496
Everything else except ingore her would work. I think if you really want to get laid, buy a puppy, because I am a total dog lover and you will have all my attention for the rest of the day.
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Male 970
not true
not funny
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Male 525
There`s a technique to it, if you straight up ignore her it wont work. You have to pay "just enough" attention to let her know your intrested.

So Sayath the single man

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Male 17,512
Yea.. That`s why musicians and comedians are always lonely. NOT.
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Female 1,697
Don`t agree, a guy that ignores me, only makes me ignore him too, so if he wants to get me he better do something.

Also a guy that ignores doesn`t have the balls to ask a girl out.

I would like to see a chart about how to get the guy, maybe 50% gotta be a slut and the other 50% be smokin`

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Male 814
Wey Pooh, have a bbq
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Male 32
not just unfunny but inaccurate.
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Male 2,388
not funny
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Male 1,003
damn now what am I supposed to do with this ugly chihuahua?
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Male 301
That`s how I got mine!
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Male 814
oh....so that`s what i`ve been doing wrong...
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Male 533
It`s all so easy!
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Male 20,313
Link: How To Get The Girl Of Your Dreams [Pic/Chart] [Rate Link] - These stats are based on decades of research.
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