How To Deal With A Vegan At Work or School [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

The perfect retort for when those preachy vegans start spreading their manifestos on the community bulletin board.
There are 230 comments:
Male 233
MEAT WOO! Also, that was such a piss take and I liked it! :L.
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Female 254
The vegan one was funny, but Carnivore killed it.
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Female 1,412
lol so funny.
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Male 453
I`m a vegitarian and I thought that was really funny
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Male 81
HehHeh "Meat"
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Male 81
Let me say it... I LOVE MEAT!!!
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Female 62
I`m sorry, but how is this "spreading their manifesto"? It`s not a big sign telling people to go vegan. It`s simply advertising a support group for those that are, or are considering it.
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Male 177
carnivores rock!
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Male 12
brandonabe I just want to be able to buy food that doesn`t make you sick and eventually kill you, is that really all that much to ask?
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Male 115
vegans suck
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Male 181
"the tru bob: You`re the ignorant fool your dratwad toolbag. Do you see no difference between taking a machete to a carrot and a machete to a cat? Ever heard of something called the drating central nervous system? Nerve endings? drating dippoo."
No, I don`t see the difference, unless of course you are not going to eat the cat you killed, you are still killing something to survive, so how is it any different to kill an animal than it is a plant? I don`t give a rat`s ass about your "but ANIMALS have FEELINGS" crap, so you think animals are more important because they can feel pain? Humans have to kill things to survive, people really surprise me with their ignorance sometimes. Besides, by eating those plants, you are indirectly killing other beings by taking their food supply away anyway. I don`t really care that people are vegetarian, but I hate when people act "holier than thou" like they are morally correct for some reason. Morals are useless, everyone
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Male 1,918
Jesus people, seriously who cares if someone eats something else why do you care I don`t mind if people eat meat why should you be any different in saying that people should or should not eat meat you have your opinion i have mine that`s what makes us different difference in most part is good.
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Male 162
Carnivore for the win! :D and I bet it was the boss that put the retort up to :P
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Male 71
The way i see it, when i buy meat from the store, its alredy dead. if someone offers to kill a chicken just for me, thats a different story.
Go meat!
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Female 609
ahah yesssss!
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Male 188
I WILL! I WILL KEEP BEING AWESOME!!!
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Male 212
"Unless you plan to die very early and probably of heart problems or cancer from eating meat ONLY then you are not carnivores you are omnivores... Which means you eat other things besides meat such as vegetables and fruit and probably poo if you dont even know this about your diet..."

not if you eat it raw like Eskimos

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Female 344
that made me giggle
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Male 596
agreed.
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Male 1,704
does the pic on the vegan poster have a butterfly in it??
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Male 422
To all you out there telling us how the use of "carnivore" is incorrect here: It`s a joke. Get it? Probably not...
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Female 124
Unless you plan to die very early and probably of heart problems or cancer from eating meat ONLY then you are not carnivores you are omnivores... Which means you eat other things besides meat such as vegetables and fruit and probably poo if you dont even know this about your diet...
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Male 27
wthareyousay-"All you "carnivore"s out there need to learn a thing or two. Since a human cannot live very long on purely meat I think its safe to assume you are Omnivores, in other words you don`t think or care about what goes in your mouth as long as it tastes good."

Perfectly illustrates the arrogant pretentiousness of the vegan and vegan sympathetic community... geez man

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Male 2,688
*notes that he agrees with wthareyousay abour the "Carnivore" thing*

Its almost become the popular "opposite" to Vegetarian. Even if it is technically an incorrect term. As was said, OMNIVORE would be the more appropriate term...

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Male 12
All you "carnivore"s out there need to learn a thing or two. Since a human cannot live very long on purely meat I think its safe to assume you are Omnivores, in other words you don`t think or care about what goes in your mouth as long as it tastes good.
Oh and by the way I`m not a vego, but there just isn`t much safe meat on the market when people like you will buy whatever s cheap.

in other words FACTORY "FARMED"

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Female 149
Hahaha, I just woke up my sleeping roommate who has to wake up in 2 hours for work to show her this. WIN.
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Male 2,688
"If only because they have to get a special drating meal when everybody else is just having burgers and steak"

I`m a carnivore, but in defense of that idea, I DO admit that it WOULD be more fair to those who ARE Vegetarian that restaurants carry more VEG friendly meal options. Thus making it less of a hassle.

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Male 617
LOLed way more than necessary...love it
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Female 40
Okay seriously guys? I`m vegetarian and I thought it was pretty frikken` hilarious. Grow a sense of humour D:
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Male 52
Vegetarians are anoying... If only because they have to get a special drating meal when everybody else is just having burgers and steak. I could NEVER live with a vegetarian. It`s not that I don`t agree with your choices, it`s that your choises are a freekin pain in the ass.
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Male 52
lawl thats funny :-D
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Male 2,688
"BTW, your salad bowl is every bit as much a "plate of death" as my cheeseburger. That lettuce has a right to live, dammit! Stop the barbarism!"

DAMN RIGHT! Plants are living things too, so why is it that animals have more rights than plants?

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Male 1,215
PETA = People Eat Tasty Animals

BTW, your salad bowl is every bit as much a "plate of death" as my cheeseburger. That lettuce has a right to live, dammit! Stop the barbarism!

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Male 219
before I opened this, I knew it would be FULL of arguments of people who have no humor, I have friends who are vegitarian, and its cool i don`t mind. Why can`t anyone just chill for once, and enjoy a funny post?! I don`t have anything against vegitarians, or carnivores, just the people who ruin the fun.

Trizz:"Lolololololol vegetarian myself but still hilarious!"
A good example of a cool person

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Male 313
+ lol internet
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Male 54
Everyone kills everyone. Animals kill people and people kill animals.

The only difference is we`re just waaay better at it

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Male 313
Is IAB really turning into a blog?!
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Female 470
gamerdude94 : Please calm down! It`s a joke. And please don`t tell me you`re so judgmental and closed-minded that you have NO respect for ANYONE, regardless of their actions, morals or personality- who believes in,what I assume you are referring to, a literal translation of the Bible.
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Female 470
lmao Coodude26
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Female 470
gamerdude94 : Please calm down! It`s a joke. And please don`t tell me you`re so judgmental and closed-minded that you have NO respect for ANYONE, regardless of their actions, morals or personality- who believes in,what I assume you are referring to, a literal translation of the Bible.
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Male 340
gamerdude94 COMBOBREAKER
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Male 404
Alright, one more.

Anyone who says God put animals on Earth for our use should grow a fxcking brain. I have no respect for someone who believes that an invisible giant made the world in 6 days, made it rain for 40 days, or believes a snake told a naked woman not to eat fruit from a magical tree of good and evil or she will screw up the world.

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Male 404
Ehh. I probably should have said this in one post. But whatever.

Anyone who says plants feel pain are idiots. Plants lack a brain, central nervous system, and nerves. Also, the Mythbusters proved it. So suck it.

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Male 404
I don`t know why meat-eaters give a fxck about our diet. but oh well...
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Male 404
I`m a vegetarian/vegan, because I don`t think animals are here for our use.

But live and let live, ya know?

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Male 193
@ Finjy - AGREED

also i`m vegetarian, and in response to Seaker`s insects point, I dunno bout vegans, but I just try and avoid intentionally killing insects. vegans are a bit pointless really, as just to live you`re body is constantly killing living things. for me its about limiting my impact, and i wud never last more than a day as a vegan anyway (i love cheese!).

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Male 4,867
pwnd
meat > rabbit food
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Female 1,677
the tru bob: You`re the ignorant fool your dratwad toolbag. Do you see no difference between taking a machete to a carrot and a machete to a cat? Ever heard of something called the drating central nervous system? Nerve endings? drating dippoo.
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Male 181
"Being a vegetarian for health reasons alone is silly. You can be healthy eating moderate amounts of meat, that says very little about the rest of your diet. I`m a vegetarian for ethical reasons. I don`t shove it in peoples` faces though, there`s enough people out there making me look bad"
Sounds like you`re shoving it people`s faces to me hypocrite... Also tell me how eating plants, which are living, is any more ethical than eating animals? Anything that lives, excluding pure photosynthetic and chemosynthetic organisms, have to eat other things that live to be able to survive. Your pathetic moral system has more holes in it than swiss cheese, ignorant fool.
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Male 113
Carmen, being a vegan for ethical reasons is hypocritical.

At what point do you say enough is enough when it comes to killing animals? Are insects considered animals? Is shearing a sheep, to use it`s wool, unethical? What about hunting wild animals? Is that unethical? What about certain animal overpopulation(like Wild Turkeys)? Should they be hunted and given a swift death rather than starve? To have a set answer like, "I refuse to eat or use animal products is wrong." is extremely closed minded. Now to say something like, "I will only eat free range chicken, because this chicken wasn`t cooped up all it`s life and was treated humanely." is much more sensible than swearing off all animal products. Something to point out to you, as I grew up in an agricultural rich area of the country. When those wheat and corn harvesters come, do you know how many animals they kill when they run through those fields?(mainly rabbits and squirrels) Also do you eat chees

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Male 7
If the vegan ad were actually offensive, this might be funny. As it is it`s just asinine.
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Male 721
vegitarians stick... bad... all you veggies should know that
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Male 133
Barbecued rare steak. Mmmmm.
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Female 430
Notice how pissed the veggies are on here...always preaching...it`s a joke....bitch bitch...
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Female 3
Also I find it funny that people say you shouldn`t be vegetarian because you have canine teeth. I think you completely missed the point of evolution... it involves change.

On it being "unnatural" because many vegetarians take supplements - why does this even matter? How "natural" is all the processed garbage that most people here eat, anyway?

On vegetarians/vegans being "weak", are you serious? Any flak I took for vegetarians being "weak" was usually from some insecure fatso or scrawny dork, neither of which had any measurable amount of strength. The only others that ever said anything were the idiotic jocks that think eating meat makes them macho and superior.

On protein - for the average (nonathlete), most Americans get more protein than they need. Either way, it`s not hard at all to get it into the diet unless you just don`t know what contains protein (nowadays we have something called the Internet for these things, you may have heard of

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Female 3
Seaker:
*shrug* you make a lot of assumptions. Were it to actually get to the point that no one ate meat or used animal products, there would probably be advocacy groups that protect/look after them. Whether that happened until they died off or people adopted them as pets, who knows. Saying something`s wrong because "if everyone else did it, ____ would happen", especially when there are too many other factors, is just not sensible. Also yes, some animals take up less land when they`re shoved into tiny cages and have no land to roam. But there are free range farms.

Also for those suggesting VEGETARIANS can`t get any/enough B12, you`re thinking of vegans. Dairy products contain B12.

Being a vegetarian for health reasons alone is silly. You can be healthy eating moderate amounts of meat, that says very little about the rest of your diet. I`m a vegetarian for ethical reasons. I don`t shove it in peoples` faces though, there`s enough people out there making me look bad alre

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Male 1,918
last thing I`m gunna say... Vegetarians have it better than vegans a lot of meat protein can be found in things like eggs. And @Druss I`m still growing like an inch a month and I`m 5`8 one of the tallest in my class you idiot.
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Male 1,918
sorry for the 3 post but I keep seeing stupid stuff. Don`t bring god into this he just doesn`t fit anything. I`m an atheist vegetarian.
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Male 1,918
everyone calling vegetarians retarded are just fags, as for commenting that if everyone were like them bad things would happen, hmm mabe but I`m not a vegan go look up the difference. I don`t care if people eat meat I just don`t. You can`t judge all on the few you stereotypical bastards.
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Male 4,593
If I`d have been a vegetarian from birth, I`d have killed myself by now.
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Male 1,918
I`ve been a vegetarian sense birth and I have no "abnormalities" nor do i take supplements.
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Male 204
Vegans aren`t weak. But they`re often like the dude that constantly in your face about the importance of a $200 hand pumped water filter, when you can get the same results by filtering the water with a $0.02 coffee filter, then boiling it. You get similar results, but he`s still an obnoxious douche.

My grandfather is vegetarian and is the healthiest person I know. His kids can`t go a week without a steak or half that time without some fish; but they`re just as healthy. The reason? In their words: "It`s not what you eat, but how you live."

Preachy vegetarians and vegans rag on true omnivores so much, they deserve to be ribbed back every now an then.

BTW: If you need a support group for a diet you chose, with similar benefits to the alternative, which you can leave any damn time you chose, and which no one`s really persecuting you about. . . Then THAT`S what makes you a wuss. And you need a whole `nuther support group.

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Male 1,086
woo, I`m an omnivore. Suck on that.
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Male 4,593
I eat Vegans... They taste like fart.
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Female 96
LMAO I would love to actually see that in person, and the reaction to the person who posted the original Vegan bulletin
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Female 1,112
I don`t care about any of the bullpoo arguements anymore, but let`s face non-meat diets are diffivcult for the majority of people to maintain. Culturally non-meat diets come from places of extreme historical famine (find one that`s not), and often have their own drawbacks. The most healthy diets in the world contain both vegies and meat especially seafood. Japanese diet pretty much tops the list. So it`s hard to argue that non-meat is the way to go, when the alternative delivers a better result. Besides, when is the last time someone got bent out of shape about you talking about how to cook brocoli? Talk about steak in front of some vegetarians and they have to leave the room. Meat eaters are clearly heartier stock lol!
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Male 40
be AWESOME and spell don`t without a wimpy apostrophe!
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Female 864
hahahahaha awesome . I eat a mostly vegetarian diet but am by no means a vegetarian let alone a vegan .People who don`t eat animals because they think it`s cruel are retarded .I am all for buying free range and "cruelty free " meats because the conditions that animals are raised in for food can be apalling but it`s not cruel to eat them ,that`s what they are here for .
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Female 62
Avoiding all the drama of this post, I just wanted to point out the onbious flaw in this picture, that most humasn are not carnivores. Carnivores eat meat ONLY. Omnivores eat meat and other things, humans are omnivores. You try being a carnivore, and no matter how awesome you are, you`re likely to have a heart attack at the age of 50.
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Female 9,561
ROTFLMAO, why need a support group when you have meat?
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Male 101
Anyone who doesn`t eat meat for a reason that isn`t religious or nutritional is a blubbering vagina.
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Female 91
@RiseAgainst3 We have canine teeth for a reason,because as omnivores (which most of the human race is,at least I don`t know anyone who eats ONLY meat o_O) we are the top of the food chain. Lets NOT reduce ourselves to the same level as the chicken thats going to be on my plate tonight mmkay?
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Male 153
LOL @ hrlhrl2000 omg

Learn to paragraph please. Everything just vanishes into Charlie Brown`s teacher background mwah mwahs.

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Male 153
[email protected] Abielectric

L2focus in school. Logic for example would be something great to have. Then we can move on to basic spelling so you could spare the world words like "difficient" and "difficiencies".

UNTIL THEN please do not try to "reason" or claim "biological knowledge" about nutrition.

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Male 394
I don`t think thats funny at all.
Just because someone doesnt eat meat means their a pussy?
wow....thats cool.
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Female 299
the vegans started it. anyone who eats meat should be treated to the same as their food in their opinion. if they`d stick to their diet and stop being so preachy, maybe we wouldnt have a problem (:
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Male 27
[email protected] hilarious dude
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Male 2,855
hahahaha that is so full of win
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Female 536
I couldn`t be vegan. God, I love meat. I mean, I could eat mushrooms my whole life, but don`t you see? It even FELT lame to write "I could eat mushrooms my whole life". Think of how lame it`d sound.

Hey guys want to come over to my house? We`re eating... mushroom salad...

Now, take away the "mu" and you`ve got a whole different story.

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Male 101
Ha Ha thats funny
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Male 58
"Anyway, I`m not a vegan and never will be but what pisses me off is the willingness to hate a group of people who are trying to make the world a better place, who put their morality into practice instead of whining. The people who make snide comments about minority groups are the same people who would become Nazis or hang blacks if everyone else was doing it too. Persecuting some minority group so you can feel somehow better. Use your minds, please! And when was the last time you were preached to by a vegan? Seriously, this is a straw man designed so people can feel better about their own bigotry and apathy. It`s worrying that 90% of humanity is made up of sheep."

TOO MANY WORDS

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Male 11
"Anyway, I`m not a vegan and never will be but what pisses me off is the willingness to hate a group of people who are trying to make the world a better place, who put their morality into practice instead of whining. The people who make snide comments about minority groups are the same people who would become Nazis or hang blacks if everyone else was doing it too. Persecuting some minority group so you can feel somehow better. Use your minds, please! And when was the last time you were preached to by a vegan? Seriously, this is a straw man designed so people can feel better about their own bigotry and apathy. It`s worrying that 90% of humanity is made up of sheep."

wah wah wah. you self-righteous wanker

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Female 271
shooped :p

I don`t care what people eat, but I could never be a vegan. I love cheese and honey far too much.

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Male 136
Anyway, I`m not a vegan and never will be but what pisses me off is the willingness to hate a group of people who are trying to make the world a better place, who put their morality into practice instead of whining. The people who make snide comments about minority groups are the same people who would become Nazis or hang blacks if everyone else was doing it too. Persecuting some minority group so you can feel somehow better. Use your minds, please! And when was the last time you were preached to by a vegan? Seriously, this is a straw man designed so people can feel better about their own bigotry and apathy. It`s worrying that 90% of humanity is made up of sheep.
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Male 136
I can see why you`d want to believe that.
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Male 14
If he`d eaten meat, he would have been better.
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Male 136
Carl Lewis is probably the greatest athelete in the last one hundred years. He won sprints and the long jump over 3 Olympics, winning about 9 gold medals. He was a vegan. Google it and then start whining about vegans being weak.
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Male 10,440
I am a 2nd level carnivore. I only eat carnivores.
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Male 3,619
awesome pic, 4/4. KEEP BEING AWESOME!!!!
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Male 3,619
ROFLEMAO at AbiElectric.

Holy drating christ. just because I, as many, many other people, eat meat dosn`t mean i lack ANYTHING. I STILL EAT FRUIT and I have an AWESOME and BALANCED diet just as the human body was meant to. you do realise that the body is suppose to get diffrent foods, right? its just natural to meat as it is natural to eat vegetables.

Let me have my steak and stop trying to overdose me in fruit.

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Male 5,189
Ok I had to do this a second time because of the T-Rex.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

I eat plants and animals. Om nom nom nom!!!!!! The plant I eat teh most? MaryJooWanna.

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Male 161
I love how vegans talk about how meat-eaters are so deficient in vitamins and minerals that would be otherwise found in fruit or vegetables but seem to ignore the fact that they are deficient in all the nutrients in meat like essential fatty acids.
Most vegans are weak for a reason, they don`t eat enough calories and thus have no energy, and no excess to grow.
Sorry to go off topic by the way, the picture was good.
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Male 37
dude if you wnt to be vegan good for you

just shut the hell up and leave me alone!!!
(wheres my steak??)

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Female 171
To all the meat-eaters...

You realise meat isn`t giving you half the vitimins that yous all seem to think it is.

Also why are you all acting as though your not dificient in anything. When was the last time yous all got a blood test to look for dificiencies?

Yous are all drating stupid.

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Male 322
This comparison is epic.

This has probably been said, but... Hey veg-lovers! If we don`t get enough vitamins and all that from meat, then why did the human race live this long? Balanced diet means, well, balanced. Equal weight to both parties.

That means meat.

...Also, I`ve come to realize that this post could be such a target for a "That`s what she said" spam.

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Female 195
Lol at all the arguments. Funny how it`s always the meat eaters that drag the argument up again and again!

I could be wrong, but I haven`t seen a submission on IAB ever make fun of carnivores. If there is, please kindly point it out to me.

Anyhow, I must be dead by now seeing as I apparently don`t get any vitamins from my diet.

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Male 19
awesome. it`s going to be done.
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Female 430
Rofl...
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Male 35
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I really, REALLY hate plants....
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Male 58
really cool idea! STEAK ROCKS!
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Female 1,496
That`s a horrid photoshop.
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Male 111
Stupid vegetarians are deficient in b12, same way a lot of stupid "carnivores" are deficient in several vitamins since they don`t eat their greens. Either way, a simple multi-vitamin fixes you right up. And we`re not "predators", most species that are omnivores are scavengers. Our ancestors ate whatever they could find or kill, animal, vegetable or mineral.
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Male 422
As Bill Bailey also said: I`m a postmodern vegetarian: I eat meat ironicly :)
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Male 212
love it..nearly as much as i love steak
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Male 17,512
People with low blood levels of vitamin B-12 and folate may face an increased risk of developing Alzheimer`s disease. Vitamin B-12 plays an important role in maintaining nerve cells, and some research has linked low blood levels of the vitamin to Alzheimer`s and mental decline. In a study of 370 men and women aged 75 and older, investigators found that those with low levels of either vitamin were twice as likely as those with normal levels to develop Alzheimer`s over a 3-year period. Vitamin B-12 is found in animal products, including meat, fish, eggs, and milk. Vegetarians are frequently deficient in vitamin B-12.
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Male 1,232
Owned.
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Male 172
If God didn`t want me to eat animals, he wouldn`t have made them out of meat.
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Male 81
lol thats awesome, it made my night
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Male 3,425
Yeah, go carnivores! Keep being awesome!
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Male 204
I eat leather. My favourite brand of leather is Oh Boy! Oberto! If it doesn`t make me sick, contain human flesh, faeces or blood, I`ll eat pretty much anything at least once. Except my GF. I`d eat her if she really wants me to. ;-)
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Male 13,630
I eat Vegans, vegetarians, carnivores, and anything else which wanders onto the plate :-)
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Female 1,677
Oh and I don`t know about anybody else, but vegan or not, I usually avoid consuming leather. Maybe that`s just me.
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Female 1,677
Seaker: Who are you to decide what the "right reasons" are? What do their reasons have anything to do with you? Just look at the majority of posts on this topic, and honestly tell me it`s the evil vegans that are judgemental.
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Male 1,685
< omnivorous
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Male 113
Oh and I didn`t say being a vegetarian sucks. It is very healthy for you. But you have to be one for the right reason: personal health. Vegans think that consuming ANYTHING that has to do with animal death is wrong. So say good bye to leather, jello, mayo and a ton of products that uses animal products.
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Female 55
Dino<3
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Male 1,557
We`re mostly omnivores, not carnivores people.

As for veganism... not my thing.
As Bill Bailey once said, "I`m a vegetarian aside fish... and duck... well they`re almost fish arent they? And also pigs, cows, sheep, anything that lives near to water..." :P

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Male 113
Csrmen the only animal that uses a lot of land that we raise for food would be cattle. Chicken, pork, and fish all use little to no land. You totally missed my point. World wide veganism would cause so much land to be allocated to farming, there would be massive amounts of domesticated animal death, due to the fact that no one wants to raise cattle, pigs and chickens for fun. This would cause human induced starvation, just like a person who doesn`t feed their dog. That is animal cruelty.
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Male 838
How can people live without barbecued ribs? Makes no sense to me.
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Male 330
listen, er.....read, w/e.
Anyway, all i have to say is

MMMM, burger.

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Male 170
mmmm food
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Male 776
vegans would bother me so much less if they didnt shove all that organic crap at me. If we devoted all of our farmland to organic farming, we wouldnt have enough food for a large amount of people. plus, come to think of it organic farming is already practiced in a part of the world and it sucks. that part of the world is africa.

besides, top of the food chain= eat what tastes good

"carnivores are much more hostile..." gotta do what you have to to stay on top

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Female 1,677
Wow MikeW, way to completely miss her point. She doesn`t care about land usage, that douche down there apparently did.
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Female 1,231
Yeah, yeah, it`s not PC. But it`s still awesome. XD

opiebreath said:
"It`s douchey, rude, and I love it."

Pretty much. ^w^

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Female 40
I, myself, am not a discriminator when it comes to food. Both animals -and- plants are tasty, so I`ll throw them together and consume them how I like. It`s not called the top of the food chain for nothing!
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Female 3
I can`t believe some of the stupidity here, it`s kind of sickening. Seaker:
1. I think you missed the point. They`re against animal cruelty, not for the preservation of certain breeds.
2. This is very LOLable. Are you kidding? Do you not know that it takes land to raise animals and it`s MUCH less efficient than using it to grow vegetables?

I can`t believe all the stupid misconceptions here, but it`d take forever to get through them all. It`s like you`ll believe any half-baked idea regarding vegetarianism that your idiotic friends will tell you because it supports your current opinion that vegetarianism sucks.

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Male 64
hahaha. that`s awesome
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Female 15,763
Ahahahaha.

It`s douchey, rude, and I love it.

:`D

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Female 4
This is cruel!.... (and funny)
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Male 47
hey shizzamX ur a faggot noone likes a vegetarian so all you vegetarians shut the drat up cause noone likes you and you guys are just plain retarded so just go eat some goddam meat u retard and do something good with ur life except for annoy the hell out of normal people <-(
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Male 113
Technically we`re omnivores.
Vegans are morons! They don`t think what would happen to the animal population if everyone became vegans like them. 1st thing that would happen: A lot of animals that are raised by humans for meat would go extinct. After thousands of years of domestication, they wouldn`t be able to defend themselves in the wild and would die of exposure, starvation, or being eaten.
The 2nd thing: where in the hell would we get all those veggies to feed the earth? We would have to clear out so much land to use as farmland, we would probably cause the extinction of hundreds of species of animals. There would be an inherent break down of government in third world countries that rely on outside assistance for nourishment. The US` main export is corn, and only about 10% of corn grown here is actually edible. The rest goes into feed for livestock.

Oh, and ZenDragon, you just contradicted yourself in 2 sentences. You said you weren`t preachy, and then judged c

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Female 2,695
as a vegetarian, i just think this is stupid. firstly, because saying you need a support group is incredibly stupid, that`s like saying you need a support group for giving up, i don`t know, going to scary movies.
and secondly, because it`s just stupid, it`s not even clever.
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Male 42
This would be great for a PETA counterprotest.
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Female 229
Okay, not all of us vegetarian/vegans are preachy. From my experience, carnivores are much more hostile...
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Female 84
lmfaooo
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Male 301
haha
flawless victory.
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Female 4,197
lol how cruel, but so funny
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Male 168
I`m a hardcore carnivore. I love to stich meat in my mouth..... w-wait forget that last part.
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Male 363
Hey I`m vegetarian! But kind of funny, yes.
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Male 462
How to impress your vegan friends while hosting a dinner:
"Say Dave, this wine tastes really good. Where did you get it?"
"Well Ricky, I made it myself. The secret ingredient is cow blood."
"hehe, good one, Dave."
"No, really! And don`t worry. I know you`re a vegan and don`t want animals to suffer, so I kill the cows as soon as they leave the womb!"
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Male 111
People have lived long, perfectly healthy lives as vegetarians for hundreds of years. I`m not sure where people got the impression being a vegetarian is a new thing.
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Female 761
Awesome. I`m a proud meat eater but I occasionally go on vegan diets to help cleanse my system so I can essentially make more room for more meaty goodness...it`s all about balance young padawans.
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Male 316
Win.
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Male 2,125
Slap them with a piece of steak...
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Female 1,677
dragosal: How about you shut the hell up about things you *clearly* know nothing about. I`ve been a very strict vegetarian for almost 7 years, and have my blood checked ever year. Guess what? I have no "abnormalities" and no deficiencies. I take a regular multivitamin that anybody (meat eaters included) should take. Jesus Christ. There are healthy vegans and healthy meat-eaters just like there are unhealthy ones. Eating meat doesn`t automatically make you super healthy and does not make it impossible to be deficient in nutrients or whatever. Get a drating brain you enormous tool.
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Male 1,629
vegans and vegetarians CAN remain healthy with their diets but not without supplements that they would get from meat. and without those supplements and even sometimes with them they can develop serious physical problems and abnormalities. so if u want to drat your body up just so u can have one less thing to feel bad about GO AHEAD! i will laugh as u slowly deteriorate and die
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Female 1,677
There`s nothing preachy about advertising meetings on a fricking community message board. I think whoever posted that carnivore ad is just a giant douchebag who is needlessly intimidated by life choices that are not the same as his own. Losers.
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Male 5,189
Om nom nom nom!
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Male 386
LOL @ vegetarians. Missing out.
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Female 324
LOL nice comment AuraFox... I want a whopper now.
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Male 180
"I think it`s in poor taste, but it`s kinda funny."

PUN WIN

You are granted one internets.

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Female 87
Human beings are omniverous, the very reason for the glorious whopper.
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Male 1,505
The t-rex pic makes this perfect.
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Male 1,918
bumbleBB don`t be such an ass I`m a vegetarian and I suffer non of the problems that you state
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Male 1,918
people just thought i`d bring up that vegetarians aren`t vegans but vegans are vegetarians...just like how a square is a rectange but a rectangle isn`t a square
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Male 386
Omnivores ftw
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Female 1,112
Meat not be "necessary for our bodies", but the majority of vegetarians I see do not have adequate diets or substitutions in place, and subsequently suffer from anemia and other deficiencies. There are also cases of people who can`t live without the high protien only meat can provide. It`s how we`re designed why try to fight it? Eat some meat and shut up.
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Male 394
this is so full of win, CARNIVORE FOREVER!
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Male 1,523

That picture made me think of this picture...

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Female 4,028
Haha! This reads like something from PassiveAgressiveNotes.com. Is that where it`s from?
And I do wonder why one would need a support group to be a vegan/vegetarian. Health tips, sure, but a group?
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Female 1,148
Uhm, I`m a vegetarian. And have been so for three years and I`m perfectly healthy. I don`t need a support group and no meat isn`t necessary for our bodies..silly people...
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Female 525
We are designed to eat meat. Yes, other protein sources such as tofu and soy do exist but they`re not nearly as high in protein and b-12 (strictly a product only found naturally in animal meat).
What I am against, though, is killing for PLEASURE and fur from an animal that was slaughtered for that only purpose. For example, with cows that are slaughtered, the majority of it`s body is used up and very little wasted. So leather isn`t evil to me. But when it comes to killing an animal only for fur..that comes off as cruel.
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Female 187
Damnnnnnn right :) Vegans and vegetarians can do whatever floats their boat, but I`m all about the chicken and steak :)
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Female 1,264
Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian!

LOL

Damn, meat is not only tasty. It is necesary for our bodies. Indeed, we have to eat more vegetables and fruits than meat. But meat is not bad if eaten properly. It`s healthy.

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Female 1,063
lol I want to be a vegan but dammit, meat just tastes so good. Damn you Mom and Dad!!
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Male 99
lawl epic
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Male 3
Major WIN! lol
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Female 74
I thought about being a vegetarian but only for the health benefits. I love to eat meat lol. But for y`all who say the meat is the only way to get proteins you`re wrong. There are plenty of other ways to get proteins. How do you think vegetarians stay alive? Lol. I would never be a vegan tho... WAAAY too hard-core and crazy!!
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Male 1,451
vegan-curious? Is it a sexual orientation? Can you be part vegan?

Oh wait, you can! It`s called OMNIVORE!

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Male 30
The vegetarian, and especially vegan diets are some of the worst diets out there. Vegatables don`t supply the complete proteins needed for healthy living. Pretty much the only food that does is meat. Without the correct proteins the body looks for it elsewhere thus causing "self-cannibalism". Besides health the vegatarian diet is hypocritical. Why do you need meat flavor when you don`t eat meat? I understand if you don`t want to support inhumane treatment of animals, but if you wan`t something done do it.


But, not the PETA way they kill more than they save. Google Vegetarian unhealthy and go to petakillsanimals.com

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Male 2,591
take that, you vegan a holes.
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Male 301
Are you kidding Kaizen?? I don`t know a single omnivore out there that feels the need to tell the world they eat meat. Usually that only happens when some self-righteous vegan tries to tell the meat-eater how horrible they are for eating meat. Passive agressive?! Yeah, right! It`s passive to throw red paint on people? It`s passive to go to a restaurant and protest, yelling and insulting all the patrons who enter/exit? If people want to be vegans, that`s their choice. Heck, I support it! That just means there`s more for me! What I can`t stand is people trying to put me down for my choice to eat that meat!
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Female 901
HA!!
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Female 1,436
I am a quasi-veg and I found this HILARIOUS!!!

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Male 301
Best. Pic. Ever.
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Male 3,755
"For the record, with the kinds of preservatives and crap junk food is stuffed with, a vegan diet WOULD be healthier by comparison."

What about organically raised, steroid free beef and farm fresh, cage free eggs? You know, not all non-veggies eat nothing but junk food and fast food. Though, I do enjoy both of those myself on occasion.

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Female 20
i`m a vegetarian but i freaking love this
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Male 9,305
"The very existence of a nonjudgemental support group means that they think they`re both special and oppressed by the `judgmental` non veg people. The fact that they find their food choices enough to start a support group over can be seen as arrogant. "


Yeahhhh and the people here calling them wimpy and stupid ISN`T being judgmental...

For the record, with the kinds of preservatives and crap junk food is stuffed with, a vegan diet WOULD be healthier by comparison. Berries hold a buttdratload of antioxidants, and certain nuts and seeds are full of good things too.

It`s the preachy kind of vegans that need to cool it. I won`t give up my meats, but I sure as hell could tone it down too.

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Male 52
Funny that a omnivore would feel the need to take the time to be a douche (still funny though).

Most of the hunter/meat eaters are much more annoying than the quiet passive veg heads I know.

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Male 1,254
Heck the vegans on our campus can be just as annoying and preachy as the traveling ministers that tell us we are all going to Hell.

But its always great, right after the Great American Meat Out, the Agriculture Club throws a Meat In. They hand out jerky, beef sticks, and bologna on the streets. The dumb vegans just dole out flyers saying why meat is bad and how it will make you rape innocent kittens on a full moon.

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Female 241
win.
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Male 3,915
armitage....double owned...congratulations sir....btw....carnivores ftw....
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Male 149
`He meant vegetarian as an adjective to how to eat, not vegetarian as a noun.`

Congratulations on wasting your 1000th post on a `Captain Obvious` worthy statement

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Male 149
`That`s something a wimpy person would say`

No, THAT`s something a wimpy person would say

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Male 1,623
""wow that was truely the most win thing ever, if not photoshopped. and i even tend to eat vegetarian for long periods, not for the animals but for my own health reasons. WIN"

Yeah, I also eat vegetarians (subtle difference)..."

He meant vegetarian as an adjective to how to eat, not vegetarian as a noun.

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Female 1,697
"Keep being awesome"

That`s something a wimpy person would say

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Male 1,226
"wow that was truely the most win thing ever, if not photoshopped. and i even tend to eat vegetarian for long periods, not for the animals but for my own health reasons. WIN"

Yeah, I also eat vegetarians (subtle difference)...

Carnivores FTW. I want that poster :D

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Female 64
WHOA WIN.
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Male 788
Cows are slow for a reason! You ever eat a cheetah burger? yeah didn`t think so
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Male 5,314
HELL YEAH
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Male 3,369

Heaven!

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Male 549
wow that was truely the most win thing ever, if not photoshopped. and i even tend to eat vegetarian for long periods, not for the animals but for my own health reasons. WIN
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Male 15,510
"I am Vegetarian not because "I love Animals" I am vegetarian because I hate plants"
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Male 15,832
kinjomusashi "IF GOD DIDN`T WANT US TO EAT ANIMALS, HE WOULDN`T HAVE MADE `EM OUT OF MEAT!"

You beat me to it (although I wouldn`t have used Caps Lock).

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Male 756
Epic win
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Male 388
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Female 924
@ByOwlPost: Nice post, I agree with you.
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Male 3,755
I think it`s in great taste (kinda like a big juicy steak) and extremely funny.
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Male 970
a friend of mine was a vegetarian because he had a bad case of acne.
After a 10 years he started eating meat again, because ha really hated being put in that "gay-bio-vegan stereotype"

Its ok to not eat meat, just don`t make a big deal out of it or try to convince others.

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Male 4,680
The picture of the T rex just made it amazing.
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Male 9,305
I think it`s in poor taste, but it`s kinda funny.
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Male 686
Jim Gaffigan Quote

"Do you know what they DO to those chickens?!"
"no, but its DELICIOUS."

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Male 599
"If God didn`t want us eating animals, he wouldn`t have made them so delicious"

Agreed.

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Female 226
frumgf, It`s really not that preachy, but the idea that vegans and vegetarians need a support group is a bit ridiculous. The very existence of a nonjudgemental support group means that they think they`re both special and oppressed by the `judgmental` non veg people. The fact that they find their food choices enough to start a support group over can be seen as arrogant. There`s no one trying to keep rights away from vegetarians. There`s no "No Vegetarians Need Apply Signs" in shop windows. Simply feeling annoyed when a vegan botches everyone`s restaurant choices for the night is nowhere near what other groups have faced. I don`t dislike vegetarians. People can eat whatever, I don`t care.

Or on a lighter note, maybe they realized that carnivores have the decency kill their food before they eat it?

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Female 138
Though i find this picture a little funny, the reactions it`s sparked are the real entertainment. I mean, are you guys seriously fighting over who is or isn`t a "strong" person based on their eating habits?
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Female 854
Messed up....but funny.
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Male 3
If God didn`t want us eating animals, he wouldn`t have made them so delicious
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Female 519
Judgmental Carnivores >.> Just cause us Vegi-Kids wanna hang out with other people like ourselves. It`s harder to find new recipes and stuff than it is for non-vegetarians. Also as a social group it`s nice because we`re looking for people to date who are either open to the way we eat or are the same as us.

Most of us aren`t trying to change anyones eating habits, we`re looking for people like ourselves to hang out with.

This photo post is kind of un-cool.

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Male 787
heh. funny. But whoever put that second sign up is being an anus.
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Male 321
I`m a carnivore, but this is a weak post. I`m still bored.
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Male 17,512
LOL!
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Female 779
Tuesday, June 23, 2009 12:47:13 PM
What`s with all those plant murderers anyway. Don`t they know everything has a right to live. Just because they can`t speak doesn`t mean they can`t think. Just because science has yet to discover plant motions doesn`t mean they don`t exist. Whatever tree is injured it produces sap. So all you vegans out there to enjoy some syrup with your pancakes. You are really drinking the blood of trees!

Heh, and when we walk on lawns they are really screaming in pain XD

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Male 1,357
epicccc
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Female 164
How are they being preachy? They have a group for vegans and put up a sign to tell other vegans about it. I believe the only person being preachy in this instance is the meat-eater.
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Male 914
IF GOD DIDN`T WANT US TO EAT ANIMALS, HE WOULDN`T HAVE MADE `EM OUT OF MEAT!
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Female 208
Hahahahahahaha! That`s awesome......XD
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Male 150
Vegan-curious just sounds gay. They would need a support group.
=D
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Male 35
I think Vegan-Curios is kind of like Bi-sexuality, you know, where you can`t decide whether you prefer sleeping with your meats or your broccoli.
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Male 1,383
Lolololololol vegetarian myself but still hilarious!
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Female 1,006
I saw this on passive aggressive notes yesterday. It`s still awesome.
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Male 4,163
What`s with all those plant murderers anyway. Don`t they know everything has a right to live. Just because they can`t speak doesn`t mean they can`t think. Just because science has yet to discover plant motions doesn`t mean they don`t exist. Whatever tree is injured it produces sap. So all you vegans out there to enjoy some syrup with your pancakes. You are really drinking the blood of trees!
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Male 4,807
LOVE IT!!! Go Carnivores Go !!!!

and what the heck is vegan-curious?

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Male 119
oh yea. that just rocks.
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Male 2,552
HAHAHA! Nice!
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Male 165
awesome.
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Male 82
Love it. Will start putting them up around campus
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Male 20,829
Link: How To Deal With A Vegan At Work or School [Pic] [Rate Link] - The perfect retort for when those preachy vegans start spreading their manifestos on the community bulletin board.
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