Hell Van Will See You In Hell... From Heaven [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

Maybe Hate Van just needs a little therapy... maybe an anger management course? A Tony Robbins seminar? A hug?
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Female 4,028
Oh, so this is what Fred Phelps drives?
Poor Santa. Coal in your stocking for you! Forever!
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Male 4
So, Muslims, gays, child killing whores, heck, even KKK... but Santa Claus? D: Poor guy, his name is just way too close to Satan for them to be comfortable with...
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Female 1,190
wicked baby killing whores?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i think he means pro choice
LOL
thats an alternative way to phrase that haha
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Female 165
lol santa claus
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Male 549
he`s right you know.. lol
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Male 1,218
Feeling a little self righteous are we?
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Male 2,737
I didn`t know this Jeebus character was so angry.Sheesh.
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Male 1,718
Who is inside? Jesus?
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Female 470
Idolaters, wicked baby killing whores and....SANTA CLAUS?!
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Male 59
Santa Claus!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Male 690
Heh, anyone notice the arrow pointing to muslim after "God Hates You"?

While I can understand the hate towards the KKK, why Santa Claus? I know he isn`t Christian but still... Also, the van is inaccurate. We`re all sinners so why would God allow us into heaven if He hates sinners?

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Female 28
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.
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Male 10,855
Ugh more ha...is that a GHOST in the image?

look to the lower left.

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Female 1,386
I wonder how they got the dents near the front tire. Hmmm.
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Female 88
... that van needs to smoke some weed... ^^you know it`s true!
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Male 352
Wow davymid you`re exceptionally ignorant.

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Female 4,197
so much hate D;
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Male 12,138
[quote] if that man ever read a bible god loves every one [/quote]

Ever try the Old Testament? That sh*t makes Hitler look like a girl scout...

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Male 28
if that man ever read a bible god loves every on ...what a homo
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Male 12,138
vv No no no. It`s DISTINCTLY biblical, that`s the problem. It`s just not very Christian. Different things.
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Male 1,523
What if the van accidentally crashes into a church?
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Male 4
the awesome thing is, doing such a thing is completely unbiblical. just sayin.
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Male 462
The rocket launchers. Get them.
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Female 4,447
That`s one angry van.
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Male 527
OMG GOD HATES SANTA!!!111one ;_; poor santa all he wanted to do was give toys to the childerns. =(
This god sounds mean.
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Female 171
JEEEZZ.

I found it funny that the KKK were on it. Well maybe not funny haha but amusing none the less...

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Male 3,842
"*sigh* sometimes I just wish I owned just ONE RPG."

May I suggest Dungeons and Dragons? This van owner probably thinks that is Satanic, too.

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Male 3,842
Hey, it doesn`t say anything about the Jews, Hindus, or Buddhists! We`re all in the clear! Except those of you who are into Santa Claus.

Reminds me of South Park when they all meet God and can ask him one question, so someone asks "Which is the one true religion" and God says "It was the Mormons. That`s right, the Mooormaaans." and all the people go "oo-oh!" as if someone just revealed the answer to a riddle they had been working on but couldn`t figure out.

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Male 3,255
Ohh the ignorant...
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Male 612
pfft...I`m all of those things and a bag o` chips
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Male 384
I`d like to see God try to make a Lake of Fire.
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Male 336
i wonder what it says when the door is open (see whores from the other day)
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Female 282
santa!? santa is immortal so whatever
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Female 855
Of course they kick puppies! That`s so they`re all nice`n tenderized for dinner!
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Male 212
SORCERERS!!!! im screwed *hides wand and cloak*
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Female 36
Wicked baby killing whores...
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Male 55
What the F*** did Santa do?
I think the `Wicked Baby Killing Whores` is a little too far...now thats really being prejudice. I know some really decent `Wicked Baby Killing Whores` who attend my church!
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Male 505
Umm, yeah it is. All Chinese people love to kick puppies. Duh.
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Male 352
What is with all of the people that think this is what all Christians are like? That`s like if I saw 1 Chinese guy kick a puppy, that means all Chinese people like to kick puppies. It`s just not true.
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Male 22
i like how after the god hates you line theres an arow pointing to muslums. somebody has some problems.
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Male 505
Just to round out the bible verses so no IABers have to strain themselves Googling these:

Psalm 5:5 - "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
John 5:42 - "But I know you, that ye have not the love of God in you."

That`s all, folks. Literal interpretations of the Bible are great! Also, religion in general. man. Cannot get me enough o` that Jeebus. He be bringing me fishes and loaves, not bitches `n` hoes. Yum.

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Male 505
Revelation 21:8 - "But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death."

So, umm, yeah. See you guys down there, I guess. And Santa. He`ll be there too.

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Male 4,014
Hey, at least they hate the KKK too...um, yeah.
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Male 427
If Santa is going to hell, so will I! I want eternal presents, even if it is paired with enternal damnation
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Female 2,695
whoremongers (:
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Female 214
when will santa claus ever see this van?
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Male 285
damn wicker baby killing whores. they`re always around.
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Female 299
santa claus is going to hell?
well, the christians have upset the whole world.
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Female 9,585
Why did I read the link as Van Halen and not Hell Van?
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Male 3,310
"Essentially, if you don`t want people`s understanding to be generalized...then prove that something better comes from this idea.

or STFU."

Damn, how man creepy "Christian" vans have chased you down as a kid?

"If extremism does not represent the idea, then it is the responsibility of those that hold dear the idea to show everyone else what the idea is really about."

No, it is the responsibility of anyone with intelligence to understand the definition of extremism. There`s a reason it`s called that, and it`s not because it is the norm. Either you have locked yourself in a closet and wont talk to Christians or it is plainly obvious that this is not the norm. Unless you have been seeing these on a regular basis. In which case I would love to see more pictures of the variations to be found out there.

Generalizing from 1 (one) incident is not logical, intelligent or honest.

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Male 13,630
The_Maddog - Just an observation :-)
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Female 220
Looks really shopped
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Female 23
isn`t a sin to hate?
at least that`s what the bible pushers at school say.......
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Female 857
haha, God Hates You -> Muslim
Maybe he didn`t realize that Islamic people and Christians have the same God? :]
But seriously, I`d be really creeped out if I saw that..
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Male 245
Death is in the bottom left corner.
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Male 3,369
ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
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[ Delete Post ] Saturday, June 20, 2009 8:40:13 AM
I get the feeling the owner really has not had a happy life
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Ya think?

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Female 88
I can see why they got that dent on the side. I would have rammed them too.
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Male 2,788
NOOOO NOT SANTA!
I DONT BELIEVE IT

then again, he DID give my mom that vibrating stick thingy. what was that, anyways?

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Male 406
Creating even more hate in the name of some fairy tale.
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Male 13,630
What Santa do wrong?
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Male 510
it has santa claus as a sinner... LOL
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Male 13,630
I get the feeling the owner really has not had a happy life
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Male 364
... God hates Santa?
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Male 2,229
I wonder, is this the van for that `church`, who`s membership is one family. And spouts hate at pretty much anything and everything.

"Don`t expect to meet your day with god, when you live/dance with devils today"

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Male 40
anyone else notice theres a ghost dress in front of the rear tire?
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Male 914
someone needs to take a pill... i mean lots of pills, preferably all at once
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Male 363
*sigh* sometimes I just wish I owned just ONE RPG.
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Male 119
roflmao
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Male 2,552
>pmarren

A candidate for the next Captain obvious?

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Female 209
"Needs some body work on the front right panel and door."
i hope they leave it. if i saw that van i`d prolly wanna run into it too
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Male 31
Poor Santa Claus I always knew he was a whoremonger.
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Male 275
...did that thing just call out sorcerer!? Oh hell naw!
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Male 2,159
Not as good as the messages the TopGear presenters put on their cars on their US road trip.

WTF did Santa do? Is God pissed that he steals Jesus`s thunder every Christmas?

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Female 64
well there goes my side job of "wicked baby killing whores" and "santa clause!"
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Male 4,593
Needs some body work on the front right panel and door.
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Male 271
Leopardson said it best. I always said if my dogs are not allowed in heaven then Ill walk purgatory thank you. (refer to old b&w twilight zone episode)
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Female 190
Santa Claus?! For bringing joy to children on Jesus` birthday?
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Male 133
Ah poo, I guess I have to stop with my sorcery!
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Male 161
Sorcerers? what did they do? Poor Belgarath.
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Male 189
I bet bible man drives this.
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Female 373
Been pondering, do you think their tires get slashed much.
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Female 373
AMEN
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Male 39
Jesus f*ck, everybody lies. If you`re having the worst day ever, and you don`t really want to talk to someone about it,
"Hey, how are you doing?"
"Fine."

Prepare to burn in hell with Santa and the m..muslims? wtf?

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Male 438
lol, idolaters. And what`s wrong with Santa? He`s like the most important part of all religion, he`s even got his own holiday
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Male 914
fundamentalists of any religion are just plain scary...can i get an amen??!! =)
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Male 625
drating santa claus. killing billions with aids and hurricans ands floods... no wait thats god
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Male 4,680
I could never understand how the talking snake was literal but the "sell everything you own" bit was metaphorical.
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Male 619
So the guy says that being in the KKK is a sin, then goes on to spout the same kind of hate speech?

Also, I`m glad someone else is on board with me about Santa Claus and sorcerers. Smug, white-bearded bastards.

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Male 1,232
Santa Claus is a sin?
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Male 101
mods can you ban parekhsufi cuz she/he is a evil spammer and god hates her/him wich somehow is not on the van
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Male 52
As a Christian, this completely saddens me - what has happened to loving your neighbour?!
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Male 897
WTF is with IAB being spammed so heavily lately? Grrrr, Jerm Smash!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 101
i`d rather be in hell with Santa Claus, than in heaven with people like the owner of that van...
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Female 344
i want that van lol i want to see how many people would drag me out of that van and then beat me to a bloody plub
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Male 897
Humanity needs to unify or we will never truly evolve beyond our current misguided state of being. This van spreads hate, and if there is a `god` I highly doubt it would advocate the perpetuation of hatred. Religion = Moot Argument. Love = Universal Truth and Harmony.

I choose love over labels. Theological beliefs can be poisonous to those that are not wise enough to evolve with the times. Love is something that each human being is capable of sharing with his/her fellow man and it is infinitely more helpful than any form of organized religion.
</hippie rant>

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Female 69
God hates Santa? And wicked baby killing whores? Who knew?
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Male 60
Santa Claus is a sinner? It`s good to have your opinions, but I don`t think any of them would make you come to that conclusion.
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Female 444
Loveable guy
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Female 60
AdelleRae: I`m assuming the person took the picture from inside a car or house and thats a reflection on the window they are taking the photo through
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Female 837
Okay, so I know we`re in the middle of a religious debate here, but I`m glad I`m not the only one who saw the ghostly thingy in the bottom corner on the left.

What the hell is it?

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Male 210
can someone ban oliva25 please? she spamming mercilessly.
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Male 413
Needs more flames
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Female 82
why is this guy so mad at Santa? I believe in free speech, but that van verges on obscene.
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Male 4
wow.............ouch? :P
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Male 69
oh i repent, i repent! Where do i cash out my price?
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Female 718
Oh i`d love to meet the owner of that van. What a load of crap. He does give christians a bad name. For once i`d love to meet a christian that isn`t a bible basher.
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Male 2,229
the individual that owes and decorated this van, give all christians a bad name and has mental issues that have been amplified be the application of their religion/beleifs

In short this vehicle is in bad taste and offensive.

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Male 1,929
God hates Santa? You do know he doesn`t exist, right?

And neither does Santa.

^_^

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Female 512
There`s a whole lot of hate on that van. Shame Mr anti-Santa didn`t feel the need to portray God`s LOVE for mankind...
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Male 617
gotta love people like this making people think that because of my religion i must be a closed-minded ignorant gay-hater...
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Female 961
lol i`m going to drive this van to hell. that`ll be interesting
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Male 64
wait...santa clause?
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Female 15,763
"Allow me to spell it out for our slower brothers. Anyone that feels it is appropriate to use the specific incident of "beyond the pale" behavior to generalize their understanding of any group that is larger than just the owner of the van is operating with mental functionality equivalent to a retard and might be one."

AKA: All Christians =/= This guy and his van.

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Female 837
... I saw a van today that said "Poopy`s Potties" on it. Much cooler than this van.
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Male 493
He needs Jesus... oh wait never mind.
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Female 960
God hates Santa?! D:
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Male 1,505
"Allow me to spell it out for our slower brothers"

TY Thelonious for permitting everyone to momentarily glimpse your superior intellect.

The persistent issue is that people`s opinion of something they are not a part of is created by what we are exposed to. If extremism does not represent the idea, then it is the responsibility of those that hold dear the idea to show everyone else what the idea is really about. They frequently fail to do so, therefore the conviction of the extremist idea as the main is self perpetuating.

Essentially, if you don`t want people`s understanding to be generalized...then prove that something better comes from this idea.

or STFU.

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Male 204
So then, if there is a hell, the guy with the van is going there first. ;-D
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Male 204
Ummmmmmm. . . Huh. Let`s see. Jesus said, and the Old Testament upholds this, that he came to SAVE the sinners, etc. The people he flamed, when on Earth, were people like the ones who commissioned this van. "You offspring of vipers. . ." among other things.

Luke 18:9-14: 10 “Two men went up into the temple to pray, the one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. 11 The Pharisee stood and began to pray these things to himself, ‘O God, I thank you I am not as the rest of men, extortioners, unrighteous, adulterers, or even as this tax collector. 12 I fast twice a week, I give the tenth of all things I acquire.’ 13 But the tax collector standing at a distance was not willing even to raise his eyes heavenward, but kept beating his breast, saying, ‘O God, be gracious to me a sinner.’ 14 I tell YOU, This man went down to his home prov

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Female 1,682
looks kinda like a ghost in the left corner lol ITS SATAN RAWR RAWR RAWR
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Male 1,550
Driving around in this van is more of a pain in the f*cking ass then just some atheist just kickin it in his own apartment.
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Male 215
God hates Santa??? :`(
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Female 146
I see a vehicle that I need to paint ball! NEW TARGET!! Aim for the word `MONGERS`!
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Male 315
Y` know, I`d rather spend an eternity in Hell then an eternity in Heaven knowing that I was one of the few to make it to paradise while everyone else gets thrown into a lake of fire.
Physical pain will never be as strong as guilt.
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Male 3,310
Allow me to spell it out for our slower brothers. Anyone that feels it is appropriate to use the specific incident of "beyond the pale" behavior to generalize their understanding of any group that is larger than just the owner of the van is operating with mental functionality equivalent to a retard and might be one.
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Male 2,855
theres a ghost on the left side
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Male 4,793
religion is false! get out now!!!
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Male 180
I can smell the Christian love and acceptance in the air.
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Female 74
Oh noes not Ol` Saint Nick!! D:
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Male 3,310
Yes, I put a fairly cryptic message out there. Wow.
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Male 2,125
They included Muslims? Wow...

And -deep breath- OMFGWTF AHHHHH!!! There`s a freaking ghost on the left!!!!!!! I hope to god, buddah, santa claus, or whatever that this was shopped O_O

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Male 339
The most amazing thing about that van is that all 4 tires seem to still be unslashed. Odd.
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Female 237
God hates Santa Claus?
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Male 886
santa claus?
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Female 18
No ones going to hell.We`re all going to summerland.Lol.(IJ) Marshmallows and hot dogs anyone?
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Male 3,014
I think whoremonger is just a fancy term for pimp, Opie.
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Female 15,763
I`ve heard of hatemonger, warmonger, and many other mongers... but never whoremonger.

Quite a vivid mental image does it paint.

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Male 7
...yet no one truly cares. Whatever. This is what trolls who have escaped the interwebs drive.
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Female 4,376
I bet the driver is friendly.

I`d hate to meet one of those type of Christian. According to Christianity i`m already going to hell for at least 10 different things. I`ve counted...

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Male 7
...which I think Wikipedia supports here.

Wikipedia: John 5:
Jesus then talks of John`s testimony about him. He also says that people study the scriptures hoping for eternal life, but that the scriptures speak of him, and people still refuse to come to him for life. People accept people who preach in their own name but not in one who comes in the name of the father. "How can you believe if you accept praise from one another, yet make no effort to obtain the praise that comes from the only God?" He then speaks of Moses as the accuser of humanity. "But do not think I will accuse you before the Father. Your accuser is Moses, on whom your hopes are set. If you believed Moses, you would believe me, for he wrote about me. But since you do not believe what he wrote, how are you going to believe what I say?"

"It`s embarrassing when you read it on a van, but when you read it in your holy book, it`s somehow fine." I`m not seeing the embarrassment in the book.

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Male 336
UGGHHH I hate these kinds of people. I`m a christian, it says in the bible not to judge others. We all sin and each sin is equal. It also says to preach the gospel, it does not say we should condemn non-christians, we have no right to. I really wish that i could talk to these people directly, i just want people to realize not all christians are like this
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Male 7
... have a "Love love love" message.

John:
You search the Scriptures because you think that in them you have eternal life; and(L) it is they that bear witness about me, 40yet(M) you refuse to come to me that you may have life. 41(N) I do not receive glory from people. 42But(O) I know that you do not have(P) the love of God within you. 43I have come(Q) in my Father’s name, and(R) you do not receive me.(S) If another comes in his own name, you will receive him. 44How can you believe, when you receive glory from one another and(T) do not seek the glory that comes from(U) the only God? 45Do not think that I will accuse you to the Father. There is one who accuses you: Moses,(V) on whom you have set your hope. 46For if you believed Moses, you would believe me; for(W) he wrote of me.

This sounds more appropriate than the others for the Van`s intent, but it sounds like it`s directed at the Jewish who do not embrace the Savior/New Testament.

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Male 452
Yeah, I`m a Christian, and yes, these people are insane. But you gotta admit, whoremonger is an amazing word.
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Male 7
Revelation 21:8
8(A) But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars,(B) their portion will be in(C) the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is(D) the second death.

OK. I really don`t get what is so controversial about that. Essentially every religion has this bit.

Psalm 5
4 For you are not a God who delights in wickedness;
evil may not dwell with you.
5 The(F) boastful shall not(G) stand before your eyes;
you(H) hate all evildoers.
6 You destroy those who speak(I) lies;
the LORD abhors(J) the bloodthirsty and deceitful man.

Technically not the word of God. Psalms is a bunch of Poems (supposedly by King David) or someone[s] back in the Old Testament years of smashing the Israelite`s foes and generally kicking ass with the Lord backing them. The first 40 psalms are the oldest and most likely to be by David himself if any. Historically not out of context to not

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Male 608
oooooooo. where can i get one?
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Male 33
"HEY MA, I NEED ONE A DEM DAR DIC-TEEON-ARIES,"

Arr dic-teeon-aries arr teh bah-bul dahn heah, cha.

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Male 420
"I am not a Christian, but anyone that thinks this some proves anything about more than exactly 1 person on this Earth is retarded and retarded."

looks like the Southern School system is acting up again...

"HEY MA, I NEED ONE A DEM DAR DIC-TEEON-ARIES,"
no offense to anyone in the South..

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Female 683
"I am not a Christian, but anyone that thinks this some proves anything about more than exactly 1 person on this Earth is retarded and retarded."


uhhh, what?

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Female 55
i thought god loved everyone, even sinners?
eh i would care if i believed in that stuff...
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Male 3,310
I am not a Christian, but anyone that thinks this some proves anything about more than exactly 1 person on this Earth is retarded and retarded.
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Female 61
JHSpring26, i think it means women who have had abortions...
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Male 5,314
they`re surrounding meeeeee!!!
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Male 5,314
pooja is the spammer
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Male 5,314
spammer

vvvvv

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Male 492
wicked baby killing whore......WTF?!
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Male 199
"I love how loads of people immediately jump in saying things like "Oh but this doesn`t represent REAL Christians", when in fact everything it says on that van is also said in the Bible (except the Santa bit of course).
It`s embarrassing when you read it on a van, but when you read it in your holy book, it`s somehow fine."

But it doesn`t represent real Christians. This van says that you should repent so you don`t burn in hell and proceeds to list specific people that would be included.

Yes that`s part of Christianity, but that`s not all of it. There`s also the whole Jesus thing and what he had to say, which is kind of important to Christianity. According to your logic, terrorists represent all Muslims.

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Male 12,138
vv "later inducted into sainthood. so technically Santa is christian."

Now we`re getting technical, I like that. Christian myths superceding those of their pagan forefathers in the name of superposition. I`m on board.

Got a December 25th virgin birth like dozens of other stone-age myths? Make it Christ`s birthday! We`ll call it Christmas!

Got a pagan resurrectionist festival? Let`s rebrand it as Easter! and claim that sh*t.

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Male 3,755
Terrorists who use Islam as their basis use the Koran to justify their actions. Does this make all Muslims terrorists?
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Male 3,755
"I love how loads of people immediately jump in saying things like "Oh but this doesn`t represent REAL Christians", when in fact everything it says on that van is also said in the Bible (except the Santa bit of course).
It`s embarrassing when you read it on a van, but when you read it in your holy book, it`s somehow fine."

Thanks for pointing out why we all did that.

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Male 3,755
"Bema ministries recently stopped here in Hawaii this past semester and gathered quite a crowd."

Did they drive the van?

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Male 486
SANTA IS A GOOD MAN!!!
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Female 2,927
maddog- Santa was based on a catholic bishop from Sweden i think, who helped the poor. known as sinter Klaus. later inducted into sainthood. so technically Santa is christian.
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Male 6
Apparently Santa Clause is on Hell`s guest list.
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Female 394
Wow, harsh >.<
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Male 20
That van looks like it belongs to a born-again Christian group known as Bema Ministries. Its leader, John Kranert (aka Brother JK) along with its followers are infamous for touring across the United States (in particular college campuses) spewing messages of hate whilst carrying signs that have the same kind of drivel as there is on the van. Bema ministries recently stopped here in Hawaii this past semester and gathered quite a crowd.
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Male 5,189
"I say we toss religion and just go with spirituality."

I agree.

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Male 868
The day these types of people don`t exist is the day I`ll attend church.

In other words; never.

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Female 41
wow. just... wow.
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Male 9,305
I say we toss religion and just go with spirituality. Why give that kind of power to a stupid little human anyway?
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Male 4,290
I love how loads of people immediately jump in saying things like "Oh but this doesn`t represent REAL Christians", when in fact everything it says on that van is also said in the Bible (except the Santa bit of course).

It`s embarrassing when you read it on a van, but when you read it in your holy book, it`s somehow fine.

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Male 3,755
StudentofMan: "Too much "faith" and one loses their ability to reason, too much reason and one loses sight of hope."

Nice.

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Male 4,290
Actually dm, if you look closely the quote is John 5:42, not 5:24. 5:42 reads "but I know you, that you do not have the love of God within you."

Maybe a typo and they meant 5:24, maybe trying to say that Muslims don`t have the love of God within them (even though it`s still Yahweh they believe in).

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jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
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[ Delete Post ] Friday, June 19, 2009 8:13:39 PM
santa claus? aw hell no! how can you be offended by a fat guy that rewards the good with presents? and he`s call SAINT nick for a reason.
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Didnt you get the memo? Beliving in any imaginary beings other than christianity`s imaginary beings is grounds for being fired! For eternity!!!!!!

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Male 345
I`d agree coldCanuck that The Mist was a good movie although I`d go a little further and say that Stephen King wastrying to make a statement as to the duality of theology and that extremes in any belief system result in unacceptable consequences. Too much "faith" and one loses their ability to reason, too much reason and one loses sight of hope. This unfortunate person has lost all sense of pity and empathy which, sadly, their god surely professes to be virtues.

BTW, Thomas Jane had the best lines in that movie by far...

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Male 4,316
Palm`s 5:5 The arrogant cannot stand in your presence; you hate all who do wrong.

Maybe he should look up his own quotes

John 5:24 I tell you the truth, whoever hears my word and believes him who sent me has eternal life and will not be condemned; he has crossed over from death to life.

The way he quotes this one is almost as if he`s trying to say that he came up with rather than Jesus

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Female 2,927
santa claus? aw hell no! how can you be offended by a fat guy that rewards the good with presents? and he`s call SAINT nick for a reason.
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Male 15
SANTA?!
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Female 109
Ugh...

They should get together with the WBC. What a big, happy family that would be.

I have no tolerance for people like that.

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Male 4,316
He forgot the the next line of stuff that doesn`t make any sense.
Revelations 21:9 And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb`s wife.
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Male 430
I wonder how many times that thing got keyed.
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Male 296
"Mama, i beleive in God to, but i don`t think he`s the blood thirsty A_shole you say he is"
-the mist
BEST MOVIE EVER!
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Male 4,316
For an all loving all forgiving God he seems to be; and filled with hatred and intolerance.
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Female 614
some dude came on our college campus ranting about all women going to hell for wearing shorts instead of dresses. i bet this is what he drove.
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Male 12,138
Ah, when will we learn?

Religion. Sh*t it.

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Female 4,225
But the book of Deutonomy(sp?) says to kill "...Your daughters...come home [worshipping] idols"
Somthing along those lines.

I have this pocket Bible...once gained the courage to read like a page of it, only got to the part where Jesus says he came not to fulfill the prophecied of the Old Testment. I just think of all those fundies every time I pick it up

But say Jesus and his apostles did exist, you forget alot in 60 years

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Male 2,440
I avoided making a mean remark about religion earlier in here, but I can`t help but give every one of you "Jesus loves everyone" people a great Bible quote.

"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me." - Luke 19:27

Jesus loves you, alright. Don`t misinterpret his hugs as a sword cutting through you.

And for anyone who thinks all Christians are like the ones who drive this van, shame on ya.

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Female 52
it`s a sin in itself to hate people the way some "Christians" do
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Female 1,269
"Fact: The above picture represents the entire Christian community as a whole."

:D

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Female 1,269
those stupid "christians" are the ones going to hell if anyone is...
im a real christian...and i honestly dont really hate anyone. i have opinions and if i feel like it i make them known but i have never shoved them down anyone`s throat...people like that make me sick and ashamed...but i know they`re wrong and so does everyone here apparently. And so does God. urghhh i could go on ranting for several more paragraphs but i`ll spare all of you my grotesque argumentative side...

:D

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Male 255
no baby killing whores in heaven i see...

well, see you in hell ;l

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Male 352
Fact: The above picture represents the entire Christian community as a whole.
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Male 3,296
this guy goes to colleges and stuff, he went to mine like 2 months ago
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Male 189
also, for any nit-pickers, i did forget to acknowledge that santa isnt real. he isnt. but god doesnt hate him either way. also, my comment was a run on sentence. i get that. i dont care.
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Female 1,545
It`s the Phelps-mobile! What a killjoy.
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Male 189
earthshone, not all christians are psycho. some of us are actually very sane people. its just the extremists who say things like this. and gn0m3, in order, god isnt fictional, nor does he actually hate santa (god loves everyone), jesus is god as a human, so no paradox, by sorcerers, he most likely means pagans or something along those lines, and he doesnt hate them, and as said before, god loves everyone, but how is there a nice baby killing whore? thats a contradiction if i ever saw one.
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Female 4,225
Woww…let’s get a few things straight

1) You hate Santa, a commercialized figure created in the early 1900’s. A character whom, would later turn into an unintended metaphor for Jesus
2) You hate Muslims, although you as a fundamentalist Christian usually consider ALL who do not embrace Jesus as their Lord as sinful.
3) Iconoclast much?
4) Muslim is singular; you FAIL!
5) Wicked baby killing whores? You mean pro-choice guys right? Once again, it is proven that woman have no rights to their bodies in you’re religion. (I’m not really a feminist, I’m just point that out)
6) Ok, what about man whores?
7) Will those who are raped be condemned?

But seriously, religious fundamentalism disgusts me. All it’s ever done is create more war.

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Female 138
im not christian, but i promise you, they are not all crazy. actually the majority aren`t crazy at all. as for the ones that are, i`ve been called a satanist and other unpleasentries (no offense to satanists) so many times i now find it humorous. so lol.
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Female 122
These Shiite Christians freak my sh*t out.
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Female 457
@ earthshone: Not ALL Christians are crazy. Some of us are very sane individuals who don`t believe any of that hate bullsh*t that idiots like Westboro Baptist and the like insist on poisoning the world with. I do believe in God, and I believe that He loves everyone (while He may not love what we choose to do, I believe that He still loves us). This kind of crap, just like the people who boycott Harry Potter or destroy Planned Parenthood clinics, just gives the real Christians a bad name.
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Male 3,369
Well at least I`ll have a nice tan when I`m dead!
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Male 420
hmmm, lets examine this a bit:

Apparently God hates Santa Claus; how can a fictional person hate another fictional person?

Idolaters will have their part in the Lake of Fire: So therefore, all Christians will burn in hell because they worship God, and idolize Jesus etc. Nice Paradox there.

Sorcerers as well: Where are all these wizards they speak of, and why cant I meet any?

God also hates Wicked Baby Killing Whores: How specific, so I suppose God has no problem with the Moral/Nice Baby Killing Whores.

Hurm...

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Male 1,685
I knew it!

ALL Christians are CRAAAAAZZZZYYYYYYY!!!!!

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Male 296
"NOTE: As everyone already knows, but I will point out again, this van does not speak for all Christians. To speak about Christians in general when referring to this van would be somewhat like referring to all Muslims when talking about the few crazies who commit terrorist acts. End of note. "

oh absolutly, but i still want to throw a rock through the window of this van

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Male 95
Altaru is my hero now! :D
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Male 3,755
NOTE: As everyone already knows, but I will point out again, this van does not speak for all Christians. To speak about Christians in general when referring to this van would be somewhat like referring to all Muslims when talking about the few crazies who commit terrorist acts. End of note.
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Male 3,482
THANK YOU, OH DEAR GOD THANK YOU vE.

I honestly thought I was insane for noticing that...

Okay, now that THAT`S out of the way...

Well... I guess I`m going to hell then.

And NOT `cause I`m a whore monger, believe it or not.

Actually because I`m a SORCERER, OOOoooOOOooOOOOooOoOOOOO.

I pull some serious Harry Potter sh*t all up in this hizz-house.

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Male 346
@meeseman
cough old testament cough
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Male 36
theres ALOT of hate there
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Male 101
wow, this is the worst example/excuse for a christian i have ever seen. god doesnt hate anyone, he loves everyone, no matter what
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Male 3,310
Interesting, makes mention of whoremongers, but not whores. Guess you know how to be safe then. Go full whore!
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Male 127
ZOMG IS THAT A GHOST ON THE LEFT?!
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Male 159
I`m a Christian guy myself, but dang, they are hateful.
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Male 60
I agree with belunan
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Male 5
Makes sense to me. I mean, if you just look at the facts and use logic then these claims are irrefutable. Sort of like the Chupacabra.
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Male 9,305
Don`t you just love those beings that walk around as concentrated collections of negative energy? Makes you feel so violent inside doesn`t it?
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Male 14
that`s terrible
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Male 1,505
Reminds me of a quote from Ghandi:
I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ.

Pretty much sums it up for me.

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Male 3,755
Gunmetal: "BULLpoo! i made the word Whoremonger, i thought i was the only one who used it."

Main Entry: whore·mon·ger
Pronunciation: \-&#716;m&#601;&#331;-g&#601;r, -&#716;mä&#331;-\
Function: noun
Date: 1526

Source: merriam-webster.com

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Female 55
Surprised Easter Bunny isn`t on there too..
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Male 1,219
Even Jesus doesn`t love me :(
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Male 931
no...NO....not santa :(
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Male 1,297
lol thats some old school southern religion boy howdey
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Male 150
LMFAO it says santa claus.... oh man that made my day lmao... religion is a joke... ALL HAIL THE ALL MIGHTY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
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Male 5,189
I`m scared? I think not. I`ve been on the fence for a while but I think I know where Ima fall.
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Male 1,452
jesus loves you and he is coming to kill you
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Female 382
whats wrong with santa?
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Female 609
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Male 3,369
@ GunMetal

Google is your friend!

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Male 2,440
Maybe the van belongs to this guy.

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Female 654
`GOD HATES YOU --> MUSLIM`

That`s actually ill. Somebody paint over the van.

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Male 161
BULLpoo! i made the word Whoremonger, i thought i was the only one who used it.
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Male 160
I wonder why there`s a dent in the car...
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Male 4,807
I wonder if he`s delivering pizza?

and good point Splat13. I guess santa is a whore monger. LOL

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Male 820
[quote]Never thought I`d see Santa and the KKK being lumped in the same bucket...[/quote]

I actually think this is the westboro bastard church`s van...,
But from what I`ve seen, you would think they would support the KKK, same basic idea.

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Female 346
Does this belong to westboro baptist church? >.>
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Female 1,436
Damn so the cover for my pedo van didn`t work?

*shakes fist*

Damn you IAB for catching me!

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Male 3,755
What did Santa Clause ever do?

Bring on the Christian bashing. Thanks Fancy. You must be a comment pyromaniac. You like to set off fires and then sit back and watch them burn.

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Male 2,440
But... but... I like whoremongers. : /
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Male 2,688
I can make that van disappear... Magician? No... Just really good with explosives...
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Male 300
Never thought I`d see Santa and the KKK being lumped in the same bucket...
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Male 129
they`re very sincere about their cause...can`t you tell? down with [retarded] fundamentalists
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Male 976
Santa Claus is going to hell?
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Male 432
"Wicked baby killing whores"
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Male 48
They`re gonna need a lot of candy if they`re expecting me to get in that van...
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Male 21,025
Link: Hell Van Will See You In Hell... From Heaven [Pic] [Rate Link] - Maybe Hate Van just needs a little therapy... maybe an anger management course? A Tony Robbins seminar? A hug?
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