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While I can understand the hate towards the KKK, why Santa Claus? I know he isn`t Christian but still... Also, the van is inaccurate. We`re all sinners so why would God allow us into heaven if He hates sinners?
look to the lower left.
Ever try the Old Testament? That sh*t makes Hitler look like a girl scout...
I found it funny that the KKK were on it. Well maybe not funny haha but amusing none the less...
May I suggest Dungeons and Dragons? This van owner probably thinks that is Satanic, too.
Reminds me of South Park when they all meet God and can ask him one question, so someone asks "Which is the one true religion" and God says "It was the Mormons. That`s right, the Mooormaaans." and all the people go "oo-oh!" as if someone just revealed the answer to a riddle they had been working on but couldn`t figure out.
Psalm 5:5 - "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity."John 5:42 - "But I know you, that ye have not the love of God in you."
That`s all, folks. Literal interpretations of the Bible are great! Also, religion in general. man. Cannot get me enough o` that Jeebus. He be bringing me fishes and loaves, not bitches `n` hoes. Yum.
So, umm, yeah. See you guys down there, I guess. And Santa. He`ll be there too.
Damn, how man creepy "Christian" vans have chased you down as a kid?
"If extremism does not represent the idea, then it is the responsibility of those that hold dear the idea to show everyone else what the idea is really about."
No, it is the responsibility of anyone with intelligence to understand the definition of extremism. There`s a reason it`s called that, and it`s not because it is the norm. Either you have locked yourself in a closet and wont talk to Christians or it is plainly obvious that this is not the norm. Unless you have been seeing these on a regular basis. In which case I would love to see more pictures of the variations to be found out there.
Generalizing from 1 (one) incident is not logical, intelligent or honest.
then again, he DID give my mom that vibrating stick thingy. what was that, anyways?
"Don`t expect to meet your day with god, when you live/dance with devils today"
A candidate for the next Captain obvious?
WTF did Santa do? Is God pissed that he steals Jesus`s thunder every Christmas?
Prepare to burn in hell with Santa and the m..muslims? wtf?
Also, I`m glad someone else is on board with me about Santa Claus and sorcerers. Smug, white-bearded bastards.
I choose love over labels. Theological beliefs can be poisonous to those that are not wise enough to evolve with the times. Love is something that each human being is capable of sharing with his/her fellow man and it is infinitely more helpful than any form of organized religion.</hippie rant>
What the hell is it?
In short this vehicle is in bad taste and offensive.
And neither does Santa.
AKA: All Christians =/= This guy and his van.
TY Thelonious for permitting everyone to momentarily glimpse your superior intellect.
The persistent issue is that people`s opinion of something they are not a part of is created by what we are exposed to. If extremism does not represent the idea, then it is the responsibility of those that hold dear the idea to show everyone else what the idea is really about. They frequently fail to do so, therefore the conviction of the extremist idea as the main is self perpetuating.
Essentially, if you don`t want people`s understanding to be generalized...then prove that something better comes from this idea.
Luke 18:9-14: 10Â â€œTwo men went up into the temple to pray, the one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. 11Â The Pharisee stood and began to pray these things to himself, â€˜O God, I thank you I am not as the rest of men, extortioners, unrighteous, adulterers, or even as this tax collector. 12Â I fast twice a week, I give the tenth of all things I acquire.â€™ 13Â But the tax collector standing at a distance was not willing even to raise his eyes heavenward, but kept beating his breast, saying, â€˜O God, be gracious to me a sinner.â€™ 14Â I tell YOU, This man went down to his home prov
And -deep breath- OMFGWTF AHHHHH!!! There`s a freaking ghost on the left!!!!!!! I hope to god, buddah, santa claus, or whatever that this was shopped O_O
Quite a vivid mental image does it paint.
I`d hate to meet one of those type of Christian. According to Christianity i`m already going to hell for at least 10 different things. I`ve counted...
Wikipedia: John 5:Jesus then talks of John`s testimony about him. He also says that people study the scriptures hoping for eternal life, but that the scriptures speak of him, and people still refuse to come to him for life. People accept people who preach in their own name but not in one who comes in the name of the father. "How can you believe if you accept praise from one another, yet make no effort to obtain the praise that comes from the only God?" He then speaks of Moses as the accuser of humanity. "But do not think I will accuse you before the Father. Your accuser is Moses, on whom your hopes are set. If you believed Moses, you would believe me, for he wrote about me. But since you do not believe what he wrote, how are you going to believe what I say?"
"It`s embarrassing when you read it on a van, but when you read it in your holy book, it`s somehow fine." I`m not seeing the embarrassment in the book.
John:You search the Scriptures because you think that in them you have eternal life; and(L) it is they that bear witness about me, 40yet(M) you refuse to come to me that you may have life. 41(N) I do not receive glory from people. 42But(O) I know that you do not have(P) the love of God within you. 43I have come(Q) in my Father’s name, and(R) you do not receive me.(S) If another comes in his own name, you will receive him. 44How can you believe, when you receive glory from one another and(T) do not seek the glory that comes from(U) the only God? 45Do not think that I will accuse you to the Father. There is one who accuses you: Moses,(V) on whom you have set your hope. 46For if you believed Moses, you would believe me; for(W) he wrote of me.
This sounds more appropriate than the others for the Van`s intent, but it sounds like it`s directed at the Jewish who do not embrace the Savior/New Testament.
OK. I really don`t get what is so controversial about that. Essentially every religion has this bit.
Psalm 54 For you are not a God who delights in wickedness; evil may not dwell with you.5 The(F) boastful shall not(G) stand before your eyes; you(H) hate all evildoers.6 You destroy those who speak(I) lies; the LORD abhors(J) the bloodthirsty and deceitful man.
Technically not the word of God. Psalms is a bunch of Poems (supposedly by King David) or someone[s] back in the Old Testament years of smashing the Israelite`s foes and generally kicking ass with the Lord backing them. The first 40 psalms are the oldest and most likely to be by David himself if any. Historically not out of context to not
Arr dic-teeon-aries arr teh bah-bul dahn heah, cha.
looks like the Southern School system is acting up again...
"HEY MA, I NEED ONE A DEM DAR DIC-TEEON-ARIES,"no offense to anyone in the South..
But it doesn`t represent real Christians. This van says that you should repent so you don`t burn in hell and proceeds to list specific people that would be included.
Yes that`s part of Christianity, but that`s not all of it. There`s also the whole Jesus thing and what he had to say, which is kind of important to Christianity. According to your logic, terrorists represent all Muslims.
Now we`re getting technical, I like that. Christian myths superceding those of their pagan forefathers in the name of superposition. I`m on board.
Got a December 25th virgin birth like dozens of other stone-age myths? Make it Christ`s birthday! We`ll call it Christmas!
Got a pagan resurrectionist festival? Let`s rebrand it as Easter! and claim that sh*t.
Thanks for pointing out why we all did that.
Did they drive the van?
In other words; never.
It`s embarrassing when you read it on a van, but when you read it in your holy book, it`s somehow fine.
Maybe a typo and they meant 5:24, maybe trying to say that Muslims don`t have the love of God within them (even though it`s still Yahweh they believe in).
Didnt you get the memo? Beliving in any imaginary beings other than christianity`s imaginary beings is grounds for being fired! For eternity!!!!!!
BTW, Thomas Jane had the best lines in that movie by far...
Maybe he should look up his own quotes
John 5:24 I tell you the truth, whoever hears my word and believes him who sent me has eternal life and will not be condemned; he has crossed over from death to life.
The way he quotes this one is almost as if he`s trying to say that he came up with rather than Jesus
They should get together with the WBC. What a big, happy family that would be.
I have no tolerance for people like that.
Religion. Sh*t it.
I have this pocket Bible...once gained the courage to read like a page of it, only got to the part where Jesus says he came not to fulfill the prophecied of the Old Testment. I just think of all those fundies every time I pick it up
But say Jesus and his apostles did exist, you forget alot in 60 years
"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me." - Luke 19:27
Jesus loves you, alright. Don`t misinterpret his hugs as a sword cutting through you.
And for anyone who thinks all Christians are like the ones who drive this van, shame on ya.
well, see you in hell ;l
1) You hate Santa, a commercialized figure created in the early 1900â€™s. A character whom, would later turn into an unintended metaphor for Jesus2) You hate Muslims, although you as a fundamentalist Christian usually consider ALL who do not embrace Jesus as their Lord as sinful. 3) Iconoclast much?4) Muslim is singular; you FAIL!5) Wicked baby killing whores? You mean pro-choice guys right? Once again, it is proven that woman have no rights to their bodies in youâ€™re religion. (Iâ€™m not really a feminist, Iâ€™m just point that out)6) Ok, what about man whores? 7) Will those who are raped be condemned?
But seriously, religious fundamentalism disgusts me. All itâ€™s ever done is create more war.
Apparently God hates Santa Claus; how can a fictional person hate another fictional person?
Idolaters will have their part in the Lake of Fire: So therefore, all Christians will burn in hell because they worship God, and idolize Jesus etc. Nice Paradox there.
Sorcerers as well: Where are all these wizards they speak of, and why cant I meet any?
God also hates Wicked Baby Killing Whores: How specific, so I suppose God has no problem with the Moral/Nice Baby Killing Whores.
ALL Christians are CRAAAAAZZZZYYYYYYY!!!!!
oh absolutly, but i still want to throw a rock through the window of this van
I honestly thought I was insane for noticing that...
Okay, now that THAT`S out of the way...
Well... I guess I`m going to hell then.
And NOT `cause I`m a whore monger, believe it or not.
Actually because I`m a SORCERER, OOOoooOOOooOOOOooOoOOOOO.
I pull some serious Harry Potter sh*t all up in this hizz-house.
Pretty much sums it up for me.
Main Entry: whore·mon·ger Pronunciation: \-ˌməŋ-gər, -ˌmäŋ-\ Function: noun Date: 1526
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That`s actually ill. Somebody paint over the van.
and good point Splat13. I guess santa is a whore monger. LOL
I actually think this is the westboro bastard church`s van..., But from what I`ve seen, you would think they would support the KKK, same basic idea.
Damn you IAB for catching me!
Bring on the Christian bashing. Thanks Fancy. You must be a comment pyromaniac. You like to set off fires and then sit back and watch them burn.