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Date: 06/19/09 06:18 PM

247 Responses to Hell Van Will See You In Hell… From Heaven [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Link: Hell Van Will See You In Hell... From Heaven - Maybe Hate Van just needs a little therapy... maybe an anger management course? A Tony Robbins seminar? A hug?
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    funkytoday Male 18-29
    48 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    They`re gonna need a lot of candy if they`re expecting me to get in that van...
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    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    "Wicked baby killing whores"
  4. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    Santa Claus is going to hell?
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    acmoore92 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    they`re very sincere about their cause...can`t you tell? down with fundamentalists
  6. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    Never thought I`d see Santa and the KKK being lumped in the same bucket...
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    I can make that van disappear... Magician? No... Just really good with explosives...
  8. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    But... but... I like whoremongers. : /
  9. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    What did Santa Clause ever do?

    Bring on the Christian bashing. Thanks Fancy. You must be a comment pyromaniac. You like to set off fires and then sit back and watch them burn.

  10. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Damn so the cover for my pedo van didn`t work?

    *shakes fist*

    Damn you IAB for catching me!

  11. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    Does this belong to westboro baptist church? >.>
  12. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    Never thought I`d see Santa and the KKK being lumped in the same bucket...

    I actually think this is the westboro bastard church`s van...,
    But from what I`ve seen, you would think they would support the KKK, same basic idea.

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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    I wonder if he`s delivering pizza?

    and good point Splat13. I guess santa is a whore monger. LOL

  14. Profile photo of Load
    Load Male 13-17
    160 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    I wonder why there`s a dent in the car...
  15. Profile photo of GunMetal
    GunMetal Male 13-17
    161 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    BULLpoo! i made the word Whoremonger, i thought i was the only one who used it.
  16. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    `GOD HATES YOU --> MUSLIM`

    That`s actually ill. Somebody paint over the van.

  17. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    Maybe the van belongs to this guy.

  18. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    @ GunMetal

    Google is your friend!

  19. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    ?
  20. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    whats wrong with santa?
  21. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    jesus loves you and he is coming to kill you
  22. Profile photo of DaSheezy
    DaSheezy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    LMFAO it says santa claus.... oh man that made my day lmao... religion is a joke... ALL HAIL THE ALL MIGHTY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
  23. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    lol thats some old school southern religion boy howdey
  24. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    no...NO....not santa :(
  25. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    Even Jesus doesn`t love me :(
  26. Profile photo of Aadya
    Aadya Female 18-29
    55 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    Surprised Easter Bunny isn`t on there too..
  27. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    Gunmetal: "BULLpoo! i made the word Whoremonger, i thought i was the only one who used it."

    Main Entry: whore·mon·ger
    Pronunciation: \-ˌməŋ-gər, -ˌmäŋ-\
    Function: noun
    Date: 1526

    Source: merriam-webster.com

  28. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    Reminds me of a quote from Ghandi:
    I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ.

    Pretty much sums it up for me.

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    zerengi Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    that`s terrible
  30. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    June 19, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    Don`t you just love those beings that walk around as concentrated collections of negative energy? Makes you feel so violent inside doesn`t it?
  31. Profile photo of dw2wrigh
    dw2wrigh Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    Makes sense to me. I mean, if you just look at the facts and use logic then these claims are irrefutable. Sort of like the Chupacabra.
  32. Profile photo of TrippyZero
    TrippyZero Male 13-17
    60 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    I agree with belunan
  33. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    I`m a Christian guy myself, but dang, they are hateful.
  34. Profile photo of vE
    vE Male 18-29
    127 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    ZOMG IS THAT A GHOST ON THE LEFT?!
  35. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    Interesting, makes mention of whoremongers, but not whores. Guess you know how to be safe then. Go full whore!
  36. Profile photo of meeseman
    meeseman Male 13-17
    101 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    wow, this is the worst example/excuse for a christian i have ever seen. god doesnt hate anyone, he loves everyone, no matter what
  37. Profile photo of Moscow17
    Moscow17 Male 13-17
    36 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    theres ALOT of hate there
  38. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    @meeseman
    cough old testament cough
  39. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    THANK YOU, OH DEAR GOD THANK YOU vE.

    I honestly thought I was insane for noticing that...

    Okay, now that THAT`S out of the way...

    Well... I guess I`m going to hell then.

    And NOT `cause I`m a whore monger, believe it or not.

    Actually because I`m a SORCERER, OOOoooOOOooOOOOooOoOOOOO.

    I pull some serious Harry Potter sh*t all up in this hizz-house.

  40. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    NOTE: As everyone already knows, but I will point out again, this van does not speak for all Christians. To speak about Christians in general when referring to this van would be somewhat like referring to all Muslims when talking about the few crazies who commit terrorist acts. End of note.
  41. Profile photo of Akantos
    Akantos Male 13-17
    95 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    Altaru is my hero now! :D
  42. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    "NOTE: As everyone already knows, but I will point out again, this van does not speak for all Christians. To speak about Christians in general when referring to this van would be somewhat like referring to all Muslims when talking about the few crazies who commit terrorist acts. End of note. "

    oh absolutly, but i still want to throw a rock through the window of this van

  43. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    I knew it!

    ALL Christians are CRAAAAAZZZZYYYYYYY!!!!!

  44. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    hmmm, lets examine this a bit:

    Apparently God hates Santa Claus; how can a fictional person hate another fictional person?

    Idolaters will have their part in the Lake of Fire: So therefore, all Christians will burn in hell because they worship God, and idolize Jesus etc. Nice Paradox there.

    Sorcerers as well: Where are all these wizards they speak of, and why cant I meet any?

    God also hates Wicked Baby Killing Whores: How specific, so I suppose God has no problem with the Moral/Nice Baby Killing Whores.

    Hurm...

  45. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Well at least I`ll have a nice tan when I`m dead!
  46. Profile photo of wickedsngr
    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    @ earthshone: Not ALL Christians are crazy. Some of us are very sane individuals who don`t believe any of that hate bullsh*t that idiots like Westboro Baptist and the like insist on poisoning the world with. I do believe in God, and I believe that He loves everyone (while He may not love what we choose to do, I believe that He still loves us). This kind of crap, just like the people who boycott Harry Potter or destroy Planned Parenthood clinics, just gives the real Christians a bad name.
  47. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    These Shiite Christians freak my sh*t out.
  48. Profile photo of loveballet
    loveballet Female 13-17
    138 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    im not christian, but i promise you, they are not all crazy. actually the majority aren`t crazy at all. as for the ones that are, i`ve been called a satanist and other unpleasentries (no offense to satanists) so many times i now find it humorous. so lol.
  49. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    Woww…let’s get a few things straight

    1) You hate Santa, a commercialized figure created in the early 1900’s. A character whom, would later turn into an unintended metaphor for Jesus
    2) You hate Muslims, although you as a fundamentalist Christian usually consider ALL who do not embrace Jesus as their Lord as sinful.
    3) Iconoclast much?
    4) Muslim is singular; you FAIL!
    5) Wicked baby killing whores? You mean pro-choice guys right? Once again, it is proven that woman have no rights to their bodies in you’re religion. (I’m not really a feminist, I’m just point that out)
    6) Ok, what about man whores?
    7) Will those who are raped be condemned?

    But seriously, religious fundamentalism disgusts me. All it’s ever done is create more war.

  50. Profile photo of tazman321
    tazman321 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    earthshone, not all christians are psycho. some of us are actually very sane people. its just the extremists who say things like this. and gn0m3, in order, god isnt fictional, nor does he actually hate santa (god loves everyone), jesus is god as a human, so no paradox, by sorcerers, he most likely means pagans or something along those lines, and he doesnt hate them, and as said before, god loves everyone, but how is there a nice baby killing whore? thats a contradiction if i ever saw one.
  51. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    It`s the Phelps-mobile! What a killjoy.
  52. Profile photo of tazman321
    tazman321 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    also, for any nit-pickers, i did forget to acknowledge that santa isnt real. he isnt. but god doesnt hate him either way. also, my comment was a run on sentence. i get that. i dont care.
  53. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    this guy goes to colleges and stuff, he went to mine like 2 months ago
  54. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    Fact: The above picture represents the entire Christian community as a whole.
  55. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    no baby killing whores in heaven i see...

    well, see you in hell ;l

  56. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    those stupid "christians" are the ones going to hell if anyone is...
    im a real christian...and i honestly dont really hate anyone. i have opinions and if i feel like it i make them known but i have never shoved them down anyone`s throat...people like that make me sick and ashamed...but i know they`re wrong and so does everyone here apparently. And so does God. urghhh i could go on ranting for several more paragraphs but i`ll spare all of you my grotesque argumentative side...

    :D

  57. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    "Fact: The above picture represents the entire Christian community as a whole."

    :D

  58. Profile photo of tamitha
    tamitha Female 13-17
    52 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    it`s a sin in itself to hate people the way some "Christians" do
  59. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    I avoided making a mean remark about religion earlier in here, but I can`t help but give every one of you "Jesus loves everyone" people a great Bible quote.

    "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me." - Luke 19:27

    Jesus loves you, alright. Don`t misinterpret his hugs as a sword cutting through you.

    And for anyone who thinks all Christians are like the ones who drive this van, shame on ya.

  60. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    But the book of Deutonomy(sp?) says to kill "...Your daughters...come home idols"
    Somthing along those lines.

    I have this pocket Bible...once gained the courage to read like a page of it, only got to the part where Jesus says he came not to fulfill the prophecied of the Old Testment. I just think of all those fundies every time I pick it up

    But say Jesus and his apostles did exist, you forget alot in 60 years

  61. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    Ah, when will we learn?

    Religion. Sh*t it.

  62. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    some dude came on our college campus ranting about all women going to hell for wearing shorts instead of dresses. i bet this is what he drove.
  63. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    June 19, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    For an all loving all forgiving God he seems to be; and filled with hatred and intolerance.
  64. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    "Mama, i beleive in God to, but i don`t think he`s the blood thirsty A_shole you say he is"
    -the mist
    BEST MOVIE EVER!
  65. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    I wonder how many times that thing got keyed.
  66. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    He forgot the the next line of stuff that doesn`t make any sense.
    Revelations 21:9 And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb`s wife.
  67. Profile photo of rissarose
    rissarose Female 18-29
    109 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    Ugh...

    They should get together with the WBC. What a big, happy family that would be.

    I have no tolerance for people like that.

  68. Profile photo of r143jc
    r143jc Male 13-17
    15 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    SANTA?!
  69. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    at leadt theyre right about the KKK part...
    and Santa Claus? what did he do to you?
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    santa claus? aw hell no! how can you be offended by a fat guy that rewards the good with presents? and he`s call SAINT nick for a reason.
  71. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    pooptart, thank you for the last sentence.
  72. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    June 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    Palm`s 5:5 The arrogant cannot stand in your presence; you hate all who do wrong.

    Maybe he should look up his own quotes

    John 5:24 I tell you the truth, whoever hears my word and believes him who sent me has eternal life and will not be condemned; he has crossed over from death to life.

    The way he quotes this one is almost as if he`s trying to say that he came up with rather than Jesus

  73. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    I`d agree coldCanuck that The Mist was a good movie although I`d go a little further and say that Stephen King wastrying to make a statement as to the duality of theology and that extremes in any belief system result in unacceptable consequences. Too much "faith" and one loses their ability to reason, too much reason and one loses sight of hope. This unfortunate person has lost all sense of pity and empathy which, sadly, their god surely professes to be virtues.

    BTW, Thomas Jane had the best lines in that movie by far...

  74. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    jinxiejae
    Female, 30-39, Western US
    663 Posts
    Friday, June 19, 2009 8:13:39 PM
    santa claus? aw hell no! how can you be offended by a fat guy that rewards the good with presents? and he`s call SAINT nick for a reason.
    -------------------------------------------------

    Didnt you get the memo? Beliving in any imaginary beings other than christianity`s imaginary beings is grounds for being fired! For eternity!!!!!!

  75. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    Actually dm, if you look closely the quote is John 5:42, not 5:24. 5:42 reads "but I know you, that you do not have the love of God within you."

    Maybe a typo and they meant 5:24, maybe trying to say that Muslims don`t have the love of God within them (even though it`s still Yahweh they believe in).

  76. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    StudentofMan: "Too much "faith" and one loses their ability to reason, too much reason and one loses sight of hope."

    Nice.

  77. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    I love how loads of people immediately jump in saying things like "Oh but this doesn`t represent REAL Christians", when in fact everything it says on that van is also said in the Bible (except the Santa bit of course).

    It`s embarrassing when you read it on a van, but when you read it in your holy book, it`s somehow fine.

  78. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    I say we toss religion and just go with spirituality. Why give that kind of power to a stupid little human anyway?
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    symbolica Female 18-29
    41 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    wow. just... wow.
  80. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
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    June 19, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    The day these types of people don`t exist is the day I`ll attend church.

    In other words; never.

  81. Profile photo of Dus-Sn
    Dus-Sn Male 18-29
    20 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    That van looks like it belongs to a born-again Christian group known as Bema Ministries. Its leader, John Kranert (aka Brother JK) along with its followers are infamous for touring across the United States (in particular college campuses) spewing messages of hate whilst carrying signs that have the same kind of drivel as there is on the van. Bema ministries recently stopped here in Hawaii this past semester and gathered quite a crowd.
  82. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    Wow, harsh >.<
  83. Profile photo of scottalott
    scottalott Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    Apparently Santa Clause is on Hell`s guest list.
  84. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    maddog- Santa was based on a catholic bishop from Sweden i think, who helped the poor. known as sinter Klaus. later inducted into sainthood. so technically Santa is christian.
  85. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    SANTA IS A GOOD MAN!!!
  86. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    "Bema ministries recently stopped here in Hawaii this past semester and gathered quite a crowd."

    Did they drive the van?

  87. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    "I love how loads of people immediately jump in saying things like "Oh but this doesn`t represent REAL Christians", when in fact everything it says on that van is also said in the Bible (except the Santa bit of course).
    It`s embarrassing when you read it on a van, but when you read it in your holy book, it`s somehow fine."

    Thanks for pointing out why we all did that.

  88. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    Terrorists who use Islam as their basis use the Koran to justify their actions. Does this make all Muslims terrorists?
  89. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    vv "later inducted into sainthood. so technically Santa is christian."

    Now we`re getting technical, I like that. Christian myths superceding those of their pagan forefathers in the name of superposition. I`m on board.

    Got a December 25th virgin birth like dozens of other stone-age myths? Make it Christ`s birthday! We`ll call it Christmas!

    Got a pagan resurrectionist festival? Let`s rebrand it as Easter! and claim that sh*t.

  90. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    "I love how loads of people immediately jump in saying things like "Oh but this doesn`t represent REAL Christians", when in fact everything it says on that van is also said in the Bible (except the Santa bit of course).
    It`s embarrassing when you read it on a van, but when you read it in your holy book, it`s somehow fine."

    But it doesn`t represent real Christians. This van says that you should repent so you don`t burn in hell and proceeds to list specific people that would be included.

    Yes that`s part of Christianity, but that`s not all of it. There`s also the whole Jesus thing and what he had to say, which is kind of important to Christianity. According to your logic, terrorists represent all Muslims.

  91. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    wicked baby killing whore......WTF?!
  92. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    spammer

    vvvvv

  93. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    pooja is the spammer
  94. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    they`re surrounding meeeeee!!!
  95. Profile photo of nataleedraco
    nataleedraco Female 13-17
    61 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    JHSpring26, i think it means women who have had abortions...
  96. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    I am not a Christian, but anyone that thinks this some proves anything about more than exactly 1 person on this Earth is retarded and retarded.
  97. Profile photo of emily1494
    emily1494 Female 18-29
    55 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    i thought god loved everyone, even sinners?
    eh i would care if i believed in that stuff...
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    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    "I am not a Christian, but anyone that thinks this some proves anything about more than exactly 1 person on this Earth is retarded and retarded."


    uhhh, what?

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    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    "I am not a Christian, but anyone that thinks this some proves anything about more than exactly 1 person on this Earth is retarded and retarded."

    looks like the Southern School system is acting up again...

    "HEY MA, I NEED ONE A DEM DAR DIC-TEEON-ARIES,"
    no offense to anyone in the South..

  100. Profile photo of Zeizai
    Zeizai Male 18-29
    33 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    "HEY MA, I NEED ONE A DEM DAR DIC-TEEON-ARIES,"

    Arr dic-teeon-aries arr teh bah-bul dahn heah, cha.

  101. Profile photo of togetec
    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    oooooooo. where can i get one?
  102. Profile photo of BeetFace
    BeetFace Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    Revelation 21:8
    8(A) But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars,(B) their portion will be in(C) the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is(D) the second death.

    OK. I really don`t get what is so controversial about that. Essentially every religion has this bit.

    Psalm 5
    4 For you are not a God who delights in wickedness;
    evil may not dwell with you.
    5 The(F) boastful shall not(G) stand before your eyes;
    you(H) hate all evildoers.
    6 You destroy those who speak(I) lies;
    the LORD abhors(J) the bloodthirsty and deceitful man.

    Technically not the word of God. Psalms is a bunch of Poems (supposedly by King David) or someone back in the Old Testament years of smashing the Israelite`s foes and generally kicking ass with the Lord backing them. The first 40 psalms are the oldest and most likely to be by David himself if any. Historically not out of context to not

  103. Profile photo of odeed
    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    Yeah, I`m a Christian, and yes, these people are insane. But you gotta admit, whoremonger is an amazing word.
  104. Profile photo of BeetFace
    BeetFace Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    ... have a "Love love love" message.

    John:
    You search the Scriptures because you think that in them you have eternal life; and(L) it is they that bear witness about me, 40yet(M) you refuse to come to me that you may have life. 41(N) I do not receive glory from people. 42But(O) I know that you do not have(P) the love of God within you. 43I have come(Q) in my Father’s name, and(R) you do not receive me.(S) If another comes in his own name, you will receive him. 44How can you believe, when you receive glory from one another and(T) do not seek the glory that comes from(U) the only God? 45Do not think that I will accuse you to the Father. There is one who accuses you: Moses,(V) on whom you have set your hope. 46For if you believed Moses, you would believe me; for(W) he wrote of me.

    This sounds more appropriate than the others for the Van`s intent, but it sounds like it`s directed at the Jewish who do not embrace the Savior/New Testament.

  105. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    UGGHHH I hate these kinds of people. I`m a christian, it says in the bible not to judge others. We all sin and each sin is equal. It also says to preach the gospel, it does not say we should condemn non-christians, we have no right to. I really wish that i could talk to these people directly, i just want people to realize not all christians are like this
  106. Profile photo of BeetFace
    BeetFace Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    ...which I think Wikipedia supports here.

    Wikipedia: John 5:
    Jesus then talks of John`s testimony about him. He also says that people study the scriptures hoping for eternal life, but that the scriptures speak of him, and people still refuse to come to him for life. People accept people who preach in their own name but not in one who comes in the name of the father. "How can you believe if you accept praise from one another, yet make no effort to obtain the praise that comes from the only God?" He then speaks of Moses as the accuser of humanity. "But do not think I will accuse you before the Father. Your accuser is Moses, on whom your hopes are set. If you believed Moses, you would believe me, for he wrote about me. But since you do not believe what he wrote, how are you going to believe what I say?"

    "It`s embarrassing when you read it on a van, but when you read it in your holy book, it`s somehow fine." I`m not seeing the embarrassment in the book.

  107. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    I bet the driver is friendly.

    I`d hate to meet one of those type of Christian. According to Christianity i`m already going to hell for at least 10 different things. I`ve counted...

  108. Profile photo of BeetFace
    BeetFace Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    ...yet no one truly cares. Whatever. This is what trolls who have escaped the interwebs drive.
  109. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    I`ve heard of hatemonger, warmonger, and many other mongers... but never whoremonger.

    Quite a vivid mental image does it paint.

  110. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    I think whoremonger is just a fancy term for pimp, Opie.
  111. Profile photo of Mysecretside
    Mysecretside Female 13-17
    18 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    No ones going to hell.We`re all going to summerland.Lol.(IJ) Marshmallows and hot dogs anyone?
  112. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    santa claus?
  113. Profile photo of MaruDashi
    MaruDashi Female 18-29
    237 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    God hates Santa Claus?
  114. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    The most amazing thing about that van is that all 4 tires seem to still be unslashed. Odd.
  115. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    They included Muslims? Wow...

    And -deep breath- OMFGWTF AHHHHH!!! There`s a freaking ghost on the left!!!!!!! I hope to god, buddah, santa claus, or whatever that this was shopped O_O

  116. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    Yes, I put a fairly cryptic message out there. Wow.
  117. Profile photo of KatWaffles
    KatWaffles Female 13-17
    74 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    Oh noes not Ol` Saint Nick!! D:
  118. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    I can smell the Christian love and acceptance in the air.
  119. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    religion is false! get out now!!!
  120. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    theres a ghost on the left side
  121. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    Allow me to spell it out for our slower brothers. Anyone that feels it is appropriate to use the specific incident of "beyond the pale" behavior to generalize their understanding of any group that is larger than just the owner of the van is operating with mental functionality equivalent to a retard and might be one.
  122. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    Y` know, I`d rather spend an eternity in Hell then an eternity in Heaven knowing that I was one of the few to make it to paradise while everyone else gets thrown into a lake of fire.
    Physical pain will never be as strong as guilt.
  123. Profile photo of Fairienyte
    Fairienyte Female 18-29
    146 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    I see a vehicle that I need to paint ball! NEW TARGET!! Aim for the word `MONGERS`!
  124. Profile photo of Mooshoo
    Mooshoo Male 30-39
    215 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    God hates Santa??? :`(
  125. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    Driving around in this van is more of a pain in the f*cking ass then just some atheist just kickin it in his own apartment.
  126. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 11:29 pm
    looks kinda like a ghost in the left corner lol ITS SATAN RAWR RAWR RAWR
  127. Profile photo of taitano
    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    Ummmmmmm. . . Huh. Let`s see. Jesus said, and the Old Testament upholds this, that he came to SAVE the sinners, etc. The people he flamed, when on Earth, were people like the ones who commissioned this van. "You offspring of vipers. . ." among other things.

    Luke 18:9-14: 10 “Two men went up into the temple to pray, the one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. 11 The Pharisee stood and began to pray these things to himself, ‘O God, I thank you I am not as the rest of men, extortioners, unrighteous, adulterers, or even as this tax collector. 12 I fast twice a week, I give the tenth of all things I acquire.’ 13 But the tax collector standing at a distance was not willing even to raise his eyes heavenward, but kept beating his breast, saying, ‘O God, be gracious to me a sinner.’ 14 I tell YOU, This man went down to his home prov

  128. Profile photo of taitano
    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    So then, if there is a hell, the guy with the van is going there first. ;-D
  129. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    "Allow me to spell it out for our slower brothers"

    TY Thelonious for permitting everyone to momentarily glimpse your superior intellect.

    The persistent issue is that people`s opinion of something they are not a part of is created by what we are exposed to. If extremism does not represent the idea, then it is the responsibility of those that hold dear the idea to show everyone else what the idea is really about. They frequently fail to do so, therefore the conviction of the extremist idea as the main is self perpetuating.

    Essentially, if you don`t want people`s understanding to be generalized...then prove that something better comes from this idea.

    or STFU.

  130. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    God hates Santa?! D:
  131. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    He needs Jesus... oh wait never mind.
  132. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 12:00 am
    ... I saw a van today that said "Poopy`s Potties" on it. Much cooler than this van.
  133. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 12:00 am
    "Allow me to spell it out for our slower brothers. Anyone that feels it is appropriate to use the specific incident of "beyond the pale" behavior to generalize their understanding of any group that is larger than just the owner of the van is operating with mental functionality equivalent to a retard and might be one."

    AKA: All Christians =/= This guy and his van.

  134. Profile photo of lucid676
    lucid676 Male 18-29
    64 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 12:10 am
    wait...santa clause?
  135. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 12:19 am
    lol i`m going to drive this van to hell. that`ll be interesting
  136. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 12:35 am
    gotta love people like this making people think that because of my religion i must be a closed-minded ignorant gay-hater...
  137. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:03 am
    There`s a whole lot of hate on that van. Shame Mr anti-Santa didn`t feel the need to portray God`s LOVE for mankind...
  138. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:05 am
    God hates Santa? You do know he doesn`t exist, right?

    And neither does Santa.

    ^_^

  139. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:19 am
    the individual that owes and decorated this van, give all christians a bad name and has mental issues that have been amplified be the application of their religion/beleifs

    In short this vehicle is in bad taste and offensive.

  140. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:25 am
    Oh i`d love to meet the owner of that van. What a load of crap. He does give christians a bad name. For once i`d love to meet a christian that isn`t a bible basher.
  141. Profile photo of CreamKreator
    CreamKreator Male 30-39
    69 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:37 am
    oh i repent, i repent! Where do i cash out my price?
  142. Profile photo of kidneybeans
    kidneybeans Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:43 am
    wow.............ouch? :P
  143. Profile photo of toxic1
    toxic1 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:59 am
    why is this guy so mad at Santa? I believe in free speech, but that van verges on obscene.
  144. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:17 am
    Needs more flames
  145. Profile photo of alphanoninc
    alphanoninc Male 70 & Over
    210 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:21 am
    can someone ban oliva25 please? she spamming mercilessly.
  146. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:22 am
    Okay, so I know we`re in the middle of a religious debate here, but I`m glad I`m not the only one who saw the ghostly thingy in the bottom corner on the left.

    What the hell is it?

  147. Profile photo of Brigey
    Brigey Female 18-29
    60 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:30 am
    AdelleRae: I`m assuming the person took the picture from inside a car or house and thats a reflection on the window they are taking the photo through
  148. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:43 am
    Loveable guy
  149. Profile photo of argon8
    argon8 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:55 am
    Santa Claus is a sinner? It`s good to have your opinions, but I don`t think any of them would make you come to that conclusion.
  150. Profile photo of silver_speak
    silver_speak Female 18-29
    69 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 3:15 am
    God hates Santa? And wicked baby killing whores? Who knew?
  151. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 3:29 am
    Humanity needs to unify or we will never truly evolve beyond our current misguided state of being. This van spreads hate, and if there is a `god` I highly doubt it would advocate the perpetuation of hatred. Religion = Moot Argument. Love = Universal Truth and Harmony.

    I choose love over labels. Theological beliefs can be poisonous to those that are not wise enough to evolve with the times. Love is something that each human being is capable of sharing with his/her fellow man and it is infinitely more helpful than any form of organized religion.
    </hippie rant>

  152. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 3:41 am
    i want that van lol i want to see how many people would drag me out of that van and then beat me to a bloody plub
  153. Profile photo of Seccrenicche
    Seccrenicche Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 3:42 am
    i`d rather be in hell with Santa Claus, than in heaven with people like the owner of that van...
  154. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 3:48 am
    WTF is with IAB being spammed so heavily lately? Grrrr, Jerm Smash!!!!!!!!!!!!
  155. Profile photo of nathanzo
    nathanzo Male 18-29
    52 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 3:49 am
    As a Christian, this completely saddens me - what has happened to loving your neighbour?!
  156. Profile photo of ukbox
    ukbox Male 18-29
    101 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 3:51 am
    mods can you ban parekhsufi cuz she/he is a evil spammer and god hates her/him wich somehow is not on the van
  157. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 4:01 am
    Santa Claus is a sin?
  158. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 4:19 am
    So the guy says that being in the KKK is a sin, then goes on to spout the same kind of hate speech?

    Also, I`m glad someone else is on board with me about Santa Claus and sorcerers. Smug, white-bearded bastards.

  159. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 4:26 am
    I could never understand how the talking snake was literal but the "sell everything you own" bit was metaphorical.
  160. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 4:52 am
    drating santa claus. killing billions with aids and hurricans ands floods... no wait thats god
  161. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 4:59 am
    fundamentalists of any religion are just plain scary...can i get an amen??!! =)
  162. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:05 am
    lol, idolaters. And what`s wrong with Santa? He`s like the most important part of all religion, he`s even got his own holiday
  163. Profile photo of atconner
    atconner Male 18-29
    39 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:09 am
    Jesus f*ck, everybody lies. If you`re having the worst day ever, and you don`t really want to talk to someone about it,
    "Hey, how are you doing?"
    "Fine."

    Prepare to burn in hell with Santa and the m..muslims? wtf?

  164. Profile photo of Sistarose
    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:10 am
    AMEN
  165. Profile photo of Sistarose
    Sistarose Female 30-39
    373 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:11 am
    Been pondering, do you think their tires get slashed much.
  166. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:18 am
    I bet bible man drives this.
  167. Profile photo of Druss
    Druss Male 18-29
    161 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:22 am
    Sorcerers? what did they do? Poor Belgarath.
  168. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:41 am
    Ah poo, I guess I have to stop with my sorcery!
  169. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
    191 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:43 am
    Santa Claus?! For bringing joy to children on Jesus` birthday?
  170. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 6:06 am
    Leopardson said it best. I always said if my dogs are not allowed in heaven then Ill walk purgatory thank you. (refer to old b&w twilight zone episode)
  171. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 6:52 am
    Needs some body work on the front right panel and door.
  172. Profile photo of ElleWilde
    ElleWilde Female 13-17
    64 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 6:53 am
    well there goes my side job of "wicked baby killing whores" and "santa clause!"
  173. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 7:15 am
    Not as good as the messages the TopGear presenters put on their cars on their US road trip.

    WTF did Santa do? Is God pissed that he steals Jesus`s thunder every Christmas?

  174. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 7:34 am
    ...did that thing just call out sorcerer!? Oh hell naw!
  175. Profile photo of Demonious
    Demonious Male 18-29
    31 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 7:39 am
    Poor Santa Claus I always knew he was a whoremonger.
  176. Profile photo of dance4life
    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 7:53 am
    "Needs some body work on the front right panel and door."
    i hope they leave it. if i saw that van i`d prolly wanna run into it too
  177. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:02 am
    >pmarren

    A candidate for the next Captain obvious?

  178. Profile photo of someguy83
    someguy83 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:04 am
    roflmao
  179. Profile photo of Alpha1971
    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:09 am
    *sigh* sometimes I just wish I owned just ONE RPG.
  180. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:13 am
    someone needs to take a pill... i mean lots of pills, preferably all at once
  181. Profile photo of pantherman
    pantherman Male 18-29
    40 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:34 am
    anyone else notice theres a ghost dress in front of the rear tire?
  182. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:38 am
    I wonder, is this the van for that `church`, who`s membership is one family. And spouts hate at pretty much anything and everything.

    "Don`t expect to meet your day with god, when you live/dance with devils today"

  183. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:39 am
    ... God hates Santa?
  184. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:40 am
    I get the feeling the owner really has not had a happy life
  185. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:40 am
    it has santa claus as a sinner... LOL
  186. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:41 am
    What Santa do wrong?
  187. Profile photo of tobyvictory
    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    406 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:42 am
    Creating even more hate in the name of some fairy tale.
  188. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:51 am
    NOOOO NOT SANTA!
    I DONT BELIEVE IT

    then again, he DID give my mom that vibrating stick thingy. what was that, anyways?

  189. Profile photo of rschinkel
    rschinkel Female 13-17
    88 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:58 am
    I can see why they got that dent on the side. I would have rammed them too.
  190. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:59 am
    ferdyfred
    Male, 40-49, Europe
    490 Posts
    Saturday, June 20, 2009 8:40:13 AM
    I get the feeling the owner really has not had a happy life
    -------------------------------------------------

    Ya think?

  191. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:59 am
    Death is in the bottom left corner.
  192. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 9:16 am
    haha, God Hates You -> Muslim
    Maybe he didn`t realize that Islamic people and Christians have the same God? :]
    But seriously, I`d be really creeped out if I saw that..
  193. Profile photo of VivaLaAlex
    VivaLaAlex Female 13-17
    23 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 9:43 am
    isn`t a sin to hate?
    at least that`s what the bible pushers at school say.......
  194. Profile photo of asphyxiated
    asphyxiated Female 13-17
    220 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 10:02 am
    Looks really shopped
  195. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 10:10 am
    The_Maddog - Just an observation :-)
  196. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 10:16 am
    "Essentially, if you don`t want people`s understanding to be generalized...then prove that something better comes from this idea.

    or STFU."

    Damn, how man creepy "Christian" vans have chased you down as a kid?

    "If extremism does not represent the idea, then it is the responsibility of those that hold dear the idea to show everyone else what the idea is really about."

    No, it is the responsibility of anyone with intelligence to understand the definition of extremism. There`s a reason it`s called that, and it`s not because it is the norm. Either you have locked yourself in a closet and wont talk to Christians or it is plainly obvious that this is not the norm. Unless you have been seeing these on a regular basis. In which case I would love to see more pictures of the variations to be found out there.

    Generalizing from 1 (one) incident is not logical, intelligent or honest.

  197. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 10:24 am
    Why did I read the link as Van Halen and not Hell Van?
  198. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 10:56 am
    santa claus is going to hell?
    well, the christians have upset the whole world.
  199. Profile photo of maxell
    maxell Male 18-29
    285 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 10:56 am
    damn wicker baby killing whores. they`re always around.
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    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 11:06 am
    when will santa claus ever see this van?
  201. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 11:41 am
    whoremongers (:
  202. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 11:49 am
    If Santa is going to hell, so will I! I want eternal presents, even if it is paired with enternal damnation
  203. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Hey, at least they hate the KKK too...um, yeah.
  204. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Revelation 21:8 - "But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death."

    So, umm, yeah. See you guys down there, I guess. And Santa. He`ll be there too.

  205. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Just to round out the bible verses so no IABers have to strain themselves Googling these:

    Psalm 5:5 - "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
    John 5:42 - "But I know you, that ye have not the love of God in you."

    That`s all, folks. Literal interpretations of the Bible are great! Also, religion in general. man. Cannot get me enough o` that Jeebus. He be bringing me fishes and loaves, not bitches `n` hoes. Yum.

  206. Profile photo of Dogmrn7
    Dogmrn7 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    i like how after the god hates you line theres an arow pointing to muslums. somebody has some problems.
  207. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    What is with all of the people that think this is what all Christians are like? That`s like if I saw 1 Chinese guy kick a puppy, that means all Chinese people like to kick puppies. It`s just not true.
  208. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Umm, yeah it is. All Chinese people love to kick puppies. Duh.
  209. Profile photo of ChiliSoup
    ChiliSoup Male 13-17
    55 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    What the F*** did Santa do?
    I think the `Wicked Baby Killing Whores` is a little too far...now thats really being prejudice. I know some really decent `Wicked Baby Killing Whores` who attend my church!
  210. Profile photo of anniboo
    anniboo Female 18-29
    36 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    Wicked baby killing whores...
  211. Profile photo of jimspade
    jimspade Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    SORCERERS!!!! im screwed *hides wand and cloak*
  212. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    Of course they kick puppies! That`s so they`re all nice`n tenderized for dinner!
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    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    santa!? santa is immortal so whatever
  214. Profile photo of ilfg
    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    i wonder what it says when the door is open (see whores from the other day)
  215. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    I`d like to see God try to make a Lake of Fire.
  216. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    pfft...I`m all of those things and a bag o` chips
  217. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Ohh the ignorant...
  218. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    Hey, it doesn`t say anything about the Jews, Hindus, or Buddhists! We`re all in the clear! Except those of you who are into Santa Claus.

    Reminds me of South Park when they all meet God and can ask him one question, so someone asks "Which is the one true religion" and God says "It was the Mormons. That`s right, the Mooormaaans." and all the people go "oo-oh!" as if someone just revealed the answer to a riddle they had been working on but couldn`t figure out.

  219. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    "*sigh* sometimes I just wish I owned just ONE RPG."

    May I suggest Dungeons and Dragons? This van owner probably thinks that is Satanic, too.

  220. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    171 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    JEEEZZ.

    I found it funny that the KKK were on it. Well maybe not funny haha but amusing none the less...

  221. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    OMG GOD HATES SANTA!!!111one ;_; poor santa all he wanted to do was give toys to the childerns. =(
    This god sounds mean.
  222. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    That`s one angry van.
  223. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    The rocket launchers. Get them.
  224. Profile photo of rangerbob
    rangerbob Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    the awesome thing is, doing such a thing is completely unbiblical. just sayin.
  225. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    What if the van accidentally crashes into a church?
  226. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    vv No no no. It`s DISTINCTLY biblical, that`s the problem. It`s just not very Christian. Different things.
  227. Profile photo of lilNegro93
    lilNegro93 Male 13-17
    28 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    if that man ever read a bible god loves every on ...what a homo
  228. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    if that man ever read a bible god loves every one

    Ever try the Old Testament? That sh*t makes Hitler look like a girl scout...

  229. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    so much hate D;
  230. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    Wow davymid you`re exceptionally ignorant.

  231. Profile photo of VictoriaIAB
    VictoriaIAB Female 13-17
    88 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    ... that van needs to smoke some weed... ^^you know it`s true!
  232. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    I wonder how they got the dents near the front tire. Hmmm.
  233. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:15 am
    Ugh more ha...is that a GHOST in the image?

    look to the lower left.

  234. Profile photo of DjarumBlacks
    DjarumBlacks Female 18-29
    28 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:33 am
    Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.
  235. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 1:52 am
    Heh, anyone notice the arrow pointing to muslim after "God Hates You"?

    While I can understand the hate towards the KKK, why Santa Claus? I know he isn`t Christian but still... Also, the van is inaccurate. We`re all sinners so why would God allow us into heaven if He hates sinners?

  236. Profile photo of ian123488
    ian123488 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Santa Claus!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  237. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    Idolaters, wicked baby killing whores and....SANTA CLAUS?!
  238. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Who is inside? Jesus?
  239. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    I didn`t know this Jeebus character was so angry.Sheesh.
  240. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    Feeling a little self righteous are we?
  241. Profile photo of oceanbeast
    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    he`s right you know.. lol
  242. Profile photo of ichirei
    ichirei Female 13-17
    165 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    lol santa claus
  243. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    wicked baby killing whores?
    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i think he means pro choice
    LOL
    thats an alternative way to phrase that haha
  244. Profile photo of SolitareLee
    SolitareLee Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    So, Muslims, gays, child killing whores, heck, even KKK... but Santa Claus? D: Poor guy, his name is just way too close to Satan for them to be comfortable with...
  245. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    Oh, so this is what Fred Phelps drives?
    Poor Santa. Coal in your stocking for you! Forever!

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