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108 Responses to God, When Is It *My* Turn To Get Laid? [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    Link: God, When Is It *My* Turn To Get Laid? - When you`re single, sometimes the hardest part of being alone is being around other couples.
  2. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    LOL. Wow...
    Those were... wondeful. x)
    I feel bad for the lonely people.
  3. Profile photo of garnye
    garnye Male 13-17
    199 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    Love the 2nd.
  4. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    Last one made me lol,
  5. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    awwwww :((( hahahaha

    <3 # 2 & 4

  6. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    You know you`re alone when even a tiger cub is gettin it on with someone.
  7. Profile photo of evilpeloos
    evilpeloos Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    There is a lotsa grabbing going on around
  9. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    as a person who was diagnosed with mild depression at the age of 12 this certainly didn`t help lol.
  10. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    je_scream
    i`m hoping to god that that was just a horribly executed joke.
  11. Profile photo of Kayteaface
    Kayteaface Female 13-17
    133 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    "You know you`re alone when even a tiger cub is gettin it on with someone. "

    Well said.

  12. Profile photo of live2breathe
    live2breathe Female 13-17
    97 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    the bottom looks more like an orgy, js.
  13. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    Makes me happy that I have a girlfr... oh, wait.
  14. Profile photo of Zeroknight92
    Zeroknight92 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    I love the second pic. That dude is just getting a handful of loving xD
  15. Profile photo of SoupaMario
    SoupaMario Male 18-29
    221 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    The kid with the yellow shirt from the 2nd picture looks a lot like my friend`s little brother.
  16. Profile photo of PyroX7
    PyroX7 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    No. 2`s great, it`s one thing to get carried away sometimes, but in a bowling alley? Really?
  17. Profile photo of Solid_Cat
    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    i like how in the first ones the guys are getting a handful
  18. Profile photo of cynicalli
    cynicalli Female 30-39
    163 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    Flawless! Good one.
  19. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    the last one is hilarious
  20. Profile photo of chrees516
    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    great series!
  21. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    Yeah a little grabby the one at the bowling alley is.
  22. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    it was kind of sad seeing those picture, as i am single, but the last one made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!
  23. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    Who knew bowling alleys were such romantic places...

    I bet it`s the used shoes. That aroma...

  24. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    meh, to my dismay i was serious but i was always a child beyond my years Lord knows I was well on my way to my first stroke by age 16--I blame my parents but w/e for my neurosis. lol
  25. Profile photo of hotstepper
    hotstepper Male 18-29
    20 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    Yep, foot pheromones.
  26. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    "Yep, foot pheromones."

    The mixture of sweat, fungus, and old cheap leather. It`s like a recipe for sex.

  27. Profile photo of bro_storm
    bro_storm Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    oh opie... you had me at fungus...
  28. Profile photo of SanityInsane
    SanityInsane Female 18-29
    150 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    Hell, even LOOKING at these made me pissed off at all the happy couples. *curses her psychotic ex-girlfriend* I`d totally go for the girl in #3 though.
  29. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    That last one was beautiful lol way to top off the list^.^
  30. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    Aw, too bad I`ve been single since the womb, so I know how that is. :-(
  31. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    "Aw, too bad I`ve been single since the womb, so I know how that is."

    I bet you had some hot babes n the womb, though. ;D

  32. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    Is that...Ethan Hawke?
  33. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    Nice, list LOL!

    Yeah. . . I`m single again. . . . it isn`t that great when events like this occur. .

  34. Profile photo of Libibby
    Libibby Female 18-29
    5 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    wow... i feel sad now :|
  35. Profile photo of JumpRope
    JumpRope Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    that tiger gets more action than Siegfried & FRoyd combined
  36. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    Answer to #1:

    When you come to my place.

  37. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    That last one brought on a hearty guffaw on this end. :)
  38. Profile photo of Habute
    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    Lol @ last one... excellent.
  39. Profile photo of shagthefag
    shagthefag Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    LMAO @ pabsa`s comment. maybe if you be the catcher he might come over.
  40. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    last one=unfunny -_-
  41. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    On Tuesday, June 23, 2009 9:14:07 PM opiebreath said:
    "Aw, too bad I`ve been single since the womb, so I know how that is."

    I bet you had some hot babes n the womb, though. ;D
    But that would be incest, technically! :-O

  42. Profile photo of Calli_Sun
    Calli_Sun Female 13-17
    39 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    Its not so bad being single :/ , but it does suck to be surrounded by couples lol, i know the feeling
  43. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    Oh, for FFS, this actually made a gallery?
  44. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    716 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    Reminds me of this.
    I sympithize more than I`d like.
  45. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    How is #3 having problems getting laid....I would have tapped that yesterday.
  46. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    maddux32, clearly you don`t see that it`s a girl situation.
  47. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    Its not so bad being single :/ , but it does suck to be surrounded by couples lol, i know the feeling

    its worse when they ask your for relationship advice when they are breaking up, IDFK

  48. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    #3 is pretty, idk why she got problems with girls OR guys
  49. Profile photo of maddux32
    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    Hey imogenheep....It`s not that I don`t see it...It`s that I just don`t care....
  50. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    so true, so very true. *unwanted tear*
  51. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    "But that would be incest, technically!"

    Oh, ew... I didn`t think about that. Dx

  52. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    Amen vorpals, amen.
  53. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 11:27 pm
    I`ve been in # 4`s position
    it`s not fun ;-/
  54. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    That`s why I`m here, Opie. To make you think about that. :-P
  55. Profile photo of klepto23
    klepto23 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    hehe rejected for Tiger lurve!
  56. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    I swear I know the guy in number 2...
  57. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    I was once in #4`s position.
    The idiot hit the girl and tried to drag her somewhere. He thought I was asleep.

    Did you know that those Fire Extinguishers work for faces too?

  58. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:21 am
    Number 3 lesbians?
  59. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:22 am
    #1,2 &4, need to get a f*cking room. I don`t mind being single around couples, it`s just annoying as hell, tho when they start their `foreplay` in public.
  60. Profile photo of jagenigma
    jagenigma Male 18-29
    145 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:45 am
    I have been the "when will i get laid" guy my entire life.
  61. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:55 am
    lol, #1 a$$ grab, # 2 boobie squeeze
  62. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:24 am
    No, Boombox. It`s just your mom and her sister.
  63. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:33 am
    wtf is with the guy and the tiger? looks like a toy kinda
  64. Profile photo of mrbungle
    mrbungle Male 30-39
    32 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:41 am
    Binary101,
    That`s Siegfried and Roy, Roy was recently attacked by one of his tigers. It was big news from what I remember.
  65. Profile photo of zbonzo
    zbonzo Male 18-29
    21 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:27 am
    It happened like my Freshman year of high school for me, and Im about to start my Junior year of college. Recent is relative though. Unless it happened again.
  66. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:39 am
    Awww. Cute tiger!
  67. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    384 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:05 am
    Everybody always thinks everyone else is more active sexually, this is a misconception. Just don`t be a dud and be a giving lover..that is all.
  68. Profile photo of Ari--
    Ari-- Female 18-29
    119 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:15 am
    i love seeing happy couples. :)
    but they shouldn`t drink too much chocolate if they want to have a baby.
  69. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:00 am
    I LOVE THE PUNCH LINE HERE!
  70. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:11 am
    i loled at my inability to sympaphyze with any of them bet i will though. excuse me i just have to dispose of margr... i mean my dead hooker
  71. Profile photo of klepto23
    klepto23 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:14 am
    Which one will grow up to be a sociopathic serial killer first?
  72. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 5:13 am
    id put my money on the woman "she knows shes hot so why cant she get a boyfreind?"
  73. Profile photo of Staarbux
    Staarbux Female 18-29
    17 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 6:00 am
    The first guys cute. Unless he`s a sociopath he could get laid. *nods*
  74. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 6:03 am
    LOL Siegfried and Roy.
  75. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 6:07 am
    The tiger is going to have him for lunch when it gets older.
  76. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 6:24 am
    I hang out with my friends alot, 1 couple I can hamdle, but when theres 2, I`m just like, dude wtf!?
  77. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 6:27 am
    I could help #3
  78. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 6:41 am
    #4 is hilarious!
  79. Profile photo of ElleWilde
    ElleWilde Female 13-17
    64 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 7:26 am
    Yea... Number 4 is ht best
  80. Profile photo of coolatindude
    coolatindude Male 18-29
    27 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 7:49 am
    #3 looks lesbian mcgovern1981 but maybe i could still work something out;-)
  81. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:05 am
    Oh, shagthefag, I`ll catch or pitch as long as the dude is right. It`s not like T or B is permanent.
  82. Profile photo of BrandySnap
    BrandySnap Female 18-29
    165 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:51 am
    Ew at #2 that girl has more than a handful...all over her body. Lol number 1 looks like something out of American Pie. Blurry background couple totally looks like Stifler dry humping some random girl.
  83. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:43 am
    That last one = aww.
  84. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:55 am
    The background in #2 was blurry and at first glance I thought it was a little girl getting felt up by some pedophile.
  85. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    lmao, last one.
  86. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    The last one made me crack up
  87. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    As previously mentioned by others, the last one was The One.
  88. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    #3 doesn`t look like anything serious, just friends having a good time
  89. Profile photo of The_tru_bob
    The_tru_bob Male 18-29
    181 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    The last one is the literal version of getting p***y...
  90. Profile photo of swantonbomb7
    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    Number 2 looks like he`s annoyed.
    I get really annoyed at PDA to. Well that kind of PDA anyway. My boyfreind and I leave the PDA for the house. LOL.
  91. Profile photo of travmanx
    travmanx Male 18-29
    9 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    I`ll help #3 :)
  92. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    paco...they is lebsians!
  93. Profile photo of pandaXtreme
    pandaXtreme Female 13-17
    101 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    1 and 2 were funny
  94. Profile photo of eflcotw
    eflcotw Male 13-17
    75 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    swantonbomb, u cant have PDA in your house dbag.
  95. Profile photo of mindwhiz666
    mindwhiz666 Male 13-17
    29 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    lol i almost expeted number 2 to be me lolz ive done that one before lolz
  96. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    The last one is awesome. Maybe that`s why he got mauled?
  97. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    Awww... Poor number 3... I`ll help her out... :P
  98. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 5:39 am
    transformers 2 " Can i still stay, i`ll just sorta...sit and watch...eat my pizza..." and "Where" did that tail thing come from?
  99. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:25 am
    that just douchy when people that arre togethjer do that in fornt of someone thats alone
  100. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 9:10 am
    aaaww! it would suck to have to watch people hook up in front of you...
    the last one made me lol XD
  101. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 11:34 am
    Grrr that happened to me and it hurt...deep...deep down :(

    so then i found someone for teh luz :D

  102. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Um ok.
  103. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    611 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    ?
  104. Profile photo of TheHaystack
    TheHaystack Male 13-17
    81 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    The last one...
  105. Profile photo of sarah-face89
    sarah-face89 Female 18-29
    187 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    omg LOL! literally
  106. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    the worst is actually when you hear of friends hanging out together when you have those people as friends, too. Seriously, whenever I try to get together with anyone, it goes something like this:
    "Hey, you free sometime this week?"
    "No, I`ve got a lot of things with family going on."
    "oh, okay."
    The next day, on facebook.
    "hanging out with all my friends at the mall (sent from cell)"

  107. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:00 am
    That`s funny LOL. The fat chap made me ROFL :L.

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