God, When Is It *My* Turn To Get Laid? [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

When you"re single, sometimes the hardest part of being alone is being around other couples.
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Male 233
That`s funny LOL. The fat chap made me ROFL :L.
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Male 250
the worst is actually when you hear of friends hanging out together when you have those people as friends, too. Seriously, whenever I try to get together with anyone, it goes something like this:
"Hey, you free sometime this week?"
"No, I`ve got a lot of things with family going on."
"oh, okay."
The next day, on facebook.
"hanging out with all my friends at the mall (sent from cell)"

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Female 187
omg LOL! literally
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Male 81
The last one...
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Female 609
?
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Female 713
Um ok.
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Male 964
Grrr that happened to me and it hurt...deep...deep down :(

so then i found someone for teh luz :D

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Female 2,044
aaaww! it would suck to have to watch people hook up in front of you...
the last one made me lol XD
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Female 344
that just douchy when people that arre togethjer do that in fornt of someone thats alone
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Male 596
transformers 2 " Can i still stay, i`ll just sorta...sit and watch...eat my pizza..." and "Where" did that tail thing come from?
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Male 2,688
Awww... Poor number 3... I`ll help her out... :P
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Male 1,215
The last one is awesome. Maybe that`s why he got mauled?
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Male 29
lol i almost expeted number 2 to be me lolz ive done that one before lolz
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Male 75
swantonbomb, u cant have PDA in your house dbag.
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Female 101
1 and 2 were funny
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Male 4,867
paco...they is lebsians!
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Male 9
I`ll help #3 :)
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Female 178
Number 2 looks like he`s annoyed.
I get really annoyed at PDA to. Well that kind of PDA anyway. My boyfreind and I leave the PDA for the house. LOL.
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Male 181
The last one is the literal version of getting p***y...
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Male 1,064
#3 doesn`t look like anything serious, just friends having a good time
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Male 2,552
As previously mentioned by others, the last one was The One.
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Female 917
The last one made me crack up
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Male 1,086
lmao, last one.
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Female 257
The background in #2 was blurry and at first glance I thought it was a little girl getting felt up by some pedophile.
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Female 9,560
That last one = aww.
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Female 165
Ew at #2 that girl has more than a handful...all over her body. Lol number 1 looks like something out of American Pie. Blurry background couple totally looks like Stifler dry humping some random girl.
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Male 4,012
Oh, shagthefag, I`ll catch or pitch as long as the dude is right. It`s not like T or B is permanent.
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Male 27
#3 looks lesbian mcgovern1981 but maybe i could still work something out;-)
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Female 64
Yea... Number 4 is ht best
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Female 509
#4 is hilarious!
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Male 14,331
I could help #3
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Male 219
I hang out with my friends alot, 1 couple I can hamdle, but when theres 2, I`m just like, dude wtf!?
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Male 4,807
The tiger is going to have him for lunch when it gets older.
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Male 741
LOL Siegfried and Roy.
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Female 17
The first guys cute. Unless he`s a sociopath he could get laid. *nods*
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Male 2,388
id put my money on the woman "she knows shes hot so why cant she get a boyfreind?"
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Male 10
Which one will grow up to be a sociopathic serial killer first?
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Male 2,388
i loled at my inability to sympaphyze with any of them bet i will though. excuse me i just have to dispose of margr... i mean my dead hooker
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Male 3,327
I LOVE THE PUNCH LINE HERE!
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Female 119
i love seeing happy couples. :)
but they shouldn`t drink too much chocolate if they want to have a baby.
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Male 382
Everybody always thinks everyone else is more active sexually, this is a misconception. Just don`t be a dud and be a giving lover..that is all.
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Female 430
Awww. Cute tiger!
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Male 21
It happened like my Freshman year of high school for me, and Im about to start my Junior year of college. Recent is relative though. Unless it happened again.
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Male 32
Binary101,
That`s Siegfried and Roy, Roy was recently attacked by one of his tigers. It was big news from what I remember.
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Male 844
wtf is with the guy and the tiger? looks like a toy kinda
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Female 1,496
No, Boombox. It`s just your mom and her sister.
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Female 205
lol, #1 a$$ grab, # 2 boobie squeeze
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Male 145
I have been the "when will i get laid" guy my entire life.
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Male 2,229
#1,2 &4, need to get a f*cking room. I don`t mind being single around couples, it`s just annoying as hell, tho when they start their `foreplay` in public.
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Male 1,232
Number 3 lesbians?
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Male 315
I was once in #4`s position.
The idiot hit the girl and tried to drag her somewhere. He thought I was asleep.

Did you know that those Fire Extinguishers work for faces too?

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Male 3,425
I swear I know the guy in number 2...
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Male 10
hehe rejected for Tiger lurve!
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Female 4,028
That`s why I`m here, Opie. To make you think about that. :-P
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Female 403
I`ve been in # 4`s position
it`s not fun ;-/
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Female 731
Amen vorpals, amen.
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Female 15,763
"But that would be incest, technically!"

Oh, ew... I didn`t think about that. Dx

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Male 1,685
so true, so very true. *unwanted tear*
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Male 926
Hey imogenheep....It`s not that I don`t see it...It`s that I just don`t care....
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Female 282
#3 is pretty, idk why she got problems with girls OR guys
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Male 1,452
[quote] Its not so bad being single :/ , but it does suck to be surrounded by couples lol, i know the feeling [/quote]

its worse when they ask your for relationship advice when they are breaking up, IDFK

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Male 150
maddux32, clearly you don`t see that it`s a girl situation.
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Male 926
How is #3 having problems getting laid....I would have tapped that yesterday.
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Male 1,441
Reminds me of this.
I sympithize more than I`d like.
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Male 1,505
Oh, for FFS, this actually made a gallery?
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Female 39
Its not so bad being single :/ , but it does suck to be surrounded by couples lol, i know the feeling
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Female 4,028
[quote] On Tuesday, June 23, 2009 9:14:07 PM opiebreath said:
"Aw, too bad I`ve been single since the womb, so I know how that is."

I bet you had some hot babes n the womb, though. ;D[/quote]
But that would be incest, technically! :-O

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Male 5,189
Psh they need to suck it up. I prefer the single life now-a-days since I always get screwed over. I`m content :-)
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Male 904
last one=unfunny -_-
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Male 208
LMAO @ pabsa`s comment. maybe if you be the catcher he might come over.
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Male 256
Lol @ last one... excellent.
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Female 535
That last one brought on a hearty guffaw on this end. :)
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Male 4,012
Answer to #1:

When you come to my place.

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Male 170
that tiger gets more action than Siegfried & FRoyd combined
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Female 5
wow... i feel sad now :|
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Female 1,436
Nice, list LOL!

Yeah. . . I`m single again. . . . it isn`t that great when events like this occur. .

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Female 4,447
Is that...Ethan Hawke?
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Female 15,763
"Aw, too bad I`ve been single since the womb, so I know how that is."

I bet you had some hot babes n the womb, though. ;D

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Female 4,028
Aw, too bad I`ve been single since the womb, so I know how that is. :-(
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Female 394
That last one was beautiful lol way to top off the list^.^
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Female 150
Hell, even LOOKING at these made me pissed off at all the happy couples. *curses her psychotic ex-girlfriend* I`d totally go for the girl in #3 though.
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Male 89
oh opie... you had me at fungus...
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Female 15,763
"Yep, foot pheromones."

The mixture of sweat, fungus, and old cheap leather. It`s like a recipe for sex.

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Male 20
Yep, foot pheromones.
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Female 761
meh, to my dismay i was serious but i was always a child beyond my years Lord knows I was well on my way to my first stroke by age 16--I blame my parents but w/e for my neurosis. lol
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Female 15,763
Who knew bowling alleys were such romantic places...

I bet it`s the used shoes. That aroma...

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Male 163
it was kind of sad seeing those picture, as i am single, but the last one made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!
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Male 954
Yeah a little grabby the one at the bowling alley is.
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Male 156
great series!
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Male 7,933
the last one is hilarious
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Female 163
Flawless! Good one.
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Male 301
i like how in the first ones the guys are getting a handful
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Male 51
No. 2`s great, it`s one thing to get carried away sometimes, but in a bowling alley? Really?
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Male 221
The kid with the yellow shirt from the 2nd picture looks a lot like my friend`s little brother.
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Male 76
I love the second pic. That dude is just getting a handful of loving xD
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Male 462
Makes me happy that I have a girlfr... oh, wait.
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Female 97
the bottom looks more like an orgy, js.
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Female 133
"You know you`re alone when even a tiger cub is gettin it on with someone. "

Well said.

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Female 1,077
je_scream
i`m hoping to god that that was just a horribly executed joke.
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Female 761
as a person who was diagnosed with mild depression at the age of 12 this certainly didn`t help lol.
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Male 15,510
There is a lotsa grabbing going on around
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Male 4
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?
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Male 2,395
You know you`re alone when even a tiger cub is gettin it on with someone.
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Female 330
awwwww :((( hahahaha

<3 # 2 & 4

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Male 346
Last one made me lol,
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Male 199
Love the 2nd.
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Female 281
LOL. Wow...
Those were... wondeful. x)
I feel bad for the lonely people.
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Male 20,828
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