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Date: 06/25/09 06:10 PM

62 Responses to Gewww! Octopus Goatse [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18848 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    Link: Gewww! Octopus Goatse - Safe for work unless you`re a sea creature or Jacques Cousteau.
  2. Profile photo of Zeizai
    Zeizai Male 18-29
    33 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    Would this be like... porn to Dr. Zoidberg?
  3. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    in before someone links to the pic and gets banned.
  4. Profile photo of MasterJh
    MasterJh Male 13-17
    39 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    What is wrong with this? That`s it`s mouth and not what some people might think...
  5. Profile photo of lem0n
    lem0n Female 18-29
    55 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    what the drat. lookit those damn teeth.
  6. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    I`m no Jacques Cousteau, but isn`t that its mouth/beak?
  7. Profile photo of noni-anna
    noni-anna Female 13-17
    63 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    thats its mouth
  8. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Squid
  9. Profile photo of itsagame
    itsagame Male 18-29
    18 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    That`s it`s mouth AND anus, they only have one digestive opening
  10. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    "That`s it`s mouth AND anus, they only have one digestive opening"

    ...pleasant

  11. Profile photo of TicaVerde
    TicaVerde Female 18-29
    143 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    From this picture it looks like that thing has eyelashes
  12. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    Anyone up for some calamari?

    Poor squid. He said in his last dying gasp of oxygen that the man was rough, but the best he ever had...

  13. Profile photo of oceanbeast
    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    according to this, it is in fact not its mouth AND anus
  14. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    Maybe it`s cause I`m a vegetarian, pacifist, liberal; but I feel bad for it.
  15. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    That`s called it`s "Beak"
  16. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    Talk about being violated.
  17. Profile photo of lilhawk2892
    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    so... it shoots ink out its anus?.. i hope i never run into one of these bastards
  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    Aw come on, give her some privacy. It`s her first pap smear.
  19. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    probably not the first to say this, but beastiality meets Goatse?
  20. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    oh my god...
    i obviously didnt read the title...

    im retarded

  21. Profile photo of Joss19
    Joss19 Female 18-29
    75 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    HOLY poo.

  22. Profile photo of Mayaree
    Mayaree Female 18-29
    8 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    can someone give me the link for goatse ive never seen it thanks
  23. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    AAAH! TROLL BELOW!!!
  24. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    He`s molesting a Gelgamek.
  25. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    Maya, no. If you really feel it necessary to see it then Google it, but it is very disturbing and very NSFW.

    If anyone posts the link they`re getting deleted and banned.

  26. Profile photo of littleyoyo
    littleyoyo Male 18-29
    57 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    maya be warned...its not all that pretty...
  27. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    *will mop up the dregs that Opie misses*
  28. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    >>lem0n: what the drat. lookit those damn teeth.<<
    squid and octopi don`t have teeth. They do have a beak similar to that of the bird
  29. Profile photo of Valex_Shade
    Valex_Shade Male 18-29
    76 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    I don`t know what possessed me to click this after reading the title but now I regret doing so.
  30. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    HAHAHHA, Maya, totally google "Goatse"

    ROFL

    while you`re at it, get 2 girls 1 cup, too.

    (That`s a squid, btw)

  31. Profile photo of HachiSanJu
    HachiSanJu Male 18-29
    64 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    asharocks has posted that link on the last 5 videos, which makes that link every single one of her posts as of now. Dx
  32. Profile photo of Mooshoo
    Mooshoo Male 30-39
    215 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    I look at this poor creature, and I can only think of one thing: 300 pounds of tempura batter and a river of beer, I`m set for a month!
  33. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    Running into this son of a bit*h in the middle of the ocean. . . no thank you.

    These things terrify me.

  34. Profile photo of BigJ8909
    BigJ8909 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    AAHH..I See What You Did There
  35. Profile photo of mystyocean
    mystyocean Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    ...That`s its mouth.... duh....
  36. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 10:53 pm
    Yes, very Goatse-esque. I`m still quite depressed I even know what Goatse is. Innocence. Lost.
    By the looks of the octopus` face, it appears as if he, she, it is enjoying it. That or it`s dead. HMMM?

    "What is wrong with this? That`s it`s mouth and not what some people might think..."

    ^What is wrong with this?
    Gerbear, grammar nazi.

  37. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    an octopus`s mouth is also its anus from what i have heard
  38. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    "...That`s its mouth.... duh...."
    Octopi have a two-way digestive tract, I believe. It`s not just its mouth.
  39. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    To those who keep saying that an octopus`/squid`s mouth is also its anus- I believe the anus is attached to a tube that is within the siphon. This is also where the gills are, for the squid, and helps both the squid and octopus with moving when it contracts.
    Hope that helps.
    (That thar is a squid, btw.)
  40. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    nice// just ewww
  41. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 1:16 am
    I cannot unsee what has been seen....
  42. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 1:52 am
    is this the Michael Jackson autopsy?
  43. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 2:12 am
    woah.keep getting weirder
  44. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 3:59 am
    Pretty sure that`s a squid.
  45. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 4:03 am
    I CAN SEE FOREVER
  46. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 4:19 am
    crazyotto
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    211 Posts Friday, June 26, 2009 1:52:07 AM
    is this the Michael Jackson autopsy?

    Hey leave Michael alone. . . actually on second thoughts, this bloody credit crunch is dreadful, everyones losing jobs. It turns out even the Jackson 5 had to let one go!

  47. Profile photo of Isobel
    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 4:39 am
    Octopussy, anyone?
  48. Profile photo of Realbman
    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 5:23 am
    For 1 that`s a squid and for 2 that`s its mouth so...
  49. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 5:28 am
    in b4 gay fish stick joke
  50. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 5:41 am
    wow...
    what a fcukin awful job lol
  51. Profile photo of Bananananana
    Bananananana Female 13-17
    80 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:29 am
    I have a general idea of what it is, but I haven`t actually seen Goatse, so I don`t know if this is apparent after you`ve seen it,

    but why it it called `Goatse`?

  52. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:39 am
    Eww.
  53. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:41 am
    bananananana, i have no idea. but i do know it is one of the worst things i have laid my eyes on.
  54. Profile photo of manicwhite
    manicwhite Male 18-29
    169 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:45 am
    just a point. that is actualy it mouth(i think, im no biology expert). still... well...erm...see what you want to see
  55. Profile photo of Moneo
    Moneo Female 13-17
    169 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:47 am
    Dont worry people, its not the octopus` ass. Its his mouth.
  56. Profile photo of Owanie
    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:56 am
    Indeed, it`s not its ass, it`s its mouth. It`s not even an octopus too. Could be architeuthis, or giant squid. In that case, the description is quite accurate.
  57. Profile photo of flarexeyes
    flarexeyes Male 18-29
    21 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:35 am
    That`s a squid, and i don`t want that circling my boat when i`m stranded out in the ocean.
  58. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    some aquatic animals have their mouth as their ass
  59. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    lol at its face
  60. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:50 am
    still, if it`s his mouth, i would be grossed out
  61. Profile photo of pantherman
    pantherman Male 18-29
    40 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    the years have not been kind to sigmund the seamonster

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