Gewww! Octopus Goatse [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

Safe for work unless you"re a sea creature or Jacques Cousteau.
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Male 40
the years have not been kind to sigmund the seamonster
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Male 210
still, if it`s his mouth, i would be grossed out
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Female 5,139
lol at its face
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Male 1,918
some aquatic animals have their mouth as their ass
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Male 21
That`s a squid, and i don`t want that circling my boat when i`m stranded out in the ocean.
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Male 240
Indeed, it`s not its ass, it`s its mouth. It`s not even an octopus too. Could be architeuthis, or giant squid. In that case, the description is quite accurate.
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Female 169
Dont worry people, its not the octopus` ass. Its his mouth.
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Male 169
just a point. that is actualy it mouth(i think, im no biology expert). still... well...erm...see what you want to see
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Female 9,562
Eww.
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Female 80
I have a general idea of what it is, but I haven`t actually seen Goatse, so I don`t know if this is apparent after you`ve seen it,

but why it it called `Goatse`?

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Male 4,867
wow...
what a fcukin awful job lol
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Male 527
in b4 gay fish stick joke
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Male 342
For 1 that`s a squid and for 2 that`s its mouth so...
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Female 245
Octopussy, anyone?
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Male 525
crazyotto
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
211 Posts Friday, June 26, 2009 1:52:07 AM
is this the Michael Jackson autopsy?

Hey leave Michael alone. . . actually on second thoughts, this bloody credit crunch is dreadful, everyones losing jobs. It turns out even the Jackson 5 had to let one go!

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Male 606
I CAN SEE FOREVER
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Female 525
Pretty sure that`s a squid.
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Female 1,412
woah.keep getting weirder
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Male 245
is this the Michael Jackson autopsy?
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Female 901
I cannot unsee what has been seen....
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Male 690
nice// just ewww
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Female 1,004
To those who keep saying that an octopus`/squid`s mouth is also its anus- I believe the anus is attached to a tube that is within the siphon. This is also where the gills are, for the squid, and helps both the squid and octopus with moving when it contracts.
Hope that helps.
(That thar is a squid, btw.)
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Male 245
"...That`s its mouth.... duh...."
Octopi have a two-way digestive tract, I believe. It`s not just its mouth.
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Male 1,452
an octopus`s mouth is also its anus from what i have heard
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Female 1,186
Yes, very Goatse-esque. I`m still quite depressed I even know what Goatse is. Innocence. Lost.
By the looks of the octopus` face, it appears as if he, she, it is enjoying it. That or it`s dead. HMMM?

"What is wrong with this? That`s it`s mouth and not what some people might think..."

^What is wrong with this?
Gerbear, grammar nazi.

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Female 193
...That`s its mouth.... duh....
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Male 46
AAHH..I See What You Did There
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Female 1,436
Running into this son of a bit*h in the middle of the ocean. . . no thank you.

These things terrify me.

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Male 215
I look at this poor creature, and I can only think of one thing: 300 pounds of tempura batter and a river of beer, I`m set for a month!
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Male 64
asharocks has posted that link on the last 5 videos, which makes that link every single one of her posts as of now. Dx
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Male 445
HAHAHHA, Maya, totally google "Goatse"

ROFL

while you`re at it, get 2 girls 1 cup, too.

(That`s a squid, btw)

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Male 76
I don`t know what possessed me to click this after reading the title but now I regret doing so.
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Male 4,170
>>lem0n: what the drat. lookit those damn teeth.<<
squid and octopi don`t have teeth. They do have a beak similar to that of the bird
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Male 12,138
*will mop up the dregs that Opie misses*
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Male 57
maya be warned...its not all that pretty...
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Female 15,763
Maya, no. If you really feel it necessary to see it then Google it, but it is very disturbing and very NSFW.

If anyone posts the link they`re getting deleted and banned.

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Male 1,505
He`s molesting a Gelgamek.
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Male 245
AAAH! TROLL BELOW!!!
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Female 8
can someone give me the link for goatse ive never seen it thanks
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Female 74
HOLY poo.

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Male 5,189
...lol....no
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Female 15,763
Aw come on, give her some privacy. It`s her first pap smear.
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Male 221
so... it shoots ink out its anus?.. i hope i never run into one of these bastards
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Female 1,095
Talk about being violated.
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Male 17,512
That`s called it`s "Beak"
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Male 438
Maybe it`s cause I`m a vegetarian, pacifist, liberal; but I feel bad for it.
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Male 549
according to this, it is in fact not its mouth AND anus
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Female 1,593
Anyone up for some calamari?

Poor squid. He said in his last dying gasp of oxygen that the man was rough, but the best he ever had...

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Female 143
From this picture it looks like that thing has eyelashes
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Male 7,933
"That`s it`s mouth AND anus, they only have one digestive opening"

...pleasant

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Male 18
That`s it`s mouth AND anus, they only have one digestive opening
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Male 639
Squid
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Female 63
thats its mouth
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Male 2,582
I`m no Jacques Cousteau, but isn`t that its mouth/beak?
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Female 55
what the drat. lookit those damn teeth.
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Male 39
What is wrong with this? That`s it`s mouth and not what some people might think...
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Male 820
in before someone links to the pic and gets banned.
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Male 33
Would this be like... porn to Dr. Zoidberg?
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Male 20,830
Link: Gewww! Octopus Goatse [Pic] [Rate Link] - Safe for work unless you`re a sea creature or Jacques Cousteau.
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