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Date: 06/20/09 06:15 AM

29 Responses to Funny Or Stupid News Headlines!

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    barb1 Female 50-59
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    June 18, 2009 at 10:55 am
    Link: Funny Or Stupid News Headlines! - I wonder how many editors were fired due to these headlines
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    Seccrenicche Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 6:20 am
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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 6:28 am

    *takes a deep breath*


    *wipes tear away*

    Ah, the crazy, crazy things that can be misconstrued!

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    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 7:01 am
    I had to look up the article about the attorney suing himself accidentally....confusing...but i`ll take you word for it that it`s funny
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 7:48 am
    "Sun or rain expected today, dark tonight"

    It`s good to know we`re always up to date with the most precise and accurate weather forecasts.

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    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 8:04 am

    I didn`t find them that funny tbh. Some of them made me grin and exhale sharply, but there were no lols to be had.

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    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 9:37 am
    "Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25."

    Gee...I wonder why that is. lol

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    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 9:40 am
    So you won`t get attacked by alligators if your swiming with smaller ones?
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    bellasmommyx Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 10:01 am
    "Fisherman arrested for using wife as shark bait" I LOL`d.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 10:19 am
    I was half expecting something with Jay Leno...
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    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 10:35 am
    meh. not to funny i seen most of these before
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    NoSaint Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 11:54 am
    thats why i dont read the fact i dont read at all!
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    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    "Waterford boy, 8, saves sister`s life"
    "I wouldn`t do it again. She`s been a pain all week."

    I laughed so hard at this I scared my kitties.

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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    Most of these are ancient. They`re still good though.
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    I`m sure the electric chair one was just a report on how much the guys suffer before they actually die. Sooo, that one was a bit of a reach to me.
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    pffffft hahahaha omg teen pregnacy drops after age 25... no sh*t Shurlock
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Except for the one about alligators, there was nothing wrong with the headlines, some of them are just silly, awkward, or can be interpreted the wrong way. In most cases, the editors or writers of the articles did nothing wrong.
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    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    worth a chuckle.
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    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Blleeehhh. The only one that made me to even think about smiling was the wife as shark bait one.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    It`s not news that the news is less news, more sensationalism.
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    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    Mmm... Was sort of funny...
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    Sammichiaki1 Female 18-29
    206 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    lol the sister one
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    Nope, very few of these were funny. Some of them were actually completely serious, such as the one about how the electric chair is painful. It had been assumed that the electric chair was a painless death, but recently was found to be, as the headline states, quite painful. Why is that funny? Numbers 2 and 3 are very funny (the "head job" and Angelina Jolie`s belly), as is the teen pregnancy after age 25 one, but the rest aren`t funny in any way
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    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:16 pm
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    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    lol at angelina`s belly
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    VictoriaIAB Female 13-17
    88 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    haha, student excited that her dad got head job =] you know he thought about that one because of the picture XD
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    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 12:04 am
    Seen most of them on Jay Leno.
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 2:00 am
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    Lol at some of them. I wouldnt save her again. Shes a pain.

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