Five Guys Air-Humping An Ottoman [Video]

Submitted by: LuvDefying 7 years ago Funny

For the love that is all good and holy, will someone please explain to us what"s going on here? NSFW I think. 18+?
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Male 62
The Ottoman needs crisis counseling.
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Female 23
i feel like ne minute a gay orgy is gunna break out
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Female 168
I am 12 years old and what is this?
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Male 41
ew, there pretty comfertable with their sexuality....I don`t think id ever say yeah to humping an ottoman with my friends to rap music.....bored much??Ecstasy??Homo??
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Female 282
this is old, theyre a bunch of kids trying to become "teen entertainers" (as opposed to adult ones), they got a myspace and i think a youtube page where u can book them for events lmao.
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Female 260
D= wait, what?!
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Female 2
DEFINITELY a WTF.
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Male 36
now this is what i call safe sex...
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Female 330
no homo
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Male 413
i know exactly whats going on, they`re all high
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Male 81
mmmmmmmm that a damn hot ottoman
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Male 190
i saw a interview with these people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FKFWK5jc...

if your interested
they explain themselves

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Male 388
it`s only gay if balls touch
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Male 131
omg that`f f*cked up :O
they`re too poor to buy a blow up doll
poor bastards...
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Female 855
That ottoman must STINK
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Male 10
The ottoman was asking for it.....dressing all sexy...
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Male 3,915
what the f*ck....lmao...what a bunch of creeps....i bet they get all the ladies because the ladies asked the ottoman....
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Male 352

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Female 187
@ mechamech: I would hardly call curiosity a CRUCIAL human characteristic. Are we as a species curious? Yes. Did curiosity lead to the inventions of the things you mentioned? Maybe, that point is arguable. Curiosity has also led to some very bad things during our time. It is within us, but I wouldn`t go so far as to say it perpetuates the species.
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Female 11
That being said: Holy s***, those were some horny dudes.
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Female 11
>>soooooo why did you watch the video, O Smart One? you see a link entitled "Five Guys Air-Humping an Ottoman" and you watch it anyway? Good job.

You might be a psych major but you fail to recognize one of the most crucial human (and for the rest of the animals too, by the way) characteristics: curiosity.
Curiosity: it led to the discovery of fire, the invention of the wheel and, many, many years later, the clicking of disturbing links on Teh Internet.

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Male 548
haha this is really old, but funny nonetheless
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Male 85
apparently this is the new mating call of the male homosapien. too bad they`re doin it all wrong
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Female 192
Oh, ha. I remember seeing this one!
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Female 512
WTH is wrong with some people? It`s not enough that we have to lock up our daughters...but even our furniture isn`t safe anymore? These kids are in serious need of a life...
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Male 715
So this is what socially awkward gangstah-wannabies do when they`re not out on the scene.
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Male 318
WTF!?
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Female 187
I guess the need to show off for females is evolutionary, and it`s seen in many other animal species. i just think it`s funny how men make themselves look like fools to impress us. on the other hand, many girls look like sluts to impress guys....i don`t feel the need to impress anyone. if you like me, you like me. if you don`t, you don`t. i have more important things to worry about than whether or not i`m attracting guys like bees to honey.
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Male 438
indeed.
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Female 187
A cold shower is required if you stub your toe?? good lord all i need to do is say a few curse words and i`m good to go...i could see where you might want a cold shower after this video, though. i kind-of left it feeling violated and cheap.
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Male 438
its more like if i stub my toe, then i have to take a cold shower.
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Female 271
Okay please let this be a joke.
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Female 187
and by *you* i mean the male gender as a whole...I`m a psych major in college, so I geek out at this sort of thing.
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Female 187
eh well, in my mind you were basically saying the video was painful, but if you`re a masochist that means you enjoyed it. didn`t you ever do something sort-of like this when you were younger? maybe strutting in front of the mirror, flexing your muscles? or doing something to show off for the ladies? men are like peacocks, strutting around, showing off the feathers for the females in the hopes of mating with one of them. i find you quite interesting :)
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Male 362
whatever you gotta do to keep it legal.
imaginary chicks cant testify.
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Male 438
not *that* kind of pain...
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Female 187
Which means this video actually got you all hot and horny, because masochists receive sexual pleasure from pain. Again, good job :)
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Male 438
i watched it because im a masochist.
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Female 187
soooooo why did you watch the video, O Smart One? you see a link entitled "Five Guys Air-Humping an Ottoman" and you watch it anyway? Good job.
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Male 112
I drating lol`ed after the first little antic followed by some guy call pipelayer.

Well what ever floats your boat.

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Male 438
"They are simply young males trying to show off their sexual prowess for the females. It parallels many tribal societie..."

blah blah blah, all i know is that i`d really rather not have seen that...

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Female 187
They are simply young males trying to show off their sexual prowess for the females. It parallels many tribal societies, in which adolescent boys must show some degree of sexual experience before they marry (as proof they can procreate)--of course, this usually happens with older women or prostitutes, since the young girls they marry are supposed to be virgins. So, if you think about it, this really isn`t THAT disturbing.
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Male 511
pipelayer? x2c? relentless? this really is a gay pride thing aint it. if not they are the worse innuendo`d nicknames a gay nigga can have
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Male 382
I was in San Fran. earlier tonight having drinks with my lady and some friends when she happened to mention that tomorrow the "Gay Parade" was happening. I wonder if these guys have a float.They would be a big hit, i`m sure.
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Female 472
*scratches head* um, what did i just watch? the prelude to an all male orgy?

I literally /facepalm`ed after the first guy, and just started laughing at all of them after awhile.

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Male 5,190
Omg my eyes.
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Female 1
:-/ um this is really disturbing
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Male 216
o_O

Sadly, I think I know some people that would also make a video like this..

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Female 1,682
what in the hell....seriously. but also, lmfao XDDD
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Male 123
OMG!!! ROTFL! The gyrations!! The names!! Thanks I-A-B for the funniest laugh of the month easily....
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Male 170
some people abuse the right to own furniture

this is one reason why

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Male 432
I had a hard time watching this... Sadly, about halfway through, I had a hard time not watching it..
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Male 3
all i can say is poor footrest it got all this for just being there
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Male 506
That poor, poor ottoman, having to endure the worst sexual punishment that exists... consensual sex in the missionary position.

Just thinking about it makes me shudder. Ugh.

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Female 97
They look like a bunch of cats....in heat. O_O
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Male 3,310
Even the parodies do little to cleanse my soul of what has been consumed here.
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Female 15,763
"Hey Pipe... yeah this is Otto."

"Hey Otto. Last night was great. You so fine..."

"Yeah... about that... you might want to get yourself tested."

"..."

"Just saying."

*click*

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Female 3,727
Seriously, they are just trying to show their "prowess" by dancing to Pretty Ricky`s song. Just a silly boy thing. Hell, look at all the girls that dance for the cam on youtube. This is really no different.
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Male 1,557
Hilarious. They didn`t realise how stupid it looked?

However, I`ll take Pipelayer thx.

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Female 3,727
I guess they were practicing for the "real" thing???
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Male 672
Can you blame em? That is one sexy ottoman.
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Female 138
Ok the best thing about this is the parodys that people did about it are classic!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAlrVMGHc...

(and my favourite from weebl and bob (listen to the lyrics!!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVH3VnRWw...

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Male 553
That chair thingy is a whore!! It took it from multiple guys at once!
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Male 431
That looks like a great Work Out.
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Female 1,413
omg lolwut? they were so serious. love it!!!

thought it would just be a bunch of teens laughing and humping. not this hump-dancing serious video. hilarious.

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Female 1,386
Jezzuz... Just do eachother already and leave that poor Ottoman alooone.
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Female 1,436
WHAT. THE. FU*K. WAS. THAT.

Omfg - who the hell does things like this?! I am so damn traumatized by what individual`s do in their spare time. .

*runs off to build a shelter underground to hide*

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Female 572
lmao Computron
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Female 572
Typical idiotic behavior, seriously.
WTF was that?
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Male 788
This is...my favorite video of all time HAHAHAHAHA
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Male 2,172
They`re going to dagger each others next.

You`ve been warned.

Dagger: v - Caribbean term for really rough sex, often imitated while dancing.

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Female 188
This is the wierdest thing I`ve seen so far this week.
I LOLed at how they stayed in frame after their `turn` was over, and they did look chickeny as they walked!
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Female 650
this was on tosh.0 like two weeks ago
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Male 606
Wow. This is really old.
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Male 266
That kid is totally in middle school. You know the one. it gave me the jibblies.

These are 5 boys showing off their humping skills. Literally. That is how they have sex. That retarded, airy, rolling bullcrap. And they want the ladies to know that this is "how good they f***." Seriously, what is evolution for when we can always just do this instead?

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Male 374
wow. retated people video.......
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Female 354
how delicious

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Male 353
this is creepy!!! definately NSFW
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Male 510
What is...why would they...what?
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Male 395
wtf
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Female 1,593
That was just awful.
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Female 15,763
Next week you`ll see them all getting exorcisms...
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Female 60
IT`S AN OTTOMAN GANGBANG!
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Male 489
one of the responses for the video is absolutely amazing
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Male 7,933
this is nothing. you guys should see the pretty ricky grinding video
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Male 9,306
Oh my god...it`s a human mating ritual...we`re regressing! DAMMIT!
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Male 3,310
I can honestly say that this is one of those things that makes me laugh and cry at the same time. I had to laugh because...well...just look at it. But then I realized that these guys were practicing making DNA copies of themselves, and it made me very, very sad.
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Female 471
that poor, poor ottoman.
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Male 59
these neighbors again? this is some real gay stuff
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Male 157
Stop gaying up the interwebs!
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Male 3,057
I`ve seen this somewhere before... maybe here. I believe that the idea was that these young "gentlemen" made this video in a rather frightening attempt to demonstrate their sexual "prowess" to their local chickenhead/hoodrat population.

What`s frightening, is that they probably did manage to impress some ignorant, impressionable with this bullsh*t.

The fact that it`s a group of allegedly hetero males, makes me wonder...

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY WERE THESE IDIOTS THINKING???

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Male 10
OH wow... just wow...
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Male 1,505
I need a gay exorcism now.
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Male 287
Uncleduck, you`re my hero. Brilliant.
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Male 210
oh god that`s so weird!
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Male 302
I myself will only air-hump an Ottowoman. To each his own.
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Male 335
Saw this a while ago. Still makes no sense. me and my freinds actually have an inside joke about this where we hump furniture or walls and people think we are insane.
which is true.
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Male 287
gggahhhhahahahaha.
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Male 602
Why...
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Female 115
Link: Five Guys Air-Humping An Ottoman [Video] [Rate Link] - For the love that is all good and holy, will someone please explain to us what`s going on here? NSFW I think. 18+?
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