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Date: 06/26/09 06:09 PM

101 Responses to Five Guys Air-Humping An Ottoman [Video]

  1. Profile photo of LuvDefying
    LuvDefying Female 18-29
    115 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Link: Five Guys Air-Humping An Ottoman - For the love that is all good and holy, will someone please explain to us what`s going on here? NSFW I think. 18+?
  2. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    Why...
  3. Profile photo of jareddevour
    jareddevour Male 18-29
    288 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    gggahhhhahahahaha.
  4. Profile photo of verinon
    verinon Male 18-29
    335 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    Saw this a while ago. Still makes no sense. me and my freinds actually have an inside joke about this where we hump furniture or walls and people think we are insane.
    which is true.
  5. Profile photo of uncleduck
    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    I myself will only air-hump an Ottowoman. To each his own.
  6. Profile photo of alphanoninc
    alphanoninc Male 70 & Over
    210 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    oh god that`s so weird!
  7. Profile photo of jareddevour
    jareddevour Male 18-29
    288 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    Uncleduck, you`re my hero. Brilliant.
  8. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    I need a gay exorcism now.
  9. Profile photo of Yohothedude
    Yohothedude Male 30-39
    10 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    OH wow... just wow...
  10. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    I`ve seen this somewhere before... maybe here. I believe that the idea was that these young "gentlemen" made this video in a rather frightening attempt to demonstrate their sexual "prowess" to their local chickenhead/hoodrat population.

    What`s frightening, is that they probably did manage to impress some ignorant, impressionable with this bullsh*t.

    The fact that it`s a group of allegedly hetero males, makes me wonder...

    WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY WERE THESE IDIOTS THINKING???

  11. Profile photo of Computron
    Computron Male 30-39
    157 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    Stop gaying up the interwebs!
  12. Profile photo of Sickhead
    Sickhead Male 18-29
    59 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    these neighbors again? this is some real gay stuff
  13. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    that poor, poor ottoman.
  14. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    I can honestly say that this is one of those things that makes me laugh and cry at the same time. I had to laugh because...well...just look at it. But then I realized that these guys were practicing making DNA copies of themselves, and it made me very, very sad.
  15. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    Oh my god...it`s a human mating ritual...we`re regressing! DAMMIT!
  16. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    this is nothing. you guys should see the pretty ricky grinding video
  17. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    one of the responses for the video is absolutely amazing
  18. Profile photo of sindel
    sindel Female 18-29
    60 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    IT`S AN OTTOMAN GANGBANG!
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    Next week you`ll see them all getting exorcisms...
  20. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    That was just awful.
  21. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    wtf
  22. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    What is...why would they...what?
  23. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    this is creepy!!! definately NSFW
  24. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    how delicious

  25. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    wow. retated people video.......
  26. Profile photo of FrigginMo
    FrigginMo Male 18-29
    266 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    That kid is totally in middle school. You know the one. it gave me the jibblies.

    These are 5 boys showing off their humping skills. Literally. That is how they have sex. That retarded, airy, rolling bullcrap. And they want the ladies to know that this is "how good they f***." Seriously, what is evolution for when we can always just do this instead?

  27. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    Wow. This is really old.
  28. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    grizzzzzz, i thank you.

    they look like chickens when they walk

  29. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    this was on tosh.0 like two weeks ago
  30. Profile photo of octwilite
    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    This is the wierdest thing I`ve seen so far this week.
    I LOLed at how they stayed in frame after their `turn` was over, and they did look chickeny as they walked!
  31. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    They`re going to dagger each others next.

    You`ve been warned.

    Dagger: v - Caribbean term for really rough sex, often imitated while dancing.

  32. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    This is...my favorite video of all time HAHAHAHAHA
  33. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    Typical idiotic behavior, seriously.
    WTF was that?
  34. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    lmao Computron
  35. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    WHAT. THE. FU*K. WAS. THAT.

    Omfg - who the hell does things like this?! I am so damn traumatized by what individual`s do in their spare time. .

    *runs off to build a shelter underground to hide*

  36. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    Jezzuz... Just do eachother already and leave that poor Ottoman alooone.
  37. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 10:59 pm
    omg lolwut? they were so serious. love it!!!

    thought it would just be a bunch of teens laughing and humping. not this hump-dancing serious video. hilarious.

  38. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    That looks like a great Work Out.
  39. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    That chair thingy is a whore!! It took it from multiple guys at once!
  40. Profile photo of redelle
    redelle Female 18-29
    138 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    Ok the best thing about this is the parodys that people did about it are classic!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAlrVMGHc...

    (and my favourite from weebl and bob (listen to the lyrics!!!)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVH3VnRWw...

  41. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    Can you blame em? That is one sexy ottoman.
  42. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 11:45 pm
    I guess they were practicing for the "real" thing???
  43. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    Hilarious. They didn`t realise how stupid it looked?

    However, I`ll take Pipelayer thx.

  44. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 12:05 am
    Seriously, they are just trying to show their "prowess" by dancing to Pretty Ricky`s song. Just a silly boy thing. Hell, look at all the girls that dance for the cam on youtube. This is really no different.
  45. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 12:14 am
    "Hey Pipe... yeah this is Otto."

    "Hey Otto. Last night was great. You so fine..."

    "Yeah... about that... you might want to get yourself tested."

    "..."

    "Just saying."

    *click*

  46. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 12:19 am
    Even the parodies do little to cleanse my soul of what has been consumed here.
  47. Profile photo of Seven1Eight2
    Seven1Eight2 Female 18-29
    97 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 12:25 am
    They look like a bunch of cats....in heat. O_O
  48. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 1:01 am
    That poor, poor ottoman, having to endure the worst sexual punishment that exists... consensual sex in the missionary position.

    Just thinking about it makes me shudder. Ugh.

  49. Profile photo of g047head
    g047head Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 1:06 am
    all i can say is poor footrest it got all this for just being there
  50. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 1:12 am
    I had a hard time watching this... Sadly, about halfway through, I had a hard time not watching it..
  51. Profile photo of JumpRope
    JumpRope Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 1:24 am
    some people abuse the right to own furniture

    this is one reason why

  52. Profile photo of stankilla
    stankilla Male 18-29
    123 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 1:28 am
    OMG!!! ROTFL! The gyrations!! The names!! Thanks I-A-B for the funniest laugh of the month easily....
  53. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 1:51 am
    what in the hell....seriously. but also, lmfao XDDD
  54. Profile photo of demetar
    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 1:57 am
    o_O

    Sadly, I think I know some people that would also make a video like this..

  55. Profile photo of lawlz_01
    lawlz_01 Female 13-17
    1 post
    June 27, 2009 at 2:05 am
    :-/ um this is really disturbing
  56. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 4:14 am
    *scratches head* um, what did i just watch? the prelude to an all male orgy?

    I literally /facepalm`ed after the first guy, and just started laughing at all of them after awhile.

  57. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 4:30 am
    I was in San Fran. earlier tonight having drinks with my lady and some friends when she happened to mention that tomorrow the "Gay Parade" was happening. I wonder if these guys have a float.They would be a big hit, i`m sure.
  58. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 5:15 am
    pipelayer? x2c? relentless? this really is a gay pride thing aint it. if not they are the worse innuendo`d nicknames a gay nigga can have
  59. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 5:23 am
    They are simply young males trying to show off their sexual prowess for the females. It parallels many tribal societies, in which adolescent boys must show some degree of sexual experience before they marry (as proof they can procreate)--of course, this usually happens with older women or prostitutes, since the young girls they marry are supposed to be virgins. So, if you think about it, this really isn`t THAT disturbing.
  60. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:04 am
    "They are simply young males trying to show off their sexual prowess for the females. It parallels many tribal societie..."

    blah blah blah, all i know is that i`d really rather not have seen that...

  61. Profile photo of Steyene
    Steyene Male 18-29
    112 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:05 am
    I drating lol`ed after the first little antic followed by some guy call pipelayer.

    Well what ever floats your boat.

  62. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:06 am
    soooooo why did you watch the video, O Smart One? you see a link entitled "Five Guys Air-Humping an Ottoman" and you watch it anyway? Good job.
  63. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:09 am
    i watched it because im a masochist.
  64. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:10 am
    Which means this video actually got you all hot and horny, because masochists receive sexual pleasure from pain. Again, good job :)
  65. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:14 am
    not *that* kind of pain...
  66. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:15 am
    whatever you gotta do to keep it legal.
    imaginary chicks cant testify.
  67. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:17 am
    eh well, in my mind you were basically saying the video was painful, but if you`re a masochist that means you enjoyed it. didn`t you ever do something sort-of like this when you were younger? maybe strutting in front of the mirror, flexing your muscles? or doing something to show off for the ladies? men are like peacocks, strutting around, showing off the feathers for the females in the hopes of mating with one of them. i find you quite interesting :)
  68. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:18 am
    and by *you* i mean the male gender as a whole...I`m a psych major in college, so I geek out at this sort of thing.
  69. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:24 am
    Okay please let this be a joke.
  70. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:33 am
    its more like if i stub my toe, then i have to take a cold shower.
  71. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:41 am
    A cold shower is required if you stub your toe?? good lord all i need to do is say a few curse words and i`m good to go...i could see where you might want a cold shower after this video, though. i kind-of left it feeling violated and cheap.
  72. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:44 am
    indeed.
  73. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 6:49 am
    I guess the need to show off for females is evolutionary, and it`s seen in many other animal species. i just think it`s funny how men make themselves look like fools to impress us. on the other hand, many girls look like sluts to impress guys....i don`t feel the need to impress anyone. if you like me, you like me. if you don`t, you don`t. i have more important things to worry about than whether or not i`m attracting guys like bees to honey.
  74. Profile photo of send55
    send55 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 8:06 am
    WTF!?
  75. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 8:08 am
    So this is what socially awkward gangstah-wannabies do when they`re not out on the scene.
  76. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 8:25 am
    WTH is wrong with some people? It`s not enough that we have to lock up our daughters...but even our furniture isn`t safe anymore? These kids are in serious need of a life...
  77. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 8:33 am
    Oh, ha. I remember seeing this one!
  78. Profile photo of clearskies
    clearskies Male 18-29
    85 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 8:37 am
    apparently this is the new mating call of the male homosapien. too bad they`re doin it all wrong
  79. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 9:05 am
    haha this is really old, but funny nonetheless
  80. Profile photo of mechamech
    mechamech Female 18-29
    11 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 11:17 am
    >>soooooo why did you watch the video, O Smart One? you see a link entitled "Five Guys Air-Humping an Ottoman" and you watch it anyway? Good job.

    You might be a psych major but you fail to recognize one of the most crucial human (and for the rest of the animals too, by the way) characteristics: curiosity.
    Curiosity: it led to the discovery of fire, the invention of the wheel and, many, many years later, the clicking of disturbing links on Teh Internet.

  81. Profile photo of mechamech
    mechamech Female 18-29
    11 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 11:20 am
    That being said: Holy s***, those were some horny dudes.
  82. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 11:47 am
    @ mechamech: I would hardly call curiosity a CRUCIAL human characteristic. Are we as a species curious? Yes. Did curiosity lead to the inventions of the things you mentioned? Maybe, that point is arguable. Curiosity has also led to some very bad things during our time. It is within us, but I wouldn`t go so far as to say it perpetuates the species.
  83. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 11:51 am

  84. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    what the f*ck....lmao...what a bunch of creeps....i bet they get all the ladies because the ladies asked the ottoman....
  85. Profile photo of klepto23
    klepto23 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    The ottoman was asking for it.....dressing all sexy...
  86. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    That ottoman must STINK
  87. Profile photo of CoeshCoesh
    CoeshCoesh Male 13-17
    131 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    omg that`f f*cked up :O
    they`re too poor to buy a blow up doll
    poor bastards...
  88. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    it`s only gay if balls touch
  89. Profile photo of repost
    repost Male 13-17
    190 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    i saw a interview with these people
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FKFWK5jc...

    if your interested
    they explain themselves

  90. Profile photo of TheHaystack
    TheHaystack Male 13-17
    81 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    mmmmmmmm that a damn hot ottoman
  91. Profile photo of toans
    toans Male 13-17
    413 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    i know exactly whats going on, they`re all high
  92. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    no homo
  93. Profile photo of ManUtd10
    ManUtd10 Male 13-17
    36 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    now this is what i call safe sex...
  94. Profile photo of MegzLeigh
    MegzLeigh Female 18-29
    2 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    DEFINITELY a WTF.
  95. Profile photo of Miss_Candie
    Miss_Candie Female 13-17
    260 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    D= wait, what?!
  96. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 6:41 am
    this is old, theyre a bunch of kids trying to become "teen entertainers" (as opposed to adult ones), they got a myspace and i think a youtube page where u can book them for events lmao.
  97. Profile photo of enemydeer
    enemydeer Male 18-29
    41 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    ew, there pretty comfertable with their sexuality....I don`t think id ever say yeah to humping an ottoman with my friends to rap music.....bored much??Ecstasy??Homo??
  98. Profile photo of sbuninja
    sbuninja Female 18-29
    168 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    I am 12 years old and what is this?
  99. Profile photo of redsparrow19
    redsparrow19 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    i feel like ne minute a gay orgy is gunna break out
  100. Profile photo of Doublees
    Doublees Male 30-39
    62 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 9:44 am
    The Ottoman needs crisis counseling.

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