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Date: 06/24/09 09:32 AM

56 Responses to Firework Rocket Nutshot [Video]

  1. Profile photo of RckJmesBjtch
    RckJmesBjtch Male 18-29
    459 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:27 am
    Link: Firework Rocket Nutshot - Good news, he`ll never be able to pro-create.
  2. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:37 am
    What makes people think of stuff like this? Then, what makes them think it would actually be a good idea?
  3. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:43 am
    That went about as well as could be expected.
  4. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:47 am
    lol, this gives a whole new meaning to nutcracker
  5. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:49 am
    What a f*cking jackass. Even the most idiotic people I know are aware that this is a VERY DANGEROUS AND STUPID THING TO DO.
  6. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:52 am
    Proof of God; "You`re gonna do what? Fine, it`ll get stuck then."
  7. Profile photo of Davilyan
    Davilyan Male 18-29
    73 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:02 am
    This may be a stupid thing to do, but I still lol`d.
  8. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:12 am
    LMFAO
  9. Profile photo of nibbled
    nibbled Male 18-29
    40 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:25 am
    *golf clap* nice
  10. Profile photo of ukbox
    ukbox Male 18-29
    101 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:26 am
    hahahahhahaha lmaO!!!!!!
  11. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:31 am
    lol, this gives a whole new meaning to nutcracker

    kribbe wins this thread

  12. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:39 am
    That`s the funniest thing I`ve seen in a long time.
  13. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:39 am
    Kribbe gets the comment of the day award.
  14. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:40 am
    Anyone else notice how it drilled into his pants?
  15. Profile photo of octwilite
    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:46 am
    LOL!

    So... what did they think was going to happen? I realize there was no actual thinking involved, but I wish they also would`ve filmed the conversation leading up to this.

  16. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Balls, He no longer has them.
  17. Profile photo of DaniDrkHrt
    DaniDrkHrt Female 18-29
    212 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:52 am
    If I stunt takes balls to do, chances are you may not have them when it`s over. Idiots like that make me glad I have a brain.
  18. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:01 am
    LOL

    I with octwilite on this one, it would`ve so interesting to know what lead to this idiocy

  19. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:08 am
    "Anyone else notice how it drilled into his pants?"

    That`s what she said.

  20. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:12 am
    That was pure poetry. That rocket sticking the launch to his balls and then the perfectly timed explosion made for beautiful, dramatic effect.

    Priceless.

  21. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:27 am
    That could NOT have gone better...

    You know, for the viewer. Could have gone a hell of a lot better for him.

  22. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:31 am
    That was beautiful. I shed a tear.
  23. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:31 am
    He just got raped by a firecracker!

    Seriously though, what in Sam`s Hell is going through the minds of these people? "Hey, you know what would be funny? Let`s shoot a rocket into my nads!"
    "Yeah!"

    :-|

  24. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:50 am
    That was beautiful!

    I`m seriously dying of laughter.

  25. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:54 am
    just kept grinding till it exploded
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:55 am
    Making their parents so proud!
  27. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Muhahahahahahaha, well played.
  28. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    Human stupidity, *smiles*
  29. Profile photo of HunterJumper
    HunterJumper Female 13-17
    112 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    The gene pool filter at work..
  30. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:35 pm
  31. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    survival of the errrrr..... cleverest?
  32. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    Nothing carries out natural selection as spectacularly as fireworks, am I right?
  33. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    Wednesday, June 24, 2009 10:46:43 AM
    LOL!

    So... what did they think was going to happen? I realize there was no actual thinking involved, but I wish they also would`ve filmed the conversation leading up to this.

    it would have gone errrrrrr ahhhhhhhhh rocket oooooo

  34. Profile photo of Calyx
    Calyx Female 18-29
    69 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    When did that ever seem like a good idea?
  35. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    What an idiot...
  36. Profile photo of meowmeowmeow
    meowmeowmeow Male 13-17
    187 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    An Example Of Unbeneficial Natural Selection in humans.
    This mutation causes a severley damaged brained that requires medical attention
  37. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:03 pm
  38. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    there`s no dash in procreate
  39. Profile photo of 81elky
    81elky Male 18-29
    20 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    and that is why some animals eat their young
  40. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    camera huy is too loud and annoying
  41. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    why not just sit on a grenade?
  42. Profile photo of greengiant
    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    Thank you 81elky you are a genius :L
  43. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    heh. firecrotch
  44. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    There`s no double-dash in replaypriceless.
  45. Profile photo of Zywl
    Zywl Male 18-29
    16 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    what were he trying to do??
  46. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 12:06 am
    if he can`t procreate kids, who else will star in films of this sort?
  47. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 2:53 am
    lol, that was kinda funny especially with the explosion
  48. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 5:44 am
    Lol dont they realise the sharp end will just stick in his jeans.... well apparently not
  49. Profile photo of essylu
    essylu Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:17 am
    I would give this guy a Darwin Award even though he`s not dead.
  50. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:21 am
    would how much he got paied to do that
  51. Profile photo of aeropro
    aeropro Male 13-17
    42 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    I love how the rocket looked like it was digging into his junk. Bravo.
  52. Profile photo of Hergs
    Hergs Male 18-29
    98 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    HaHa if i was just walking by, and see a guy with a firework in his pants exploding, i would just keep on going.
  53. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    that was great!
  54. Profile photo of handlandj
    handlandj Male 13-17
    4 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    i`d give his unborn children a darwin award, right?
  55. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:12 am
    That`s mass murder. :L.

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