Firework Rocket Nutshot [Video]

Submitted by: RckJmesBjtch 7 years ago Funny

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Good news, he"ll never be able to pro-create. [Stick with the short clip for the slo-mo replay--priceless.]
There are 56 comments:
Male 233
That`s mass murder. :L.
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Male 4
i`d give his unborn children a darwin award, right?
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Male 3,915
that was great!
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Male 98
HaHa if i was just walking by, and see a guy with a firework in his pants exploding, i would just keep on going.
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Male 42
I love how the rocket looked like it was digging into his junk. Bravo.
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Female 344
would how much he got paied to do that
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Male 14
I would give this guy a Darwin Award even though he`s not dead.
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Male 1,718
Lol dont they realise the sharp end will just stick in his jeans.... well apparently not
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Male 845
lol, that was kinda funny especially with the explosion
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Male 313
if he can`t procreate kids, who else will star in films of this sort?
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Male 16
what were he trying to do??
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Male 4,004
There`s no double-dash in replaypriceless.
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Male 251
heh. firecrotch
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Male 5,190
I hope he`s ok....

..Ya know..so he will do it again.

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Male 686
Thank you 81elky you are a genius :L
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Male 814
why not just sit on a grenade?
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Male 690
camera huy is too loud and annoying
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Male 20
and that is why some animals eat their young
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Male 610
there`s no dash in procreate
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Male 1,540
[Insert sexual joke about rockets here]
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Male 187
An Example Of Unbeneficial Natural Selection in humans.
This mutation causes a severley damaged brained that requires medical attention
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Male 1,523
What an idiot...
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Female 69
When did that ever seem like a good idea?
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Male 1,072
Wednesday, June 24, 2009 10:46:43 AM
LOL!

So... what did they think was going to happen? I realize there was no actual thinking involved, but I wish they also would`ve filmed the conversation leading up to this.

it would have gone errrrrrr ahhhhhhhhh rocket oooooo

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Male 949
Nothing carries out natural selection as spectacularly as fireworks, am I right?
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Male 1,357
survival of the errrrr..... cleverest?
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Male 722
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Female 112
The gene pool filter at work..
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Male 1,086
Human stupidity, *smiles*
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Female 9,402
Muhahahahahahaha, well played.
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Male 15,510
Making their parents so proud!
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Male 1,918
just kept grinding till it exploded
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Female 330
That was beautiful!

I`m seriously dying of laughter.

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Female 4,028
He just got raped by a firecracker!

Seriously though, what in Sam`s Hell is going through the minds of these people? "Hey, you know what would be funny? Let`s shoot a rocket into my nads!"
"Yeah!"

:-|

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Male 2,344
That was beautiful. I shed a tear.
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Female 15,763
That could NOT have gone better...

You know, for the viewer. Could have gone a hell of a lot better for him.

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Male 4,594
That was pure poetry. That rocket sticking the launch to his balls and then the perfectly timed explosion made for beautiful, dramatic effect.

Priceless.

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Male 339
"Anyone else notice how it drilled into his pants?"

That`s what she said.

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Male 2,229
LOL

I with octwilite on this one, it would`ve so interesting to know what lead to this idiocy

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Female 212
If I stunt takes balls to do, chances are you may not have them when it`s over. Idiots like that make me glad I have a brain.
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Male 17,512
Balls, He no longer has them.
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Female 188
LOL!

So... what did they think was going to happen? I realize there was no actual thinking involved, but I wish they also would`ve filmed the conversation leading up to this.

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Male 606
Anyone else notice how it drilled into his pants?
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Male 976
Kribbe gets the comment of the day award.
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Male 416
That`s the funniest thing I`ve seen in a long time.
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Male 12,138
[quote]lol, this gives a whole new meaning to nutcracker[/quote]

kribbe wins this thread

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Male 101
hahahahhahaha lmaO!!!!!!
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Male 40
*golf clap* nice
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Male 1,505
LMFAO
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Male 73
This may be a stupid thing to do, but I still lol`d.
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Male 864
Proof of God; "You`re gonna do what? Fine, it`ll get stuck then."
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Female 965
What a f*cking jackass. Even the most idiotic people I know are aware that this is a VERY DANGEROUS AND STUPID THING TO DO.
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Male 2,005
lol, this gives a whole new meaning to nutcracker
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Male 15,832
That went about as well as could be expected.
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Male 3,314
What makes people think of stuff like this? Then, what makes them think it would actually be a good idea?
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Male 459
Link: Firework Rocket Nutshot [Video] [Rate Link] - Good news, he`ll never be able to pro-create. [Stick with the short clip for the slo-mo replay--priceless.]
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