Coolest Cop Ever!

Submitted by: The_Maddog 8 years ago in Funny

What happens when the cops don"t whip out the tazer when they pull over a batpoo crazy motorist?
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Female 404
lolz
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Male 21
That was incredible. Particularly the nonchalant `bye` at the end.
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Male 1,193
he must see a therapist or be medicated because that was too relaxed
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Male 5,189
Oh and I would LOVE to see that on family. I can see that dude playing the cop too. :D
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Male 5,189
Lol that cop has some good restraint. Good to see a good one. Though I bet $1,000,000,000 he was baked. >.> No one take that last part serious.
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Male 276
Bye!

Also Seth Macfarlane is a talentless goit and Family Guy is a pile of trash so stop referencing it already.

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Male 2,172
I just know Seth MacFarlane will use this to punch some fun at the cops... and that cop is going to be played by...

"Oh, hey. Y`all best be careful or I`m gonna have to give you a ticket."

"Oops, you forgot some more right there."

"Bye y`all!"

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Male 617
hahaha!!!

"theres some more right there...bye"

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Male 3,915
cops aren`t like that around here.....hellz naw they aint....if i were to reach for their sh*t like that and bring that kind of attitude...they would tear me out of the car and slam me on the pavement....
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Female 245
did he say, "get some clothes for my dog"?

I believe it was "get some kibble(s) for my dog"

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Female 1,199
Hahaha oh my goodness.

To be honest in all of my confrontations with cops they have been really nice. The only time I remember being pulled over was when my Dad forgot to put on his headlights in the fog, and he only gave us a warning since it was just a mistake. My Dad was a totall A-hole about it though afterwards, and I actually argued with my him about it. >.>; It was dangerous to not have headlights on in the thick fog, and the cop was nice enough not to ticket us or anything.

I dunno, it might just be that I live in Oregon and cops are nicer here. :p

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Male 6
did he say, "get some clothes for my dog"?

i`m so confused.

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Male 418
SarahofBorg, what the hell is wrong with you?!

I would have to say this line pissed me off the most: "But the system promotes corruption and a there`s a whole lot of it."

Are you honestly that drating stupid? I did not think you could get any more retarded. You must have ate some paint chips in between your break of being a drating idiot. I hope one day a cop proves you right and yanks you out of your car and beats you so much you get brain damage, which at this point would actually make you smarter.

I almost feel offended by that line, as my dad has worked in a police station almost all of his working life and he has never ever abused/had someone abuse there power in either of the county departments that he worked at.

"I`d bet real money that the guy in this video wasn`t even speeding."

Oh well thank god you have a link to the video where it shows that he wasn`t speeding. Thank god you had that unsurpassable amount of evidence to support your cause.

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Male 107
Are there seriously drivers like that?
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Female 4,028
People are f-cking idiots. Seriously, dude, chill the f-ck out. I`ve seen this many times.
He`s lucky he didn`t get some sort of charge for disorderly conduct or something.

I think the way the cop reacted was great though. Him being so calm (especially the way he said, "There`s more right there") probably ticked the douche off more than if the cop had yelled.

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Female 3,562
Romboy: Oh I`m serious. And I know that most of the time cops don`t give me poo. I`ve been pulled over maybe 4 times now and I`ve never even gotten a ticket in my life. But at least one of those times the cop acted like a complete bully for no reason. It certainly doesn`t happen every time, and it`s not every cop.
But the system promotes corruption and a there`s a whole lot of it. Most cops are complete @ssholes. I`d bet real money that the guy in this video wasn`t even speeding. I`ve certainly been pulled over for speeding when I wasn`t. They do it constantly.
The reason I`ve gotten out of tickets is because I know I have to act scared and helpless. That`s what cops want, and it works every time. And the truth is, you SHOULD be scared because you ARE helpless. There is no justice when it comes to cops.
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Female 1,063
LOL I wish we had nice cops like that out here ... }:-(
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Male 29
Mainers have cool cops. =)
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Female 112
hehe, I`ve seen this a bunch and it never seems to get old :D hahaha.
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Male 759
I think the cops smoked a bifter to be that laid back
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Female 241
haha.
wouldn`t think he was so cool if it were you.

but yeah he was cool.

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Male 302
To anyone who is saying this was staged, do you have a source?

I`ve seen this for years and never heard that and would like to know.

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Male 1,629
that cop is a god. "theres some more right there..."
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Male 150
The first cop I`ve seen in awhile that I like. If the guy would`ve been cool he probably wouldn`t have gotten that high of a ticket.
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Female 470
cool as a cucumber
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Male 315
That`s how we get the job done up here in Maine!
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Male 1,718
MMmm i would be crapping myself if i was a passenger.
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Male 845
"This is an old one. Saw it on TV a long time back"


i had my suspicions it was old from the date in the corner, but your comment confirmed it for me. thanks

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Male 295
This is an old one. Saw it on TV a long time back.
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Female 961
lol man that is hilarious. hail to stoic demeanor
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Male 1,232
I saw this on... What`s the show called? I forgot. But I already saw it on TV, good stuff.
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Male 1,361
That guy is a total legend, 17 years since that video was shot tho...
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Female 188
I remember when this was on one of those `crazy videos` shows on tv.
Loved it then and love it now- especially after the motorist starts screaming like a woman!
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Female 187
okay well i DID have respect for him, until i saw some previous posts.......looks like he might be one of the few who abuses his power?
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Male 4,807
I think I was about 6 years old when this came out. Still funny though.
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Male 44
lmao that was the best thing i`ve seen all week
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Female 187
MAJOR props to him for keeping his cool, I would have smacked the poo out of that driver. As romboy said, the majority of cops are only doing their job, very few of them abuse their power. This is one of the good ones, and I have nothing but respect for him.
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Male 360
"Theres more right there."

Haha the cop was just messing with him then.

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Male 4
Cop of the year!
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Male 221
SarahofBorg: Successful troll, congratulations!

But on the off chance you are serious. That is not the case. I ran a red light right in front of a cop in Brockton, MA (A typical relatively poor urban area, no skyscrapers or anything; the city where Rocky came from), he was waiting for his light to turn green, and I just go cruisin` by as my light turned red a second before. He stopped me, ran my stuff, and asked why I ran the red light right in front of him. I apologized and told him that I thought I made the yellow, he told me that I didn`t and let me off with a verbal warning. And this is a city, much like the ones where all the dick cop videos come from.

In my experience with the police, about 2-10% of them are the dicks, and the rest are your average cops who are just trying to do their thing. Unfortunately, it`s that 2-10% that get all over the internet.

But if this was staged, then he is a dick and should have been fired, gotta keep the dicks off the road.

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Male 20
I`d be interested now to hear what all the anus-holes that gave their support to the cop who tazered the 70yr old woman have got to say.
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Female 1,436
Everything in that video made me lol

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Female 56
"I got picked up for speeding before, you pay the fine and hope your insurance don`t go up"

Dude, talk about needing to plead the fifth. Honestly how stupid do you have to be to self incriminate yourself? LOL

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Male 3,425
I was too busy laughing at the guys voice.
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Male 2,552
Hee hee hee. I like to think that this wasn`t set up. Much more fun that way.
Sheesh. If I`d`ve kept my cool through half of that I`d be laughing so hard inside it would`ve hurt bad... The speeder`s tone of voice is hilarious beside the cops calm, slightly sleepy dark voice. Hee hee hee, again...
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Female 1,395
=P i love the contrast. The guy sort of hit him at the beginning though. This clip is really old; im not sure they even had tasers back then! I dont believe it`s staged either.
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Male 801
Omg, I actually lol`d at his reaction to the $137 dollar fine!
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Male 137

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JrmyCrss
Male, 18-29, Southern US
8 Posts Saturday, June 20, 2009 10:26:37 PM
Before everbody starts applauding the cop, here is alittle back story. The officer had recieved several complaints about being a prick on traffic stops. This is completely set up, the offender is a member of his family. Instructor at the academy was either his supervisor or worked at that dept. He knew the story, but very specific details have left me. I`ve seen the video several times, but after hearing the "TRUE" back story, cant help but look at it differently.

You are correct. This was a set up to make the cop look good.

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Male 3,369
tchaiky
Female, 18-29, Australia
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[ Delete Post ] Sunday, June 21, 2009 5:09:29 AM
mehh.. he knew he was being filmed so he was acting all calm.. I think he would act differently if there wasn`t a camera
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Most people are being filmed a considerable amount of time, they just arnt aware of it!

Considering we see plenty of vid`s from police stations and dash cams where the cops arnt acting like this, your statement is not a wise or correct assumption!

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Male 4,393
bye X)
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Female 227
mehh.. he knew he was being filmed so he was acting all calm.. I think he would act differently if there wasn`t a camera.
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Male 185
Lol the guy in the car reminded me of george from seinfeld.
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Female 1,427
"That cop is my hero"

Same here!! Man, if all cops acted like that I`d have more respect for the police.

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Male 606
I`d seen this, but I only about the last half of it. Best cop ever.
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Male 136
If you can afford to drive a large car you can afford a speeding ticket.
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Male 56
That cop is my hero
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Female 444
That is how they should act. Good cop!
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Male 621
Lmao, the bloke deserved more than that for what he was saying. I think that cop was slightly sadistic as well ahah. Which I would be too :P
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Male 1,265
A cop acting like a cop should act?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Male 145
Good cop, he kept a cool head.
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Male 1,623
What a competent police officer.
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Male 923
Prett cool. As for the why fight it in court when the judge won`t give you a chance, there are several things you can do to have the ticket thrown out. At least here in Canada. Like if the cop doesn`t show up, it`s thrown out, or if it`s dated wrong, things like that.
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Male 213
lol that was funny. honestly not all cops are bad i got pulled over for speeding a few weeks ago and the cop was cool about it. another time my father was pulled over for having a blue light on the back of his truck and the cop let him off with just a warning.
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Female 1,412
i liked this cop. he reminded me of the cops here in canada, just a real guy doing his job.(sorry but some american cops are a little over the top) he wasnt co cky, he was patient and didnt pay attention to the guys wailing.

this is in thee 90`s. no tazers, and 137 dollars is a lot of money almost 20 years ago. 137 american is quite a lot then, he must have been badly speeding. hes probably more pissed at himself for speeding and getting caught, then at the cop, really. cop knows this, lets him have his temper tantrum. i myself would have given this guy poo, but i think the cop is just so damn tired of it and hes older so he doesnt just feed the fire.

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Male 17,511
Ooops.. 100

one too many zeroes

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Male 17,511
Dang, This vid got over 1000 comments ?
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Male 413
`Sarah of Borg:If I could I`d shoot the cop in his ass and make him watch as I rape his children.`

I think you`ve been banging your head to hard against the cell walls again. You are singularly the biggest twat I`ve ever encountered on IAB, and there has been some stiff competition

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Male 6
"And just what the hell is going to court going to do? The judge WILL side with the cop, unless you can actually prove that you weren`t speeding, which is about as easy as proving God doesn`t exist."


Please, prove that God does exist, if its so easy.

Heres an idea, don`t break the drating law, I know thats a radical thought. There were multiple instances in this short version of the video where the officer was within his rights to arrest this asshat of a moron. People like you SarahofBorg are a fantastic promotion for pro choice.

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Male 420
i loved the `bye` at the end. What a classy cop
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Male 50
SarahofBorg, I have to agree with iPirate. You are a complete idiot. Now, there may be some corrupt cops, but this cop was a cool cop in the video. If the guy did not blow up about the situation, then it would have gone smoothly and he wouldn`t have had to get out of his vehicle and pick up the papers. The guys did litter and could have gotten a ticket for it. I`ve had my fair share of tickets and unjustified searches of my vehicles for drugs of which I consented on because I do not do any of such. I`ve been calm, polite, and respectful to the authority and they have either let me go or written my ticket for less than what it was supposed to be.
Cops don`t lie about speeding, so don`t bitch back to them.
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Male 678
video dated 1992

no Tasers

just baseball bats

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Male 168
I`ve been pulled over several times over the past ten years for speeding but I`ve never gotten a speeding ticket. What`s my secret? I`m polite and apologetic to the officer.

There`s some truth to the old saying "you`ll catch more flies with honey than vinegar."

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Female 2,289
How the hell could this video bring on a debate?

It was funny. It was rare. What the f*ck.

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Male 418
SarahofBorg, i have been browsing this site since 2004, and i would have to say you are very very easily the most idiotic person i have ever seen post on this site. Your amount of idiocy is nothing short of incredible. How you even manage to turn on your computer is absolutely beyond me. Unless you had your caretaker who gives you gold stars and gives you high 5`s turned it on for you. That is the only logical explanation that i can fathom.

Please just shut the drat up while your still "ahead"

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Female 15,763
"All most officers really want is to bully people, they get off on it. That`s why they`re officers."

Your few personal stories and limited experience in your one town are fantastic evidence, do you know that?

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Male 4,546
In fact. It`s what you`re doing right now.

"All cops are corrupt"
*Video of cop doing NOTHING wrong*

Invented fact: That guy was innocent.
Invented fact: Yup, that guy wasn`t speeding.
Invented fact: Yup, that cop was abusing his power.
Invented fact: Yup, that cop just wanted to bully someone.

Conclusion: "Just another example of how cops are corrupt"

One more for the imaginary pile of evidence you have.

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Male 4,546
Goddamnit SarahofBorg, your sheepish accusations make me lose all hope for humanity.

Seriously? In an average town the richest people are cops? Bullpoo. Utter Bullpoo.

What`s fantastic is that if I mention a trillion towns, you`ll just tell me that`s not an average town.

I`d also like to see where you got a list of the town`s richest people.

My guess:
"I think cops are rich cos they`re corrupt"
"I will imagine a list of rich people, yup, all the people in my imaginary list are cops"
"That proves it! All my preconceptions are justified!"

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Female 62
Bahaha. "There`s more right there"

Love it

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Male 315
It is nice to a positive cop story. Unfortunately its not the overwhelmingly massive number of times that cops do their jobs well and correctly that gets on IAB, its the few douche bags that ruin it for everyone else that get on here. Admittedly they are much more entertaining. Oh well.
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Female 3,562
Sorry Big Wa but my neighborhood is actually very affluent, and I`m a young white girl. And it`s completely true. I actually knew the cop was behind me so I wasn`t speeding. And, in fact, the street was the very one I live on, so I know it like the back of my hand.
And it`s hardly my only experience. And I`m hardly the only one who goes through this. I even know a girl who was molested by a cop who wasn`t even on duty at the time and she didn`t know he was a cop, but he claims he was doing official police work. That case is still in court.
I do believe there are such a thing as good, heroic cops, but they`re an anomaly. The entire system PROMOTES corruption and has very little checks to keep the power in balance. Just look at any list of any average town`s richest citizens. They`re ALWAYS cops.
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Male 137
this is why cops taser 72 year old women.
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Female 3,562
Goddammit, AIB. Your sheepish glorifying of this cop is making me lose all hope for humanity.
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Male 1,162
>>Cop: I pulled you over because you have a tail light broken.
Me: Really? It`s broken?
Cop: ARE YOU QUESTIONING AN OFFICER??!? <<

Sounds like a lovely story. If true, then you live in a bad neighborhood or had a terrible experience. You are overblowing every police situation because you had one negative experience.

Now take off your clothes and dance around like a monkey. Im an officer...

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Female 1,004
"he was like f*uck u
and the cop was like i dont give a f*ck"
and then I was like `Hahah!`
and she was like `Aw hell no!`
and everyone else was like `whatevs`
Ah, good times.
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Male 914
dude is going to go f*cking postal soon =(

that cop was cool as ice

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Male 2,004
he was like f*uck u
and the cop was like i dont give a f*ck
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Female 3,562
Let me put it this way. If the cop said "dance around like a monkey and take your clothes off or I`ll arrest you" he`d completely get away with it. Even with video evidence. And essentially, by threatening the guy to make him pick up trash, this is exactly what he did.
Honestly, I would rather get arrested than be forced to humiliate myself like this poor man. The only thing this poor man should be ashamed of is not having any pride.
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Male 549
seriously cops win 100% of court trials. don`t even bother, just pay the 80 bucks to the ticket clinic and get over it. no two ways about it. i just got yoked for 320 bucks for something i didn`t even do :(
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Female 3,562
"And just what the hell is yelling at the cop going to do? If I came to where you worked, and yelled at you belligerently , would you bend over backwards to help me? No."

I would just to get you to STFU. I know yelling doesn`t help, but it`s not like ANYTHING would have helped. The guy was a helpless victim, as most "criminals" who are pulled over for "speeding" are. He`s obviously frustrated.
Hell, I`ve been pulled over for having a "tail light" broken. Conversation went basically like this:
Cop: I pulled you over because you have a tail light broken.
Me: Really? It`s broken?
Cop: ARE YOU QUESTIONING AN OFFICER??!?

He didn`t give me a ticket because he knew I could just take a goddamn photo of my tail light and easily fight him. I was lucky, but I only got away because I acted like a coward. All most officers really want is to bully people, they get off on it. That`s why they`re officers.

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Male 2,788
"There`s more right there."


Priceless.

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Male 1,162
>>And just what the hell is going to court going to do? <<

And just what the hell is yelling at the cop going to do? If I came to where you worked, and yelled at you belligerently , would you bend over backwards to help me? No.

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Female 3,562
"Unless, of course, he was actually speeding."

And how would you know that? Did you read his spedometer as he was driving? Did you use an untrusty radar gun?

Anyone whose been unjustly pulled over should be able to identify. There is NOTHING you can do. The best you can hope for is if you stay quiet and calm and show up to court that the cop won`t show up, which they often don`t. But if he does, you lose. Every time. You might as well just flip a coin, you`d get the same amount of justice.

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Male 245
"unless you can actually prove that you weren`t speeding"
Unless, of course, he was actually speeding.
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Female 3,562
"To the people who think the cop is a jackass: when presented with a ticket, take the ticket. He`s not gonna recind it because you shout at him. If you disagree, take it to court."

And just what the hell is going to court going to do? The judge WILL side with the cop, unless you can actually prove that you weren`t speeding, which is about as easy as proving God doesn`t exist. Plus, you`ll lose money because you`re taking time off work, AND you`ll still have to pay the ticket.
There is no justice. The cop is calm because his dick is getting hard knowing that he has the absolute power to make this man his bitch.

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Male 32
Before everbody starts applauding the cop, here is alittle back story. The officer had recieved several complaints about being a prick on traffic stops. This is completely set up, the offender is a member of his family. Instructor at the academy was either his supervisor or worked at that dept. He knew the story, but very specific details have left me. I`ve seen the video several times, but after hearing the "TRUE" back story, cant help but look at it differently.
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Male 4,239
xXxNatexXx what did i say?

To all the IMB moderators. I must say I am very pleased with how often the site gets updated compared to just a year ago. I guess it`s hard to sift through thousands of submissions everyday. Just to weed out all the porn.

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Female 3,562
What the hell is wrong with you? How can you not feel sorry for this guy? He explains very clearly how he`s a complete victim and I couldn`t agree more. He can`t afford to take a day off to fight the ticket, and he can`t afford the ticket. Either way the cop is screwing him for absolutely nothing. And you know damn well that if he did go to court he`d lose because nobody sympathizes with some one as upset as him.
But you don`t know what his life is like. He mentions his ex-wife taking all his money. I`d go insane too if on top of that I have to throw away $130 for doing absolutely nothing wrong. If I could I`d shoot the cop in his ass and make him watch as I rape his children.
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Male 679
This video was shot in 1992... and was on the internet by 2000. I remember :/
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Male 135
not to be a major suck-ayass... but...dm... you had it comin man, you don`t bite tha` damn hand that feeds ya..
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Male 221
"you missed some right there"

"have a good day sir"

two favorite lines..

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Male 12,138
vv Opie speaks the truth there. You guys have no idea what heinous images (not being patronising, you`ve seen it before, just not here) of absolute filth get posted to these boards and banned within seconds.
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Male 1,452
from what i seen if someone posts a link the mods HAVE TO click it to see if its against the rules, i wonder how many times the mods have been goatsied
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Female 15,763
"Huh? IAB Mods? I don`t know what you`re on about; the only people mods ever seem to ban around here are first-posters and spammers. And they`re usually pretty mild-mannered."

No no no, the thing it, we just get to it before you see it.

The things I`ve seen on here would make a grown man cry. Or throw up. Or sh*t himself. Or all three!

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Female 15,763
Vorp, I like you.
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Male 242
Wow, the back and forth below was more entertaining than the video!
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Male 12,138
[quote]especially since IAB is growing rapidly[/quote]

Don`t mean to give away the secret, but we`re skyrocketing at present. Condors don`t have sh*t on the way the IAB numbers are soaring. Seriously. No funny joke.

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Male 1,129
Bye... poo if that was in LA that mofo would be drating shot
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Male 1,452
why is 137 something to cry about, i mean i would like to have 137 but still a 137 fine doesnt warrant that outrage. btw i have never seen this post before, some times reposts can be good for new members of the site, especially since IAB is growing rapidly
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Female 88
Oh, my god. I JUST saw this on Smoking Gun-World`s Dumbest Criminals! That is so creepy. I saw it not more than 6 hours ago. Wow.
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Male 12,138
dm2754, you got me wrong. Tell us about reposts and we`ll try to fix `em. If it`s a week old, it`s embarrassing. Commenting "Repost" is also welcome, it makes us check ourselves - None of that kind of comment is ever going to be deleted or banned. Most of the "REPOST" comments are valid and justified.

Also, I promise to make a special note to watch out for your incoming submissions in future.

Alright, time to stop making a spectacle of ourselves with this Male PMS. Call it a truce, and let the on-topic comments flow.

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Male 2,440
If this video is real, it`s the funniest speeding ticket ever.

"It`s $137.50."

"You`re F*%@ING CRAZY!!!"

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Male 9,305
"proof of male PMS?"

I`m living proof of male PMS, we`re just lucky I don`t let it overflow into my moddy duties. XD

But damn, you cop haters wanna talk now? See how nice he was? NOT -ALL- COPS are bad. Just the ones that have been seeded with corruption. There`s a lot of nice police officers out there. :)

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Male 4,239
last_ninja: suck it no one is talking to you
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Male 4,239
davymid okay I never say repost agin you have my word on that
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Male 374
O_O wow. kudos to that cop for being coo` thru that......
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Male 12,138
Alright dm2754, can I please extend an offer of a hand of friendship? Maybe we got off on the wrong foot. I didn`t mean to be mean (see what I did there?) but please try to understand the frustration of people crying "REPOST!". I know there`s a baying pack of hounds outside the walls demanding relief from boredom, and I`m not complaining about the thankless task (I volunteer, like the others), but please.

Crying "REPOST BTW!" breaks the spirit. We`re trying to help, I promise.

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Male 610
dm2754 quit being such a whiny butch bitch and leave if you`re so pissed off. we don`t want to hear you complain
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Male 4,239
>>If your submission is less than lame, then it will be posted.<<

I see that`s the problem I keep trying to post interesting stuff. so I need to submit only lame or lower quality.

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Male 4,239
davymid
Like I said I submit all the time. And I know other people submit all the time also. That`s why we bitch about reposts. Earlier we had a repost with in 24 hours. Last week something was posted by fancy the first poster mentioned it was a repost and it was immediately removed.
Now it`s been said before how you guys don`t get paid in your are doing this out of kindness of your heart. Many of us here do similar things in our everyday life but we do it to the best of our abilities. Without starting flame wars with everyone who is a little unhappy with our job.
In a final note. He said you do not try to be humorous. That leaves the one alternative you are trying to be mean.
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Male 336
"I promise I have not a single thing "up my ass" today"

two things?

lol jk

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Female 103
proof of male PMS?
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Male 12,138
[quote]davymid: seriously what`s up your ass today?[/quote]

I give up. dm2754, I don`t act, and I don`t try to be humorous. I`m just me.

If you`re going to complain about reposts as you did, contribute to the site with some new material before you bitch. If your submission is less than lame, then it will be posted.

I promise I have not a single thing "up my ass" today.

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Male 130
"Hey jackass" is out of line but "whining like a little bitch" isn`t. Someones showing off his epenis
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Male 15,510
Oh brother
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Male 15,510
They couldnt use tasers back in 1992?
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Male 4,239
davymid: let me get this straight you call me a little bitch and then you`re offended because I call you a jackass. Do you not see the cause and effect here?
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Male 4,239
davymid: no need to tell your acting to everyone for no reason. Perhaps you`re trying to be humorous? If so you`re not coming off that way you`re just coming off a mean he.
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Female 155
that`s always the best way to calm down someone who`s over-angry-- just stay completely calm and make them feel like a dick. let them lose their temper and just stand there and take it.
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Male 12,138
Alrighty, dm2754. No need for the "Hey jackass" quip.
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Male 4,239
davymid: seriously what`s up your ass today?
All the other moderators tend to be very polite with their posts. Maybe you should take some lessons from opiebreath
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Female 215
Seen this way back when. I just love the amused, slightly condescending tone in the cop`s voice. The guy that got pulled over is a freaking psycho.
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Male 4,239
davymid: hey jackass I have submitted hundreds of links over the years. None have been approved.

Also I have this wonderful computer that types whatever I say. Unfortunately this voice recognized isn`t perfect.

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Male 12,138
[quote]Huh? IAB Mods? I don`t know what you`re on about; the only people mods ever seem to ban around here are first-posters and spammers. [/quote]

Yup, exactly. What`s your point, caller?

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Male 3,014
"Links by dm2754
(dm2754 has not added any links)"

Does that include all attempted submissions, or just the ones that make it onto the list?

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Male 3,014
"All IAB Mods should watch this vid as a tutorial on how to Mod. Taser = Banhammer.

Troll was pwned, and let loose. I like that approach."

Huh? IAB Mods? I don`t know what you`re on about; the only people mods ever seem to ban around here are first-posters and spammers. And they`re usually pretty mild-mannered.

Now the mods over at Newgrounds...

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Male 12,138
[quote] the officer was completely on sympathetic to the man situation.[/quote]

Aw, boo hoo, his dog died? Let`s take a minute`s silence to lament the departed dog. Great excuse to espouse traffic regulations, which are designed to keep people alive.

p.s. It`s unsympathetic, not on sympathetic. It`s not hard.

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p.p.s. then I found this: you said "And it`s a repost"

I clicked on your username and found this:

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dm2754, How bout you contribute to the community before you start whining like a little bitch?

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Male 4,239
This video is actually used in a police training film. Oddly enough it`s used to illustrate how situations can be handled better. In the training film it depicts the officer is doing a poor job. the officer was completely on sympathetic to the man situation. What the video doesn`t show is that the man`s dog had just died.

I`m sure you all thinking the same as me. Who cares about that Jackass and his dog. the cop did a really good job.

And it`s a repost

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Male 15,832
According to the clock on the camera, this is almost 17 years old, which is about when I saw it on AFV or some show like it. I think the cop knew he could tweak the guy by being extra calm and reasonable, and it worked. The guy was asking for a wood shampoo, but the cop just kept on being Mr. Rogers just to drive him nuts. :-D
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Male 40
ahahahahha, that made my night so much better
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Male 12,138
All IAB Mods should watch this vid as a tutorial on how to Mod. Taser = Banhammer.

Troll was pwned, and let loose. I like that approach.

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Male 404
lmao, im right there with you jedi. this is what happens when pacifists become cops
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Female 15,763
Why aren`t there more videos of cops like this?
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Female 528
To the people who think the cop is a jackass: when presented with a ticket, take the ticket. He`s not gonna recind it because you shout at him. If you disagree, take it to court. The cop acted appropriately. He wasn`t intimidated and stood his ground without using unnecessary force
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Male 75
"There`s somore right there."
That made me LOL
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Male 1,788
I`d rather have what the cop was smoking than what the driver was smoking. Ya dig?
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Female 164
That guy is clearly mentally unbalanced. Should the cop have allowed him to drive off in that condition?
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Female 1,095
I remember watching this on spike.
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Male 119
lol blaqk, thats funny, and a complete lie. That officer was NOT fired. I`ve seen him interviewed for those policey type shows. like smoking gun. and words wildest. so next time you come her, try to to spread so much bs
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Male 3
Im pretty sure I could find it, but last sesmester my criminal justice teacher gave a bunch of different reports to do and another group got this one. My criminal justice teacher then went into a big explanation about this that lasted the rest of class.
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Male 4,239
thats is so old
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Female 2
Blaqkheart- Interesting, got the link?
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Male 28
@ blaqkheart

If I "researched" every video I watched on IAB I would be, unemployed.

Feel free to back that up as a quick shmoogle search turned out to be a waste of my time.

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Male 28
Not seen it, was awesome. Now he`s gone back to the police car to finish his bong.
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Male 600
Cop = win.

Motorist = WTF???

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Male 3
Wow, im surprised by the lack of research people do. This cop is a total jackass, and he was FIRED because of what he did. If you look closely the video is edited. The cop harrased the drat out of this guy and that is why the guy is acting like that. The cop was trying to change peoples perceptions about cops and how they act. The cop abused this guy, and this guy had a good reason to yell at the cop. Jackasses.
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Male 1,523
I saw this on the smoking gun presents worlds dumbest criminals.
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Female 344
i wish all cops were like that but today they seem to busy to care about what you say and need
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Female 320
*Says the guy in the same age bracket*
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Male 119
"2) mornaf, if you dont know how to meme, then go back to 4chan /b/tard"

Kev...he was clearly mocking the meme. Don`t be so quick to jump to conclusions next time.

Kids these days...so judgemental...

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Male 3,255
Wow, this video? Seriously? lol, this poo was old back in web 1.0
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Male 1,837
1)this is the one vid that makes me actually consider hating cops

2) mornaf, if you dont know how to meme, then go back to 4chan /b/tard

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Male 423
two best qualities in police officers
1 patience-doesnt matter what you apply this to it always works out.
2 comprehension-thank god he understood this guy was pissed off BUT NOT trying to kill him and instead of pulling out his tazer and doing what we see all to often on the internet this guy decided to have a bit of a laugh at it instead.

i wish there were more cops like him.

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Male 820
1) that cop, just kicks ass
2) I wish there were more cops like him
3) I want what that guy is on
4) loved the "bye" and walking back to the car
5) ???
6) PROFIT!
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Male 4
any word on if the driver is don vito?
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Male 189
Yeah any normal cop would have pulled the person out, beat them up, and sprinkled crack on their nose.
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Male 897
Seen this before. That cop has more patience than I do, I think. If more police officers were this cool headed they wouldn`t get such a bad rap.
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Male 182
I`ve seen this approximately 3434976348603 times, and it still kills me everytime.
This cop is amazing =p
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Male 17,511
This is older than the internet.
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Male 68
Okay, THIS is a cop I can respect, and I almost never say that. He remained in complete control, wasn`t distracted, focused, got the ticket in, did his job in the face of an idiot, and let the guy dig his own grave.

This was hilarious. Staying that calm though, got respect for that, that is skill.

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Female 152
*Laughs.* This cop is amazing. I love how he stays so calm during this motorist`s freak out.
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Male 788
hahaha seen it a few times on spike. pretty cool
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Male 3,369
Link: Coolest Cop Ever! [Rate Link] - What happens when the cops don`t whip out the tazer when they pull over a batpoo crazy motorist?
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