Comfort Wipe

Submitted by: TrixieBlue 7 years ago Weird

I warsh myself with a rag on a stick! You"ll want a shower after watching this infomercial!
There are 63 comments:
Male 210
XD hahahah, ok where to begin.
1) at 0:30 the lady says" Think about it, toiletpaper is archaïc and disgusting", sure but notice how u still need it to wipe your behind even with the "comfort wipe"
2)at the end of the commercial, they say it better then i ever could: "Get A Grip!!"
3) with all the respect for all females out there, i wouldn`t be surprised to hear that the comfort wipe had been used for `other purposes` than wiping your behind, if you catch my drift
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Male 2
Have you seen the spoof? Just search "Comfortable Stick" on YouTube! :-D
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Male 59
Now i can finally reach!
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Female 131
Oh yes, it is so much more sanitary. (rolls eyes sarcastically)
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Male 579
make it about 9 feet longer, and then people may buy it to wipe their mother in law`s ass if they haven`t poisoned her already.
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Female 472
OK, I can see this being a good product for the elderly. That`s about the extent of this product. I can`t see the company making very much off of it.
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Female 323
I WANT THAT
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Male 283
As a big guy I can tell you that there are no advantages to being a big guy except that skinny people will invte you to lunch a lot because so they don`t feel guilty about how much they eat.
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Male 175
Ok, this didn`t make any sense to me until the "big guy" showed up in the commercial. This product is for people with such girth that they cannot get around their gigantic asses to reach their asscrack without a device to assist them.
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Male 8,302
Words Fail Me for once.
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Female 471

OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
639 Posts Sunday, June 14, 2009 11:23:50 PM
I`m probably the only one here who thought this through, but isn`t it curved in the wrong direction to be of any use?

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You noticed that, too? >.>

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Female 6
PAHAH. XD Why does that lady need help wiping her ass? that`s what i want to know.
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Male 15,832
I`m probably the only one here who thought this through, but isn`t it curved in the wrong direction to be of any use?
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Male 62
hmm well....i dont get how making a cringe and holding a shoulder whilst standing makes you loose your range of motion...but this is just..no
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Male 16
what are the advanatages of being fat?
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Female 443
LMAO guy!

Used!! hahahaha eeewwww

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Female 443
Yeah so I have something very similar to that, except it holds a pre-soaped flushable sponge and is for cleaning the toilet bowl. I can only imagine it was the inspiration and I hope no one was using the Clorox toilet wand to wipe their ass! eeeew.
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Male 142
Its on Amazon

http://www.amazon.com/Ideaworks-Long-Rea...

Plus, you can buy it used :)

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Male 650
Comfort Wipe: Cause you`re so fat you need an extra 18 inches to wipe yourself
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Female 472
What nobody seems to be pointing out is it extends your reach 18 inches. WHY DO YOU NEED TO EXTEND YOUR REACH? To wipe the guy`s ass two stalls down?
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Female 103
This is a good idea for old people. However the design it`s self is confusing.
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Male 592
i think ill stick to my bannanas tyvm .... that was something that put bad images in my head at 3 am... especially the fat guy
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Male 462
Wait, did that woman say she needs people to help her use toilet paper???????
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Female 1,427
All I gotta say is: Rule 34.
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Male 307
order now and well include the scrape attatchment. Works great for stubborn willnots, corn, gum, donair meat and more!
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Female 2,120
Why? Just...why?
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Male 254
WHAT. THE. FUDGEKNUCKLE.
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Male 7,378
I have seen very fat people with really short arms so there must be a market
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Male 2,076
SINCE THE 1880`s!!

Before that, people pooped in such a manner that they didn`t need ANY kind of toilet paper—EVER.

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Male 2,050
Oo Get a Grip? That woman still looked like she was having trouble getting out of the tub.
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Female 178
Um, I`m a semi big girl, and that thing would make me wipe my other hip or wrap around and wipe my girly bits, I dun think it`d reach my tush >.<
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Female 15,763
So... we made it more modernized by adding the world`s first human invention: the stick?

Um...

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Female 781
Lol, they bring in a fat guy, forcing the audience to picture him failing to clean between his fat butt.

I can see how this would be useful, though, for old people and such. Except for the fat guy, that was about as good a commercial for a product like that as possible.

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Female 491
I thought that was for cleaning the toilet. Then I realised it was for your bottom! o.0
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Male 3,915
that old lady had a weird accent...."dignity..." no! say it right!
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Male 2,748
that was, just stupid
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Male 506
Hahahaha. Oh god. I cracked up the old people grimacing. I`m going to hell. Who else is gonna be there? We should order the pizza for our hell party now; it`ll probably take a while to get there.
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Male 189
"Then how do we get it on the stick??"

It`s only dirty AFTER you use it. When you first put it on, it`s still clean.

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Male 2,172
If you`re too fat to clean yourself just use a towel and butt floss like everyone else.
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Male 2,547
wow....
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Male 2,172
So because I wipe my own arse I am dignified now?

"We like you, you wipe your behind all by yourself. Welcome abord!"

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Male 76
"We don`t need to touch another dirty toliet paper..."

Then how do we get it on the stick??

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Male 9,306
*headeskheaddeskheaddesk*

PLEASE...MAKE IT ALL STOP! GOD I HATE YOU HUMANITY!

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Male 353
this can`t be real
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Male 3,315
We`ve been crunching and folding toilet paper for too long. Now we need to fold it and put it on the end of a stick. Yea. That makes sense.
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Male 3,301
Or you could just have your kids do it.
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Female 362
"Or if you`re someone who just doesn`t want to touch dirty toilet paper."

Isn`t that the point of washing your hands afterwards?

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Male 147
XD It makes it so much more complicated!
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Male 66
The comfort wipe, for people with tiny arms!
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Male 845
"for those that can`t reach behind"
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Male 915
lololol
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Male 2,372
Sorry...but you gotta get your fingers right up there in the crack to finish the job out properly.

I looks like more work than just using your hand.

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Female 3,727
Who in the hell needs 18 extra inches to reach their @$$?

What the hell did I just watch? That was a joke right?

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Female 44
"maintain your dig-naaity"...you from laaandon mate?!

x

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Male 2,125
-headdesk- -headdesk- -headdesk-
Who the hell is afraid to wipe their own ass? What did the lady mean by "embarrassing to let someone else help you"? What the hell?
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Male 2,229
palm to forehead
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Male 4,680
...

Ar...are people REALLY this stupid?

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Female 107
Why can`t I imagine this working well?
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Female 11
AAAAHHH what the drat!? That was... disturbing.
I wonder if anyone actually bought this.
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Male 1,523
Who is afraid to touch toilet paper?
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Female 1,181
Wow! Now fat people can wipe their a$$, too!
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Male 3,578
just thing for someone like Madest who is 1,010lbs
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Female 1,063
Link: Comfort Wipe [Rate Link] - I warsh myself with a rag on a stick! You`ll want a shower after watching this infomercial!
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