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Date: 06/14/09 09:18 AM

63 Responses to Comfort Wipe

  1. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    Link: Comfort Wipe - I warsh myself with a rag on a stick! You`ll want a shower after watching this infomercial!
  2. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3351 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 9:25 am
    just thing for someone like Madest who is 1,010lbs
  3. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 9:25 am
    Wow! Now fat people can wipe their a$$, too!
  4. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 9:34 am
    Who is afraid to touch toilet paper?
  5. Profile photo of mechamech
    mechamech Female 18-29
    11 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 9:37 am
    AAAAHHH what the drat!? That was... disturbing.
    I wonder if anyone actually bought this.
  6. Profile photo of DinoAle
    DinoAle Female 18-29
    107 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 10:26 am
    Why can`t I imagine this working well?
  7. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 10:26 am
    ...

    Ar...are people REALLY this stupid?

  8. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 10:55 am
    palm to forehead
  9. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 11:03 am
    -headdesk- -headdesk- -headdesk-
    Who the hell is afraid to wipe their own ass? What did the lady mean by "embarrassing to let someone else help you"? What the hell?
  10. Profile photo of kategc
    kategc Female 18-29
    44 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 11:05 am
    "maintain your dig-naaity"...you from laaandon mate?!

    x

  11. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 11:09 am
    Who in the hell needs 18 extra inches to reach their @$$?

    What the hell did I just watch? That was a joke right?

  12. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 11:11 am
    Sorry...but you gotta get your fingers right up there in the crack to finish the job out properly.

    I looks like more work than just using your hand.

  13. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 11:18 am
    lololol
  14. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 11:26 am
    "for those that can`t reach behind"
  15. Profile photo of delphinkid
    delphinkid Male 13-17
    66 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 11:29 am
    The comfort wipe, for people with tiny arms!
  16. Profile photo of Silverfalcon
    Silverfalcon Male 13-17
    147 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 11:38 am
    XD It makes it so much more complicated!
  17. Profile photo of buttersisluv
    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    362 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 11:53 am
    "Or if you`re someone who just doesn`t want to touch dirty toilet paper."

    Isn`t that the point of washing your hands afterwards?

  18. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Or you could just have your kids do it.
  19. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    We`ve been crunching and folding toilet paper for too long. Now we need to fold it and put it on the end of a stick. Yea. That makes sense.
  20. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    353 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    this can`t be real
  21. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    *headeskheaddeskheaddesk*

    PLEASE...MAKE IT ALL STOP! GOD I HATE YOU HUMANITY!

  22. Profile photo of yblusky
    yblusky Male 30-39
    77 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    "We don`t need to touch another dirty toliet paper..."

    Then how do we get it on the stick??

  23. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    So because I wipe my own arse I am dignified now?

    "We like you, you wipe your behind all by yourself. Welcome abord!"

  24. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    wow....
  25. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    If you`re too fat to clean yourself just use a towel and butt floss like everyone else.
  26. Profile photo of RepostPolice
    RepostPolice Male 13-17
    189 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    "Then how do we get it on the stick??"

    It`s only dirty AFTER you use it. When you first put it on, it`s still clean.

  27. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    Hahahaha. Oh god. I cracked up the old people grimacing. I`m going to hell. Who else is gonna be there? We should order the pizza for our hell party now; it`ll probably take a while to get there.
  28. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    that was, just stupid
  29. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    that old lady had a weird accent...."dignity..." no! say it right!
  30. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    I thought that was for cleaning the toilet. Then I realised it was for your bottom! o.0
  31. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    Lol, they bring in a fat guy, forcing the audience to picture him failing to clean between his fat butt.

    I can see how this would be useful, though, for old people and such. Except for the fat guy, that was about as good a commercial for a product like that as possible.

  32. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    So... we made it more modernized by adding the world`s first human invention: the stick?

    Um...

  33. Profile photo of angelbrat
    angelbrat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    Um, I`m a semi big girl, and that thing would make me wipe my other hip or wrap around and wipe my girly bits, I dun think it`d reach my tush >.<
  34. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    Oo Get a Grip? That woman still looked like she was having trouble getting out of the tub.
  35. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    SINCE THE 1880`s!!

    Before that, people pooped in such a manner that they didn`t need ANY kind of toilet paper—EVER.

  36. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    I have seen very fat people with really short arms so there must be a market
  37. Profile photo of Fortitude
    Fortitude Male 30-39
    255 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    WHAT. THE. FUDGEKNUCKLE.
  38. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    Why? Just...why?
  39. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    order now and well include the scrape attatchment. Works great for stubborn willnots, corn, gum, donair meat and more!
  40. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    All I gotta say is: Rule 34.
  41. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    Wait, did that woman say she needs people to help her use toilet paper???????
  42. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    i think ill stick to my bannanas tyvm .... that was something that put bad images in my head at 3 am... especially the fat guy
  43. Profile photo of bikergirl
    bikergirl Female 18-29
    103 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    This is a good idea for old people. However the design it`s self is confusing.
  44. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    What nobody seems to be pointing out is it extends your reach 18 inches. WHY DO YOU NEED TO EXTEND YOUR REACH? To wipe the guy`s ass two stalls down?
  45. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    Comfort Wipe: Cause you`re so fat you need an extra 18 inches to wipe yourself
  46. Profile photo of Guy6870
    Guy6870 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    Its on Amazon

    http://www.amazon.com/Ideaworks-Long-Rea...

    Plus, you can buy it used :)

  47. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    Yeah so I have something very similar to that, except it holds a pre-soaped flushable sponge and is for cleaning the toilet bowl. I can only imagine it was the inspiration and I hope no one was using the Clorox toilet wand to wipe their ass! eeeew.
  48. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    LMAO guy!

    Used!! hahahaha eeewwww

  49. Profile photo of ding_a_ling
    ding_a_ling Male 13-17
    16 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    what are the advanatages of being fat?
  50. Profile photo of drummfreak
    drummfreak Male 13-17
    62 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    hmm well....i dont get how making a cringe and holding a shoulder whilst standing makes you loose your range of motion...but this is just..no
  51. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    I`m probably the only one here who thought this through, but isn`t it curved in the wrong direction to be of any use?
  52. Profile photo of Chewy1232
    Chewy1232 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    PAHAH. XD Why does that lady need help wiping her ass? that`s what i want to know.
  53. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 12:52 am

    OldOllie
    Male, 50-59, Midwest US
    639 Posts Sunday, June 14, 2009 11:23:50 PM
    I`m probably the only one here who thought this through, but isn`t it curved in the wrong direction to be of any use?

    _______________________________

    You noticed that, too? >.>

  54. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 3:32 am
    Words Fail Me for once.
  55. Profile photo of ADMFlapplap
    ADMFlapplap Male 18-29
    175 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:02 am
    Ok, this didn`t make any sense to me until the "big guy" showed up in the commercial. This product is for people with such girth that they cannot get around their gigantic asses to reach their asscrack without a device to assist them.
  56. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:04 am
    As a big guy I can tell you that there are no advantages to being a big guy except that skinny people will invte you to lunch a lot because so they don`t feel guilty about how much they eat.
  57. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:10 am
    I WANT THAT
  58. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 10:37 am
    OK, I can see this being a good product for the elderly. That`s about the extent of this product. I can`t see the company making very much off of it.
  59. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 11:02 am
    make it about 9 feet longer, and then people may buy it to wipe their mother in law`s ass if they haven`t poisoned her already.
  60. Profile photo of clemsonrox
    clemsonrox Female 13-17
    131 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    Oh yes, it is so much more sanitary. (rolls eyes sarcastically)
  61. Profile photo of BoobsAreNice
    BoobsAreNice Male 18-29
    59 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    Now i can finally reach!
  62. Profile photo of happytimeu
    happytimeu Male 30-39
    2 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Have you seen the spoof? Just search "Comfortable Stick" on YouTube! :-D
  63. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 5:36 am
    XD hahahah, ok where to begin.
    1) at 0:30 the lady says" Think about it, toiletpaper is archaïc and disgusting", sure but notice how u still need it to wipe your behind even with the "comfort wipe"
    2)at the end of the commercial, they say it better then i ever could: "Get A Grip!!"
    3) with all the respect for all females out there, i wouldn`t be surprised to hear that the comfort wipe had been used for `other purposes` than wiping your behind, if you catch my drift

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