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Date: 06/15/09 06:17 AM

56 Responses to Comfort Wipe Toilet Aid Commercial [Video]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:08 am
    Link: Comfort Wipe Toilet Aid Commercial - No, this isn`t spoof, this is a real hygienic product. Kiss your old-fashioned days of using toilet paper goodbye.
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    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:21 am
    theres a reason we have used toilets rolls for all these years.....cause it works!
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:26 am
    "it`s embarassing to have someone help you with your personal matters"
    Erm...like getting someone to either wipe after you`ve finished going to the toilet, or getting to check its all gone? I dont know anyone who needs to get anyone to do that.

    I`d get the Getagrip, but not the comfortwipe.

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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:32 am
    Repost!! less than 24 hours ago, too.
    6/14/2009 9:18:36 AM
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    SEpth Female 18-29
    47 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:37 am
    who needs and 18inch extension that`s anatomically designed it`s not like it`s supposed to go up your.....oh wait, maybe that`s why.
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    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:39 am
    I can`t stand these infomercials. They make the most trivial activities seem so difficult -- like opening a soda bottle, planting a garden, or wiping your ass.
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    Angel25 Female 18-29
    298 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:58 am
    well, for my grandmother who had a stroke and can only use one arm, this would be great for her
  8. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:08 am
    she says that toilet paper is disgusting and archaic yet this product still uses toilet paper... make up your damn minds people!
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    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:14 am
    being a big guy has its advantages... like diabetes!!!
  10. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:24 am
    Holy friggin` repost!
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:35 am
    Wait, you STILL have to fold the toilet paper...Useless much?
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    lambo54 Male 13-17
    61 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:36 am
    That looks awkward and uncomfortable.
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    grandmasterz Male 18-29
    292 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:47 am
    "Holy friggin` repost!" batman!

    i don`t even know if it`s a repost, i just wanted to add that.

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    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:48 am
    So wait... How exactly does this work? I can`t see how you would get this back there.
  15. Profile photo of R0flc0pterz
    R0flc0pterz Male 18-29
    37 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 7:55 am
    That "interviewed" woman needs shot in the face... Damn she`s annoying
  16. Profile photo of BlueOrchid
    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:01 am
    If you`re too fat to wipe your ass, you`re too fat
  17. Profile photo of cynicalli
    cynicalli Female 30-39
    163 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:02 am
    OMG that is the most hilarious commercial for the most useless product ever. Good one, Fancylad!
  18. Profile photo of spacetiger
    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:04 am
    I really do hate having to ask someone else to attend to my personal needs... that`s why I just do it myself. And if you are too big to reach around yourself then you should probably spend less time at the buffet.
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    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:06 am
    I still don`t fully understand how it works. There HAS to be a mandatory computer simulation demonstration if this is to be a proper infomercial. And where`s the money back Guarantee?
  20. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:15 am
    Why is this REPOST have a 3.7 rating and the same one from yesterday is 1.9 rating ???

    Must be the Monday morning brain fuzzys.

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:26 am
    I`d laugh at the retart that buys it.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:35 am
    did they not think to themselves why has nobody else tried to reinvent toilet paper? Because its a drating terrible idea!!!
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    Spanners17 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:42 am
    Who needs to reach round or extend 18 inches to get to there own arse? Seriously?
  24. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:45 am
    Yeah so instead of touching toilet paper, you wipe your ass over and over with the same goddam stick. As if that thing isn`t caked with crap before long. And does the whole family share the damn thing? Is this meant to replace handwashing? GROSS. WHO THE HELL COMES UP WITH THIS poo?
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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 8:52 am
    "I can`t stand these infomercials. They make the most trivial activities seem so difficult -- like opening a soda bottle, planting a garden, or wiping your ass."

    How Many Times Has This Happened To You?

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    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 9:00 am
    I want a bidet. I would sit on that all day. ahhh
  27. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 9:01 am
    every1 should just use water so things like this don`t exist...
  28. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 9:35 am
    "WHO THE HELL COMES UP WITH THIS poo?"

    All mammals poo.

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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 9:45 am
    So some CEO was sitting in this product proposal meeting and thought, "What a great idea... yes, we should sell this product?"
  30. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 9:45 am
    Hahahaha they make it seem SO hard to wipe your ass.. I bet that thing takes practice...
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 10:13 am
    im waiting for the day we all learn to whipe with a pair of clam shells
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 10:28 am
    THIS WAS JUST POSTED BY TRIXIE BLUE 2 DAYS AGO WITH A 1.9 RATING...

    NOW IT HAS BEEN RE-POSTED BY FANCYLAD, NOT EVEN A GOOD 2 DAYS LATER WITH A 3.8?

    IS THIS OUR WTF OF THE DAY?

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    sportsfan94 Male 13-17
    108 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 11:26 am
    I like how it starts out saying "for years we`ve been folding and scrunching toilet paper. Now you dont have to!"

    I believe that all of the footage of the product being used showed folded toilet paper. What a good advertisement!

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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 11:53 am
    I use 60-grit carbon fiber sandpaper and just run it through the dishwasher.

    I guess this product isn`t for me.

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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    lostinkorea
    Female, 18-29, Europe
    456 Posts
    Monday, June 15, 2009 10:28:18 AM
    THIS WAS JUST POSTED BY TRIXIE BLUE 2 DAYS AGO WITH A 1.9 RATING...

    NOW IT HAS BEEN RE-POSTED BY FANCYLAD, NOT EVEN A GOOD 2 DAYS LATER WITH A 3.8?

    IS THIS OUR WTF OF THE DAY?
    --------------------------------------------------

    Nah. Just human error! Monday to Friday, Fancy does the links. Us mods do the links at the weekend giving him time off! On top of that, we have lots of material being titled diffrently or being submitted from mutliple sources. Lastly the other factor is time. We only have so much to spare!!

    Hence why reposts happen.

  36. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    2 words
    <bold>NO THANKS!</bold>
    You should be so embarrassed and humiliated for being so f*&^ing squeamish.
  37. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Sooo... this is for the fat, the old, and the OCD?
  38. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    Well Doc, I was just trying to wipe when I slipped...
  39. Profile photo of eflcotw
    eflcotw Male 13-17
    75 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    anyone else get the ad above the video of the Bidet toilet,as an alternative of never using toilet paper?
  40. Profile photo of NightHack
    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    It looks more awkward to use this than to use your hand.
  41. Profile photo of YUP_IM_BORED
    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    are your effing kidding me? hahahaha wtffff

    a tool, for wiping your ass? woww

  42. Profile photo of mystery08
    mystery08 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    not only does it take longer to wipe but it improves your douchebag factor by 400%
  43. Profile photo of Cancancoo
    Cancancoo Female 13-17
    11 posts
    June 15, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    That looks...... Awkward.
  44. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 12:25 am
    Mankind has taken a wrong turn somewhere if it needs a wand for ass wipery.
  45. Profile photo of JumpRope
    JumpRope Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 1:14 am
    lol so many odd phrases and words
    -the loss of range of motion
    -archaeic

    just made my day

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    xxmiwakoxx Female 18-29
    18 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 1:28 am
    you know those women that have long ass nasty nails...i guess it makes sense for them.... lmao....wow
  47. Profile photo of VictoriaIAB
    VictoriaIAB Female 13-17
    88 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 1:53 am
    the only thing that product is good at is helping fattie, and wasting plastic 0.o i always have such a positive out look huh? =]
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 4:06 am
    I have a story to go with this product. A co worker broke both his collar bones in a skiing accident. He was unable to move his arm to wipe his ass so he had something very similar to this. We STILL make fun of him for it.
  49. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:49 am
    You know, I understand that can actually be helpful for someone that`s overweight, I have heard of problems like that, but other than that, there is really no use for it. It takes up too much space, people are used to what we already have, and it`s just too much.
  50. Profile photo of XfaTedX
    XfaTedX Female 18-29
    60 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 5:57 am
    Why in God`s name would you need 18 inches more on your arm?
    I think only people like the "pizza roll" guy will really need this.
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    camanokid Male 13-17
    18 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 8:26 am
    Anybody else notice that the lady after the blob keeps on turning from side to side.
  52. Profile photo of yepimbored
    yepimbored Male 30-39
    131 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 11:47 am
    They need to incorporate "sonic cleaning action!"

    Just like a professional jewelry cleaner, the sonic wave action of the Ass Blaster 3000 uses millions of tiny pulses each second to gently wipe away even the tiniest pieces of fecal matter. Why wipe with rough toilet paper that can actually scratch and tear your sphinter? OUCH! "I bwaught mwy Eass Bleyaster 3000 a ye-ah ago, and heaven`t suffah`d from rectal blee-ding evah since". But wait, call within the next 10 minutes and we`ll double your offer. That`s right, you get two Ass Blaster 3000`s. Use one for each orifice, or, give one to a friend! But wait, there`s still more! If you`re one of the first 500 callers, we`ll include this silicone massage tip at no additional charge. You can use the sonic action of the Ass Blaster 3000 to massage your back, your feet, or any `other` area, then use the patented toilet paper gripper to clean up afterwards. You get all this for only $19.95. Call now, operators are s

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    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    They must be targeting old people because they played the entire first 25 seconds over again.
  54. Profile photo of Fatum
    Fatum Male 30-39
    66 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Get a grip on your wipe!!!!!!
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    happytimeu Male 30-39
    2 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    The spoof of this video is even more ridiculous than the original, if that`s even possible. ;-) http://tinyurl.com/ComfortableStick
  56. Profile photo of Leetrockstar
    Leetrockstar Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 20, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    Maintain your dignity and your personal hygiene by not being in this commercial.

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