Comfort Wipe Toilet Aid Commercial [Video]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

No, this isn"t spoof, this is a real hygienic product. Kiss your old-fashioned days of using toilet paper goodbye.
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Male 2
Maintain your dignity and your personal hygiene by not being in this commercial.
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Male 2
The spoof of this video is even more ridiculous than the original, if that`s even possible. ;-) http://tinyurl.com/ComfortableStick
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Male 66
Get a grip on your wipe!!!!!!
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Female 527
They must be targeting old people because they played the entire first 25 seconds over again.
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Male 131
They need to incorporate "sonic cleaning action!"

Just like a professional jewelry cleaner, the sonic wave action of the Ass Blaster 3000 uses millions of tiny pulses each second to gently wipe away even the tiniest pieces of fecal matter. Why wipe with rough toilet paper that can actually scratch and tear your sphinter? OUCH! "I bwaught mwy Eass Bleyaster 3000 a ye-ah ago, and heaven`t suffah`d from rectal blee-ding evah since". But wait, call within the next 10 minutes and we`ll double your offer. That`s right, you get two Ass Blaster 3000`s. Use one for each orifice, or, give one to a friend! But wait, there`s still more! If you`re one of the first 500 callers, we`ll include this silicone massage tip at no additional charge. You can use the sonic action of the Ass Blaster 3000 to massage your back, your feet, or any `other` area, then use the patented toilet paper gripper to clean up afterwards. You get all this for only $19.95. Call now, operators are s

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Male 18
Anybody else notice that the lady after the blob keeps on turning from side to side.
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Female 60
Why in God`s name would you need 18 inches more on your arm?
I think only people like the "pizza roll" guy will really need this.
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Male 1,232
You know, I understand that can actually be helpful for someone that`s overweight, I have heard of problems like that, but other than that, there is really no use for it. It takes up too much space, people are used to what we already have, and it`s just too much.
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Female 1,496
I have a story to go with this product. A co worker broke both his collar bones in a skiing accident. He was unable to move his arm to wipe his ass so he had something very similar to this. We STILL make fun of him for it.
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Female 88
the only thing that product is good at is helping fattie, and wasting plastic 0.o i always have such a positive out look huh? =]
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Female 18
you know those women that have long ass nasty nails...i guess it makes sense for them.... lmao....wow
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Male 170
lol so many odd phrases and words
-the loss of range of motion
-archaeic

just made my day

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Male 731
Mankind has taken a wrong turn somewhere if it needs a wand for ass wipery.
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Female 11
That looks...... Awkward.
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Male 160
not only does it take longer to wipe but it improves your douchebag factor by 400%
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Female 195
are your effing kidding me? hahahaha wtffff

a tool, for wiping your ass? woww

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Male 204
It looks more awkward to use this than to use your hand.
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Male 75
anyone else get the ad above the video of the Bidet toilet,as an alternative of never using toilet paper?
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Male 2,582
Well Doc, I was just trying to wipe when I slipped...
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Female 1,006
Sooo... this is for the fat, the old, and the OCD?
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Male 10,845
2 words
<bold>NO THANKS!</bold>
You should be so embarrassed and humiliated for being so f*&^ing squeamish.
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Male 3,369
lostinkorea
Female, 18-29, Europe
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[ Delete Post ] Monday, June 15, 2009 10:28:18 AM
THIS WAS JUST POSTED BY TRIXIE BLUE 2 DAYS AGO WITH A 1.9 RATING...

NOW IT HAS BEEN RE-POSTED BY FANCYLAD, NOT EVEN A GOOD 2 DAYS LATER WITH A 3.8?

IS THIS OUR WTF OF THE DAY?
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Nah. Just human error! Monday to Friday, Fancy does the links. Us mods do the links at the weekend giving him time off! On top of that, we have lots of material being titled diffrently or being submitted from mutliple sources. Lastly the other factor is time. We only have so much to spare!!

Hence why reposts happen.

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Male 1,505
I use 60-grit carbon fiber sandpaper and just run it through the dishwasher.

I guess this product isn`t for me.

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Male 108
I like how it starts out saying "for years we`ve been folding and scrunching toilet paper. Now you dont have to!"

I believe that all of the footage of the product being used showed folded toilet paper. What a good advertisement!

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Female 3,727
THIS WAS JUST POSTED BY TRIXIE BLUE 2 DAYS AGO WITH A 1.9 RATING...

NOW IT HAS BEEN RE-POSTED BY FANCYLAD, NOT EVEN A GOOD 2 DAYS LATER WITH A 3.8?

IS THIS OUR WTF OF THE DAY?

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Male 2,388
im waiting for the day we all learn to whipe with a pair of clam shells
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Female 414
Hahahaha they make it seem SO hard to wipe your ass.. I bet that thing takes practice...
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Male 1,106
So some CEO was sitting in this product proposal meeting and thought, "What a great idea... yes, we should sell this product?"
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Male 315
"WHO THE HELL COMES UP WITH THIS poo?"

All mammals poo.

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Male 1,091
every1 should just use water so things like this don`t exist...
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Male 357
I want a bidet. I would sit on that all day. ahhh
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Male 3,014
"I can`t stand these infomercials. They make the most trivial activities seem so difficult -- like opening a soda bottle, planting a garden, or wiping your ass."

How Many Times Has This Happened To You?

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Female 1,112
Yeah so instead of touching toilet paper, you wipe your ass over and over with the same goddam stick. As if that thing isn`t caked with crap before long. And does the whole family share the damn thing? Is this meant to replace handwashing? GROSS. WHO THE HELL COMES UP WITH THIS poo?
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Female 3
Who needs to reach round or extend 18 inches to get to there own arse? Seriously?
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Male 1,178
did they not think to themselves why has nobody else tried to reinvent toilet paper? Because its a drating terrible idea!!!
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Female 9,402
I`d laugh at the retart that buys it.
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Male 4,807
Why is this REPOST have a 3.7 rating and the same one from yesterday is 1.9 rating ???

Must be the Monday morning brain fuzzys.

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Male 446
I still don`t fully understand how it works. There HAS to be a mandatory computer simulation demonstration if this is to be a proper infomercial. And where`s the money back Guarantee?
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Female 186
I really do hate having to ask someone else to attend to my personal needs... that`s why I just do it myself. And if you are too big to reach around yourself then you should probably spend less time at the buffet.
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Female 163
OMG that is the most hilarious commercial for the most useless product ever. Good one, Fancylad!
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Female 158
If you`re too fat to wipe your ass, you`re too fat
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Male 37
That "interviewed" woman needs shot in the face... Damn she`s annoying
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Male 326
So wait... How exactly does this work? I can`t see how you would get this back there.
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Male 292
"Holy friggin` repost!" batman!

i don`t even know if it`s a repost, i just wanted to add that.

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Male 61
That looks awkward and uncomfortable.
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Male 2,344
Wait, you STILL have to fold the toilet paper...Useless much?
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Female 1,181
Holy friggin` repost!
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Male 338
being a big guy has its advantages... like diabetes!!!
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Male 2,199
she says that toilet paper is disgusting and archaic yet this product still uses toilet paper... make up your damn minds people!
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Female 297
well, for my grandmother who had a stroke and can only use one arm, this would be great for her
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Female 509
I can`t stand these infomercials. They make the most trivial activities seem so difficult -- like opening a soda bottle, planting a garden, or wiping your ass.
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Female 47
who needs and 18inch extension that`s anatomically designed it`s not like it`s supposed to go up your.....oh wait, maybe that`s why.
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Male 4,807
Repost!! less than 24 hours ago, too.
6/14/2009 9:18:36 AM
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Male 2,551
"it`s embarassing to have someone help you with your personal matters"
Erm...like getting someone to either wipe after you`ve finished going to the toilet, or getting to check its all gone? I dont know anyone who needs to get anyone to do that.

I`d get the Getagrip, but not the comfortwipe.

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Male 1,072
theres a reason we have used toilets rolls for all these years.....cause it works!
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Male 19,873
Link: Comfort Wipe Toilet Aid Commercial [Video] [Rate Link] - No, this isn`t spoof, this is a real hygienic product. Kiss your old-fashioned days of using toilet paper goodbye.
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