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Just like a professional jewelry cleaner, the sonic wave action of the Ass Blaster 3000 uses millions of tiny pulses each second to gently wipe away even the tiniest pieces of fecal matter. Why wipe with rough toilet paper that can actually scratch and tear your sphinter? OUCH! "I bwaught mwy Eass Bleyaster 3000 a ye-ah ago, and heaven`t suffah`d from rectal blee-ding evah since". But wait, call within the next 10 minutes and we`ll double your offer. That`s right, you get two Ass Blaster 3000`s. Use one for each orifice, or, give one to a friend! But wait, there`s still more! If you`re one of the first 500 callers, we`ll include this silicone massage tip at no additional charge. You can use the sonic action of the Ass Blaster 3000 to massage your back, your feet, or any `other` area, then use the patented toilet paper gripper to clean up afterwards. You get all this for only $19.95. Call now, operators are s
just made my day
a tool, for wiping your ass? woww
NOW IT HAS BEEN RE-POSTED BY FANCYLAD, NOT EVEN A GOOD 2 DAYS LATER WITH A 3.8?
IS THIS OUR WTF OF THE DAY?--------------------------------------------------
Nah. Just human error! Monday to Friday, Fancy does the links. Us mods do the links at the weekend giving him time off! On top of that, we have lots of material being titled diffrently or being submitted from mutliple sources. Lastly the other factor is time. We only have so much to spare!!
Hence why reposts happen.
I guess this product isn`t for me.
I believe that all of the footage of the product being used showed folded toilet paper. What a good advertisement!
IS THIS OUR WTF OF THE DAY?
All mammals poo.
How Many Times Has This Happened To You?
Must be the Monday morning brain fuzzys.
i don`t even know if it`s a repost, i just wanted to add that.
I`d get the Getagrip, but not the comfortwipe.