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Date: 06/09/09 07:20 PM

118 Responses to Chocolate Cake Monster Gonna Eat You Up [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    Link: Chocolate Cake Monster Gonna Eat You Up - `Get in my belleh!`
  2. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    273 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    Oh lawd that`s awesome
  3. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    God, that cake looks so good...
  4. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    Don`t let Jason Biggs near this thing.
  5. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Oh wow i want one. Not to eat, but to live with.
  6. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    that is the best thing I`ve seen....ever.
  7. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    Oh my gawd, it`s CAKEY!!! I LOVE CAKEY!!!
  8. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Awwwwwwwwwwwww its soo cute.
  9. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    NOM NOM!
  10. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    "Oh wow i want one. Not to eat, but to live with."

    Well, here some advice: Buy some cake mix and make one, then cut out a mouth.

  11. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Cannibal cake is eyeing his next victim
  12. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1255 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    YES!!! I`m just trying to imagine how it would talk... and it`s ADORABLE!
  13. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    I dunno if its real... Or rather at least the cherries don`t seem to be. They look too... mono-colored to be real. (IE the stem is the exact same color as the cherry itself. Something nature doesn`t do)

    But i`ll stop analyzing it and say.

    Cool!

  14. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    very creepy.
  15. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    The kid is wearing a boy scout uniform. I wonder if he got a merit badge for it.....
  16. Profile photo of xxlittleme
    xxlittleme Female 18-29
    109 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    "I dunno if its real... Or rather at least the cherries don`t seem to be. They look too... mono-colored to be real. (IE the stem is the exact same color as the cherry itself. Something nature doesn`t do)"

    Maraschino(?) cherries are, indeed, red like the cherry. They`re specially for cakes and sweets. It`s not nature, I think it`s because of something they put the cherries in. Either way, look it up.

  17. Profile photo of Benoxxxx
    Benoxxxx Male 13-17
    56 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    That`s a big fu*ken cake..
  18. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    I think it`s real considering that anyone with some cake mix could make one. It`d almost be easier (and tastier) just to make it than to photoshop it.
  19. Profile photo of MK1029
    MK1029 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    xxlittleme, I was going to tell you to get out of the country for not knowing that until I read you were replying and I breathed a sigh of relief. Obviously,eichenkatze is an american. I`m sorry for assuming you were a retard before finishing reading your post.
  20. Profile photo of Lamchop
    Lamchop Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    I think it`s real... it speaks to me... plays with me... feeds.. with me :|
  21. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    holy crap, i wanna shove my face in its mouth and eat my way to freedom
  22. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Aw, cute. It reminds me of Domo-kun
  23. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Kreeeeeeeeepy.
  24. Profile photo of sumguyin267
    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    In before cake`s a lie.
  25. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    172 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    Awwk it`s cute.
    :D
  26. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    heheheheh :D
  27. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    awwww! best cake ever!
  28. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    i want to eat it more than it wants to eat me i bet
  29. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    The cake is a

    <gunshot>

  30. Profile photo of LadyChula629
    LadyChula629 Female 18-29
    61 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    Im hungry... im going bake now.
  31. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    So cute! I wants one!
    But I don`t think I could eat it....
    o.O
  32. Profile photo of Ushersgurl14
    Ushersgurl14 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    i`m superrrr hungry now
  33. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    THE CAKE IS A SPY!!!!
  34. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    umm gonnna eeeechuuuu!!!!
  35. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    That thing is god damn creepy
  36. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    I seriously want the recipe. :D
  37. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    ITS A TRAP
  38. Profile photo of bunny_bob
    bunny_bob Female 13-17
    15 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    That cake`s looking at its neighbor pretty hungrily. Is this the beginning of food cannibalism?
  39. Profile photo of Diggles
    Diggles Male 18-29
    22 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    I want one!
  40. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    Is that a Willie Wonka chocolate cake??? (oompa oompa doopadee doo!)
  41. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    it`s just a regular cake with a slit for the mouth and beads for the eyes. >_> not entertained
  42. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    No, it`s a tarp, obviously. God, moron.
  43. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    imagine that cake ate another cake that ate smaller delicious foods. then you ate the cake. its a flavor explosion!
  44. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    paco, dude, beauty in simplicity
  45. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    cute? I guess
  46. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Oooooh I want cake now...
  47. Profile photo of Sammichiaki1
    Sammichiaki1 Female 18-29
    206 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Creepy..and cute at the same time
  48. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    Yeah... Working late tonight, show this to the co-workers... Yeah, lot`s of longing groans going down right now.
  49. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    I want that cake! Gimme!
  50. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Not with no teef you ain`t! Uhuh!
  51. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    X3
    its adorable!!! awwwwwwwww
  52. Profile photo of weresphinx
    weresphinx Male 18-29
    218 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    awwwww how cute those little peeps,,,,,,i`m going to eat that chocolate cutey......
  53. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    that is amazing lol
  54. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    The only cake that bites you back
  55. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    it looks delicious!
  56. Profile photo of Brymis
    Brymis Male 13-17
    38 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    Thats awesome!
  57. Profile photo of symbolica
    symbolica Female 18-29
    41 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    :3
  58. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    That`s frightening.
  59. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    looks like a puppet
  60. Profile photo of snailslime
    snailslime Female 18-29
    90 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    i want that cake..its adorable
  61. Profile photo of Senocno
    Senocno Male 13-17
    47 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    the cake is a lie...
  62. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    308 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    I fight that cake! With a fork.
  63. Profile photo of SillyLily94
    SillyLily94 Female 13-17
    77 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    lol, that`s awesome!
  64. Profile photo of patty_xx
    patty_xx Female 13-17
    41 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    oh its so cute! :)
  65. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    I`d have it eat me then eat it from the inside out.
  66. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    I want the eyes and cherrys on top!

    I want the whole damn thing!

  67. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    the REAL portal cake...
  68. Profile photo of BamJr
    BamJr Female 13-17
    86 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    That`s so my next birthday cake.
  69. Profile photo of Sandy312
    Sandy312 Female 18-29
    159 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    Me too!!
  70. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1065 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    Holy crap that looks so yummy and creepy at the same time
  71. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    But let`s see what it looks like from the back side. Hmmm, yup, cake
  72. Profile photo of jackydoll123
    jackydoll123 Female 13-17
    42 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom...
  73. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    Am I the only one here who`s ever seen `Cakey, the Cake From Outer Space`?

    This is Cakey!
    Check him out!

  74. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!
  75. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    You can see the whole `Cakey` series on Vimeo now.
  76. Profile photo of jesswalker
    jesswalker Female 18-29
    43 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Please don`t stare at me with those shining, black, button eyes while I`m eating your sweet, chocolatey flesh, Mr. Cake.
  77. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    That`s almost cute...
    In a very creepy way.
  78. Profile photo of KatWaffles
    KatWaffles Female 13-17
    74 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    haha i saw that on lolcats
  79. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    HAHAHAH LOL at jesswalker. FTW
  80. Profile photo of rogue_lily
    rogue_lily Female 13-17
    126 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    Stab it in the head...Quickly! & serve me a piece! *yum!
  81. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    The cake is a lie.
  82. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    Stuff a scoop of Vanilla icecream in its mouth and slice it up!
  83. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:42 am
    This is cakey

    It`s weird as hell. No joke...

  84. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:21 am
    The cake was the brains behind portal! I see it now!
  85. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:34 am
    Do you realize there are 4 pages of comments on a cake?

    )-|


  86. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:44 am
    COULD SOMEONE PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE SPAMMING LINKS? D:|
    (Not the ones just posting links to related stuff.)
  87. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    517 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 3:19 am
    LOL you gotta love cakey
  88. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 4:50 am
    RAWR!
    He`s cute.
  89. Profile photo of Dilluxia
    Dilluxia Female 18-29
    237 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:50 am
    That is an awesome (and yummy) looking cake!
  90. Profile photo of tchaiky
    tchaiky Female 18-29
    227 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 7:02 am
    must learn how to make!
  91. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 7:06 am
    it`s a lie
  92. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 7:41 am
    awwwww!!cuteness cake
  93. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    611 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 7:50 am
    haha! i love it!
  94. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 7:55 am
    i teach you tchaiky: cook 2 cakes. The tops will be slightly domed. Don`t cut it off like usual. Put one cake on the other upsidedown. Ice. Voila! I am a genius!
  95. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:03 am
    awesome!
  96. Profile photo of frogpond
    frogpond Female 13-17
    57 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:17 am
    awww he looks so happy!! ^_^
  97. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:31 am
    hahaha thats awesome. i want!
  98. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:44 am
    aw =(
  99. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 10:06 am
    *squeals* Cute!
  100. Profile photo of TFrail
    TFrail Male 13-17
    12 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 10:29 am
    hahha that is insanely awesome!!!!!
  101. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    i`ve seen that one but still funny :D
  102. Profile photo of lewisc007
    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    i so want that!!
    even if it is going to try to eat me as i try to eat it!
  103. Profile photo of zombiejedi
    zombiejedi Male 18-29
    57 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    funnier if it had a lazy eye
  104. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    Where`s the `Om Nom Nom`?
  105. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    lol I want that cake on my birthday! :-D
  106. Profile photo of Qystein
    Qystein Male 18-29
    159 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    awww
  107. Profile photo of Valark
    Valark Male 13-17
    77 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    Wow... I just watched the Cakey episodes. The cake is no longer cute to me.
  108. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    omg i wants that so bad now
  109. Profile photo of BrandySnap
    BrandySnap Female 18-29
    165 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    Eee hee hee it`s adorable. I like that he (yes it`s a he) has a little tutu as well. I think I`m gonna have to make him into a felt plushie
  110. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    oh god i want that cake for my birthday next year!! i hate cake, but i want that one
  111. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 12:30 am
    that cake looks like the cake from an episode of tiny toons.. 90`s kids will get that
  112. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 1:19 am
    om nom
  113. Profile photo of Thrash
    Thrash Female 13-17
    61 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    Reminds me of Wondershowzen
    Like he`ll lecture me on how to do heroin the right way before he tries to eat my hand.
  114. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 3:57 am
    That is so cute. <3
  115. Profile photo of finny2
    finny2 Male 13-17
    47 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:24 am
    In soviet Russia, cake eat you!
  116. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    July 12, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    aww too cute 2 eat!!
  117. Profile photo of XchibiX
    XchibiX Female 13-17
    8 posts
    March 25, 2011 at 8:01 am
    AWWW so cute and chibi :3

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