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Chad Gets Revenge On Megan Fox, Ninja Proxy [Pic]

When Megan snubbed Chad, he vowed he”d exact revenge on her. This is his hired ninja, seconds before he pounced on her.

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Date: 06/22/09 08:15 PM

92 Responses to Chad Gets Revenge On Megan Fox, Ninja Proxy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:04 am
    Link: Chad Gets Revenge On Megan Fox, Ninja Proxy - When Megan snubbed Chad, he vowed he`d exact revenge on her. This is his hired ninja, seconds before he pounced on her.
  2. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:09 am
    I thought we agreed his name was Chad....
  3. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:12 am
    she made a powerful enemy indeed.
    Chad, or Brad, keep on keeping on!(more ninjas please).
  4. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:14 am
    ok so im confused.what am i supposed to be looking at?
  5. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:15 am
    This is retarded.
  6. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:16 am
    Before and after photos please
  7. Profile photo of alia5
    alia5 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:18 am
    The 2B pencil which is about to hit her tongue, I think..
  8. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:19 am
    I would give my right nutt to see her naked...
  9. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:21 am
    i`m lost. where`s the ninja?
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:24 am
    "i`m lost. where`s the ninja?"

    The asian guy in the middle.

  11. Profile photo of Canine
    Canine Male 13-17
    142 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:27 am
    hey fatex instead of half castrating yourself you can use this cool new thing called the internet
  12. Profile photo of Epicasaurus
    Epicasaurus Male 13-17
    42 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:29 am
    "i`m lost. where`s the ninja? "

    Theres three of them in this picture.

    Also, top right hand corner. Easiest. Rubix Cube. Ever.

  13. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:36 am
    yes exept his name was chad not brad
  14. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:43 am
    it`s no fun if you have to explain the joke...
  15. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:52 am
    So, any random Asian guy is now a ninja?
  16. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:55 am
    Interesting.
  17. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:55 am
    I thoguht his name was Chad. -_-
  18. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:01 am
    Brad?

    Is he Chad`s evil twin?

  19. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:12 am
    yawn
  20. Profile photo of webcamwanker
    webcamwanker Male 18-29
    237 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:13 am
    i dont get it.
  21. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:18 am
    Is I-A-B scraping the bottom of the barrel these days? Are we seriously that low on good links?
  22. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:19 am
    Also fatex needs to get a serious hobby.
  23. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    June 22, 2009 at 11:20 am
    yes exept his name was chad not brad

    He who has ninjas for friends goes by many names...

  24. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:26 am
    lamest of lame?
  25. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:36 am
    I think this is an excuse to give us a Megan Fox picture...
  26. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
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    June 22, 2009 at 11:43 am
    K this is obviously not a very good ninja if he`s in a photo.
  27. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 11:54 am
    OK, I get the reference, but this appears to just be someone with a Megan Fox fetish (perhaps who is going to see Transformers 2 late at night, ahem) posting pictures of her.

    Also, Ninja are far too small and stealthy to stick out in a photo. The real ninja is actually slicing her legs, hence her peculiar facial expression as she continues to smile for the crowds...

  28. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:58 am
    I don`t understand. The fat white kid became Asian and changed his name to Brad? And is hunting for an autograph? What makes him a ninja? So many questions...
  29. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    "Also, Ninja are far too small and stealthy to stick out in a photo. The real ninja is actually slicing her legs, hence her peculiar facial expression as she continues to smile for the crowds... "

    She looks like she`s enjoying it.

  30. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Whatever, I keep thinking she`s smokin`!
  31. Profile photo of dijipo
    dijipo Male 13-17
    239 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    whats with the fat kid trying to give her a flower? lol
  32. Profile photo of DoNT_PaNiiC
    DoNT_PaNiiC Male 13-17
    13 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    islandlotus look at the description..
  33. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Sorry, I skimmed too fast, but that still doesn`t explain why his name is now Brad.
  34. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    Looks like he`s waiting for her to serve up them muffins.
  35. Profile photo of vE
    vE Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    what the hell is a MIRROR BLOCKS DOING IN THERE?! *japanese made rubiks cube with different shaped cubies*
  36. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    omg her little tongue is so sexy. i want her to sign something of mine while licking her lips.

    i would die.

  37. Profile photo of Naly_D
    Naly_D Male 18-29
    25 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    "what the hell is a MIRROR BLOCKS DOING IN THERE?!"

    Most likely it`s some kind of TF2/TF1 promotion, it`s easy to see how a marketing dick would use them as an Allspark.

  38. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    "that still doesn`t explain why his name is now Brad."

    True story :P Anyways, he does look like he`s waiting for the right moment for SOMETHING..

  39. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    i don`t understand what`s going on in this picture.
  40. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Yeah me neither, what`s happening?
  41. Profile photo of ukbox
    ukbox Male 18-29
    101 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    hahaha he looks scary

    and wheres her toe thumbs like in that pic a while ago?

  42. Profile photo of jayceeen
    jayceeen Female 18-29
    46 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Never mind the dunder pants (or whatever they are...) give the woman a razor for those pits.
    Serious stubble.
    Oh- forgot about the thumbs, maybe she can`t hold one properly.
  43. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    I don`t really get this. Is it supposed to be funny? *smirk*
  44. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    nope.
  45. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    His name was chad.
  46. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Someone has a "fancy" for Megan Fox....and I`m not talking about Bradchad...
  47. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    Of course fancylad has the hots for megan fox.

    Who doesn`t?

  48. Profile photo of YUP_IM_BORED
    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    ive been staring at this and I have no idea whats going on.
    Someone shed some light on this for me?
  49. Profile photo of YUP_IM_BORED
    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    wait, are you just saying that the asian guys in this pic are ninjas? isnt that a tad racist?
    and whats with the pic of the kid trying to give her a rose? Im so confused and sry for the double post, please someone explain, pleeease.
  50. Profile photo of IONIC
    IONIC Male 18-29
    163 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    Brad is the kid with flowers. Megan fox snubbed his advane, so he sent his ninja assassin (seen in the larger pik) to give her the evil eyes.

    p.s. My "see" key, on my keyboard deided to stop working. Hene the spelling errors. AIO

  51. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    poor ionic...no more _up_akes for you...
  52. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    Who is this tatted up piece of trash?
  53. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    IONICifeelyourpainmyspacebarisallstucksowe`rekindofinthesameboatinaway.lol.
  54. Profile photo of evlmnkyninja
    evlmnkyninja Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    it`s the ninja that killed my entire family D:
    RUN MEGAN, RUN!
  55. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    After Chad got home the night he was rejected, he shot his parents with his friend`s .22 pistol in a sobbing, drunken rage. He stumbled out onto the streets, and accidentally shot a man, and taking advantage of the situation, took his Social Security and credit card. The man`s name was Brad. Chad now decided that he would operate under the name Brad.

    He went to a Dojo where he found Kenjetta, a Wushu instructor. He used his new credit card to take out a hit on Megan Fox.

    AND THAT`S THE STORY.
    Now shut the hell up, his name change is now explained.

  56. Profile photo of Moneo
    Moneo Female 13-17
    169 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    At least someone noticed the name change...
  57. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    @WeenieDog i could only hope that what u said was true
  58. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    Funny. Now I`m going to askaninja.com
  59. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    did anyone else hear that fox is bisexuall?
    dayum... her and katty perry >:D
  60. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    she got bigol boobs
  61. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    That guy`s kinda cute.

    But Cracked is right, Fox is the cheap man`s Jolie.

  62. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    eww?
  63. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    thats right girl, lick them lips. you want them fans dontchu
  64. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    The weirdest thing is that this article was on my home page RSS when I logged on, but I came to IAB instead, and what a coincidence

    US magazine says Megan Fox will make up for the snub to the boy with the yellow flowers

  65. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    BOOBS
  66. Profile photo of MrsBren
    MrsBren Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2009 at 1:25 am
    Someone forgot to shave
  67. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2009 at 2:25 am
    thanks for the explanation...i knew about the boy and the flower incident, but didn`t really understand the whole ninja comment until someone explained it in the comments...

    ...ummm, haha i guess...wasn`t aware that asians are still being stereotyped as ninjas...just like all arabs are terrorists; all italians are in the mafia, and all blacks are criminals...

  68. Profile photo of moli25
    moli25 Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2009 at 3:39 am
    you want to kick whos ass and why?
  69. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
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    June 23, 2009 at 5:58 am
    I honestly don`t get this at all.
  70. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2009 at 7:24 am
    Ninja actioooooon!

    What perfect timing!

    Brad/Chad would be so proud!

  71. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
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    June 23, 2009 at 7:24 am
    Oh okay...he`s Asian. I get it.
  72. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2009 at 9:12 am
    is someone holding a silver rubik`s cube in the top right?
  73. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    June 23, 2009 at 9:50 am
    kinjomusashi```
    "..ummm, haha i guess...wasn`t aware that asians are still being stereotyped as ninjas...just like all arabs are terrorists; all italians are in the mafia, and all blacks are criminals..."


    You left out the white people, what are they....oh yea, ALL ARE RACISTS... LOL

  74. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2009 at 10:17 am
    kinjomusashi"`
    "..ummm, haha i guess...wasn`t aware that asians are still being stereotyped as ninjas...just like all arabs are terrorists; all italians are in the mafia, and all blacks are criminals..."

    You left out the white people, what are they....oh yea, ALL ARE RACISTS... LOL


    Yeahh...too bad the only true on in that post is that all white people are racists. C`mon I know all whiteys at one time or another have said something racist.

    did I say only true one? I meants theyre all true >=D

  75. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    June 23, 2009 at 11:12 am
    Everyone is racist at one time or another.

    I ,for example, just hired 2 guys from the Sudan, 1 from India and also have Asians and white people working for me.
    So I guess I`m racist against Aliens ( I just hate those Green Buggers)

  76. Profile photo of diligo4565
    diligo4565 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    you have to admit, the odd expression is ninja like
  77. Profile photo of MikeW
    MikeW Male 30-39
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    June 23, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    yes, only white people are racist, am I right? Except for the ones that voted for Obama, because they are clearly striving to break the racial barriers that exist in today`s society.
  78. Profile photo of hyeonkim0805
    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    Calling white people racist on a website with mostly white people is pointless... go on a asian website and call them racist. It`s much better. ^^
  79. Profile photo of mrwnt
    mrwnt Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    I don`t like grouping people by race, but African Americans bring up race more than ANY OTHER group of Americans. Everything is whitey`s fault, even today.
  80. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    I have to agree, even though most white people are not racist these days, they are still considered the most racist.

  81. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    Why is everybody so damned sensitive about race!?

    Ninjas are historically asian, and they often have shifty eyes. The man in the picture is asian, and he has shifty eyes. Thus, he is very ninja-esque. IT"S FUNNY!!! STOP BEING SO SENSITIVE!!!

  82. Profile photo of Nath2k8
    Nath2k8 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    this was on digg a few days ago..its just a dumb kid trying to give her a rose and she gets dragged off by the bodyguards.
  83. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    Anyone else notice the man holding up a Rubik`s Cube in the top right corner?
  84. Profile photo of caru211
    caru211 Male 18-29
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    June 23, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    kinjomusashi, all italians ARE in the mafia.
  85. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
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    June 24, 2009 at 12:10 am
    Damn...you can`t see her toe thumb.
  86. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    SIGN MY CUBE!!!!
  87. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
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    June 25, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    I can just hear her...
    "MMMMM, DERICIOUS! @W@"
  88. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    w00t go chad
  89. Profile photo of TheHaystack
    TheHaystack Male 13-17
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    June 27, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    Hotness
  90. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Funny :L.

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